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Wacky inventions edition.

https://manifold.umn.edu/read/the-perversity-of-things-hugo-gernsback-on-media-tinkering-and-scientifiction/section/69697807-3c5f-4de5-aa3b-d070728205f9
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>>83213459
Imagine using that fucking paedo dome
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thanks OP. my 'chad edition' was taken, and this is more interesting.

>It was also found that if the helmet was used alone for more than fifteen minutes at a time, the wearer would become more or less drowsy. This is not conductive to hard thinking, and for that reason the writer introduced a small oxygen tank, attached to the helmet.

o i am lollin'. i get the underlying idea, but surely they had decent earplugs, gauze or something. if you absolutely NEED to narrow your vision just put two planks of wood either side of your writing desk, ya crazies.
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>>83213412
So crazy it just might work. Will investigate and report back.
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Nu bread is it X
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Can't go wrong with the old crank toil. Proven system.
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Chimney gulls watching you neet
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Lads I Just got one of those UC review things lads getting a phone call next week about it. Do they get all pissy about what you are spending your money on? I'm spending hundreds of pounds on shit every month
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>But even if supreme quiet reigns, you are your own disturber practically fifty per cent. of the time. You will lean back in your chair and begin to study the pattern of the wallpaper, or you will see a fly crawl along the wall
>you will see a fly crawl along the wall

now imagine isolating most of your senses, and then that fly lands on your hand.
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>>83213291
Because this is sex, which is different, and you know it, and escorts can refuse to see a client again for whatever reason.
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>>83213510
It's to check your not hoarding all your money and going over 6 grand, nowt to worry about mate,
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HHL is touching kids at the christmas market
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Look how the jeetpocalypse shoots upward from 2014 onwards, lol

That is exactly the point in time when the chinks started flooding the indian subcontinent with their cheap chink smartphones, giving every turdie out there easy internet access in their pocket, and thus jeets polluting cyberspace the exact same way they do it to meatspace proper.

Goddamn smartphones seriously
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>>83213510
they do. happened to our Blad.

PROTIP: you can edit PDFs with Adobe Acrobat Pro.
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>>83213543
lol fucking hell. i remember people saying this about China, but China always sort of had its own infrastructure (maybe even a literal intranet?)

always saw the internet as US-by-default, but purely by population size we could end up with some Chinese/Indian internet. some of the ESL language is catching on. even pop culture is becoming more Japanese- and Korea-influenced than the Hollywood old guard.
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corr right rose this one.
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>>83213543
Mad how good the 2000s Internet was
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>>83213510
>some bennies drone grilling you about the 24 quid you spent in tesco last week

Living the NEET dream eh lids?
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might buy some drugs online. might aswell, i have nothing else to do since im a glorious NEET
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Andrea doesn't even work. Just tinkers with GNU/Linux all day on her HP laptops in a grotty flat. What past trauma does she have? She doesn't even own a smartphone.
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>>83213676
how do you pick your targets?
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>>83213634
Girls used to be so willing to send nudes back then. Used to have so many tit and pussy pics from girls, now they all expect paying for it.
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>>83213685
Whoever I can post the most make believe and drama about.
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>>83213685
Just known her a while for doing GNU/Linux videos. Unfortunately she's neglecting herself in recent years. I think she's lonely.
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His posts don't bump the thread. Interesting.
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>>83213696
I'm sure R sends loads to W.
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>liked Linus Tech Tips
>(just did)
>at some point his videos become:
>HEY! LISTEN! *cut* *cut* Ray William Johnson shit
>all corporate and sponsored to fuck

WHY
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Labour to raise taxes by increasing tax on sugary drinks, milkshakes, alcohol, etc. I hope this hits HHL hard.
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>>83213696
God I used to love that. Worst part of being married is never getting any nudes from cuties
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>>83213747
i often use a polite sageru (in the Japanese mode) if i feel i am not contributing. it my choice.
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>>83213763
They should increase tax on alcohol. We don't need a new generation of alcoholics.
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>>83213756
its always been corporate slop lad, linus troon tips kek
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>>83213764
Sounds like you're in a dead bedroom kind of marriage now cuck.
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>>83213780
Thankfully not lol
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Wish there was a way to improve my life and get a nice girl. I don't want to be bitter all the time. I don't think it's actually possible to even get a job these days if you're at the bottom in your 30s. It's all rather depressing to think about.
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>>83213780
He thinks about other men fucking his wife. A spiritual cuck.
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>>83213799
I could give you a step by step plan to improve your life and get a nice girl. But let's be honest. You wouldn't even take step 1.
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>>83213815
Step 1: don't be ugly
Step 2: see step 1
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>>83213815
>Step 1: Get a job
Yeah, fuck off
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if the next animal picture is an amphibian of some sort, i shall have a zopiclone.
dog, tramadol. cat, codeine. other, diazepam.
if i forget about this game i've invented, i stay sober.
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Dentist appointment in two weeks. I'm already nervous.

I want this one to go well so she keeps me on as a patient.

I've been practising opening my mouth in the mirror so I don't look weird.

She asked me to text the day before to confirm, which is nice, feels like she actually cares.

I just hope I make a good impression
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might throw out all my T-shirts with funny jokes about video games and coffee on them.

most of them are transfer-printed rather than screen-printed, so if a design is wide enough, it chafes my nips.
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>>83213855
Uh... what the hell is going on exactly? Are you autistic? Never heard of someone needing to practice opening their mouth in a mirror.
Do you also behave weirdly and off-putting around her?
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>>83213872
I just want to be a good patient for her. I don't want her to think I'm high-maintenance. I need her to want me back next time.
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haha i am having a laff at this minor misunderstanding.

good posts.
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>>83213815
What's step 1 out of curiosity?

>>83213826
Ahh then there's no point if this really. I'm not saying I'm ugly but I'm not very attractive to be quite honest.

>>83213834
This is incredibly difficult. Having a job doesn't mean you'll have a girlfriend.
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No girl has ever sent me any photos. I don't even have a smartphone anyway. It just never happened because I knew no girls in my day.
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>>83213894
Are you escortlad? lmfao you really a special person
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>>83213643
I dont see the point, it's too much of a slippery slope to becoming an addict like that helperlad just for a few hours of distraction followed by a comedown.
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>>83213910
Step 1 would be to begin dismantling the mindset that is keeping you stuck, and stop treating your feelings as evidence. Start catching every thought that begins with "it's impossible" or "I can't" and treat it like a scammer trying to get your bank details.

Like I say, you won't do it. It's not for you.
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>>83213894
>>83213952
If it is escortlad, I think you should see a therapist about abandonment issues. You clearly fear people cutting off contact after meeting you once.
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>>83213872
It's the escort guy, either a genuinely high level troll or an actual autistic
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London Audits is homeless last time I heard. You won't be seeing any more audits from that spacker.
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>>83213965
If only that wasn't so fucking vague. Thanks anyway. Just stopping the negative thoughts won't help one bit.
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Just sneezed me X
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>>83213952
It's somebody pretending to be me.
I don't have issues like that in general day to day life. Just with women.
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someone just buzzed my flat. too late for the postie. already had today's pop delivered.

suspecting bailiffs. or family trying to sneak back into my life. shall be making a note of this, i'm not too proud to inform the police if i have to.
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Also need a bit more advice for the escort booking on Sunday lads.

1. Should I tell her I'm a virgin?
2. Should I ask her to guide things during sex?
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>>83213995
Yeah I knew it wouldn't be for you and you wouldn't do it lad.
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>record female in public
>she calls police
>calls me nasty words and starts swearing
>got it all on camera
>tell police that caused me alarm, harassment, distress...you can't just go swearing at people in public like that
>police arrest her for public order and pays me 150 quid compensation
>she has a dbs mark now and won't be considered for some jobs

nice. so gullible.
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>>83214028
>. or family trying to sneak back into my life
What happened?
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Need a bit more advice for the dentist appointment lads.

1. Should I tell her I've never had a filling before?
2. Should I ask her to guide things during drilling?
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>>83214035
I still cringe about when I recorded a woman in a restaurant years ago. I was on holiday and hadn't fapped for 10 days. She was soooooo hot and I just couldn't take it. I wanted to record her so I could remember.

I went to the toilet and on the way back had my phone out pretending to look at it, but was actually recording video. I was holding it way too close and high up though and I think it was obvious what I was doing.

Made even more cringe by what happened next. I got thrown out of the restaurant and the worst part is the video was no good, I mostly got the floor and side of a table.
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>>83214041
nothing, just gradually distanced myself from family. no big drama, just no reason to speak with parents/siblings.

bit like those friends you no longer speak to, there wasn't a fight, you just stopped talking. not people you'd be friends with today, nor are you jumping at the chance to reconnect.
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Warm tuppence
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someone post a picture of a fucking animal.
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>>83214053
Oh I just blatently record them. I don't make it discreet or anything. Sucks to be you. My intention is just to get people arrested for upsetting me.
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thank fuck for that. looks like i'm on the zopiclones tonight.

(limmypepe counts)
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me? i walk around with my jeans worn SLIGHTLY too low. we're talking 1/3 arsecrack, visible pubic clavicle.

why? societal statement.
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From a modern, British lad's mindset?
Yeah, going to this escort looks bad.

From a 1st-century Jewish prophet mindset? Someone like Jesus Christ himself?
It looks like exactly what righteous leaders do.
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>>83214119
they call prostitute the oldest job for a reason. going to shag a lassie for money is pretty universal, regardless of time period or culture. whether we have some Star Trek future or society collapses, it'll stick around in some form.

no shame in it de lid
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>>83214061
Ok here you go x
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>>83214153
that is quite the cattoberg. shall also be having a codeine later on (only feels fair to you).
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This be where I end my life someday.
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>>83214166
Shit cliched way to end your life lad
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>>83214172
Nah just an effective way. Don't need to rope and have me mum find me after coming back from Aldi.
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>>83214166
imagine if you walked into the fog and it was the backrooms and you looked behind you at where you were and it was also the backrooms
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>>83214165
I'll follow your lead and have a codeine or four myself. Thanks for the inspiration.
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>>83214195
Life isn't a liminal video game lad.
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>>83214089
Cyclopyrrolone, tough word to say when you're doped up on zopiclones.
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>>83214166
Where in Turkey is this?
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>>83214166
Is that the one from Quadrophenia
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>>83214220
That's the white cliffs of dover lad. It wouldn't take me too long to get there.
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>>83214226
Not sure. Never watched The Who.
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>>83214226
Haven't watched quadrophenia since I was a kid. Every time me and wifeberg take one of boomer parents to Brighton they get so excited when I point out the shag alley. Nice little alley really, wouldn't want to shag in it due to all the tourists.
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>>83214166
Knew a lad at school who fell off a cliff and everyone took the piss out him for it
Looking back now I wonder if he was trying to end it
I never even considered it at the time
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Even his suicide location is some weird British fantasy from a Turkish mental case. You can imagine his poor parents screaming at him to kill himself and he's like "I can't, I can't get to Dover saaar"
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>>83214242
Heh
>The "Quadrophenia cliffs" are the chalk cliffs at Beachy Head, near Eastbourne in Sussex, England, where the iconic final scene of the film was shot. It's often confused with the White Cliffs of Dover.
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>>83214184
Don't you mean your mum coming back from Migros or BIM?
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Took the dog for a walk, now I'm back in bed with a lemon and ginger tea and a mince pie. I will best this illness if it kills me.
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>>83214248
Wonder how many people have or tried to shag down there
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>>83214201
good friends enable each other.
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>>83214256
I'm not Turkish lad. Please stop projecting your fantasy. I really am from England.

>>83214262
Never heard of those shops.

>>83214257
I try to be factually correct with landmarks. Always known them as the white cliffs.
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>>83214274
Doesn't bear thinking about. There's a restaurant with it's back door and bins out there, imagine the staff there see some gross old drunk shaggers there every weekend.
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I miss the wuth alcohol updates.
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>>83214286
Why would I fantasise about you being from Turkey? Doesn't make sense. You fantasise about being from England though, you have a weird fetish about getting your greasy turkish sausage into English girls. I bet you stink of paprika and garlic
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>>83214284
I'll also have a zopiclone before beddy byes. Perhaps some cocaine, possibly even another mince pie. The world is my king oyster mushroom.
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>>83214312
That coke looks like good gear Cam
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We are the mongs
We are the mongs
We are we are
We are the mongs
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zopiclones kicked in yo
>>83214215
https://vocaroo.com/1bJzQDqfLofY
>tough word to say
yes
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One spack
Two spack
Three spack more
Five spack
Six spack
Seven spackers more
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>>83214324
Pure Colombian rocket fuel. Got a gram on a vendor deal for like 40 squid. Also got 2gs of very good ketamine for 16 but alas that is all gone into my nose hole.
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Getting off the wooze permanently. It's not good for me, I don't even get drunk either anymore.
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>>83214342
Interesting accent there lad, sure you're not a secret yank?
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>>83214312
>The world is my king oyster mushroom.
nice, also zopis are good shit, they dont fuck me the next day like pammies
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>>83214342
Is that a Derby accent?
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>>83214342
You are saying it completely wrong. Can you even read? Sound out the letters one at a time.
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Phoned Drs for bloodtest results.
>"Yeah everything is normal"
Ok, can you tell me the readings thanks?
>reads them all out
And what about *test i went in for*?
>Oh we didn't do that one.
I'm supposed to have it done every three months...
>(women noises)
Now i have to go there again next week.
WHIMMEN IN THE NHS ARE A MISTAKE!
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Ruthmong seething as his dad is dancing around the living room eating baklava and listening to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW5dFlKwzAw
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>>83214367
no
>>83214394
no
>>83214441
>Can you even read?
no
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>>83214232
>It wouldn't take me too long to get there.
Even without shoes?
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I'd like to congratulate everyone (except Ruthmong) for not shitting up the thread with stupid arguments today. Bit heavy on the old incel talking points but that's just Ruthmong being themselves, no getting around it. In general the level of seethe and spam has been remarkably low and I have had a very nice time.
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>>83214466
>Sure you're not a secret yank?
>No

So that means you ARE a secret yank! You've double negatived yourself to smithereens. Don't worry, I'll keep your secret.
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>>83214468
It's only because Sean's on another tax payer funded trip.
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>>83214312
zopiclone = comfy sleeps.

thought i might have some scraps of ketamine left in this little bag but there aren't any. but i COULD HAVE
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Getting wissed up in Leeds me. Just been in some boozer called Becket or whatever. Might take over x
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>Guy on an organized trip for people with learning disabilities sitting in a pub and thinking "might take over"

Bless
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Luv farting me i do

Do i not
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Playing a quick game of frogger with street frens I met on Feel Street. Gave them two choc ices up front and promised them the rest of the box if they make it to the other side. Paid for three but lost one to a Ford Focus. Got eighty quid on the shorter one, he's a good sprinter. Come on lucky lids.
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>Just been in some boozer called Becket or whatever. Might take over x

fucker thinks he's in the Black and Tans.
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>>83214486
Could life ever be sane again
On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down
I wonder to myself
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>>83214505
Me on left innit
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>>83214486
Beckett's Bank? I work 2 mins away from there lad, stay there I'm coming
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Just got to Beckett's. No sign of welper or his group anywhere
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>>83214518
He never tells where he's at, only where he's been. Terrified of being found by anyone from here.
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>>83214545
Keep looking lad we need some fresh pics
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>>83214547
If he's anywhere in Leeds City Centre I'll find him. He's a good lad, just want to meet him
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>>83214479
Ah damn forgot to take my picture with a occult or esoteric knowledge book casually in the background. Will make sure to do that next time. There's never any ketamine, even when you really really really want there to be. When I was doing a lot of benzos I used to find them hidden around sometimes, because I was losing my damn memory all the time. Bit of a blur that period really.
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>>83214554
Track him down lid, if you need any support from HQ let us know, any resources you need are yours.
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HHL hiding in the bogs in some seedy pub
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>>83214578
Just checked in The Head of Steam pretty much next door, don't see him in there either but there's a few other places worth checking
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>>83214583
Good thinking lad I should check the toilets too incase he is hiding
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>>83214599
He'll be begging the carers to get them all back on the spacker coach and back up the A1 as soon as possible
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Hang on lads pretty sure I've just seen a big disability group with carers
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Why are they on a spacker pub crawl they should be in a museum or something, why is this allowed
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>>83214624
God damn it anon you're a loose cannon. This is an observe and report mission only!
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Sorry lads false alarm that was just local mongs, going to keep hunting
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>>83214645
Remember rule one of helper tracking:
Detect the neck
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Every single one of these self appointed auditors have shocking pasts. They've all been nicked for dodgy shit and they have a vendetta against the police.
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>>83214479
Go through the vaccum, might be a few meaty chunks in there.
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I've had 4 sausages small portion of oven chip and half a tin of beans and a ham sandwich and two rounds of toast to eat today.
Looking at it written down it hardly seems enough for a grown man.
i think i should eat something more? idk. I'm tired and craving sugar.
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>>83214547
Has anyone found his care home yet?
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>>83214710
Too much bread lad, you need more vegetables in your diet.
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Fink im gay
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>>83214754
Congrats, now go and get bummed in your containment board >>>/lgbt/
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>>83214645
the general elliot and angel seem like good spacker pubs
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>>83214304
Evening, Andrew
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I am falling from white cliff of dover goodbye cruel saar I walk off big ben in beachy head
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Cheeky bumsesh planned at eight.
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>>83214790
Evening lad. What gave it away?
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Who was in the wrong here? The frauditor or the Palestine mongs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BNZztYGU60
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Auditing HHL
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I know a fair few Leeds auditors. Based ones.
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Wissed up now

Taking over Leeds

This my city now x
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Some mong hunting around in the dark for a group of literal spacktards
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>>83214854
Lad where are you, just want to say hello
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>>83214854
who are you with in leeds?
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Imagine going to the shopping centre to wind up people with a camera. Need to fuck outlaw nuisance photography. Common sense innit?
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>>83214835
the brown
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>>83214860
he's still in his cell at the asylum, he never went to Leeds today
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>>83214874
I want to fuck the white babe.
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Periodlass is at peak fertility today
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The message of doom. This one photo is enough to put the fear of God into the hearts of any NEET in the UK
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Just found Sean's group
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>>83214909
I don't own a smartphone so wouldn't know that feel.
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>>83214913
I'd bang the lass in the bottom right.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgl6klez226o

>She was only 31 and 364 days and 23 hours old you pervert!
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>>83214915
You were born in a bin so at least you've got that unique feel on the rest of us.
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I haven't had a crush on a girl or any kind of romantic feelings for anyone since I was 13, is anyone else like that?
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>>83214945
You've surpressed your violent teenage angst too hard and you've got a blockage.
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>>83214945
I haven't really spoke to many people as an adult. I have spent most of my adult life in my childhood boxroom due to depression and giving up.
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>>83214967
I was never violent or angsty, just a shy nerd loser nobody. One day the girl I had a crush on for 2 years straight changed her hair colour and style and my crush on her instantly vanished and I've never had a crush on anyone since.
>>83214976
It's not depression for me, I just can't feel romantic attraction any more, only sexual attraction. It's been constant regardless of my mood.
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lads why has rMark removed all his vids? anyone got a QRD?
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>>83214995
https://youtu.be/0wXCSNN1AnM
Wrongunedwards won where Exposed failed.
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Celebrating my excellent birthday wearing my excellent glasses watching the bidding room on my TV via puck in home
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>>83214989
>shy nerd loser nobody
You have no self respect that most normies take for granted out of some delusional self belief.

You'll have to learn something so that you can look down on others and know you are better than them. Join a club, any club. It's ok to look down on normies. You'll start to realise your self worth when you achieve and this will open up your emotional range, including attraction.
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>>83214913
is this some gamer thing? i recognise the AGDQ host.

is that that "all 'femme'" event they just did?
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>>83215049
Gdq trannys from years ago yeah
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Wts for teax
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>>83215089
Pspspspspspsps cat food
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>>83214995
Might be something to do with this
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>>83215019
>only 60 and at deaths dooor

just a fuckin' kid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1V60WgejHk

If only Mark married her like he intended...
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>>83215093
Whomst has summonedthe almighty one x
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Mark has deleted his videos to flood the algorithm yet again to hide the Marie Healy videos that have resurfaced. Apparently he was paying money to his parents to go out with her. Wtf? Listen at 19:55
https://youtu.be/nrYOJX6XGuA?si=RBNL4CLWL5RtsY8j
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Mark paid Marie's alcoholic parents 200 quid to take her down to Dorset and fuck her. When Marie was there she called the police
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i bought some picture frames for very cheap and i have put them on my wall
thanks for reading my blog
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>>83215151
>She's got the brain of a six...I mean...erm...sixteen year old
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>>83215119
wtf is this
is this real?
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>>83214995
Mark has been caught paying a hundreds of pounds to have sex with a special needs girl. He groomed her and used to traveled 6 hours to Scotland just to do it. He also paid money to their parents just to keep them quiet
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why is sehreepy back
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Migrant thinks it's acceptable to sexually assault women. He was just in the mood he says. He sexually assaulted a woman. He couldn't find a woman he says. He came here on a dinghy. Fucking shithole Britain ruined by men like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wyGS5nuzAg
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The Creampie King
Undefeated.
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>>83215172
Yes of course here's the video where this takes place.
https://youtu.be/NSyG8wcjab4?si=wj5riIT75XCBmlVY
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>>83215190
Turkish man raging in Turkey about black man in England lol
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>>83215194
One life and it's being a mentally retarded fuck sponge for a man who stinks of fish and human faeces.
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about to watch this fan edit. M4's The Hobbit Book Edit. condenses the Hobbit trilogy into a single film that more closely follows the book.
corrr i'm about to get comfy lads.
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>>83215163
hanging up some nice pictures? pictures of the family perhaps?
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All kicked off xxx

Fuck Leeds United x

Sunderland take over everywhere wr go x
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>>83215199
Nah lad British man here. Fed up of living here to be honest.
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>>83215233
You've never even been to the UK let alone live here you depraved turkish fantasist.
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SSM went full Jean-Francois Gariepy on Marie's tuppence
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>>83215232
>all kicked off

Did one of the spackers poo himself?
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>>83214995
>>83215119
good riddance hope the nonce ends up in a psych ward again
noncey bastard
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I run Leeds tonight x
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https://youtu.be/9aCuWVeAvE0

SeasideARMY is fighting back x
We know the score with Mark x
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>>83215232
Fk eledsx
We all sunderland afc man here x
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MEMORIES OF 73 STILL HURT THE LEEDS
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>tfw no mentally retarded fuck sponge gf
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Got them cheese wheels at Christmas market x
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>>83215268
You're very brave typing this onto your phone on /britfeel/
I bet you're quiet as a mouse with the other disabled lads when you're actually in Leeds
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he pack in youtubes after the nonce allegations came out like all the other big youtubers it not for him no more he on the run for being a nonce
https://www.youtube.com/@seasideMARK1974/videos
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>>83215279
this what your typical seaside army member sounds like
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love knitting, me. trying to improve my skills as a tradwife for when the day comes.
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>>83215312
Wrongunedwards has won.
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Wops is live. Still going for that GT7 platinum. No football training for her tonight.
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>>83215304
the seaside army is on their last stand and you're milling about buying fucking cheese?
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>>83215279
>EXTRAORDINARY WOLFGIRL KAY WOLFBOY RYSE

Most normal Seaside Mark fan
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Outside Becketts Bank if any Leeds lads fancy scrap x
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>>83215232
pipe down lad

You lost to Fulham x
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>>83215221
Idk why they made 1 small book into a trilogy, that edit sounds like a good idea
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Wops has a bodyguard boyfriend now. Thought she was lesbian.
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Thinking about getting a Wrongunedwards tattoo.
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Thinking about getting a Sean Allan tattoo.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqXFHPSY0PE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrYOJX6XGuA

he's not making it out of this one alive.
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Chicago town pizza, onion rings, apple tango, it's a fuckin manchild's paradise up in this bitch
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>>83215337
Alright on my way lad give me 5 mins, I don't want a scrap just want to meet you and have a pint
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Wrongunseanallan
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Wrongungregaustin
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Seaside got away with it.
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https://x.com/healymarie4/status/631168176525586432

i wonder what changed her mind.
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>>83215349
I can't even watch these videos. Too grim to think about Mark taking advantage of some HHL type of girl
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I'd give anything to meet helperlad IRL
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>>83215349
corr its totally over for him
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>>83215337
Outside here now lad, where are you? I'll get you a wint
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why are the core talking points of britfeel trannys and kids being fucked?
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Canny keep pittin on the poundsn.n
Not rights wt fluoxetine done to me
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>>83215416
terminal brain worm infection
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>>83215337
come rovrum lad ill bang you
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Ere mate am back on that coach nows. Is there any fucking dinosaurs on this tour or what x

https://youtu.be/FrmkO0OPxeM?si=fdEyvzkePMsXMJnM
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>>83215461
Lad you're back on the spacker bus? I came down to Beckett's to meet you. The fuck?
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>>83215472
He's a fanny lad
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This absolute mad lad knows how to talk to women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcn0-Ftiakc
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Din-din has been prepped X
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>>83215484
He's fannied me around this evening that's for sure. Luckily I was in the area. Wonder if he was ever there.
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Ave never seen someone acrially "make" a tiktok. everubody on tiktok could be a AI
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the lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here staggers me

https://youtu.be/0Nz8YrCC9X8?si=oh2RkedjOZbJ07a_
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>>83215503
seen people dancing on my street making tiktoks lad maybe youre just not leaving the house x
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this whole SSM thing is an ARG. notice it came right after a heavy dose of PlayStation stuff.
guessing there'll be a nonce hunter game announced soon.
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Need more context on mark dee lads. Is this the end of seaside?
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Took over Leeds tonight. Just know that I came I saw and I fucking conquered x
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>>83215529
Nah he'll be back soon, burying his head in the sand
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>>83215527
A controversial new game from Grand Theft Auto creators has been announced today. The new title, "Wrongun Edwards", allows players to hunt down a man who has abused a woman with learning difficulties by tracking his unusual fishy smell.
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Am jst a wee holo boy innit n.n
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Might have a MASSIVE wank tomorrow when the budget is on BBC parliament
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>>83215530
You dodged me around the city centre and you weren't where you said you wanted to meet people from Leeds. You lied because you're too scared. And I didn't even want to hurt you, I wanted banter and a friendly pint. Sad.
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>>83215529
Watch videos from this channel to find out about how mark groomed and abused a vulnerable young woman with learning difficulties and was paying the parents to have sex with her.
https://youtube.com/@edwardthewrongun?si=rQI6XkHW0028PDLq
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>>83215559
When was all this happening originally
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>>83215550
Pipe downs ya mad stalker x
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what's your hobby lads?
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>>83215550

My coach back to Sunderland was at 18:45 I wasn't gonna miss it just to have a pint with ya lad. Get a grip lad. To be fair I have high opinions of Leeds after today x
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>>83215544
I've been tempted to have a wank over Rachel Reeves for a while but never got round to it. Had one over Lisa Nandy a few years ago but I think that's about it when it comes to Labour politicians.
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shes going to be devastated when she finds out her man is a chomo
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>>83215607
Does anybody have Helen's Facebook so I can send her the wrong un Edward's videos?
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>>83215603
Wanking mostly
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>>83215604
Fair enough lad would not have expected you to miss the coach back to Sunderland but you said you were outside Becketts well after 18:45. No need to lie is there?
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>>83215604
You're a fanny lad, it's official
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lad in my local music scene turned out to be a nonce. i'd given him hugs and treated him like family. made me sick to my stomach finding that out
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WIZZA PICK UP
SPACK MY LIDS UP

WIZZA PICK UP
SPACK MY LIDS UP.
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>>83215603
Am rn on my hobby of feeding pigeon. Walking home fr late tea in a sec . It cold
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We all wungry in life
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>>83215605
Zarah Sultana, you tasteless plebeian.
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we all on the Chicago Town 'zas tonight.
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On that coach back to Sunderland me x

Getting on the sesh when I get back x

Fuck Leeds x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eMErDbifeI

Oh lawd she comin X

Shaneeqvs Maximvs
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>>83215687
WE LOVE WUMFHYPANOL
SHE GOT WUMFHYPANOL
WE LOVE WUMFHYPANOL
THIS HELPERS GOT A TEMPER
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>>83215709
You were acting the big brave lad challenging Leeds Utd boys to a scrap when you had already left on the spacker bus 15 mins before. Shown yourself up as a right poof
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>>83215704
Gourmet
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made some vegan fake chicken kievs for dinner for my mum, they were alright. some seasoned potato with garlic butter and some green beans too
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>>83215709
is that the flixbus uk078 to newcastle de lad? womfy coaches they are unless there are indians on with their shoes and socks off
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>>83215224
they're not pictures of the family they're just frames with some flowers in them they are just there to fill empty space on my wall
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Sunderland boys come to Leeds and takeover. Deaf cunt fuming x
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Sunderland man are wimps x
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mark edwards all over your BOINK!
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What an embaressing display by HHL tonight
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the potatoes were lush btw, the rest was okay but i prefer actual chicken and tenderstem broccoli to green beans. just did what mummington likes
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These mini spacker adventures HHL goes on are incredibly wholesome. Why won't Ruthmong do stuff like that?
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Leeds needs to pipe downs x
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>>83215834
Wheres the sauce though
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>>83215756
Tesco ones lid? Me and wifeberg have them on the semi-reg due to how perfectly acceptable they are. Think m&s do some as well and I expect they're delicious but I'm not made of kievs am I?
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>>83215704
Thank you for including the book.
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>>83215743
Pipe downs muppet
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HHL has already forgotten the football game and has come back here to start his daily routine ramblings. He dementia is getting worse
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>>83215857
not needed mate. what sauce would you use?
>>83215860
yeah, they're not bad are they
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Am actually worried about helper's mental decline. Not that long ago he was actually capable of discussion and contributing to the thread. Now he just shows up, posts the same non sequiturs on repeat. I can actually understand why he's in a spaccaflat now
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god, i fucking hate these dwarves.

i forget exactly who was who in the books, maybe these exact lines/personality traits are there. but this is going to be a rocky ride.

Balin's pretty cool though. make-up actually matches Gimli's design (more than the others).
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>>83215882
Pan sauce?
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LMFAO WE DEM LEEDS BECKETT BOYZ

MEMORIES OF 1973 COMES.BACK TO ME. THESE MEMORIES THEY HURT THE LEEDS. ONLY ONE JIM MONTGOMERY X

https://youtu.be/UX6K7waag5Q?si=wtn45vIvDd17guUK
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Playing through Cyberpunk again
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Made the mistake of checking Teams on my phone even though I was off sick and people need my input on some stuff and it's actually quite important. I am still definitely going to be off sick tomorrow too because I need another full day of bedrotting. Hate feeling anxious about taking days off when I'm actually sick, I think it's related to when I used to take a shit load of days off when I wasn't actually sick. It got the whole thing mucked up in my head.
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>>83215910
I completed it twice but yeah I might do it again
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Leeds will forget the save of 73.

How it should be x

https://youtu.be/y7iWDK69s0k?si=0z2HBIJDnEh4ZX_A
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>>83215889
I've seen the hobbit films through a few times and I can still barely remember any of it, I just remember what happened in the book instead. The films were such an abortion that I don't think I'm capable of taking it in. Curious about the cut version though, might give that a go over Christmas holidays.
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>>83215917
Can't imagine being a wagie lol
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i'm no cook but i enjoy doing it x
it nice to feed mummington x
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Mummy, coffee, fucky hurry uppy!
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>>83215966
you're the kind of son you get free with nuts magazine
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football mongs shouting and screaming over blacks and browns chasing a rubber ball around a grass pitch. Entire men base their personalities around it
What a life
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what an absolute cracker of a day lads, busy busy. now is the time to rest
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Let me guess, you were called 'sensitive' as a kid?
Let me guess, you were called a 'gifted child'?
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>>83215995
No, were you?
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>>83215762
corr might go meet him at the next stop and bang him lad, shall i stream it?
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Leeds learnt their fucking place. They learnt the score the hard way. x
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>>83215743
hate to say it lad but he's won, turned up on a spacker outing to the xmas market, got drunk at a shitty pub and left triumphant
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>>83215995
no, i was called a 'big poof', especially by my dad.
i was part of the government's Gifted Youth scheme though, yeah.
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>>83215995
yeah i was top of the class
even got to take an exam a year early
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My hand smells like arse
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>>83215917
If you are well enough to post on 4chan, you are well enough to do your job.
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>>83216061
Are you a big poof though lad?
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We all frens in this life and the great beyond
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>>83215917
fuck em lad, you're sick end of.

>>83215948
kekked
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>>83215834
This is grim. I cooked a whole roast dinner for myself tonight, it was lush.
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My hand smells like emily
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My arse smells like hand
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Shippy's rape van
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My hand smells like CEXh
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>>83216096
Sorry Mr shekelberg I promise I will be in the office at 9am on the dot sneezing on everyone as is expected.

>>83216104
Yeah I am sick, nothing to be done.
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My hand smells like Marie Healy's Scottish minge
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>>83216107
got any pics of your cooking?
i'm not a cook by any means. it's a recent thing i've taken up, starting simple x
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Ruthmong this is your father speaking. It time for you to join family business, I can't be cutting kebob by self every day, Salabim from over the road has 4 chadson working at he kebob stand and he will soon to retire. Perhap it my fault for giving you name Ruthmong, is not strong traditional turk name. No Ruthmong ever annihilated the Armenia. We are so so disappoint in you son, please to come out of the boxminaret I will teach you kebob make and introduce you to your beautiful cousin Letterbox, she 12 now so right time to be arranged marriage. This is our final warning, if you decline there is no couscous for breakfast ever again, you eat only camel dung and scorpion scramble.
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I wonder if she's in Newcastle right now.
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cannot stop farting.
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quite surprised by HHL's active social life
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>>83216178
Haha lad but no I'm British and am put off by those nasty greasy kebab shops round here. I need to get out of the boxroom, though. It's hard to motivate myself.
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Defrosted the freezer today for the first time in 5 years. Very satisfying. Couldn't even get the drawers open, after about an hour finally removed enough ice to remove the drawers.

After about another 30 minutes, I could use a knife to remove enormous 2.5 inch thick slabs of ice which came off cleanly.
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>>83216188
Aye, it's almost like he's faking his so called disability and defrauding the DWP.
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Do I eat this tub of Ben and Jerrys in one sitting? I'm thinking so.
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>>83216100
nah i have always been quite small. but father always qualified it with 'big'. can't just call someone a 'poof' or a 'girl', doesn't quite flow as well as 'stop crying, you big girl.'
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>>83216206
cor nice one lad. all summer i told myself i would, since it's a fucking nightmare of towels and buckets.

horrible to do in winter. any floor-water would just stay there. in summer it doubles as an excuse to mop the floor with it.
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>>83216206
get a rubber mallet
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Need a Blad and Bro update
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>>83215995
Aye thatst rightx
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>>83216240
why did you keep these, Crosslad?
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Get a rubber chicken
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Just got back to Sunderland x

Getting on it me x
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>>83216206
I had no need for towels and buckets because I managed to remove all the ice in clean slabs and put it straight in the sink.

Just have to catch it at the right moment before it's thawed but where it's begun to come away from the edges.
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>>83216201
Prove you're British. Now.
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Gotta piss widly
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>>83216226
The bonus of defrosting now instead of summer is it's -3 outside so all my stuff from the freezer is just outside in a cool box.
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bit the bullet, ordered me some hair ties FOR MEN (it says they're for men, so they're for men).
got a sort of centre-part thing going on, plus i've trimmed the neckbeard short, with a longer goatee.

going for that classic Games Workshop look, until i can see a barber.
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>>83216261
I'm a Celebrity is on right now.
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>>83216275
I've finally booked a haircut for tomorrow. My hair hasn't been cut for about 1.5 years.
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Ne1 else daydream liminal gang in skool?
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>>83216257
wow that is satisfying.

but yeah i end up with these chunks and little bastards that cling to the edges. and the grill thing at the top, which i HAVE to attack with the hairdryer. then drip drip drip, need a towel under there, nowt i can do.

oh well. next heatwave.
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>>83216281
i'm on about 1 year. went mental and shaved my head last December. now it's too long and doesn't look intentional (but still better than same-length-all-over medium hair).

thinking about clipping my own hair down again, but that's a lot of mess. one day i will see the barber, escortlad style.
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Only two reasons I'd visit the north
To have a pint with HHL
To have anal sex with chika
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Crosslad went to a posho primary school where they wrote out personalised reports instead of the same copypasted printed text with the names changed.
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>>83216282
Yeah, they called my parents in, interrogated me and put me on the naughty kids report for being depressed and bored. Very bizarre time in my life.
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Clear night tonight, I took a piccy of the moonlad
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Moonberg
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>>83216360
Nice snap that lad. I noticed it being quite large and thin when I let the dog out. I thought to myself "big moon that"
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>>83216360
>clear
i dunno lad, 2/3rds of it are completely black.
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Moong
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can't wait until i can see the moon. keep reminding me on, lads. that crimson moon was something else.
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For me it's Big Suze
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>>83216282
You weren't supposed to be liminal gang in school. You were supposed to be paying attention in reality.
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>>83216383
did you also just try to see if 'Moon' was taken?

'Sun' is too.
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>>83216369
A big lad with a big grin
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Mars.
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>>83216360
blue mooooon
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>>83216406
Word hogger
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>>83216397
Nah was gonna do moonmong but then I thought moong was worth a punt and it paid off
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Spackerfrens won x
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I'm doing very potent fartingtons
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Wish I looked like this haha
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>>83216251
Mam kept them dont know why.
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>>83216385
Imagine going outside lol
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>>83216459
So mid. Literally just a 4/10 Asian woman who isn't overweight.
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Got choccy lolly thats a reindeer n.n
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PayPal Credit doing their usual antics with payment allocation.
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>>83216481
nice spacker lanyard
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>>83215937
The Hobbit films were a crime against Tolkien. I watched the first one and then refused to watch any of the others. They added a pointless romance and a fight with some kind of megaork mythical beast. It was nonsense.
There was no need for it to be another trilogy. Greedy fucks just wanted to make money after the success of LOTR.
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Wish I was a 4/10 Asian woman who isn't overweight.
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Wish i could get me some slanty fanny
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>>83216519
You'd have a lot of sex if you were a woman of any race or weight. Vagina privilege.
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>>83216482
Got caught out by this before myself. Bastids.
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Also got christmas blanky n.n
Thatsall items for today
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>chillin on youtube
>come across some cancer vlog video
>instant terrible vibes

ugh god its so depressing cancer, I hope thats not my ending, this is why I'll artery clog maxx to steer it towards sudden heart attack or something. Can't deal with the idea of a long drawn out death where I wither away and everyone feels sorry for me, like I actually cannot be fucking bothered.
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Back homes and on the the brasseries now. Fuck staying in towns x
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HHLs swift retreat from Leeds, pure coward
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Bilbo you fucking twat you are dishonouring the Riddle Game with your pocket bullshit
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Saen
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credit card mongs
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Fen
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>>83216546
Am not that sure how cancer works byt i thought you died in a more normal way if you declined chemo therapy/radio therapy Etc Isnt that what makes ppl waste away moreso than the disease Albeit am not an expert byt if I had big C I wouldnt use that stuff I would jst smoke da herb x
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HHL's seen more of this country today than I have in like 10 years
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>>83216600
still horrible though, you have x months to live, would rather it just be a fast one. Like im 72 and I stand up too fast after a big spoons brekkie then fucking keel over and die, now that would be fine.
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LEgalise catnip x
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might hop on that arc raiders after the wootie is over. corr proper normie me.
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Brush
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>>83216617
Same here lad and I'm happy about it
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>>83216630
Basil Brush?
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>>83216639
Something very nonce coded about that fox
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>>83216646
boom boom lad it's all above board
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I won in Leeds today x
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Mr Blobby
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Made that chiccy broccy alfredo with mozz & parm.
Eating it out of my finest bone china.
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Ngl feel quite comfy tonight Even though am stressed out lowkey as have a few stessful fings that I.need to do this week byt ill survive I guessnits alright Hope every1 is comfy n.n
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Linuxlad here, I've scrapped it. I'm back on Windows 11 LTSC. I shan't be going back to Linux on my main desktop again.

I will however probably make a computer from scrappy ebay parts and use it to tinker around in Linux. I really enjoyed the tinkering but not at the expense of a computer I need to use.
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i want to insert my cock in Zippy's mouth, then zip it so tightly he cannot talk.
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>>83216664
That's a stupidly large portion there, lass.
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>>83216666
you could always dual boot, lad. bit annoying with the way we generally do the whole SSD + HDD thing today, but you could set aside a partition or two for Loonix (it can read/write from your Windows files nowadays anyway).
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Ere man I went to this shithole market next to the bus station and all the sellers were pakis and Africans. Some paki cunt tried selling me these snidey trainers lmao era mate fuck off and fuck Leeds lmfao x
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>>83216659
I was a huge Blobbyhead when i was wee ngl Loved the blobby lemonade from woolworths As well loved Noel nd loved Deal or no deal after skool Which is still on telly Somehow I was watching that last week Its Stephen Mulhern now Nd its pish
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>>83216666
Would never use it me. GNU/Linux does not care about scanning your files.
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>Simpkins Nipits Pure Liquorice Pellets
>Subscribe and Save
>Most people order:
>Every 3 months

>mfw i've gotten through the tin in about a week
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>Tfw when you could have visited HHL because he was an hour away from you in leeds
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>>83216687
if your files would get detected by COFEE, then i don't care how they get found. you deserve everything that happens to you.
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>>83216702
>tfw i could walk to Jesmond and visit Chika right now
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>>83216676
Its possible but honestly I had such an issue fucking around with distros I just want to leave it for a bit.

Secondly when I went to install Windows 11, the default linux USB writer kept fucking up the installation. So I had to jump through hoops.

I tried Ventoy, did not work, I ended up having to get USBweo or something. And then finding out that my copy of Linux didn't support certain things so I had to find a debian archive of it and run it through the terminal again just to get it to function.

Then to make matters worse the fucking windows setup didn't natively have VMD drivers, so that was a whole thing. Oh and I knew this before I tried Ventoy so I tried to make use of the Partition ability of Ventoy and it still fucked me.

Oh and if the fucking USBweo thing wouldnt work I was planning on running a virtual machine to run a Windows environment to use the official USB creation tool to install the fucking image. And that was a whole other thing because I was partly doing that and I had to learn to utilize KVM

In the end I've been through so many Linux crashes and Windows blue screens that I'm done for the day.
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Necking these wokkles now. Might go full-scale tonignt x
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>>83216718
what did your last liver rest say?
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>>83216679
Caught a glimpse of that, not the ame without our Noel
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Ya'll niggas need to pipe downs x
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>>83216718
State of him. Like Jesus on the cross.
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>>83216674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU9FEUBPWt4
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Let's fucking goooooooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKJjNN3iSxI
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I miss her so much, but it's ok. She can take all the time in the world.
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>play geetarrr through my amp nice n loud
wowie i sound pretty good!
>play guitar with headphones plugged in
wowie i'm shit and want to kill myself
#justguitarthings
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thank you based fan editor.

totally forget the first Hobbit film ends just after they escape Goblin-town. what a stupid stopping-off point.
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>>83216664
>The Exegesis of Philip K. Dick

corrr this sounds like litkino. never actually read many of his post-schizo works.

glad he at least kept writing instead of ending up like that Pink Floyd fella. us druggies hate to admit it, but psychedelics can ruin your mind.
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ONLY ONE JIMMY MONTGOMERY

THERE'S ONLY ONE JIMMY MONTGOMERY
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Linux is by far the better OS. But it does require a bare minimum of IQ to use it.
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>>83216799
I saw the first one in cinema and I was like what, was expecting a one and done, didn't watch the rest till years later
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luv me nightcore
luv me pingers
luv me dolls
simple as
https://soundcloud.com/ju4nl0ve/party-in-da-usa-911-mix
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>>83216838
*tips hat*
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what am i wanking to tonite ladz
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>>83216866
you should wank to the thought of me kissing my girlfriend and my girlfriend kissing me and my girlfriend changing gear with her right hand while her left hand is on my thigh

cheers x
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Yeah
A few mates, weed in a car
That's how it starts, peer pressure
Bored, so we smoke weed in the dark
Til' we get munchies, sweet aromance
The youth club's shut like a door
It's a circle three-point one four
Go to a dealer, try and get drugs all alone
Inhale and then sleep on floors
Dre said go get high
So if there's no sex like she's tight
Hide from pigs, sell all on the shit
Or sit on her mates and get high like a kite
It's IQ vaccination but the TV already leaves you brainless
And pharmacists don't wanna cure you
They make money, business ain't for you
Unless you're the boss
They will never cure AIDS
I'm tryna gauge what Maggie Johnson's paid
What are we swallowing today?
I spit brave them emcees are dead John Wayne
I'm an emcee's pain paracetamol
I make them suicidal eat them all
Life ain't sweet at all
So we all drink ethanol
And take antidepressants
Like love it's a bad dependence
Fiending, the boss dresses you
Like a girl that's fake like a ride
The first eye is great but wait
The drop's always bigger than the high that you gain
Now you're addicted, tryna keep that high you made
The circle's made it's a game
And like the U.S
Soon there'll be no NHS
Imagine the cash the pharmacy gets
Never used to be any prescription victims
But now a hypochondriac's stressed
Like OCD there's big dealers
Going in hard like V for his penis
Sellin' E to believers
Use it fair like jeepers creepers
I'm parrin' your raps
When they say my bars are hard like smack
Girls think they're bulimic
And we think that we ain't lean enough to get gash
So many take steroids
Slimming pills if you think that you're fat
Every month there's a new virus scam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2erIApapX7s
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>>83216866
The thought of R and W going at it without protection
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5 sleeps until my next escort visit
Starting to have a good feeling about this one lads x
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>>83216878
>changing gear with her right hand
Is she American?
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Spaffed yet again me X
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What are we gonna do about the Helper problem
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>>83216882
Birth control for then asmr lasses. Seems to be a normal thing now.
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>>83216766
The only movie I ever rented from blockbuster
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>>83216929
Fuck off. Helper is a hero x
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>>83216929
Write to your local MP
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>>83216975
He tried to challenge Leeds lads to a fight when he was already on the spacker bus back to Sunderland
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Imagine being a cute asmr lass.
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>>83216826
It IS litkino, and a slow read. His and Tesla's are my favorite brains. They were incomparably enlightened and prescient superhumans.
It's full of essays like this:
https://montalk.net/cosmogony.html
Funny you mention Syd Barrett, he's actually another tragic genius whose preternatural talent interests me. Used to listen to this album all the time during my own psychedelic phase:
https://youtu.be/VaGRtH7h4oA
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Wudget tomorrow

Hope the rich, farmers and landlords get fucked over but the Labour traitors will probbaly screw over the working-class again x
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Might go shop for some wodka me x

Fuck the lot of ya x
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reddit is quite good for porn isn't it x
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>>83217025
Lost what tiny amount of respect I had for you tonight lad
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Landlords = greedy tory scum

Never forget x
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>>83217011
Imagine putting your penis into a cute asmr lass.
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>>83217036
not any more, lad. even with those Reddit frontends that debloat their terrible site, it's primarily OnlyFans shilling rather than amateur content for its own sake.

and i think they've removed user history or something. so someone posts anything good (not just porn) and you want to see more of their submissions? tough titty.
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cant believe they done SSM like that
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coco pops in a salad bowl oh ayeeee x
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>>83217000
Would make more sense to write to Helper's MP.
Btw in the budget tomorrow: no more luxury cars for disability liars. You will drive a Reliant Robin.
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>>83217036
It used to be. There were some subreddits I subscribed to which were a bit like /gif/, but for particular interests. People would upload short clips of exactly what people wanted to see based on niche interests (for me it was skinny women and pale raven-haired women).

Anyway, it got ruined about 5 years ago and now it's pointless. Ruined by OnlyFans whores. Pretty much the only posts now on every subreddit are a handful of whores who repost short clips of themselves to try to get people to subscribe, and they repost them across hundreds of subreddits until they basically killed it off as a place to find porn.
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>>83217049
I don't get a drop of pussy. These asmrtists are turning into fucking nasty bitches that are quite happy to take money from sad simping men. They are living life on easy difficulty and travel everywhere without doing any real work for society. I can only hope the nasty ones get very ill and feel the pain us sex starved lads go through every day.
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>>83217155
Cor, she looks like she needs access to my penis.
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Just got back from shop. Got wodka and ciggy wiggies. Garn full-scale tonight x
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>>83217201
Corr go on lad x
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>>83217155
Shagged better than that bint
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Wudget tomorrow. Watch the rich again, they always win. Kemi Badenoch wants to snuff out people on benefits so landlords can save money.
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When a person on benefits kills themselves it saves taxpayers money. Thus the Landlord benefits from our deaths. It's class warfare x
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>>83217190
I bet she has a BBC stretching her good every weekend.
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fuck off Bard. you're just some guy who shows up at the end. get out of the film, reeeeeee.
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The rich get richer, the poor get poorer.

Nothing ever changes. Evil greedy cunts always win because they are ruthless and know how to win x
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Just had me first tab for nearly a month there and it was heavenly x
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>>83217234
You know that Nigerian isn't in charge and has no power?
Labour has tried already to slash bennies. They're desperate to, because it's unsustainable. The country is broke, but they also promised not to raise taxes, so they'll compromise by a thousand microcuts. Expect everything to become slightly more expensive by extra taxes on every aspect of keeping yourself alive and eating.
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The rich make the poor face a million humilations then laugh about it. They suffer zero consequences. The rich take nearly no Ls. Very rarely and when they do they make it a big deal. Poor people lose all the time.
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>>83217279
Whites get poorer, blacks get wealth transferred to them. That's how our economy currently works. It's obviously unsustainable. Eventually, we won't exist, they'll have imported so many people from Africa and India that we'll just be living in Mogadishu crossed with Mumbai.
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>>83217306
What brand x
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Wealthy landlords need more help than homeless people x
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>>83217324
Rich people pay almost all of the taxes that pay for your bennies.
The top 1% of earners current pay 30% of the income tax. The top 10% of earners currently pay 60%.
Those people are fleeing because of Labour's tax policies. The end result is less tax revenues, so less money for benefits, so the UK goes into a doom spiral.
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>>83217220
Bet you have to use the latex sheathe.
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Maybe the tories are right. Maybe it's all the poor fault. Trickle down economics is right x

Give all your money to rich people then it trickle down x
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Welper on a mad one tonight corr
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>>83217358
Tories are not right either. We have 14 years of proof.
We need to stop and reverse immigration, that's all that matters.
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>>83217343

Good. I want the rich cunts to flee to America and Australia. Just proves they had to loyalty to this country in the first place. They're only here to make profit and nothing else. Poor people are here through good and bad times, the rich can fuck off whenever they want. Traitors.
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Get locked in for 8 hours of political drivel.
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>moves to America because the government raises taxes

Fuck off then you traitors. Off to America you go but don't expect us to conider you British anymore. You're a rootless capitalist parasite x
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What a surprise turkmong is a bbcmong
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asmr is sexual. End of.
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Necking them wodkas now x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
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>>83217306
1 white monsters nd a pack of marlboro red pwease
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>>83217403
And then your bennies dry up. No taxes, no money, doom loop of higher taxation, less workers, until the economy collapses.
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>>83217455

Having another tab now. Probably garn smoke the full pack tonight. In one of them moods x
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>>83217473
Pipe downs HHL is the president of Britain x
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Tab and a bag go like together like apple and cheese.
Gwarn lid, keep it Helper Style.
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>>83217473

Fair enough. I accept that. I will give up my bennies to see change in this country. I want the rich cunts to suffer. I want them to lose fucking everything for every person on benefits who killed themselves because of the DWP. It's class warfare now x
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This must remind her of BBC.
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Meh, was playing a game that was too hard and got to an unwinnable point. Didn't help that I'd been drinking, but the autosave happened in a stupid place.
Looked up how to win, basically need a minigun with full ammo, and the autosave happened where I had a few shotgun shots and lots of enemies still to fight whilst this fucking helicopter is shooting me with a timer where I automatically lose if I don't destroy the helicopter within about 30 seconds.
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Notice how they think they can control us because they control our bennies.

Fuck off ya tory cunts x
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SEASIDETRVTHNVKE
https://youtu.be/_Qdt3HmpryU
SEASIDETRVTHNVKE
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>>83217500
Hate vidyas that literally only have one autosave and no manual saving at all.
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>>83217492
Do you want communism? Because you wouldn't do well under that. You'd already dead, or at least first to the gulag.
It's on a profligate system of disgusting wealth that allows a society to pay you to drink and take drugs and do nothing. That's not normal, especially not in a cold country that doesn't have a harvest for months. It happens only by all these systems we have in place, which have become very flimsy because someone put a woman in charge of the finances.
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>>83217508
Hey faggot did you find anything nice in leeds?
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Woud rather be ruled by the rich than by the poor
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>>83217508
Tories aren't in government bro, and never will be again. They're on track for... 14 seats. LMAO
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>>83217545
>>83217545
>>83217545

Womfington new thread.
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>>83217531
Capitalist melt x
Pipe the fudge downs x
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i'm sorry but this Smaug looks like shit. voice is cool though.
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Not posting in the poop edition fuck off sicko
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>>83217574
if you quickly make a superior edish, i'll head there instead.

otherwise i'm off to the poo thread.



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