>>83103844
no i just project my insecurities on everybody, create bait threads, and tell people to kill themselves

>>83103844
not really, actually a lot of the board antagonizes me on sight

>>83103844
I try to help however i can whenever i'm not falling for ragebait or getting angry at people with opposing ideas. stopped one or two robots from killing themselves, not sure if it's much of a contribution but i try.

>>83103844
i just post about squishing peoples arm fat

>>83103908
and i post about squishing this guy's balls in retaliation

>>83103844
not really, other than not being able to leave this godforsaken place.

>>83103844
i post big fat asses sometimes and make penis size threads

Yes I constantly post that I want a nigger gf

i rap

https://youtu.be/gAs9HZC9c7Y?si=8AgxpuD9uGsw8-w4

File: sketch-1.png (1.11 MB, 1440x1799)

1.11 MB PNG

kinda a shame we don't have much in the way of draw threads anymore

File: 1762642564000512.png (134 KB, 409x409)

134 KB PNG

>>83103844
you should draw apus, they're cuter than pepe. they're what's fashionable now, most people don't post pepe now.

>>83104189
ive tried and im absolute dogass at drawing apus it's honestly embarrassing. i just need to put in the hours of practice to get it down, but it's kinda embarrassing that i can bust out pepes all day but can't get an apu to look right at ALL

File: 1763016088290583.jpg (887 KB, 1638x1481)

887 KB JPG

>>83103844
i try to be nice and more positive here, i hope i make anons days better sometimes

>>83104223
i think it's because apu is like a badly drawn pepe so it's harder to get it right whereas pepe is kind of symmetrical. i've tried drawing them too.

File: sketch-1763081724691.png (57 KB, 600x600)

57 KB PNG

>>83104287
bruh this shit is like trying to draw with your off hand. i just try to go as fast as possible and let it get real wobbly

File: sample_64577272973e4d08b8(...).jpg (293 KB, 850x1146)

293 KB JPG

>>83103844
I mean I'm Jizzboxers Anon, that's kinda cool I guess.

>>83104452
i can't wait until they start sprouting stuff like cumbox anon's cum box

File: e2d35b88f3fce53a5b85892bf(...).jpg (92 KB, 848x848)

92 KB JPG

>>83104459
That has always been my dream, grow life from the jizzboxers and join the cum artifact hall of fame, I have considered buying mushroom spores to inoculate them with so I can get the biggest nastiest mushrooms, or I might just mist them with a spray bottle to make the conditions more suitable to life, they're too crunchy right now I think, I've talked with a friend about getting magic mushroom spores, I've set tripping on jizzboxer shrooms as the final goal of the boxers, but I can't imagine getting rid of them now either, they're oddly sentimental, I even pack them when I go on trips because I've classically conditioned myself to get hard from the jizzboxers, and only be able to cum if it's on/in them, take this as a blogpost update
>TLDR; the jizzboxers have reached equilibrium and need a push to progress over the hump they're stuck at, newtons first law and all.

>>83104502
packing them along on trips is incredible lore. so much potential there. a wonderful update and i do hope you go with penis envy for your strain of magic mushrooms. it's too perfect

>>83104414
one eye needs to be significantly bigger than the other

>>83103856
>>83103906
essential anons
never change

File: 200percentrad.jpg (83 KB, 412x441)

83 KB JPG

>>83103844
i don't, in fact, i go against board culture all the fucking time
>reply to bait
>try to be nice
>genuinely care about anons (even though i shouldn't)
>fucking tripping (and not in the good way)
among whatever other offenses anons want to gun me down for
and yet i actually like it here and enjoy the company of anons despite that, if anything i'm thankful you fucks put up with me for as long as you do

i accidentally made two things that i see re-posted here and there. i get a little dopamine rush when i see them reposted

File: 1759157907380034.jpg (254 KB, 500x500)

254 KB JPG

i just be myself and share my little takes and thoughts to people
i wonder how many posts ive make on 4chan and r9k
ive been on r9k since 2008 and 4chan since 2005. on r9k before the board was deleted, and eventually brought back

im fairly certain, in terms of overall words, or overall characters in posts, im probably top 10, if not top 5, if not the single most poster on r9k, in terms of characters or words

im fairly certain im atleast top 10, just because of how much i write and how long ive been here
and just like viruses, ideas also spread. preferences spread. thats how i influence this boards culture; by being myself chad taught me that, too bad it doesnt work for getting girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnqGDAcx3lA

I invented over 300 memes and meme variations in my 18 years on 4chan
none of them survive more than 4 years

>>83103844
We always needed a Robin Williams Pepe, never thought of it

>>83104170
Holy, that's good!
I would have asked if you take and requests but I assume you went to bed.
But I wasn't gonna ask for a Pepe though.

File: bgjmydff.jpg (42 KB, 630x420)

42 KB JPG

Verbose comments about coitus and genitals.

>>83103844
>i like to draw pepes
based based based