Budget Day
Women are truly fucking useless, aren't they? It's why we need men to get paid more than them. Imagine being paid the same amount as a man but you're totally fucking weak and useless as a police officer. How is that fair? I've literally been followed by a female police officer at night and she literally ran away when I started turning towards her until her male officer caught up. Pathetic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R89U5vvPi0
>male hair bobbles for men arrive>looped up once, it's too loose>looped up twice, it's too tightaaaaaaaa
>>83222705Been listening to the budget, it's exactly what you'd expect. Tax and spend. Absurd spending commitments to meaningless wank that will produce nothing. A few percentages fiddled with on the margins. Yet again minimum wage hike (not good).It's just fucking over lads.
Look at her. So fucking smug. I bet she was so wet writing out that shit MEN BAD post to her asmr simps. One for the nasty books.
>>83222723>hair bobbles for menThis isn't a gendered thing, mate. I just buy the big bags of them from Boots. They come with a load of different sizes. I have hair to my arse so I know what I'm talking about.
Alida's tuppence is meaty.
>Since 2011, petrol and diesel was taxed at 57.95p a litre. Then, in 2022, then-chancellor Rishi Sunak reduced it to 52.95p a litreMad. We could have about 70p a litre if the government weren't greedy cunts
Who's the cute lady who keeps interrupting? She's cute. I'd vote for her.
Give me one fucking reason to respect the modern woman. They're all fucking crazy thinking they have it much worse overall than men these days. Men should stand up and fight back against feminism. It's not fucking right.
>>83222748This but now do it for every fucking tax. Take VAT for example. If VAT was scraped everyone would effectively have near enough 20% more money.
The budget makes no difference to me. I'll still never work because you know...there's like fuck all jobs out there anyway. Hundred applicants for one warehouse role? You're screwed.
>>83222766I remember a while ago VAT was reduced temporarily. It was lush at first but then shops just increased the prices.
>>83222740should have done the same tbqh. but the internet ones said they're for men. and were 3 quid. not some Poundland various sizes ones. proper men's ones.
>>83222771>I remember a while ago VAT was reduced temporarily. It was lush at first but then shops just increased the prices.Well yes, this is how price equilibria are established. The important thing is that the prices were overall lower than they were before.
>>83222762Do you want to get pussy?If yes, then respect seems like the absolute bare minimum. Of course outliers like Chad/millionaires/ultra-high status people exist, but for the average guy yeah if you want pussy you should show some common courtesy.
>>83222766VAT is stupid anyway. It's basically a zero-sum game moving money about. We pay VAT on stuff we buy then businesses claim back the VAT they spend themselves.
>>83222797Yep, but the government gets bigger receipts at the end of the day so they do it. I just fucking hate the government so much its unreal.
Landlords getting taken down a peg.
I know you lads wont believe it but my neighbour has been screaming the last two days so I had a listen, apparently someone who was living with him stole a quarter of a million from Liverpool council.He kept saying stuff like "I was in the game, I know how to play the game".I dont know what any of it means, it's obviously gangster coded stuff. Obviously it's hard to listen through walls but the quart milly kept cropping up.
>>83222794Wouldn't get me anywhere unless I'm in a good career and have better genetics. Both very difficult things.
CORRRR THE GREAT BRITISH PUBU
autistic lads were always the real bullies.
>custom duties on all parcels no matter the worthreeves coming for dvdlad and blad
Right I've done my revision for the Cisco exam, averaging out at 90% on the practice exams so I'd say almost ready to take that. Just need to get the lab content committed to memory which can be achieved over the next couple of weeks most likely. I hath consumed half a tin of cream of mushroom soup with some sourdough and I am sated. I have concurrently consumed my tapentadol and codeines and it's time to get all warmed up in bed with a cup of tea. We might have a muscle relaxant if the opiates don't quite hit the spot. Back to work tomorrow so must make the most of it.
>>83222819How come I and millions of other men managed to get into a good career? You talk about it like it's impossible. It's not. You just did nothing to try.
>>83222832it true i was always bullied by the autists, they'd crowd around me and laugh in sync and speak in pig latin
We're just in a death spiral. Around 60% of households receive more in state handouts than they contribute in taxes, so because the incentives are all screwed up it becomes rational from a personal economic standpoint (at least in the immediate term) to never ever vote for people who are going to cut taxes (assuming voting leads to policies, which I grant is basically not a correlation across the majority of democratic politics at this point). Or, they will simply vote someone else in when it comes time for re-election.We've seen this already. They said they'd cut the winter fuel allowance, they backtracked. They said they'd cut PIP, they backtracked. They said they will cut the health component of UC, they're already signalling a backtrack. They said they'd keep the two child benefit cap, and they've not only backtracked but made plans to expand it. In each case it's because backbenchers revolted and refused to allow the proposed policies to pass because every single one of them knows that come election time they'll be 93,904 quid worse off a year.Universal suffrage combined with a progressive welfare democratic socialist state is inherently unsustainable.
>>83222837What is it about computers and drugs, I honestly cannot code unless i'm high as fuck and paranoid.
>>83222833State enforced penury.
Can someone intelligent please summarise what the budget means for me. I have a mortgage and I make about 50k a year. I'm a tech person so I don't understand economics and taxes and percentages and shit, I just want someone to tell me if I'm going to be considerably worse off or not.
>>83222849I think they're releasing what a shit show it is out there, and it's cheaper to keep the mongs at home then have a million homeless mongs who will cause societal issues.
>>83222857Better living through chemistry lad. I used to go to my old job on small doses of acid and absolutely smash my way through it, only suffered when I had to talk to people.
TAX on gambling HAPPENINGTAX on gambling HAPPENINGTAX on gambling HAPPENING
>>83222849goodif we're going to live in a fake economy where middle class mongs get to attend zoom meetings and send pointless emails to each other for 80k a year then us poors might as well get something out of it
Gambling taxes being reformed for online gaming (duty up from 21% to 40%, and online betting 15% to 25%). No change to in person gambling or horse racing. Bingo duty being abolished.Gambling taxes being reformed for online gaming (duty up from 21% to 40%, and online betting 15% to 25%). No change to in person gambling or horse racing. Bingo duty being abolished.
>>83222882Thats a good move, did we not do this before? might as well get a share on some of those casinos, however most online ones are based in Latvia.
What if someone buys www.myeverdaypyjamas.co.uk before you get the chance to start the business?
>>83222873It's crazy, it works for lots of people, famous ones too.
>>83222863Off the top of my head:>no increases to base rates (good) however income tax thresholds are being frozen until 2028 (bad)>salary sacrifice is being raided, lowering tax threshold (bad)>revaluation of band F/G/H homes, anything above 2 million gets a mansion tax (bad)>reduction in ISA tax breaks (bad)>increase in dividend tax (bad)Obviously depends on a few unknown variables e.g. value of your house. Overall you will be worse off year-on-year due to fiscal drag and reduction in saving vehicle efficiency.
>>83222907I dont get the reduction in ISA, why cant we save money what the fuck
>>83222893It's normally done where the wager is palced? If I place the bet in England its counts as taxable, if I place the bet in Italy that wouldn't count as taxable
>>83222915I dont think it matters either way, gamblers will still gamble.
>>83222907Bit pissed off about the salary sacrifice thing, am likely to go up a tax band this year and was going to just dump more of that into my pension so I didn't get stung. God what a bunch of cunts.
>>83222911Because the government needs to pay for boatbames and dossers and net zero lad!
>>83222919It means the gambling companies will make less profit
>>83222814Phone the police on him lad. Say he's abducted a woman or some bollocks. Make the call anonymously, obviously.
WAGIES ON SUICIDE WATCH AS BENNIEMONGS WIN AGAIN
>A student I teach is apparently a self identified incel. What should I do?This is the paedophile teacher. Get a real job you sick fucking freak
>>83222940I thought we decided this was a bad idea last night. Strangest sense of deja vu.
>>83222940You tried this last night lol, nah I don't know whats going on. Partly I think it's fantasy land drama he's living in, and part of it is real. I'll just leave him too it till he gets over it.
TldrNeets win as per
>>83222894Domain squatting has been a problem since the 90s and is technically illegal in the US but it's never enforced unless you already have a registered trademark. tl;dr you're screwed, pay up goy
based Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch tearing into this shit budget
INFINITY WOGSNFINITYWOGS
>>83222957Sorry lad I just find that idea so funny. Think it was Ruthmong who suggested it last night
Ook ook
Strongly recommend the Aldi Coffee Stout. Absolutely cracking beer.
I intend to consume one (1) mince pie every day for the month of December. I've started practicing already and think I'm well on track to complete my goal. The main thing is ensuring I have a ready supply of them and keeping wifeberg from gobbling the lot before I get at them, little chumba that she is (she isn't really, just got big titties and bum and a cute belly).
I want to be Rachel Reeves' toy boy
>>83222980All good. Honestly it would not be a problem if he didn't have such a grinding jamiacan accent, it's so specific that your ears tune into it.I've found if I play music though he stops, so I've got Bowie playing.LETS.DANCE.
>>83222995Based fellow big tits wife haver. Enjoy the pies lad.
I reckon after a stressful day like this Rachel likes to unwind with a glass of wine while wearing a silk dressing gown, turn the lights down low, maybe light some candles, and then peg her husband until he's a quivering mess.
>>83222843Just read the fucking news these days lads. Economy is fucked. No one is hiring. Grads in minimum wage supermarket jobs.
>>83222995>>83223010My wife has perfectly nice tits, they're just not all that big. She's definitely more of a pear-shape physique, lovely nice big arse on her cooorrrr.
>>83222833looks like they'll have to settle for #BritishMade.no reason to import foreign products when you can simply laugh along to Carry On Camping then have a fun romp on Jet Set Willy.
>>83223013y-you think any l-lasses on britfeel w-would do that??
>>83222843Because you grew up in a middle class 2 parent environment conducive to successful life outcomes which you now put down entirely to your own effort
>>83223010I'm a booba man, nothing to be done about it. Had a few gfs before and there was certainly a recognisable type, when I told sisberg I'd got with this one she asked "is she small and booby?" Yes indeed she is small and booby how did you guess?
If that were a man, he'd be on the sex offenders, life ruined.
>>83223023>looks like they'll have to settle for #BritishMade.Oh aye x just a shame we systematically gutted our manufacturing base over the past 50 years and now have the highest industrial energy prices in the world and one of the least hospitable regulatory environments as well. I'm sure our domestic production boom is right around the corner x
>>83223016>Grads in minimum wage supermarket jobs.There was an article the other day about a woman in Wales who applied for and got rejected from hundreds of jobs including supermarkets and all the redditors were having a go at her for not having A-levels. Apparently you need A-levels now to work a till
>>83223013>wearing a silk dressing gownPhwoar
>>83223042>accidentallyKnew exactly what she was doing
>>83223022Corrrr nice having a fit wife innit?
>>83223033>Because you grew up in a middle class 2 parent environmentNope lol. Care to guess again?
>>83223042She should fucking go to prison. Sick nonce
>>83223043you don't need strawberries outside summer.and all art is manufactured product. AI has proven this.
>grads in minimum wage supermarket jobsExcept the government has systematically been squeezing incomes into a narrower and narrower band for decades now. Minimum wage has grown faster than any other segment of incomes by a very wide margin. The new minimum wage is virtually indistinguishable from a typical graduate salary at this point, around 25k.
>>83223060It doesn't matter what the specifics are lad it was an example, life is decided at birth, you will know yourself what your stat boost was. It's just laughable people like you benefit from luck then put it all down to skill and judge others.
>>83223056Feels good that I can squeeze her soft parts whenever I want, ngl lad
Rule Britannia is out of boundsto my mother, my dog and clowns.
>>83223047yeah pathetic. you don't even need maths to work a till. it tells you the exact change plus most people pay by card anyway. hate this country.
me? forgot to take clean boxers into the bathroom this morning. had to leave the shower in just a towel to get some from my drawer. that meant anyone looking in my window could have seen my naked upper body.i KNOW i belong on a list for that, regardless of intent.
>>83223074Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
>>83223072Wifebergs sister graduated last year in something vaguely sensible like sports physiotherapy. Not like a proper proper job but there's an actual functional use for it, always expected to get a job with the NHS as a physiotherapist if she couldn't land one at a sports team or whatever. She's been looking, lives close enough to london to commute in and there's fuck all for her. She's got a temp xmas job at m&s. It's really bleak out there for the younguns, nowhere is hiring them and everyone is being squeezed down.
>>83223086I walk around naked in my flat all the time and I have a university opposite me peeking into my flat.I like to imagine I'm known as the weird naked guy amongst the students that go there.
>>83223086Single mum next door definitely saw me naked the other day. Was getting changed in bedroom as she was pulling into her drive, must have seen me since it was dark and the light was on. Bet she loved it, wonder when the last time she got a shag was. She's quite fit despite having 3 kids by 2 dads but she's also a horse person, so not surprised they didn't work out.
The top 0.01% of earners contribute approximately 6% of all taxes. That roughly translates to every single person in the top 0.01% of earners directly pays for the entire life of approximately 61 dossers.Kinell imagine if you had to personally pay for every penny given to 61 SeasideMarks. I'd want a revolution.
>she's also a horse personcorrr imagine shagging a horse person.
>>83223106I quite like adding up how many doctors, nurses, teachers I employ with my salary. So I'd look at it like that rather than "SSM dossers"
>>83223106one billionaire could instantly solve homelessness in a city, if they fancied. nothing about their day-to-day lifestyle would even change.
NMW goes up, recruitment will go down to save costs, more work will be loaded on to existing workers on NMW. Less jobs coming, more lads will have to join the forces to avoid crushing bills and unobtainable houses. Just in time for the next war. You can thank Labour.
>>83222969The budget seems sensible and ooga booganock is just angry cause cause she's a vile wealthy bitch.
whoa it's like how much tax you pay increases with your earnings.FUCK The Beatles. 5% is too LARGE, you nutter. that's loads.
>>83223114Would shag that horse person if I'm being honest. Those are some top class bazongaz
>>83223120Homelessness has been solved, lad. Nobody goes homeless in the UK unless they want to be.
>>83223090No doubt you follow self help slop so you can larp even more that it's your own efforts.
https://hmijail.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/oh my golly gosh
>>83223128Aye but it increases disproportionately. If taxes must exist they should be a flat rate and way lower than they are now. If you can't run a competent state on a 10% flat tax rate you don't deserve to be running a state.
>>83223106>The top 0.01% of earners Womp womp faggot
>>83223135Nope I don't lad. You sound so bitter. Blaming everyone but yourself for your own failures. Sad
>>83223139Why should they be denigrated for being successful?>Congratulations, you managed to run your life so successfully that you became very rich. Please come and meet the dozens of SeasideMarks you are now personally responsible for funding for their entire lives!Grim.
Can we go back to discussing Ruth's tuppence now lads?
listening to a trve emo bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bDg7n-chhU
>>83223138>disproportionatelywhat do you mean, non-linearly? there ought to be higher tax bands. if someone is on SEVEN figures of income, it stops at the 125k 'additional rate'? 45%? fuck that. half of millions is still millions.
Oh and by the way, we're still going to be importing the population of Reading each year lol x(it's actually worse since this is net migration)
>>83223173Everyone should pay a flat rate, that way nobody is punished for being successful.
Trying to sell some old Warhammer shit on eBay and think I've fucked the end of auction time, goes early tomorrow morning and I've only got one bid for a tenner so far. 6 watchers so I'm hoping it'll get pushed up near the end. It's just been sat in various lofts for the last twenty years so I don't really care how much I get, but for obvious reasons more would be nicer than less.
>>83223183great idea ladhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zakat
>>83223131>this schizoid lad didn't want to fill in twenty forms, be interrogated and condescended to by the council and share a room with druggies? Wow I guess we can't do anything for him. Some people just want to be homeless!
>>83223143Sorry you want underprivileged people to put all the blame on themselves and hate themselves but that's not for me tory boy x
>>83223184Auction is brainlet, just have a fixed price, have offers turned on if you must
>>83223193Nah fuck that man that's not what I'm all about. I just don't think it does anyone any good to tell themselves "I'm powerless, there's nothing I can do, my life was mapped out at birth" etc. That's not true.
Tax gamers 69%
>>83223201Nah we get it lad you got a bit lucky so everything you've done is by your own bootstraps and when it doesn't work out for other people it's because they didn't bootstrap as hard as you. Typical American dream slop.
>At 23:59 on 30 June 2024, Kerrang! TV closed, with its final music video being "Thnks fr th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy.why did /britfeel/ not inform me? ;_;
>>83223191>are they taking their shizo meds (given to them free of charge ofc)?>do council workers/social workers not help people fill in forms?>are council houses the only form of housing you can conceive of?>is asking basic things like 'what's your name/DOB/previous address' really "interrogating"?You are being obstinate. There are plenty of options available to anyone of NFA, there are plenty of avenues to help them and a raft of volunteers, social workers, council employees etc. whose sole job is to assist them with things like filling in forms (oh what cruel bureaucratic barriers!!!). Grow up.
>>83223212Only ever got the mag when it came with a free cd kek
always remember there was Kerrang and that other one. Scuzz i think it was called.what's even on telly now? is it anything?
>>83223213Are you the paedophile teacher in Asia? How would you know any of this?
>>83223206You are putting words in my mouth again lad. Not everyone works out for everyone. But most people never even try, let alone try and fail multiple times and keep trying
>>83223151>Why should they be denigrated for being successful?Womp womp pay up
>>83223219I don't like the way you said that. "Paedophile teacher in Asia." It implies that I am an active, child molesting, unethical paedophile.
>>83223216corrrr the bands on this one.>Lostprophetsreeee.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beUL4Gw5Tpwless noncey American-singing Welsh band <3(i hope)
>>83223219He schooled you and the best you can come up with is to call him a long gone /britfeel/ personality and accuse him/them of being a paedophile. Oh dear.
Me? Bustedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxiwlSshZPM
>>83223212I was into Kerrang in a huge way back when I was younger, my walls covered in posters.The snobby ones were reading NME and I was waiting on my Gerard Way double sized poster.
>>83223232Imagine sitting at that table at the K! awards in 2007
>>83223213And yet there's loads of these lads still on the street. Bureaucratic systems always fail edge cases. A few years ago there was a story about some mentally ill lad who had his benefits wrongly cut and he just stayed in his flat and starved to death. Did he want to do that then?
>>83223234What the fuck are you blabbing about long gone its an active poster in these threads who teaches schoolkids in Asia, drivels about politics, he's a male teacher open paedophile. Take your meds old man.
ALL THESE THINGS I HATEREVOLVE AROUND ME
>>83223253>What the fuck are you blabbing about long gone its an active poster in these threads who teaches schoolkids in Asia, drivels about politics, he's a male teacher open paedophile. Take your meds old man.fascinating.
ooh MJ Lenderman on KEXP yes please
>>83223232>AidenI saw them live at Brighton Concorde 2, if you lads know it, it's a tiny bar venue. I was about 14 sometime in 2006-7 and I saw the fat bass player outside the venue so I went to talk too him, he was not interested in talking too me at all and just spent the time chatting to the girls. Bit of a cunt he was.
>>83223261Fascinate yourself thinking everything is about your ancient dolly shit sad gay cunt
>>83223252>And yet there's loads of these lads still on the street.Yes, because they choose not to engage with the services and help available to them.>A few years ago there was a story about some mentally ill lad who had his benefits wrongly cut and he just stayed in his flat and starved to death. Did he want to do that then?If you had total control of every aspect of every institution and government body in the country, realistically how would you change them such that people who are that obscenely mentally ill do not end up in this situation? Assisting people will always require some level of agency and rational thinking on behalf of the person being helped. Sad as it is the reality is that person was never going to live to the ripe old age of 85 and your initial implication that some billionaire could come along and somehow throw money at this problem doesn't solve it either.Pointing to a blisteringly rare instance like this is like saying that Victorian England wasn't historically unprecedentedly safe because Jack the Ripper existed.
>>83223261Fascinate yourself you fucking tedious bell end. I'd love to bounce up and down on your head until it bursts you fat cunt
Christ, i forget they did that live-action Thunderbirds flick.>He added that he would do more of his original series if someone offered him the chance, adding that the Thunderbirds movie "did not enhance the brand at all".>"In fact, it was the biggest load of crap I have ever seen in my life," Anderson said.>"It was made by an American company who didn't know anything. They offered me 750,000 to attend the premiere but I refused."BASED GERRY ANDERSON
>>83223247Bunch of "rockstars" snorting cocaine and texting their underage groupies.
i wonder if the beast of bournemouth is in the loony bin yet
>>83223277>If you had total control of every aspect of every institution and government body in the country, realistically how would you change them such that people who are that obscenely mentally ill do not end up in this situation? Assisting people will always require some level of agency and rational thinking on behalf of the person being helped. Sad as it is the reality is that person was never going to live to the ripe old age of 85 and your initial implication that some billionaire could come along and somehow throw money at this problem doesn't solve it either.Are you the paedo teacher?
>feel sad and depressed >drink alcohol >feel fineunironically magic
Half 9 at night in Thailand, he's posting drivel before bed time and another long day of being a sick nonce at his job as the beast of bangkok
>>83223258Only boomers will get the pic lol
>>83223217P-rock was the goat music video channel. That and tony hawks games formed my music taste as a teenager.
>>83223288Ian Watkins trying to chat up a newborn baby at the bar
Corr feel a bag but have work tomorrow
>>83223301>Are you the paedo teacher?Again lad, I don't like the characterisation. I am a teacher who happens to be a non practicing, ethically minor attracted person, yes. Not a "paedo teacher"
>>83223304this is how i felt/feel about ketamine.now i am in chronic pain and painkillers are my only escape.
>>83223329Guarantee you will practise one day sick freak
>>83223267Weren't they the ones that wore makeup and shit? Tbqh lad would you want to talk to a teenage boy when you could be potentially setting yourself up for some tourbus quim?
>>83223335I wouldn't do so lad. I live by a strict code of ethics. Something I doubt you know anything about. You have no honour. I live by the bushido.
>>83223288how underage is underage? it's fine if the teenagers consent.>>83223232>Brody Dallehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u04b4TQ6Fnkcor. very beautiful young woman back in the day.she shouldn't have had so much teenage sex with older musicians, though.
>>83223304Aye. You think alkis that drink everyday feel depression? I think they do because of alcohol tolerance when someone drinks every day, their body becomes used to alcohol and they need more alcohol to feel the same effect so ther baseline moves higher to feel "better"
I'm officially old lads.I can no longer sit through winter without putting on the heating, that was a young mans game and it's over. The bills are going up. I have crossed the rubicon.To all the young lads out there, keep up the good fight!
>>83223333Checked. Quick question, were there warning signs regarding k? I.e. if you did some your general urinary area would hurt for a few days and you lost the ability to piss with any pressure, just came out as a dribble? And then it would go away after a while of not doing k so you think it'd be ok to get some more in, but then it'd start hurting again. Did you have that? I have that.
>>83223365>rubicon.Rubicon is the elite russian fpv drone team
>>83223365yeah the past few years i've tried to stick it out with jumpers, thermals, wearing a coat indoors. various points where energy prices were notoriously high.now, fuck it. that horrible biting cold, the heat is on. it's literally all i can do, i'll deal with the debt in springtime.
>>83223337They were a discount My Chemical Romance. With none of the passion and inspired by the Misfits.I actually saw him after the gig too getting a pizza from a local pizza place and I went to talk too him again and he ignored me. Fat bastard.
>>83223356Tim Armstrong did a right number on her. Basically grabbed her up and flew her out to LA when she was 16 and stupid, and then tried to control her. Then she got with that big ginger qotsa lad who beat her up. Not a great situation really.
>>83223333Painkillers? What kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone?
>>83223212Distinctly remember them going from hating Charlie Simpson to fawning over him and loving everything he did.
Hair removal cream currently on minute 8 of 20 lathered over my arsehole and taint. Well I've got to be smooth to take a good pegging don't I?
>>83223385>getting pizza when Grubbs burgers existsNgmi I'm afraid.
>>83223365Get yourself some Bovril in de lad. Always keeps me warm at winter.
>>83223374yeah exactly that lad. like you have to gradually eke the piss out, the piss-muscles hurt.but i can also tell i've permafucked my bladder. weeks off the stuff, tolerance resets a bit (although my baseline minimum is still 100+ mg), just generally hurts.used to be a drinker and i remember the liver pains. but the liver is pretty cool, it heals itself.
>>83223391Grim lad, you're not supposed to use it on your arsehole
>>83223394I always thought bovril was gravy lad, If I need a drink I'll make some tea, speaking of I should get a kettle.
>>83223365>>83223383I found running and saunas helped me not feel the cold as bad this winter
>>83223394Grim lad, you're not supposed to use Bovril on your arsehole
>>83223396I try to keep my use down as much as possible but fuck me do I really love ketamine. Going to get some in for new years but shall be none until then, unless someone offers it to me then I will say yes in less time than you would think possible.
>>83223391pegginglad that actually you? missed you buddy x
>>83223391Grim. Every day we stray further from god
>>83223385Gerard Way got fat too, or maybe he was fat all along. seems like a nice bloke. drawing his comic books or whatever he does now. CUTE.
>>83223396>>83223410Never really got the appeal of ketamine. You take just a bit and the effect is mild, not much of a buzz. You take loads and you trip out in a way that isn't even really very pleasant, just mental. It's worth trying as a one off mad vibe but I dunno how people can get into taking it on the regular.
>>83223415He got skinny again sometime in 2024, now MCR is touring again he's put a little bit back on.
>>83223277>Yes, because they choose not to engage with the services and help available to them.this is expected in schizoid individuals>how would you change them such that people who are that obscenely mentally ill do not end up in this situation?for one systems that are intended to help people who are incompetent or obscenely mentally ill shouldn't be overly complicated to engage with. The only reason they're that way is because the organisations behind them are bloated and have to justify to themselves the massive salaries they pay out to useless bureaucrats. If your job is to help vulnerable people and they choose to remain vulnerable over engaging with you then you have failed. You can't just shrug your shoulders "I guess they just want to do that">your initial implication that some billionaire could come along and somehow throw money at this problemI wasn't the one who said that I just think your argument that no one goes homeless unless they want to be is stupid
>>83223438If you get the dose right you can drift off into nothingness while still being aware of your surroundings. It's hard to manage but you can disassociate with the real world and fully lock in on a book or TV or music or whatever and make it feel a billion times more real. It's a very nice feel.
Less than 4 days till I see the new escort lads.On a strict diet for the next few days to get my abs showing
>>83223444stop bringing the thread down.
>>83223460Fair yeah, maybe I've never really hit that right balance.
For me? It's cannabis but I havent smoked heavily in years, now two puffs on a spliff puts me on my ass for 8 hours, so I just have a puff every few days before beddy byes.
Looks like HHL got banned
>>83223444You can argue that the 'vulnerable' people need to be helped regardless of their personal preference or choice, but that just amounts to imprisoning them. I'm not necessarily opposed to it, would you be?>I wasn't the one who said that I just think your argument that no one goes homeless unless they want to be is stupidLad, my dad worked for the local council for twenty years in housing and before that he was a social worker. He will be the first to tell you that nobody is on the streets because they are unable to be housed, it all comes down to trying to convince them to agree to be helped, but most simply don't want to be helped QED it's their choice to be on the street even if that choice is irrational.
>>83223491That's interesting. I was on the route to being homeless due to my own neglect, I sorted my shit out - but in a long extended way, an exhausted, exacerbated way.I got all the help I needed, probably more than I wanted but all I had to do was talk to people and now I'm fucking chilling while I have all this time to work on my issues. It's goated.
>>83222705Fucking booze prices going up again.
>>83223491>You can argue that the 'vulnerable' people need to be helped regardless of their personal preference or choice, but that just amounts to imprisoning them. I'm not necessarily opposed to it, would you be?>I wasn't the one who said that I just think your argument that no one goes homeless unless they want to be is stupid>Lad, my dad worked for the local council for twenty years in housing and before that he was a social worker. He will be the first to tell you that nobody is on the streets because they are unable to be housed, it all comes down to trying to convince them to agree to be helped, but most simply don't want to be helped QED it's their choice to be on the street even if that choice is irrational.Are you the child molester lad who lives in Asia?
>>83223488hmm, but SOME of his posts remain. would hate to think he's ban evading by using his mobile here and there.a more pleasant theory is that there are two HHLs. maybe Steve is the good HHL who makes decent posts occasionally. and Sean is the evil HHL who just seethes all the time.
Nothing like a little midday pick me up, overweight housewives agree
Duck eggs and funkeh soldiers for late din dins, lads. Put oil salt and pepper on a plateCut bread into soldiers and mix on the plate till covered (not soaked). Put in oven for 6-10 min.While cooling, boil eggs for 6-7 min.
>>83223542I miss owning ducks their eggs really did taste better. Nice one
>>83223541>10 biscuits>253gbothers me, this.
>>83223491>You can argue that the 'vulnerable' people need to be helped regardless of their personal preference or choiceThat's not what I'm arguing, I'm arguing that some people who choose not to engage with the system are doing so because it's overcomplicated and unaccommodating, and the reason it's like that is not because it maximizes the number of vulnerable people who can be helped but because it's bloated and bureaucratic >Lad, my dad worked for the local council for twenty years in housing and before that he was a social worker. He will be the first to tell you that nobody is on the streets because they are unable to be housedOf course he would, to say otherwise would be admitting that he's one of those useless bureaucrats who steals a salary. A fortune teller would tell me that card reading is real too, should I believe them?
i had some duck tendies from Iceland a few weeks ago, so i think i know how you middle-class duck-owners feel.
>>83223480I used to smoke all the time, for nearly ten years was a daily smoker but then I got fed up of the apathy and needed to sort my act out. Now I basically can't smoke unless I've got a benzo in me because otherwise the paranoia just ruins everything and I get way too inside my own head. It's a shame because I have loads of weed all wrapped up nicely. I grew a plant a couple years back and had loads of that, ended up giving most of it away to people. Then when I'd just about got rid of all of that I just found a quart of properly dank buds on the floor in a bus stop. Bet whoever dropped that had a shit day. And then a mate gave me some hash. All just sits there, sometimes when the wife's away I'll have a joint but don't really enjoy it much.
>>83223542What are duck eggs like? They look good
>>83223542Duck eggs are winners, nice one lad. Had goose eggs once, they were fucking massive. Turns out they're not very good for frying even if it is a fun novelty to have a fried egg the size of a plate, did pretty well scrambled though, worth checking out if you get a chance.
>>83223588Nta but they're a bit richer, the white is a different consistency. They're pricey but definitely worth a go, I tend to grab a few when I go to them bougie farm shops.
he had everything, then his past caught up to him.
Gies a biscuit mammy x
>>83223252>And yet there's loads of these lads still on the street.Yeah, because these organizations all have a strict "no drugs/alcohol" policy since they don't want to deal with the headache of Smackhead McAlchie dying of an overdose in their property.And if you give most of the long-term homeless a choice between shelter and continued access to drugs, they'll pick the latter.
>>83223579Yeah I got some crazy dank stuff at the moment. It's a two puff job. Literally I got five spliffs rolled, I keep them hidden, then when it rolls near bed time I take one out, have two puffs and then put it back. These five spliffs will last me a month or so. I prefer edibles though much more comfy.I used to heavily smoke every day 24/7 now I cant, this weed is too strong. I don't know if its what everyone is smoking but it's insane.
>>83223614He did nothing wrong. Marie was of legal age and consented.
>>83223569>I'm arguing that some people who choose not to engage with the system are doing so because it's overcomplicated and unaccommodatingBut this isn't even remotely true. Have you seen the state of the average person being 'accommodated' by the council, or by a local charity? Absolute mongfucked mongbrained mongoloids, and yet they have a roof over their head because it demands virtually nothing from the person except a willingness to turn up. I will say yet again, the local council and social workers will literally help sit you down and write your name on any document put in front of you if you, somehow, are unable to.>and the reason it's like that is not because it maximizes the number of vulnerable people who can be helped but because it's bloated and bureaucraticIt is bloated and bureaucratic, but not in the kafkaesque sense of making it impossible for an ordinary person to achieve anything. It's bloated and bureaucratic in the sense of the government spends 20x as much as it should be because it uses every government program as a joint defacto work program to buy votes with sinecures and expand its power base.>Of course he would, to say otherwise would be admitting that he's one of those useless bureaucrats who steals a salary. A fortune teller would tell me that card reading is real too, should I believe them?Kek, that's a fair rebuttal to that point, but I will say that my dad is a genuinely kind-hearted person and wanted nothing more than to honestly help vulnerable people, he just had to face the facts and admit that the ones who are on the streets are not there for lack of trying to convince them not to be or because of some burdensome bureaucratic payload that they couldn't handle. You know that they frequently put people into accommodation first and sort the paperwork out later, right?
>>83223614the Ian Watkins of livestreams.
O my days ill check bck later when its no pure question time
>>83223623I bought some CBD flower and use it to dilute the proper weed since I'm not up to the task, like having a spirit and a mixer. Seems to do the job but for some reason the CBD stuff I got is harsh as fuck so not much fun to smoke.
>>83223624explain her Twitter post where she grassed on him.
I wish pegginglad all the best in getting his bussy blown open later x
>>83223634I used to do something similar but with those herbal smokes instead, like mugwort and marshmallow. But one day I opened the pack and it was covered in little bugs.
>>83223632good convos going on around those convos.leave them to it i say. we tolerate diversitute of opinities here on /britfeel/
The SeasideMark situation is INSANE
>>83223653>But one day I opened the pack and it was covered in little bugs.that's some spooky America shit.>check your broccoli for insectsWHAT
>>83223480>>83223579>>83223623alri fellow pot heads, i too have smoked daily for the past 15+ years however im not experiencing any of the paranoia or anxiety tbqfh I cant be arsed being stoned ALL day every day, i always wait to around 5pm onwards and have a few spliffs , always a good 16+ hour break in between (which i assume is why my head hasn't went clean up my arse yet)
Ah feck, better be taking dogberg out before the sun goes down. Much nicer when we can have a go round the park instead of walking the cold streets. Keep the thread warm for me will ya lads?
>>83223660do those 'here's me reading out an article about some 4chan posts' YouTubers take scoops?would they pay you if you tell them about SSM?
>>83223653Oh yeah I member that shit, used to use it when I thought smokers were jokers, but then I realised the wonders of nicotine. Still feel a bit unsatisfied when I smoke weed without tobacco mixed in. Got a dry herb vape but barely use it
>>83223670nice OC lad.hope you and dog enjoy the walk. have yourself a nice cuppa when you get back!
>>83223668From personal experience, and that of others I've spoken to, the mega anxiety kicks in once you've been a proper regular stoner and then stop. If you try go back it fucks you up. Guess the answer is don't stop.
>>83223668Don't know how you can do it. This is what I got at the moment and it sends me flat on my ass. Absolutely pongs. Gotta wrap it up and hide it under a jumper in the closet just so I can't smell it.
>>83223365Lycra tights, woolen socks, slippers, t-shirt, cardigan...Join me!
The spike in 1994 occurred in under 100 days, almost exclusively using machetes and farm equipment, in a country the size and population of Massachusetts. Wild.
>>83223690oh and trackie bottoms.
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/tnum/83217545/deleted/deleted/probably a 30 day ban again for ARE helper
>>83223627>But this isn't even remotely trueBut it is lad. I already gave you an example. The mentally ill lad who starved to death in his flat because his benefits got wrongly cut. He was in the system and at some point he disengaged when they made him jump through hoops to get his benefits he was already entitled to. >Have you seen the state of the average person being 'accommodated' by the council, or by a local charity? Absolute mongfucked mongbrained mongoloids,They might be dumb but they're not pathologically avoidant and distrustful like a schizoid lad would be. For these types engaging with those systems is easy.
>>83223562Even fresh chicken eggs are good.>>83223588The whites are thicker when cooked, yolks are richer and a bit bigger. Also the shell is tougher.>>83223590I'll keep an eye out. I've had quail eggs for the meme, they were tiny.>>83223607There was a place by me that did guaranteed double yolkers. Didn't know when I picked the box up, and had them boxing day morning with a friend. We thought it was a Christmas miracle, 6 double yolkers, but then saw the double yolker section when I next went to the farm shop.
Helen has scrubbed all of the pics of them together off her facebook and put it into lockdown. Poor woman dodged a bullet, but that's 3 years wasted with Mark. Poor woman.
>>83223691Someone said one importer recieved 120,000 Machetes into the UK last month.
>>83223687In the "closet" yeah? "Mate"?
>>83223676Tell you what, if you smoke some bud then pop in a zyn, you'll go places. Nowhere nice but you'll go places.
>>83223714she looks like a bloke with long hair
>>83223686True lid, was in hospital a few years ago and didn't smoke for 4 days and the 1st smoke after put me on my arse after a few puffs (i put far less than usual in but still fucked me up) after that i was back to regular ol joints >>83223687Corr looks tasty lad
>>83223718wh-what are you implying l-lad??
why is everyone going on about marie all of a sudden? We've known about her for like ten years
Dude this reefer put me hella on my ass bro I gotta put this back in the closet
>>83223542>>83223562>>83223590Good call lads. I have the same thing every morning for breakfast and have done for years. A grass fed, dry aged NY Strip, two duck eggs cooked in grass fed butter, and a San Pellegrino with a squeeze of lime. Occasionally throw in a fruit salad of watermelon, pomegranate and blueberry.
Anymore escortlad tales?
>>83223742wondered this my self lad, must be newfags
>>83223711I have literally never in my life had a double yoker, it annoys me every time I remember they exist and I've never seen the double boxes. When I had chooks I did have one massive egg that had another formed miniature egg inside it, inside the inside egg was just white.
That's some gnarly bud dude
I'd bet the IQ difference between Mark and Marie is lower than the difference between Mark and Helen
>>83223748Is it an ASMR thing? I've been on britfeel for years and I natively block out any post about ASMR in my head.
>>83223747don't even say this as a joke. you'll just encourage him.
>>83223762Laughed at this, probably about the same desu
>>83223769no its the kid SSM was noncing years ago, someone recently rediscovered it and has been shouting about it for days now
>>83223784Upset wrongun edwards has been exposed? You the paedophile teacher in Asia?
Time for a nappington is it X
Stop avoiding me you beast. You know what you are.
>>83223813no. power through until normal sleeping time.
>>83223784how old was marie when he met her?
>>83223806no not at all lad, i dont care, this has all been discussed at length before, that's why no one is taking any interest in it
Why is wearing a nappy such a turn on lads?
>>83223833doesn't matter.https://x.com/healymarie4/status/631168176525586432this could NOT be clearer.
>>83223745I dont really do breakfast, always takes me a few hours before I get hungry.>>83223755Apart from that time, I've only had/witnessed it happen a handful of times.
>>83223836You sound so upset about what happened with Wrongun Edwards.
>>83223833Wasn't she literally in her 20s when they met, lol?
>>83223131>>83223151>>83223213The beast of the east explaining how the UK works from his child shag pad in thailand
>>83223849yeah lad im devastated that fat alcoholic nonce man is doing fat alcoholic nonce things
Will never have a nice mid gf smiling adoringly at me
Ngl am rather attracted2 this particular mammyNot right if hhl is ban
>>83223869Gross skin and yellow teeth
>>83223872PEGGING SLUT.
>>83223869You probably don't even know what pub that is, you shut in
>>83223876I like mid girls. Imperfections make them more human.
>>83223872Yeah I'm just gonna say it 100% she's into pegging
>>83223885Too bad they don't like you lol
At my doctor's. she knows me as the awkward, autistic alcoholic who went to hospital 5 times in 30 monthsBut not this time. This time, she noticed. Commented on my appearance. Several times. Locked eyes. Flirted. More than once.And the funny thing is, they think I'm months sober. I'm only 6 days. But 6 weeks semen retention, and I feel like the Terminator. My sore liver is gone. Ulcers are gone. GERD is gone. I'm curious to see what my liver enzymes and testosterone is. I'll come clean if my enzymes are a little high, but I can't wait to see if I can test totally normal todayIt's such a different life. I used to dread this office, and felt such shame seeing the receptionist. Now I'm SOOO tempted to tell my doctor everything. I honestly don't know. I have minutes to decide.
>>83223889I'm not disputing that.
>>83223872Imagine she grew giant and made you rub her feet haha
Ngl ineed to remember to send email ave got a emial to send to linda the lassie that helps me sometimes That emailed me quite a while ago now ave been on low energy depression arc n i didnt have much to say.I always forget emails cus once the notification is gone on my phone its gone for good n i never really look at emails much
got a cheeky pay rise today but I haven't looked into the budget, no doubt thats going straight into rachel reeve's cavernous vaginal canal. if I could get some spacker diagnosis id be neeting but they take years.
Need cat onesie asap
>Japanese man uses AI to identify mushrooms and gets poisoned shortly after https://soranews24.com/2025/11/26/wakayama-senior-uses-ai-to-identify-wild-mushrooms-gets-poisoned-shortly-after/
>>83223969It's a good idea in general not to fuck with wild mushrooms unless you've been taught by an expert and spent a few years doing so field work of your own. There are so many mushrooms that are dangerous that look almost exactly like harmless ones besides very tiny easy to miss details.
https://youtu.be/cnbVKD7lVu4 pidgy n.n
>>83223890am i reading one of them women's magazines?
want to try 'chicken of the woods'supposedly, it's like chicken.
>>83223996What do you think about HHL's ban?
Cannot believe crossy tried to abduct me last night, must has mistaken me for a cow or something.
Garn ramen shop in 30, early dinner for me de lads
might go to the konbini (corner shop) to get some milko (milk)
Pretty sure I jst seen blad flying over my house on a spaceX rocket n_n
Wife says I look bored and tired in sex. Like I do not enjoy it. Like I am just waiting for her to come so I can stop. Cannot tell her that I have never enjoyed sex. Not one bit.
Nglwee sis said we chip in fr same thing fr mammy at christmas this year Like a weekend away in highlands or smth thats a good idea to me.Still need to think of something for her bday in few weeks tho
Phwoarr didn't fall asleep fully there did i now
Its already pitch black nd wet outside.It good for my nerves x
>>83224186>Still need to think of something for her bday in few weeks thohttps://hatchetharrys.co.uk/book-now/glasgow/
>>83224160Why is that lad? Do you like a wank, or asexual?
That's Dark Souls 3 completedKind of glad to be done with it but I had great funNeed a break from soulsy type games now that I've beaten all 3Reckon 2 is very underrated, I can't believe all the shit it gets
>>83224250I've tried, but at the end of the day I have certain... preferences, that I can't share with my wife. It's not an option to tell her.
>>83224269Ah, I'm with you. Luckily my preferences that I can't share with my wife aren't that important, still love cock in fanny so can keep that stuff behind closed doors.
Corrrrr! New lappy has arrived. Smaller screen is much better and seems more consistent than my old one in terms of backlight. Backlit keyboard too so get in there.
>>83224199Beautiful cat that. I have seen a few photos of it Whats it name and where does it come from?
My cat is on holliday. He's living in the living room with the heating on full blast and his litter box nearby, he doesn't want for anything, I bring him food and change his litterbox. He's never seemed happier.
no HHL till christmas ;_;
>>83224269tell us instead lad
He should appeal the ban. Can clearly tell it wasn't anything serious.
I always knew areRache loves a good pegging
>>83224358th-thats big!!
>>83224305Ugly ahh toes
If you can make nazi strapon domme edits of the Chancellor you can stack shelves or work in a warehouse
My Apu just found out that the prices of milkshakes are going up and he flew into a fucking panic. Lid dropped his yazoo and has been SCREAMING at full tilt. Won't stop going on about this being an attack on Helpers. Scared he's going to go Seethie tonight. He's quite a big lid. Scared he'll turn on me and blame me for it. SPACCA aren't answering their phones.
>>83224389Found out mine has frenital warts so I let her have a taste of my belt buckle. I didn't raise a harlot.
>>83224389they won't go up they'll just replace sugar with sweetener like they did with all the other drinks. Everything tastes like shit now.
Getting rid of de minimis right before christmas is quite the move, not sure what they were expecting the fallout to be but it will be quite bad.
Just had a recruiter email me about a network architect role for 80k, currently an engineer on 50. This one, he claims, is fully remote but they like to be sneaky with shit like that. Definitely going to look into it, even with taxes and whatnot an extra 30k gross will be a huge change. Unfortunately I expect it's the type of job where I'll need to work my arse off instead of just coasting through, hate having to work hard.
>>83224422Aye but could do it for a few years just to bring in some extra cash, put it in BTC/house deposit and then go back to a womfyarse wfh fake job
>>83224358This turned me on, ngl lad
>>83224422What would be the next step after that in 2 or 3 years time? Always good to play 1 step ahead with career decisions.
>>83224431Very hard to take a step down in pay I reckon, lifestyle creep is very real. Its at a service provider too and I left one of them last year because I was always stressed and miserable, don't really want to go through that again. But that being said my job might not exist next year and it's so much money. Think how much bragging on britfeel I could do if I was pulling in that sort of scratch.
>>83224456Any thoughts on how you'd answer the "any proof, little lad?" question?Take it from me, it's not as easy as it might seem. You'll be accused of faking everything. They'll twist everything you post.
>>83224446Architect is basically the top of the technical scale, further than that might be able to get some comfy consulting jobs or go into management. I don't think I'm really qualified for it, I've got experience in what they want but not in designing from the ground up, although I expect I could figure it out if I needed.
>>83224389I've been trying to calm my own Helper down since the news, he's stolen the TVs HDMI cable and ran up into the attic, SPACCA of course wont answer their phones, he's making a lot of noise up there and I'm too scared to check on him, have SPACCA ever answered? What am I even paying helper tax for?
Wagies think "womfyarse wfh fake jobs" will exist in "a few years" lol
>AI is really still digital. Ultimately AI can improve the productivity of humans who build things with their hands or do things with their hands. Like, literally, welding, electrical work, plumbing. Anything physical, those jobs will exist for a much longer time.>But anything that is digital, which is like just someone at a computer doing something. AI is going to take over those jobs like lightning. Coding, anything along those lines. It's going to take over those jobs like lightning. Just like digital computers took over the job of people doing manual calculations, but much faster.
Riffratz crying into his pillow tonight at the thought of getting a real job because he won't be able to upload SSM videos anymore.
>>83224490>>83224500Just reads like a desperate cope from a man who has wasted his life and is hoping there will be some "great leveller" to drag high achievers down to his level soon. Lol. AI is helping me make MORE money lad
>>83224508Real life data and an elon musk quote is "desperate cope"?
>>83224508>AI is helping me make MORE money ladThis is the standard wagie cope. At the end of the day everybody looks at your job now and thinks it could be done by AI. If we think that, your boss is thinking that. His job is to save the company money. Sorry it's not the 90s mate.
>>83224517Yes lol. For example, imagine if I was desperate to live on Mars. I could quote Musk saying "There will be a city on Mars in 10 years!"
>>83224534No one who actually understands what I do looks at my job and thinks it could be done by AI, lol. Cope on lad.
>>83224550And what is this job that can't be automated?
>my job is unique and special it could never happen to me Kek
>>83224563It literally doesn't matter what I say lad, you'll tell me you know better because you're desperate.>>83224572Nothing unique or special about it lad. I'm just an expert and I can tell you that LLMs are nowhere near replacing me completely and perhaps never will. They are useful though, they've helped me increase my earnings by about 30%, but that's plateaued.
sleep deprived from an all-nighter, wankered on tramadols, decided to make a curry.filled my water jug up with the shower (i don't have a cold tap in the kitchen) knocked the full jug onto the floor. towelled what i could but it's gone under the cabinet and won't air dry until it's warm again (tomorrow daytime).just hope it hasn't trickled downstairs into the neighbours' flat. last thing i need.
>>83224591>It literally doesn't matter what I say ladHahahahaha dickhead lost his bottle
>"Hahahaha" Predicting a multi-post meltdown now. That's usually how they start
ice here, get your ice!nice big block of ice. keep your food cool. these electric 'refrigerators' are just a passing fad.
Lads why did welper get banned? Don't remember him going off the rails that much. What one of the jannies a Tory voter?
Ah I see the argument instigator is back at it. Was quite a chilled out thread but I guess we're in for a night of LOOK EVERYONE I WON THE ARGUMENT THAT NOBODY EXCEPT ME COULD CARE LESS ABOUT. Wonder what nonsense he'll come up with next.
me? have made peace with the fact that well all be working in the cobalt mines for big AI
i have made TWO culinary mistakes today (or int wo days)
>>83224610Chuck us one of them blocks lid, got me heating up too high and clueless as to how to resolve the problem.
>>83211762 wtf this was yesterday morningtoday is Wednesdaythat was Tuesday, so that was not this 7am just gone, the one before that? did the calendars go forward?
>>83224622Some lad mentioned an interview for a 80k job and he's losing the plot about how the lads job is like a refrigerator or something. Not really following
>>83224605Bloody hell you are still fuming from last night
i am TIME TRAVELLING THROUGH TRAMADOL
wish I was on 80k, fell for the stem MSc meme from an accredited uni + years of work experience and now I just piss around in my ridiculously easy government wfh job where I do nothing but its only 30k, although I dont spend much anyway
Have noticed mongs in easily replaceable jobs make a point of referring to AI as LLMs as a little nudge so we know they're dead techy
>>83224648Love being cold me. It's 15 degrees in my bedroom right now, send that job my way I'll do it for half of that.
I've noticed a recurring pattern where people confidently claim that AI is useless, overhyped, or will never come close to replacing their profession. It's not just skepticism-it's often framed with absolute certainty. For example:>"AI will never do my job.">"LLMs are just prediction engines, they can't reason.">"This is another crypto-style hype cycle-it'll fizzle out."Now, to be clear, I'm not saying AI will 100% take over all jobs. I also recognize I have my own bias-I work in a field related to AI, and from what I've seen, the progress is both impressive and worrying. But I also admit there's uncertainty, and nobody really knows how it will all play out.What I'm curious about is the psychology behind people who are so dismissive. Is it:>A defense mechanism to manage anxiety about the unknown?>A kind of rational ignorance ("AI's not good yet, so I'll deal with it when I have to")?>Intellectual overconfidence or identity preservation ("I'm too creative/strategic/technical to be replaced")?
>>83224656for me it's when people say 'SSRIs'. they're not just casually talking about antidepressants. they know their stuff, they do.
SSM's benefits are safe by the look of things. Phew, I was worried for him. I don't know how he would have handled losing his Dad, possibly Helen and his benefits too.
why the fuck does BT keep getting range banned for fucks sake
>>83224669calling it now, this post is AI. Oxford comma, -ize suffix (yes that's valid Oxford English, shush), em dashes replaced with hyphens.anyway it's mostly the third one.
>>83224687banned proper, lad, or just the image uploading + email verification thing?getting asked to verify a lot. wonder if we're back in the dark times where it's a significant chunk of the userbase again.
>>83224678I'm that much of a weeb I can name all of those vtubers in the video. Im even subscribed to them all.
>>83224691Some of the second one too. They talk about AI as if it's one static "product". If AI hasn't gutted my job TODAY, it never will, it's not possible. As if it isn't learning and growing exponentially. This one is so stupid it has to be purposeful self-soothing ignorance.
>>83224678What I dont understand is why he lies all the fucking time.>Oooh I'm gunna sell my phone, my e-bike, my Ps5>Why? I dont need em, nope just dont need em, no other reason I'm just panic selling everything at CEX, my ps5 days are over>Benefits reinstated>Lads I bought a Ps5
>>83224669A lot of people are in denial about it, the progress it's made in just a few years is immense and it's only getting smarter. I admit I was a bit of a luddite around it since although I work in tech I don't have to write code so I couldn't really see the purpose for me personally. And then I got an email from Cisco support's bot Sherlock. They've had it for years and it used to just be an auto replier, they'd set it to email you every couple days and ask for more info or whatever. Then one day I sent in a ticket and got a reply within minutes, it'd obviously searched through the data from their ticket system and had found the exact error and given me the fix straight away. Before that would have been a person trying stuff, searching, trying other stuff and eventually we might have got there or found a workaround. It did it in minutes. Not surprising why they sacked loads of their staff last year. For things like this it's going to take over. Nobody really knows where it's going to lead, but it's definitely time to start learning how it works and include it in your job. That's where I'm at currently, which is a pain because most of the information I need is hidden behind vendor pay walls. It can search public forums and get good data out of that, but obviously the internal ticket systems has the real meaty content and they're going to guard that very closely so they can make people pay for it. There's always going to be a need for network engineers, even when we ditch WiFi and have everyone using 8g direct connections or whatever it'll still be necessary to configure and support these systems. I want to move into SASE but my dumb company won't pay for it.
>>83224687Virgin was getting range banned constantly last week, was doing my head in. Think it's something to do with us Brits and maybe the ofcom thing
Would like to have a girlfriend before I die but I'm not a rich donkey dicked Deano so I'm not allowed.
>>83224678Basically the new LCWRA will be based of the PIP assessment, mark got kicked off PIP and failed the assessment in short if you can't claim PIP you aren't going to be getting LCWRA. Not looking good for mark, loosing his dad, loosing Helen, being exposed as a weird sex pest and loosing his benefits.
>>83224740He does it to "own the trolls" which is like 10 people. Quite sad really.
>Highest tax burden in history to fund Labour benefits splurge: One in four to pay higher rate tax, pensions whacked and new property levies Highest tax burden in history to fund Labour benefits splurge: One in four to pay higher rate tax, pensions whacked and new property levies
>>83224771Middle class mongs crying that they have to pay more council tax. Boo hoo
>>83224670I used to say that a lot but that's only because they kept changing the medication, now I dont do meds. I'm off me MEDS!
People who safely assumed they would be in jobs for life 2-3 years ago now have to look over their shoulder about AI. Imagine it in 5 years. >it doesn't affect my jobYou have no idea. It affects everything. This is world changing tech. You could have the most AI safe job on paper but AI will affect something else that has a knock on effect to you. Mad people are still planning the future like it's 2012. We're in a completely new era.
>>83224777t. poor fag poster
>>83224771Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww diddums
>>83224768I don't even think there's 10
>>83224782Manual labour jobs will be safe, there's no way robots will be building houses anytime soon.
>>83224789Pay up nancy boy x
>>83224777Council tax is such a pain it used to be like 60 quid
The only thing the in the budget that affects me is the milkshake tax lmao
>>83224797No but you will have to worry about corporations like Amazon Tesla what have you creating a house printing service rather then traditional building. The finer things like wiring the electric and funnily enough plumbing will be relatively safe for a time. Building jobs though, the act of laying bricks.... They'll be the first to lose their big jobs.But anyway thats all like 20 years away.
>>83224797i dunno. robots build cars.a few years ago i lived by a construction site where they built blocks of student flats. every flat was a prefab shipping container style boxroom. cranes just slotted each one into place like it was Tetris.
>>83224826Milkshake tax kek mental
>milkshake taxNigel Farage happy about tax increases for the first time ever, sources report.
Me? I'm stocking up on milkshakes. No one is gunna mess with my milkies
>>83224826Outs of order initComing for r frijj
Reddit mongs FUMING over the two child benefit cap being lifted. Tough day for the middle class kek
>>83224871Better stock up lad mummy reeves took your elf bars off you and now she's after the milkshakes! Not right!
It honestly is mad though how much some people get paid for doing nothing. A few weeks ago I was working my arse off in a warehouse. 8 hours of walking and lifting heavy boxes for barely above minimum wage. I got a job in an office and it's been eye-opening. Most people are just chatting, sitting off and messing around. I walked into the HR office today and two of the girls were just sat on their phones. They're getting paid 30k a year to just sit on their phones. This is why the economy is in the shitter to be honest. You have people earning a somewhat okay wage (Northwest) just sitting around doing nothing. While you have people working their arses off in retail, hospitality, warehouses or factories etc. Is mad what the world has come to, to be honest
>>83224881children are our future."but my savings, i'm actually worse off!" sucks for you middle-class m80s, but it's odd whining about someone who already has 3+ kids getting money to support them. that's the most reasonable use of welfare spending in the world.
Milkshakes the only good thing from Mcdonald's tbqh
Sanjay Singh and his 7 kids living it up.
Unlimited Muhammad Spawn Cheat: ONhttps://committees.parliament.uk/writtenevidence/106165/html
>>83224881Nobody should be happy about being taxed to pay for Mohammed to breed 10 disabled kids with his cousin Bushra
>>83224929yeah for all the wagies moaning about us workshy layabouts living off handouts, plenty of the actual jobs aren't work. an office of 20 people would be an office of five if they were actually working and you cut all the redundant/pointless nonsense.but if you did that, it would be cruel, wouldn't it? people need those jobs!
>>83224929>They're getting paid 30k a year to just sit on their phones.This is most of the wagie lads in this thread then they cry about tax and lads not working as if they're putting in graft lol
>>83224929so we should all be slaving away down't pit for a pittance? maybe once upon a time where you could easily buy a house on fuck all but now you want us all actually working for these shit wages in this shit economy? nah, id sooner become a tramp and live in the woods in a makeshift cabin like kyle pidduck does than actually have to work. Rewind the economy clock pre 2008 and id actually work 40 hours rather than sit around slacking off. And I used to do a manual job as well, mugs game.
>>83224669I'll tell you what it is for me lad. I don't work in a field related to AI, but I do use AI constantly at my job. And the limitations are huge and obvious. I'm not saying there's no way my job could be done by a hypothetical AI, some incredible super intelligence. But we're nowhere near there yet, and I mean nowhere near. If we were, I'd be able to see it. By the time we get to that point, it'll be many, many years down the line. It would take multiple huge breakthroughs.
>>83224945it'll be another angle of attack against them immigrants wot have too many kids.but me, i'm going to jump on the bandwagon. shall be having as many sprogs as possible now that the cap has been lifted.
>>83224954I strive to be a box ticker desu
>>83224956but tax is ridiculously high lets be real as well as the cost of literally everything nowadays, graft or not the country is in a shit position.
>>83224649Still pissed off that the lad insulted your precious negros? State of you
>>83224929Since we're in actually in a world with artificial scarcity they need to keep people employed, but there isn't actually enough work to warrant it all. So all the white collar jobs basically do like 2 hours of work a day and then just have to fill the rest of the time. If they let people work only what was required then everyone would be sitting around thinking too much and they'd come to the conclusion that the powers that be are really fucking up the world for their own personal gain. Can't have the masses waking up to their fuckery, so keep them busy in 9 to 5s and they'll be so exhausted from looking like they're working that they won't have time to think.
>>83224963Still too scared to say what your job is?
Gunna be honest the neet wagie debate bores me greatly. Gunna head off and play some games by the fire. Laters chaps
>>83224975If you're getting paid for doing fuckall you can get taxed, what does it matter. If you were doing a real job I'd be more sympathetic.
>>83224985I'm a mining geologist lad, if you must know. I have to warn you though, if you start pretending you know all about my job and talking about how easily it can be replaced by AI, I will laugh at you and call you a mong.
next job on the AI chopping block? mining geologists, i reckon.
>>83224998>mining geologist>can't be replaced by AIHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh lad what's your job really though?
>>83225005Lol you mong
>>83225004They had it far too easy for too long
>>8322499740 hours is 40 hours, I dont think wagies should be taxed into a corner for not doing a real job, country is bloated to fuck, we quite literally dont need tens of millions of people but unless you make them disappear then people have to pay to live and people would rather do a non job than actually work for these tiny wages, if the juice was worth the squeeze and you could actually grow on this island id encourage actually putting in the effort but I put in the effort and I see that everyone gets funneled into 30-50k positions and you just get taxed no matter what you do, why actually try at this stage? might as well conserve my energy and work on things that I care about considering career growth is mostly pointless, at this stage I dont blame the neets or people going for easier positions. Plus retirement isn't going to happen, got to pace yourself.
>>83225041Stop instigating arguments lad
>>83225041Stop instigating arguments you fucking little spastic. You always do this FFS.
>>83225056Its not an argument, just a discussion, im just saying shits fucked and whats the point anymore
>NHS trust admits failures after death of girl, 16 sad, this. she was quite pretty (she'd be 19 today if she hadn't killed herself, so this is fine to say). waste of a high-quality person.
>>83225062It's the Argument Instigator Lad. "AIL" I call him.
>>83225062im sorry you feel that way </3
Oh great.. Now turkmong will be posting about some 16 year old who died of medical malpractice for 3 weeks. Fuck off
>>83225056>>83225062really feels like we're stuck between a rock and a hard place.
stuck between a neet and a wagie place
Absolutely fucking gutted we will miss helpers Christmas dinner post of 2025. Last years was an absolute banger.
>>83225077you're just jealous because you wouldn't be in the news if you died the same way.
>>83225090is he permabanned?
will take the NEET jobs?
>You're jealous of a kid that diedYeah makes perfect sense
>>83225107He's banned for a month I think
>>83225107Got a ban apparently, not sure for how long though. Crossy might be able to tell us since he has helper on PSN
>>83225090It not on, his seething nemesis is a right soft lad.
We will have to see his Christmas dinner post on the 26th or 27th. Wont be the same though.
>>83225117>>83225119at least if it's a longer ban, he can appeal. Helper is a good lad, i'm sure it's all been a misunderstanding.
it's less than a month until Christmaswhat the hell is going on
Greasy kebab mong
>>83225119Just spoke to Helper on PSN. He says it's an 8 week ban
>>83225143i am not criticising 4chan or its policies or its decisions HOWEVER i am saddened by this decision.SURELY they have missed some crucial context, that we would understand? ;_; maybe it was one of HHL's famous practical jokes.
>>83225142Oh aye. Just how I like it.
>>83225157shit, i want this.
>>83225155There was apparently other posts on /tv/. Nothing unethical but they were about a sexual preference for youth
can't believe are Timmy is now 60
Bit depressed today. Haven't gotten out of bed all day.
>>83225141Honestly I think something has happened to the flow of time. Renphan worshippers have preformed a ritual to speed up time so that the Mashiach will arrive sooner ushering in a new age for the greater state of Isreal.
>>83225141Time is continuing to move forward at a breakneck speed of 1 second per second
are those frozen bags of kebab meat any good? the ones that are always by al-Shah's or some other random Asian brand.have tried the fakeaway recipes where you cook a loaf of spiced lamb mince. it's not the same.
fish and chips for tea lads xbig fat haddock
>>83225166a lot of honest /tv/ posters get caught in the crossfires, "replying to off-topic threads".pretty funny when their mod moves threads to /b/ though.surely he's a reasonable guy/gal? someone hop on IRC. #justiceforsean
Got bullied by asians in secondary school and that's why I don't like them now.
>>83225201Oh lovely had fish and chippy a while ago. Can't be beat.
>>83225212you should have disliked them THEN instead. now it's too late to hate.
>>83225193Literal dog food
I remember when I went to Japan they'd often just make up jobs so that more people were employed. There were people "working" just stood outside entrances to parking garages, ensuring nobody got run over. In the UK there would just be some traffic lights or something
Is it ok when a girl tells you you are too cute. Went to spook her yesterday and she looked me, smiling, and told me I'm too cute to scare anyone.I don't know if she likes me or thinks less of me due to my looks.
>>83225230true. but it's homogenous and it tastes nice. not far off sausage or pie filling really.
>>83225193I remember eating them in the mid 2000s they were fucking rank, probably horse meat back then n all. The quality might have changed in 20 years who knows.
>>83225249sounds like you should murder her.
So depressed man.
The walls are closing in on our mark. Not looking good https://youtu.be/vI6GiZuqVA4?si=7Rs6Jo3GdiFGoMWg
Fancy a smedium cod
>>83225251damn. first time i saw a bag somewhere, seemed like a handy thing to have in. then again having a kilogram of easily reheatable kebab meat might be a bad idea.Jeff the Chef kebab meat is fine (as are their parmos) but they're pricey.
>>83225240No reason they can't do this here. Economy is fake anyway. Really is mad how they want to shame people for being unemployed yet won't just give them jobs
How often do you have thoughts of suicide and self-harm? On a scale from one to ten, of course.
>>83225276I wonder if Marie's tuppence is an innie or an outie.
>>83225297maybe a 3. not three-tenths of my thoughts or something, infrequent, but not never. just tends to pass, especially now i'm in my 30s. just here now.
>>83225295That would be your worst nightmare though because it would take away your excuses.
>>83225297Probably once or twice a week or so. Always making a plan incase something bad happens I learned to tie the hangmans noose a while ago. I can already see my fate approximately 15-20 years from now.
>>83225281I just been to swanscombe fish and chips I ordered small cod and chips the bloke said 2 minutes ok I said yeah fine anyway I know to cook cod takes longer but after about 15/20 minutes he got the cod out and put it into the shelf display to keep warm then put chips in the tray then the phone rang and he started talking looking in his fridge and walked off so looked at the cod and it was flat and shorts could of easily fit it in the palm of my hand so I thought I ask him if that was mine but he was to busy ordering stock on the phone after another 15 minutes he still hadn't appeared so even though them trays keep them warm they don't keep them hot so after another 5 minutes no show so I left and I thought if that was my smedium cod and chipsit was not worth 5.50 for that cod it was so small that shops got so expensive now and by the looks of things he didn't care about customers anyway so won't be going back there got the other chip shop to use now anyway
>>83225291I know this is a meme, but have you tried making your own? Genuinely made my own kebab last year, taste just like the kebab shop, it's lamb and beef some spices mushed together and cooked
>>83225327I'd love to earn a decent living and own my own house
it's kebab meat. it's fine. but 3 quid? just not worth it.how are those Snacksters frozen ones?
Swanny won in the end.
Shall be procuring various sorely-needed supplies now, meDo wish me luck laddinghams, for i shall indeed require same
>>83225353No you wouldn't lad. In theory yeah, but actually going to work every day and having to act normal would be too much for you
Shippy and Swanny
>>83225342>have you tried making your own? i have yeah. just found the top one on Allrecipes, think it was just lamb mince (and maybe flour or bread crumbs) in a loaf tin. came out fine, like a less greasy kebab, but the meat mix wasn't right. tasted of lamb innit.got a recipe link for the lamb + beef one lad?
I spoke to Zirkzee - the bouncer at Het Transportbedrijf - about Donvesh and he said that he's his biggest inspiration. He says a lot of people compare him to Donvesh, and that's fine because Donvesh is one of his heroes and he wants to be just like him.Zirkzee wasn't seething about it. He just said it how he saw it.His name?Zirkzee.The other fella's name?Donvesh.
>>83225297Only every day x
>>83225357Shit and original!
>>83225382I dont have the recipe on hand but this looks like the right stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lece4mc1R1I
>>83225374yeah they would probably have to make certain accommodations. But it's a pointless fake job anyway so there's no reason they can't.
Ever think about all the friendships/relationships you've fucked up and how far behind your peers you are?
>>83225370Fucking niggers and their mopads with LED search lights in the middle of the fucking day blinding me and everyone with their gay high beams.
>>83225443gotta learn to overcome it, if you really want something you can get it - thats the point i think
>>83225443Only every day xox
It's a Purple Mountains kind of nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CtxkCmcsiw
>>83225411that baking paper trick is ingenious. thanks lad!
>>83225443i just mentally compare myself to people 10 years younger than me.(might start making it 15.)
>>83225439What kind of accommodations?>>83225443Lol fuck no I'm ahead of my peers lad
lol just remembered that lad's post about high beams on country roads.one of these days i'm going to burst out laughing at a funeral or somewhere, because that AI HelperLad image popped into my noggin.
>>83225443I think about my friendships ive fucked up but I'm not behind anyone, desu compared to people my age ive got more behind me, especially co workers my age. I do wish friendships had worked out tho
>>83225537You are absolutely seething lad and it's obvious
>>83225443> Ever think about all the friendships/relationships you've fucked up and how far behind your peers you are?every day lol29, still a virgin, no friends since 2014
>>83225537Had that happen to me a few times while posting here, laughing randomly like a maniac remembering a stupid post somebody made. All fun and games here.
It's always sadder this time of year.
>>83225574You are absolutely seething and you're about to burst with anger
Winning the lottery will get me a girlfriend.
I wonder how the staff at CEX react when SSM comes in to sell yet another PS5.
Just wanna do gay stuff with Crossy
>>83225615think that's a sin me lad
>>83225607Elliott Rodger already worked through that delusion lad. Then he killed a load of women
>>83225606Seething? Who me? What about? Not been bickering with anyone today.
>>83225612You just know he tries to strike up a conversation with literally every cunt he interacts with anywhere, justifying whatever it is he's doing>it it it n not for me guise
Had a dream where a white and pink octopus crawled up my urethra, and I came hard as fuck. Wonder what that means.
>>83225595Ngl im close to kms
>>83225638Came close the other day, kept having these visions of just slicing me wrists open, usually I envision hanging
>>83225632Wonder what he's doing without YouTube now? I bet he's sat in his grotty council flat drinking can after can after can of beer in his underpants sniffing his own farts thinking it's the ghost of his dead dad.
>>83225625He didn't win though. Poor lad fell for the manifestation meme. Thinking he can change reality by just believing it. Probably some whitepill mong told him that. This is why you should just be honest to incels.
>>83225662Oh so other people think like this? Not just me then. Good to know I'm not alone in feeling like this.
>>83225625>Then he killed a load of womenHe even fucked that up, he did kill his 3 (?) incel roommates though kek
>>83225675I believe Ruthmong will kill soon too
>>83225574I get the same lad, will be sitting watching TV with wifeberg and something comes up that's really funny but there's no way I'd be able to translate it and not sound like a lunatic. She's quite politically correct and had a downs aunt and worked with the mentally disabled for a long time and wasn't best pleased when I forgot to hide my power level and called someone a mong in front of her.
Having a wank to the most mildly erotic image on daytime television
>>83225722Does your wife take it up the shitter?
25 and I'm already missing a tooth. A molar, but still.
>begs for triple cherry win>immediately gets something better>still not enough to cover his lossesa poor person's mind at work
>>83225748You ask me this every time lad. She has but it was like ten years ago and she doesn't enjoy it.
SSM's YouTube is gone, his Instagram is gone.yet you can still stream The Rolling Stones on all the websites.
>>83225757what the fuck are you talking about poor people cherries what
just want sehreepy back.
I bet you I'm going to get sectioned again. I'll be posting from a psych ward within a couple of weeks, I bet you.
>>83225821If someone tries to section you just section them right back. Tits for taters.
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