The Nigel Farage editionaka Britfeel series 1 episode 4156.docx
>>83231442What a strapping young lad
>>83231326My flaccid cock is definitely bigger now lol, it hangs nicely
>>83231442Where's his fucking philtrum?
I bet he has a thick veiny cock in his corduroys
ARE NIGE WILL SAVE US
They were going to have kids together. Mark was going to be a father.
>>83231554Not anymore Helen dumped him like a ton of bricks. Rightfully so as well, what Mark Edward's did to that young girl was appalling
>>83231569Delightful isnt it. His horrible bastard past finally caught up to him and he lost it all. He'll be back to gambling now too without Helen, she was the only stability in his life.
What happened to the young lass
>>83231552Look at that inviting moist mouth holeThroat fucking ahoy
I want a sexy passing tranny gf ngl
prefer one with a big cock that likes using it too but dont mind too much if she wouldnt like using it or if it were small. in fact small one has its own appeal. any is fine really. what i would not want at all is one that got the fucking surgery yuck.
trying to fucking watch new stranger things slop and the dodgy site's only uploaded two bastard episodesit not right at all
Wonder what Marks doing without YouTube? It's only a matter of time before he returns and pretends nothings happened but everybody knows now. Just won't be the same
>>83231696what happened i dont watch his shit and i assume the posts about him are exagerating for memeshe really is a nonce?
>>83231702he's not necessarily a nonce in the traditional sense, but the fact that the lass was severely mentally disabled is a bit weird.plus she said he goes out with underage girlsbut alas, nothing will come of it and he will be back to his regularly scheduled shite within the next week
>>83231702Im being serious the videos speak for themselves the evidence is there as clear as day. He got caught taking advantage of a mentally unstable girl and was paying money towards her parents to see her, he traveled 6 hours to Scotland where she lived and was harassing her when she dumped him. This is the worse video he's in some kitchen with her in his underpants and she looks like she's 14. https://youtu.be/NSyG8wcjab4?si=c2OefQtpK06Fq7TK
>>83231702Here's mark going into great detail how he's fallen in love with a special needs girl. Really creepy and weird. https://youtu.be/2rEQlsz6DlU?si=cVgV-EMUZHmOqe6q
Neighbour UPDATEHe's currently shouting at someone in the room, he just said several times "DONT MAKE ME DIG UP MY GUN, PLEASE DONT MAKE ME DIG UP MY GUN".... then he said some other shit and then he said something like "EVERYONES SCARED OF ME - IF I GET LOCKED UP AGAIN"Then I started typing on my laptop which I'm doing now and he's stopped. Another wonderful way to wake up.
>>83231762Has to get her tits out to promote her shite films. Every one she's been in has been a massive box office bomb.
>>83231780Don't care nigga I'm gooning
>>83231780Helen Mirren getting her baps and boobies out does NOT make her a bad actress.in fact you can just wait until an actress is 30, see if they're genuinely talented or simply got by on their looks. what "there are no roles for older women!!" actually means is: all the roles go to TALENTED older women.
He's now hitting something and shouting. I've moved into another room.
>>83231762>>83231823there was that lad the other day whose neighbour was a schizophrenic, ambulance turned up because he'd killed himself.now, that anon isn't to blame. but the difference is, he wasn't aware. YOU are aware, and if you do not save this man's life, any consequences are 100% YOUR fault.
>>83231702of course not the girl was 20, these little fucking plastic copper nonce police are always looking for a scrapmark is a massive sex pest but all thats there is two retards having a fiddle
I would do abhorrent things with Kelly Brook btw
I like the council estate lasses with low self esteem and underdeveloped bodies due to shit nutrition. Legal of course, but with a bit of imagination very exciting.
Little lad thinks it's ok to abuse mentally ill women. Just goes to show you what type of person he is, nasty and evil
>>83231844her best role was in the KitKat advert.
makes sense if he is a nonce since paedos are usually like him i think. kind of a spacker but you arent 100% sure whats really wrong with them, or maybe theyre just very low iq kind of thing. makes sense since being attracted to too young women is obviously not the norm so it would go hand in hand with high levels of mutational load which would cause other things wrong with them, or for them to generally be very stupid.
>>83231835No lol. Me and this neighbour have had arguments before he's a big black Jamaican dude involved in all kinds of shit I'm not getting involved he's a big boy and can figure it out.If however I hear gun shots then I will call someone.
>>83231872maybe YOU don't care, but when there are bodies, you played a part in that. simple as.
Punch a wagie
>>83231872You have a BBC living right next door? Go suck him off bro.
maybe this is evil, but they could just rearrange the 'social contract' so that we can only get drugs in exchange for work. some system of tokens or something i dunno.
forgot to put my plug in last nightwoke up with shit all over my ass
>>83231891Kek ok Mr police officer
me, drinking a can of Relentless. i remember when i was 15 and these were FULL of sugar. surprise they're not also 450ml and lower ABV % too nowadays
Sydney Sweeney's tuppence
bought these four bars of Wispa off Amazon thinking they'd be four bars of Wispa.these USED to be called 'fun size'
>>83231956How can you make something that has 0 ABV have less?
"hello, i'd like 0.88 pints of milk, please!"metric shills CANNOT defend this.
>>83231971not sure about pop, but most drinks are slightly alcoholic, lad. i believe under trading standards it's up to 0.5% before you have to declare it. orange juice can be 0.5% ABV.
>>83231959Love her I do.
the meme is evolving
>>83232012i know she's meant to be dead sexy or whatever, but those tits are just sad. sad tits.
>>83232018Have you checked yourself into the gay hospital recently lad?
>>83232015i always wonder if he/the photographer forgot to put away the whiskey here, or if it was strategically placed there.>he is also an alcohol user, a true Briton like me, not one of those newfangled cannabis smokers!
>>83232022STOP calling me gay every time i point out that she's not that good-looking.
>>83232023Strategically placedProbably had a whole team of people going over it several times to make sure every little thing was in the right spot before taking the photo.
>>83232026I just think you might be a little gay, its not wrong mate but ignoring it is.
>>83232023How can he get such a close shave. I'm always left with undershadow that I cant get rid of.
>>83232039in an ideal world, learning from a book titled>Invisible Women: Exposing Data Bias in a World Designed for Menwould get you lambasted for sexism. you're meant to be the Prime Minister of a country.
>>83232046he has those spots and the jowls that come with age, too. not knocking the guy, it happens to all of us.i have a mole on my cheek, grows its own dark mole hair. if i shave as though it's just smooth, flat skin, there's a chance i slice right through it.
>>83232058 He's wearing make up I think, which is no surprise they all do.
>>83231983Brb heading to corner shop to buy 40 bottles of OJ to get wissed on
>>83232046It's all the young Ukrainian rent boys cum. An even mix of swallowing and facials.
>>83231589>>83231569>>83231554Helen dumped SSM???
>>83232026Lad I think you dropped your gay card.
>>83232072Helens tuppence is for the streets lad
>>83232072I think he's deleted his channel again ffs
>>83232023Absolutely everything is purposefully placed to put across the exact sort of image they want to portray. But that's honestly worse than just incompetence imo because the image being portrayed is of a shambling middle manager with no taste, purpose, drive or direction.The aesthetics of Starmer's office are perfectly in tune with him, his government and his worldview, but that's the problem because it's appalling. >haphazardly stacked books>messy cables everywhere>tiled over fireplace>desk jammed into one corner>furniture is car boot sale antique-tier>a radio from 1998>mismatching lamps>dull flat carehome colour palette>two bins crammed under his desk>chair/computer/monitor/peripherals literally from PC world that you would see in ANY generic office>that fucking ugly as shit 'round the wall' style outlet additions that the government does in old buildings to wire them up on the cheapIt's truly contemptible from an aesthetic point of view. If you weren't already aware, is there anything in that pic which would tell you that this man runs a country? Not just that, but ostensibly one of the richest and formerly most powerful countries in the world?Aesthetics are important and I long for a government which understands this and brings in some fucking taste and style for once, we're so desperately in need of it at every level. Ugly Britain needs to die.
>>83232067nice one lad. little trick for any underageb&:Angostura bitters. 44.7%, VAT-free, don't flag up at checkouts.
>>83232072The Marie Healy stuff resurfaced recently and Helen found out about Mark's past and deleted all of the pics of them together off of her Facebook page. Mark has also deleted his channel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyG8wcjab4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6y-59Gc-2s
The budget has gone down well in Bradfordhttps://xcancel.com/abworkoutguy/status/1993691970204807535#m
>>83232128as a native im more than happy about taking out more than i put in
>>83232090Corr imagine chugging one of them, must be fucking vile
>>83232123Helen should let bygones be bygones and enjoy a little seaside holiday with are Mark
>>83232128Can't stand labour rats. Increasing tax on my savings, reducing my ISA allowance, freezing income tax thresholds. Fucking cunts hate working people. I can't wait for Reform to come in.
Disappointed to report that my mid week sick day holiday has come to an end and now I'm now dealing with a very stressed colleague who has had a flurry of stuff to deal with and seems to have been twiddling his thumbs and doing shit that wasn't actually required. This appears to be his way of dealing with stress, make himself busy but not actually deal with the stressors. Can't fathom it.
>>83232144>imagine chugging one of them>imaginei have had problems.
anyone for shots?
>>83232176Couldnt happen to me us NEET kings are a different breed.
>>83232176you fund your own replacement
>>83232172You think Reform will change anything meaningful? They're just the Tory party in populist clothing.
>>83232172>freezing income tax thresholdsWell the alternative was lowering the thresholds. Not sure what the issue is desu, unless you magically end up earning more than 50k you're not going to pay more tax
just realised that being awake means i can take pills.
>the next lot wiIl be better
>>83231442he looks like a sixth former looking out for the bully that's gonna kick his arse in.
>>83232216I'm on 60k pal so they've royally fucked me over. I'm just going to pay off my mortgage quicker, sell up and fuck off out of this socialist, brownoid-infested hell.
>>83232229How have they fucked you over? You'll literally pay the same tax as you are now.
>>83232172>He fell for Reform
>>83232219Wish I could take pills. Stupid work, stupid colleagues, stupid capitalism.
Don't worry guys, the disaffected Tories led by disaffected Tory boomer Nigel Farage and the brown Muslim Goldman Sachs employee will save us all and make Britain Great Again.
How Iong is HHL's ban?
>>83232248rZia will tik er t'cuntry back from t'labour wokists >>83232253forever he killed himself
You vill pay the tax and you vill like it.
>>83232259>forever he killed himselfThis would be the best case scenario
>>83232243everyone is on medication, lad. anxiety, back pain. if someone at work said to you, 'sorry, bit slow today, new medication haha,' that's just normal innit.get some pills in you. go onnn.
>>83232253doesn't matter. some 1:1 AI-like HelperClone has appeared, posting images and comments as if it were exactly the original.we can debate the metaphysics and ethics of it all, but for me it makes no difference x
Key a wagies car
ive forgotten how to be happybeep beep
>>83232335I'm going through an existential crisis right now. But before that I was just plain old miserable.
Shag a wagies wife
>>83232330unethical, this.reminds me of when i saw these two punk lesbians and one had 'KILL YOUR LOCAL PAEDOPHILE' spraypainted on her leather jacket. if i wasn't scared of talking to people, i'd have talked to about that so hard.
>>83232363existential crisis over what?
>>83232367You can shag mine. I love it when she's naughty with other lads.
stick my willy up the rear end of a wagie when they are bending over to pick up a box
pretend to be an chair so i can penetrate a wagie in the bum when they sit down to rest
>>83232219Later today I will spoil Hamish with a giant clam and a tallboy of Sapporo. It Thanksgiving x
Doing the TWWH3 prologue campaign. End turn is super quick since it's a tiny map with just a couple tiny factions. It's story driven so they don't do anything. So you can just spam end turn and build everything up since there's no timer or anything to force you to keep moving.
>>83232335I hope you will be able to recreate that feeling.
>>83232393Wow the discord server has voted for Yanklass dolly to be revived has it?>fascinating
>>83232376Being unable to do anything for myself, being stuck in a wheelchair relying on others to do basic things for me. Dying with dignity. Fed up of being a parasite, now I'm heading towards being disabled I'll be even more of a parasite.I need to do the honourable thing, and sudoko myself before it gets too late, desu.
Looks like Rach was our girl all along. Oh aye
>>83232393you have a really nice home YL.
>>83232406Yes indeedy, I AM interested in Discordianism.
Just want Nubs to post again
tell us about Church of the SubGenius next
What if he never returns to YouTube
>>83232446He's probably gone on holiday again. He likes to delete his channel when he goes on holiday for some reason
>>83232442Already on it
wagie scabs handing over 40 percent of their paycheck each month to rapey stabby brownoids and being proud about doing so.Wagies make me fucking sick.
>>83232435>No ad blocker>Not even checked auto-update postsNgmi
Just want Alina to post again
based Yanklass supporting her favourite websites through ad impressions, and not relying on JavaScript like an ADHD zoomer.
back on the Wordles, me.i suspect it's all engineered, like the Philip K. Dick novel Time Out of Joint.(spoilers for Wordle, also the Philip K. Dick novel Time Out of Joint.)
>>83231739Lol uk wagies pay taxes to fund a degenerate obese alcoholic pedos lifestyle
>>83232477I don't earn enough to pay the higher rate. But I like being able to support myself, and to afford my own home and pay for holidays and my hobbies.Wagies keep you alive so you should show some gratitude
>>83232506Now do the german wordle my lad
>>83232426That's my parents' home. When I got Hamish I lived on a large property with gardens, orchards, woods, trails, a pond, and a stocked trout creek (owned by wealthy friends), and since he was born of a farm cat he always wanted to be outside exploring and adventuring. When I went on disability I had to move into a subsidized apartment in town, which I do have done up pretty swanky, but there is no way my boy would be happy confined indoors in this small space. So now he stays with my mom and dad because they live in the country, where he has an English Shepherd sister. They're only 6 miles away so I visit and spoil him all the time.
>>83231983So if you're trying to quit alcohol you cant drink orange juice?
WHICH/ONE lads
>>83232518You fund the rape and replacement of your own people so you can indulge in vice.You are a cancer.
>>83232536I'd go with the cinema tickets. Disney+ is pointless when you can torrent everything but the cinema experience is different
>>83232523going to level with you anon, i don't know German and that last time was just a fluke.
>>83232544Yeah that's what I usually go for but I never use them. I do just torrent everything (technically, usenet)
Sorry for the phonefag link, but, CHOON.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSq4B_zHqPM
>>83232536Disney sub is nice, can have simpsons on the background everyday then.
>>83232536seconding cinema tickets. you just get the thing you can't get otherwise. you can pirate films. discounts on coffee is still buying overpriced coffee.
A million raped British kids is a price he's willing to pay just so he can have a chicken korma on a Friday night.He's not sapient.
>>83232506You lads are really fucking with me now...
>>83232563Babe, I been sitting with True Blood on pause, can we get back too it already?
>>83232536Years magazine. Go for escort readers wives.Or, disney. But remember to cancel the subscription.
>>83232547Try "staub"
>simpsonsfor me it's the 720p HappyLee upscales. people paying Disney to access the episodes legally CANNOT watch this episode, since Michael Jackson was never proven innocent.
brit/pol/ reject is on.
>>83232559I can do that anyway if I wanted to but I don't want to>>83232560Probably just go for the cinema tickets again desu>>83232568There's a limited choice of magazines>disney. But remember to cancel the subscriptionI'd just choose it again next year if I went for disney+
>>83232536Never heard of this gourmet society thing. Is it legit? Only 34.99 a year and you get 25-50% off pizza delivery?
>>83232574Was he ever proven guilty?
>>83232571the puzzle changed just now.any new ideas? i think together, we can solve this German Wordle play-by-post.
remember kids never tell the therapist the truth
>>83232574I have it in 1080p
>>83232589>proven guiltywhoa there. did you just time travel from the past?
Sad to see DJE Media resorting to filming drunken slags fighting each other. He should go back to auditing car dealerships.
>>83232592Bairn.That's my guess.
>>83232598resolution/aspect ratio?
>>83232567Just finishing frying up our fry-up, my one.
Auditors should get on the temporary road works. My theory is that they don't want to pay for anywhere to store the cones and lights so they set them up in random places sometimes for a few days between jobs. Always (((workers))) just standing about as well
>>83232599>did you just time travel from the past?No, from the future, but the time before that? Yes that was from the past.
>>83232598Do you torrent bare IP? My Simpsons dvds have disc rot unfortunately. Probably because they were used and the company used a disc scratch removal thing on them.
>>83232604wort nicht gefunden.
>>83232601Why won't he talk about his SHPO?
>>83232598This is not the way to watch The Simpsons
>>83232610NTA, but, how's it upside down now? I'll help you out now, because I'm kind n sheeit. Just screenshot it, and crop out the shite. Ta da, no fucking about rotating the image.
>>83232593I got into very bad/awkward arguments with a similar age female therapist when I started talking about the blackpill/lookism. She was saying shes dated ugly men and "it's about what's inside" and I was getting frustrated because shes blatantly lying through her teeth. Never doing therapy again lol. Although with how limited the nhs is I doubt ill be offered it again anyway
>>83232587It's only certain restaurants if you go on their page and search, they only have 6000 restaurants at the moment
>>83232618Not now, I've got to head out for an appointment, can we pencil it in for tomorrow?
i am the Gerdle king.
>>83232601Auditing is dead. All the old auditors are migrating to the Charlie Veitch/Kurt Caz style of filming drama is city centres. It gets them more views too.
>>83232641Das nicht deutscher, as the Germans say.
>>83232541Ok lad, let's say that's true. What do you want me to do?
>>83232617Got a fair bit yeah
Can you believe her dad supports Labour? They've basically enabled more immigration, more unemployment, more single mums having sprogs on the state and more taxes for the working man. It really baffles me why people like to see the further destruction of this once great country.
>>83232632>shes dated ugly men>shes blatantly lying through her teethAgree lad she's chatting shit. Women get offended when an ugly man is interested in them, they buy into the whole looksmatch thing so it makes them feel ugly
I've been using a retinol from cerave for 3 months now and my skin is well smooth. Thought I'd just tell you lads.
>Helen was going to get impregnated by this
>>83232653Get on benefits or fuck off out of the country.
>>83232610I thought I could smell something, just dont throw in any mushrooms and do we have any of those american hash browns? I'd like a few of them. Ty love.
>>83232617>My Simpsons dvds have disc rot unfortunately. shitsux, these were just good DVDs. we take it for granted now, but they weren't just 3-4 episode collections on a video, they were discs of ALL OF THEM? in a nice box with extra features? whoa.
>>83232592Baron
Who's going to have an expensive pint at their local now the government is going to tax you wagies even harder now? Even the middle class will want to move out of this country.
>>83232673I hope one day we see a gay mark saga, being rejected on Grindr and throwing a fit.
i have to confess lads, i'm actually a psyop disinfo agent. i'm NOT just a bored NEET on a message board.
>>83232641Now do the french wordle
Right *slaps knees* off to Aldi lads, any of you want owt?
>>83232673She's desperate for a sprog. She is in her mid 40s now.
and I am NOT collecting data on lads foreskins, I'm NOT.
>>83232691>any of you want owt?Get a kinder egg please.
Helen's eggbergs are drying up
*jumps from the sound of the lad slapping his knee*
>>83232672me, i've just not been showering and accepting that my face goes red and crusty.would recommend picrel to ANYONE though. i got it because i MIGHT have rosacea. but even if you don't, may as well lie to your GP, enjoy your nicer skin.
>>83232679Yes lots of good features. The commentaries are comfy.
>>83232693Mine's massive, I use it to collect the jizz when I ejaculate and then temporarily hold it until I can be bothered to get out of bed to go for a piss. Then I let it all go into the toilet and it goes SPLOOOSH. Saves on tissues innit.
>>83232691Cornetto-style mint choc cone pls
Data collector here, you can choose what data you collect, I chose boobs, weird how that lad chose foreskins.
I'd let SSM impregnate me
>>83232683Speaking on behalf of the entire middle class of this country, I can confirm we want to move out at the first opportunity. My desired destination would be anywhere in eastern Europe (north/central/southern) where whites aren't minorities in their own country and property prices mean I can buy a palace from my savings.
>>83232700>jeff get out i'm piss
>>83232697I remember during the height of covid all my tradie mates were eating this stuff like it was gods sperm kekfive seconds later theyre doing a line of course.
>>83232711I've identified one small problem, Employed Tranny.
>>83232691Can you get me on of those chocolate aldi bars the ones with like smarties in them or whatever it is.
>>83232703i have a big dangly point of pink skin. not about to defend circumcision, but penises look pretty ridiculous.
>>83232435Excellent choice of book there lad, love RAW and his reality tunnels idea.
>>83232679I still got a few of mine, but I was buying them on amazon used for like 1.73 or something. I could probably rebuy them now for a similar price.I had season 3 to 9
>>83232725The male equivalent of roast beef curtains. Good thing you aren't getting sex ever.
>>83232691One of them Coffee Stouts please, they lush x
>>83232717i got prescribed it just before Covid, wondered if i ought to start selling the tubes or summat.did feel awkward going back for my prescription, maybe they'll SUSPECT i'm after ivermectin to drink it.
Happy Thanksgiving de lads x
>>83232737nice projection nerd but i have had sex with SEVERAL different people (some even female).the trick was to never let anyone see my flaccid cock under any circumstances.
>>83232740It was madness that period of time. Bunch of wives being beaten at home and all that shit they put on the telly, our Boris giving heroic speeches. Mental.But yeah the ivermectin thing was funny, I had just got pissed up with a mate and he got in his car and started trying to make me take some, then he offered me a viagra, he had a whole pharmacy in his car.
I wonder who the tyrant was that caused AB to reupload the video. Public places have no expectation of privacy.
>>83232703I used to do this, now I'm far too cultured to do so.
>putting your coffee stouts in the fridge
>>83232755What do you do with your semen now?
Britain's Next Top Dolly
>>83232677I'm not a spacker so I can't just get on benefits and have my life subsidised, unlike you.I don't think you actually care about this country. You're just a useless mong who blames all of his personal problems on non-whites. Foreigners contribute infinitely more than you do
>>83232750>he got in his car and started trying to make me take some, then he offered me a viagra, he had a whole pharmacy in his car.Christ.if i have been duped by the two (2) vaccinations i took, so be it. but i don't get how these people aren't anti-medicine or natural-remedies-only or some shit, they just found a substitute.
He loves referring to women as females doesn't he? I thought he had a SHPO. Look at them skanks.https://youtu.be/tb2HLgos06M
>>83232760Deposit it directly into wife's bagina or pop it in her belly button
>>83232629Using my tablet for the pictures and just turn it whatever direction works best. I will try your suggestion in the future.>>83232485>>83232496I don't know how to do ad blockers or auto-update posts or torrent. I tried to mess around with linux on old laptop and gave up because I'm tech-retarded and just didn't understand it all, too many choices and I have no clever man to be my guidance.>>83232678I love the Murican hash browns but try to cook things from scratch out of fresh ingredients, so it's diced potatoes and onions fried in lard in a cast iron pan for us. It's more natural and a bit less unhealthy, dear.
>>83232762In your normoid mind they contribute more because you get a korma every Friday meanwhile I'm telling you to grow up and face reality about the situation and that your vices fund rape. I can tell you were a little bastard when you were a child to your parents.Again I don't think you're actually sapient, youre just a selfish blob.
Once I throw away all my stuff then I'll be confident to go audit for britfeel. I don't want to give them the satisfaction of seizing any storage from someone's lies. Currently transitioning to read-only only operating system without any drive connected. The microsd from the cameras can easily be discarded.
Once I get a phone with LineageOS, then I can go audit.
In this general, there's a lot of miserable wageslaves that get no pussy and work for crumbs. In a country that will literally pay for you to be a NEET.Let that sink in.
>>83232807tbf apparently working is a cure-all for every single ailment, physical or mental, known to manworking will greatly improve your health in every way and transform your life for the better and give you purposelife is boring without work giving you somethin ta do
The slimiest fucking cunt weasel move that the government pulls is with how the OBR forecasts mesh with the fetish for mass migration they have.Newly arrived legal migrants, despite obvious social issues, initially show green lights for the economy - they work in taxable jobs, do not immediately eat up NHS costs, mostly don't access benefits (at least on paper) and hold down wages in sectors the government is trying to avoid allowing pay rises in. It's of course ethically disgusting that this is how the government acts towards their own people, but financially it shows bond markets that the government is responsible and thus allows more debt and hence more spending.The OBR only forecasts for five years ahead and the ILR period is also five years after which new arrivals can claim any welfare they want, become sicker, older, less productive and, as the OBR itself as well as countless other bodies have shown time and again to the point of banality, the longer a migrant stays in the country the further they tip into net negative fiscal contributions.Because the ILR kicks in after the five year forecast and because there are some initial positives to migration, the long-term consequences can be ignored.The problems arise when the future inevitably arrives.
>>83232807It only pays to work if you can deposit your muck in a female once or twice a month. Unfortunately the female is spoilt for choice when it comes to men nowadays because of Tinder and Bumble. Slaving is no longer enough...especially in minimum wage. They want to travel everywhere under a man's hard-earned money. They can set their expectations very high because of hoeflation. What they end up with is the same few fuckboys that pretend to want long-term. They either end up single mums (tainted) or continuously on the cock carousel (travel around the world without ever needing to work for it).
>>83232807Chika is one of those
Tucker blasting Piers Morgan about how he won't say 'faggot' in the interview is fucking funny as fuck. But also depressing as fuck because like Tucker points out it's because he doesn't want to get arrested for hate speech.
Rudakubana was a troubled boy failed by the mental health system. He should have been able to access help and schizo meds yet the NHS is so shit that tragedy occurred.
>>83232842Good to see you finally admitting you're Turkish last night lad
>>83232813Life is only boring because I don't get to ever experience sex. I'll stay miserable by refusing to work because working is worse when you aren't getting any sex.
>>83232847Very interesting indeed de lad
>>83232778Does your wife take it up the arsehole?
>>83232629>Just screenshot it, and crop out the shite.>>83232782>I will try your suggestion in the future.don't do it, Yankless.i hate that this is how zoomers do things. they don't edit images, they take a screenshot on their phone. don't bother opening a file in a program, guys: just screenshot part of a third-generation JPEG that has already been shrunk down on a web page. gg.
>>83232782YL, do you do anal?
>>83232854I never did. I was comparing the countries after doing my research. Women actually work for their money in Turkey. Unlike in Great Britain, where they get a lazy girl job or rely on a man.
I genuinely think that the average migrant is a higher quality person than the average native Brit. And the proof is in this thread. I mean look at the mongs here. HHL, etc. You really think some migrant lad who is prepared to graft doing deliveroo isn't better than him? I'd say he's 10x better. Better than him and all of the other parasites in this thread. That's probably why you hate them. They make you look worse
It a HHL world, you're all just living in it x
>>83232867Haha c'mon lad. That post made it obvious.
That's not even the original YankLass
>>83232873If it a HHL world why is he banned?
>>83232879she changed her tripcode because she accidentally posted it in a screenshot, lad.at this point there is more than enough photographic proof it's still her.
Imagine working your arse off non-stop, manager constantly telling you you're not fast enough, you're doing the most mundane tasks and hate your exploitation. All for minimum wage. Meanwhile the HR lasses in the upstairs office are all chilling out on their phones getting paid more than you. I think men just accepted this inequality because they at least got pussy. Now that isn't even available to many men.Why aren't the young men working anymore lads?
>>83232793They contribute more because they work kekHow can you call anyone selfish when you sit there on benefits and leech off working people
>>83232867Get it on mate, blast it loudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW5dFlKwzAw
>>83232886The people earning the most are the men running the company. I'm more like them than the warehouse drones.
In that wookies classic SSM style
>>83232886These women will never do a hard day's work in their life. Even if they decide to have a sprog, they will get a C-section. They can't endure any pain.
>>83232898What are you putting on lad? I didn't really find anything I liked today.
imagine if 'Crosslad' was a succession of actors and your Crosslad and my Crosslad are different like Dr. Whos
>>83232782>It's more natural and a bit less unhealthy, dear.Ok my love, you know best.. I guess I can make do...
Wagies are scum, if all virgin men collectively agreed to stop working in protest we could get the government to address the Male loneliness issue, but wagies are too afraid of losing their little slave wage for a while, all incel wagies need to be lynched because your literally slaving for no reward
>>83232863It's phonefagging shit, why be so concerned? It's the same thing unc, altering stuff, just easier now.
>>83232886Proof you aren't Turkish?
>>83232895That's just cope wagie. HR shouldn't even exist. It's just a role created for women that don't want to do any meaningful work.
>>83232909I agree lad. I would love to see mass male strikes in poorly paid jobs that women will never do.
Ruthmong is starting to get really annoying now
>>83232904Just a few small bets on the dogs. Had a bad day yesterday and lost 15 quid.
>>83232914It's worse than that, it's not just that they don't do meaningful work, it's that HR departments are designed to IMPEDE productivity. Literally giving women fake jobs makes everyone in the country poorer and less free.
>>83232886why is that image doing the rounds? for some reason i see picrel.
>>83232914Nah HR is an important function in a business with a lot of employees lad. You just don't know what is involved because you've never functioned in the real world. It would blow your mind.
see patterns in colours, me.the sea? a bit like the sky. (just one of the things i have noticed.)
I fully agree with all your points, but I would sell out immediately if I got to shag these hot sluts
>>83232929There are many companies that don't have HR. Any issues, you talk to your manager or owner.
>>83232920What would be the point? Let's say the Amazon wagies go on strike, they're the only ones losing out, the dossers who order from Amazon won't notice, they'll just have their package delayed by a day
>Nah HR is an important function in a business with a lot of employees lad.
>>83232910because i am the one viewing and possibly saving these images. lossless PNG images, it's the exact pixels, fine.but people should understand the basics and care about quality, work from the original/full-resolution source images wherever they can, reeee.
>>83232932Your skin would be stained with their fake tan and other vile cosmetics. Vile plastic bitches would be Chad only anyway.
>>83232928That poor lad died and used to do the rounds on /b/. Good times.
Why aren't you guys at work? It's thursday, no?
When I see a bald or ugly man working I just pity him and think what's the point. How are there so many of these incel wagies? The guy who did my last glasses sale legit looked like quasimodo
>>83232945There's no pussy to look forward to at the end of a hard week or working. I will continue to leech. At least women will pay for men like me.
>>83232947the quasimodos of the world deserve to exist, how dare you lad, how dare you
>>83232907I will get your special hash brown patties next time I go shopping. They ARE deliciously crispy and the holiday season of cheating on our diets IS upon us. Will also make you special southern American treat of country sausage gravy over homemade buttermilk biscuits.
also, this is me blanking out a name on a document. i drew a black box, it took me a second.why the FUCK do smartphone subhumans digitally scribble on images? half the time i can actually see their name/address/whatever through the translucent brush.
Clitkneel
>>83232869The average migrant probably thinks it's ok to grope women in public. I watched one the other day that got caught and he couldn't understand what was wrong with it.
>>83232954Thank you wifeberg.
>>83232935Once you have an organization of sufficient size and complexity, the owner or line manager can't deal with HR issues anymore. If they were dealing with HR they wouldn't be able to do their job. You'd realise this if you'd ever worked in a senior role in a large and complex organisation.
>>83232947Same. If I ever see a male wagie that's just a fucking ugly as fuck loser I feel nothing but sadness imagining how lonely he must be.
>>83232961Oh god here we go, the male feminist is kicking off about his precious wahmins
>>83232932Meh, would rather have my Indian nympho lass.
>>83232954Yanklass, sorry to bother you again but I asked above if you did anal. Do you?
>go to America>order fish and chips>get fish and chips, because they know what it isfuck you i wanted crisps.
>>83232961It reminds me when everyone saw the US forces leaving Afghanistan and the Afghanis were literally scrambling onto the wings of the jet, people on redditmedia were like "THOSE POOR MIGRANTS THEY JUST WANT TO ESCAPE THEIR HORRIBLE LIFE", and I was like, no you dumb fuck, they're dumb as shit and they think in Looney Toons physics, they really think if they hold onto the wing of a plane they'll be fine.Needless to say we saw a lot of migrants falling off plane wings that day.
me? not a fan of sexual/perverted groping, but i'd rather we become less sensitive about touching in general.i know I'M not chad and nobody wants to go anywhere near me, but we're still becoming a nation of germophobic paranoids.
I am only interested in women who do regular, enthusiastic anal. If I don't have that I'm not going to work x
>>83232967I remember a little bald midget wagie. Used to make fun of him as a kid. Always at the bus stop alone. He killed himself eventually. Probably not because of kids laughing at him but the fact he was just a miserable wagie that never got to have any love.
>I like to fuck women in their bums, IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY
>>83232995I wouldn't be surprised if he died a virgin desu
>>83232962You're very welcome, husband of mine.
>>83232995>I bullied a man to death when I was younger, but I'm going to pretend it was someone else's fault
>>83232945I work from home lad. I usually get a couple of hours in on britfeel
>>83232977It truly is terrifying uneducated people exist in certain parts of the world.
Luv shagging arse me i do X
>>83232970He doesn't mind women being sexually assaulted, as long as it's a white man doing it
Try not to shit my piss
Wonder if Laura has received her new BBC dildo yet. Hopefully SSM hasn't flogged it to Helen.
In my early twenties I used to get take away all the time, then I'd be on the toilet the next moment pissing out my ass.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - anal is the barometer of love, intimacy and commitment in a relationship. If she's not doing anal for you then she:>doesn't love you>doesn't value shared intimacy>doesn't consider you 'the one'
In my early 20s I used to shag multiple women
Has ssm been reported to police yet? He literally says in one of the old clips that he knows shes mentally a child
You have to be masochist to enjoy and give anal. Just the way it is, gotta wonder why you like inflicting pain on people, something wrong with that.
>>83233024You sent Laura asmr a bbc dildo?
>1850 take home>still getting 550 UCOh it LUSH
>>83232958Not got the tools available to do that when editing an image on the phone.
>>83233029Thank you for this lad. This post has prompted me to have a very difficult conversation with my girlfriend. I'm going to go and do it now
These are the differences in lines of sight on different emotional faces between autists and neurotypicals.
>>83233056I dont get whats being shown here
Somewhere right now an Amazon van wagie is having a meltdown because some fat dossers dr peppers leaked in his personal car.
>>83233063Autists and NTs had eye tracking equipment attached to them, then they were shown faces which displayed different emotions. The dots and lines show where their eyes moved when first shown the faces.
>>83233047>after deductions it's 530.86>they took 787.55 from that take home pay
>>83233046No, I wouldn't give a woman free shit ever.
>>83233072No lad they took that off my UC
>>83233065Is that the fat dosser's fault?
>>83233070The quest for knowledge is unyielding it seems.
>>83233034Most women are mentally like a child. I've seen police officer ladies cry on bodycam videos when the scary black man with a knife rushes up to them.
>>83233075Oh, well that's not to shabby.
>>83233074Yeah because it would be about 3 months wages in turkey you kebabroach
Corrrr thread is a right shit show today. Let's everyone calm down and have a cup of tea shall we?
>>83233065Good. Hope he crashes and gets everyones Amazon deliverys cancel.
>>83233082Exactly lad, I've had 1842.90 in my bank from my job, I'll still get 530.86 from UC on the 1st and I had 558.40 from PIP on Monday. 2932.16 total for the month
If we got rid of all immigrant security, think of all the white young men that could get a comfy job.
>>83232949>At least women will pay for men like me.You mean your parents?
mad you can earn 788 quid in a month and still get hundreds in benefits.don't get me wrong, that's right, but with Jobseeker's you used to just lose it. single quid over minimum wage, no bennies.my brain does not understand inflation and change
>>83233101No lad I earned 1842.90 in the month and still get hundreds in benefits
>>83233101>don't get me wrong, that's rightWhy is that right?
only nonces like Mark prefer foreigners over natives.
My UC is only 700. Probably like 630 at the moment.
>>83233109sliding scale where it goes down gradually for every pound you earn over a threshold, rather than just getting/not getting it.
At least 5 brown security men on shift at every Jobcentre. I'm not even lying. Why is the government still paying for so many?
>>83233114No I mean why is it right that when you earn a living you are allowed to just claim a lump sum of money, paid by taxpayers, from the government to supplement it?
If I was just on benefits I'd get 1318.41 UC and 558.40 PIP, 1876.81 a month. I'm 1055.35 better off a month from working>>83233119Hate the game not the player
>>83233101>>83233119Thing is vast majority of people on UC do work. Just most jobs that are out there are temporary or part time. Without the UC those wagies would actually be unable to even afford rent. The economy is totally shit. You cannot get people "back to work" because they almost all do work.
>>83233117Because a spacker like you (not you, but one with testosterone) might kick off.
i miss when the government would buy me a bottle of vodka every week just for going to college.
me? I wash my dick in the sink after everytime i spaff, i feel like seaside mark
>>83233125You only need two strong men for the most part. The police can be called, you know. People kick off anywhere. A huge supermarket probably doesn't have that many.
>>83233119don't worry lad, i'm sure that money is going to business owners and landlords who deserve it.
>>83233136People are a lot more likely to kick off at the job centre
Hate looking out my window and seeing hot sexy college girls going to college.
>>83233117Incredible isn't it? We white men have no jobs, yet these clowns are paid to stand around a Jobcentre all day. Sad.
The way you fix a totally shit economy is not by squeezing productive people dry and just handing consumptive funds to people feeling the brunt things. This is a feelgood policy designed to alleviate immediate suffering but with disastrous long-term consequences. It's the sort of thing indicative of government policy over the last few decades - good vibes government. 'Be nice' government. No consideration of second order consequences.
>>83233136>The police can be called, you knowLet me tell you, I've worked the job centre security job, police at least in my area did not arrive nor did they care less a weapon was shown.
>>83233119why is it right that inbred lead poisoned pakis are allowed to come here and shit out 5 disabled pic related each and given multiple lifetimes of benefits at the wagies expense?
>>83233151Indeed, this is a question that has no reasonable answer. There's no justification for it, it's just wrong.
can't help but notice i've placed the tweezers here on my desk, rather than putting them away.suspect i'll be plucking away again next time i'm watching a video or summat.
meanwhile, <other crime>, and the police are right there.
>>83233079Switch emotionally with mentally and this is correct. I can be perfectly logical regarding many things, but when feelings become involved I'm a clueless selfish petulant child.
>>83233142And then you mount *that* drive don't you and look for the brit girls taking their uniform off?
>>83233143You are too much of a low test coward to do that job though
>>83233165From what I understood, police were more interested in catching the bank robbers then Mahmood Nike Mustafa starting shit again at the JC
>>83233178No I just get jealous about my shit life and missed youth and how they'll be sucking and fucking other college boys and I missed out on young sex and love
>>83233165Always turning up to migrant hotels within 5 minutes. Protecting our future rapists.
>>83233188Post all filenames ending in .mp4 on your hard drive.
>>83233171any Yanklass tips for dealing with emotional women?
all my nubile pornography is vintage. .avis and a few .wmvs. don't go for that new MP4 muck, me.
>>83233188Your poor hot supple body, it gone
>>83233208Still have some classic early Lisa Ann interracial scenes on .mkv. Love the grain, the artefacts make it feel more 'real'. Modern porn is excellent quality, but somewhat sterile.
>>83233188Best time for sex then. It just won't feel special fucking some hag beyond 30 thats loose innit? Not that these hags will want a man like me or you. Depressing.
I'm disabled x
Gas and leckky supply back on. Fuming I fell asleep with the heating turned right up. It all alcohol fault x
>>83233198galatasaray-fener-derbi-2013-full.mp4how-to-fix-xiaomi-redmi-bootloop.mp4istanbul-street-food-tour-ustun-lezzetler.mp4ayvalik-summer-2019-with-elif.mp4besiktas-ultras-chant-compilation.mp4learn-greek-in-30-days-beginner-lesson1.mp4syrian-kebab-night-uncle-hasan.mp4top-50-saz-solos-that-will-make-you-cry.mp4turkish-coffee-fortune-telling-guide.mp4recep-ivedik-4-extended-cut.mp42021-crypto-crash-analysis-tradingview.mp4marmaris-dolphin-escape-news-clip.mp4how-to-bargain-like-a-turk-grand-bazaar.mp4
I like being Indian. X
I still have like .flv from old sites. If the pussy isn't shaved it's just one dark blob due to the fps and bitrate.
>>83233188You say this like it's a horrible curse someone inflicted on you, but you decided to skip your youth to play EverQuest. No one forced you lad.
>>83233232Was everquest any good, I was a wow man and I think they stole everything from that
>>83233227>marmaris-dolphin-escape-news-clip.mp4please upload this somewhere. or strip the sound and post it here if you can.thank you.
>>83233227That's not Turkmong. Thats sadmong aka woe is me aka I missed out on young love.
>>83233232Never played EQ. You know nothing about me, and are wrong.
>wake up>missed call from an old friend that i used to fancy but weve not been in contact for about 18 months>at 5amwh...what should i do i suppose its a good enough excuse to message her again
Calculations might be a little off from the real figures, this month I had 1 week of 20 hours and 1 of 50 hours like I actually only did 40 hours in that week but the clock change made the previous week 20 and it carried on over to the next, but I think it's close enoughThere's not always 50 hours available, would be nice getting nearly 4 grand a month but I'd be really tired all the timeThink I'm better off sticking to 30 hours, not that much difference in the grand scheme of things doing 40 hours, and I'd be alright only doing 20 hours
>>83233245It was fucking 5am lad just call her back and say yeah sorry I was sleeping, what's up?
>>83233236Well whatever MMO you were addicted to. Doesn't matter. Bottom line is you hid in your bedroom instead of living
all them Stickam teens are either dead or approaching 40 now. grim.
>>83233253You are one dumb motherfucker originally
Not paying any income tax atm because I've earned less than the allowance this tax year, think I'll still be under by April too, maybe I'll quit when I reach the allowance next tax year
>>83233259You're angry now because you know I'm right. Lads like me actually engaged with school work, made the effort to be social at school, went to uni, got a job, etc. You just sat and played computer games and you want the same rewards we got.
Doja Cat - Paint the Town Red on repeat de lids xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4_9TFeMfJE(pic related, is Doja cooorrrrrr x)
I know when to go outI know when to stay inGet things done
>>83233265No because you're just making assumptions. Troll or narcissism about your experience must be all experiences. You cannot imagine anything outside your own. Assumptions to justify youur retarded worldview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK2TeQjixJsSir, a third Marie bombshell is due to hit the Seaside Army at five.
I wonder if I'd still be better off putting more in my pension, I'd pay NI on it with the new rules but it would reduce my take home and I'd get more UC, would be nice to have a big fat pension
>>83233272So what was it lad? World of Warcraft? RuneScape?
Gonna ignore that thing
>>83233274Just the same videos we all saw years ago
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s6zdDi-RRyIIs this true?
He didnt answer my evequest question about if it were good.its over lads I will never know
nobody in the UK played EverQuest. MMORPGs didn't start over here until WoW.
Only middle class lads played World of Warcraft. Working class lads played RuneScape or other free to play games
I started on runescape moved to WoW, it just werked out that way
>>83233288Intuitively I want to say no, but I can't be sure
>>83233254and now every girl just has a 4k camera in their pocket and charges for the privilege on onlyfans. everything has been commercialised.
>>83233278people rarely choose games over those things tho, they cope with the games because they don't have or can't have those things, you're an idiot if you think we all get shat out with equal opportunities but i know you're only here to bait, probably a larping dosser yourself
For me? It's the Troll. The true NEET race.
>>83233309>you're an idiot if you think we all get shat out with equal opportunitiesMost of us get shat out with nothing lad. I got shat out with fuck all and I had to fight for everything I have. I had to risk rejection and looking like an idiot every single day when I was a teenager, and it happened plenty of times. But I kept going, I didn't give up and hide away in my room playing games like a fucking coward.
>>83233266She was really fit until she bogged the fuck out of herself. Completely lost the plot.
>>83233320>I didn't give up and hide away in my room playing games like a fucking coward.Oh he is having a melty
>>83233297RuneScape is a Brit game and it predates WoWPlayed EverQuest at a friends house, his dad was an addict, really oldschool and hardcore grinding, as a kid it was fascinating but not so much as an adult, you had to be there type of game I think
>>83233330Wait Doja bogged herself?! Fuck. What's a recent pic of her that shows it?
>>83233282Speak for yourself lad, I've never watched an ssm video because I'm not a weird shut in
>>83233331Sure, believe I'm "having a melty" if it makes you feel better about wasting your youth
>>83233320Love how normies type and believe this shit. They create this story about how they worked so hard and deserve everything because of how hard they worked.
>yanklassI've shagged two yanks, bout to make it three I reckon
>>83233334Bleurgh original
Britain's Next Top Melty
>>83233335When I say "we" I obviously meant people who are interested in SSM. Dunno why you'd bother replying if you aren't.
>>83233342I'm not that anon, youre just clearly having a melty so I thought I'd point it out Should spend your energy elsewhere lad or you'll just end up upsetting everyone around you. Thats me two pennys.
>>83233349I am the royal we and will assume that any we refers to me, if that's alright with you lid?
>>83233345I don't know if I'd call this bogging lad. Bogging is more excessive plastic surgery.
typing this one-handed.
I dont know if I'd call it a bogging but she does look a bit weird, done on purpose though I reckon.
>>83233354Yeah I thought I'd seen one where she'd gone mental with the plastic surgery a little while ago but think it could have been an edit or just loads of makeup or something. Think she had some sort of public melty and tried to make herself as ugly as possible for a while. You know what these famous bitches be like.
we need to start ridiculing/shaming lip filler. it's gone too far.
>>83233320okay but maybe you're shy, weird, autistic, maybe you had a mole on your face, maybe your dad was a horrible cunt, no family, poor, ugly, fat, maybe your school was just full of cunts, you lived too far away from other kids or girls, whatever, anything can shape who you end up as and it's not necessarily something you can control or even be aware of until it's too latei don't think someone coping on games in their youth for example now deserves a shit life until they die, lots of vile scum go about life getting girls and money and whatever else is considered success and they certainly don't deserve it
girl i know puts her bf's on instagram right but now her latest bf is black and she hasnt put him on her instagram
>>83233379oh dear, poor lass
>>83233343You believe you deserve more despite never working for anything. Surely that's more delusional?
your loved ones are not a token for your social media profiles they are HUMAN BEONGS
>>83233378Seven of the things you listed apply to me lad. And I don't think anyone deserves a shit life until they die. But if you want a good life you actually need to act. You can't sit around whining about how unfair life is when you've done nothing to make it better for yourself.
I think what other people think is actually none of my business tbqhwyl
It's not against the law to film your dog fucking another dog. You can have all the dog fuck videos you want so long as no human is involved.
Back from Aldi. Brought your Kinder egg, coffee stout, and generic mint chocolate ice cream filled cornet cones, but they've stopped doing those biscuits with the smarties on top so you get nowt.Only kidding, I got you a Deeno dinosaur shaped chocolate bar.
>>83233401I dont understand what a deano is. Seems like it's just a kind of middle class chav. But people always go "No theyre not chavs." but cant explain what they are.
>>83233405they are evolved chavs
>>83233405It's basically chavs now. They've evolved into more of a hyper-materialistic, status obsessed, social media preening type.
>>83233397ntaIve done a lot and none of it worked so you're gonna pay my benniesLook at it as reparations
>>83233405A deano is a smug broccoli hair lad that has a british rose girlfriend. These girls would've been for us back in the day but now hoeflation means they can't have staceys.
>>83233401>generic mint chocolate ice cream filled cornet conesi changed my mind i want strawberry & vanilla
>>83233405>middle class chavThis desu
>>83233374Fair enough yeah, she's sexy af imo and seems like she'd be super chill and fun to hang around with but damn does she have crazy-under-the-surface vibes going on.Bet she fucks like a succubus tho.
>>83233405Wifebergs sister is married to a deano. He's fine but it's impossible to have a conversation with him because he only cares about things I don't care about. He wants his house to be all white and millennial grey. He's going to vote reform. Hope this helps.
>>83233409I don't resent that lad.
>>83233417110% grippy pussy for sure
>>83233405Lower middle class lad with a very specific superficial sense of masculinity. All about gym, tanning, love island ect.
>>83233416Nah deanos aren't middle class. They're working class, but trying to look like they have money. Sometimes they really do have money, but mostly it's just irresponsible spending. >>83233419Just out of interest, what kind of things does he care about? Aside from politics.
>>83233401>they've stopped doing those biscuits with the smarties on top so you get nowt.> I got you a Deeno dinosaur shaped chocolate bar.Suppose that'll do, these deenos any better then freddos?
Seeing beautiful girls in public just makes me feel depressed now. Like there really are these truly stunning women, their bodies are lithe and supple and soft and they probably make insanely sweet sounds when they're turned on and... I will never ever ever have the pleasure of them. They wouldn't even spit on me if I was on fire. All because I am short and ugly, not things I can change.
What do you make of the 1975?
>>83233425Reality TV, football, formula 1. At their wedding his best man spent the entire speech talking about strip clubs they've been to together. Everyone was fuming, I thought it was quite funny.
>>83233429Wasn't alive back then lad, but have heard mixed things, some people love the 70s and other hated them
>>83233427How short are you de lad?
>>83232691Some cans of old speckled hen please my lad. Oh and nip into the paki shop on the way and get me 20 regals would you?
i just want a woman who loves me for my relatively sound health, not my looks or personality.
>>83233433Yeah I know the type of guy you mean. If you don't like sports there's just no way in with them.
Once dated a hijabi girl for two years. She was really very sweet but had an insane family background and was voluntarily estranged from them and even changed her name lol. She wasn't religious, she just loved wearing the head wrap. She was really the sweetest girl I've met, I often think about her.
>>83233447Were you a Muslim at the time?
just so yous know, if it had been me who'd gone to Aldi, i'd have brought back the correct ice cream, the biscuits, and the ciggies.
>>83233441He's already come back lad fucks sake, youve slept in again
>>83233440I'm just shy of 5'6". Most teenage girls match my height. I've even heard groups of them giggle when I walk past.
>>83233450I appreciate that lad cause im fucking stuck with these deenos and hes fucked off now
>>83233449No I'm not religious. Wish we had found a way to reconcile the different things we wanted in life though.
>>83233405Just normies, really. It's a similar concept to chav because there's some class based snobbery and elitism in there, but it's not the same thing. It's just a coincidental overlap that most normies wear chavvy clothes and listen to chavvy music.To me the essence of the Deano is that he's one of those people who was thick as fuck, never got higher than C on any exam and probably didn't go to uni, but who has nevertheless "succeeded" in life by virtue of the fact he has absolutely zero imagination and never questions his role in society. He accepts everything at face value, does whatever he is "supposed to" do and remains blissfully ignorant of anything else. The perfect specimen of an upper working/lower middle class NPC.Deano is content and lives an "ideal" life because it has never occurred to him that you can or should wish for anything else.
>>83233457Are you white?Oregano commentato
>>83233464Yep, she was mixed Iranian and Malaysian.
All the recent uk opinion polls. Reform are constantly leading at around 30 ish percent. Will the rest of the tories finally realise they are fighting a losing battle and just jump shit to Reform at some point?
>>83233415You'll get the back of my hand if you don't stop whinging, you ungrateful shit
>>83233473They won't, they will make backroom agreements with Labour to enact proportional representation because both Labour and Tories agree that it is better that they prevent Reform from upsetting the established order than to let British people actually have what they want for once.
Reform will destroy this country with their bullish tactics. It'll be a shit show. But it's one of those shit shows that'll create a sink or swim situation.
i decided i wanted mint choc chip after all.
This whole being a racist bully at school thing is probably helping Farage. People can smell bullshit. Only just released this now when he has been a public figure since the late 90s. Exaggerating silly bullshit he may have said when he was 13 about 50 years ago when was a kid in a completely different cultural context.
Will reform force me to work? Only thing I care about.
>>83233463Works in sales or recruitment or estate agent. Pub, cheap coke, love island. Unironically thinks Kim Kardashian is attractive and not some freakish specimen. Pays for Disney plus and enjoyed the star wars sequels. Listens to radio1 or capital. It's just the male version of a basic bitch.
>>83233483I actually agree with this, albeit relatively tentatively. The problem is that the country is in such a tangled mess that untangling it will necessarily be a shit show. Things WILL get upset, markets will need to restabilise, there will be teething pains as the current paradigm kicks and screams as it's taken out back and shot in the head like it needs to be.
>>83233487Yeah probably. They'll gut benefits completely.
>>83233483wouldn't mind a last-ditch Labour referendum on proportional representation, tbqh.i'm not enough of a dweeb to understand the minutiae of how the Alternative Vote wasn't trve PR, but i reckon people would vote yes to it now.
>>83233485Farage has a similar political coating that Trump does, though with obvious differences that aren't worth going into. But the point is that shit like this that the media is trying to fling at him isn't going to convince any pro-Farage people to not vote for him. He has a very high floor, all that remains is to see where his ceiling is.
>>83233468That's a complex mix lad. Sunni and Shia background, and not even religious herself. She had more contradictions just within her own background than you did in your relationship.
Siiiiiiiggghhhhhhhhhh. Have had a nice time sitting in bed warming up with a mince pie and a tea but alas it is time to return to toil. Have questions to answer and a whole 3 hours of time to waste before I can walk dogberg in the cold and dark once again. At least I get paid a lot of money, if I had a shit wage I really don't know how I'd manage.
>>83233490Exactly. Still uses wet look hair gel in 2025. Has as many pairs of pristine white trainers as your average lass has high heels. Owns the newest console exclusively for FIFA and COD. Is still subscribed to UniLAD/LADBible on facebook. We've all met at least one.
>>83233505Aye, but things weren't meant to be. Would give anything to shag her again though, she had a cracking, and I mean CRACKING hip-to-waist ratio, like mental.
>>83233517>Owns the newest console exclusively for FIFA and COD.I don't fit the Deano archetype at all but I definitely have a Deano taste in games. That's all I play on the PS5
>>83233525You could be a crypto deano lad, have you looked into it?
>>83233525Bad news for you there Deanolad
just sounds like charvas to me tbqh
>>83233527As in crypto currency? Or another meaning of the word crypto?
>>83233525Kinda sus lad. What kind of trainers do you wear? What's your hairstyle like?
>>83233528I also like football. And expensive trainers. Shit. You might be right.
>>83233530Like a cryptofaggot. I mean fascist.
Me? Arch linux with xfce (changed over from kde again)
>>83233530Like you could secretly be a deano without knowing
>>83233200Choose your battles, use effective communication techniques like "I" statements and "when you do A it makes me feel B" lest you be accused of being accusatory, be ridiculously patient, and know when to either resign to being a frustrated babysitter or simply stop participating and bail.
>stealth deanos ITT
>>83233546Nah I have too many anti-deano traits too. I think the truth is that most people are too complex to be put into this rigid archetypes. The overarching quality of a true deano is that he's simple. And I don't mean stupid, I mean just an uncomplicated guy.
The most Deano thing of all is to be be basic enough to fit the archetype of a Deano.Kinda deep innit that.
Deanos could be here. I've never been in this thread before, there could be Deanos anywhere. I hate Deanos.With a car you can go anywhere you want.
>>83233571Where are you from then? This is a local thread for local people.
>>83233554i feel happy when you answer me :)
Still some chores left aren't there X
>>83233562I think you need to explore your deano side a bit more you never know lad
>>83233604this video makes me feel uncomfortable :(
>>83233606How does that work? like exploring a gay side?
Going to wank to some anal porn later. Probably some Kelly Divine, Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie and other classic late 00s-mid 10s anal queens.
>>83233628Bit arousing isn't it? Weird to get hard from something like that
>>83233591Well done, liddington!wagmi
>>83233631Just starting doing things deanos do and see if you like the feel of it. simple innit
Dear Yanklass, I would like to wish you a very happy thanksgiving, Hope you have a wonderful day :D
>>83233645*startsorry about that
>cba to cook a meal>decide to have coffee instead>go to get coffee cubes>there's pizza underneath>mfw
>>83233658what a coffee cube when its at home lad
>>83233643Hey yanklass, do you do anal?
>>83233544Based. Xfce is comfy and very customisable.
>>83233668cube of coffee
>>83233643Cor luv that place, their yaki soba is gert lush
Looks like cambro has gone down as well Some very obscure releases on there. Sad!
The walls are closing in, theyre rounding up everyone.
>>83233668these.(please forgive any brown stains, they are residue from cubes past.)
>>83233029>>83233049Well thanks dickhead my girlfriend just broke up with me because of this
>>83233702How interesting, thank you lad. So you pop them in a cup then put hot water on?
Been struggling to maintain an erection with my gf in the last week. Too much work stress I thinkIs it worth trying dick pills or do they make things worse long term?
>>83233711> So you pop them in a cup then put hot water onholy SHIT that is geniusi've been frying them this whole time
>>83233720They don't make things worse long term lad, as long as you don't get into your head and start feeling like you can't fuck without them.
>>83233720I think it's not bad, but I wouldnt go with viagra mate, go with cialis, they last a day and a bit and go low dose. If the dose is too low you can always pop another, but dont get the strongest ones.
Alri lid.Sit on Santas lap.Five quid.Put you on the womfy list for Crimbo.
>>83233684Always get the sirloin steak ramen me, and some duck gyoza. Always get me end away when I take a lass for a wagas and show them I can use chopsticks properlyDo you reckon deanos go to wagas? Is it like a posh Nandos?
>>83233740Wagamamas is a big deano place for sure. The ultimate deano chain restaurant is Miller and Carter though.
i dont fancy men but i do love big cocks
Any of you tried this luxurious treat? An exquisite Masters of Steak accredited fillet 8oz expertly topped with a grilled lobster tail. Recommended rare?
>>83233749Maybe, only Miller and Carter I know is in Horsforth though, and that's not Deano territory, that's Waitrose/Ocado shopper territroy. They think they live somewhere really posh and cultured just because it takes fucking ages to get to a motorway.
>>83233764>that's not Deano territory, that's Waitrose/Ocado shopperThat's just Deano after he gets his bonus lad
>>83233764There's one in the city centre lad. In The Light (of course)
mask off moment
>>83233769Nah, he doesn't give a fuck how fairtrade or organic his grub is, he's a Sainsbury's or Tesco loyalist. Waitrose/Ocado is for people who went to uni and refuse to let go of their perceived status, even if they end up being skint failure adults. The actual poshos do M&S.
GNU/Linux doesn't scan files and submit their hashes/filenames to Microsoft Defender servers.
>>83233792Deano went to uni lad. Sports science at Aberystwyth
>>83233740lel. I was a ginormous weebu as a young lad so the chopstick knowledge is pretty ingrained.
>>83233777Not been in The Light since I was a teenager desu, back in the days we used to hang out at corn ex and steal ciggies from Morrissons in Merrion Centre. Only reason for me to be in the city centre nowadays is for the pubs.
>>83233720https://www.doctorfox.co.uk/erectile-dysfunction/tadalafil.htmlMy pal doctor fox will sort you out lad>>83233727Anon is right though the strongest ones can give you a headache, best off on the dailies and just take an extra one
>>83233793lame, why haven't they implemented that yet?
>>83233816>>83233816New britfeel thread for us
No rapseed oil for me.Just coconut oil and olive oil all the way.With 4x extra garlic and done a little bit longer.No sulphites for me if that's alrigh' with you?Organic milk no Bovaer or whatever it is.I keep strict Seaside Army diet x
me? always tell friends i've given chopsticks a try, i'm not interested in learning, please do not bother trying.i'm now up to five people who insist no, they'll teach me, then eventually give up.
>>83233813Because of privacy lad. Ever heard of hash collisions? Imagine your file being matched against a bad one. It's rare but it can happen.
>>83233727>dont get the strongest onesDon't be a fanny, get the strongest ones, they have you popping stiffies for no reason like you were in year 7 for about a week lmao. Great fun.
>>83233827sounds like you're just excusing your inferior operating system for not having the latest features.
>>83233651Thank you! I drove my Ford Focus from my injun-named Quaker village of Catawissa to my parents' home in rural redneck Buckhorn, where we are watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade while the turkey, stuffing, and green bean casserole bake. Also having of course mash and gravy, and I made us the strangely good traditional Pennsylvania Dutch Jell-O salad: cherry gelatin with sour cream, cranberries, walnuts and celery. It's all so very American.
>>83234229corr cant imagine being american it would feel well weird for me, like im in a tv show or summin
They only went and made another thread without telling me ffs>>83233816 >>83233816
