>you have to buy this pen or else you get raped by the government because I said you have to have this pen to not get raped
>also I invented the pen, it doesn't work, costs me nothing, I charge $1,000, no off brand allowed, and you have to buy a new one every year
I call it regulatory capture and I get away with it because crony capitalists and crony capitalists can't stop arguing over whether it's communism or capitalism

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either play the game or go rogue. Whichever makes you happier

I'm not going to sell you this pen because you clearly already own it.