I have a small one. A micropeen, if you will.But why does thinking of it this way turn me on? I'm not talking being humiliated, just known. I want to show it. I want all of the pretty girls out there to have to look upon my subpar parts. I want to be seen, I want to be touched, I want to disappoint women as they always do to me, I want to waste their time with a penis so small it's worthless but not so small or deformed it's memorable or laughable.