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Lidl Truro edition
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>>83225843
Love my local Lidl. Bakery section is exceptional
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You ask me if my wife takes it up the shitter EVERY SINGLE DAY
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beasty bastard
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If you try to section me Anon, you will have crossed a line, and I will section you, so help me!
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my dad's a banker and he banks aIl day.
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>>83225843
the aldi apus won't like this thread
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>>83225878
I am being serious. Yes Peep Show funny. I'm fucking sick of it. Throwing me into a psych ward and throwing away the key. Another christmas will be spent in one, probably throw me in isolation. Joke
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>>83225885
>tfw your old man's a dustman and he wears a dustmans cap, he wears cor blimey trousers and he lives in a council flat
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>>83225906
What's wrong with your noggin lad? Must be something going on to get sectioned.
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>>83225906
I dunno mate, I'm completely fucked in the head but I can't imagine ending up in one of them places, for some reason some people like it or whatever, I just bedrot, what will it achieve? They put you on strong pills or what?
You probably get some cute emo tarts in there though
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Wareham Wrong'un
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Cauliflowers Fluffy and cabbages green
Strawberries are sweeter than any I've seen
Beetroots purple and onions white
All grow steadily day and night!

The apples are ripe and the plums are red
The broadbeans are sleeping in their blankety bed

Blackberries are juicy and rhubards sour
Marrows fattening hour by hour
Gooseberries hairy and lettuces fat
Radishes round and runner beans flat

The apples are ripe and the plums are red
The broadbeans are sleeping in their blankety bed.

Orangey carrots and turnips cream
Reddening tomatoes that used to be green
Brown potatoes in little heaps
Down in the darkness where the celery sleeps

The apples are ripe and the plums are red
The broadbeans are sleeping in their blankety bed.
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>>83225957
why did i watch the whole thing again
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>>83226060
Behaviour like that isn't going to keep you out the looney bin lad, maybe you should get some anti depressants to calm your temper.
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is a tesco clubcard worth it?
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>>83226073
Pretty much essential ever since they made their deals clubcard only. They also send you some vouchers every few months. I stack them up until I've got hundreds of quid and then buy something big. Basically paid for all of our wedding booze with clubcard vouchers. The guy running the till was not impressed.
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That was quite the over-reaction there de lid. We've got just the thing for you right here. Should stop all the screaming, panic attacks and worry. Afterwards the nice care worker will help you into your day nappy and pop you in front of the telly for some Antiques Roadshow and gingernut biscuits. Sounds lovely doesn't it de lid?
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Need to return to work tomorrow, and I'm actually going to have to do some work which is a bloody nightmare. At least tomorrow can be my phenibut day, can nip on the sofa bed in the office if required, and it's only two days until the weekend.
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>>83226096
for some reason i thought you had to pay a subscription. there arnt many tesco in my town bit i think its still worth it
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>>83226073
Are u being serious rn?
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>>83226096
Cease n desist demon
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>>83226115
>sofa bed in the office
christ
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Meant this 1
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>>83226118
im super ceral!
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Quite nice seeing my church ppls tonight
Gtg shops forgot somtehing.Waiting on my phone charging first
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>>83226117
Nah it's a freebie, for coop you have to pay a couple quid up front but that one's got shit since they stopped letting you from getting points to use as cash, buncha cunts.

When I used to drive for work I'd always make sure to go to Tesco petrol stations for the clubcard points. Was annoying because my mate wanted Sainsbury's for nectar points. Battle of whoever was driving at the time.
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>>83226133
Oh yeah that one is confusingly worded. Sofabed in the home office that doubles as a second spare room. Just your standard spack box room.
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Literally jst had this entire conversation wi my church ppls about the clubcard nd clubcard points nd everything. Literally 10 mins ago. STalking cunt
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not right what he did to Marie
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>>83226181
SSM got away with it.
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Checked on me every 15 to 30 minutes.
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>>83226207
mental health ward? ive been there
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I'm going to send this nasty bitch an email she won't forget.
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cor it's the game from my childhood but it takes a spooky twist. mostly into legit sorcery, 3D on a Mega Drive? liminal af
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Thought youd pipe down u mad stalking bampot x
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>>83226246
What you been up to Crossycakes
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No HHL for a month and it lush x
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Not right what mark did to that girl. Not right at all! Why was he phoning her constantly? How did they even meet? Why was he paying her parents money every month just to see their daughter? Very odd and unsettling behaviour, nasty piece of work he is.
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Mammy Reeves x
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>>83226268
corr imagine if crossmong fucked off too
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>>83226268
What happened lad? Someone fill me in.
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>>83226279
Beautiful photo of our mummy that.
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>>83226278
bmong pretending to like SSM then making nasty two face posts off trip
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>>83226279
There's nothing even in the budget about cigs and beer
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Another day, another York pub closed. Not good at all.
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lad going mental ITT.

...and there's ALSO a guy in a psychiatric ward LOL
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>>83226286
Well he was on a bender and threatening to kill people again so I presume he's banned
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>>83226325
Couldn't care less about pubs shutting down. I never go in them.
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>>83226268
HAS HHL forgotten his laptop password lmao x
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It's for his own good
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>>83226353
No shoes, no shirt, no service. No Turks.
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It wasn't much but at least I could songwrite.
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>>83226325
pls stop gangstalking my /britfeel/ frens
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>>83226353
That's because you have no social life.
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>>83226386
Wooden bed not for me
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>>83226386
you're allowed guitar strings?
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>>83226380
I have a shirt at least. I'm a British lad. Very common southern accent.
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THIS CHARMING MAN X

A jumped up country boy who never knew his place x
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You are now imagining a large black penis, inches from your mouth.
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NEVER GUNNA FALL FOR (MODERN LOVE)
WALKS BESIDE ME (MODERN LOVE)
WALKS ON BY ME (MODERN LOVE)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhVctfNeTgU
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>ywn have a pint with a lass at your local

why even work? you'll always be single.
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>>83226325
Serco will come in and buy it with their infinite amount of cash and into a HMO for rubber boat mongs. Oh aye
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>>83226443
A button up shirt? With long sleeves and a collar? What's your average daily outfit?
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>>83226428
Not allowed them in high security wards unless supervised but are in others. I was checked on very often. I've been in both
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>>83226480
no dude if you get a job you can self improve and one day a girl will pick you

LOL
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>>83226305
Settle down riffratz, little lad is out here STARVING without SSM drivel content to upload to his piss and shit YouTube channel LOL
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actual legit nutters in britfeel. mad
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Just spend your last $1000 on lottery tickets and if you believe very hard you'll win the jackpot
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>>83226487
cor m8 sounds lush
fancy a stay meself
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how do i get sectioned? my flat is cold, could do with a few days somewhere else.
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>>83226503
Least he's not a liar like HHL
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>>83226523
cold flat? can claim pip with that
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>>83226499
You've been exposed lad. Nasty twoll who accepts a spanner then talks shit anonymously like a coward
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>>83226457
Would kiss her fanny x
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>>83226528
Sorry that your hero and role model has been outed as a deranged sex pest. Don't worry you can always move onto another nutter on YouTube to obsess over.
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>>83226531
I really don't understand the hype around her. I'd probably lick her anus, but she looks very mid to me.
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>>83226483
And sprogless wagies will continue to slave for millions more browns on benefits to outbreed us.
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>slaving away while sprogless as you are demographically replaced by your government and all your women fuck black guys
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>>83226486
I just wear plain cotton shirts. No v-neck. Has to be comfy.
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If our welper was here he would be talking about the dead cops in America not quite the same without him.
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should i send some true crime books to her po box? maybe she'd like that.
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IBS is coming back strong lads not feeling good
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>>83226594
whodunnit? i genuinely don't know how to sift through Twitter the way our Helper can.
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>>83226605
Postage from turkey to the UK would cost you a fortune mate, probably a months wages over there
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>>83226605
to who are you sending these books?
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>>83226594
Bloody Americans at it again
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>>83226605
might be a bit much. i reckon a few toenail clippings in an envelope will do.
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>>83226619
He could gift via UK Amazon desu
Corr might send her a big dildo
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>>83226278
He packed her fudge, didn't he?
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>>83226619
I'm not from Turkey.

>>83226620
A babe in Scotland.

>>83226622
That's a bit sick lad.
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Wrongun Edwards? Bacon bonce
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>>83226665
Yes you are you little brown mong spastic we all know you are, stop denying it. Nobody cares that you're from Turkey what we care about is you constantly lying about it.
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Watching Pluribus. It seems a bit woke and boring. Does it get better? I'm not interested in a lesbian fantasy author's life. Thought it was meant to be sci-fi.
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haven't seen guitarlad post in ages. hope he's doing okay
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I'll never have the energy to keep up hygiene or get a job. Don't know how normies manage it. Oh wait...they have pussy to look forward to. Not me, though.
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>>83226632
She's already got one of those.
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Turkmong spends his days in a little favela style ghetto photoshopping his cuck blacked fetish onto ASMR girls he stalks on YouTube
What a life.
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>>83226694
Ah so this must've reminded her of her BBC dildo.
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you lot are weird man
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>>83226745
She will have had a lot of penises inside her already. Every young woman does.
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>>83226681
Eh I'm on the fence so far. Cinematography is very bravo Vince but the pacing is slow and nothing particularly interesting has happened. I'll stick it through since there's fuck all else to watch on TV at the moment other than welcome to Derry and the chair company.
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>>83226757
the thread is particularly odd today.
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>>83226681
>Pluribus
BRAVO VINCE
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>>83226757
Life made me this way, I always wanted to be normal but it wasn't possible sadly.
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>>83226759
True lad. 24 year old girls will have fucked dozens of men through one night stands and friends with benefits. She may have had a fair few black boyfriends before settling for her white chad.
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The UK has a woman problem. It will destroy our country within the next 20 years if we don't restrict women's rights.
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Wonder if he will be porking Rachel in Number 11 tonight. I doubt it. Probably in the cuck chair in the corner while David Lammy has a go.
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>>83226665
What books, maybe I want them before you send them off to some lass
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>>83226830
I'm better looking than he is. Let me have a quick go on her
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Women start having sex from 14 on average in this slutty country. The vast majority of women can get sex any time on tinder...often on the same day.
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Normies aren't taking the new budget well..
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>>83226717
That wasn't me. That's probably footmong. I don't do that kind of stuff. I might say a few dirty things, though.
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>>83226834
>How I learned to love my stalker
>The secret sex techniques of Turkey
>Purchasing shoes for fun and profit
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This is the type of content crossy watches on YouTube.
https://youtu.be/V7KjHLRGdrc?si=yOuOZ0oRSIfT0m7d
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>>83226846
Impossible for young white lads to find a suitable white wife these days. Their ability to pair bond will have been destroyed. I don't blame lads who take the SEApill at all.
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>>83226822
wrong. we need a matriarchy where women round up weak men (me) in cages, harvesting their semen while laughing at them.
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>>83226856
Of all places you'd think Reddit lefty freaks would be pro bennymong. Of course they only care about natives on benefits though.
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>>83226856
Redditors voted for this Labour government. I knew it would be bad but it's actually scary how fast Labour is speed running the destruction of the UK. They know they'll lose very badly in 2029 so they're making sure no future party will be able to salvage anything.
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>>83226873
They don't want your semen. They'd just form harems for the top 1% of men and leave 99% of men as virgins.
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>>83226864
You can send the others to her but I want
>Purchasing shoes for fun and profit
I gotta up my game
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hope HHL gets on that mobile data phoneposting
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>>83226856
>73bn to 400bn in five years
I do not the believe this. Too high. There's already so much deliberately misleading stuff out there about are bennies.

>>83226887
In womens ideal world, chads would fight to the death and the winner gets to "rape" whoever they want and breed them until they are killed by the next chad. 99% of men would be chemically castrated at birth and given a lesser status in society with less legal rights. They would have to work until they drop dead.
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>>83226904
Women would rather share a single high quality male with 100 other women than have to have sex with a man below 8/10.
This is why every society on earth before 1950 restricted women's reproductive ability and formed societies where it was 1 man to 1 woman.

There is basically no reason for men to work or do anything any more, if we aren't allowed access to women.
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>>83226856
bet this lad has some fake email job where he gets paid 60k a year to do nothing
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>>83226877
They're not actually left wing in the traditional economic sense, they only signal left wing social beliefs because it is high status in the professional middle class circles they roll in. It gives them a sense of moral and intellectual superiority, feeling like they above the working class who aren't as educated as them.
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>>83226681
>>83226762
OK it does at least get interesting laster on. The dyke partner dies and then it turns into that Rick & Morty episode where everyone is a shared consciousness.
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>>83226864
This DVD maybe. A good 1993 kino. I like the scene where he shoots up her workplace because she rejected him.
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>>83226880
They've been strongly anti-bennies for a few years now. They love all the digital ID and cashlessness though
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I am so fucking lonely I just want a cute girlfriend to cuddle with
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>>83226953
Based on true story too. Mental what some guys become when they get rejected.
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>>83226954
Doesn't matter what they think about bennies, they voted Labour because of social justice - LGBT rights, brown people, etc. Morons.
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>>83226974
>>83226954
Starmer etc were all extremely pro bennies and anti austerity before being elected then did a 180. It's part of why they are now losing so much support to the green party, which now polls equal to them.
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having a job doesnt mean you'll get a gf. having a job is like the bare minimum to participate in society. if you want a gf you need other things. car, rent/mortgage your own place. After that you need social standing (a group of friends), since if she finds out you have no friends her pussy will dry up.
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>>83226933
yeah i assume Reddit lads are IT professionals by default. they always passively make assumptions, e.g. everyone can just buy games/consoles all the time.

pretty easy to "believe in" shit when you're fine no matter what.
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This years I'm a celeb has been fucking shite about as entertaining as reading the dictionary
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>>83226954
The riots seemed to make them seriously turn against lower class whites, shitlibs were regularly coming out with tropes about people on benefits that wouldn't have been out of place in a 2009 Sun newspaper.
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>>83226937
Bro really didn't even finish the first episode
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>>83227023
Yeah I almost turned it off when they were at the bar drinking together lol... glad I didn't.
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Mum wants the tree up on December 1st. Grim.
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>>83227026
It doesn't really start until the 3rd episode, even then literally nothing happens, all 5 episodes so far could be 1 or 2. BRAVO VINCE
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>>83227036
Your mother loves you and she wants to make Christmas happy for you. You'll miss it when she's gone.
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>>83226928
They're always bragging about how they do fuck all during their wfh jobs, same on here kek
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i wish i was a uwu cute girl and not a disgusting incel moid
just that one chromosome is the difference between being liked or rejected your whole life
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PRESSURE
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>>83226856
>Meanwhile anyone on benefits can lie in bed all day and face no risk of losing their social housing no matter what they do.

The best thing to do as a single, white man born in this country who wants to maintain his sanity. The economy will never get better. This is late-stage capitalism. There aren't enough jobs...even shit minimum wage ones.

Make the millions of brown imports and women do all the work now. I don't want to slave for minimum wage in a warehouse with browns while women get cushy jobs and fuck only career men. Fuck slaving. Wagies can quit anytime but they want their holidays and latest iPhones to prove they are not poor. Sad!
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>Bowie
NONCE
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times like this make me want to self harm by fapping to gay bbc porn and forced bi joi videos
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>>83226953
Corr certified Ruthmong kino
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>>83227071
cant believe youd say that really
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Got back from a long shift. Time to play ARC Raiders with the lads from work once again. Friendmaxxing pays off
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>Bowie
overrated
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Is it considered noncing to go after 15 year olds? What if they look mature and sexy?
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>>83226961
Gonna have to win the lottery lad.
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Best Bowie album? It's Blackstar for me, Low being a close second and Hunky Dory being a close third.
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>>83227106
the victim doesn't matter, only the perpetrator.

David Bowie was talented and good-looking. so he was allowed, IMO.
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>>83226993
God so much work isn't it? Meanwhile the single mum can just open her legs and get another bit of child benefit no questions asked. If men were getting sex, they'd probably actually fucking bother to work foid cunts. Pay for us. Go build you own fucking homes. LAZY FOIDS just want easy jobs.
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>>83227128
If I'm good looking can I shag 15 year old lasses?
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Ground control to Major Nonce x
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>>83227134
Problem with NPNW is that it implies if I got it, I would then go work. But I wouldn't. It doesn't take into account the many years of suffering and permanent physical and psychological damage this has done to me. I really need decades of easy pussy and love from women, as reparations for what has been done to me.
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>>83227140
Wish I could desu
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ill af me in beddingtons mugh9go down chippy first wuegerb and chips xxxx

Labour win today. Landlords lashbout now x

Evil tories always win x

Mone ly money money x
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>>83227159
Never liked him. Was probably good mates with Gary Glitter. Ruth's favourite.
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How will you be celebrating thanksgiving lads
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Favourite Twitch streamer? Sweet Anita for me.
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Let's nonce
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>>83227078
Thank god mentally unstable men here don't have access to guns like the USA.
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>>83227188
Oh aye de lid x
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>>83227188
There we go he's back. Sounds wissed as fuck though lol
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>>83227207
Cracking pair of tits on her
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>>83227218
You seen King of Comedy? Great stalker kino
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All consensual I'm sure.
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>>83227207
she's allowed to say the N word because she has tourettes but if some autistic lad has a meltdown and starts screaming the N word he'd get banned. How is that fair?
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>>83227242
No but it's a black comedy. Stalking is no laughing matter. It needs to be dark, twisted and violent.
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>>83227207
Isn't that the one that launched her cat 10ft across the room?
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Landlords need more money
Fuck the poor
Vote tory xxx
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>>83226856
From that thread:

>I just don't think people realize how many people in this country are taking the absolute piss and live a very good life and will never work nor will they attempt to. I'm sure they'll have no pension, but they'll be better off than someone who's worked their whole life on a poor salary with a small pension when they're both at retirement age, it's wrong.

It pays to be NEET. Wagies love paying for car maintenance and giving their greedy landlord most of their wage. It's wrong.
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>>83227270
Alinity? Had a few wanks to that dirty bitch
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>>83226865
https://youtu.be/EWxFMUik4mQ
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For me it's Emiru if I saw her in real life id rape her on the spot instantly
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aliens have gathered enough intel from flying over our houses, now they're posing as two of our resident personalities. do NOT be fooled.
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gimme a qrd on seasideshart
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I'm very good friends with a guy called Dil Dog who was in the hacker group The Cult of the Dead Cow.

Do you know any celebrities?
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Garn down chippy now

Fuck Kemi Badenoch
Fuck greedy landlords
Fuck the lot x
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Me? I'll never stop fighting for the SeasideARMY and believing the Seaside CREED.
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>>83227321
if you rape someone it means you don't actually love them.
(not having a go at you, that's just the science)
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I don't even go down the high street every day. Wagies are fucking deluded. I can claim disability for mental health reasons and mum will maybe get about 10 quid from it a week (which she will more than make up for by buying me fast food and snacks). If she wants me out, they'll have to give me a council flat.
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>>83227314
Enthralling performance from Glorp, never knew he had a name
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>>83227314
dats it mane
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>>83227326
Gleep glorp x
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>>83227355
If your mum wanted to throw you out she could do it tomorrow, and there's nothing you could do about it lad
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desperate for a seaside update de lads
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>>83227331
>the hacker group The Cult of the Dead Cow.
cor i remember reading up on these.

mate of mine randomly met OiNK of OiNK's Pink Palace. just hanging out with these guys and one is like "anyway i'm off, i have that court case", she asked the other people, summat about computers. it was the fucking torrent tracker guy wow.
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>>83227265
She's mixed race, her Dad is black, so I suppose she has an N word pass.
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https://youtu.be/0CdMqJ9Lidg n_n
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>>83227321
She's with a black man now
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Give more money to the rich

They need more money xxx
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>>83227383
I just call the police like the last time and barricade the boxroom door.
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>>83227418
You got away with that because your mum caved. If she told the police to, they would remove you from the premises.
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Take money off people on benefits and give it the rich landlords.

Kemi Badenoch knows the score x
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>>83227390
That is funny actually, what a random guy to meet
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>>83226256
I was jst seeing my church pals.We meet in evening as they all have jobs lol.It was nice
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I work full time above minimum wage, claim some UC and barely scrape by. No end in sight. What's the point anymore? It's time to hang up the boots and join my NEET brothers. Thanks Labour.
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>>83227328
Got caught red handed grooming, manipulating and abusing a young girl with special needs several years ago. He paid hundreds of pounds towards her parents just to see her, he knew she had the mental capacity of a 16 year old and then harassed her when she dumped him. There's several videos exposing it all
https://youtu.be/nrYOJX6XGuA?si=9CdE0bor1yY4jSH_
https://youtu.be/NSyG8wcjab4?si=WvT32WGBpQuxLo2X
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>>83227428
Lad as if she is going to want damage down to the home by pigs and have all the neighbours gossip. Scumbag pigs have kidnapped me before and put me in the middle of the countryside at 2 AM. FUCK THEM PIGS.
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>>83226256
Also was feeding The pigeons again byt didnt get a pic this time.I dont know How they communicate telepathically when theres 1 of them I put down the seeds n as soon as he starts eating like 5 swarm over that i never saw were there.I dump the whole bag n they were chowing down.It cute
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>>83227473
It would be you who would be the one who does the damage. Also the neighbours would understand. No one wants a dosser scum son
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If the pigs ever pulled that shit with me again, I'd be clingling onto their car and telling them I'm not going anywhere. It's not safe for a mentally unstable man to be left out alone in the countryside. You fucking take me to custody and try and charge me with something. Then watch me no further action myself out of there.
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NGl I looked for that coffee stout bc of Anons recomendations.But i could only find a chocolate one.That suits me tho
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>>83227476
Well they probably hear the other bird munching its a survival instinct and they know food is near.
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>>83227487
No, the police would cause the damage by forcing entry. They could not possibly charge me for that. I've dealt with pigs so many times lad. They don't fucking scare me.
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>>83227470
>young girl
she was 24
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>>83227500
Ikr but its near a shop where Its quite busy nd noisy so idk how they even notice. I guess they spend their whole life on the hunt for food so tis easy. No Tescos fr pigeon.
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>>83227454
do they know you scam the benefits system
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>>83227508
You don't understand lad. If the police caused the damage by forcing entry, it would be regarded by everyone as your fault for barricading yourself in your room and not listening to your mum, who owns the house. You wouldn't get charged. You'd just be thrown out and made homeless
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>>83227548
No, the council will be providing me emergency housing. I will call the police and say I'm suicidal every day until I get it. I wasn't born into this country to be homeless while browns steal our homes.
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>>83227547
Having a little seethe is it king?
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In that chippy now

People on benefits should judt kill themselves so the rich can get richer. Landlords need more money x
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Why does it always rain on me? Is it cos I lied when I was 17?
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Drug dealers have girlfriends.
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>>83226278
>Not right what mark did to that girl. Not right at all! Why was he phoning her constantly? How did they even meet? Why was he paying her parents money every month just to see their daughter? Very odd and unsettling behaviour, nasty piece of work he is.
Are you a women or a dramatic homosexual man?
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does that turkish lass visit britfeel?
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yeah she was just
seventeen
don't search my hard drive
- John Lennon
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>>83227625
I don't know, but she said she was going to email 4chan to complain about Ruthmong.
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i am a dramatic homosexual man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=linQQ_XIVjI

o i
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>>83227647
Same n also sensitive as my p4 teacher said
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>>83227644
I expect that got directed to /dev/null. Useless bint.
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>>83227647
I meant same apart frm the homo part an straight
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>>83227674
they just had to write comments, they could have written anything

"he tends to walk on two legs"
- ur primary school teachers
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Ngl parts of primary skool ws comfy up to about p4 or 5. My favourite Post that Zelda poster ever said was about the difference of primary nd secondary skool. I felt that deep in my soul..We had our wee primary ppls that we got used to nd then we got thrown into the Mental psychic torture prison of secondary skool wi weird freaks from different places nd different skools nd Male teachers etc. It was honestly a traumatic Experience that am still not over
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>>83227522
No tesco for pigeon indeed lad.
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>>83227566
Yeah they'd put you in a homeless shelter lad, they don't need to give you a flat
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>>83227706
Ok but they wrote That am sensitive nd it also wasnt just that 1 teacher that wrote it either. OH MY DAYS WHY ARE YOU SO BOTHERED WHY MY P4 TEACHER WROTE IT DOES THAT RLY MATTER!!! U LOT WILL FKIN ARGUE WITH A MIRROR!!
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>>83227742
He's gay for sure.
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If mum makes me homeless, I'm going to live in York.
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Laurel's Turkish delight
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>>83227736
Its quite weird like. If we didnt have supermarkets we would jave to forage nd hunter gather nd hunt n stuff. No other animal has a supermarket.
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>>83227767
Love the lass but she really has a nasty side.
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>>83227764
For me it's Sunderland, oh aye.
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>>83227772
Aw my wee pals eating seed. I miss them nown
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>>83227782
Why? I may go to Falkirk as Scotland has better options for homeless lads.
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Just got back from chippy. Got cheese wurger and chips with warlic sauce. In beddingtons x

Final thoughts of the day? Fuck the Tories. Fuck landlords. Fuck the rich x
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>>83227623
>Reading hour long posts
Are you ok little man?
Has something bothered you?
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>>83227796
I can afford takeaways easily on bennies.
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nice to have hhl back x
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>>83227726
primary school was shit. Teachers in year 2 stressing out and going mental getting red in the face screaming at you and all the other kids. Then you count back the years and realize you were like 6 years old when this was happening. Psycho cunts. I laugh whenever some cunt teacher on reddit whinges about "feral" kids and how hard they have it and they're not getting paid enough. They're lucky they get paid anything.
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>>83227816
>Then you count back the years and realize you were like 6 years old when this was happening.
Was demonic. So much weird shit in primary school I can't be fucked to type out. I looked up my primary recently and my Year 6 teacher is now the headmaster. Right weird cunt she was.
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>>83227830
Phwoasrrrr get it down ye x
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>>83227830
Ye burgers upside down lad
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>>83227816
I hated being "in trouble" like that.It rly destroyed my nerves
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>>83227816
phew thank fuck I went to a private school
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>>83227772
Yeah weird that
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cunt teacher used to make me look at her ugly face when she was telling me off. Wouldn't let me leave until I did. Hated staring at her ugly face. Discriminated against for being autistic but of course you don't realize it at that age
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Tories are right. Give more money to the rich then it trickle downs.

Money is everthing. Money is god. Landlords need more money x
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So in england you call primary 2 year 2. That makes sense "year 10" n all this drivel now.That jst "clicked" for me
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>>83227830
Thought you said you had a 55 inch 4k tv lad? Doesn't look it.
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P.E. teacher made me do it in my underwear if I forgot my kit. Different times.
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HHL might be hands down the most mentally ill person to ever grace this website and that's saying something.
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>>83227891
He just has a normal learning disability lad.
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Be prepared x

A new era is upon us x

https://youtu.be/5WsZdDDQ8b0?feature=shared
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I can't wait for HHL to get his comeuppance. It's gonna be glorious.
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A bunch of us got told off for making "guns" with lego in fucking like Year 2. Fuck you expect a bunch of young lads to do with lego. Now they want us to sign up for WW3.
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Made me laff ngl. I was finking of more interesting stuffs than bring in skool wi a bunch of mongs n this jobby teeth bitch took the huff
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HHL will destroy this country. We'll lose everything.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
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>>83227880
He's probably got 2 tvs, benny mongs living lavish
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Ngl the experience of secondary skool was The experience of Being raped for years on end.IO will never forgive them
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asmr the downfall of seasidemark
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Ist actually insane that we get thrown into 10-12 yrs of psychic torture prison w/o consenting Nd its like..Sink or swim...And it decides rest of your life..thankx
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>>83227880
The 55 inch 4k is in his living room, seethie
Know your Welperlore.
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It shouldnt be allowed.I See every skool teacher as a rapist nd the scum of the earth bc they raped me Wiv no mercy fr years.
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>>83227933
You should take opportunity of a time out to watch Lion King 2 Simbas PRide. ITs good n_n
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bedroom tv is 43", mong
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>>83227830
Feel like i had those drawers years ago.They look familiar.
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Greedy landlords vs HHL

Battle for the soul of Britain x
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My vHS of lion king was that way where its black n white lines on teh screen bc rewinding it so much nd I still watched it as well.I loved that film so muich when i was wee
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crossy being gay is not a surprise for me I thought he was trans though
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Daydreaming crossy
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Ngl since it was 2007.Most likely i was daydreaming about Halo 3.I played on xbox live before skool nd after skool nd it was my fav.
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>>83228040

Aye will do lid I just like watching that be prepared clip. Has pro-HHL vibes x

>>83228041

You're right it is 43 inches. Living room telly is 55 inch. Rarely have me bedroom telly on desu x
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Mark smells like fish, looks like a potato, and is a nonce. It not right
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>>83228071
cor. i really need to replay fable 2.
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remember when the inspectors would come in and all of a sudden your nasty teacher would be all nice. Kek horrible witch. It's all a big scam. Can't believe kid me ever took adults seriously.
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>>83228086
Sometimes some people smell it sometimes some people dont
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>>83228095
Depends on what he eats doesn't it? It's not a disability, he should be working.
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>>83228103
No one wants to work with someone who stinks of fish lad. Who's going to give him a job?
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>>83228081
Deffos x
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>>83228109
He could work from home, or he could work outdoors.
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>>83227830
any sause on that?
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>>83228059
That was accident, am jst a normal moid desu
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>>83227830
You live the life of a disabled man in his 80s.
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>>83228135
Tim isnt 80, is he?
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>>83228146
No, but he might as well be
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>>83228146
he turned 60 a few days ago
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>>83228120
Warlic
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>>83228155
60 and they've dosed him up proper now, sad to see
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>>83228088
That was 2008. Probs the last year I felt genuine happiness.
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>>83228184
Army of Two was a fun co-op game
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Can't get an erection tonight for some reason.
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>>83228198
Try looking at gay porn
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That 1 time u left me I took 10 codeines to grt high x
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>Pigeons have a special feather that makes noise when they fly. It alerts other pigeons to potential danger
Ngl it could be they have a feather thats about finding food.Thats so kool.Pigeons r so cute nd funny
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Ngl pigeons in glasgow arent scared of humans at all so its easy to hang out with them.U can tell that they used to be domesticated back in the day But nobody respects them now even though their War veterans
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>Two North Texas men were indicted after plotting to invade a Haitian island, kill its men and enslave women and children, according to officials

https://youtu.be/0pmuzvZO1Ek?si=yUhTqLUZmotOMKoL
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>>83228071
My first online console experience was on PS2. Remember having to get the network adapter for the expansion bay.
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There is literally nothing wrong with having a paki father
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What do you call a paki with gray hair?

A pint of Guinness! LOL
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There is literally nothing wrong with having a 20yo girlfriend if you're over 35.
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I am not a baby anymore
I want power x
https://youtu.be/mGtiQpjPVKk
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You just know Scottish birds crave blacks up against their very pale skin.
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>>83228353
Yes there is. It makes you a paki
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>>83228449
Oh look, a brown person posting this shite again.
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>>83228454
I am not actually a paki. I just have a paki father. Long story but I am white in a sense
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My wee sister got a moving van 10am tomoz frm moving frm her flatshare into her first ever flat that shes lived alone.Nd then shes going to work when its done.Shes so smart nd pro active.Am proud
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how do you sex starved lads not want to flip out and take it out on foids? it must be so frustrating that foids will never let you inside their bodies no matter how respectful you are.
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Ngl frm when i was still wee it was obvious she would get whatever she wants.My sisters arent like me.They dnt take ppls shit At all nd they know what they want.Am on that middle child black sheep grind.
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>>83227207
FalIenshadow
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>>83228512
Wanking usually kills my interest for at least 12-24 hours. Usually more
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>>83228289
No pussy does that to men.
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>>83228512
I was bitter towards women when I was younger. I've just accepted it now. I wouldn't have sex with me if I were female either. It's just the way things are, nature is cruel, not everyone is meant to pass on their genes.
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>>83228461
You see all these weird blacked fetish accounts on twitter were based in India. Not at all surprising was it
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>>83228544
Well i'm not horny during these cold months unfortunately but those feelings are there. i have too much idle time without fapping.
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>>83228551
I sometimes try to accept it but then I'm up awake at night thinking about how I missed out on sex. I wish i could accept it like you.
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>>83228551
No plans to sort your life out?
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I know they Hold it against me lowkey that they think Am mammys favourite. Thats in their words.The grass is always greener.I often wondered Why Me Why did i have to be the black sheep when my mammys had 3 weans nd it had to be me.Am more jealous of them.Thats life though.
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>>83228510
The crossy family moving on up in the world. Glad your sister is earning enough to make it on her on in London it's tough out there.
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>>83228608
The flat is like well over a grand month.Its crazy.I dnt understand whats the appeal of this London but its not about me.x
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>>83228629
It is not for autistics
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Gna retail therapy a cat onesie x
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Howling at those reddit comments. Being a miserable dosser or a miserable wagie. I know I'll never want to be the latter.

>These people need to go out and try talking to the binmen, the posties, the street sweepers, the Amazon drivers delivering things they can't afford to houses where the adults are somehow always in during the day. The actual working class, or what remains of them.
>The word is out. You can say you have something that tests can't disprove, anxiety or depression or agoraphobia or ADHD or a bad back, and if you keep at it, and are shameless enough - and why wouldn't you be, it's money for nothing - then you're sorted.
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UC + PIP get me 1500 quid a month. Can be up all night on the Xbox, sleep whenever I want...it cushy. Get in there. Fuck wagies. There aren't enough jobs.
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>>83228653
Sux that the normal ppl is pitted against each other as per whilst the untouchable Rich cunts laugh their way to the bank. Just as keikaku
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>>83228701
It's all part of the plan lad. The rich don't want anarchy. It's like immigration and men vs feminism. Make the peasants fight each other.
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>>83228505
No you are not. And you never did post your hands, because they are brown.
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>>83228691
Toilet cleaners shounld be paid a lot desu. Its weird how these jobs r valued like "did you go to university" "did you spend 4 years studying feminist themes in shakespeare basket weaving" Like...................Ppls say The British ppl wont fking work cleaning toilets Nd its like Yeah? Its 1 of the hardest jobs in the world? Who the fk wants to clean toilets? They should be paid more. Nd my mammy thats a nurse sees more grim shit in 1 day than office wagies will go thru in their whole career. Underpaid....Maybe pay ppl what the job is worth. Nobody wants to clean toilets obviously.So dont pay them an amount thats fucking offensive to mop up ppls literal shit n piss.This world is so fudged lol
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If you think I'm gonna scrub toilets for a living, then fuck off. I don't even get a shag at the end of the week for my contribution to society. The social contract is clearly broken to me.
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>>83228732
I never denied my hands are brown. But I am a kind of white person. In a way. It is a long long story lad
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>>83228736
I'd clean toilets for 70 grand a year. I'd probably do a good job knowing I'm being paid a liveable wage.
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>His mam is a paki shagger.
Grim
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My husband scrubs toilets for a living
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>>83228755
My mum is also a paki. I am not though
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This paki is coping so hard lol
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>>83228737
You will be forced to scrub toilets one day lad. It will be your own fault too, for not learning to do anything better
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>>83228784
Fucking LOL you fucking are mate 100% you are Pakistani. Ok what are you then?
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https://youtu.be/SIcpg_pFbF8 Ngl I dont like seeing any animals suffer but at the same time am Team Cat n this video rly shows how amazing cats are. The crunch when he bites into the neck is so brutal
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Ngl I feel bad that I quit being vegan but as my spirit animal Is cat theyre Obligate carnivores so I jabe no choice I must eat meat. Thats how I cope anyways
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Would Ruby scrub toilets? No, she wouldn't. It's above her. Why should I scrub her shit stains? Fucking useless cow is having a gap life at 25. She contributes nothing to society.
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>>83228808
I am a kind of white person. Bit complicated to go into but it is all official lad
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>>83228800
I'd rather be homeless or in prison than contribute to this shit country at this point in time. Pay 60 grand a year for my prison cell or pay me bennies.
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>>83228867
Lads is this turkmong? Have we finally got him to admit that he's brown?
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>>83228856
She worked hard at school and went to uni. You refused to do either. It is your fault lad
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>>83228875
no, there is no one turkish here. it's some made up bullshit.
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>>83228875
No I am not the weird stalker lad from Turkey
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>>83228877
But she's not doing any real work. She's just goes back to university all the time on her parents money.
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A message to turkmong.
We don't care that you are Turkish, we care that you have spent years LARPing as a white British man and refuse to prove it. Even been offered money to prove it and yet you still refuse.
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>>83228903
How do you know the financial arrangements? Probably has student loans and a part time job. That is how I paid my way in uni. You could not be arsed
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>>83228914
My Xbox has a setting for "Verify your age" because of Ofcom. You wouldn't have that in Turkey.
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Bobcat nd lynx is so beautiful nd magical.theres a campaign to re introduce lynx in Highlands we used to have lynx in Britain hut they got hunted out. They dtill have them in Finland nd Spain. I hope they find a home.in scotland I will vote for them. On January this year 2025 some1 released a lynx in the Cairgorms unauthorised lol but it's not allowed rn. Pic is Iberian lynx from Spain do not attempt to understand me or interpret me in any way x
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>>83228914
He won't even tell us what vidya he plays. Very suspicious.
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>>83228919
Only rich parents can send their brat daughters to Oxford.
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>>83228903
>When you stick your little Tory prick inside her tuppance and you whisper in her ear "my father owns a million pound business"
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Do not attempt to understand or interpret me in any way x Khajit ahh x
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>>83228934
All unis in the uk cost the same lad
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Ngl I buy puma trainers bc it has the wee cat on it. Do not attempt to understand or interpret me on any way x
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>>83228950
It will be a BBC no doubt.
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>>83228653
>the Amazon drivers delivering things they can't afford to houses where the adults are somehow always in during the day
> the adults are somehow always in during the day
I'd say a good 90% of Amazon's business is unemployed dossers and other assorted shutins
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>>83228934
This is proof you are not British lad. A British person would know what >>83228969 said
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>>83228991
Yeah definitely them and retired people with far too much pension money. Every fucking day of the week I see the blue amazon vans down here to the same homes. Probably the same for Steam and PSN.
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Day in the life doing fuck all. These types of vlogs piss me off so much from women.
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Ngl this is fucked up but when i was staying at my uncle nd aunty when i was wee I ws having a bath nd I re-enacted Can U feel the love tonight frm the lion king but I was Nala getting fucked by Simba Am not even a furry or anything.Byt I remember that for some reason
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>>83229031
I don't see everything people order because it's already boxed up by the time it gets to me but sometimes stuff comes out the boxes or it's not in a box and a lot of that is like overpriced food/drink/toiletries that a regular, employed person would simply purchase with their weekly/monthly food shopping, or like 50 million cans of fizzy drink, bottles of water or alcohol that a regular, employed person simply wouldn't need or again would just purchase along with their weekly/monthly food shopping, but these people don't leave the house because they are too lazy and/or pissed
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>>83229040
You should worry more about your own life lad
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>I have 2 Pakistani parents but I'm white, I swear
kek
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I jst cant wait to be king x
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Ngl its not right what happened to Simba.Its remind meof this Documentary "The Bastard King" Its a documentary about lions in africa that was filmed over 10 yrs.ITs amazing n heartbreaking desu.Cats r so amazing.
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>>83229100
It is a complicated situation lad. Not something that upsets me though
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There is no way that Ruby Granger shaves her tuppence on a regular basis.
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>>83229071
Mum orders me coca colas and dr peppers, plus cat food. She's retired and I don't ever go out because of mental illness. It's actually cheaper sometimes...especially cat food.
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I reported pajeets on youtube fr animal abuse bc theyve got lions in cages that their winding up just for views Its fking disgusting Hope they get eaten
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>>83229100
This might be one of the funniest things I've read on britfeel in a while.
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>>83229141
Of course she doesn't. She never wears bikinis. Always swimsuits. I love a young woman with all the hair.
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Hope the wee cunts get redeemed
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>>83229143
Proving my point lad
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Sister G at my church ppls group reminds me so much of my granny.Shes a nun byt shes funny.She told me to sit nxt to her at mass but she sits right at the front.I miss my granny.
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>>83229161
You wouldn't have a job without mentally ill dossers.
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>>83229148
Kek yeah I know it sounds strange right? But it is official, I am white
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Look I wish I could be normie and make amazon deliveries all day and enjoy the outside. I just can't ok? We aren't all mentally well.
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>>83229191
Hidden disabilities always get in the way.
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Am so heartbroken seeing yhay video. Eat them fucking pajeets.
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Not right that so many us have to live with hidden disabilities. It's a cruel world if you aren't born with good genes.
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May all lions in captivity eat their "owners"
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https://youtu.be/DAbruroD-K4 ngl Dean is a good lad tjo
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>>83229117
It's a very simple situation, and you are in denial about it. Unless you were adopted or something?
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>>83229264
No they are my biological parents lad. Trust me though, not in denial. I am racially Pakistani but officially my race is white, if you get me. Like I say, bit complicated heh heh.
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Amazon wagie mad the soft drinks for the fat dossers spilled all in his van again. Haha.
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>>83229294
So it's just a lie basically. Like how in the US they categorise Arabs, Mexicans and even blacks as "white" when they commit crimes.
Why don't you just tell the truth and stop lying.
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me? just downloading age of empires 2 again
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In my workplace every time I walk into the HR office the girls are just faffing about on their phones. They're getting paid at least 28k or more to do this. It's honestly mad that there are job roles that basically do nothing and pay somewhat okay. Yet there are minimum wage roles that have you crawling up the walls daily with things to do. Most girls don't actually do real work.
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Used 2 think my mammy was the demiurge when she told me what to do x
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>>83229468
thats how businesses work
the higher you are the less work generally
you get paid more for expertise and risk

A high level manager doesnt have to do the dirty work but if he does something bang out of line he's being fucked for it. Someone at the bottom can just follow orders from their superiors down to the T and point the blame at them if anything goes wrong

managers can lose their jobs
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https://youtu.be/lrVg1toMzuo oh ayes
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I luv christmas x
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Eat a nice roast dindins.
Drink a wee baileys
Seeing ppls that U love
Oh It a lovely christmas time x
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Can't believe how smug she is with her rich pub father in them photos. R definitely loves her middle class life. Right snobs.
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Mammy I want Robot dog fr crimbox
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>>83229583
What photos are you talking about
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My wee sisters furby Thast about 20 yrs old x
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Round yon virgin mother nd Child x
Holy infant so tender nd Mild x
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CHrist the saviour is born
CHRIST THE SAVIOUR IS BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shutup you mental bellend
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NGl I already told wxxxkld How I feel about it. Am not gna go on about it But it needs to be Said................Ngl I watched Budget News with MAmmy Rachel nd I paid Attentions but At the end of the day Ngl this politic dont matter to me unless its about getting these back<<
So what? if you paid lower taxes, better wages, You walk home frm your low tax high pay job in white LED hell.Go to bed,white LED lights thru the cracks in the blinds....Daytime Sunlight style Light running 24/7.
Night time, white LED sunlight lights.
Wake up early for work, white LED sunlight lights.
Driving, white LED sunlight lights mixed in the white LED car headlights.
Ppl angry + depressed all the time from living in a fridge freezer.
Life in a tanning bed.
True psychological torture farm.
Mark 8:36
>For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Wat would it profit me to have a tax cut when we ave already lost my sodium amber lights. We are already in the "Post-" dystopia era.,,.This fking sux where we are now.
Said my piece x
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My pals on reddit Know that scorio x
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>>83229610
She went to some alcohol convention event with her dad. They were absolutely loving all the free alcohol.
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>>83229722
>alcohol convention
the pub?
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>>83229729
No lad. Definitely a big venue. Of course she couldn't turn down free booze.
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>>83229741
>Definitely a big venue
spoons?
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Remember when I thought she was going to be a nice lass that cared about her health and would work hard. What a delusional fool I was. Just another spoilt daddy's girl.
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>>83229717
The modern world is so soulless. Bright LEDs, silent vehicles, everything white or grey. I guess this is what everyone wanted, to live in a 70s sci-fi.
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watching the budget news and daydreaming about orange lights peak crossy post x
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>>83226694
Dirty scottish slag. I wonder where she keeps her collection. Under the bed with her smut books? Right at the back of the closet in a discreet box? In that secret space underneath the bottom drawer of the dresser? Probably knew where they were in mum's room growing up.
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>>83229722
I think you should leave this poor girl alone.
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I've put some spot cream on the red open sores on my penis. It stung like hell... it's been like this for months and nothing helps.
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>>83229911
I don't even know her lad. She's just another middle class snob who will never have to work hard thanks to nepotism.
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>>83229926
Don't get that but I do constantly get sore fingers from masturbating 3+ times a day. Gets very bad sometimes with cracked skin. It must be down to my technique.
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https://vocaroo.com/17BmXmCjomoX bit of halo 3 x
Smashed n_n cheers
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>>83229989
Fapping so much you made your hands sore seems extreme.
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>>83230010
It's time to get a job and pay more taxes lad. It's not 2007 anymore. Halo is overrated garbage.
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>>83230010
nice playing x
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Who remembers that video of the homeless man pouring his shit bucket all over a pretty girl? She got it in her mouth too.
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Ngl I should sleep byt am jst in 1 of those moods
Same ol mistakes mode
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Hes no fae yoker
Gethis hied kicked in man x
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Not wight rhat hhl wanned
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Ngl I wish to go back
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Sometimes i feel like nobody else remembers nd am an insane person n_n
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https://youtu.be/9ro0FW9Qt-4 say youll be there x
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https://youtu.be/1glM0LgjCOY 1999 x
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In Turkey they don't tolerate the LGBT cult poisoning the minds of children in school. Only biological man and woman should marry. Men there are allowed to slap women that dress like whores in public. It's not terrible (they don't stone cheating whores to death like some countries) and it is a reasonably safe place for women. In the UK, there are too many dinghy rapists coming in from far worse countries than Turkey, so that's not exactly great for women.

Women in Turkey work just like men...in real jobs. None of that HR bullshit where they play on their phones all day. Women are in the factories just like men producing material goods and food products to clothe and feed their families. In England, women are in "lazy girl" jobs mostly, apart from maybe the older, more conservative women. You don't fuck around with Turkish police. Women police in England are terrible and start screaming when they encounter real danger. You'd never see that incompetence in Turkey.

See the problem with Britain is women have basically superior rights to men. Nobody wants to address it because you're branded a misogynistic white male. Britain has allowed women to feel like victims for too long and it's often the white man that gets blamed. Now you have scores of angry, often young white men that hate women, who won't work because they are realising women have it much easier than them. The social contract is broken. Women only dating the very best fuckboys on online dating. I predict social unrest in the coming years for Great Britain, especially after that budget. I am not from Turkey but I think it's a much better place for a man. I wish I could move out of England.
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>>83230412
Is this really what you wanted to do with your life? Write posts like this at 4 AM on a workday?
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time for my neetwalk. my favourite part is the village pathways by the old church, they are all lit by victorian era streetlamps, they hum a warm orange.
crossbro is right, we've lost comfiness.
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>>83230495
Post some /nightwalk/ piccys x
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Fk it de lits x
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https://youtu.be/_g19fCJotPc
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>>83225843
this is my local lidl
i prefer the tesco next to it
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>>83230573
hang on aldi is the one next to tesco
the lidl is shit
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https://youtu.be/PSu5nAQ7uZw The Box era x
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>>83230573
NGl thought u were scottish fr a sec cus i was mixing up truro nd thurso
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Bokkles on tap init
4 44
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GIES A BOKKLE!!!!!!!!1ITS ON TAP !! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA
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UNHAND ME ITS ON TAP!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
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>>83229607
I had this but it was teal blue
>>83229621
It's been listening in for the past 20 years mate.
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Went to sleep at 2 and my body decided to wake me up at 4. Ok thanks.
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https://youtu.be/GtVsqemeOw0 Ngl I was here . Hahahahaha. I might even be in this video. I was 9 years old
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>>83230744
Get on the midazolam
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Went wi my big sister nd her goth pals
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>>83226207
jeez, 8:30pm is a bit for a school detention lad
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I am somewhere in that crowd anyway 9yo me. That ws some day
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lads a have a confession. I'm addicted to caramel flavoured digestives.
I can't stop buying them. They're too moreish, it's like crack.
I have one or two and before I know it, the pack is gone and I'm off to morrisons to buy another.
this was my 5th pack this week. I'm counting down the hours til 7 and the shops open so i can get another.
I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING, DO NOT TRY THESE, YOU WILL GET HOOKED.
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I bet brit notmie would remember gig on the green 2001
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>>83230808
Fucking starving me I don't want to wake mummington up if I go downstairs. Quite the predicament I have on my hands
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>>83230808
Have you ever tried the white digestives? Ngl I love a plain digestive w a wee bit of butter on
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People on benefits/disability shouldn't be allowed to buy alcohol. This would solve both the NEET and the alcoholics problem in this country.
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>>83230835
theyre just not the same....
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>mfw wagies r going to start waking up nd acting the bollocks when we had a comfy wee thing going on
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>>83230852
5:05am some mong chimes in.. Already over. It was fun while it lasted.
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>>83230842
Fuck up ya wee bam you paid this wokkle nd youll pay many more x
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>>83230852
>>83230863
you two should look for jobs too
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https://youtu.be/iqHvMlstbQA ngl am literally in this video somewhere. That's sp crazy. I was 9. What a day
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big fire in hong kong
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>>83230890
is ur big sis almost 40?
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>>83230905
Ching Chong maca ding ding dong Hong Kong wong mong
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Chin up lads it could be worse
>>83229739
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Ngl I Was in the Pub wi my big sister nd her Goth pals Nd they made me hide under the table Bc I was 9. Nd then We went to the concert Nd It was pretty fun.Nd her PAl that was Angela Put me on her shoulders nd said call her Aunty Angela so i did. Everybody was fussing over me bc I was wee. It was nice. Nd then her Pal that had Drank too much when we were going home Kept lying down on the pavement to sleep Nd they had to keep waking up. I didnt know about alcohol At the time So I ws like "??????" I ws just running on High on life. NGl that was a good day.
>>83230913
Yep
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Ngl I have the coolest big sister.I didnt appreciate it when i was wee.
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Ngl there was so many times like that. I didnt appreciate how kool my big sister was. I ws like "am going on my computer"Nd I didnt understand. But I Get it now x
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SomeBody ask BritNormie if he was at gig on the green 2001 x
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Ngl We went ot Slipknot in the SECC as well.x
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My Big sister would mog all the wagies in this thread.The thing about my sisters is theyre not like me. They dont take any shit Nd theyre not shy.
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Really been into rhyming recently.

Rhyme
Chime
Whine
Fine
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Deliverys today I think superman 64 is coming today kek.
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FIVE FIVE FIVE asa
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Let me tell you why you're here x
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Ngl britfeel you wouldn't bully me if my sisters was here. Your lucky its jst me x
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U widnae say fuckall if ma sis wis here. Aye ats wt a thought. Hahahahhahaha fukin shitebag man x
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https://youtu.be/Jnq9wPDoDKg Fuck off britfeel x
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I've reached 40 days without watching porn
Feels good lads
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>>83231292
Wollocks status: Restored.
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>>83231442

NEW GAME
FULL OF SEXY NIGEL

>>83231442
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Jst blew vomits chunks all over the sink Don't ever say I didnt put in work fr britfeel n,_,,,n
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>>83230543
Back. I didn't have a way to take pic :(
church bell went off made me jump, am a skittish la
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>>83230835
>plain digestive w a wee bit of butter on
garn try that
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>>83231576
That was a long walk
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