I've spent all day looking at hundreds of jobs only to realize I can't do any of them. I need an entry level job where I have no human interaction and don't need to learn anything. A robot job, if you will. Retard proof.
why mcdonalds close early
>>83105624the McD's near the highway is the only thing near me that's still open 24/7. Some other places used to be but they all used the coof as an excuse to stop. Even the giant big-box grocery place is closed 12a-6a now. >>83105604they demand prior experience to be so much as a cashier now. I presume because they can
>>83105604Forklift operator.Perfect robot job, I used to to it, it's really easy and you just fuck off and do your thing all day
Is getting a cdl hard bros? Maybe trucking is for me
>>83105779If dipshit migrants can figure it out, I'm sure you can too.
>>83105604be a lifeguard if you're young niggashit is lwk easy. U have to do (very basic) human interaction but mostly u just get paid to people watch. I've done fast food and retail and lifeguard now, it's so nice. U only usually work 1/2 - 2/3 of your shift, the rest you are down and can just read or scroll in the guard office. U have to pass the certification stuff but it is not that hard. If it paid better id do this shit forever.
I saw some posting for working at a troubled boys home (i'm not really sure what it is called) But basically you get to live in a house for free and just make sure the delinquents don't rape and kill each other. Seems pretty easy. But i'd probably be passed over since I have no marketable skills
>>83105937>just make sure the delinquents don't rape and kill each otherOP ends up getting raped and killed by juvenile delinquents
Fuck it. I found it. USPS. Anything sounds easy as fuck. Driving? No CDL required. Sorting? Just throw shit in piles. Front desk? Just sell stamps. OMG. Thank u daddy government for this potential employment opportunity and dental and vision benefits.