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Anon, I'm balding fast.

It's hard to deal with this because I'm still a virgin
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Hair is the most important thing in my life
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>>83103281
Yea well mate I'm losing mine.
You dont know how it feels to be 40 + balding
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NORWOODERS INC
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>>83103336
and a virgin? bro buy some coke and prostitutes and go wild.
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>>83103260
they're patching the bald nerf soon anyway, they made this injection that they shoot into your scalp and revives the dorman stem cells in your scalp and makes your hair grow back again. something like that, they're patching all the nerfs, even the missing teeth nerf, japan recently discovered a way to re grow teeth.
hell even the women hitting the wall nerf is gonna be patched in like maybe 20 years, you saw how the chinese reversed the age of some monkeys, they're gonna start doing that for pets and eventually humans who can afford it. so everything is being patched. hell even the death nerf might get patched for all we know.
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>>83103517
That's exciting and all, but I bet they'll reserve that for the inner ring rich normie people
I will never get a good job because I'm not in the inner ring.
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>>83103608
yeah, the age thing will be reserved for politicians and celebrities, but the teeth regrowing and the hair regrowing will be publicly available. the problem will be that insurance companies will not recognize it as a health risk, they'll see it as a luxury treatment that they won't pay for.
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>>83103260
Today I shall remind them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehjLp9OC9eM



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