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Porn drive on the way out. Sad times.
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all aboard the spacker bus boys
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fuck that wee cunt who third partied me after I took down a bombadier solo
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>>83217531

Well, since rich Tory cunts want people like me to kill themselves to save them money, you know what, the commies don't seem so bad.
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#JusticeForSmaug

they did my serpentine scaly boi dirty.
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>>83217549
Straight to gulag. First in firing line after we take country. Useful idiot.
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>>83217598
fuck Smaug an absolute dragonegroid.
He deserve the PooThread
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>>83217591
Tories wouldn't ever kill you. They'd pay you benefits and encourage you to work by making work pay better than benefits.
Commies would just kill you. They'd take everything you own, and put you to work for no money, and if you didn't do what you were told, bullet to the head.
See: every time it's been tried. Inb4 this time it will be different.
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What's so fucking funny about that?
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>>83217615

I'm basing this off my own experience. Tory-run DWP sanctioned me back in 2016 and left me without any money for 6 weeks. I felt suicidal af. I had to go a food bank. Labour have been fucking amazing compared to the Tories. The Tories were pure evil.
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Middle-class tories and rich cunts will never suffer to same degree us bennie claimers suffered during the Tory years. They cry and moan and haven't even had a tiny dose of suffering yet. They are protected even by Labour.
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This evil piece of shit's government sanctioned me back in 2026. Six weeks without no money for food. When Tory mongs can compare Labour doing something to them on this level I'll listen to them until then fuck off no one cared when I was suffering x
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Elections have consequences, yet the rich cunts think they can just keep winnning. It's not right.
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>>83217637
The government doesn't decide any of that. You could be retarded.
Random civil servants and council workers who are the same will be working this stuff out, and you attributed it based on who was in charge at the time.

When I got my benefits cancelled due to a mistake of the government, and then made homeless (literally on the streets with nowhere to sleep) a Labour government did it. You can't just call up the Prime Minister. How stupid are you?
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I am sick of these asmr bints moaning about unwanted sexualised attention when they've got their fucking breasts out all the time. Hypocrites. I need to stop watching this sad slop.
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>>83217637
Haha I am glad they did that. First decent thing I have ever heard of the tories doing
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Thinking about being a sort of Craig Cloutier figure who is dedicated to getting HHL off benefits
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>>83217661
Thats not right x fk the tories x
>>83217701
Low vibration ahh x
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>>83217661
it's not 2026 yet future lad
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Tories want people on benefits to suffer

It's that simple. I will never forget that era. Us bennie claimers were blamed for everything. We were enemy number one.
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>>83217741
Fk that bald nonce x
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2026will be my year:) n.n
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FREE SEASIDE
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Kickstart dossers in to work scheme
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Off to beddinghams me X
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Minimum wage raise? No thanks. Not good enough. NEET life for lads like me that don't get pussy, a place of their own and a few weekends abroad every year. If sex isn't necessary for a man then so is not working. Women will pay for my mental health disability income in their comfy office jobs doing fuck all anyway.
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>>83217788
Me as well, but first a night time spliff.
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>>83217788
Loooooool thats a good1. Good night
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On that Britneygrind now

Let's get fucked up x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VK9_CfOLQ
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This is my era x

I will decide what is said in the chambers of power x
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BE PREPARED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WsZdDDQ8b0
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I'm going to lead this country into a bright new era ;-)
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I kind of feel like history has warned us about those like HHL for generations. He's a very dangerous individual. A Hitler tier risk.

Britain is in mortal danger,
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I came to Iraq on Sept 2 2024, I now I get 3,297.40 a month in neetbuxs (universal credit + PIP + council tax reduction + winter fuel). God bless the UK.
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Ramblings of a mad man. Just go to bed HHL
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Just about to wash me arse in the sink
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Put yourself in my shoes. I have never had a girlfriend, never worked other than a warehouse a long time ago, never left the country, never been away from parents...why the fuck would I want to go work? For what? I don't get to have relationships or sex. I don't get to enjoy my life. I don't want to make myself more miserable by working in some shit job like in a warehouse again. Fuck being a slave. There's nothing for me. No future. Fuck working.
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Laura hasn't replied to my insta DM yet
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You've seen fucking nothing yet.

The things I'm garn do. I caused Brexit and Trump x
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And as for women, they fucking hated me. No wonder I turned into a nasty person. That's what happens when a man like me doesn't get to experience sex. Why the fuck would I want to contribute to society?
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simply do not give a FUCK about this Battle of the Five Armies. was kind of done-and-dusted in the book. i don't care about any of these factions or the action the way the Lord of the Rings films managed.
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>>83217951
Too busy watching BBC.
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What do you want me to do? Starve to death?

Choke hold on the food chain. That's how they like it. They would deprive you and my family of food if they had their chance. In fact I heard I they want to starve us out in 2026.
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Toryboys on suicide watch x
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>>83217946
You are a Turkish mong with a pet camel
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And as for her, she can fucking get cancer. Nasty bitch wouldn't give a shit about a man like me.
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Remmeber lads
Maximum pressure on Rachel Reeves

Otherwise the Tories will win. This is our chance to strike back against the landlords, farmers and bankers.
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Real fucking mong hours
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>>83218012
No I'm fucking not. I live in this shithole surveillance country filled with browns and feminist women that get to do all the easy jobs. I'm glad to never contribute anything to it. Let it fucking rot.
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cant sleep, neighbour is next door crashing out screaming in jamaican gibberish. idk why but its been going on hours
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>>83218042
>No I'm fucking not.
You are
> I live in this shithole surveillance country
You live in Turkey
>browns and feminist women
You are brown
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Lowkey getting revolutionary vibes from HHL tonight.

End of an era x
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>>83217991
You live in an assisted care home. I highly doubt they would let you starve to death
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>>83218027
I would be on their side against you lad. Landlords are parasites on working people but at least they provide a place to live. You are a parasite who provides nothing. You alcoholic coward.
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Just washed me arse in the sink, it lush
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HHL is a fucking loser and you're all fucking losers. The rich always win ;-)
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>>83218058
Call pigs on the black bastard, tell them he's got a woman hostage or some bollocks, ring anonymous obviously
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>>83218094
Hahaha what a bizarre suggestion
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Take me down imma take eveeryone down x
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>>83218170
Is that a threat sunshine
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>>83218149
I am going to phone the police on HHL. I will tell them he has a woman hostage. I will make the call anonymously, obviously
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>>83218181

Aye it is a threat pal x
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>>83218181
Phone the police on HHL. Tell them he threatened you. Also tell them he has falsely imprisoned a missing woman, look up the details of a real missing person case and say he is involved. Do this anonymously obviously
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>>83217866
>2 years after Love Actually
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>>83218094
Seems like you touched a nerve lol
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Doesn't seem British to me x
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>>83218240
I'm not a grass lad
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>>83218273
Looks like I have touched a bit of a nerve with you lad
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I won't rest until HHL is behind bars
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>>83218256
Kek you joyless mong
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Oh dear he's fuming lol
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>>83218302
Looks like HHL and the Jamaican guy have touched a bit of a nerve clearly lol
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>>83218302

It;s not okay pal theu are .eaivingus x
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>>83218312
What was it that got you so angry lad? Did I dare to insult your precious black bastards?
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>>83218300
Why? I don't even know about any of the other stuff. I took like a 3 year break from 4chan
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PLEASE I'LL TAKE A FEW XXX
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>>83218327
Jamaican lads are making you look stupid, you will take a woman hostage or some bollocks to get back at them
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He';s gone ! GForget about this llosoer
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>>83218337
Ha. Looks like you will be taking a few tonight xxx
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>Hahaha
Followed by multi-post meltdown to show he's not angry lol
Always the same routine with this saddo
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>>83218358
Sorry that I made fun of your post lad
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what are all the lads zodiac signs then?
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He's still worked up, lol
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>>83218388
Trying to change the subject to prove you are not angry you saddo? Looks like you hit the next stage in the meltdown
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>>83218394
lol I noticed it too lad, he is spazzing out about zodiac signs now
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aye, didn't like that Hobbit film very much. and i feel like the fan edit did what it could to trim the fit. everything looks too sleek and glossy. horrible CGI and bloom like a first-person shooter game.

also why the hell wasn't it a U or PG? Star Wars has goodies-vs-baddies killing, main characters who die, and it's a U. imagine adapting The Hobbit and pretending it's not for children.
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>>83218401
not sure who you think i am but you seem troubled!
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Ooops he's a stone cold killer lmao x
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>>83218414
You are not fooling anyone lad. You are clearly very worked up. A bit of a nerve has been touched tonight, has it not?
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The little lad gets very upset if you talk about his blacks lol
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>>83218425
yeah i'm quite miffed. loved The Hobbit as a bairn.

will have to watch the Ralph Bakshi version some time.
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>>83218431
Lad I made fun of your post because it was an insane suggestion to made a false police report of a hostage situation. Not because it was about a nigger. Think you take 4chan a bit seriously. Most of the posts you have replied to are not even mine. Time for your meds and bed I reckon
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as you accuse me of being mad (which i am, verily so) please engage with me in on-topic discussion.

go on. as a little bonus. it'll get me SEETHING
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what other boards do you lot post on?
for me it's /int/ and /r9k/
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>>83218468
Just ignore him lad. He is on a mad one. Worked up because I took the piss out of him
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>>83218479
/tv/ mostly and occasionally /g/
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Ambient temperature in my house: 12.9 degrees C. I can't afford to heat it more because I have a job and my heating isn't free.
People think the situation they're in now where they can infinitely have the heating on for free is unlimited and forever, and they laugh about it.
A rude awakening is coming.
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>>83218522
Haha pipe down wagie
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>>83218479
mostly just /tv/ now and then. i popped into /g/ earlier, there was a 4chan bugs thread. i complained about how /f/ and /i/ no longer work (which is a crime against the internet).

i got muted for 10 minutes for 'complaining about 4chan'. shan't be visiting /g/ again.
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>>83218534
You think this situation lasts forever? It doesn't. One day you will know pain, and it will be soon.
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>knows the exact temperature of his house
>apparently too impoverished to afford heating

me, i just know the heating clicks on about 3-4am, and i'll receive a bill at some random point in the future (with a mystery number attached).
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>>83218522
Heating is not free for anyone lad.
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>>83218562
But some of us are paying for everyone else.
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>>83218554
One day you'll pipe down and it's today
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>>83218573
corrr anon-san laying down the law.
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>>83218522
No offence but you either need a better job or a more energy efficient place. Maybe both.
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>>83218573
Time is running out for you. When your bennies are taken away, don't come crying to me.
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>>83218591
Pay your taxes vile wagie scum x
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>>83218568
I doubt you are paying for anyones heating. If you are so poor you can not afford to heat your own place you must pay almost no taxes. I work and I am cozy and warm right now. Sounds like you are one of lifes losers de lad. Grim
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>>83218602
By definition I'm paying for everyone's heating due to my salary.
Since I know the direct connection between how warm the heating is and how much I pay, I choose to not heat my house to excessive levels and instead put a jumper on.
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>>83218618
>By definition I'm paying for everyone's heating due to my salary.
Since I know the direct connection between how warm the heating is and how much I pay, I choose to not heat my house to excessive levels and instead put a jumper on.
Aw diddums x
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>>83218618
>By definition I'm paying for everyone's heating due to my salary.
If your salary was high enough to pay enough tax that you're funding people's lives, you wouldn't be worried about heating.
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>>83218630
Are you the gay cat man? Who has schizophrenia and takes penises in his butt?
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>>83218637
Proof you've never had to pay for heating, benniemong.
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>oh you can afford to pay for it, so you don't care how much it costs, and will be willing to pay infinite amounts because you have money
This is what NEETs actually believe
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>>83218659
XB0X HUGE
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My neighbours got a maine coon ITs rly gorgeous nd magical looking.....Looks like a lynx
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>>83218692
PS3 HAS NO GAEMS
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https://youtu.be/SIcpg_pFbF8 snakes on tap n_n x
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>>83218704
Sounds like American things
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>>83218708
WAN MIRRION TROOB
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nostalgic internet posting with my crossfriend
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>>83218669
I said the same thing and I pay 250 quid a month on gas and electricity. I am not a loser like you
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>>83218737
Shitist so cash x
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Also robotunicorn game n_n
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>>83218747
Wow Mr Bahamas. Was it worth it?
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>thattoberg when you've tempered 2.5 energy drinks with 90mg of dihydrocodeine
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>>83218778
Iliked that when i drank coffees like 120mg nd a coffee when ave woke up in the morning Is the ticket ngl ave been craving coffee a bit because of the col dweather nd jst imagine having a Costa latte n stuff but n_n It was so hard to quit
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Miss double shot epresso starbux drink cold coffee drink frm tescosn.n
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oooh aye
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Me going to rockbottom on purpose bc i understand alchemy :x
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HHL is a wonderful person who should never be criticised. I post this of my own free will.
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zoomers won't appreciate this but for a while Line Rider didn't have the different line options or eraser tools.

you had to draw from right to left to make non-solid lines, that was the only distinction.
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>>83218761
I work from home so it is more than worth it yeah.
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>>83218829
What was the original bike physics game called that ws on miniclip,,I loved playing that in computng nd Bloons
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speaking of web games
>>83218820
>alchemy
https://neal.fun/infinite-craft/

only found this recently, i remember there were other sites like it but now i think it uses AI or something.

fun game is to think of a word like 'chocolate' and try to end up with chocolate.
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>>83218824
HHL is a good guy deep down. He is just a bit of a spacker with a lot of copes that rub people up the wrong way
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Ihave to sleep soon as Am meeting my church pals tomoz when I skipped it last week I did have a stomach ache though But yea.......Ngl with the weather nd my anxiety I would rather stay in the house but ill feel better for going......
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>>83218840
think there were a few, Happy Wheels maybe?

i remember Shockwave and Miniclip had premium games like "okay now go play the FULL version of this shitty platformer" mate who's paying for Flash games???
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this fucker had better be on Flashpoint.

i remember it was one of those games that used some Shockwave ADVANCED Flash thing, so years later even with Flash Player, it was hard to get working.
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>>83218834
The 175 pounds you spent on needless heating, I invested.
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i just want to play Tamale Loco: Rumble in the Desert I.
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>>83218857
https://youtu.be/zeuF2UuRWr8
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>>83218893
corrr fond memories of getting stuck on this.
also lol @ new YouTube autoplaying a Jordan Peterson video after this, for some reason (don't have an account or cookies).
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I get ready fr beddington now i fink wew aye so sleepy weepy init
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i remember everyone at my school got really into QuickSnooker because you could take turns and play snooker against someone else.

the dev's website for it is kinda sad. he's still working on it, 20+ years later. all the news stories are entries like "everyone downloads my game but nobody donates" and "got hit by ransomware again, lost loads of work".

i guess there are those people where projects are just never complete. Yandere Simulator will have more demos but will never be finished, the way a novel or a film is.
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>>83218924
good night, enjoy the church times!
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>>83218854
Hope that is a Catholic Church lad
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Life aint all cookies n cream lil fellax
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>>83218945
NIght friend take it easy
>>83218951
Yea it is
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mad to think it's cookies and cream here
Oreos are more like bourbons
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biscuits and brulee
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>>83218969
Good lad. Those Protestants do not even believe in transubstantiation. Well, most of them
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>>83218939
There was a good multiplayer pool on a site called omgpop that shut down then miniclip copied it and monetized it the cunts.
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For me, it was
>boxhead: the rooms
>worlds hardest game
>fantastic contraption
>impossible quiz
>imadeagamewithzombiesinit
>trial bike
>this is sand
>fancy trousers
>line rider
>interactive buddy
>pandemic II
>qwop
>ice breaker
>matrix bullet time fighting
>happy wheels
My form room in secondary school was an IT suite, always got a cheeky 10-15 mins on flash games after registration before 1st lesson.
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>>83219218
cor some quality selections there lad.

>>matrix bullet time fighting
oooh aye. remember the Madness Combat games? Madness Interactive was like the most advanced Flash game ever when it came out, felt like a proper game.

what was that fighting game where the characters were all Spyderman and Agent Smyth and stuff?
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Just seen crossy flying over my house in a UFO. Wow.
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>>83219579
HHL loves UFOs
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>>83219579
he's always doing that.
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still can't believe what seasidemark did to that girl
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Looks like HHL passed out again. Hope he is wearing a nappy.
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>>83219692
It was consensual and they were both adults
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>>83219719
Was it? Why was he paying her parents money to go out with her? He knew she had the mental capacity of a child but yet still persisted on dating her, don't you find that odd or unsettling?
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>>83219784
NTA but SSM is a vunerable person with disablities too. You wouldn't find it weird when two people with down syndrome would date, right?
>Why was he paying her parents
We simply don't know. We'd be just speculating.
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A shit fucking thread full of buckbroken wagies who slave for the machine for no pussy. Who have less money than the average benefits NEETchad and no apartment of their own. And who won't even read this post until maybe hours later because you're sleeping so you can make your cold, miserable commute to your morning shift. LOL!
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>>83219982
im on my way to work and read this post
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>>83219951
Oh fuck off with the disabilities thing we all know it's bollocks and you're taking the piss now. Also not speculation it's a fact listen to this phone call about Marie Healy mentioning that he paid monthly payments towards his parents at 18:40
https://youtu.be/nrYOJX6XGuA?si=t-KfS-ysAREE8ueM
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>>83220037
He has an offical diagnosis. You have never even met him. Why would you know better than a doctor?
>he paid monthly payments
We don't know what these payments were for though
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Little mong spastic genuinely believes that SSM has a disability. Oh mate. There multiple videos where he says he knows how to game the benefits system and where he's bragging that he's just done self harm to stay on benefits, all a con.
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>>83219719
ten years ago she said he needs to be reported for dating underage girls.
ten years later she is not underage (if she was then, hard to determine her age tbqh). so she's dating him, was she wrong about the underage dating? or did she get over it, she's fine with it?

disability and mental age is a tricky concept. like there are a ton of autistic anons on 4chan and /britfeel/, any partner they have, that's someone dating an autistic person. 'mental age' is a dated concept but some days i feel like i have a mental of 14 in terms of social/intellectual development (and general maturity). but i HAVE been shagged.
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GET THE DISABLEDS TOGETHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws

Alice clearly does not like Michael right away. later on she says she won't date him.

i wonder why.
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>>83220058
>Never met him
There's multiple videos where he's with people and they have never "smelled" or complained about anything, besides TMAU can be reduced by avoiding certain foods and fed meats. Mark knows this but chooses not to do so to game the benefits system. If you had a brain you could see that it's bollocks.
>We don't know what these payments were for though
So you haven't watched the video then? Thought so. He apparently had to pay 100 pounds a month to her parents which he called "board" payments even thought he didn't live with her and drove 6hours to Scotland just to see her.
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>>83220087
>TMAU can be reduced by avoiding certain foods and fed meats. Mark knows this but chooses not to do so to game the benefits system.

hmm. if i stop using my rosacea cream my face flares up and i am treated worse by society. but that might benefit, say, a work capability assessment.

>>83220087
>He apparently had to pay 100 pounds a month to her parents which he called "board" payments even thought he didn't live with her and drove 6hours to Scotland just to see her.
is that what he's on about with saying he always 'treats' her? i assumed that was just the phone.
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>>83220063
>>83220037
Does HHL have a genuine disability?
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>>83220121
he claims it's autism.

but he's also trying to for an ADHD diagnosis. in usual tee-hee way. i do not think he has ADHD. i do not think he has autism, even.
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discussing wether a youtube personality has a disability or not at 5 am on a weekday
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>>83220063
Ableist mong he has tmau
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>>83220149
Battle of the spastics
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>>83220144
So you know better than the doctor who diagnosed him?
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>>83220166
i know HHL, and i know the adult autism test. other anons do too (IQ test, how to make a cup of tea, read a storybook).

whatever diagnostic criteria he fits, i know HHL as a character well enough to know he could fake his way through that. but i don't know if he has a diagnosis.
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>>83220144
there is obviously something wrong with him, one doesn't simple get put in a spacker home without reason
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i saw a couple of mudcrabs a few days ago
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>>83220197
He does have a diagnosis. So tl;dr you do think you know better than the doctor. Where did you get your medicine degree?
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>>83220203
awful creatures, i try to avoid them whenever i can
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>>83220201
in his videos he comes off a bit slow, that's true.

but the dude's a massive fucking liar. if he has [anything] disorder, it's narcissistic personality disorder.
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I don't recall using teleportation, but there I was. Alone. Naked.
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>>83220217
we have no emperor, and no hair
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>>83220220
>but the dude's a massive fucking liar. if he has [anything] disorder, it's narcissistic personality disorder
The psychiatrist with a medical degree who diagnosed him diagnosed him with autism though, not narcissistic personality. You know better than them yeah?
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>>83220260
>You know better than them yeah?
Yes
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>>83220260
i'm not saying i know better than them. i'm saying i know Sean.

put it this way:
if you knew someone robbed a shop, and the best police/forensics team in the world had ruled them out as a suspect, that's not saying "ooh, i know better than the world's top detectives", is it?
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>>83220291
>i'm saying i know Sean.
Have you ever met him personally?
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>>83220289
>Yes
You a psychiatrist or GP?
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he can (and will) hide behind the troll/joke defence. but HHL is actually going to go for an ADHD diagnosis. the answers he gives will not be truthful, they'll be the ones to get the diagnosis.

time was, differential diagnosis meant you couldn't have both autism and ADHD. if that remained true, i guarantee you HHL would not currently be seeking an ADHD assessment.
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>>83220291
You think you "know" someone enough to medically diagnose them from britfeel posts?
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>>83220307
we understand psychiatrists diagnose. that's not what we're doing.

we're saying HelperLad is lying. because he is.
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>>83220320
That's your opinion, personally until you demonstrate your credentials and expertise l'll trust the doctors over you if that's alright
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With ADHD you could still work though no?
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>>83220327
fair enough, i don't have those credentials or expertise. i have trained and worked in mental health, but you're quite right i can't professionally diagnose someone, that would have been a referral.

you know when someone was in a car accident, and they wrote somewhere that they had whiplash, even though you know they didn't? despite you not being a GP or spinal surgeon? this is like that, anon.
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It's pretty simple. There's a doctor who diagnosed him as autistic. There's an anonymous poster on 4chan at 6am who's never met him in person telling me he's not autistic. With a binary choice I can only go with one so I'll go with the doctor.
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>>83220340
yeah but something like PIP goes off the points system. they ask for evidence and i assume a diagnosis helps, i'm not sure if it's transparent how?

you could write all the right things in the boxes with zero physical or mental diagnoses, right? they could even be true. do they ask you to go get proof?
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>>83220347
>i have trained and worked in mental health
lol at best you would have been like a toilet cleaner compared to a psychiatrist or else you would have mentioned it already. But it's never occurred to them somebody could fake a test. Nice one clever clogs.
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>>83220356
this is ruling out another participant, Helper himself.

i'm saying he lies, lad. quite frequently. in fact he's lied about actual health problems. bouncers have injured to the point he's lost sight in one eye, and been unable to breathe properly.

right as rain the next day.
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>>83220373
And? He can talk shit online and also be autistic.
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Sean obviously doesnt have autism but he is also clearly not fit for work. The doctor probably realised this too. He knew that HHL would never be able to hold down a job or contribute in any meaningful way to society. So they came up with a fake diagnosis as a way to fix the problem. The DWP don't have to deal with a hopeless case and Sean gets in return a somewhat dignified existence.
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>>83220365
of course. i'm not shifting the goalposts or something, i'm staying put.

but as part of my degree and training/work i read the DSM and ICD, i've worked with autistic people. Sean-kun is NOT someone i would refer to whatever professional/MDT would handle the possibility of autism.
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>>83220385
Is that what the doctor did yeah? You a mindreader now as well?
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>>83220391
So? Are you not capable of being wrong? Obviously someone did refer him.
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>>83220396
I don't know what the doctor did. This is my guess what happenend. Are you thick?
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but above all, i am a master in HHL lore. and that is a qualification i will defend without shame or humility. an anon linked a random Sunderland video, i recognised a pub as one of HHL's. i'd recognise his brother in the street.
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>>83220402
you put it on me, for some reason anon. again, it's not my responsibility. but it WAS my responsibility to refer something like that.

more broadly, i more-often-than-not know autism when i see it. i do have experience in this field.

>Are you not capable of being wrong?
of course. but in this instance, i am not.
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>>83220409
So you're talking bollocks, got it.
>>83220412
Parasocial mong
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>>83220412
Did you know that there was a fire yesterday in the beehive?
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>>83220420
> i do have experience in this field.
Which is what? Interested in what makes you more qualified to recognise autism than the various doctors, CPNs, counsellors, care home staff, psychiatrists who've met Sean along the way. If only you were there to educate them eh.
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what cracks me up about this is that HHL isn't even ITT any more, he stopped ranting and passed out about four years ago.
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>>83220437
no. dreadful stuff.

HHL said he wouldn't be back there, anyway. he doesn't like them at the Beehive. in fact...maybe...
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>>83220443
>Four years
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>you don't get it I've watched a chris chan documentary and skimmed a pdf of the dsm
Think you need testing yourself lol
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>>83220456
nice catch mongboy! meant 'hours'.

>Four
??? i didn't say this.
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strange to confuse hours and years, weird mistake to make imo
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>>83220487
aye, just sleepy. both constant-vowel-vowel-r-s words to do with duration, innit.

speaking of which, Wordle time.
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Reckon HHL's skin is incredibly soft
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>>83220521
allegedly he moisturises with the tears of children, to regain a youthful complexion.
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You were talking bollocks and you got a spanking haha. Well deserved.
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>>83220599
you should see the mongboy.jpg poster up above.

he called out my mistake, and made one of his own.
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Early morning guard hoisting the britfeel to the top after a hiatus
Midweek lads. I hope you all encounter crushing sadness.
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too many mongs at work, cba
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>>83220815
>I hope you all encounter crushing sadness.

yeah, well, i wish you HADN'T hoisted the thread with this. it's a saddening thing to read ;_;
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>>83220521
rubs spaff in, so I hear
his and others
his reported drug use is all fake
his procurement extends only to ready meals
and even then his mummy makes them
ps he is also adopted
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Wordle today is HOVEL
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>>83220825
Are you crushed with sadness?
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>>83220867
i got the O and E on turn 2, but it took me until turn 5 to get it. oh my days.
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>>83220871
i have been demolished by despair ;_;
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They're doing this to me at the jobcentre today!
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>>83220867
Now do the german wordle
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Me? Want the chore sex with the wife to go away
Karen domination I need a vacation corrrr
>>83220356
I am autistic on this psychedelic drug is all. One hit and I am on autistic simulator for the day. Completely. I am actually a leucotomied tripolar 'genius' and medicated so you cannot tell. I just act quiet and have been given the book twice. No worm autism on me, just thoughts disorganized and icy to my wife from thought disorder.
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horrible beastie bastard he is
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>>83220940
He RSPB memba though.
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>>83220929
cor, got there in the end
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>>83220884
Can I make you a cuppa?
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>>83220936
u ok brav
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>>83220929
LACHS is Wordle Deutsche for today
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>>83220960
>>83220986
pleasantly surprised that we have big brain lads here, well done to both of you
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>>83220947
Helen removed all pics of him and them together off her facebook. His life in tatters and that's a good thing.
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Only 4 days to my next escort visit lads
Shall be giving my balls a good shave this evening
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>>83221048
no need to shave, lad, its a prozzie not your gf/wife, you dont need to impress her
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>>83220978
Need me weed today, simple as. Then I be numb to the reality of loss of leucotomy. Abuse Stacy reels in disapproval so I'm right on the verge of white lightning and dumb as hell. Bloody depression is a losing battle of wanting everything fixed and receiving nothing but Amsterdam the norm, but for now I'm alright.
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less 'Royal Society for the Protection of Birds' and more 'Royal Society for the Predation of Chicks'

if you catch my drift
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These are the worst threads on 4chan, it's just 5 indians endelessly replying to each other about nothing.
Except the occasion 1 to 2 replies to someone like me calling them out for having a shit thread
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>>83221085
>it's just 5 indians endelessly replying to each other about nothing.
it's really not. you get to know the regulars, even anonymously.

lurk more.
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>>83221085
Shut it mongboy. Dont like it? you know where the door is.
>>>/r9k/
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>>83221085
im not an indian
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>>83221090
>>83221091
>>83221098
3 more weeks until your government bans you from using 4chin
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>>83221101
im not a brit either
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>>83221101
nah, not how it works.
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

if 4chan doesn't comply with Ofcom's requests (which of course, it doesn't have to) then i guess they can issue a court order to our ISPs to block 4chan, same way they block The Pirate Bay, etc. that'll take months.

anyway if you hate Indians so much, go ask Team 4chan to range ban them. wouldn't be the first time 4chan has banned an entire country.
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>>>/g/107301354
thought this was interesting. if it's a true story (all posts are true) the admin of a moderately large forum managed to restore it to its former glory. corrr.
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>>83221138
/g/ is a nonce board
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Gotten up me X

Womfy that
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>>83221151
yeah they're all into Linux.
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HHL has an IQ of 12
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Skipped dinner yesterday and now I'm hungry af but lunch is still far away. Life is suffering.
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>>83221067
I want her to suck my testicles though
I assume escorts give more for guys who are hygienic
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>work email asking me to arrange a meeting
>about a pre-meeting
>about another meeting
local government in a nutshell
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>>83221458
put your balls in warm water, feels the same
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>>83221412
Dont panic anon, I have the solution to your issue. I don't think it's known of over here yet, but, have you heard of this new fad called breakfast?
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>>83221501
At work and not allowed to eat atm.
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>>83221507
That sucks. Are there any vending machines you could raid when pretending to go to the toilet? Or even pretend to go to the toilet and nip to the shop?
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do 'jobs' really not allow you to eat when you want?
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>>83221524
Only the shite ones
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>>83221523
There is a vending machine but everything in it tastes like plastic.
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Just woke up on couch me. What the actual fuck had some mental dreams. Back now thoughs x
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>>83221543
Massive alcoholic with a tiny brain
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>>83221524
Yep, they give you set feeding times. They are right bastards employers are. I used to work in a factory for nestle, and we had to pay for coffee from a vending machine. Not like nescafe exists and there's tonnes of the shit made yearly.
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Lets fucking goooooooooo x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
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Got me tabs
Got me wooze

It all tax payer funded. How it should be x
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work sounds terrible. i don't see why anyone would go.
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Tories like Kemi Badenoch want me to kill myself but I'm still alive.

Waheyyy fuck the rich x
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>>83221485
Email them back, and ask them if they could fax the request through.
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>>83221584
They trick you. Ever job interview I've gone to there's always been fit birds there handing out pop n crisps, and you think yeah this could be the job for me. Then come start day, it's a bunch of men inna factory. It shouldn't be allowed desu.
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>>83221580
Multiple day bender on the cards?
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Tories punished us NEETs for 14 years. Time for a little payback but Labour don't have the wollocks to do it.
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>>83221588
rape the rich
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>>83221588
Imagine being naked on a cold floor while these two kick you in the balls with their pointy high heels while they laugh at your weak body
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>Labour
>workers party
>doing anything for NEETs
They've tried to go after bennies already. Rightly so IMO, there's too many taking advantage.
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HHL shouldnt be on benefits. He can work.
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Necking this VK nows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkyNqGsfJdM
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>>83221622

Alri pipe down Kemi x
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wash me arse in the sink de lads
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Americans think because they have the most money they run the world. Sick and twisted x
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>>83221622
This. He's obviously grifting the system and needs to be thrown out on his arse.
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The Chinese and Indians don't offer chsnge. They just want to be the new Americans. Money corrupts x
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Hey everyone

Fun is not what we're for x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M
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I understand. I'm upset too x

But sadly... the bad guys they don't think like us x
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>>83221668
>>83221671
>>83221681
>>83221688
Why not put down the alcohol, get a job, and settle down with an Indian girl? Your liver is going to fail eventually and the nigerian care home workers won't be able to save you
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We all have the same goals x
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>>83221697
HHL prefers older, overweight white women
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>>83221622
You're right he should be working and claiming benefits. Benniemaxxing
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>>83221701
Wonder if Lolly ever thought about HHL in a sexual way
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Freedom comes at a price x

Everybody just calms down x
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DON'T GO INTO THE LONG GRAAAAASSSSSSSSSS X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr1MvzAr26E
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>>83221709
>Freedom
You're not even allowed to move out of the spacker home though
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Wonder if HHL is still anti semiotic
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HHL get this through to your thick skull, you are not one of us
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Anyone else remember when HHL got doxed and his mum got involved
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HHL is a pick me troll
Add to filter and life is much betterer
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It's a Kemi Badenoch world now

Poor people suffering x
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Let's cut benefits so landlords can buy more houses x

Landlords have been struggling. Who gives a fuck about homeless or people garn food banks. Landlords need MORE money x
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WE DEM BOYZ

HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q
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Leeds won. HHL the coward ran back the spacker coach with his tail between his legs.
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Doing another sickday today, probably should return to work tomorrow but will obviously be WFH since I'm contagious probably. Wonder how I'll make the most of my last day of freedom? I'll probably stay in bed and shitpost while listening to harry potter audiobooks. I already did a dog walk and ate porridge so that counts as a morning's achievement I'm sure. Just gonna enjoy my coffee and take it easy.
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You lads have got until 12:30 to short the pound
This budget will be disastrous
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>>83221809
How the fuck do I short a pound lad?
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>>83221763
Can't work without a fucking home these scumbags don't get that.
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>>83221819
Buy some dollars
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Can't work if I don't get access to fanny. Sorry!
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>>83221823
Like online? I'm not going to the bureau de change like some sort of 90s tourist.
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Landlords always win
The rich always win
The royal family always win

Evil always wins x
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Ruth's Dad watching the budget praying that Reeves doesn't tax pubs more
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>>83221829
Well you could buy a stablecoin instead yeah
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>>83221842
Ok if I've got 500 quid hanging about and a coinbase account, what's your recommendation?
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>>83221830
Homes in Sunderland are incredibly cheap. How come your parents don't own one?
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>>83221850
put it all on bIack
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>>83221850
Get monero so you can buy drugs online
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just invest in drugs coins.

and by 'invest in' i mean give me the coins.
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How can we get single mums back into work?
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>>83221861
I already do that but I have to limit my monero purchasing because otherwise I just spend it all on drugs. I'm what some people refer to as a "drug addict" so I have to make it as inconvenient as possible to acquire drugs.
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>>83221869
Need some men to step up, simple as
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Home owners are Tory-coded cunts
They want to snuff out people on benefits so they have money for their Cash ISAs.

MONEY MONEY MONEY

That's all they think about. Money obsessed cunts. They're not even human anymore. They are so obsessed with money it's tragic x
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>>83221840
Going on bbc news again to complain about muh taxes.
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14 year conservative Reich and its fucking liebour who are gonna cull benny mongs kek. Voted for their own downfall ha ha ah ah ah
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>>83221878
She needs to step up, get to the gym and stop relying on the government paying for her sprogs. The daughter is probably on OF now.
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Why does HHL continue to drink after he wakes up from being passed out?
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>>83221896
Walcoholism
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Contributing to society doesn't make sense for me. I am much better off claiming benefits for mental health. What insane person would want to to slave 8 hours a day in a factory or warehouse for minimum wage? Women don't so why should I? I don't think it's fair for men that don't get sex to have to work.
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>>83221896
I'm agreeing with everything he's saying though. About time someone give the rich cunts a bollocking. Typical it's a unemployed mackem to finally speak the truth.
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>>83221903
Last time water touched your body below the neck?
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>>83221903
I'm on the same page. Literally what is the incentive for me to work if I'm not getting the one thing that men biologically crave? The teleology of our existence is denied to us, so yeah no sorry I'm not going to slave away doing shit to contribute taxes to perpetuate the system immiserating me.
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Had a good idea that I will action when I'm a bit older.
Basically want to rent a storage place and fill it to the brim with piss bottles.
I wouldn't need to move them in all at once, it could be an ongoing project.
I'd like to leave behind an entire room full of piss. I think the idea of some poor wagie having to clean it up after I die would almost make dying tolerable.
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Having another tab me x

I said what I said x
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>>83221914
I don't know lad. I don't feel that dirty. I'm too depressed to wash every day.
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>>83221937
It's time to smoke the smokers desu
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They say I'm a loser

Rather be a loser tha money obsessed tory scum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
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>>83221927
Yes society just needs to accept this as a valid disability. It clearly affects the mental health. There's no way I can see myself ever working again. I never get to have fun by working. At least by not working, I know I am giving nothing back.
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>>83221951
This sounds like a cope imo
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toast and smoked salmon for breakfast
bit of an aristocrat me
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>>83221869
Put her daughter on OF
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Garn shop for some more wodka me x

Fuck it garn danny boy mode nows x
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>>83221980
Cheeky bag on the cards?
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>>83221986

No wags. Just alcohol today x
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>>83221914
I have lower carbon emissions. There is no need to wash every day. It's a silly thing J&J want you to do so you buy their cleaning products.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/jun/20/the-no-wash-movement-would-you-wear-underpants-for-a-week-without-cleaning-them
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bit of an anal aristocrat me
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Quite the grey mouse-adjacent phenotype, isn't it
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Fuck Amerikkka x

Money obsessed cunts x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59H3_8oCqic
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>>83221972
that's probably her only talent at 18 sadly. I doubt the mother cares what she does.
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>>83221994
I guess this is why I am only becoming mature at 36 nearly. Too late now to grow up now. My development was slower than most.
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Ingested some delisharse goulash just now me X

Sating was it not
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>>83221980
When will your handlers step in and put an end to this nonsense?
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Nothing ends.

I have hit the self-destruction button and you're all coming to hell with me x
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>>83222034
Me and crossy are going to heaven x
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Lunch in 15. Corrrrr. Finally.
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>>83221994
>>83222010
yeah how is this lady a doctor? she's younger than me. silly BBC, you got the captions wrong.
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New laptop coming today. Downgraded to a 13 inch screen for comfort but doubled me ram to 16gb and a newer Ryzen 7 processor. So get in there.
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>>83222075
Ideal for watching CP
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>>83222075
>Downgraded to a 13 inch screen for comfort but doubled me ram to 16gb

cor you're like the lass in Death Note who gets the name powers.
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i meant to sleep after thinking i could go to the supermarket at 7am but then i felt tired and i did not sleep and now it's 11am i should be asleep
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>>83222074
PhD not medical
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Can't stand having a boomer boss. He is so fucking stupid.
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IT'S BUDGET DAY

IT'S BUDGET DAY
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quite the CAPTCHA on that last posting. never going to top that, i reckon.
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>>83222092
are you the laddington who was going to have a pina colada and wank off, or whatever it was?
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>>83222075
Hopefully GNU/Linux is immediately being put on there. Windows scans all your files in the background and checks them against hashes for "security reasons". Edge also sends all your browsing history to Microsoft to "improve your browsing experience".
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Me? Never had a pina colada in my life
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wonder if anyone's ever won those 'Loo of the Year' awards not because of thorough cleaning, but because people just left them clean.
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>>83222101
No. I do have unopened cognac bottle which I may crack open
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>>83222102
Fuck off with that nonce shit you mong
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>>83222107
Yeah she probably just cleans shit from middle class establishments. Doubt she'd ever have won if she were cleaning kfc in birmingham.
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>>83222103
not sure i've ever had one in a bar or on holiday. one day i just decided 'you know what, i'm making pina coladas' and went out and bought all the ingredients. quite nice.
although, there are three different foodstuffs called 'coconut milk' and nobody seems to agree which is the one that goes in pina coladas.
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Just got back from shop

Got a wokkle of wodka

Let's get fucked up x
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>>83222109
With AI built-in to Windows 11 now, it wouldn't surprise me if some innocent family's bathtub pics get flagged. Already happened with Google Photos. I would not trust Windows in any capacity nowadays.
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>>83222111
if the posh distillery does food, maybe some of the toffs take their bairns. or someone with a learning disability.

who knows, maybe it's like how men's toilets are cleaner then women's toilets (they are) and there's some paradoxical surprise. e.g. rich people EXPECT peons to clean up after them, so they intentionally shit on the walls. some peasant will clean it up, after all. tehehe.
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I get that we need people to clean toilets, but what is there to be proud of? Nobody should work all their life cleaning toilets. That's just incredibly depressing to me. She's probably never left town other than for work contracts.
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you hear about toffs at Oxbridge-type places who go round smashing pub windows because father will pay for the damages. little Tobias gets to feel like a proper rapscallion for an evening.
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>>83222102
No idea how Linux works, lid. Doesn't it have huge compatibility issues like Windows on Arm and Macs? Seems like a headache. I try to unbloat windows as much as possible.
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HHL it's coming
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>>83222119
Best coco milk option is the tins, as they've got the cream all mixed in. Wack the whole thing in a blender with some fresh pineapple, squeeze of lime and a fuck load of rum and ice and you're laughing. Remember getting hammered on them during COVID lockdowns, just sitting on the grotty concrete outside my flat in the blazing sun. Not a bad way to spend a day.
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Truman Show 2017 vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7pMggPnug
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>>83222136
cba to read the article tbqh but i sometimes like cleaning, and i get the satisfaction of having cleaned somewhere, even toilets.

few mates started a shop, i'd muck in just to help them out (sometimes for free food or even cash-in-hand). they were squeamish about cleaning the customer toilets, i just did it. there was pizza in it for me (the work, not the toilet)
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>>83222127
>innocent family's bathtub pics
Only wronguns take bathtub pics desu
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>>83222148

Based Rachel.

Hopefully she stands up for us today and not the money hoarding landlords x
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>>83222142
It's generally very good these days, except maybe for Nvidia. I could take the drive out of a new system, pop it into a twenty year old system (as long as it is 64-bit) and it would all work still thanks to the incredible monolithic Linux kernel. It's a lot easier to set up than Windows. No forced Microsoft account sign-in either, where there is an increased risk of files you don't want going into OneDrive.
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>>83222156
yeah i went with the tins in the end. actually cream. coconut milk the drink, no. those cartons, more like thick concentrate.

some people swore it had to be this specific brand of sweetened coconut extract but fuck it the stuff you use for curries is absolutely fine. it all blends.
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>>83222161
I remember a lad here really enjoyed cleaning the girls toilets at a college. I guess it's an appealing job to some with perks.
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This wudget is basically greedy landlords vs everyone else x
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you know how people have those apps on their phone that can measure things with the camera?

can AI/apps detect the length of a still image of a penis? should small-penis-havers be worried?
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>>83222169
I always disable all the OneDrive bollocks anyway buddy. I don't really have anything to hide. Well, maybe some of the VNs would be considered banned under UK law for extreme gore and sex. And some of the manga is probably a bit fucked too. You may have a point there, Linuxlad...
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Seriously, removing the cap on child benefit will only encourage dosser slam pigs to pump out more gremlins.
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>>83222168
>>83222176
we just took away the landlords' right to kick tenants out for no reason.

they'll be wanting something, HelperLad. maybe the introduction of in-contract rent increases. that's what i'd be offering them, if i was an MP.
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>log into Office and it's just Office and that's that
>Windows decides no that's now my Microsoft Account for Windows

fuck off it's a computer next to someone, everything is 'local'. any data is offline until the user puts it online.
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>>83222202
just bolstering their core voter base lad, that and browns.
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I trust I can put my faith in Britfeel for a calm and collected analysis on the budget?
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>>83222233
we have our top reporter, HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN, on the case.
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Corrrrrr! 88 Films new Japanarchy announcements are brilliant.
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>>83222202
It's a subsidy to Muslims to continue breeding more Abdullahs with their cousins.
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>>83222167
Yeah it's weird. There are so many other moments you can have without needing to take photos of them in the bathtub or at the beach (parents let their kids run around with no clothes on often...cringe). Tell them to delete as some pajeet at google is probably saving them. They say I'm just ridiculous but Google, Microsoft and Apple can see everything stored in their data centres.
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Ruthmong's dad absolutely blasting this classic throughout the whole ziggurat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW5dFlKwzAw
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>>83222233
HUGABADGAA
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>>83222205

Should have happened years ago. Think of all the people who killed themselves when David Cameron, Theresa May, Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak were calling the shots.

The rich evil cunts no nothing but getting their own way. Even a slight loss they'll go mental because they're so used to winning x
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>>83222258
What the fuck is this? Never heard of it. You must be foreign.
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>>83222275
Your dad loves it lad
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>>83222254
>parents let their kids run around with no clothes on often...cringe

as much as I'M a shy freak with the Never Nude trait from The Sims, i don't want society to get weird about shit like this. it's just kids running around playing on the beach.

Britain is somewhere in the middle of the US and mainland Europe on this one. and tbqh the Europeans have the right idea (except for that short swimming trunks requirement on French beaches, that's weird).
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Landlords need more money
Universal Credit should be scrapped

Send all money to landlords x
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So we've gone from Ruthmong working in a security hut, to him living in Canterbury, to him living in Hastings and now to him living in Turkey. Which is it?
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What's she got in her red box
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ohhh the France thing is because looser swimming shorts spread more bacteria from your knackers. so men HAVE to wear Speedos.

still. don't like it.
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>>83222283
Hopefully you kill yourself soon desu
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>>83222286
It's the latter lad. He let the game away by posting on /int/ from a Turkish IP.
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>>83222287
HHL's apu's
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>>83222275
Ruthmong I am disappoint you do not remember my favourite song, I play to you every day when you baby. So much promise, so much sadness.
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>>83222287
A 12 inch black dildo, it goes places her husband can't
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Extra 100 a week on basic PIP in the budget.
(In our dreams)
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>>83222222

>>83222286
He runs a somewhat successful kebab stall in Turkey. Quite popular with the locals.
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backpay me for doing A-levels. it wasn't compulsory then. i went into school 9-3.30 every day when i could have been signing on.
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It is 1994 and you are 18 years old at a rave somewhere in the country. You have just come off ecstasy and are thinking about definitely maybe buying the new Oasis album everyone is raving about. You have no anxiety about sex, money, global financial collapse, immigration, student debt. The internet is just an idea you heard someone talk about once.

Would you go back anon?
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>>83222323
Of course. Even SSM was living the life in the 90s with a hidden disability.
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>>83222323
Yeah but truthfully I'd just choose to never have been born at all x
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90s raves. Britpop. Goths. Ecstacy. Trainspotting. Four Weddings and a Funeral. Shagging was easy. Music was so important. Everyone watched Top of the Pops and knew what was in the charts that week. It was the talk of the town.
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>>83222323
yeah that'd be sick. good time to be that young, lots of cool shit on the way as you go through your 20s. even if you get really into computers, you CAN'T have a screen occupying your attention all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIW4HMl81hw
Sony put PlayStations in rave clubs. can't be a children's toy if it's in a chillout room, can it? (top tier marketing.)
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>>83222336
I remember being a kid in the 00s and would watch TOTPs with the parents. They seemed to care about music a lot more than me. By the time I was a teenager after the iPhone hit TOTP was taken off air and teens began to care about music less and less year by year.
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Just been sick me x
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What the fuck is wrong with asmr girls? She literally thinks this is violence. Mental. They get all the attention from men all over the world, yet they think they are victims to men. They are quite happy to take men's money and travel all over the world with it. She's lucky. She'd kill herself if she had to do real work for society like men. I wish I could have that privilege of just getting up and moving to another country at like 20. Life on easy mode, complaining bitch.
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>>83222343
>Just been sick me x
Proof?
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>>83222323
>You have just come off ecstasy
>You have no anxiety

Unlikely
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Listen man

I won x

I didn't kill myself. Kemi Badenoch and her rich cunts want me to kill myself. It's a game to them.

But I didn't x

I won x
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>>83222343
Time for some slop de lad x
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>>83222336
imagine everything just being ephemeral. not even talking about crimes here, just everyday social occurrences. fights, embarrassments, mistakes. the only record is in people's memories.
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>>83222351
Bint who makes videos of herself whispering into a mic is a narcissistic drama queen cunt, shock horror
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>>83222370
Violent crime was far far higher in the 90s uk. We just do not remember shit because nothing was filmed. Things were far more violent we just never saw it if you were not part of it. English Football hooliganism was mad and now it is basically non-existent.
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Got that Aldi Coffee Stout in the fridge ready for the budget. Get in there.
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>>83222379
House burglary was way more common and junkie scum too, don't see many of them around these days, probably die off faster thanks to fent, my parents got burgled loads in the 90s living in various shitholes, I have this faint memory of some coppers stood in the living room lol
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https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/disgraced-newcastle-church-treasurer-caught-32942667
>Disgraced Newcastle church treasurer caught in child sex chats sting by his own daughter

quite the news story, this.
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>>83222379
>English Football hooliganism was mad and now it is basically non-existent.

good point. i grew up with the tail end of this, stories about 'firms' and big fights and all that. like any match could turn into a mini-riot, or there'd be basically-gangs in the pubs.

now you never hear about it.
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All those people who suffered under Tory rule. Many killed themselves. There's no fucking justice. Evil always wins x
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>>83222377
Mid looking bint who sexualises herself for views wonders why she attracts pajeet creeps and gymcels. Shocking, indeed. Maybe it's time she retired so she can go travel all over the world again, while men do all the real work for society.
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>>83222398
Thanks, I wrote it.
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>>83222405
Millwall still try to keep it going even now. They always start shit at every away game.
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>>83222415
great work, Rob.

although
>The defendant told told her he was 53 years old
bit ironic in a story about the man's poor grammar, that.
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ASMR causes me physical pain. :(
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Wish I had a girlfriend but I'm not a millionaire.
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God I hope Ruth didn't receive disgusting requests. It's probably why she became an alcoholic and left.
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HelperLad are the Seaburn Casuals still around?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seaburn_Casuals#Altercations_with_the_Newcastle_Gremlins
was the talk of the north east, this. sounded like a daft playground rumour.
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>>83222413
Shame you didn't kill yourself yet
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>>83222433
Famously only millionaires have girlfriends these days
>>83222434
She's not an alcoholic. She drinks a normal amount. She stopped doing ASMR because she was being stalked by a Turk
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>>83222434
Does her mate still make vids?
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>>83222434
>Suitable for Vegetarians & Vegans

why are vegans bothered by isinglass, but they'll drink a bottle of live yeast?
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Making about a grand a day these days.
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>>83222438
>On 2 April 2003, about 95 fans were arrested when around 200 fans of Sunderland and Newcastle clashed in Sunderland city centre before an England UEFA Euro 2004 qualifying match against Turkey in the city.
Kek
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>>83222379
See this is the thing. We hear and see all the London drill black yout stabbings and shit because it all goes on social media. Content.

80s and 90s violence in places like Glasgow, Manchester and London was fucking mental. But if you were not involved you never ever saw it.
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Poor people need to kill themselves so Tories can have more votes.


Universal Credit? PIP? You need to kill yourself x

Therese Coffey need more money xxx
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>>83222445
Nah it's because pajeets make weird requests constantly and keep asking her out.

>>83222446
Expect she does but she's just not british rose like for most to care.
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>>83222462
yeah there very obviously is black yoof stabbings, but i also grew up with stabbings being a Glasgow thing.

I'M SORRY CROSSY IT'S JUST WHAT PEOPLE SAID IN THE 90s/00s ;_;
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>>83222457
British hooligans are very racist towards Turkish people.
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>>83222466
>Poor people need to kill themselves so Tories can have more votes.

No. The council estate chavs should be kept naked in pens. The female council estate chavs should be bred for milk and pleasure like in HuCow Hentai doujins.
Male council estate chavs should be set out to graze and then hunter with dogs like we do with foxes.

Huzzah!
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LIVE BUDGET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDvsBbKfLPA

LIVE BUDGET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDvsBbKfLPA
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>>83222474
You're almost right lad. It's not pajeets though it's a weird turkish cockroach who got obsessed with her and terrified her
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Chelsea/Glasgow smiles, the playground telling was that they'd cut your lips ever-so-slightly, but then punch you in the balls so you'd scream and tear it open.
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>>83222495
Yeah society is a helluva lot softer when you think about it.

My dad is a uni prof and has seen about 40 years of 18-22 year olds go through the uni system.
His take is that they are a lot nicer to each other but also dumber (easier to get into unis these days as more people go) and they cannot read serious or difficult books.
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I will respect women when they stop thinking they have it worse than men overall in life.
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i don't get my Hindu neighbours. they've got tealights on the (French) balcony railing again.

those are absolutely falling off. i don't even understand how they'd stay lit. what's so important about candles? why do they put candles everywhere? the candles are actually spreading outside their flat.
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Mummy's on the TV
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Country is over lads x
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The rich tory voting cunts want me to kill myself

So fuck them x
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Brightest and the best immigrants de lads x
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>>83222525
Even the worse migrant is better than HHL
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>>83222531
I have to agree with this lad and I don't like migrants.
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I want to shag this hag
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>>83222507
It is astronomically easier for a woman to get sex or attention. Always has been always will be.

Women have it worse off generally because they are so much physically weaker than men. They are fucked if some guy decides to force himself on her or just grab her tits or whatever. That is why they feel life is harder.
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>>83222524
I am a rich reform voter. I do not want you to milk yourself. I want to turn you into a farm animal and your female family members into hu cows.
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>>83222551
Not just that but it's a lot tougher for them to rise to the top in business.

Incels don't care about that though. They tend to be losers in life anyway
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Wabour garn full scale fucking hell

Landlords BTFO x

About time the poor people won x
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We spend 6 billion per year sending spackers to schools. Why? Just do this at home
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>>83222524
I wouldn't vote tory in a million years and I still want you to kill yourself.
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Imagine raping Ruthmong in this pool room, hi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMGDs-wVBow
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>>83222507
i have a friend who's attractive and lonely, even though men fancy her. it's genuinely a problem because she just want friends. they want to fug and/or date, she does not.
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>>83222548
Should be a to show segment.

WOULD YOU SHAG THIS HAG?
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>Amazon
>Driver chat: A message from the driver delivering your Amazon packages.

what does this text even mean? i feel like they don't use this feature properly. i think that IS the message.
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I thought there was no money left for white working class disabled lads to not starve to death? How can they suddenly afford to lift the two child cap for all the immigrant lads with ten kids?
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A student I teach is apparently a self identified incel. What should I do?
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>>83222561

It;s only a temporary victory

Landords and tories will lash out now. Life is about to get a lot harder. These cunts don't like losing x
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oh yeah, just got
>Amazon
>Driver chat: Delivery Completed

neat. shall wait 5 mins then collect that. just in case pesky neighbours are also collecting parcels. wouldn't want to bump into them and risk a conversation.
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>>83222584
Just convince him the blackpill is wrong lad. Should be easy right, it's all there on the incel wiki point by point
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>>83222584
report him to Prevent, lad.
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>>83222590
>Life is about to get a lot harder.
You'll have to cook your meals yourself?
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>>83222558
So fucking what? Their first jobs are a lot more "fun" than men. They get to have a lot more fun with life than men for little effort. Many women would honestly slit their wrists if they had to do mundane work in a warehouse all day. Nah it's just work in a coffee shop in a foreign country for them. All fun and games.
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>>83222582
Don't worry lad they're freezing tax thresholds while pumping the minimum wage again
Loadsa money from people who don't realise that's a massive tax increase on workers
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>>83222568
>i have a friend
>she just wants friends
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>>83222584
find a student uglier than him who has a girlfriend. point this out to him. inform him he's actually just a fucking loser.
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>>83222603
Whether you have a fun job or work in a warehouse has nothing to do with being a man or a woman. I'm a man and I have a fun, interesting and creative job that has taken me all over the world. And there are women who work in warehouses.
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>>83222606
friendS plural. she is an 'acquired taste' (her words) (true)
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Make a new one for me while I'm making lunch lads.
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>>83222582
Truth is lad white working class lads were the scum of the Earth at school who bullied the kind of nerds who ended up being journalists/politicians/people with influence.
White working class lads were the sort of mongs who wrecked lessons and made teachers lives hell. Made it difficult for the swots until they got shunted down to the lower sets.

Mass Immigration is basically revenge of the middle class nerds. When I see that migrants have gang raped some white working class lasses to death and lots of white working class men have been arrested and thrown in prison for complaining about it, lowkey no exaggeration I am a bit happy (not even kidding here).

People like you made my life hell and do so much damage to the education system. White working class suffering is a bit enjoyable tbqh.

(I am only partially trolling. Working class lads have no fucking idea how much the middle class viscerally hate them for school shit).
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>>83222605
They should tax all the middle class cunts instead. If you have some fake bullshit email job you don't get to complain about how much taxes you're paying.
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>>83222507
Women do not want to acknowledge it. They have a victim mentality. They always refer back to times when women didn't have it easy. We don't live in those 1950s housewife times anymore. They want more. Many of them would absolutely hate to be a man because they know most men have to do some shit job to enable their easy lives. They live in homes built by MEN.

I would quite honestly love to ship a whole load of weak women off to an island and let them build their own society. No men. Just make them realise how shit work really is to give them their comforts. CUNTS.
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>>83222621
the email jobs are only about 10p/hour over minimum wage now
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>>83222551
Even if they had the physical strength they'd still turn their noses up at bricklaying. That would ruin their shitty nails and damage their skin from the sun. Oh no. Lazy cunts just want all the perks of society and use their pussy to get what they want.
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bet the budget getting leaked early was some wfh mong thinking he could have an early wank
probably on 80k a year and whinges about how much taxes he's paying
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>>83222640
This anger towards women is what terrified Ruth
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>>83222612
There are very few women working in warehouses. They get given more comfy jobs like waitress, bartender, car showroom receptionist etc.
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>>83222644
She's a nasty first world snob. Given everything to her. Life will never be hard for her.
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>>83222645
Waitress is not a comfy job lad. It's worse than working in a warehouse. There are plenty of male waiters too.
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>>83222655
It's not. In a warehouse you are always needing to meet targets and must rush constantly. Being a waitress doesn't mean it'll always be busy. It's mostly chill.
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>>83222617
It was no different in working class schools lad.
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No pussy no work no taxes. Simple as. Men like me will never work. Make women pay for us in their cushy jobs. With more men like this, they'll have to start doing the shitty jobs in society to enable their materialism.
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postie buzzed right after i went downstairs for my pop delivery. didn't buzz him in, it's possible there are letters downstairs. for heaven's sake.
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>>83222652
Your life is hard because you keep fucking it up.
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as a male waiter i'd be scared of dropping food that a cook/chef has worked hard on. it's pure food waste too, i'm guessing it just gets binned.
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>>83222617
feel the same way when I see middle class mongs on reddit whinging about benefits all the taxes they're paying
they loved bullying autistic kids in school but now they want to piss and moan when all those lads are claiming PIP instead of working with computers or something
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>>83222673
No one cares if you work or not except your mum, and she only cares because she wants the best for you. My Amazon parcels keep coming whether you work in the warehouse or not. Withdrawing your labour achieves nothing other than making your own life even more difficult. You're a fool and no one will ever respect you or care about you.
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the real discrimination in our society is against essential tremor. if i can't carry a drink from my kitchen to my desk one-handed, i can't work. simple as.
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Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4
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Reeves look cute today
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New Thread get in here
>>83222705

New Thread get in here
>>83222705
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England is lost x

I went to Leeds it's all Indians now


We have been betrayayed. It's game over

Rich white people aka the royal the family won. Middle-class and working-class are the biggest losers.

We've lost everything x
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>>83222701
The tan lass with the mousey voice is giving me a hard on.
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>>83222687
Most middle class kids never bullied anyone lad. Not raised like that. Autism was hell if you were in a working class school.

A lot of PIP claims are bogus. Just people saying they have like anxiety. Does not require in person assessment. Mental health shit is easy to fake.

Reckon if they take it away then some lads would actually jump out of windows to break their legs or some shit. They hate work that much.
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>>83222719
>Most middle class kids never bullied anyone lad
They absolutely do. Even as adults they love bullying. You see it on websites like KF. Most of the posters there are middle class.
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>>83222736
Tattle is a bit like that. Just women fucking constantly talking shit about random influencers. People they claim to hate but follow all the time. Complete strangers.
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Staritng to see how HHL is so popular ijn Sunderland. He's basically the Hype Man for a dying city
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>>83222777
Literally everywhere outside London and Manchester in the uk is dying
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Why is HHL moaning about the budget. They're not even touching benefits
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DYING CITY EH LMFAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
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Fuck gamers
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Takijg the piss xxx

Heil Hitler x
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Tax the gamers
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>>83222879
HAHAHAHAHA you're just some little wool from Sunderland
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>>83222937
Pipe down ya mad fanny x
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>>83222563
You now realise what discos are for when the 99% of schoolkids leave school and are free to roam unattended like the mongs they are.



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