You could've been slamming leagues of mentally ill married broads up to their eyeballs in alcohol but instead you were born with a conscience and an innate disgust for loosey goosey shawarma-loving makeup-bathing hunchback of notre dame looking slatternly slags slinging the puss six ways from Sunday yeah? What a load of bollocks. Cheating pussy is nigh endless stretching these mean streets of L O N D O N petri-dish guttersluts the lot of them christ, these sloots just want penii yeah? Fuck me.
