employee of the month edition
I want a hot pornstar gf
Garn t'beehive.
just had one of them posh salami and ndujer pizzas, scones with cream and jam on for pud yes mate
in case you're wondering who had the idea for banning solo drinkers, it was Aidan
>>83233816I'd leave Aiden a substantial tip for spitting right in HHL's mouth next time he tries to order a pint. He'd go "What's that mate? Can you speak up a bit?" and when HHL opens his mouth to shout his order, Aidan would just spit right into it. I'd be watching, laughing and handing Aidan a 50 out of my wallet.
The Monghive
Shall be seeing a GP about my phimosis this evening
>>83233849Imagine it's Aidan. He's stopped working in the Beehive now because he's graduated medical school. He spits right into your jap's eye as lubricant to work your foreskin down your helmet
Abigaile Johnsons scene with Mandingo is so good
Aidan discreetly told me when my nose was bleeding instead of grassing me up for sniffing coke all night, what a top lad
Aidan did nothing wrong. this is sick.
>>83233810>>83233726>>83233727Thank you lads, I shall try it and give my gf a good shagging
If I was American I'd have a girlfriend.
>alpaca-lypsefucking hell i've been pronouncing 'alpaca' wrong my whole life.
>>83233849If they immediately recommend circumcision tell the jew bastards to go do one. I had quite bad phimosis and I fixed it myself
Want to kill myself to be completely originally honest
>>83233816Why did the guy I knew from Bristol sound posh and like a rich guy
>>83233877sad state of affairs when that wasn't an original post (originally)
>>83233874How have you been pronouncing it? >nu threddington is't
>>83233865Lol no you wouldn't. The dating market is far more brutal over there
>>83233880farmers are rich. the image of a simple, dirt-covered country bumpkin is a total myth.
>>83233837This is unironically a good idea if youre a pub owner. Keeps the weirdos and alcoholics away
>>83233892Are they rich? Isn't all the wealth tied up in the farm itself? Not like they have millions of cash to buy whatever.
>>83233885i'll admit it hasn't come up often, but i thought it was 'al-patcha'.
Don't think I'll bother reporting my last two days off to HR, my manager couldn't give a shit and it'll just go against me when the new purchasing company check out all our records. It's all above board, just a bit of fraud. (That rhymes and you know it does, admit it)
>>83233892ah he moved to cardiff recently, his accent was crazy
>>83233897>be a pub owner>want to keep alcoholics away???
>>83233898oh boo-hoo.>you don't understand! it's not cash i can spend, it's all tied up in assets and property!that's called being rich m8.
>>83233900Very unique, quite sophisticated if I do say so myself. Reckon you could get away with that by just telling people that's how they pronounce it in Peru, I'd probably believe it.
>>83233892A myth they want everyone to believe so they can get away without paying taxes and never modernising their outdated business practicesFuck I hate farmers I wish this government was actually socialist and would confiscate all the farmer's land and set NEETs to forced labour working that land jesus
>>83233912alcoholics cause fights and drama. every solo alcoholic is driving away 2+ other customers, guaranteed.
>>83233915ok but it means they cant really pay inheritance taxjust means their farms got to get sold offand wholl buy it? blackrock or bill gates or some shitis that really better to you?
I had a dream that i married a streamer girl and she loved me and we lived happily ever after travelling the world on trains.Thank fuck i don't have any money to throw at her.
>>83233917Farmers are literally part time NEETs thinking about it
>>83233880>BristolMiddleclass LGBT posh cunt city
>>83233923>wholl buy it? we remove the concept of private property entirely, comrade.
For some reason I'm having quite the shits today. Admittedly I did do a lot of opiates over the last few days, and I did take senna last night, but I would have expected it to be finished. It just keeps coming and getting more and more liquidy and hot. Not a fan.
Haven't smoked in months and the thought of buying a pack of fags earlier grossed me out so I got one of those Elfbar 600s instead from the corner shop. I had a mod vape with coil/tank/juice back in the day. Don't even know why I bothered honestly it's all the same shite at the end of the day and this one was only a fiver.I tried to pull it a few times before realising the pod wasn't clicked in properly like a munter, hopefully I didn't break the thing. It pulls alright so don't think so.
Checked out of the political news cycle and now I just feel apathetic rather than constantly depressed. That is better.
>>83233935Aidan would be able to help you out
>>83233948will starmer ever get out? maturity is becoming apolitical like you were younger
>>83233921Lol I don't think you've ever been to a pub mate. The alcoholics go during the day when there's no one there, sit quietly and drink, and go home just as the post-work crowd start to shuffle in. The people who cause fights (no idea what you mean by "drama" lol, you sound like a woman) are coked up deanos on friday and saturday nights. That's why we have security then and only then.t. pub shift manager
>>83233935sounds grim lad. i'm in the opposite boat: few tramadols yesterday, took senna earlier, i'm waiting for this constipation to end.
>>83233954theyre going to replace him with andy burnham as soon as he becomes an mp last i read this is going to happen summer next year
Size of this mong
Ate sommet just now me
>ywn be employee of the month in a comfy suburban pub serving overpriced pale ales to cute british roses and deanos
>>83233965i bet he fucks her
Happy Lancashire day to all northern lads
>>83233982She probably jerks him off when he gets too hyperactive. That will settle him down for the next few hours.
sorry for being snappy just now. i am a sensitive person.>no idea what you mean by "drama" lol, you sound like a womanyou might be on to something
>>83233965On a real one what would you do if your kid came out like this? I'd probably just drown the cunt and flee to another country
getting hard proof that most blacked stuff on the internet is just brown guys mostly indians, really helpes me shake that fetish
>>83233989what happened to that anon who found a time portal in the rocks? when is he now?
>>83233965Do you reckon it's her with the dodgy genes or the nigger she shagged?
>>83233995Ah to be honest it was me who was being the cunt. In my line of work you often get into arguments with people who think they know all about the pub trade despite never working in a pub, so I react too strongly to it
That's the problem with our farms, they think they're still selling wool to textile mills in the 1730s, so they're sat on acres and acres of land that's basically being used for fuck all and wonder why they're skint.
>>83234001Not heard of that, QRD on time portal rocks?
>>83233963Funny how it can go both ways. I think the phenibut is playing a part in the tale, and possibly also the spicy tacos for dinner last night. It's all a rich tapestry.
>>83233999i remember this being the whole daytime telly '''debate''' because she knew in advance, was it wrong to still have the kid knowing his life would be awful?(yes. of course it was.)
im so tired of lifeits too hard
>>83233999I'd do exactly what Peter Andre did.
>ywn be with a nice york rose lass because she picked your stereotypical fuckboy deanowhy live?
wish i was a really sexy cute girl and could make a living posting cosplay pics online and feeling hot and sexy
>>83233999My brother isn't too different tbqh, absolutely fucking dreading when my parents die and I become responsible for him. He won't wash or brush his teeth or do anything without being told, fat cunt stinks and he's not living in my bloody house. He'd be in sheltered living like HHL if my mum wasn't such a dickhead and denied that anything was ever wrong with him.
I think I read something about how you can only have one proud willy baby and your next ones will be alright so maybe it's down to the mother's genes
>>83234004nigger genes and the massive amounts of non pharmacutically produced cocaine , ecstacy and other shit she probably took during the pregnancy.LSD during pregnancy produces mongs too.
>>83234006bridge under the water, lad. we all only have our own experiences in life. beer lines need cleaning again? i have zero concept of what that's like.
Bad news today: I woke up feeling like I had been anally raped by 3 enormous black men. I'm in agony and can barely walk.I am thinking the most likely explanation is piles? I had to do a poo at 2am but barely anything came out after squeezing for ages.
>>83233964They will do everything they can to stop it being Burham. Kier and his mates spent three years engineering their coup, they're not going to let the lefty faction steal the party back so easily. Streeting will be the one the banks/media pushes.
>>83234025Yeah your mum has fucked it lad. Silly cow
I wouldn't mind seeing all of her BBC toy collection video. I think we've seen enough smut books and pokemon cards by now.
>>83234025>won't wash or brush his teeth or do anything without being told, fat cunt stinksYou've just summed up half of britfeel
Bumsesh booked in.Night looking lush.
>>83234037You can say that again lad
>>83234035Prolapse lad, your arsehole is literally inside out
>>83234064Damn, will it go back inside
i chose to get normal chillies over bird eye chillies, because i 'don't need that many'.now i am out of chillies.
>>83234070Eventually lad
England before the invasion. The England I grew up in.
>>83234025if you are B, isn't your brother a drug addict or something? was he like this sober?
What causes men to portray themselves as losers to women?
>>83234075but think of the chicken kormas and endless rape
I'm 7 years old again and off to visit nana. I have never seen a Pakistani or black person, and the world seems full of hope.
>>83234083Nah not him, he's just a fat idiot with learning difficulties. Addicted to food but nowt else. My mum was obsessed with pretending he didn't have issues because she thought it'd reflect badly on her, so she forced him to normal schools and made my dad do all his homework. Now he's nearly 40 and can't look after himself.
>>83234075people don't even own rakes any more.
>>83234083That was B's brother talking about B
>>83234075Never known anyone with a sandpit
>>83234085>Me nice guy you want know methink that's just a caveman, lad.
wagies are the modern day scabsabsolute paki rape enabling SCUM
>>83234107I literally had one in the back garden growing up. Spent my summer evenings out there making sand castles and other structures in the days before Minecraft.
>>83234097>That was B's brother talking about Bwaht a twist
>a handful of aristocrats had curry fever centuries ago and now we're all paying for itMad
if everyone is connected to the grid then you can switch off the heating to any cunt that you disagree with
smeef
I'm gonna have to do a shit, possibly diarrhoea. I pray that my insides stay inside and no further damage happens to my already sore arse.
>>83234110That's just the uneducated pajeet. They all got cheap internet and smartphones around 2014. Internet has gone to shit since. Imagine living in poverty slums and suddenly having a world full of white girls on your screen that pretend they like you.
>>83234125You don't like curry?
>>83233816i would let Aidan breed my wife any day
>>83234165There must be millions of these cunts slaving away in mines and shit just to donate their paycheck to egirls kek
>>83234149I am doing that very same thing this second. It's weird I don't know what's caused it but I'm having a straight up bad time.
luv paki food
>>83234179mmmmm paki triangle
is Moni still a convicted sex offender?
OP is obsessed with HHL, and also reported him yesterday. One of those IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM NOBODY CAN soon to be murder rape cases you here about on teh news.
>>83233816Wonder what Aidan thinks about Sean
>start crying out of the blue>don't feel sad, wasn't thinking of anything sad>'but i'm crying, therefore i MUST be sad'>feel sad and think of sad things>suddenly clock it was just because of the constipation/pain>made myself sad for absolutely no reason
>>83234175Slaving away in asbestos mines so these privileged asmr lasses can travel around the world never needing to do any hard work. What a grim era it is for a huge majority of (uneducated) men.
>>83233875The last urologist I saw 7 years ago did but I refusedI'm waiting nowHopefully I can get a cream
>>83234125We didn't need to bring jeets and pakis here. We already invented the recipe ourselves.
>>83234210Is this the powder that makes you say yes?
>>83234210The real reason we have Pakis in Britain is really dumb.A British engineering company built a dam in Pakistan in the 1960s in order to provide water to them, using development aid money. People who were displaced by this were allowed to come to northern England (Bradford etc).So we built and paid for a dam for them and in exchange we were forced to share our previously homogenous country with them, and then they raped a million of our children. What a deal!
>>83234179I have trust issues with things like this, ever since I took a hungry bite into a spring roll and it was nothing but ripping hot bland watery vegetables. gave me ptsd.
>>83234172I don't desu>>83234210This too but I meant the aristocrats liked shagging the jeetas>>83234224>displacedWhy couldn't they just move somewhere else in their own country?
>>83234210i feel like any forrin food we have isn't authentic (curry, pizza, whatever)but i'll still give the forrins credit. i mean we needed India to figure this out and get those spices in the first place.
Timmy had a katsu curry today. I am very happy for him.
>>83234210Tikka masala is Scottish. Blew my mind that.
>>83234224The pakis are actually a lot more civilised than the native population of people in Bradford and norf shitholes like that. Those people are white pakis
Ristorante oven wizza for din dins x
>>83234234Dunno, I think because a British company was building it, it was some kind of deal that was struck between governments.
>>83234194How does one stop being a convicted sex offender?
>>83234209I fixed it by stretching my foreskin in the shower. Took a few months I think and it was disgusting inside, caked smegma from not being able to retract my foreskin at all and wash at allHopefully they give you cream. Don't mutilate your willy
>>83233816>>83234229Aw man I always do this! Got busy doing Spelling Bee w my mom and came back to the thread not knowing how late I was and that a new one had been baked.
>>83234241Not happy about those portion sizes
>>83234085>hi do you do custom ASMR videos please?>STOP ASSAULTING ME WITH YOUR WORDS YOU FREAK!!!!
I really can't understand why these poor men aka simps just give a lot of their money to mid asmr lasses. These entitled women need to learn what being a man is really like. They would be incredibly depressed knowing they cannot rely on the opposite gender for income to provide them with their monthly holidays abroad and latest iphones.She's earning 3 grand (gbp) in a month from combined services. She'd hidden her stats because she's so fucking ashamed of how easy it is for women to get money online for doing very little. Stick her in a factory for 5 years. See how long she lasts. Never done a hard day's work in her life.Now think of what the staceys are earning on twitch and dumb whores on onlyfans. It's ridiculous. Too many sad men out there giving money to women. These women do not care about them one bit. They wouldn't fuck them. That's my rant.
>>83234301Just three grand? That's fuck all mate. I know you're a loser so you think that's a lot of money, but it's fuck all for a month's income you poorfag runt.
Whats all this then? I was in the other thread talking to myself and you all moved over here, not right is it?
>>83234312It's a lot in Turkey.
>>83234293>Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade >It's all so very American.have to admit, this is just strange. like the whole thing is one big advert, full of adverts. Americans are the only people i know who see this type of thing as entertainment they seek out, rather than annoying shite to be skipped/ignored.
Good news. Putting spot cream on my foreskin yesterday appears to have helped the redness and soreness go away. Perhaps it killed bacteria?
>>83234328Fair enough lad, thank you for finally admitting you live in Turkey
>>83234301Let's stick you in a factory for 5 years and see how long you last
>>83234341if you had bacteria on your willy it's like you were having sex with millions of living creatures.
>>83234341You'll need to do more research!
bought any good black friday tat? i keep browsing but it all looks shit
>>83234301Love female legs me
>>83234351I got the toothbrush thats on sale at amazon 30 quid and the heads are like 20 but you can get knock off heads like a 10 pack for 12 so not so bad, i needed a new elecy brushy
>>83234346Sex with millions... See you later virgins
>>83234312That's a lot for making a few softcore sexualised videos every month on your iphone for sad simp men (no woman is paying for this shit). She loops a lot of her videos too so it appears like she's making many hours of content. She probably works some easy part time job doing fuck all so gets a few extra grand on top of that. You can't have a stable job if you're always travelling at that age.She was sexually assaulted in Germany a while ago. I'm sure you can guess his skin colour.
>>83234391Was it dragged into an alley type deal or more took him back to her hotel room drunk then regretted it in the morning
>>83234351Lots of dr pepper and coca cola multipacks. Hopefully they don't get damaged and spill in the amazon wagies car.
>>83234411When they get damaged in the warehouse we put them in the canteen fridge
>>83234410I dunno lad. She is quite vague with it. Has brought it up a few times. If he were white, it was most likely a regret thing. If he were brown, it was probably in an alley. Hamburg and Cologne are particularly dangerous now for white women.
>>83234426Making it up for sympathy
>>83234345I have worked in a warehouse for some years.>>83234360Bit skinny looking to me.
>>83234293Hope you liked the parade, Francis Higgins streamed it on yt, was quite the watch!
>>83234289Just saw her, yep she gave me cream.Didn't even need to show her my cock lol, just gave me a steroid cream.Fucking get in.
>>83234391>I'm sure you can guess his skin colour.Turkish?
>>83234455She doesn't need to see it to know you're a dirty bastard who doesn't wash
>>83234465Nah I said I can get it back to wash it which is trueIt's fine when flaccid
France are bringing back conscription. Could something actually be about to happen?
>>83234441It was probably some guy that tried it on but she got the ick and he immediately backed off. However, because he made a slight bit of contact physically this was traumatising for her.
>doctor, i don't know how to apply the penis cream ;_; m-maybe you could show me~?
>>83234468Oh sorry lad assumed you were the other lad who had a stinky bellend or something, you're the other one with phimosis
>>83234470Corr can't wait til hordes of smug Deanos are killed off
>>83234225the ones from tescos arent too bad, just get a bit of tommy red sauce
>>83234457Turkish men are more likely to work hard and make your kebabs lad. We're talking Eritrean men mostly.
>>83234470nah lad nothing ever happens.our government testing emergency alerts? just standard bug testing, really, no connection to anything.
I want to be part of some underground semi secret organisation. Religious group. Semi criminal group. Secret society. What can I join?
>>83234480Yeah but like I said I've basically cured it when flaccid. When erect I can get it back but it's not smooth. Hopefully this cures it for good.She actually agreed with me about not wanting a circumcision which was nice. I told her stretching has worked.
>>83234424Does that deduct from your wages, wagie? Bet you have to scan a QR code to use the fridge.
>>83234445Plenty of tubs of lard out there for you. No need to lose the 5% of women who aren't fat.
>>83234492FreemasonsRosicrucians
>>83234492Become a Jehovah witness, and save money on birthday and christmas presents.
>>83234501Most women are Chad only these days. Do you not know what hoeflation is?
>>83234470Remember we are one of the main partners in the 'Coalition of the willing' so Starmer will probably be making a similar announcement soon.
>>83234516Heard about it years ago but I don't know what that has to do with what I said.
>>83234485The shop ones are really nice, yeah. Sainsburys onion bhajis are naughty, all their indian food is to be fair. It has that 'supermarket' taste if you know what I mean but I'm super into that.
>>83234093Speak to the council and organise a social worker or a carer. If he obviously has some sort of learning difficulty then he can get diagnosed and get the help he needs. Is he on benefits? You will need to get the ball rolling now and get it sorted if not you'll have the task of looking after your spacker middle aged brother when your parents pass away. Also fuck off you lot saying this is me lol.
Gf forgot to buy beer now i have to drink wine. Not right imo
>>83234495It does not, seether, and we don't have to scan anything to use the fridge lmao same for the free coffee machine or cereal dispensers. We do have to scan our badges for the free gloves because you're only allowed 1 pair per week now, I did take a lot of them before they introduced that so that's why, got a drawer full of gloves
>>83234558I think you should go upstairs and shit in a pair of her tights. Then say woops, sorry forgot we're only meant to shit in toilets.
>>83234558get some ordered in, lad. it'll be daft prices on them apps but you can take it out of your gf's allowance.
>>83234577>I think you should go upstairs and shit in a pair of her tights. Then say woops, sorry forgot we're only meant to shit in toilets.kek, nice
>>83234558Post her knickers for revenge x
>>83234339It's shamelessly corporate, every float is either pushing some stupid new soulless garbage or some has-been trying to remain relevant, and the whole thing is dumb as fuck, but we watch it anyway because it reminds us of better times when it wasn't so commercial and awful, and we had my grandparents and great-grandparents with us. >>83234448Thanks! When the parade is over we will watch the National Dog Show, because we always do, but also because we love dogs. Just look at sweet rescue Missy!
What are you doing for thanksgiving yanklass?
Me? I'm thankful for rNHS.
>>83234614>Just look at sweet rescue Missy!whoa, does she have heterochromia?
>>83234621Thanks for asking, blad.At my parents looking at (see directly above) on the television. Just ate some baguatte, brie, and fig jam snackies. Dindins not for another few hours. Will facetime with my kids and their other grandma at my ex-husband's house later. My older son and his gf of 13 yrs eloped to Las Vegas last week!
>>83234657Yes her do. She mostly English Shepherd with some Queensland Heeler. My dad walks her like 8 miles a day and she is VERY good girl; last year at this time she was a stray living on the streets.
>>83234656Clapped for the psyop, didya lad
no hhl until after christmasthank you reportfag xthank you mods x
If there's one thing worse than a woman, it's an American one.
I can't deny the effect America has had on me, used to wuppagrind day in day out especially with the family when I was younger, when my sister and me were little we would make two great big mugs of tea and then quickly scurry a tshirt full of digestives an malted milks upstairs to watch challenge. I own a french press and use it every morning and can't imagine life without it, no biscuit jar in the flat and my teabags are shoved right to the back of the cupboard. it not right.
>>83234688>Clapped for the psyop, didya ladNo. I went down to the ICU each night during covid and did a 20 min firework display to say thanks.
>>83234688And you're still banging on about it 5 years later. Are you a woman by any chance?
been kicking this rat for ages. actually feel like we're friends now.
>>83234722Stop kicking him and see if he feels the same.
Fink i've caught a case of the ol' spackeritis
imagine what life was like being the discovery of fire
Butthole exploration with Chika
this fat shit (and sometimes fish, de lad) smelling ogre has been found out for the wrongun that he is and it's lush
>>83234693The Butthole Surfers do agreehttps://youtu.be/utSceW2ZBgs
>>83234704What is your relationship with your sister like now?
>>83234727that's it, i'm never listening to /britfeel/ ever again.
Yanklass being back has filled the Yanklass shaped hole in my heart from when she was gone, thanks Yanklass <3
>>83234761Like THIS bowchikabowow
>>83234765That dirty rat, tricking you like that. It's not on. I say go back and kick it's head in.
getting the urge to go back to crossdressing lately
>>83234736you know what does my tits in? i came up with 'TIARA Is A Recursive Acronym' all on my own.googled it one day, the phrase won some magazine competition in the early 90s.
>>83234779all right, making a new character.Penis the Elf, you will be avenged.
Scoffed a nine inch pizza and 2 pancakes chumba_apu.jpg
>>83234761We grew apart lad, we keep occasional contact over whatsapp every now and then and she shows me photos and that. She came out as a lez in adolescence and it hurt my mum bad. She travels around europe in a camper with her wife and dogs. She's happy (I think).
>>83234041fuckin kek I made this edit a while back funny to see it reposted
I will never work for Amazon out of principal. Scumbag monopoly that treats workers like shit, makes billions for selling chinese tat these days.
>>83234711You're the hero we need, not the hero we deserve
>>83234812sounds kind of grim ngl
>>83234749Looks like he's properly deleted his channels now
>>83234782Can you explain this for those of us that aren't egghead smarty pants?
>>83234812>She came out as a lezPhwoar
For me it's co-op 4x strength apple and blackcurrant squash. Sometimes I go for the summer fruits, sometimes I go for cherries and berries, but when I need squash in a hurry and co-op is my only option you really can't beat apple and blackcurrant. Orange is a bit too much, prefer tropical or orange and pineapple and lemon or whatever gay yellow flavours the suits come up with.
>>83234773Just this morning I was wondering to myself, "Why have you gone back to that sometimes heartlessly critical harvester of time and motivation?" The answer: because I love you lads <3
>>83234833sure thing lad. a recursive acronym is an acronym that contains itself. GNU (of GNU/Linux fame) stands for 'GNU's Not UNIX'. and THAT 'GNU'? stands for 'GNU's Not UNIX', and so on.'TIARA Is A Recursive Acronym' abbreviates to TIARA, which stands for 'TIARA Is A Recursive Acronym', which abbreviates to...
me? hate the taste of artificial blackcurrant.didn't want to say anything that Lemsip lad. i held my tongue.
New year new me, I am thinkingSad that this year has been a failureNot even in the mood for Christmas desu
>>83234869Thanks egghead smarty pants, everything is illuminated now. Anyway, hope that big brain is working out for you.
>>83234691What happened to HHL? I missed it
>>83234889thanks mate. i have also invented the concept of wireless electricity. it'll be everywhere by the 2100s (mark my words)
>>83234712>nooo you can't point out something stupid I fell for in the pastThe state of normies, this is why they never learn
>>83234863Why don't you fuck off to /yankfeel/? And before you come in saying there isn't such a place, there is. It's been inside you all along.
>>83234887Is it true that your bf broke up with you?
>>83234894Good god I hope I'm dead by then
>>83234823Part of me thinks she knows that deep down, honestly, but it's her life. She didn't even admit to being fully gay, more that her gf was "the one". Mumberg and I reckon she's bi and is just terrified of being alone. She married her childhood bestie. Mum can't stand her wife lol. When my sister was going out with her boyfriend of like 7 years they had a rift and we reckon her bestie slid in there like a little serpent and used her vulnerability to split them up.
>>83234812>came out as a lez>she's happySorry mate but I have never in my life met a happy lesbian couple. Don't even mean that in a typical "hurr bints am I right" way but all I ever see with them is mutual abuse.
>>83234907No, dunno what you're on about. Cue somebody (possibly you desu) with the little impersonation routine. We all bored.
>act aggressively towards Yanklass>can't help but mention being inside herhmm.
>>83234920Ah well most likely, either way happy to hear that you're still getting your bussy loved and it doesn't have to go lonely.
I'm a mixture of wet and sweaty. Put on the plastic trousers and boots for dogberg walkington, but thought it'd probably be cold so wore the big parker and a scarf. Can't tell if it let water in or it's sweaty, probably an unpleasant combination of the two. Horrible time really, dog kept trying to walk backwards and wanted to stand around sniffing everything and eating grass and all of that normal dog business which is so much harder to handle in the pissing rain. Terrible, little shit, I love the blighter and he deserves it. I'll give him a biscuit in a bit, after I get in and subsequently out of the bath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXLi90kB1g>In this age of grand delusion, you walked into my life, out of my dreams
>>83234917Second this actually. I know a few and they've all got weird relationships, tend to get incredibly serious very quickly and then one of them gets bored and moves on or troons out. Got a mate and I really liked her last gf, but she got replaced with some bland standard shorthair lesbo that I don't care for. What can you do eh?
I should probably reply to my mum about what I want for christmas shouldn't IWhat do I want for christmas lads? Any ideas? I just don't want to tell her nothing and have her think I'm depressed or anything.
>>83234951Ugh fuck can you figure it out for me too?
my bf has broken up with me.
>>83234951a girlfriendget her to set you up with one of her friends daughters
>>83234817Only noticed it the other day lad.
>>83234933>implying implicationsAnyway as if relationship status matters with regards to that. It the modern world.
>>83234951this year's supply of socks and boxers, lad. that's where they come from.
>>83234962Didn't think you were the sort for casual bussy stuffing, but if I was wrong then fair enough.
is Chika always so tense because his bf isn't doing sex with him?
>a year's supply of socks and boxersHow do people wear through some mountain of socks and boxers inside of a year? I have some socks and boxers that are like seven or eight years old and perfectly fine. Just don't destroy them maybe?
>>83234975all it takes is a stretch or a poke in the wrong place, that's a hole in the crotch area.my condolences to women. their underwear is insanely thin.
>>83234975Pretty sure the quality of everything is getting worse. I used to be able to have socks and boxers for years at a time but now my socks are definitely getting worn out quicker. I do walk more so that's probably got something to do with it, but I think also stuff is just shitter.
>>83234975Cheap ones don't last innit. Hard to find good clothes nowadays.>>83234967We keeping it private.
>>83234900Are you saying that the real /yankfeel/ was all the dildoes I inserted along the way?
I still wear my holey simpsons PJs from the 90s.
I still wear my liverpool christmas jumper and that one has elbow holes the size of watermelons.
>>83234995Don't be so crude, it's Thanksgiving you outrageous slut.
>>83234995No it's the retained tampon that's going to put you in ICU with toxic shock syndrome any week now.When I worked in a path lab we once had a contraceptive coil that had been in this old lass since 1972 and fused with her uterus. Grim.
>>83235015This, think of the pilgrims, ffs.
Wonder if chika has ever cum from just being penetrated.
got this from Primark for two quid. why not.it's too thin. would just wear it as a pyjama top, but it's TOO thin.
>>83235029Keep wondering.>>83235030Funny shirt. I am laughing.
Wish I could pack a girl's fudge.
Might watch new stranger things this evening, if the mood takes me.
I know you're reading this. Get rid of this ugly fucking tranny and give me ASH SARKAR'S BUMHOLE
Hong Wong fire. Where's Chow Yun-Fat when you need 'em?
>>83234528luv me some bhajis lad, if you want cheap shit get indian party food from heron foods, tastes alreet and only a couple'quid
>>83235015>>83235024>>83235027You done me
>>83235079Ah it was only a bit of fun. I heard they loved a good dildoing back then.
Not to sound callous but what is the point in keeping someone like this around? He's a danger to himself and others and is a complete resource sponge that won't ever contribute anything to society. We may as well be paying thousands a year to keep a rock stored in a box. The outcome and cost to society would be identical.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4q9pxyv7go
look at this, you can actually identify my skin colour through the shirt. with nothing but a camera flash in a dark room and the Colour Enhance feature in GIMP.that's meant to be acceptable, is it?
my dream scenario: me and chika are on holiday in the french alps and stay in a remote chatel, we get snowed in and cant leave for several days but we have plenty of delicious french cheese and wine and spend the time making sweet love
Stole mumbergs poofie from the living room to put me feet up in the box room.
Wonder what yanklass thinks of SSM being a sexual predator
>>83235105Brave of him to fuck her up the arse on camera.
>>83235041Homosexuality is so disgusting. Do you ever feel ashamed?
>>83234480I USED to have a stinky bellend. Smelled of rotten cheese because I couldn't pull my foreskin back. Smegma was caked all over the tip of my knob. Very painful to peel off
>>83235098>Prosecutor Tom Heslop said Bravery is monitored by three members of staff "24 hours a day, seven days a week" and is kept in a room with only a mattress in it.Lad gets more attention and resources spent on him than us shutin incels. Not right is it?
>>83235113I don't care what you think whatsoever.
>>83235098Keeps at least 3 people employed
>>83235105I hope she wants the chair for that nonce cunt
>>83235101corrr, romantic. like the boring ones in Love Actually.
>>83235134Imagine being paid to sit with a nutter for 8 hours a day. Just put the fella in prison.
>>83235143He was in Belmarsh but raped a bloke in the showers.
>>83235143Right it's more like minimum 9 people employed, 3 people per shift, plus the consultants and other medical staff shared amongst the rest of the spackers
She definitely liked the interracial couple in the film.
>>83235160And that bloke? MBIt all comes full circle
Not been here in a long time. More of a /pol/ Chad. Just came here to say I hate women, foreigners and this putrid society.
>>83235098>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4q9pxyv7goMastalerz
Opened the door earlier because mum popped out. It was an Amazon wagie driver delivering the cat food. Felt like a right dosser with my scruffy clothes and unshaven face. I'm mentally ill but he probably walked away thinking I'm another one of them workshy lads.
>>83235100Went to Primark only once when I was like 18. Everything was shite. Bought a cheap tshirt for the sake of it, like 3 quid. First time wearing it, it got caught on the kitchen door handle and ripped almost fully off my body it was that thin. Was fucking hilarious at the time. Nasty shite the lot of it.
>>83235168>/pol/Stay away from my family outcast
>>83235168/pol/ chud
>>83235166for me it's Hugh Grant the Prime Minister falling in love with this woman, even though she's unbelievably fat.
Male nurses get hard-ons when it comes to "arresting" people. They bundle and restrain, pants down and inject sedatives, then lock you in your room. Some of them like to wind others up so they get to do it. Who'll be believed, 3-4 colluding "professionals" or the crazy person. His stay can be easy or hard, looks like he's getting it the hard way. I can't say if it's deserved or not but a guy like him gets no sympathy.
berserkers weren't actually real. a YouTube video told me so.
>>83235205Loved the lass getting killed off in EastEnders at Christmas. Comfy.
Getting a stiffy
>>83235098Cor.>>83235192Cor.>>83235195Picked, but I'm extremely good looking.
I reckon I need to put my willy in a warm moist orifice between a woman's legs. That would be nice.
Chucked a spaz
>>83235237*PICREL YOU CAAAUUUUNNNTTBET HALF YOU CUNTS AREN'T EVEN FROM THE BRITISH ISLES
2chudded2spaz
Bums & tuppences
>>83235249i would cum buckets in that bitch
>>83235239Best get buying some lottery tickets then lad.
>>83235239What if it's a man bent over between a woman's legs? Wouldn't want that, and it would technically fulfill your wish.
>>83235249do you reckon that shop has an ATM?
>>83235105>>83235135I have not looked at any SSM uploafs since returning (am i returning? of course i'm returning. i'm retuuuurrrrning) but the freeze frames look bad. Like she's of age but simpleminded and should probably been protected from such a situation.Unsurprising, though, from a shameless attention seeker who's somehow mentally retarded but also incredibly selfish and manipulative at the same time.Boo on her parents as well.
>>83235269Audible chuckle at this
>>83235271That's an old screencap, lass. He's been a nonce for a long time and it was all on for free.
>>83235271>she's of age but simpleminded and should probably been protected from such a situation.i'm not super into all the lore, and i'm sure the information IS out there, but i wonder this about Chris-chan's various flames. he had a quasi-lesbian love triangle with two 20-year-old women.
>>83235269It's India, I don't fancy your chances
>>83235239I don't think the average white lass would feel any pleasure unless you're packing a thick bbc.
>>83235298She looks a lot like her Dad in this pic.
>>83235309Grim (both)
The Coalition of the Willies
She likes them black like her cat.
>>83235309Her dad stinks of shit and doesn't care to forward my bbc packages to her. He's flogged them to cash converters probably.
Wots 4 dindins lads?
>>83235340Coming on a dinghy to our shores soon.
>qt nerd grill into 40-year-old mental slobs>40-year-old mental slob into hot psycho bitch>hot psycho bitch into qt nerd grillChris-chan is the main character of Earth.
>>83235340i don't like this video.
I hope this British rose is better now.
"great" shitain
another day of picking at this wart instead of just using wart remover like anons suggested.
>>83235397warts gather cancerous cells around them
Sorry lads, no angry times for me. I've got wedgies and chicky burgs in the air fryer / hair dryer and I WILL be watching stranger things and then taking to /TV/ to read the opinions of the semi retarded.
>>83235325Cute pussy
>>83235411>>>/tv/Imagining paying any attention to people who watch things that didn't happen for hours a day. They are completely delusional.
Yanklass do you watch Cops
>>83235421Cover me up in delusions please lid, this world is nasty and horrid
>>83235405then i'll pluck those out too.
>She said black mould in the flat was also making her children - all under the age of eight - sick. State of this one. Why are women so fucking thick? What does she fucking expect letting wet clothes dry inside? Where does she think that water will go People just think it magically disappears. These cunts blame the government for everything. The government didn't make you take cock over and over to produce four sprogs. It's your fucking fault, cunt. You could've worked but no you decided to take cock and believed you'd get a comfy council house. Bet her sprogs are all from different dads of varying skin tones too.Meanwhile, the government expects men like me to work for cunts like this. This cunt costs the state far more than your average single lad.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyzed2v16ko
>>83235414 this image reminds me of someone.
Me? getting laser eye surgery in 2 weeks. Both eyes, same day. I dunno about this lads, can't shitpost for a bit afterwards till I get the OK. Fugg it, I'll just go blind, it's easier.
>>83235417Shame the owner isn't as healthy.
might ask AI if jumping off a cliff will cure my wart.
What are you buying during the upcoming Steam Christmas sale?
>>83235476Snowrunner. There's a sale on now, for black november (not just a friday now).
>>83235476Nothing, don't get any chance to play games any more since becoming a dad. My life sucks now x
>>83235448>air drying clothes on the kitchenkek, she even had a tumble dryer too... what a thicko
>>83235463Enjoy your vision going back to shit after a few years and dry eyes then. Biggest scam going. I'd rather wear glasses than risk my eyes being burned to a worse state. No one cares if you wear glasses or not.
>>83235476Fuck all. Might get some non-lewd VNs if they go on sale but the JAST sale is more my speed.
>>83235264I don't think such a scenario is likely, and I think I would be able to tell that there was a man there.
Din-din warming upIs it not X
Where is that long necked wanker? Not heard from him tonight
>>83235482Not him but, get a console, and play it when the baby is sleeping on you. I used to look after my mates son, and did this. As he got older he liked holding the controller, then got into playing, now is into his PC.>>83235496It's because of pressure in muh eyes, I have glaucoma.
>>83235476i don't support DRM or spyware (except for Windows).if The Secret of Weepstone ends up on Itch or GOG, i might buy it. looks neat.
>>83235476My laptop only has shitty integrated graphics, so nowt.
>>832355102 month ban
>>83235502It was just a joke, as it would technically be an orifice between a woman's legs.
>>83235526Huh? What did he do? Probably well-deserved
>>83235264isn't there some convoluted process in The Handmaid's Tale where blokes can shag their breeding-slave between their actual lover's legs?
>>83235525VNs are your friend mate. Especially the sexy gore ones!
>>83235463How much you paying. I was looking 4k in London.
>>83235507What's for din dins laddingntonberg?
>>83235539Sod all, it's getting done by rNHS. Due to me being a poor dosser.
>>83235528Hmm just seen his last post. Looks like another of those silly bans for taking a shitpost targeted at nobody as a serious threat (i.e. crime).
Watching a petite Japanese lassie in a school uniformed get fucked by an ugly guy.
We eating Rowntree Randoms tonight. Corrr they lush x
>>83235443No, it's a good thing, they then dont float around the blood stream and start cancerous colonies elsewhere.iirc they kind of go more dormant the closer to the wart, until they don't.Just get it professionaly done.
Deano only.
>>83235586>Just get it professionaly done.i can't be arsed to squirt some gel onto my finger, what makes you think i'll go book an appointment with a dermatologist?
>>83235590Corrrr! Imagine just flopping her on the floor or chaining her up and fucking her silly.
people always say if you just leave problems, it makes them worse. but in my experience, the majority of them do actually disappear.
>>83235590Bet she does anal. Even some horrifically disabled girl is giving up her butt to Chad while I get nothing.
>>83235590>6ft >6 figures >6 inches Wouldn't even look at a man who's height starts with 5.
>>83235590Guarantee she'd get laid the same day if she joined Tinder or Bumble. An able bodied man, though? Haha. Better be a genetic masterpiece or black.
>>83235647Blacks are nowhere near as popular as you think cuck. Your porn isn't reality. Most women (including black women) don't want black men, and white women especially don't.
>>83235423No. I mostly watch old musicals and tv from 60s-80s. Did like that Sherlock, though. And of course the Bakeoff and The Supersizers Go/Eat...
>>83235692Are you having a nice thanksgiving today?
Legtuppence
>>83235718Faknee
>>83235675Sorry lad. I'm busy watching riley take bbc like a champ right now. They love it.
>>83235726Cor, you know they get paid a lot more for scenes with black men? Wonder why, almost like it's not desirable to them.Also wonder why prostitutes have "no blacks" rules.
>>83235718Fucking hell that is grim af. Still kinda curious though
I am averse to stumps. Just don't like them
>>83235692You like Petticoat Junction and Leave It to Beaver Yanklass?
>>83235710I am, thanks. And thank you for the Apustaja Family & Frens Thanksgiving meme, it's one of my favorite frog pastiches. We just had our meal, now mother is doing dishes while father picks the bird apart for leftovers and soup.They're both OCD so I am only allowed to hand them things through the pass-through and fetch containers from the basement. Next we will take Missy on a nice autumn walk. Hamish is passed out in his boot box full of even more fresh catnip. Facetime with my sons in AZ after that.
>>83235761>I am averse to stumpswhat about nubs?
>>83235738Black men stretch them real good. It's only fair they are compensated for the damage to their tight pussies.
>>83235761>stumpsThe lass weatherfu fancied? I like wonky eyes donovan on look norf.
Now this was kino. Oh aye. xhttps://youtu.be/XRhi8Tk9nNE?si=VjsORgxuzThvtbsN
>>83235723lol nice one lad.
>>83235718Like something out of Silent Hill
fk in me woffee
Foodington digesting rnPhwoar
>>83235821garn digestive
>>83235821What was for din dins laddingntonberg?
As for me, I just ate 750g of minced beef
Polished off that bag of Randoms. Lush as always.Us chumbas need to stick together x
>>83235775>>83235778Don't like any amputated limbs. Gross. Nasty.
>>83235848raw was it lid? corrrrrrr! good for fuckin as well
>>83235726You will never have this lads.
Fink i need to lie down for digestive purposes X
Wonder what percentage of /britfeel/ is obese. I'd imagine close to half.
>>83235848nice one lad, nowt wrong with a healthy appetite.
>>83235595idk, prepare a complete psychological profile of yourself for me and ill tell you.
my digestion? still not operational, even 8 hours after those senna tablets.might take two more. can't hurt, can it?
>>8323586550% obese, 50% skeleton
>>83235857I cooked it. It was 5% fat because I want to maintain my svelte figure.
>>83235880sure thing lad. anxious-avoidant INFP, light triad, low extraversion + mid openness/conscientiousness + high neuroticism/agreeableness.
Me? Necking some cocktail wausages xLife's better when you stay in your own lane x
>>83235924ban evasion? might have to report you
Great news guys, the PIMP brotherhood of the yookay has released a promo code. Just say "c'mon love suck mi willy on the cheap" at any curbside for a whopping 50% off. Offer lasts till the end of the month.
>>83235924do you know aidan? >>83233816
feel inspired to cook thanks to my /britfeel/ frens.got 120g of rice soaking now, while i prepare another jug of clean water. corrr.
Is Escortlad here? I need some advice.
>>83235952I'm not escortlad but I've seen escorts in the past. I can help you, seeker of wisdom.
>>83235960Thinking of losing my virginity to an escort. Don't want to end up like Escortlad.Should I avoid masturbation for 7-10 days beforehand? Any other tips?
>>83235718Imagine rubbing your bellend over that stump
Commence fartingtons!
Don't know what I will do when 4chan gets blocked I can't make it out there in the outer internet >ssGOD
>>83236000>Imagine rubbing your bellend over that stumpno
there's a mid youtube reaction channel and the woman has been dressing and acting sluttierjust counting down the days until the onlyfans launch
You know what I've just noticed it's alright in here without that fucking mong shitting the place up, innit.
>>83236040Ok, now try imagine rubbing it on your bellend.
>>83236040Go on lad give out a little imagine
>>83236049don't want to alarm you lad, but he's in the thread. GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
Lost mi fucken knoife I av.
>>83236000For me I need something to insert into, and I doubt that stump goes deep. It's a superficial slit, or fake fanny.
>>83236049It's been much calmer and more chill. I am starting to suspect Helper has been making 50% of the posts here without his name on, causing arguments and entertaining himself.
die if you work at waitrose
I keep forgetting to set an alarm for when I'm cooking food. Just going off smell. If I can smell the food, It's near done time (it seems so far). I could do with an egg timer.
>>83235763I have watched some Beaver but not Petticoat or Green Acres or Bev Hillbillies, they just didnt happen to be on the couple channels we got back when I was little. Always liked My Three Sons, Dobie Gillis, Gidget, and Addams Family.Been looking at Father Knows Best and Dennis the Menace lately. Also Burns and Allen.My absolute classics are Gilligan, Munsters, Bradys, and Good Times.
If I found an attractive female tramp, she would probably like to live in my basement as a sex slave. Warm, three meals per day... I would give her books.
>>83236084you have a timer on your phone
>>83236134Yes, I keep forgetting to use it. I'm hoping seeing the egg timer will make me remember to use it.
>>83234470>France are bringing back conscriptionthey're notnothingburger
Spent 300 quid on Bose QuietComfort Ultra headphones. Hoping they're good. x
>>83236149Get an apple watch. I have mine set up with a button to load the timer on the home screen, it beeps and vibrates your wrist when it goes off, can't miss it
>>83236156They're bringing in "voluntary" conscription, which is.... not conscription.I doubt the UK would have any success trying that here. Who wants to fight for what's left of this destroyed country. Let the invaders they keep bringing in fight, there's nothing left for me here.No pussy, no war.
>>83236118She'd just rob you on the first night or bring a load of smackhead mates over classic HHL style
die if you shop at waitrose
might need to get a second filter jug. it took three trips to get enough shower-water for a pot of rice.
>>83236199She wouldn't have a choice in this and wouldn't know where she was, or have the ability to communicate to the outside world.
Temperamental insecure prone to anger
>>83236209Brother what is going on here? This isn't how cooking works.
>>83236183I think I'd still forget, but thanks. I need to think of something, my memory (and other issues) are only going to get worse. When things get really bad, that might not be an issue, as I'll maybe be in a carehome.
>>83235969>Should I avoid masturbation for 7-10 days beforehand?Yes.>Any other tips?Might not work anyway. Being with a woman you know is only doing it for money is very non-erotic. Depends on you if that matters. It won't be good or like porn unless you get lucky. Most likely it'll be same routine as almst all of them do. Blowjob (Maybe even with condom on), then lay on their back for you to fuck them. Goal is to get you close with hand and mouth before you put it in their vagina, so they have you inside them as little as possible. Depends on the girl. There's good ones out there of course, but most are just like this. Basic routine, in and out, like a production line.Look up any girl you choose on other sites, by googling her username. Nothing there? Avoid. Might be a scam or police sting. Only go with girls that have verified profile and plenty of positive reviews.
john lewis wankers
>>83236234Thanks. I want to spend as much time inside the vagina as possible.
me? dont do drugs or drink but for some reason want to try xanax
>>83236291Ever since Breaking Bad I've wanted to try meth, just as a one off like
Wearing a hat to keep your head warm and hide your Norwood season
>>83236309It made me very much not want to try meth. Not unless I was about to die.
My penis is totally ready. If there are femanons in the region, let me know.
>>83236336It's kinda like how Supersize Me just makes me want a McDonalds. Americans get all the cool drugs, it not fair
>>83234492Jehovahs witnesses.Latter day saints/Mormons.Masons.Soka Gakkai.Scientology, Raelianism(kinda interesting. UFO religion).Hare Krishna,Transcendental Meditation.thrre is a lot of cults In the UK desu. You dont get anything good out if joining tho.>>83234502Didnt know Rosicrucians were still a active group desu i assumed it ws like a general ideology that different groups follow yk Quite interesting
>>83236209This unironically has taught me more about how processors work than anything else. I am a senior network engineer, I am not good at computer.
>>83236291If you have any level of base anxiety in your life it just makes it disappear. Gone in a flash. It's incredibly addictive for overthinkers. I love it, I can't have it. Better not to know how good it can be.
O yea theres the shia muslim guy that has a secret compound in England that everybody talks ahoit on youtube
To he honest you could really think of Judaism as a semi secret mainstream group like a gentile can technically join but in practise it's not easy I would fink
Have completed the first two episodes of new stranger things. It is actually not shit, thoroughly enjoyable throughout. Shall watch the next two tomorrow. You can't stop me.
Forgot ahout theosophical society and OTO, golden dawn and the band psychic TV had an occult group called the temple of psychic youth or smth
Cat goes mental several times a day. Best thing to do is just ignore him and eventually he'll stop, tires himself out, he's always got everything he could possibly need and if I fuss him or try to get him to calm down it makes him worse. He just likes his routine of making noises
>>83236423Does it have black people in it? Won't be watching if so
>>83236411I do have some but not for a practical use, I just think it sounds rather comfy to eat a bar and to mong out
fuck's sake, nowhere near enough vindaloo sauce in that jar. plenty stuck to the bottom/lid, mind.inb4 'rinse it out with water, add it to the pan :)' fuck off i don't want your diluted cuckwater.
>>83236439Cats are infested with parasites, and spread them to their owners. It'll be you going mental soon enough.
>>83236450Have you considered using a spoon to scrape off what's stuck
>>83236095Corrrrrr! You and my tastes align quite a bit. Love My Three Sons, Father Knows Best and The Munsters. Leave It to Beaver is worth a look. Love The Jeffersons and Barney Miller too so get in there.
>>83236460i hadn't. not a bad idea. thank you
his name? fred macmurray
I can't stop thinking about the young the supple breasts of fully clothed women.
>>83236439Get him catnip rainbow,, this one specifically he will love it
Maybe I'm just winding him up by making the noises back at him and laughing at him
>>83236497>Purchased 14 timesSeems a bit excessive lad
>>83236509Junkie cat
>>83236497Cat people... they have no kids. They just keep cats and are riddled with toxoplasmosis, until they can't make any decision any more. They just buy cheap Chinese tat from fake brand names off Amazon to please their master.At no point does such a person question: how did I get here...Do they even remember their life before the cat?
>>83236464Barney Miller and Taxi were my dad's favorite shows. BM was above my head but I really enjoyed wise drunk Reverend Jim, rotten manlet Louie DePalma and weird immigrant Latka Gravas.We just watched Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Love snoopy's antics highlighted by the jazzy Vince Guaraldi score.
Been a month tomorrow since I saw the Russian escort, lads. Time has fucking flown.She's on holiday again apparently. Annoying that she seems to make loads of money from escorting.
crosslad did you comfort-buy that cat onesie in the end?
>>83236540Surprisingly they're made in the USA
>>83236566I just assumed because of the name, but now I realise it's probably a pun on meow and rainbow and something else.So used to everything on Amazon being these Chinese "brands" with names that are a jumble of uppercase letters. I saw one the other day that started with SHITE.
>>83236576City cat toys
comfy thread you got going on here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-riL5A4eiWQ
https://yeowww.com/about-us/>Where are Yeowww! Catnip toys made?>All Yeowww! Catnip toys are made in the USA.wewhttps://yeowww.com/f-a-q/>Accordion Headline Goes HereFAILCrosslad maybe if you report this mistake to them they will send you some freebies ^__^
dl-ing new stranger things for some background noise
>>83236509Ave had two different cats that loved these toys so much they destroy them eventually.The catnip seems strongest in the first 2 days or so.But theyll cuddle it for a lot longer.Needs replaced eventually.Ngl It would be higher Number if it included the catnip Banana, Cigar nd Apple that they sell byt for some reason the rainbow is the most popular,,They are all good though.I think YEOWWW is like Steroid Catnip.
Favourite booze? For me, it's either Thatchers Gold or Red Stripe.
>>83236540Cat world.U just living in it. n_n
i didn't like Stranger Things season 1, and i felt like such an awkward cunt. just didn't care about the characters or plot (and yeah yeah it's all Elfen Lied etc)music is pretty cool though
>>83236562Not yet but i will.The blanket i got frm tescos is rly nice desu.9 quid on clubcard point n_n
>>83236542DeVito was brilliant in Taxi. Wouldn't have gotten away with Latka nowadays. You might like Newhart.
>>83236614I liked first season byt i lost interest at 2 Dont know why jst didnt click anymore
Definitely have the smelliest boxroom in britfeel. Smells like cheap lager, old urine and eggy, stale farts.
I can't take it any more. I need a woman in a tight-fitting uniform to restrain me and abuse me.
>>83236597Hamish gets very thumpy with his Yeowww! bananas. Right now he's in a shopping bag some sprigs of fresh nip.
Just remember a video an old friend showed me of a guy fucking a snake.
>>83236643Yes. And train your asshole for all the men she's going to pimp you out to. Force you to suck cock after cock. You'll love it though you slut.
>>83236662Aw he looks cozy
>>83236642Remember smirnoffbros boxflat and his constant battles against the flies? Just cans of cider abandoned all over the place? Bet that place was rank. Then he died of cancer.
>>83236662Grim. If you need help with how to humanely get rid of Hamish, let me know.
never noticed Amazon shows how many times you've bought something.>Purchased 28 timesthat's not that ba->672 cans of Irn Bru consumedholy fuck
>>83236604I quite like asahi. Guiness if I'm in the mood. Also rum and a mixer (usually white rum and lemonade).
>>83236673If she forces me to have sex with her female friends, I wouldn't have a choice. If she involves other men, I would fight my way out of there like Doomguy.
>>83236681That's just from amazon. Do you buy ant when out in the IRL?
>>83236681Lmfao that's funny
That original recipe IRN BRU is so lush. Too expensive for fizzy drinks though.
why don't you all post on /brit/? much higher pph and far easier to rattle people.
>>83236694She won't start with that. First get you dominated. Start getting you into anal stuff. Making you moan more. More and more submissive. Tying you up. Eventually introduce some minor crossdressing, maybe just a pair of panties while she fucks your ass.Escalation. All part of the training.
>>83236696aye, and from other places. usually the 8-packs, mind.sadly this means i have probably surpassed my 700th can, can't celebrate that milestone
>>83236705britfeel is 4x more womfy
>>83236711OK well I'm ready if she is.
>>83236717yeah but /brit/ is like a zooyou get to observe various nutters at all hours
>>83236716You're probably up near 1000. I say make a conscious effort to mark down how many cans you have.
>>83236705it moves way too fast to reasonably read, and i reckon i'm a fast reader.i'm not here to rattle people for silly troll japes, i want actual discussion.
only 1st season is worth watching, the rest are obvious cash grabs
>>83236729there was two legit nutters yesterday. lad having a mental breakdown and a lad posting from a psychiatric unit. all the time is too much
>>83236735lot slower these days because a few months ago someone used the botnet to spam cpnot an issue anymore but you can see why it would freak people out
>>83236742well two of the schizos from /brit/ find their way over here occasionally from what I know, one that posts cuck shit constantly and one that has breakdowns about grey squirrels and posts that one gay mouse
>>83236731was becoming a hoarder thing with keeping the cans tbqh. got rid of a few but i was up to twelve (12) big Amazon bags of empty cans. they were blocking my hallway.now i have six next to my computer, four in the kitchen. cutting it right down, HHL style.
>>83236705It's all foreigners
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