Have you ever experienced a sexual emergency?
don't think i've had any type of emergency in any capacity. get that boy a cheeseburger
She drained him
>Hello, 911?>Hi, it's Quagmire here.>Yeah, it's in a window this time.
>>83103205I once had testicular torsion. Was feeling really uncomfortable driving home one day from a long shift back in nursing school clinicals. Pulled into the ER next to my old apartment and by the time I got to the front desk I could barely stand. They immedietly got me into ultrasound and discovered that I was in torsion. But by the time a surgeon came to see me it had corrected itself and I felt better. Crazy thing is that I had seen a urologist for testicle pain twice in the past few months before and all he did was STD test me give me antibiotics and sent me home, even when I did not test positive for any STD either time
>>83103205In my early twenties I started getting into drugs, and discovered the medication my dog was prescribed against incontinence had stimulant properties similar to amphetamine.One night I drank more than usual, and about an hour later I noticed my went really cold and numb. It started darkening too, and shriveled up a lot, until it was about walnut sized. This scared the fuck out of me so I took a bunch viagra or cialis in an attempt to get blood back into my dick.I hopped in a car and quickly drove to the nearest hospital, where I shit you not this buff black doctor walks in and checks out my mini-dick. I was highly embarrassed and I think he just told me to wait it out and come back if it gets worse.I remember going to another hospital that same night where an older disgruntled John Carpenter looking doctor told me I'm an idiot for taking the viagra, and that he might have to cut my dick open if things got worse.Luckily my dick went back to normal by the next day, but ever since every time I have any penis related problems I'm paranoid they may be cause of that night.Haven't touched stimulants in years now, thankfully.
>>83104385I had this when I was 12 due to wearing too tight underwear and my balls getting huge during puberty. I just had to start wearing boxer shorts for underwear and looser-fitting pants instead and never had the issue again.
>>83104512Hot. How big are your balls now? No homo.
