Windows edition
macOS lads rise up
>>83236762Oh God Turkmong has made the thread.
Fuckin ell lads did Peter Kay get AIDS from a good bumming from Raymond the bastard or something?
Buying shoes won't get me a girlfriend. Why should I bother?
>>83236790Obv on that bonjourno like gabe newell n.n
>>83236762The perfect woman. I want to put my penis in her vagina and thrust, but then she forcibly ejaculates her eggs down my shaft and I have to give birth to her children.
Sad how old gabe looks . Children get older. Am getting older too x n.n
Choonposting? I want to but I don't want to flood the thread
maybe when mate A next comes around, we can take some of these bags o' cans down to the bins together.cba with judge-y neighbours.
I need Ruth inside me right now. It's not fair. Nobody has ever felt such longing.
Am I really all the things that are outside of me, britfeel?
Eating Ruth's earwax.
4 my trans friends out there xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU
I had my little nap, back now.>>83236901You are a part of your friends and family. But its up to you to focus on what is important to you, what feels good and right.You have no control of other peoples thoughts and feelings and that should not bother you, its much more important to focus on yourself and tend the garden around you.
I'm wrongun edward
>>83236934Good song, but I don't like the rannies
>>83236934mad to think Soho was always gay.nobody alive today has ever known a non-gay Soho.mind-boggling
shut up about nonces and POST SOME FUCKING CHOONZ
more tunes for the trans lovelies in are life xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4rbTBKRedEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zccutrnwZn4
>>83236993thats quite specific
Glenn carter that played jesus in underrated2000 direct to video version of jesus christ superstar Is the leader of the UK branch of Raelian Movement which is a UFO religion/cult.Thats how i heard about them.THey believe that humans were created by Aliens nd they claimed that they cloned a human as well a baby girl called Eve.PRetty weird.Pic rel is a alien mascot promoting Raelians in Japan.
thats pretty far out
It is time to bring the winter bedding out of retirement. Teddy fleece bedsheet and teddy fleece duvet cover. It's like sleeping in a nice warm pocket. Got a massive teddy fleece hoody, my thermal trousers, thermal long johns and tops, fleece slipper boots. I'm going to be toasty this winter. And 150 warm home discount (probably 3 days with the heating on). Oh yeah.
>late night trans frens choonpostinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs_eF3_uDz8
More songs for trannies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
>>83237029I am not a fan of teddy stuff, but I'm known to wash at 90c TO KILL EVERY GERMso it would all mush together and not be teddy fleecey anymore
I DECIDE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=has3qKCRo0A
Their logo appears to be a swastika nd star of David which is p funky n.n
ONE SPLIFF A DAY KEEP DA EVIL AWAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAGGkYmi-ek
airhorn xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ZgOIoFZSc
Looking forward to getting my hair cut tomorrow. Well overdue.
me? I'm min and fin maxing at the moment, it alright, give it another month might have a haircut
I just want unrestricted access to women's fannies.
I understand women bc i read jacquline wilson books n_n x
take a look at these hands xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6T_X7MXg40
>>83237145what does it say about women in there mate go on giz us the goss
Dropped out first day of schoolCus niggas got cocaine to movehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUFiVwa6U_c
love are adderall xit gets us through the day xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZz4JnHjiC8
>>83237156Its too dangerous to share. Us moids werent meant to know about the contents of these tomes n_n
was watching powerpuff girls as a kid a bit fruity??
Please stop the transposting. Bring back HHL.
>>83237196hmmm i dont really want to read the tomes myself desu, but one day id like to know
>>83237044My old bed sheet went like that, but it was more because I laid on it and compacted it down.
>>83237203Definitely susBet Crossy liked it
>>83237203nah it was basically a shounenme and crossy watching Cardcaptors, on the other hand.....
>>83237203Nah, I was in love with them.
one for the mid stage alcoholic in are life xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4AElTAFjD0
>>83237151meds now x
>>83237247i take my meds alreadyfunky music is the cure x
For me it was The Fairly OddParents
>>83237274One of those shows I watched constantly as a kid and was surprised to learn it was still going when I was an adult.
u r hardcoreu make me hard xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUMqXWaF4Ac
These tarts from Ed, Edd and Eddy though
>>83237105Good that it's working. Baldness at our age range is a fate worse than death.
>>83237203I watched powerpuff girls as a child and I turned out alright
found picrel thought it had Crossy vibes
>>83237203Lest be honest it was epic.I watched it all the time bc my best pal when i ws wee was a girl.So we watched that a lot.Regardless it ws 1 of the best shows on cartoon network.Courage the cowardly dog is #1.
i see electric wizard live couple year back many weed smell and plumes of smoke xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPVcsDOU9U
>>83236625> You might like Newhart.Oh yeah we definitely watched Newhart in our family. We vacationed in rural Maine, so the Vermont country inn was relatable.Just had our ginger snap-pumpkin ice cream-whipped cream dessert pie and I bid the MacPatterson home a fond farewell. Now I'm back chez Yanklass with beaucoup leftovers in the fridge and my usual Star Trek on the tv. Tomorrow and Satdee I'll be working the kitchen at Treefest (a fundraiser for local theatre company and benefit for the poors) in the big masonic temple. The building manger is my buddy and he gives me acess to everything, including the private library full of esoteric books and the safe full of blueprints. There are secret corridors and even apartments that only the initiated are supposed to know about.
Not ate in 24 hrs.Looking forward to these tendies n_n x
saw some lad mention Francis Higgins' stream in the last thread. funny to think there's another /britfeel/er in his chat. been absolutely loving the Dayz streams
>>83237328Lol n.n x>>83237303Blue hair is hawt
>>83237303The ginger 1 reminded me so much of this lassie in my class in (primary) skool.Idk.Ginger n mean.
we love are stoner metal doom metalit easy 2 playtake it easy man take it slow x
>>83237303sexual awakening when they stripped the Eds naked and rolled them round their madhouse in a bathtub.
Joke of a thread nowadays. Rename it /gaytrans/
>>83237420just how we like it lad
first bass line i learn xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkpgz3uQ58U
Is there anyone left in /britfeel/ now who can resist this? Please speak up
>>83237463What is there to resist?
>>83237420to tell you the truth, i just wanted to post Crystal Castles.we had Crystal Castles first, zoomers.
i got some cocaine if you want somethe best that i could find xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjEiwRmb3w0
>>83237463*puts his hand up*Me. What are we resisting? I'm going to have a spliff and set up the bed soon though.
never got into crystal castlesit salem for me
Is it obvious to anyone else that Taylor Swift has always been an enormous-footed unattractive musically untalented tall man?She/he released a video where he/she pretended to be a man, just to confuse this, so it's impossible to search for.>My mom thought it was cool that if you got a business card that said 'Taylor' you wouldn't know if it was a guy or a girl
Say what you want about helper when he was around we didn't have any of this trans muck all over the place
we replace u
Yeah he was truly the herald, the guardian as it were.
>>83237530we replace uwu moar like.
Truly fascinating this.https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/chimpanzee-grass-butt-1.7583207
Bring him back now
1 goal off winning 80 quid tonight lads, stupid rangers drawing instead of losing.
>>83237649never bet on those useless huns to win lad
Forever in our hearts. You were too good for this world.
>>83237661I was betting on them losing.
>>83237599They first started sticking grass in their ear after seeing their care takers put matches in their ears.So they copied the care takers, then for no reason at all they just started shoving it up their butt instead kek.What if we saw something and copied it and now we're metaphorically and in some cases literally shoving stuff up our butts.>Behold our powerful AIHumans are great. We probably need intervention.
>>83237670oh aye. time for bed me thinks
>>83237680>time for bed me thinksIt nearly is for me, I'm rolling a smoke and deciding if I should pleasure myself or just get straight to bed.
what is trump supposedly lying about anyway?
I dont know hes just matching putins tactics, hard to tell if it'll pay off.
>>83237740dunno what that even mean
>>83237746Aliens pal
Will never have cuddles with a gf.
>>83237746Well Putin has stayed in power for 26 years, do you not think that gives him an edge everytime a Western leader is replaced every 4-10 years? If someone from the Western world stays in power they too can mess with power dynamics and know the ins and outs. It limits democracy a bit but it creates a clear goal and vision.It's like going to school and some kid has been there 26 years, yes it's sad but he also knows how to play the system and he has a vision.Of course intelligence helps fill the gap, but the advantage is there.
Life is but disappointment and nothing is amusing.
I need to go back in time 40-60 years.
>>83237667Appropriate pic, he was mostly higher than giraffe pussy. Mostly.
>>83237046One of my favourite bands desu. Seen them live about 5 times
>>83237244Legendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz-oBtwKxHY
Ok, I'm high, and off to make muh bed, and have a good old masturbatory session, then sleep.
>>83237791The GDP of the USA vs. RU is 30.6T against 2.5T. NGLMGMIL, not with that bankroll.
Feels nice to eat food initGna go shower nowTheyre back frm inverness tomoz so i have to behave again.Thats fine
>>83237959And terrorists from a desert flew a plane into the twin towers.
I have nothing interesting to say.
Aaron Bushmill
>>83238050All so true, but they didn't originate from .sa.
It's dead without Helper and friends.
Me? I want to have full sexual intercourse with a real woman who isn't overweight.
nice little bump here
>>83238129Take what you can get first
>>83238016you cat sitting again?
Cor... there are thin women out there right now, without my cock inside them. Crazy to think about
I want to be wet and hot, with a woman, outdoors, until we become one being. A beast with two backs.
Jeets have destroyed the internet
>>83236813It's just pointless buying shoes if you have no direction in life.
Would kms for a girlfriend.
>>83236762Why didn't she mention GNU/Linux?
>>83238293Indians have cheap smartphones, exhausted IPv4 and basically shitted up the internet. They also spend all their money on white asmr girls for some reason.
>>83238481not hard to get one if you are- white, not ugly, not a manlet, not autistic, not an oldfag
Haven't been cycling since I was like 15. Miss doing that. Just no point anymore as browns are everywhere and may steal the bike.
>>83238497i want to breed with her.
>>83238620Can you meet her minimum requirements for a man?
>>83238770Honestly, she would love to have me
One more day of slavery for the wagies until their two days of freedom. Imagine actually wanting to work and be miserable. Someone has to endure it I suppose. It will not be me...I am mentally ill enough. PIP here I come.
>>83238818I don't think she wants an adult son, lad.
>>83238878She needs me to fill her up as a man
Why won't Laura do some proper asmr? That's what her loser simps deep down want.https://youtu.be/vDXX0mTYoW8
>>83238911The only thing you'll be filling up is her fast food order while she has a fulfilling life with a bbc.
>>83238967Laura isn't interested in black men.
>>83238542I'm white and I've never had a girlfriend. It is hard because just working isn't enough. They want a man with money. There's no such thing as real love past the age of 20. It's all "what can he offer me".
>>83238987Having money isn't enough either. I'm white and rich. Women just want 9/10 chad and nothing else.
>>83238984Black men fill her well. With white men she has to finish herself off. There is nothing more frustrating for a woman when a man can't make their bumhole twitch.
>>83239030How is the weather in Mumbai?
>>83239042I'm not a pajeet. I'm just another disposable white British boy unable to get laid once in my life.
>>83239018If you're white and rich just mention it in your online dating profile.
>>83239030Turkish fantasist
>>83239116That was not me but I do think British roses are adorable. Just most of them are huge snobs.
>>83239184>That was not meIt was
>>83239187It wasn't lad. That's some shit stirring lad on a Turkish IP.
>>83239200>It wasn't ladIt was>>83239200> That's some shit stirring lad on a Turkish IP.It's you on your Turkish IP in Turkey
Time for sleep soon. This girl is good at asmr.https://youtu.be/y_rE7cyoo6w>>83239211No I have never been to Turkey in my life. There's enough kebab shops and sketchy barbers here in England.
>>83239220>No I have never been to Turkey in my lifeYou have, you live there.
>>83239270If I lived in Turkey, I would be a happier man probably. I'd love a passport to get out of here.
>>83237203I liked Angelina Ballerina. I turned out alright, and I only had a very short crossdressing phase when I was at university. I'm over that now, and I'm 3 years no knickers.
Night guard not present tonight?
Lately I'm really getting into lesbian femdom
Have today off so will be going on the pregabalins shortly
Who here plays OSRS?
>>83240258>Who here plays OSRS?not me
Ruthmong is such a fucking twat, always ruins threads.
>>83240314Posting high quality content won't get him a gf
>>83240258I don't play anymore but I watch Odablock now and again.
A mere two days to my next escort visit now lads. Shall be shaving my balls, trimming my body hair, shaving my face, trimming nails, etc.I'm not getting my hopes up too much but I think this will go better.
>>83240461Careful on the ball shaving. If you have stubble that actually stings the women. If you're going to shave you need to do a full wax.
>>83239184Huge snobs because they won't date a complete shut in loser?
This is why gross migration is a far more important metric than net migration. This has been going on for a very, very long time. Net migration is only a good measure if you believe that everyone is exactly the same and are essentially interchangeable cogs - that if you, for instance, replaced the entire population of Taiwan with people from Congo, or the entire population of Britain with people from Morocco, that no meaningful changes would be occur to either country.Absurdist blank slate religious nonsense.
>>83240461>Shall be shaving my balls, trimming my body hair, shaving my face, trimming nails, etc.Why? It's a prozzie
For a take home pay of 6,120 a month, you would need a salary of 135,000.
>>83237599there's probably some chimplets who don't have a big enough bumhole to fit a decent amount of grass in and the chad chimps bully them. SAD!
>>83240613She has sprogs and you don't. She's much more valueable to society than you.
>>83240634Well I do have a sprog, but regardless if birth rates were all that mattered wouldn't we expect the continent of Africa to be world leaders in everything?
>>83240659>Well I do have a sprogProof?
>>83240670Yeah sorry mate I'm not going to be posting pics of my family here. If someone claiming to have a kid is beyond credulity for you then I think that's your problem, not mine.
>>83240683You could post his/her childrens clothing or pacifier with a timestamp
>>83240692>pacifierYEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!
>>83240692You big dummy
Why won't he post proof? Anybody can just claim to have a sprog.
>>83240744If I posted a pic of my kid's old undershirts and a bottle, would you consider that proof? We never used dummies.
>>83240761>If I posted a pic of my kid's old undershirts and a bottle, would you consider that proof?Yes
>>83240803Alright fine, will do so a little later, busy right now.
should be having a lie in but can't sleepnot womfy
>Afghan shoots two national guardsmen in DC>Trump admin immediately suspends all immigration requests from Afghanistan indefinitely>USCIS makes statement that "The protection and safety of our homeland and of the American people remains our singular focus and mission."Makes sense, seems reasonable.Meanwhile:>UK has suffered multiple attacks over decades from various foreign nationals, including Afghans>Government makes no changes whatsoever to immigration process>Gags the press to secretly import even more from various countries (in this case Afghanistan) into the country>After every attack the government makes a statement along the lines of "We cannot let people use this horrible incident to spread division.">Twiddles its thumbs until the next attackClown-occupied government.
Phwaorr hafta do anuddah supply run soon don't i X
>>83240916Trump's government gave him asylum.
>>83240817don't do it lad, the freak is probably looking to wank to it
>>83240613The first 411 of take home doesn't count towards lowering UC, every pound over reduces UC by 55p, 2389 of her take home reduces UC by 1313.95, so her UC entitlement is 4655.95, how the fuck does she get that much? and what job is she working to get 2800 take home in the first place?She's in North London probably getting 2 or 3 bedroom rate, so around 1788.92 or 2153.93 of her UC is just LHA. Given how much she's getting the rest must be from her own LCWRA, UC's child entitlements, UC's disabled child entitlements, UC's carer's element, etc., then probably PIP and DLA for her children that they conveniently haven't mentioned because that's an extra grand or more, she must be getting them because if you do the math there's no way her UC would so high withoutFor starters, move her out of North London, this would reduce the tax payer's burden by 1000 or more, or honestly just mulch her and her children, complete waste of resources
Got FUCK ALL sleep last night. Just couldn't do it, brain too busy, miserable, tired, back at work. Fuck it all.
Important to remember that this isn't just the benefits bill rising with higher than expected inflation as that would only lead to a 374.9B/year spend by 2030.This means there's a 31.3B/year non-inflation caused boost to welfare spending by 2030. 31.3B dwarfs even the modest 'pro-growth' policy proposals like 2nd city metros, new nuclear, road infrastructure etc. many times over and instead of providing tangible, useful infrastructure that readily improves the lives of everyone, instead by 2030 all we will have to remember that extra spending is... um... the memory of benefits fueled consumption?Fucking grim.
See:https://www.gov.uk/universal-credit/what-youll-gethttps://www.gov.uk/government/publications/local-housing-allowance-lha-rates-applicable-from-april-2025-to-march-2026 (table 4)Maybe mulching her is a bit harsh but you do have to admit receiving (and blowing) 6 grand a month is ridiculous, and the thing is if she's capable of earning 2800 a month take home she could actually support herself if she didn't live in London
>>83241015Half of that is on pensions. Stop taking the bait little lad.
Jobless Mums x
>>83241002>and what job is she working to get 2800 take home in the first place?most easy email jobs in London will give you take home pay of 2800
>>83241002>For starters, move her out of North London, this would reduce the tax payer's burden by 1000 or more, or honestly just mulch her and her children, complete waste of resourcesSelling off all social housing in London would be one of the most fiscally prudent measures a government could possibly make. It would obviously take several years to sell it all off, but would at the end of it generate close to a trillion quid and also reduce the yearly burden on the bennies bill by billions each year. Not to mention it would significantly reduce overall housing costs in London as the market equilibriated, meaning young productive people might be able to realistically set up families in the capital, rather than it being essentially a city for the mega-wealthy and dossers subsidised by the government. Though of course that's assuming the government doesn't just step on the accelerator for immigration to drive demand back up again negating any price reductions.
>>83241015In 1990, UK welfare spending was approximately 13.7% of GDP, while by 2024 it had risen to...uh...13.3% of GDP
>>83241028So at what point does the magic pixie dust get sprinkled over the pensions to make them not a form of bennies?
So I see anon's point about benefits lining the pockets of landlords. It's one thing to pay 1 bedroom LHA of say 500 a month in the Midlands or North, that's barely more than council rent, it's a whole different story to be paying 2000 a month LHA in London, probably topped up by the rest of her UC entitlement. In my opinion London specifically should be excluded from LHA, get them into social housing or move them somewhere else.>>83241047No lad that would be a mistake, she's not in social housing, she's getting housing benefit/Local Housing Allowance and paying that to a private landlord. If you sold off all the social housing these people would essentially stay where they are but pay 2-3x or more rent to private landlords and still have it covered by housing benefit/LHA
If you look at the table of LHA, even in somewhere like Cambridge the 2 bedroom rate is almost half of Inner North London, 947.32 a month vs 1788.92
>>83241054So benefits spending has been stable for the past 35 years and now it's suddenly an issue for some reason. Kek
>>83241054I don't think those are accurate numbers lad. For the 90s:>https://committees.parliament.uk/writtenevidence/64859/html/>66. These figures show that, since the beginning of that period, welfare spending has grown significantly. It was 8.7 per cent of GDP in 1980, 8.4 per cent in 1990, 9.6 per cent in 2000 and 11.9 per cent in 2010. By 2020, current forecasts indicate spending will have returned to 9.5 per cent - around the level seen in 2000[xxxi].
Today, i shall exist x
>You guise! My wife just gave birth to her boyfriend's son!>Wowzers! This is almost as exciting as that one time ironman fought superman in The Avengers!>Edit: Thanks for the reddit gold, kind stranger, you have NO idea how much this means to me!
When someone is in social housing the housing benefit/LHA they receive is capped at the actual amount of social housing rent, which is much less than the LHA itself, they also do not directly receive this money, instead it is directly paid to the local council.
>direct government handouts are double-digit percentages of GDP>that's without accounting for expenditure like healthcare or education>this is fine because it's been like this for decadesb r u h...
>>83240916>Government makes no changes whatsoever to immigration processYou forgot to add while locking up people that complain about it, and how they're spending billions on housing/feeding illegal immigrants, and paying them thousands to leave.Thankfully the next lot will be better, woo democoracy woohooo, and all that, amarite.
>>83241114Okay? Just because it skips them and goes to the council doesn't mean they aren't in receipt of an implied subsidy worth thousands (in extreme cases tens of thousands) of pounds a year. It's a very absurd system where people who choose to be unproductive are rewarded, while the most productive people are punished disproportionately.
>>83241120>healthcareI bet making the Scots Welsh and Northern Irish pay for their prescriptions would help raise some funds for rNHS.
>>83241140We've already had the prescription conversation lad. You're right, but even just making everyone always pay the 9.90 surcharge for prescriptions, instead of ignoring it in 90% of prescriptions (no literally, 90% of prescriptions are handed out free of charge), would generate a modest positive income for the NHS.
>>83241135Better than the tax payer funding 2-3x as much and it going to a private landlord instead
I hope there's not any snizz lickers in here.
>>83241056Any attempt to reduce pension spending is going to be wildly unpopular, especially with Tory and Reform voters since they tend to be older
>>83241151England pays 100% of the prescription fee's of the rNHS.Yes, clamp down on those that scam their prescriptions, but more importantly, making millions more pay will dramatically increase the funding. But it also won't, as more money just means more goes to the debtors of the country.
>>83241154Little lad got mind fucked over some dyke pointing out he's a cuck for raising somebody else's kids. Hilarious
Kick out all illegals immediately. Close the borders. Make immigration rules stricter, no dossers allowed, have to have qualifications and a job position that can be proven and have a sponsor to vouch for you.
>>83241176Imagine trying to be the big right wing unflappable strong man and then losing your shit for getting called a cuck. Fragile little bitch.
>>83241176>he's a cuck for raising somebody else's kidsIt was more about his wife being a whore who had kids with 3 other men before him. So much for alpha males dating traditional women
>>83241176TAKE MY WIFE'S SNIZZ OUT OF YOUR MOUTHYOU BITCH. STUPID SNIZZ LICKER. BASTARD BITCH. URGH!!
>>83241185Kek what a fucking whore. I'm not one to buy into the whole virginal pure woman thing but I would seriously judge anyone with kids from 3 dads.
>>83241154He smokes cigars. Big red flag for spotting performative males.
>>83240606So she thinks I'm hygienic >>83240497If I use a safety razor and get a smooth shave, is that ok?
>>83241196I quite like a cigar myself. Not being funny here lad, but are you a snizz licker?
NEETs won, did they not
When I'm bored at work (all the time) I sometimes like to draw pictures of mice. Some are better than others.
>"Past a certain age, a wapu without a family can be a bad thing."
>>83241152Actually it's way better because it allows price signals to be factored into the markets and thus people are able to affect prices in aggregate with their fluctuating demand. If there's more available in the market prices will drop relative to demand. All of this is of course predicated on the idea that the government isn't importing hundreds of thousands of people a year which is the real driver behind price rises alongside the government's refusal to deregulate house construction and refusal to abolish the requirement that any housing construction includes huge percentages of housing for "social tenants" (in some case up to 50%).>>83241155I agree, it's the black hole of democracy.>>83241171Keeping the pharmacy services of the NHS solvent is a good thing. Just make everyone pay 9.90 for their prescriptions, no exceptions, no entitlements.
>>83241155This and immigration is why they bang on about bennies all the time. Even ignoring that to the extent that bennies are too expensive, it's because of immigration. All ignored to scapegoat poor whites and disableds.
Approximately 28% of UC claimants are foreign nationals. Only 1 in 8 visas granted in 2024 went to working people (the rest were family, dependents, students, asylum seekers).This is the ouroboros that pushes the cycle along. We bring in millions to pay the tax bill, but they further increase the bill, so the government brings in millions to pay the tax bill, but they further increase the bill, so...
trans pronoun nonsense getting well out of hand
The housing crisis in this country will never be solved since any attempt to do so will put millions of people into negative equity
>>83241220>Just make everyone pay 9.90 for their prescriptionsEveryone, or just the English?
Me? Underdeveloped council estate plain Jane women who are legal but look younger. Diamonds, m8
>>83241255I've decided if I ever encounter somebody demanding I treat them a certain way, because that's how they identify, I'll tell them I identify as somebody with telekinesis, and if they don't do as I "make" them, it will offend me. Not saying I always do it, just I will if I encounter somebody who needs to learn about treating others how you'd like to be treated.
>>83241214Me? I took a nice long 2h neetwalk through the local villages early this morning, passing the warm hue of the vicky streetlamps again, and past the warehouse workers dragging themselves to and from toil for their 6am. Returned home and made myself an asian rice bowl with beansprouts, peas, roast chicken, chili, ginger, garlic, honey and soya sauce, served on a bed of spinach. While that was staying warm I then had a relaxing hot bath with some incense and got into my comfy clean clothes while the heating got the flat nice and cosy. Today I will be practicing my music, shitposting on 4chan, followed by some quality evening telly. It's a hard life, but someone has to do it.
>>83241258The 90% non-charge figure is just for England and if we charged 9.90 for every prescription we'd immediately put the NHS pharmacy in the black again and it would be permanently solvent. If we expanded that 9.90 charge to all prescriptions in Wales, Scotland and NI then there would be an additional 2.4 billion revenue generated per year on top of the approximately 9 billion that English prescriptions charges would generate.Could you imagine if the NHS pharmacy ran at a surplus of 11.4 billion a year? It's honestly hard to even conceptualise such a turnaround.
i am a file and you put documents in me
>>83241220You might as well say this is predicated on the sun turning purple
>>83241289>The 90% non-charge figure is just for EnglandYes, because only England gets charged for prescriptions at the moment.>Could you imagine if the NHS pharmacy ran at a surplus of 11.4 billion a year?That's the thing as well, it's struggling, mainly because of the amount of people using it, but more money can help create more jobs, which would lower waiting times.It begs the question, why aren't they doing that?
>>83241302Aye xWe're all done for, not gonna lie, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong :(
>>83241290Kek haven't watched don't hug me I'm scared for a while
Great sleep lat night in the teddy bedding, nice and warm all night. The teddy fleece hoodie is keeping me toasty warm as well now (do have a hoodie and 2 t-shirts on under it, and muh hands are cold, but there's a warm pocket).
>>83241065>So I see anon's point about benefits lining the pockets of landlords.i see ur effortresponse.nothing to add really. was just responding to the same old "why should money go to the scroungers" posts. when that's where the money goes, rents as a proportion are higher. and LHA was frozen for way too fucking long (was even still using the old Directgov sire aaaaa)don't like the weird London exception to wages etc though. of course it's more expensive. but so is Manchester compared to Salford. just how it works.
>>83241216nice drawings lad.
>>83241308Having a service free at the point of use removes any and all price signals and rationing mechanisms that exist for other good and services. It will inherently suffer from distorted use, as people judge that, in the case of health services, minor concerns are worthy of emergency visits, that entire families can drag their recently imported sick relatives for weeks-long hospital stays, that it's worth sitting in queues for months/years to gt appointments because there's literally no direct trade-off for them to do so.Guernsey has a good example of how you can work around this. Primary care and emergency visits are all private (see pic for prices for emergency room visits), while all secondary care is funded through taxes. What this does is place a price-signal limiter on the amount of access you can get to primary care. Queues are virtually non-existent and performance and outcome metrics are far better than the NHS average. If you need secondary care then you don't have to be concerned about upfront costs of multiple thousands, but the private primary care ensures that only those who really need that level of intense care are funneled into it, as well as preserving quality of care at the first point of contact.This is a sensible, rational way to run a healthcare system. Our system completely throws out this idea and makes it a pseudo-religious right to be able to turn up day or night, regardless of ailment and demand to see a consultant. You can't be denied, you can't be turned away, you can't be punished for frivolous use and again it's universal, absolutely anyone anywhere can use it. This is plainly fucking mental unless your end goal is burning piles of money for no reason.
>>83241350Thank you it's nice to feel appreciated
>>83241362nah fuck this. you really are just going back to "capitalism, it'll balance out, it'll self-regulate in the end innit"when the NHS was founded it's not as if there was a surplus or everything was growing on trees. it's free at the point of access, sure, but it's paid for through national insurance. ANY movement away from that is wrong, as a principle. and IMO this has long included dentistry and opticians. we shouldn't gradually dismantle more of it like this.
>>83241362That could work. Add it to the list, start with everybody in Britain pay for prescriptions, then switch over to a paid for service. Or start to charge those that abuse the system.
i don't think they should introduced fines or penalties.why? because i don't want to be fined or penalised.
might make an ironic thrash metal remix of a children's song.
>>83241442How about sepultura roots, but the words for ba ba black sheep. SHEEP BA BA BLACK SHEEP
Snake of uwuwubuss
>>83241452i dunno, the original roots song has a swear word in the title :(
Chika thinking about that buss again.
>>83241461No the lyrics would be swapped for the lyrics of ba ba black sheep. Just the tune and singing style of roots.
>>83241473the risk is if children look it up, lad. they'll see the no-no words.it's why i believe no actress who has ever done nude scenes should ever appear in children's films/television.
>>83241472Dunno I just read Ouroboros or whatever earlier in the thread and it was the first thing that came to mind.
Just took a pregabalin induced 2 hour nap, it womfortable
>>83241482What if they look up thrash metal as a genre, and they'd see some songs children shouldn't be seeing.
Go back to the old alliance with Japan. Mass immigration, yes, but only from Japan. Ban immigration from elsewhere. Only Japanese people allowed here. Make it cheap and easy for them. They can bring their well educated high trust culture and genes here. Things would get better from the influx of Japanese people, particularly Japanese women.
>>83241515you're right.i reckon we should gouge children's eyes out. only way to protect them. anyone who disagrees is a nonce.
>>83241548They can still hear things, anon.
Getting a bento box for lunch in 30
I think we can safely say, with all the perils in the world, we need to ban kids. Just till things are sorted out, it's for the best, I think.
>>83241552so what you are saying is, someone should kill everyone on Earth under 30, like a reverse Logan's Run? and that God put you here to inform me of my mission.
>>83241590>so what you are saying is, someone should kill everyone on Earth under 30, like a reverse Logan's Run? and that God put you here to inform me of my mission.Yes. And he wants you to practice throwing up gang signs, when not killing people.
>>83240817We are still waiting, pal
Dobbies trekkie brekkie with the wife Berg and sprog this morning. Got to spend the afternoon putting down bark at the Barrett homes deanomansion I own. Fucking day off and I'm more busy than when I'm at work ffs.
my breakfast? leftover takeaway.and by leftover takeaway, i mean chocolate fudge cake with custard, and a coffee milkshake. lush.
>>83241411But services that are universally guaranteed and free at the point of use will inherently suffer from the effects we are seeing play out. You can in theory throw more money at it, but that's just kicking the can down the road and part of the reason why our general economic incentives are so skewed.>when the NHS was founded it's not as if there was a surplus or everything was growing on treesI agree, but we were also a very different country and the NHS service back then was significantly limited compared to now. If you tried to implement 1948 NHS in 2025 Britain you'd see people screaming at you like you want to kill children. We also had a more robust economy, colonies to extract wealth from and healthy demographics (homogeneous 99% white christian culturally cohesive) - none of these apply now.>it's free at the point of access, sure, but it's paid for through national insuranceNI hasn't fully funded the NHS for years and years lad. NI is, functionally, just another tax added on to our other taxes. When the NHS was being planned there was a model which was 'fully-costed' and based around NI contributions but would've taken several years to reach maturity and the politically expedient option was to simply raises taxes and fund it directly now even though it would require intensive borrowing down the line. We got the latter, obviously.>ANY movement away from that is wrong, as a principleBut what good is the principle if it just makes everything worse? The NHS has never had more funding, yet it is performing at some of the worst levels on record. Nobody is happy with it.
>>83241624Believe it or not proving this to you is actually not one of my top priorities now. Be patient, I'll do it later.
>gig in March>not even a big one>just a small local venue>2/3rds soldfuck's sake i want to go but this should be a pay-on-the-door event. i wouldn't even know how many tickets to buy, i could make dozens of friends by March.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRciyEysilYLook at all these roasties itching to go to war for the jews, lol>Gen Z boss in a PASGT>Gen Z boss in a PASGT
>>83241730I look at this sort of thing and it strikes me just how unprepared a modern NATO member military is for drone war. Drone production is essentially the only thing that matters. You need some troops to hold areas when you've drone the enemy out of them, but drones are responsible for over 80% of casualties and close to 100% of vehicle disabling in Ukraine. It's just not a war of soldier any more, it's a war of loitering munitions and artillery.
Fink i farded X
>>83241685>I'll do it laterYou won't
Finally purchased that Abbott and Costello dvd box set. 24 quid I got it for. Not bad. 1 quid per film. Probably old transfers but beats paying 80 odd quid to import the American Blu-ray set. Simple as.
Just getting up now me. It wissing it down outside x
me? i watch silent/old comedy kinos on archive.org. it not right that someone would sell a public domain film and it's THEIRS because THEY did the transfer. not right at all.
>>83241841It's nice to buy the nice Blu-ray editions of silent kino with brilliant restorations and extras IMO. Mad to think so much silent kino is lost to time and fires. Abbott and Costello isn't in the public domain though.
not feeling well desu de lads
Never watched any Abbott and Costello or Three Stooges. Yank shite, innit?
>>83241895hear hear. Charlie Chaplin is the GOAT.
>You will never be a cool hip black guy>You will never own a BBC>You will never pleasure a woman ever with your tiny little pink willy>No woman will ever want to pleasure you
For me? Fatty Arbuckle.
>purchase prepaid label from Royal Mail>printer isn't working>np I'll just click arrange a collection>no option for them to bring the label for the collectionNice, I've had to pay for the same label again but selecting bring the label with collection and request a refund for the one I already paid forI love how everything is just shit
>>83241895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv7b9-ustaU
>Unironically actually literally spending your time watching that old boring black and white crap
>>83241975one man's trash is another man's treasure de lid if you don't laugh at old warlie waplin you may be a glowie
>>83241629Very cliched life lad. No wonder you come on here to let off steam
>>83241962>several local Amazon lockers>shows up as a return option maybe 1/4 of the timedoes my tits in. yes Rajesh i know i can print the Royal Mail label or take it to a Collect+ shop one mile away, what i'm asking is why the fuck can't i just have the locker option? why isn't it in the list, reeeee
>>83241939Seek professional help, seriously
>>83241989What are mental health services like in Turkey?
Imagine being a big hung black guy and fucking a white mans white wife. Look from their perspective and imagine the power trip it must be to go from slavery, to that.
In a few hours Ruth will be on the train to York to have sex with her boyfriend.
>>83241975I have to agree with this. It's not a defence of modern mass market films, but goddamn the old ones were not all some hidden classics. The majority are just dogshit and only seem impressive in the vaguest sense because everything had to be practical effects.I would say that the general trend is older films are slightly better, but yeah can't stand people who argue that Chaplin is some virtuoso or whatever.
>>83242015You watch way too much porn mate.
>>83242015Except any minor self-reflection would reveal to them that they're simply being used as a dehumanised dildo to fulfill a weird racially charged fetish for the white couple and will be discarded just as easily when they're finished. It's just a different kind of slavery.
>>83241975At least most of the media from back then wasn't run by the Jews and isn't packed full of subversive propaganda.
>>83242027Reminds me of the post of some cuck talking about how one time the bull asked if he could be the cuck and watch them have sex.
>>83242023I've been talking to her.She's hired me, a 33 year old male stripper, to perform for her this evening in York.DESU I'm getting too old for this shit. I have a flat paid outright in Manchester but i've had enough of faggots groping me to last a lifetime.Just want a nice 30 something librarian lady to have kids with now. Might move into rural mid-Wales.
Furiously stretching my foreskin in preparation for Sunday lads x
Just gonna get back in bed for lunch break. Ham sandwich, pakkit of hula hoops, cuppa tea. That's the life for me, in approximately one hour I will emerge slightly rested and return to toil. The computer is always beckoning.
>its da joosGenuinely, unironically, literally just the most pointless, tiresome and fruitless thing to latch yourself on to.
>>83242050Explain a major even where the Jews were not behind it. Go on, i'll wait. You can go back 500 years if you like.
>>83240502They wouldn't date me even if I had a job. I'd be a low iq working class lad at best.
>>83240613I bet the bbc have irreparably damaged her.
>>83242050Midwit men with empty, bitter lives love latching onto concepts greater than themselves like racial tribalism, you suddenly have everything, for doing nothing.
>>83242024Seems like you're a stupid person.
>>83242090Well yeah but some of it is undeniable da joos. They're definitely involved in some pretty grim international spycraft. Pretty compelling evidence that Epstein was an Israeli asset and the whole operation was to gather kompromat on the rich and powerful.
might be happier if i believed in racialism and felt better because oh well, i'm white, get in.i can't get into it, though. i'd probably still be miserable anyway.
>>83242050It usually is them, though. Read 'Culture of Critique' by Kevin McDonald.
>>83242060Obviously I could to any rational person, but you're reasoning rationally, you're reasoning pre-rationally/emotively/reflexively. In your view any major event is by definition something which 'the jews' must be behind and you place disproportionate agency and motivation in the hands of jews, by which I mean if a single jewish person is involved in some way you will point to it as confirmation of your priors even though 'major events' will be statistically likely to involve, in some way at some level, at least one jewish person somewhere along the chain simply because of how their population is distributed.I get why people want things to be da joos da joos da joos, but the reality is that it's mostly baseless. I do have gripes with some jewish things, like how Mossad operates which is absolutely undeniable, but I recognise nuance, something which, frankly, I doubt you would.>>83242090I don't think the tribalist instinct is inherently bad as such, I just think it doesn't apply in this instance. Though I will say that anglos seem to be the only people in history to have truly overcome tribalism at the height of our liberal world which we are sadly leaving very far behind us now.
>>83242023They'll be getting drunk at the new Walmgate taproom.
Wish I was healthy enough to go daaan tha pub tonight but still feel like total shit. Better save it up for my Friday Saturday double header next weekend.
>>83242118I have read it, it's quite good actually, but it works backwards from a conclusion and ignores all data points which don't work in favour, much like something like Guns, Germs and Steel does.For people who are rabidly anti-jew on the basis of a pro-white, western, european ideology, I would point to people like Roy Cohn, Stephen Miller or Paul Gottfried and ask how does jewish ethnic interest and subversion fit in with what these people have said and done and continue to say and do?There's just too much nuance imo.
>>83242106We also have evidence that they created the civil rights movement in the US (even Batyar Ungar-Sargon admitted this recently), they control the banking system we're all enslaved to (usury is legal for them when done to goyim but not other Jews), mass immigration has largely been engineered by them, the blank slate 'we're all one race, the human race' bullshit comes from Jews who infiltrated the sciences like Franz Boas and Stephen Jay Gould. That's just a few things, there's way more.
>>83242050alri shlomo la
>>83242023Don't think any girl should risk using LNER again. Terrible company.
had a wankington
>>83242145Come on lad youve got to ease people into it. If you just go off on one like that they think you're an antisemite. What with the whole genocide thing it's become much more easy to nudge people in the right direction but you don't want to just chuck them in the deep end because they'll flail and climb out and clock you one in the eye. Got to be nice and subtle.
>>83242161What was your pornographic content of choice lad?
>>83242161microsd unmounted and hidden outside champ?
>>83242179anal prolapse sucking
mum is getting fast food tonight for her 30+ manchild son who never leaves the house or pays any bills
So many good VNs on sale at the moment. Can't decide what to get. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>83242179Anything that just utterly degrades the pornwhore on screen. I love seeing women like pic related. You can tell they regret everything and would give anything to not be doing it, but they have to otherwise they won't get their 500 quid or whatever it is to pay their rent. No hope, no future, no respect.
Going over the 6k threshold again. Time to put my bennies into Xbox credit. Get me bennies christmas bonus for doing fuck all. it lush.
>>83242140Of course there are going to be a few outliers. But isn't this the same sort of stuff that shitlibs come out with, when they say "not all blacks are violent" etc? We have to go with basic pattern recognition and judge Jews based on how they largely behave as a group rather than looking for a few outliers.
>>83242202Awww her gape is sort of heart-shaped, that's quite sweet ngl
Luv kino me i do X
Why would I want to work? Does society honestly think a man that can't get sex will find it better working in some miserable job like warehouse? I wouldn't be able to do much with my life on minimum wage. I wouldn't be able to go on holiday ever. It's absolutely right I claim benefits. I do not get the perks of life from working.
>>83242218I appreciate what you're saying, but I find that the actual evidence presented for the driving force behind something like mass immigration being jewish ethnic interest is not especially convincing. Moreover, just like how I recognise that blacks are per capita more violent doesn't mean that I think the appropriate thing to do is imprison all blacks. I would like to strict application of the law against all people and if that happens to disproportionately impact blacks (it will ofc) then I don't care. Much the same if I were to, for instance, set up a law which says that anyone promoting anti-white, anti-european ideology in universities would disproportionately affect jews (quite likely) then I wouldn't care.Don't get me wrong, I still think that it's important for a country to be ethnically homogeneous with the natives being a supermajority, so that would also by definition exclude mass immigration of jews, but I do not see a jewish hand behind every bad thing that happens. I just don't.
DVDlads dvds from amazon getting spoiled by some dosser dr pepper spillage in the amazon wagies car.
What a weird boney figure she has. She should be eating more slop.
>>83242218>he thinks that environmental fallacy is "basic pattern recognition"Lol sub-100 IQ
would a cute lass date a manchild mentally ill dosser if he has 20k of savings?
Picture a massive dick in your mind.Now, tell me, what colour is it?
>>83242274Well no, in fairness it is how pattern recognition works, it's just that basic pattern recognition doesn't account for most things accurately. It's a heuristic, not a methodology. It's only sub-100 IQ if you make absolutely no effort to correct individual data points or accept nuance.
>Barbara Roche, a British politician and former immigration minister in Tony Blair's New Labour government, has been openly associated with Jewish identity and its influence on her political views on immigration. >She was the immigration minister from 1999 to 2001 and played a significant role in shaping Labour's immigration policy during that period.>Roche has stated that her Jewish identity deeply informs her politics, emphasizing her understanding of "otherness" experienced by ethnic groups.>She has expressed that she feels more comfortable in ethnically diverse environments, citing her own background as the child of a Polish-Russian Ashkenazi father and a Sephardic Spanish-Portuguese mother.And people still deny that it this mess we're in might have something to do with the Jews.
>>83242284Nope. If you had 500k of savings you could get a girl - but not the kind of girl you want.
>>83242292Deep green with faint mottled light green spots and a purple head.I have a particular fetish for orc futas
>>83242292i went with pink on a black background. like some MS Paint drawing, not a photo.
>>83242297Holy fuck what an ugly creature, look at that fucking moustache. I don't deny that some jews have pushed for mass immigration and other destructive policies, but that's a big step from saying 'the jews' are behind it all.An analogous point would be to make that there are prominent black people in the country who have lobbied and worked as activists and even held positions in government with the direct intention of reducing prison sentences, legalising various crimes, advocating for lenient sentences for minorities etc. with their explicit rationale being their 'lived experience as a Black Body' or whatever the fuck. Yet, to say that 'the blacks' are responsible for the current state of policing and criminal justice is absurd.
>>83242316i wouldn't take this as any organised "teh jews!" conspiracy theory. but as an individual, that shit shouldn't influence your policy any more than, say, Sharia should.
>>83242299>If you had 500k of savingsNot nearly enough lol
>>83242316There's people who do blame "the blacks"
>>83242284I've got 80k in savings yet I'm a virgin who has only kissed prostitutes
Shouldve gotten into rap and become a hip hop sensation, then I would be able to get a girlfriend.
>>83242337That's enough money for a full surgery transformation. You really have no excuse if you want to stop being a incel
>>83242330Nah that could get you a paid off house, quite a nice one, and you could get an ugly low class gold digger with that
>>83242337>>83242351This. Look up Clavicular. Do what he did. Looksmaxx and surgerymaxx and start blasting roids, although not to the point of becoming an ogre. Then go make some shitty generic gym content. You'll blow up and become rich. Show before/after of your surgeries and stuff as you looksmaxx. Guaranteed success if you're willing to do it.
>>83242351His problem probably isn't his face. And even if it was, you can't buy your way handsome. >>83242366He was quite good looking beforehand and has made only subtle changes.
>>83242316But there are clear patterns to their involvement in it that means it clearly goes beyond it just being some isolated Jews to it becoming an organised Jewish movement to benefit Jewish interests. And it isn't a recent thing either, just look at the Gates of Toledo, Constantinople etc. They've always been a deeply subversive group throughout history, they've been expelled from pretty much every country they've lived in for a reason.
Enoch Powell was a genius. He failed. Enoch Powell did not succeed. Since then the country has become less racist, and much less white making it even harder than before to turn things around. It is already over.
>>83242395voluntary repatriation would be seen in the same vein as 'u wot, are tax money, going on hotels???'you can't win.
Why would you kiss a prostitute?
>>83242414To try to make her fall in love with you
>summer toil finished until april (usually)>been this way for past 5+ years>its outdoor work and fucking miserable in the winter so i dont mind the time off>New management in this year >Just short of begging me to work full time>respectfully decline>keep getting asked>keep saying no >they keep fucking asking >i keep telling them no >other people keep asking>getting sick of this shit >"maybe they hire someone else anon and dont take you on again in april!" >not a single person has applied in the past 4+ years they have advertised because the money and job are shit >i literally do not care At least i can womf it out for a few months before they start torturing me over the phone again
>>83242260The drivers in their cars are Amazon Flex drivers, they only do same day deliveries. Regular deliveries are in vans
fuck waitrose
>>83242434Good. Hold firm. They've already tried fear to make you do it. The next step will be shame. "Everyone is saying you're lazy" etc.
>>83242448What did Waitrose do to you lad?
>>83242405I see no realistic political solutions, everyone is just going to vote Reform and think they'll save us and they won't, they will probably make things even worse. The right should actually start looking at how we can try and survive as an ethnic minority in a nation of competing minority groups rather than constantly posting 'remigration is inevitable' copes on X all day. Nick Griffin did an interesting blog post on this a few weeks ago that got a lot of hate from those types, but he was absolutely right.
>>83242458The trick? Stop worrying about it. Race just isn't important. Immigration hasn't affected my life in any way shape or form.
>>83242458if the money is there, somewhere, just process claims with lightning speed. turnaround of days, not months/years.the money IS going towards hotels and the companies who have made an industry out of it all. not to mention detention centres and all that.in a longer-term way, i feel like the anti-racists and racists are agreeing. sort this shit out, sensible immigration is better for everyone.
Would date a prozzie?
>>83242500My wife is a sex worker, so yeah. I am.
>>83242450Finished today and my plan is to not answer the phone to at least march tbqfh It does seem stupid to not take a full time role but im totally fine with the current set up, working flat out for 8 months is more than enough (12 days on 2 off if you are lucky)
>>83242529Nothing stupid about it if that's what works for your lifestyle.
>>83242351Nah fuck thatI'm trying looksmaxxing but not surgery
>Alex Rider series on Netflix>starts with the second bookwat.
>>83242500YeahI did have dreams of dating the Russian prostitute but that's gone now >>83242371>problem probably isn't his faceTrue, I posted pics of myself on /soc/ once and girls rate me 7/10I've matched with some fairly attractive women on Bumble, I just have no flirting ability
>>83242572>book>reading like a faglmao
>>83242601She'd continue to work as a prostitute while you're dating. You're ok with that?
>>83242628they're children's books. i was 12.do you often think of 12-year-old boys' sexuality? their cute little arses being pounded by big hairy blokes? do you? huh?
>>83242630Not him but yeah of course it's fine. She only shags the type of guy who has to pay for sex. They're no competition for me.
>>83242572They made a (terrible) film of the first book though
I'd kiss your arse simple as pucker up lass.
Most hookers must be made of really stern stuff or completely destroyed mentally. Imagine having to shag dirty old codgers like George McCoy all day.
>>83242684I've licked loads of girls arseholes. A lot of the time I was the first guy who ever did it. They love it, as a general rule.
Being a rocket scientist won't get me a girlfriend. Being Brad Pitt won't get me a girlfriend.Having a car won't get me a girlfriend.
Anyone ever rimmed a prozzie?
Rimming a prozzie wont get me a gf
Payday!
>>83242726I dunno lad. She might see it as a touching, intimate gesture. The type of thing that signals deep intimacy and acceptance. It might be the one thing that makes her fall in love with you
Anyone ever rimmed a tranny?
>>83242742I'm the lad who has rimmed loads of girls but I don't think I could do it. I could maybe shag a tranny, under the right circumstances (drugs) but rimming one? I don't think I could steel myself for that.
Anyone ever ate out a tranny?
>>83242711Brad pitt is married anon
>>83242717Yep, most of them I saw. Quite a lot of them won't let you do it though.
Would love a sexy tranny girlfriend
>>83242749I shagged a tranny when on loads of drugs once, he kept trying to kiss me and it was fucking gross. My cock in his arse wasn't though, go figure.
>>83242755I'm not anon I'm Shania twain and I feel like a woman.
>>83242758I got quite close to shagging a very sexy tranny once. When I met her I had no idea she was a tranny, she was that convincing. Fancied the hell out of her when I thought she was a bird. Found out she was a tranny and thought fuck it, who cares? I was full of coke at the time. Took her back to my hotel room and racked up a line. She said "C'mon, don't take that. I don't want you to only shag me because you're on drugs." I said alright, so I started getting off with her in bed. Then the drugs started to wear off and I realised that indeed, I only wanted to shag her because I was on drugs. Told her that I couldn't do it, made up some stuff about having a gf even though I was single at the time. She was pretty sound about it actually. I walked her home and we parted on good terms.
>>83242792Probably made the right choice in the long run, I had taken too much valium and had no notion of consequences. Felt pretty gross about the whole situation for a while since it was not an attractive troon. Oh well, life goes on.
>>83242829Probably yeah. Still have the occasional cheeky wank about what might have been, when I'm feeling degen
Corrrrr! Peking Opera Blues announced by Arrow. So get in there.
Have my biweekly (every two weeks, not twice a week) one to one with manager in ten minutes. Literally got nuffin to talk to him about. Just a big waste of both of our times really.
damn yeah, this really is just beat-for-beat Star Wars. didn't clock that when reading the book.
Jar situation? It friday
>>83242883Tell him you're bisexual for a laugh. Just say something like>Listen, I just wanted to let you know something. I'm bisexual. Just want to be fully transparent about it.
Remember when Homer changed his name to Mark Edwards?
The great british nonce
>>83242883>biweekly (every two weeks, not twice a week)...so fortnightly?
>>83242946At least I'm British and not Turkish hahaha
>>83242630I'm a loser lad not like I have much of a choice
>>83242990really enjoy images like this
>>83243043Save one, post one
>>83243043Glad you enjoyed it mate.
Garn shop now to get some alcohol
More fucking toil tonight lads. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>83243085I don't save many images or I'd post some hehehebut smug anime lassie from below with a squished face is peak
>>83242990>>83243043reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UDVyUzJ1g
>>83242475>t. Tarquin from Whitington, Sussex (99.9% White in the 2021 census)
>>83243099>More fucking toil tonight lads. Jesus fucking Christ.You love it lad.
Better to sudoku than to be a wagie Imaging toiling for decades to get by knowing that there's chads out there who got everything handed to them and their life is basically a nonstop orgy with hot girls you'll never have a chance with
Pregabalin starting to wear off, having a couple of jars now
>>83243157yet here you areNot committing sudoku AND not working
>>83243157So what? I have a good career and a woman who loves me. I've had sex and relationships with some lovely women in the past too. Just because some guy who I'll never meet doesn't have to work because he has rich parents and he's shagging different birds constantly, who cares? It literally doesn't affect my life one iota unless I decide to get upset about it. We can only play the cards we are dealt. I am happy with how I played mine. Are you?
>>83242951Don't get smart with me sonny jim. >>83242919This didn't go too well now he wants to bum me mercilessly and I don't think I've got any way out of it.
Ruth needs a kind English man to hold her tight.
Chicken chow meins and egg fried rice for din dins x
>watch a load of mountaineering vids whilst in work >K2 and everest as well as some otherslooks like a fun hobby that, probably quite expensive though, although it is a bit gay how they take the credit for climbing where the sherpas actually go first and guide them up and down, good for the locals but they should get more credit, dangerous asf.
>>83243157i wage but ive also had multiple gfs, taken virginities and have had a FFM so im alright tee bee H
>>83243282Damn are you me? I spend loads of time watching that kind of stuff. Would never do it myself though, seen enough how the most experienced people still just randomly die through no fault of their own.
>>83243282>probably quite expensive though,You'd be shocked lad. An attempt to summit Everest costs 100k. Each.
Bought a new washer dryer in them Black Friday sales. Cheers wagies x
>>83243298I'd much rather go on a really nice holiday, maybe a few happy endings in some swanky spa in some sunny paradise whilst I sip a margarita. Can't imagine choosing slumming it trying to haul yourself up a mountain over that.
>>83243298I know its mad, but even for the low level stuff, outdoorsy gear is expensive, for hiking and such you can get away with a decent pair of boots, some butties, a flask and something water proof and perhaps a tent/ hammock if there are trees and a sleeping bag but actual mountaineering looks like it costs a ridiculous amount in the gear alone. K2 is impressive though, watched a lad who just to get to the first base camp took 14 or so days just to reach it, hired 30 additional people and some sherpas, full on expedition.>>83243294passes the time with my in office days, was watching cycling videos last week, fella from wales who cycled all the way to china which is impressive.
>sweaty rich woman everest base camp hiking mingeoh aye, oh aye indeedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/xwSFTNsPiWo
Where is the wordle poster? Need a wordle update ASAP
>>83243339Before Everest/mountaineering stuff I spent months watching caving videos.Again, not a thing I would ever do, but seeing people squeezed in impossible spaces, and watching videos about people who got trapped (Nutty Putty etc) is morbidly fascinating.
>>83242652Alex Rider was cool as fuck. Womfy reads for 13 year old me.
>>83243390Thumbnail looks like the eye of a giant dragon
>>83243409So it does. Coolio
>>83243390I've watched those, fuck that, I think the worst one is underwater caving.
>>83240692>or pacifierPurring stops
Lots of sprogless wagies ITT
>>83243450ari crossykins
>>83243460I want kids, but modern women make it impossible. Unfair. Access to a pussy should be a human right for men.
>>83243460am 24 give me a sec, not exactly an easy feat nowadays
>>83243473>I CAN'T BREEEEDlet me guess, it's da jooz fault?
>biweekly
>>83243495Wat?Are you Jewish?
>>83243460No fucking way that's actually him, right?
https://youtube.com/shorts/FxpH1iqVnf4 ngl how scary is that. Too many junkies walk around wi these. "Hes friendly" ahh
>>83243464Ngl i only woke up now n.n going shops
fucking hell Jeremy Irons is carrying this film.i know the author of the book 'was only 15' (not that the publisher was his dad or anything) but it's not the plot that's the issue. it's all the American actors.
>>83243518It's a still from a BBC panorama special about sprogless minimum wage van drivers
>>83243532What an oddly specific thing to make a show about.
Coooor cheeky burger king on the way. All paid for by the wages. Thanks wagies!
>>83243532But he does have a sprog, he's said so many times and it's even a gimmick around here
ard graftcontribute to societyyour fair sharepay your way"no"
>>83243560Not had Burger King in years lad I wish I had one locally, the nearest one to me is 30 mins away.
Helpers wayHelpers worldHelpers styleHelpers attitude Helpers life Helpers choice If you don't like it you know where the door is, simple as.
>>83243581Is this ban evasion? Get off here you long neck spacker
zia yusuf based brown muslim goldman sachs employeenow thats the man thats going to be the saviour of britain alongside nigel farage unless nigel decides to go back to cameo and doing adverts telling people to buy gold
>>83243581Trip on nappy on seany boyyyy.Oh wait, you can't put your trip on because you're fucking banned you little spastic. Guess it'll just be the nappy then.
>>83242120AI slop.I accept your surrender Chaim.
>>83243594Helen was banned? What for?
>>83243594>>83243602I live a better life than you, you lot are just jealous x
>>83243604Death to Israel, Jews, and their golems!
Heard you mongs have people grassing each other up for saying faggot and your cucked bobbies actually prosecute people for it. Thank fuck you ponces will be cucked out of coming here soon because your spastic government went trying to impose fines like they're the unironic internet police. What an absolute state your britcucks are.
>>83243610You lead a pathetic life of an unemployed addict who will one day realise how alone he is.
Perfidious Scottish drivel merchant samefagging, both pretending to be spastic sean and one of his numerous detractors.
>>83243623How much eggs cost for you mong?
>>83243623Fuck off yank mong you are a vassal state to Isreal they own everything you have.
>>83243638>hurr durr americanguess again wanka, also kys because you're such a classcuck you don't have the balls to kill the people cucking you.
thinking of having a chinese tonight, what do you leds order from chinky?
>>83243650ahhaaha blindly lashing out at mutts because you're such a bent over cuck you don't know what else to say. Your faggot general will be piss in the wind soon because your daddy government says so you absolute cuck.
>>83243666for me it's BBQ ribs, satay chicken, and chips that get alternated between the two sauces.
Just ignore the bait from the bitter brown man
fucksake i hate where i livechecked this new app i found out about called sniffiesguess what? fuck alljust seems like if you dont live in a city, youre screwed for any kind of meetups for sex or anything elseall the hot bottoms and sexy bbc's live in citiesall the hot trannies live in cities
I mean sure it's bait in that it's trying to get a rise out of us, but at the same time it's literally true. We do not have free speech protections over here. It's fucking stupid.
Helper did nothing wrong. Free are lad.
>>83243673adventerous of you mate, sounds nice. I usually just get salt and peppa chips, curry sauce, sausage and some curry samosas.. propa chinky food init
>>83243669Haha you're brown
>>83243682This is true of every country, yeah 98% of sex hookups and escorting occurs in cities. You want to partake? Go to a city.
>>83243666Crispy chilli beef, egg fried rice, chow mein, ss chicken balls.Chinese portions are mental so I usually do half one day half the other. gert lush.
>>83243684Yeah but we already know that. What's the point in getting into a silly argument with an Indian or American or whoever is trying to stir trouble.
You know if I were an Uber eats driver. I would for sure eat some of the food from orders. Especially since it's so easy to reseal.
>The Sniffies app is currently only available in the US and Canada
>>83243704>I would steal from othersPost hands paki boy
>>83243685What are you going to do for your Friday night alone posting about internet dollies?
>>83243710im in britain i just accessed the app via web browser
>>83243666Chicky curry+fried riceor if am rly hungry/hungover beef curry n.n
>>83243689I'm not. Your whole country soon will be though. Along with mine, but I still find the irony and rapidity of the Great British Cuckening to be worth a laugh. Just came here to laugh at you fags before you're gone from here forever. Lol. Cucks.
>>83243688aye i will admit i don't get proper oriental food like fried rice and things i can't pronounce. i just know what i like.
>>83243716Me? Pretending to be helper and farming (You)s
sorry for saying 'oriental' btw i am old-fashioned and ignorant :(
Necking this ginger weer now and waiting for me washing to dry then garn back home x
>>83243720braindead yank tosser
Got about 20 VNs installed rn.
>>83243682>sniffies>Sniffies is a map-based hookup app for gay, bisexual, and bi-curious menSODOMITE!
>>83243704The few times I've ordered the bag always has a massive order sticker over the top and the foil is folded over with adhesive. Those brown fellas can be a crafty lot though so I don't doubt they have their ways.
>>83243736Voice notes? What does that mean?
>>83243694>What's the point in talking about it just lay downGood goy nigel. That's the spirit that got you cucked out of here. I applaud you.
>>83243743It's weeb code for nonce games.
Says here that this app Sniffies was developed by Shippy Industries.
>>83243733I'll miss the eternal britcope on /ck/ but overall I'm delighted with this result. Bye bye britfags.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the biggest cock in the shedShe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbAnd a huge BBC on her forehead
why has turkmong/ruthmong turned nasty on us?
new friday evening thread when you're ready>>83243763>>83243763
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER UP HER BUM AND THE SMELL OF SHIT ON MY COCK HEAD
>>83243760Hear hear! Death to Israel!
>>83243704Maccies orders come with a proper seal on them now like a piece of cardboard stuck over the top of the bag
>>83243666special fried rice, chicken chow mein, sweet and sour chicken balls, sweet and sour prawn balls, sweet and sour chicken and pork Hong Kong style, shredded chilli beef, beef in black bean sauce, salt and chilli king prawn, kung po prawn, salt and chilli chicken, barbecue spare ribs, chips, prawn crackers, curry sauce and mini spring rolls
...and a DIET coke!
>>83243666Chicken curry, chicken satay skewers, chow mein, fried rice, chips.Yes I eat it all and yes I'm a fat arse.
