>north europe: Elves>latin america: Goblins>africa: Orcs>aboriginals : Trolls>romantic europe: imps>USA: demons>britain: fairies
>>83101094This is absolute dogishit mate.
>>83101094i appreciate being called a fairy and not an orc
>>83101094Why the fuck am i a goblin you bastard?
>>83101094sorry but i think all of asia deserves elves. you dont get to give white girls elves, no way
>>83101114hmmm, Australia...Probably Kobolds>>83101125Have you seen your women?
>>83101123i would have though maybe ogres
>>83101131asians are vampires
>>83101133>Have you seen your women?Good point, i'm still gonna leave dead animal carcasses in your porch and throw rocks at your window in retaliation goblin style though
Who are the Dwarves?
>>83101155The asians imo
>>83101184>>83101131>>83101141I feel like asians are a fantasy race itself (I'm talking about core asia; China, Japan and Korea)seamonkeys, jeets and russians can have their own category.
>>83101155>extremely xenophobic>proud of themselves to an extreme degree>hold grudges for an unreasonably long time>obsession with material wealthJews.
>>83101139dont ruin this for me anony
>>83101094What about eastern europe? What about the hungarian island in the middle of it separating it from the slavs?
>>83101094>Please accept this dogshit post identifying me as AustralianJesus fucking christ do I have to?
>>83101205You literally just described chyna
>>83101243the chinese are the most profoundly insane race on this planet. It's what you get when you lock in a group of smart people with 0 outside influence. It's all a repeat of someone rising to the top, promising some outlandish things and when nature says otherwise they get killed and another 50+ years of infighting cannibal wars ensue, until some external big-dick takes over and the story repeats.They have no integral structure or anything to hold onto like the mentioned je- I mean dwarves, they just tear at each other at the slightest crack in the impossible-to-achieve delusion questsThe chinaman, even today are basically the skaven in human disguise
>>83101094>romantic europe: imps>britain: fairiesWhat?
>>83101094>east asia: bugmen>india/indonesia: kobolds>australia/new zealand: hobbits>pacific islanders: giants>quebec: werewolves