Lemmings edition
rollercoaster tycoon 2 for me
Will is a knobhead.
If there is grass on the pitch, play ball.
>>83207123>rollercoaster tycoon 2Based
You have to either win the lottery or die an incel. What a world.
Hey, I'm stuck and I need a Jew.
>>83207139or be born a woman
castrate unwed men over 30. nonces, or nonces waiting to happen.
>>83207153would castration entirely removed a man's desire/ability to have a sex drive?
I know you're here Will. Fuck you.
Cumblade
Had me shower now having a jacket wotato and watching the Man United v Everton game on me telly welly.
>>83207167i think so? hormones are produced in the gonads, right? whole reason they spay animals, why we had eunuchs.i'd be quite happy if it was a voluntary procedure for men over 30, a bit like a vasectomy. but people would be up in arms about it, for some reason or another.just stick to SSRIs. the 'sexual side effects' are a bonus if you don't get sex. they make you a bit of a passionless robot, but so what
>>83207189>me telly welly.don't you mean in the home's communal living room, where the telly and their PlayStation is?i'd hate to think you have these things all of your own, in your own room. not because i don't want you to enjoy life, but because i would have to report you.
>>83207194i got a hard on watching game of thrones and imagining being one of daenarys' loyal eunuch army slaves
Worms was the first of these 'battle royale' games, in a way.
bit of a day lads
>>83207202>eunuch army slavesas in, soldiers? i dunno if they could be, lad. again maybe it's hormones. i think they basically did gay shit without the gayness. acted as advisors, wrote poetry, that sort of thing.
Mad that they made you cut your balls off just to do that stuff back then
>>83207189make sure to record it because you will forget watching the game cause of your dementia you thick cunt
WAKING UP AT 9IN MY FEELS AGAIN
Lads, what exactly is this stuff growing in my kitchen?Fungus, bacteria, or crystal formation?
>>83207198Nah it's my own telly in my own room. 4K 55 inch if that's alright with you. Rememeber, I live in an assisted living flat. I can have the flat however I like. It lush.
>>83207278Based Welper. The Wumpagrind King.
>ywn cuddle with sean
>>83207278Why do you live in assisted living when you have no mental or physical disabilities?
dont be too harsh on HHL he really has a booze problem and the dementia is taking it toll on him. he has to re watch the same family guy episodes coz he forgets x
>>83207225i really don't get the whole tonsure thing with monks.remember learning about it in primary school, how they'd use sharp stones and then go dunk their red-raw heads in the medieval shit-rivers to cool off.ultimately the Christian (dare i say, Catholic) idea is that you suffer and don't get to look sexy? that must have stung for actual bald people.
HHL when he gets the liver scans back
>>83207277is that on the sideboard lad? is it growing ON TOP or has it eaten THROUGH?
>>83207277Clean your shithole
>>83207277That is foul.
HHL will be rewatching the game later just dont tell him the results it will anger him dementia patients always get angry x
>>83207317HHL, genuinely, get on this shit.a liver function test is just a quick blood test. they check for some enzymes, a week or two later, they can tell you if you have a fatty liver or full-on cirrhosis or whatever. could put you on the right path in life x
>Labour is planning a raid on middle-class earners to increase benefits How it should be. Toryboys fuming x
>HHL when the years of no fibre or vegetables and heavy boozing causes nerve damage dementia and needing all day care lmao.all on his spacker flat only 42
>gimme more DWP pleaaaaaase pleaaaaase i need to buy more booze and microwave jacket potatoes pleaaaaaaase gimme more in my monthly pittance x
>>83207377Karma is coming for you lad if you keep bragging like this. Just calm down a bit
Got a good feeling about the escort booking for Sunday 30th lads
>>83207334It's on top of the worktop. I removed it before but it came back.>>83207355It's not foul. I think it's beautiful. What if it's a new life form?
>>83207277I wouldn't mind cumming on that and slurping it up with a straw.
>>83207377Editormong having an aneurysm right now, oh aye x
>>83207396trust me he will forget in a days time what he even watched on his big telly welly. the disease will rid him of any capability. he will just be scared of his own face not recognising it wondering around his spacker flat and shitting his pants. bloke has nothing good to look forward to.
corrr time to have four (4) Bournville breakfast bars.there were never five (5) what are you even on about?
>>83207403Could you post an image of the entire counter?
>>83207278You can have the flat however you can afford lad
HHL when the yellowing of his skin doesnt wash off in the spacker shower
eating frazzles in bed
>>83207198Report him to who? Lol
>>83207396What's happening now is karma for 14 years of the tories bashing people on benefits. In fact, Labour are nowhere near good enough. Toryboys are lucky we don't have a proper socialist government.
Necking this tin of beans
>>83207139Kek what a load of pathetic Elliott Rodger bollocks
>>83207419Kek, I only read the Torygraph website because the cunts gave me a free trial for 3 months.
Used to smoke cigarettes and drink coffee, now I vape and drink Monster. I'm truly living in the future
>HHL when the DWP finally drill him for fraud and he is on the streets sucking cock for meth
>>83207463I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about how you openly brag about getting this and that off the DWP when there's clearly nothing wrong with you
When are Ofcom finally cucking us lads?
Prediction for the next big thing after AI?
Sean drifts deep into dementia until his mind is little more than scattered fragments. He is taken to a care home where the worst staff are placed on the night shift. They resent him and see him as an easy target. They yank him from his bed speak to him like he is dirt and leave him sitting in filth for hours. He cannot fight back and he cannot remember enough to tell anyone.His thoughts flicker like dying sparks. Sometimes he thinks he hears his younger self calling out but the sound fades before he can grasp it. The world around him becomes a blur of harsh voices cold hands and dark corners.One night he is left alone in a silent room. He tries to remember one good thing from his life but nothing comes. No faces no warmth no love. Just empty space where a life should have been.He dies before dawn confused frightened and unseen. The world moves on without noticing he was ever there.
Andrea doesn't use a smartphone. Only an old Nokia dumbphone. Just a HP laptop with GNU/Linux for her. Pretty based Brit granny.
>>83207516c'mon lad, he blinks asymmetrically. he's a bit 'subnormal', as they used to say.
comfy tonight lads
>>83207539tulips. you heard it here first.
>>83207566One of these is not the same
>>83207566>fifawould rather shit in my hands and clap
>>83207539self-driving cars or drone deliveries. might be AI-adjacent.i'm hoping for lab-grown meat. if it became as commonplace as vegan food in restaurants/supermarkets, for the same price, i'd be pleased with that.
>>83207468He was right, wasn't he
>>83207581not sure what you're on about lad, fifa haven't released a game since EA Sports FIFA 23
>>83207539war most likely
She doesn't even know how to use a smartphone yet uses GNU/Linux. Interesting character.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLpIzfZ_2zI?t=27m10s
Lab-grown gfs
>>83207539Anal sex AI
>>83207539Not technology related per se but Gen Z are gonna change a lot of things culturally/politically/economically across the entire world in the coming years. I think the changes we'll see in society will rival that of the 1960/70s. Many will consider it to be a sort of global revolution.
>>83207566>>83207600is it Championship Manager? do they still make these?
Garn finish this tin of beans
I was always more of a Pro Evolution Soccer lad, over FIFA anydayy
>>83207539Being white will be made illegal, first they'll move us to ghettos
>>83207618THICK LONG NECKED CUNT LMAO X
I heard Andrea was involved with someone dodgy years ago
>>83207624corr love champ man, love footy manager too, but not football manager 26. Football manager 26 can FUCK OFF.
>>83207635Are you Rorschach lad?
>>83207624no only football manager now, champ man dead
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with a fanny where your willy used to be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7kGthryoRYcor the memories. second-best N64 sports game after Pokemon Stadium.
>>83207674wank probably
>>83207674buy a massive dildo
>>83207648Typical childish NPC response.
Favourite arcade game lads? Used to love Daytona USA, playing it on family holidays to the seaside. Lush
>>83207651Yeah some war criminal or something? She's very vague about her life.
>>83207692Houe of the Dead, Time Crisis Never got to play much though, parents were stingy cunts, 1 pound bag of 2ps for the 2p machines and we'd be off Always thought them ones where you'd be on a jet ski or whatever looked cool as fuck
>>83207618Yeah you are changing the world from your care home where you get drunk and take drugs.
>>83207674Is the rest of my body still physiologically male (narrow hips, facial hair, deep voice etc)?
yea das rite, abolish the middle class and just have the elites, the neets and the tax slave cattle class who allow us neets to live lushly x
>>83207674I would finally have sex. It would be trivially easy once I have a vagina.
Might keep necking beans Danny boy style
the beans will reach his stomach by about morning lmao x
>>83207419That mong does not even earn a middle class salary lol. Utter mug
>>83207692The Simpsons ArcadeGolden AxeMetal Slugi know those last two were on consoles but i always remember them being on arcades at our package holiday resorts in Benidorm and places. along with that one light gun game where you shoot cartoon eggs.
>>83207674check under the bed.
you a 4chan stan lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBoJZ1mEjPI&themeRefresh=1
watching modern documentaries>2 phrasescut>2 phrases>cut>2 phrasescut
Wish I looked like this tbqh
Jingle bellsBatman smellsRobin laid an eggUncle Billy lost his willyOn the motorway, hey!
>>83207814this shit felt dated and out of touch by the release of Smiley (2012).
Mental to think he has seen her naked numerous times. Lucky lad. I bet other girls are always trying to get him into bed. He's picked a good british rose. Other lads would have picked the easy shags and never really had fulfilment. He must be a good lad for her.
Sinking these beans nows garn be commotions
>>83207847ironically it LOSES my attention. go watch the old BBC Civilisation with Kenneth Clark. they made it fun with spectacle but it's still the guy explaining different eras of human history, whatever cool backgrounds he's "in".that new Superman just had too much shit, went and watched the old one and tbqh i DON'T think zoomers will stop watching because it's "just guys talking in a room". those same kids WOULD watch a play, you don't need to jump around (or have constant music, for that matter).
Andrea only uses a two letter password on GNU/Linux. Fucking crazy. Enables the root account too. You should not enable the root account for security reasons. Just use sudo or doas.
>run_pre-bed_ruthmong_routine,exe
also fuck American documentary series where you can tell they have adverts every 10 minutes. so then without adverts it's like you keep getting recaps of what you've just seen.
sudo considered harmfuldoas considered redundantlearn proper POSIX user control and use su -c instead of locking yourself (and your scripts) into nonstandard, proprietary software.
>>83207903And the shouting and the explosion noises, loud cunts
>>83207882You are obsessed ld
>>83207882Hate this fucker. Look at him smugly sipping his pint without a care in the world.
I'm not fucking around with my system, it works right now fuck you stop telling me about root accounts and shit
>>83207917sudo is the de facto way of elevating privileges temporarily for a user. It's not perfect, maybe a little over complicated under the hood but it works well.
>>83207882He's never had a bad day in his life. He doesn't even know what depression means.
Probably thinks depression is when you've not had a shag for five minutes.
>>83207931Maybe. I just don't want a lad to take advantage.>>83207944You don't know what he is like. He's probably the sweetest lad helping grannies cross the road and volunteering at the food bank. I'm sure he contributes much more to society than you ever will.
>>83207719I'm not Gen Z, I'm a millenial but nice try.
I hope all u lids have a wonderful nights sleepgnite frens
>>83207954True lad. He's probably been shagging since 15. Never needed to worry about having a car, career, home of his own just to get the privilege of a relationship. Sucks if you weren't an early bird. So much harder or even impossible.
Out on his alchy arse by Christmas.
>>83207991Nanite x
>>83207968Depression to him is probably when a lass doesn't want to do anal or choking.
>>83207432Oi! Shrinkflation strikes again. Bastids. Chocolate bars keep getting smaller too. Mad!
Can you imagine just winning the girlfriend lottery? It's just so normal for some lads. Some even go through multiple girlfriends.
Last year Quality Street 550g this year 500g. It makes me angry with the poor coco people who are black and they are greedy and lazy like black people usually are and I just want to have my QS at a good price again but these stupid lazy blacks are making it so hard. I hate blacks
>>83208226Probably thick as pigshit tho m8
>>83208228Mate when I was a kid the boxes would last all Christmas. Now you're lucky if they last two days.
Much more bearable now the the aitch aitch ell filter is activated5/5 stars
>>83208247I can huff a tub in an hour>t. Fat Cuntington
>>83207917Get your facts right before you preach, brotherI see /g/ is purging again
>>83208275Kek, same probably... but there's barely any in them nowadays. Miss the proper metal tins as well. Corrr stick family affair on channel 5 and give us the tin of choccies
>just go to the pub and talk to women bro
Wuppas on tap on a Monday night. How it should be x
>>83208330All my locals are getting by from lone local male drinkers don't know how they stay open desu
>>83208239I don't think she is. University is for smart lasses.
>>83208347I went to university. Most of the women are braindead retards doing social science courses.
>>83208347Those glasses are obnoxiously large
>>83208226I have had 5 in my time. And four short flings. Far from chad too. Just average
>>83208362It's adult daycare for women. I really think the government should enforce paying back loans in minimum wage jobs to be honest. The common man shouldn't need to bail out student loans for women that just go there for the experience.
i went to uni in londonuni should be strictly only for white men
>>83208347I think her head is too rounded and oval.
>>83208435university is all on for free in scotland de lid x
>>83208435You said a second ago it was for clever lasses
>>83208450she wouldn't even look in your direction mate.
Deano has a PhD from the University of Life.
>>83208458Would be hard with her terrible eyesight.
>>83208461PhD from the University of Shaggersno student loansno 4 years wasted
>>83208369She's got a big beak.
>>83208472She doesn't have terrible eyesight. That's Ruth. She was literally scammed by the opticians into buying glasses. Very common to give people a low prescription just to get them spending hundreds on glasses every few years. She's probably wearing them because it draws the simps in.
>>83208451Yeah but the taxpayer pays for women to literally have fun for three years. It's no wonder Scotland is a run-down shithole full of alcoholics outside of the highlands.>>83208452It is if they're studying a worthwhile degree like a STEM subject. Universities just hand out pass grades these days. It's why a degree is needed for some basic office job where you use office and a photocopier.
>>832076101:39:40 she doesn't even work. She's a fucking NEET. Apparently ill. Proper dosser like SSM. She's only like 60 too.
>>83208458She wouldn't be able to look away from my massive cock
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow in Sean's bed with cum dribbling out your arse and when you turn over Sean winks at you and says "Oh aye"?
>>83208523i knew a girl at uni who wore fake glasses the entire time because she was self-conscious about her eyes
>>83208582elderly obsessives are cool as fuck, though. like that American lady who recorded 50 years of telly that's now been archived (imagine if some Dr Who nerd had done that).i don't give a fuck if you see them as dosssers. watch the documentary Cinemaphilia. all about elderly people who just live at the cinema, and they absorb all the kinos like saggy old sponges.
>>83208562Guaranteed where I live in Scotland is vastly nicer than where you live and will be stuck forever
>>83208628I'm sure you have a tiny one. Not that it would matter anyway. You probably have lost the genetics lottery both in looks and intelligence. You are not in her league.
>>83208562>Yeah but the taxpayer pays for women to literally have fun for three years.degrees are four years here
>>83208687she takes nothing under 8 inches guaranteed
>>83208675I doubt she has done anything great, though. She only started using computers in like 2010. I did hear about that story. I believe archive.org has them all now.
>>83208691ridiculous waste of time.
Me posting from a pleasant high ceilinged tenement flat in Glasgow whilst Ruthmong seethes in a dilapidated Istanbul hovel
Me posting from a luxury flat in Battersea while Ruthmong seethes in a dilapidated Ankara teepee
>>83208645Oh god. No. I would NOT like that. I would not like that at all
>>83208719Of course. Girls can't orgasm with anything less. They need to be filled.
>>83208768>>83208794I don't live there. I am not from Scotland either. I'm an English lad.
>>83208808her especiallyimagine how big her dildo collection is
>>83208833Probably hidden away deep in a cupboard somewhere. Wouldn't want to portray herself like that. The BBC one is her favourite.
Deano themed dildo
>>83208362Women are braindead whores who don't want to do real work. It's a shame they get given comfy jobs and are still thick. Men out there doing all the real jobs. No wonder young men don't care about working. No pussy reward anymore. No comfy job like women. Fuck working.
Imagine being gay but you still hate women for taking all the best looking lads.
>>83208826What do you get out of pretending to be English? Is it just a sex fantasy that got out of control?
>>83208687Name of this ASMR lass de lid?
>>83208921laurasasmr lad.
My 24yo british rose has just uploaded. I won't be sharing her, though. She looks a bit too innocent for you nasty lot.
>>83208911If I were Turkish I'd be slipping in a lot of Turkish words wouldn't I?
>>83208967No? You could just choose not to do that, obviously. So tell me, why pretend? Have you even wondered why you do it? Or did you just start a long time ago?
>>83208944Nice one lid, she's gorgeous. Have a better rez piccy wiccy x
Is she the best Laura? Always looks like she's sucking a sour sweet.
>>83208995you reckon her mouth is big enough to full deepthroat a 10 incher?
>>83208995It looks like you just took the image and scaled it up. Plus, you made it a PNG, which shouldn't be for photographic images.
>>83207114Great edition, desu.
Nearly a million views just to open a PS5 box. Wow. Just wow. Who watches this?
>>83208998I like her medical roleplays but she gives off autism vibes x>>83209028When I screenshot anything on my laptop it automatically makes it a PNG. Still a bigger piccy wiccy is always better.
I guarantee if I opened a PS5 box with me pulling a stupid face on the thumbnail, I'd get 5 views in a year.
>>83209061Diet Cock.
>>83209069Yeah of course but if you were both on the board of directors of a FTSE 100 company people would take your ideas more seriously
>>83209055Lonely lads. Many of them will be brown like yourself.
>>83208995How do you not know her she gets posted every day kek
>>83209094Wonder if any of the other brown lads pretend to be English online
>>83209061It's bigger but you just took a screenshot of the image. It's the exact frame and view.
>>83209094i think she said most views were from India and Pakistan. Combine that with the UK and it's probably mostly browns watching her. They idolise white angels.
While back remember watching a video of some asian guy...chinese I think say how he only likes white women and they would never date him. He got really depressed about it. Probably dead now.
>>83209133Turks too I heard. Filthy cockroaches
Laura will be desperate for my cock. But I shan't let her have it. I'll leave her for the poojeets
>>83209110Because there's so many ASMR girls getting posted here nowadays it's hard to keep track. I remember a few years ago when it was just Gibi, Ruth and Scottish Murmurs who got regularly posted here.
Well, I'm garn have this wot woodle then I'm off to beddingtons x
>>83209215>>83209231where's the SPH
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Beta>all kids born from this year onwards are officially Generation BetaKek
FUCKING JANITOR AI DOWN AGAIN REEEEEEEEE
>>83209236Glow hasn't done much SPH to be fair. This is the only one I've got.
>>83209318corrrr nice
having a few cans of the old dark fruits me x
>>83209301wait wtfgeneration alpha is already done being born
>>83209360>tfw left it too late to have an Alpha baby>tfw if I have kids now they are confirmed betas
>>83209055There are lads that put all the effort into their unboxing videos. Good camera, high production quality but get maybe a few thousand views. All a female has to do is just stick their phone in record mode and slap up something so long as it has their pretty face in. Fucking sad. No one would care about her if she had a birth mark on her round face.
Changed me mind bout the wot woodle so having a cheeky wustlerz instead x
>>83209215Wish Laura would make good asmr videos like her.
>>83209386Your sperm will be in the tissue or crusty sock always.
This is the future box room for gen beta wagies. Something like this will probably cost 80% of your weekly earnings. Grim.
>>83209533Klaus Schwab said "you will own nothing and be happy" and he wasn't lying about the first part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB8AKb2NaPs
I need this fr xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFwJKnbYVqE
>>83209301They never called millennials generation Y because they didn't want us asking Why
Just had a wot woodle Helper style. It was a snack noodle actually because the name pot noodle is copyrighted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJu6vG64C2M&list=RDoJu6vG64C2M&start_radio=1&pp=ygUdZGVhdGggaW4gdmVnYXMgc2NvcnBpbyByaXNpbmegBwE%3D
Fucking dead in here tonight, where are the NEETs at?
>6 pints in onlyHow on Earth de lads
had lentil soup, farts are reekin
Currently enjoying a delicious hot marmite beverage
>>83210611After that you're getting ready for work I assume? It's tuesday.
>>83210696I'm getting ready for a wank. Cover me up I'm going in.
Making love to a tranny under the hot australian sun
HEY! FOID. If I wanted your opinion I would have asked your arse hole now fuck off.
SHE SAID SHE WAS A SKATER MOID, HE SAID SEE YOU LATER FOID.
>OH GOD IVE JUST SHAT MESELF. ALL UP ME BACK N ALL.
need all the NEETS here to find employment ASAP and that includes crossy
>>83211164i just read something in the local rag about how the DWP are cracking down on so-called 'fraud' (fraud legally includes what the DWP are doing to NEETs by NOT paying them enough)whatever the plans are, something about getting people with>bad backs>high blood pressure>mental healthback into work.i don't want those people in work. purely pragmatically. as a society. let them stay home. let the people who DON'T have these work, leave them the jobs.
pondering a morning wank
Avril Lavigne was fake corporate pop rubbish.i listened to real music, like Paramore.
I HAVE MADE A CULINARY MISTAKE
>>83211728I have high blood pressure and have a job
>>83211793i'm not going to be politically correct or kind:you are worse at your job because of your high blood pressure. you are also more unpleasant to be around. you could let someone else have the job, but you choose not to, and that's on you. go to hell.
>>83211796I have a high pressure job so it's actually beneficial
>>83211861are you a deep sea diver?
Early morning text from my friend. She tells me she is going to tell her bf she loves him this week. He is an emotional retard and probably will not say it back. She does not mind. When we wrapped up convo she made it clear she was about to make him a brew, wake him up, and fuck him since she has a wide-on (her words). I feel nothing but numbness.She will wake her bf from slumber, get him hard, and use him to penetrate her, reach orgasm, and then they will go about their day, perhaps with more sex later on. He makes her wet. He has also done anal with her.
>>83211887just different lifestyles, lad. like when you think about what's 'normal' for rich people.>"honey, the heater in the swimming pool is off again.">"don't worry, i'll call George out to fix it this afternoon."it's easier to become resentful of people who are close to you. e.g. they have a one-bedroom flat instead of your boxroom bedsit. the mental trick is to go one step BEYOND that, think of all the two-bedroomers out there.hope you don't build up jealousy towards your frens. you won't find new ones.
>>83211899No jealousy brother just abject loneliness and self hatred for my own situation. Clearly I need change it I am the one she texts first before waking and fucking her bf. Talk about messed up.
>>83211916>I am the one she texts first before waking and fucking her bf. Talk about messed up.this is what women talk about, to each other. you are 'one of the girls' to her.
not looking forward to the post, /britfeel/could be billscould be a warningcould be some criminal noticecould be desperate family members or lost relationsthere's nothing good it can be, today
I like Linux I do.It feels secure, changes on the system take my approval.HOWEVERI had to install some code just so I could have numlock start at startup. It's fine, cause it was literally one terminal line. BUT, you fucking Linux schizos are something else.
>>83212050i will say, Linux has some pants-on-head retarded defaults sometimes. i know a lot of modern distros will Just Werk(TM) but i'm fine with brass tacks Debian. HOWEVER, it can't detect i have a British keyboard? i try to type " for some command, it ends up as> su -c @apt-get install sudo@and i have to remember where " is on a US keyboard? and then oh, i got that working in the shell... but i didn't set it in X with setxkbmap! haha how foolish of me.the BIOS on my early-2000s computer could automatically tell what keyboard i had plugged in, FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>83207539Slate and chalk
also apparently there's STILL the nouveau/nv/nvidia driver split?i get that's a licensing problem and it's all Nvidia's fault. but the options were you either use the open-source drivers that can't handle games above Tux Racer (nice expensive graphics card you've got there)oryou install the evil proprietary binary drivers, but then you can feel the slight delay when Linux switches from its own framebuffer thing to the Nvidia display driver.why not just write everything to work with the proprietary driver? even if it's programmed in some awkward way, get everything to run smoothly. give users the choice. and inform them ASAP they COULD be running the better (albeit "non-free") software.
>>83212076Set the locale>>83212095nvidia-open packageHonestly lad if you don't know what you're doing you should just use Windows
The entire point of linux is that it's 100% configurable, so saying that you're bothered that you have to set configurations is sort of missing the point. If you want an operating system that works out of the box with zero setup, well, then you want Windows or Mac. Distros which try and bridge the gap and have everything set up before booting are just moving further along the abstract linux-windows bell curve and eventually it becomes meaningless to draw a distinction because you end up using windows with a slightly different theme overlaid.Linux is about personal computing. The complaints that are being raised here are from lads who are clearly deeply embedded in the mass marketisation framework without even realising and now complain when they are given a personal product.
>>83212111>Set the localeit can't assume that based on the fact i have a British English keyboard? it's happy to assume US-as-default rather than make an educated guess?>b-b-but if you change default behaviours it'll wreck people's scripts a-and...I DON'T CARE all operating systems do that shit all the time.>Honestly lad if you don't know what you're doing you should just use Windowsi know what i'm doing, dweeb. i'm complaining about the quality of the software. i'm not a programmer so if nouveau can do a 1920x1080 framebuffer with custom fonts and even video without starting X, but the Nvidia drivers can't because they're evil closed-source software >:((( then i can't do shit about that.if YOU can, go develop a 1:1 recreation of the Nvidia driver that's 100% free software. or one that's even better than theirs. (you won't.)
Foodingham cooling off as of rn, is it x
>>83212117nah that thinking can fuck right off. we have actual standards separate of Linux or Windows or anything that took Linux an embarrassing amount of time to implement. 80s UNIX guys would be asking "...why not just program that in?"i remember having to type commands to get USB devices to work. i had to use a PS/2 keyboard to type some shit to get my USB mouse and USB keyboard to work. i guarantee you, you take for granted they just work. same as, i dunno, not setting your screen resolution in a file somewhere. i remember those times.it's tedium for the sake of tedium. a device will report information about itself, there's a 100% clear solution on what the computer should do with that response. it's a competition with you people to be as awkward as possible with your totes-from-scratch configs (which again, i guarantee you, older users view as highly modern and automated).
And there it is lads. To exactly nobody's surprise, the government's 'Men's Health Strategy' is...>Take normal boys behaving normally and brainwash them into behaving like girlsNothing will change, nobody will get better, nobody will be happier, but there will be lots and lots of single progressive catlady education consultants getting a lot of money to put together slidedecks for RSE lessons on how Ngubu is a good role model for young men (quietly withdrawn when it comes out Ngubu is charged with domestic battery).Ah yes, Rule Britannia.
>>83212130i'm glad they identify heavy drinking as a problem since it's a pretty measurable outcome. same with suicide. read a news story about suicide rates earlier, it included the rates of drink/drunk abuse (and how many suiciders were known to mental health services, which was a minority of them).sensible place to work backwards from, but that's an absurd conclusion. there's plenty of shit you could give men. men are incredibly simple. if they won't get into a sport, give them video games. and if you want them to be more social, men want sex as a reward (shocking stuff).
nearly worked with someone on a 'positive male role models' project. and the bloke was good-natured and well-meaning about it, but i don't get the obsession.did you guys have 'role models' growing up? i don't mean like 'oh i had a cool teacher who encouraged me with P.E./music/programming' or 'my dad taught my well.'for some bizarre reason they were obsessed with celebrities and fictional characters.
>>83212126I don't see using linux as a dick-waving contest between who can use the most unintuitive and tedious system, it's just a way to maintain personal computing in an age of mass market devices. If you want plug and play go for windows or a windows-emulating distro. If you want customisability then use linux.
>>83212141Yeah the idea of seeking out these role models is absurd. Natural role models don't need to be sought out and identified and given a government approved sanitised message and slapped in front of every kid in the country, they just sort of naturally float to the top and people like them. The government approach is inherently feminine, inherently fiction-obsessed. It's all a way to avoid having to deal with actual causes of problems. In that sense it's a perfectly encapsulated New Labour form of governance - politics as comms. All 'problems' are only problems in as far as the public understands them to be, but if you give them the right message and tagline and voice clip then they'll settle down and be fine with it all.Trouble is that eventually reality reasserts itself and comms reaches diminishing returns. The average young man today isn't wishing that the government put a transitioned Ellen Page on a powerpoint in his RSE class as an example of a good "male" role model; he's wishing that he could afford to move out of his parents house and have a non-zero chance of finding a nice girl who will give him sex regularly.Total farcical government.
*shocked pikachu face*who are we kidding any more?
>>83212146>If you want plug and play go for windows or a windows-emulating distro. If you want customisability then use linux.my point is, these things aren't opposites. in fact they're frequently one-and-the-same.if anything i wish Linux stuck more to the original UNIX philosophies like all the Plan 9 fanatics keep saying. they really need to purge GNU from Linux.
Having a sick day today, the great war between my body and the ineffable virus continues. Today will mostly constitute of bed rest with my audiobooks, getting womfy with warry wotter and the worder of the woenix. One of the best ones for out of school wizarding world colour, which is always the best bits. Wifeberg just brought me a berocca and a cup of tea which was very kindly of her,.when I can be bothered I'll go downstairs and consume some porridge. When I get bored I'll start taking drugs in earnest.
I'm a linux basedsumer, so I have no idea what the fuck you guys (I think theres two of you going at it) are screaming about. I'm a literal plug and play baby.However I am pissed off at windows.I did not know that me installing Linux would cause such a ruckus.Can you Linux kings not be happy that I have sliimed into your ranks without screaming about drivers and who knows what about a bunch of bollocks.
>>83212161not to mention men (and teenage boys, especially) will absolutely rebel against that. as people, by-and-large, male human beings are just...fine. our problems are unfulfilled wants. no need to go and pretend there's some loftier, unconscious forces at play here.
heh, check out the Windows babby who thinks 'plug and play' means Microsoft's PROPRIETARY Universal Plug and Play (UPnP) protocol.stick to Windows, kid. leave .*/Linux to the big dogs.
>>83212180I should be clear: if you want to use a plug-and-play sort of distro then I have literally zero problem with this. My problem only comes from when people get indignant at something which they are entirely at fault e.g. WAAAAHHHH WAAAAHHHHH WHY IS THIS CONFIGURATION NOT IMMEDIATELY CONFIGURED FOR ME?! Well, because you chose a distro that doesn't immediately configure it for you. I genuinely do not see what there is to complain about here.>man who ate bowl of faeces complains about bad tasting meal
comfy this morning ladshttps://youtu.be/6IAskfbqfaE?si=LwZXJOmJ66MNxsHI
>>83212184>our problems are unfulfilled wants. no need to go and pretend there's some loftier, unconscious forces at play here.True, but you're not thinking like a government apparatchik. Why actually address an underlying cause? That's difficult, potentially quite expensive (both financially and politically), and lets not forget - you don't actually WANT to fix the underlying causes because you quite like how things are. Instead, why not use this situation, just like any other, to create sinecures for your political allies and brainwash people you hold in contempt?
Ruh roh innit When will the gentile beasts finally learn
>>83212197all true. part of me does wonder how much of it is malice and how much is incompetence. e.g. you're looking at health problems, including mental health. healthy food ought to be affordable. but uhh...that'll um...well, it's complex so uh...how about an awareness campaign?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLNhPMQnWu4funny how this bit about 'extremism' applies to the status quo.
>>83212180What's the big issue with GNU/Linux? It just works for me. I don't care about gaming. I just need a web browser, file manager and video player.
>the BNWO fetish thing is Indians pretending to be white girls flirting with Indians pretending to be black guysdios mio
we all have our gripes and feels, but what's with people coming into the thread to spam a bunch of demoralising bullshit?
>>83212223You want to ignore them lad, listen to my moralising bullshit. Praise be to the lord and so on.
lads i have come up with a new system. not a computer system. i have turned a plumbing problem into a plumbing opportunity.
On that coach me. Necked a wacon and egg sandwich from Greggs for me brekkie.
>>83207114Remember playing this as a kid and not understanding itPC games just broke my brain as a bairn
>>83212211We have a fake government, lad. Any attempt to actually govern would be (and is, when it comes up in conversation/debate) immediately derided as fascism, Nazism etc.On the question of malice vs incompetence I see very little distinction. I have seen people (leftists, trying to downplay the seriousness of the situation) try to claim that Soviet famines weren't the result of malice, but just incompetence, so can we really blame them? Ought we not give it another shot? But in my opinion to put someone that incompetent in a position of power is malice on the part of the person who placed them there. Yes, it is malicious to put someone in charge of the food supply who is so stupid that they end up starving a couple million people to death.In the same way the malice/incompetence distinction is meaningless when the end results are the same and predictable. Is it malice or incompetence that our energy policy is such that we have the highest industrial prices in the world and the third highest consumer prices in the world? Well, does it matter? Is it malice or incompetence that our police and justice system defacto make the majority of crime legal? Well, again, does it matter?Is it malice or incompetence that our welfare system is a sprawling leviathan that inherently lurches us from one fiscal crisis to the next and requires squeezing productive people ever more tightly just to keep it afloat? Well, once again I ask, does it matter?Enough of this crap.
>>83209533This is exactly how I feel living in a terrace.I need to get out and back in at least a semi-detached house.
Decided I'll have beans on toast instead of porridge. Might as well make the most of my day off, couple mushrooms, hash browns? Why the hell not?
SNlZZ
for me it was the Game Boy version of Lode Runner. Lemmings didn't even let you make your own levels LOL
>>83212234Tiny couch, tiny mong
>>83212279Yeah but lemmings was better.
>>83212258Could be worse. Elephants stomping on your ceiling and weed smells coming through your vents in a flat full of antisocial dossers.
Been in Albania for a week on holiday and not been on the thread at all. I had nearly forgotten what a bunch of sad spastics you all are.
i got all hyped up about this new gimmick, and it's just beans? pretty weak.
>>83212291Yeah but yer mum loves us.
>>83212284imagine just waiting for different Lemmings to go through the level rather than going through the level yourself.might as well have an all-CPU session of Worms. but you can explode the terrain or something, big woop, what absolute fun.
>>83212291Wish I had a passport to go to random poor countries.
*ahem* >>83212233 >>83212233 >>83212233ask me about my system, /britfeel/.
>>83212233Still haven't fixed your kitchen taps lad? That's been months now.
>>83212298You had to be there at the time, fresh OG game, blown mind as a kid.Sorry you didn't get to experience it, but no need to be so salty lad.What's up, ket run out?
>>83212305Turned your leaking toilet into a new shower?
>25>still can't drivekek why would someone admit that. would not trust her in a death machine to be honest. she drinks alcohol and gets pissed regularly.
>>83212316Death machine? Ah, car. Got it now. I'm 46 and can't drive. I know how to, but can't legally.
>>83212310close! so: i don't have a cold tap in the kitchen. (i actually use my shower tap for drinking water.)after the tap came off, i started turning picrel with pliers, but they wore the teeth down. so it wouldn't turn any more but it DOES drip all night. ultimately i just gave up and turned the valve off. no cold water for me ;_;BUT i came up with an amazing idea: what if i LET it drip, overnight, but into a filter jug? that way it's dripping somewhere useful. even if it overflows, it will just go into the sink. either way i'll have a fresh jug of cold, filtered water every morning.
>>83212163A whole shipment of doctors, engineers and scientists come in every day to improve Great Britain. Why aren't you working?
>>83212316Morning soft shite, big day ahead of you today another all day sesh on britfeel. Why have you changed to lowercase posting? x
>>83212327I don't think you turn the part with the teeth mate, maybe take the clip off and it will pull out? or turn the other bit with a spanner? or just call a plumber?
>>83212325Why would you drive anyway? Wagies love spending money to drive back to work and be broke.
>>83211887Raw Suifuel
>>83212327Why drink out of the shower if you have a sink up there?That's a good idea about filtering the water. Don't you like people going to your house? If you get a plumber there, then you don't have to deal with the issue.
>>83212334I don't know. Sometimes I do that. I am still wondering what I will do with my day. I will probably just see what's on sale for Xbone even though I have hundreds of vidyas in the backlog.
>>83212356>I am still wondering what I will do with my day.You'll be most posters in /britfeel/ just like any other day.
>>83211887I hope this was a larp because I read this as soon as I woke up and now I really want to neck.
alcohol induced dementia is no joke
Very very lonely indeed
These nasty women, if they had their way, would want men like me to die. It will never be a woman's world with men like me. They cannot rule us. They won't even work critical jobs. It's below them. The world would literally go into chaos if men stopped working. I bet most women have never done any real physical work. Reviewing books is not really a necessary job is it? They read fantasy romance tiktok recommended slop. Real men read classics like War and Peace. Men are what keep women comfy. Remember that when they think feminism is a good thing for society.
>>83212395Or rigidly sticking to a routine.
>>83212395The lads on the britfeel discord regularly meet up. Why not join them?
Anyone else remember when Ruthmong was just a harmless sad stalker? Don't like what he's become, much more seedy and insidious.
>Government could impose 'milkshake tax'Government could impose 'milkshake tax'
>>83212395It's definitely the last one for me. Knowing foids will never give me sex is truly depressing.
Yeah bitch tried to take me down in police interview. Fuck that foid bitch. I will never admit guilt. Truly fucking incompetent bitch that was. Laughing at her when I left custody. Cunt.
>>83212338nah that's the part that actually turns. i've looked into it, at this point i'd have to replace that whole brass cartridge and the tap might just fit back on and turn the spline again. doesn't seem that difficult, i just don't have a spanner (and won't be buying one).>>83212350the plumber will have to step around all my hoarder boxes. nobody is to entire my home except me. i already have a system for acquiring drinking water from the shower.
>>83212427It's just the sugar tax applied properlyIf you still fall for headlines like that you're a brainlet, sorry
I'm a free man, no further action yet again, CUNT. Maybe they should put a fucking MAN to the detective work. Fucking useless cunt. Don't fucking mess with volatile men with nothing to lose FOID cunts. You have more to lose than me. REMEMBER THAT.
>>83212438I am also a hoarder, I like having piles of stuff everywhere, I know where things are ten, Hate it when somebody comes to the house as I move the piles of stuff, and forget about them. But sometimes things need to get done.
I could literally go outside and soccer punch a lone woman right now if I wanted. I'd probably get away with it if I wore a balaclava and wrapped my hand in a sanitised bag.
>soccer punch
quite like them milkshakes from them milkshake places.a habit i could have done without. ban the lot.
>>83212414This is all Insee when I look at her
Why would I care about women? They exaggerate shit like I was running after them. All I was doing was filming them in public. THAT'S NOT AGAINST THE FUCKING LAW to film women and post them online. Why won't normies realise this? Stop fucking wasting police time CUNTS with your lies. It only makes me hate women more.
>>83212471maybe you are jealous of a younger, prettier women.maybe.
>>83212471Eh got a face shaped more like her funko pops.
Feminism is about women wanting superior rights to men. We cannot allow that as men. It's important the world has figures like Trump to give women a reality check. Men so not support what they support. Only basedboys.
>>83212468wouldnt mind fucking a thicc female gangar
>>83212478Not at all; she and Olivia Wilde both come from the same planet where women have very sharp witchy faces, huge foreheads, questiony eyebrows, and pointy-square manjaws.
>>83212478She's only mildly pretty because she never needs to do real work. She looks fucking ill to me. Sickly thin.
might watch the 1976 Soviet adaptation of The Little Mermaid. looks quite kino.
>>83212504Oi! Olivia Wilde was a cutie back when she was on House. Granted, she seems like a turbo cuck slut nowadays.
>>83212504i'd like to remind you we're in a BRITISH thread for BRITISH people, and we've collectively decided the natural conclusion to the Audrey Hepburn and Twiggy look is man-jawed women.cor that Keira Knightley. she sure is handsome.
PIP bros?!?!
Big man isn't he acting like a black? At least the foid pig respected his right to film people. I bet she is fucking useless at taking down some mentally ill black man with a knife, though...leave that to the big boys.https://youtu.be/Lyiwj8Y1whM
>>83212536Why were they considered for motability cars? Oh muh anxiety is through the roof, best get myself a G wagon.
If auditors had balls, they would film the big window of the gym and say they are making stock footage when challenged. Nah they won't.
There is no point dossers having cars. They can use the bus to get to their once every two year disability appointment out of town and be reimbursed.
>>83212536>brand i mean it IS "just branding". i got a spacker laptop and it was also the mid-tier ThinkPad i wanted, not the Acer one.
>>83212552nobody who doesn't need a vehicle professionally (e.g. delivery drivers) should own or operate a motor vehicle.
>>83212545Ballditors.
Her Turkish muslim extended family would not approve of her alcohol consumption. She abandoned most of her family to live in our country.
>>83212556>i got anobody asked
>>83212520Corrrrr! Are Audrey was a true British Rose.
Go and play one of your grim VNs you boring fantasist
>>83212557True lad. Just stick a few more buses on the road, make public transportation cheap and this will massively improve our quality of life. Every one can rent a car for two hours a week at a designated slot for other tasks like shopping.
Me? I do things to parked cars half on the pavement at night. That's for pedestrians, not your shitty metal box.
>A MAN was seen running around in broad daylight with what looked to be a large knife, just outside York city centre, police said. It's not safe to live in a nice city anymore. Immigrant probably.
>>83212599Starting to get fed up of these Yookayish citizens, desu.
>>83212573What are you referring to? I've made two posts, one about Olivia Wilde and another about Audrey Hepburn. Bloody Hell you lot like to lump me in with other posters.
>>83212605What is the solution? Send them to the Isle of Wight?
>>83212567i am a ThinkPad owner. i will tell you about my ThinkPad whether you like it or not.
>>83212626I think we should do a thunderdome style system for immigration, show that they really want it. Then we kill the winners, as we don't want violent animals over here.
How do we get rid of Ruthmong here?
>>83212581i know bikes exist and that's lovely, but we're missing a trick with some sort of human-powered public transportation. fortunately most of our cities are "walkable cities" just by design. but as a middle-ground BRING BACK TRAMS. we had electric mass transit systems a fucking century ago. we have regressed.
>>83212513She did indeed destroy her marriage to cheat with Harry Styles while directing that poorly-received movie about the "horror" of how oppressed women are. Wiki says "Wilde was publicly served with court documents regarding child custody while she was presenting Don't Worry Darling at CinemaCon 2022." Great play by her ex-husband.Notably, her maiden name is Cockburn.>>83212520Audrey Hepburn had quite a jaw but she managed to be delicate and feminine and perfectly singularly beautiful.Star Trek TOS marathon for me today, de lads. There is a Doctor Who channel and I know I should dive into it, but that show scared me when I was little and now I fear I missed my window. Wish I had a nerdy boyfriend to watch it with all winter.
>>83212659For me? It's Katherine Hepburn. The best actress and an absolute fox in her day.
On tour in Yorkshire me. In that spoons now having a wint then garn Christmas market.
Look at the little immigrant fella telling him he is trespassing. Cute. The only trespasser is the foreign guy that put his feet onto our sacred land.https://youtu.be/6TlzvM369TY?t=22m30s
>>83212683When are you going to York lad? I could recommend you some good pubs.
>>83212683Nice little spacker excursion
>>83212659Doctor Who is shit, don't bother.and i say this as a fan.
>>83212637Cockroach repellent
Their wet feet on our land, ready to rape white girls, to work without paying taxes, to deal drugs, defraud the state, convert our churches to mosques. It not right.
Boring brit/pol/mong
Give him his car back ASAP
if you live in our country, you are beholden to our laws. you can disagree with the law, but your feelings don't override them.what i'm saying is, Hope Not Hate owes HelperLad a LOT of compensation. think how much he'd have earned in all those years (not to mention the emotional damages).
>>83212708York and Leeds de lid. Might take over Edinburgh style x
>>83212753Pop into The Swan de lad x
>>83212763He's not a big fan of ruth.
>>83212763WE GOT YOUR JOKE.
Sugar tax is absurd, just like any "sin" taxes and they're always complete nonsense. It starts as a behavioural "nudge" and it ends up as just another revenue raising measure. And it's all couched in moralistic language to boot. Pathetic.Has obesity decreased in any meaningful amount? Has health improved in any meaningful way? If they have can any of it be directly attributed to the sugar tax? Has the sugar tax done anything except make peoples' lifestyles that they're not about to change just slightly more expensive?I just can't stand the entire way our government self-conceptualises.
>>83212536Yet you can still get a Polestar, Ford Mustang or Volvo SUVHow about just remove everything that requires an advance payment?https://www.motability.co.uk/find-a-vehicle/cars/search-results?resultsPerPage=100&awardType=PIP
Me? I send my wife to The Black Bull.
>>83212768nudge theory is bullshit, and it really is passing the blame/responsibility onto people who will just grow poorer.there's probably some way you could flip it around and keep it mathematically equivalent. REWARD people for going for healthier options, maybe. like how bottle recycling schemes work in some countries. you buy vegetables, you get a 10p voucher.even when it comes to junk food, people want higher quality. while the companies are excited about any opportunity to cut costs with forrin meat or more filler. that's on them, not the buyers.
These should be the only options
>>83212724Next I will probably just rewatch The Prisoner, in production order this time.There's a Stargate channel, I guess I should see if I can just stream SG-1 from the beginning, but I lack the enthusiasm to start someting totally new by myself, and then also have no one to talk about it with.If I had a discerning gentleman friend, he would know what sci-fi is worth looking at and he would just say, "This is what we're watching next. Make some snacks."
got some rice, peppers and chillies draining in the shower. once those are done, i'm cooking up a vindaloo.
The average young man is in a flatshare with his mates and has a girlfriend. You are not average. You are far below
The average age to buy a property in the UK is 32. Why are you living with your parents? You won't get a girlfriend if you don't have your own place at this stage in life.
>>83212788We're going to be watching True Blood. Make some snacks.Also point of order, I've managed to make a USB partition for the first time in my life instead of constantly formatting the poor bugger. It's currently writing an .ISO so we'll soon see if it worked
I'm barred from the swan despite doing nothing wrong. Of course naturally I am angry.
>>83212809>average man is in a flatshareFucking grim. State of this fucking country.
me? I got me own flat double bedroom cosy palace.
Me? Live with parents. Don't pay anything because I don't even claim benefits or work. The state must love lads like me.
>>83212818Nothing wrong with living with your best mates
>>83212827Yeah but could you trust them all sharing the same internet?
>>83212832Why wouldnt you trust them, I'm not sure what youre getting at
>>83212817>Of course naturally I am angry.Were you drunkenly shouting at customers?
>>83212703Why are these security men always thin tiny brownoids?
>>83212811Haha I got mine at 31, absolutely lording it over all you plebs.
>>83212863DEI hire.Dweeby emancipated immigrants
>3 bed end of terrace available for 5kYou guys have no excuseI've seen how you live, it would look like this anyway
>>83212880The one at my local bus station literally stands in a corner all day everyday and pervs on the schoolgirls.
>>83212882Corr might buy it and get Polish builders to renovate it for peanuts
>>83212887He's probably had to flee a country to escape persecution. Not everywhere is as tolerant as the yookay, some countries don't like people perving on kids.
all right, got this vindaloo simmering away.jar smells lush but it's full of onions fuck you i'm frying chicken i'll fry onions with the chicken if i want fucking onions
Necked that wint garn Christmas market nows.
Second poop of the day calls for a cheeky britfeel catch up with THE LAAAADSWhat have I missed in this cheeky threadington?QRD pls
>>83212913Sad fuckerGet a life you clown
Seethe minge in da house.
>>83212814Yes, my love. Choose two snacks and I will also make a surprise bonus treat. For our late meal I am preparing chicken mushroom broccoli alfredo, with a green salad if you like.>I've managed to make a USB partition for the first time in my life instead of constantly formatting the poor bugger. It's currently writing an .ISODunno what that means but well done. For your ingenuity and motivation, you have been awarded the the Corellian Cross and a backrub.
Wish I was HHL x
Lads 4Chan is going to be named and shamed by Ofcom. It's over.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly52dd9lnmo
>>83212964If I saw this thing on a night walk, I'd honestly feel quite scared to be honest. Why are women allowed to hide their identities in public but little old audit lad with a balaclava is up to no good?
>>83212964Kek I'm sure gookmoot is absolutely terrified
>>83212887No worse than a white male teacher working in a secondary school. We all know why they do these jobs. Teenage girls dress like sluts.
>>83212936Hmm... the dinner sounds good but uh... the snacks. Something savory maybe a cheese board?And the partition has failed so I'm now using Ventoy. We'll see if it works. It apparently contains ancient wizard code.
>be me>yookay citizens 2027>wake up>don't think a thought>get dressed in my government approved plain beige clothing garments>go downstairs and am greeted by my government approved robotic assistant>stare at the wall behind the robot, not thinking anything>robot reads my mind>cardboard and rain water for breakfast again sir?>shovel soggy food into my mouth without thinking>work bell rings, and I head into the WFH sanitised room and put on the blindfold and earplugs>sit in the corner for 7 hours without moving>the AI monitoring my WFH space determines I have completed a successful shift>take off the Work PPE and head back to the living quarters for nutrition>cardboard and rainwater for dinner sir?>8pm, time to head off to my relaxation cupboard and await work tomorrow.
These Ofcom lasses aren't too bad looking. Bet they do fuck all most of the day in their comfy office.
>>83212981Great bazookas on her
Ofcom seems to attract the British rose.
>>83212999She originally wanted to get a reduction but her mum convinced her otherwise. Good ol' mum knows what's what.
>>83212991Nice one lad, I applaud the levels of dystopia, but to be truly a yookay post it needs more islam/BAMEs and an inept government.
Give me one fucking reason to respect females. I don't get to experience sex.
Having a cider by the fire. It womfy x
>>83213036pregnancy sounds quite difficult tbqh. i'm a wreck if i have toothache for more than a week. pregnancy lasts ages.
>>83213036Don't you respect your mum?
I'm preparing for my next escort visit lads, planning on sending this message the day before. >Hi (her name), just confirming I'm still good for tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to it. I'm quite inexperienced and a bit nervous, so hopefully we can take it slow if that's ok with you?Does that sound alright? I have to get this right and ensure she'll see me again.
>>83213037Corr not bad lad, you on a little trip?
>>83213056Already setting off the weirdo alarm with this one lad>b-but I did nothing to indicate that I'm a weirdo!You did
>>83213057Aye lid doing York and Leeds Christmas markets x
>>83213037In bloody November? You're a nut
>>83213054I don't want to fuck mum.>>83213053So? They get a free pass for everything else.
>>83213056Don't say anything else. Go to boots and buy the over the counter cialis together. If that still doesn't work then sorry but you're gay
>>83213063I would go to a christmas market but I don't have a cute girlfriend.
i am becoming quite the chef.
>>83213067>I don't want to fuck mum.I didn't ask you if you wanted to fuck your mother you greasy Turkish oddball
>>83213073You think HHL has a cute girlfriend?
>>83213085He is probably more normie than he lets on.
>>83213062So what should I say?
Should probably be sleeping but I'm staying up until about half 2 that's usually when they put the VTO on and I'll be smashing that fkn button immediately if they do
>>83213089Nothing. You've already arranged it. Just turn up.
>>83213087Lol he's actually much less normie than he lets on. He's on an organised christmas market trip for mentally disabled people and lads with learning difficulties right now
>>83213099So I should say it in person?I'm trying to work out if it's best to tell her beforehand that I'm inexperienced so she knows.She asked me to message on Saturday to confirm I'm still good for the booking.
Made a trek into town and collected various strong medications, had to visit 3 pharmacies since they won't bloody sell me the stuff I want together, bunch of idiots. Got a smoothie and some choccie and some mince pies and some soup. Forgot to buy squash so I'm doomed to water for my primary hydration, but this can easily be alleviated I'm sure of it. Now I shall be getting all on opiates and snuggling up in bed, try to be nice in my absence you lot, just do your best.
>>83213111When you get there just say "by the way it's my first time". That's it. Nothing weird. >She asked me to message on Saturday to confirm I'm still good for the booking.Send her "just confirming I'm still good for the booking". That's it. No "I'm looking forward to it!" like a weirdo lol
i am awarding this product 3/5 stars.5 for taste, -1 for onions, -1 for not enough in jar.
>>83213136Basically every curry sauce is mostly onions, it's probably got something to do with the fact the recipe calls for a metric butt ton of onions. Tonions. Just part of the territory.
>>83213132>"by the way it's my first time".Yeah but it's not. This is the problem that I have to navigate, she could see my AW profile has positive feedback from the Russian one I saw, but then I'll have to explain I couldn't get hard. I am still essentially a virgin.I don't know how to approach it, feel like I've tied myself in knots.
>>83213145true. i'm not anti-onions in general. i think if you fry them off as you're cooking (same as you would with garlic), they're lush. but they're one of those things that should add flavour rather than be overpowering. bite into a crunchy onion in a sarnie or on a pizza, you taste onion.basically, onion (mass noun) > 'onions'
>>83213148"I'm quite new to.this" no need to elaborate, she doesn't give a shit. Then just move on, you're getting yourself way too worked up about shagging a prossie. Just shag the prossie, that will solve this particular problem.
>>83213148She's not the fucking police mate, she's not going to start confronting you with your AW profile lol. She'll know exactly what happened if you just say "by the way it's my first time". That's it. No weirdness.
Wanting to go to church, but don't have a stab proof bible. Such is the life as a yookay citizen.
>>83213154Oh yeah they need to be cooked down, I'm not against certain chunks of onion. Quite like a ring of fresh red onion with a burger, or little bits with that mexican salsa, but in anything where they're supposed to be cooked down you don't want chunkions. No good at all.
>>83212991>had bran flakes for brekkie>working from home>doing no work all dayyou've basically described my actual life anon
Just got one of those UC review things lads getting a phone call next week about it. Do they get all pissy about what you are spending your money on? I'm spending hundreds of pounds on shit every month lol
>>83213063Let me know what you find in leeds Im up there later this week x
It's over for privacy. The state wants this everywhere. Hate it.https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/seven-arrested-after-facial-recognition-32929314
>>83213080You lads crack me up who shamelessly incorporate some thinky read into their casual homelife photos. Would never do that me.
>/fit/ - /fph/...>/fph/ - fat 'people' hate:( Yankless WHY
>>83213183We've been the least private country for decades. Used to work with trains and they were talking about sticking facial recognition on every train like 8 years ago, the only thing holding them back was cellular connection speeds, which I'm sure they've worked their way around by now.
>>83213186how did you get on?
>>83213156I'm a virgin at 29, if these things came naturally to me I wouldn't be in this situation. I overthink everything because I have no good natural experience to go on and it's just my personality.Rephrased the message.>Hi (her name), just confirming I'm still good for tomorrow's booking. I'm a bit new to this, hopefully that's ok"There's nothing weird about that.
>>83213201How about just:>Hi (her name), just confirming I'm still good for tomorrow's booking.
Fucking hell. Back to toilberg tomorrow... One of my mates jacked it in recently. Not sure how much longer I'll last there.
>>83213208yeah just do this anon
>>83213210Nasty flu going round at the moment lad, I'm sick and considering we've been fraternising you've probably been exposed. Best to have the day off just to be safe.
>>83213215Not him but, I've got flu at the moment, and sneezed on my keyboard the other day. I've probably passed it on while typing. Sorry lads.
Luv pussy me i do X
>>83213189Motivation simple as.I've been fat: my body and mind are much happier when I am more active and fit.>>83213197Tightrope is the last step of my morning routine. Have to read the newspaper first.>>83213183There are also x-rays in the TVs now
>>83213219This is exactly the kind of message that lad should be sending to the hooker.
Button status: smashed
Just got me commission from another sale. Few quids in the baggington and mr noseberg will be proud. Life is good.
Just had an email from a recruiter for a job in Riyadh. There aren't many places that I consider worse than the UK currently but that whole region is definitely out of it for me. Get tae fuck.
>>83213244I've never really applied for a job in my life. The only one I had was just kinda given to me by the jobcentre because it was so terribly shit. Now I refuse to work.
>>83213243Nice work lad. I made 300 from commissions overnight
>>83207882I'm a big boy now. Look at me drinking alcohol. Wahey. Zoomers crack me up. They're all the same with their mental health and haircuts.
I don't work because I make all my money tax-free. HMRC do not even care.
>>83213267i think they'd care if you told them this information, lad.
Cream of mushroom soup? Don't mind if I doup. Just need to work up the wherewithal to go downstairs and microwave the can. Think I'll stay in bed for a bit longer if you lads don't mind, nice and warm in here.
>>83213208Well maybe, but again, should I tell her in advance? I didn't tell the Russian one, maybe that was a mistake.
>>83213288Would you tell a barber that you'd never had your hair cut before? If you went into a Tesco would you tell the cashier you'd never done it before? Why does it matter?
MY LATTES!
>>83213286>Think I'll stay in bed for a bit longer if you lads don't mindI don't mind, because I don't like mushrooms.
>>83213286>microwave the canDON'T DO IT LAD
>>83213295I once was like you, but the mushroom ancient mind infected me with spores and now I am their devoted servant. In recompense for my services they allow me the pleasure of their flesh. Now I am unable to be killed in any way that matters. We are eternal, we are one.
>>83213291>Would you tell a barber that you'd never had your hair cut before? not the escort LARPer, but at some point i'll have to visit a dentist and say, "yeah, haven't visited the dentist since i was a kid."i hope they're trained to anticipate this shit. can't be fucked with them tutting about how i should have seen them years ago. i know. i fucking know.
>two new pairs of glasses>15 quid spentOh yes don't mind if I do lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6C0B32ApJsPhwoarrr would still love to shag this matureass lass X
>>83213311Four eyed lame-oSpeccy twat
>>83213302I'm not going to put it in the air fryer now am I? Nope, I don't believe your propaganda, I will do as I see fit. I will do as the mushrooms command.
tried some oxtail soup recently. mostly because of a scene in Micro Men.was pretty shit. want a 99p refund on my licence fee tbqh.
>>83213311corrr how does one specsmaxx nowadays lad?i remember Specsavers having some 'golden ticket' shite but if you were on bennies you ALSO got the NHS voucher. i'd just get a free <20 quid pair, then spend about the same on the spare pair. didn't need any of the extras really.
>>83213329got mine from glasses direct but there are a few who do cheap deals I thinkthey try to add all sorts of shite to the lenses but you can skip it
>>83213323the air fryer forms a natural bowl. it is MADE for soup.
>>83213291This is exactly what the lad doesn't get. He doesn't realise this is just like going for a massage or something, or even a haircut. It's a personal service. Not a service with a side of personal connection.
>>83213334Incorrect, my air fryer is made OUT OF soup. If I add more soup the whole thing will collapse in on itself in soup overload.
>>83213334Not him but, you're thinking of a soup fryer. Air fryers are made for frying air.
>>83213333cor do you just type in your prescription, or what? are you allowed two different eyes?my vision's getting worse so i will need an eye test soon. that's free, but i always have to talk Specsavers out of selling me shite there and then. please just give me the prescription print-out so i can come back with a female who understands fashion ;__;
>>83213310Yeah but you're not going to send loads of messages telling your dentist "really looking forward to it!" and all that. They'd think you were mental.
Considering making an advanced fried coffee out of soup.
>>83213339fried air is called water, retard. gb2primaryschool.
>>83213215I do not fraternise with Glaswegian drivel merchants outside working hours.
>>83213340Exactly what I did lad.I buy my contact lenses online and they give out free eye tests.Got my prescription from them and put it into the cheapo glasses site.Opticians always feels like they're trying to sell me a timeshare, but once you've got your prescription you can just leave.
My next dentist appointment is still a while away but I'm feeling apprehensive. I need to make this one work and be able to return for future meetings.I'm planning to tell her the day before the meeting (she's asked me to message then to re-confirm) that I'm very inexperienced and nervous and will need guidance.Aside from that, so long as I'm polite to her, turn up with my teeth clean, tip her at the end, should I be ok?I'm seriously dreading if this one won't have me back.
>>83213348'course you do lad. For sure you do. No denying it right now.
>>83213310Probably really common because NHS dentists are rare. Just say you haven't had one for a while and they won't bat an eyelid.
just take your soup straight from the freezer, place it between two slices of bread, 5 mins in the Breville, done.
I'm preparing for my next dentist ads, planning on sending this message the day before.>Hi (her name), just confirming I'm still good for tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to it. I'm quite inexperienced with fillings and a bit nervous about a root canal, so hopefully we can take it slow if that's ok with you?Does that sound alright? I have to get this right and ensure she'll see me again.
>>83213347If fried air was water, then your hair would get wetter when using a hair dryer. It's the same technology repurposed.
>>83213363>Air fryer>Hair dryerYou could be on to something there actually.
STOP CHAINSAWING YOUR HEDGESTOP LEAF BLOWING YOUR HEDGE LEAVESLEAVE THE FUCKING HEDGE ALONE IT'S NEARLY WINTER
It's much nicer in this thread when we're all just having a silly time shitposting, any way we can socially ostracise the seethers from our neat little club?
>>83213369It happens quite often in business. The tumble dryer was invented after an accident where the water feed got cut off. They realised it was blowing hot air instead of water, and had dried the clothing.
had to speak to a zoomer yesterday. self-checkouts, couple of card-only tills freed up. asked her (rhetorically) 'you paying with cash or card? those two are free.'now i'll admit i was ageist there, she actually said 'cash' so i just went 'oh, me n'all.'but what she did NOT understand is that she was then meant to ask the person behind her the same question, so the card-payers could go ahead. the two tills were just empty while there was a queue of 10+ people.never going outside again.
Large tarpaulin is hanging around outside my house. It's partially in neighbours garden and partially on the pavement. Not clear if it belongs to next door Larry or if it's blown off from some construction up or down the road. I think I want it as it would come in handy for covering my garden furniture over the winter, but I don't want to take it and then have to speak to Larry about where it's gone (it's in my back garden and he knows it because he can see it). This is quite the pickle.
>>83213399take it inside, wait to see if someone knocks? tell them you were just looking after it because you were worried it might blow away/get stolen/fucked up by the weather later.if nobody asks after a week, the tarpaulin is yours :)
>Internet shidding itself againckin ellNeed a nu breadington as well stat X
>>83213452>>Internet shidding itself againyour personal internet, or the whole series of tubes lad?that Cloudflare outage the other day was crazy. i bet at least ten (10) people died.
And that new thread is here>>83213459Get in, lads.>>83213459
>>83213399Adopt the Black/ Jewish/other and Indian races attitute, "If i don't steal it first, someone else will!"
