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Loch Ken edition
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>>83243763
I've been posting in these threads for quite a while and I'm not even a bong.
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Massive meaty queef right down my throat
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this gingerbread Doritos are surprisingly good
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for me it's Kamidori Alchemy Meister. it combines tactical combat with shop management with elf tummies.
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Peaceful edition, nice one lid. Hope all the little angry boys don't come in and make a mess of the place.

>>83243787
As long as you fly under the radar and don't get all weird and mindbroke about black penises I don't mind. Just behave ok?
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>>83243800
Death to the Jews?
Right on!
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im really bored
so bored
like for real orignall very bored
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>>83243763
Imagine just posting away casually while knowing that your government will soon ban you. Cucks.
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Wifeberg wants takeaway but I don't feel well and don't really want to pay for it, but she's given me the ultimatum of having to choose and prepare something that she also wants, which is a painful process and will inevitably require a trip to the shop. So takeaway it will be, reckon if I get something sensible like chow mein and don't try to get exotic I won't hurt my tummy too bad.
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Turkmong finally snapped in the last thread. After weeks of being called cockroach it was too much for him to take, nasty little lad he is
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>>83243827
You'll be close behind. Once censorship goes in somewhere in the western world all the other places scrabble to catch up. If we're fucked we're all fucked, something to think about eh?
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>>83243704
takeaway places probably have kitchen scales. what if a customer wrote "please weigh the bag and text me the weight" in the order notes?
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>>83243822
Checked and keyed
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>>83243811
Not hugely into VNs with actual gameplay tbqh though I hear the later Rance games are worth it.
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I plan on getting drunk tonight at home alone then wake up tomorrow at 7:00 sharp to go fishing, then keep drinking at the beach.
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noncychops on the ropes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK2TeQjixJs
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>>83243842
Ahhhh the smell of britcope.
> If we're fucked we're all fucked
kekekekekek
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>NEW WRONGUN EDWARDS VIDEO
NEW WRONGUN EDWARDS VIDEO
>NEW WRONGUN EDWARDS VIDEO
NEW WRONGUN EDWARDS VIDEO
https://youtu.be/WXBCigVFxYQ?si=bYgMO0xNi1yEH1P2
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>>83243859
fair enough but it's a fun little gem of a game, even the eroge stuff aside.

mad that it's one of the few games banned on Twitch. i mean, it IS a game. 99% of your playthrough ISN'T tits.
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>>83243865
Beat me to it by 20 seconds lol. Apparently mark is trying to get the videos removed kek.
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>>83243873
Yeah, it looks like Disgaea or something so I'd probably like it. Might have to broaden my horizons a bit. VNDB says 120 hours to 100 percent. How much visual novel versus gameplay is it?
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Rachel Reeves sex arse
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>>83243872
Seems like a concerted effort to chase SSM off YouTube is going on right now. Cloutier back to his hold tricks?
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For me it's the scene from Euphoria where Rika has to eat the semen covered food. Very good voice acting.
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>>83243872
Look at him in that child's bedroom wtf is that
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Poo status: a little runny and frothy on the way out, smells a bit off and my bum hole stings for some reason. As I wait for 120 seconds to count down I scroll down and a few more surprising expulsions have happened. I dare not describe them as plops as that implies an independence of each plop, this is more like a slurry stream with a defined start and stop. One more as the timer hits zero and I can solve the puzzle.


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Sent from my Android handheld device
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BRITFAGS ARE IGNORING MY POSTS AND PRETENDING NOTHING IS HAPPENING WHILE THEY MARCH SILENTLY AND OBEDIENTLY INTO OBLIVION EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE KEKED BRITFAGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>83243891
>How much visual novel versus gameplay is it?

not that much tbqh. i mean it's a fair bit of dialogue and there's a fair few different routes and CGs for the different girls. but i always remember thinking
>oh yeah, forgot this is a eroge/VN.
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>>83243834
Imagine being this under the thumb
Just reading that makes me cringe
Cannot comprehend how your wife feels about your lack of boundaries
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i hate myself and want to die for real
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>>83243872
>>83243885
Yeah? beasty bastard cant dcma his noncy past though, HES DONE(Good)
>>83243920
its fucking sickening. she talks like a child too
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Little mong spastic screaming that nobody's responding to him. Sorry! I don't talk to people with brown skin, they are subhuman to me.
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>>83243863
Alcohol is for chumps de lad, I know you can do better. Trust in Jesus and your life will be saved by Him.
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i want to be sissy trained by a hot dom who is in love with me and over time i become more feminine and she turns me into a girl with hrt eventually, and even pimping me out to hot men also she is rich and loves me and looks after me forever.
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>>83243872
i'm not watching this
why does ssm have a young gf?
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wonder what crosslad is getting from the shops.
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And to think so many of you stood by and supported SSM. You are just as culpable as he is and his dispicable behaviour is as much as your doing as his. You vile nonces.
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>>83243931
>>83243932
>>83243934
>>83243938
>>83243942
>>83243943
>>83243946
>>83243948
NANANANA
NANANANA
HEYHEYHEY
GOODBYE

>>83243933
Understandable
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>>83243872
How old was this choild?
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>>83243942
I'm an uptight and moody guy. It is my baseline. Alcohol helps me turn this boring thing I call my life into a joy ride.
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Would defo like a bit of tipsy Karen Taylor at the old Christmas partyberg
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>>83243963
Not him but you can just ignore him buddy you do you and all that
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Can everyone reply to this post please so I get lots of YOUs happening? Had a crappy week and I am a bit down. Thanks lads.
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current issues:
- cold
- constipated
- wart
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@83243985
yeah no worries lad. hope things perk up.
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>83243985
no probs my friendo
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>83243985
There you go matey
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>>83243985
get on sniffies and get some dick in you youll feel way better after
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>>83243993
>>83243998

OK that made me chuckle you sneaky sneakers
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The less you respond to my posts, the bigger my dick feels. Because you all know you can't say shit. Your government is gonna take away your 4chan because Hiro wouldn't submit to Ofcom extortion. The most imperialist country in the world, reduced to a bunch of quivering cucks.
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>>83243985
Mine's worse. Have to work tomorrow fml
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@83243985
remember lid
everyday we above ground is a great day
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>>83244005
Something something avatar on Chika XD
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>>83243993
>>83243998
>>83244002

Cold as ice and amusing as fuck
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today i went into town with my wife to look at some vintage cameras and then we had a bagel and a milkshake and then it started raining so we had to drive home

i hope all of you had a day as nice as mine (apart from the meanies itt)
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considering transitioning to female desu
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>>83243985<<

REPPING FOR MY SAD LAD
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>>83244019
Did she blackmail you with a takeaway or no?
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>>83243987
Oh it's you.
Just don't shit for a week, everything will fix itself or are you too lazy for that?
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>>83243787
I think I'm going to start dressing like Withnail.
Any downside?
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>>83244022
Sounds about right

BRITKEKS DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POST DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE BEING KEKED OUT OF ACCESSING 4CHAN JUST KEEP IGNORING EVERYTHING IS FINE
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>>83244045
nah. you can totally pull that off without looking like you're doing some fedora/steampunk shite.
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Who is this mong spastic shitting up the thread?
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>>83244036
i mean that is what i'm doing, incidentally. i would follow your advice actively, but yeah, that sounds like a lot of effort. cba.
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>>83244005
some of the wisest words ever spoken., last week i got strapped by my friend's wife. she was very patient with me and called me flower and repeatedly told me how pretty i am. i should stay over again
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dont see the problem 4chan being banned is a small price to pay if it keeps kids safe on the internet

thank you sir keir
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>>83244072
doesnt such things make it awkward with your friend after
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>>83244061
Sorry did I remind you that your own government is prosecuting people for saying faggot and banning you from this website next week? Aw sorry mate blimey bleedin bloody didnt mean to remind ya of yar own reality bloody hell.
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>>83244074
kids will just go elsewhere, like books.
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>>83244091
thats fine
easy for parents to keep unsafe books from kids
and if needs be a book can always be banned to make sure children cant get it if the parents dont do enough
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>>83244087
>blimey bleedin bloody didnt mean to remind ya of yar own reality bloody

pls stop
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>>83244061
One of the regular mongs pretending to be from another country.
Big kek and epic howling is he not /s
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Wonder what turkmong thinks of the al-zutt Hadith? His prophet was raped by a bunch of Indians in the desert for 12 hours. What a faggot lol
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>>83244099
Is this the majority opinion in England? Is this why you fags are so cucked?
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>>83244099
sometimes they put the unsafe parts in the middle of the prose.

i read picrel when i was 12 or so. atheism, sex, it's all in there.
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>>83244113
yeah. we don't like being exposed to forrin ideas (such as yours.)
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>>83243985
Hope you have a nice relaxing weekend lid, treat yourself to something nice. Lovely bit of drugs?
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whats all this then, whose banning what now?
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Me arse fucking stinks
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>>83244101
You faggots have a duty to say plz stop. I'm ragging on you fags but I actually want you to say enough is enough and lift your arses. If you minging cunts lay down like this then it's a bad example for the rest of western society.
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>>83244149
Oh now who's worried that they're next in the global march towards a sanitised advertiser friendly internet? Bit of hubris earlier was it? You fucking sausage.
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>>83244133
One of my fav lines from Bottom:
>Are you on drugs?
>Can I have some?
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A MONSTER who battered a pensioner to death in the street for his sausage and chip supper has been jailed.

Peter Augustine, 59, followed 87-year-old John Mackey after he made a trip to his local Co-op in Manor House, North London.

He then watched the OAP as he made his to a nearby kebab house on May 6 to pick up a saveloy and chip meal for dinner.

As John, who walked with the aid of a stick, made his way home he was ambushed by Augustine who tried to steal his bag.

When the pensioner refused to hand it over, Augustine punched and stamped him to death in front of horrified witnesses.

When cops arrested him, they discovered a half-eaten portion of saveloy and chips.
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>>83244149
Can you slow down and tell me what youre talking about first. Keep it civil or I wont engage.
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>>83244149
>You faggots have a duty to say plz stop.
Fuck off faggot. Begging you to stop, kek. get your head out of your arse, you're literally nothing.
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>>83244153
You'll be gone soon and I would rather you weren't, even though I came here to laugh at you I'd rather still have you here. It's depressing how complacent you faggots are at being banned by your government.
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>>83244149
can you spell out in concrete terms what you want us to do?
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me, might use my British freedoms to acquire a shotgun. that'll change things, i reckon.
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>>83244184
I guess kyselves if you have that attitude.
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>>83244192
Guns aren't banned here. Why do you forrins think they are?
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>>83244176
Yep we are a nation of incredibly apathetic lazy losers. Probably something to do with all the rain, not a lot of fun protesting in bad weather.
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>>83244197
working on it, but i'm taking the slow route (drugs/mould).
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Just off out. Anyone want anything? Cheers.

>>83244061
Which posts are the shitting up posts then? Not seeing a diff desu especially since Friday.
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just want to relax but apparently i'm not allowed to
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>>83244084
no he was there too. i fucked him last time i was over
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>>83244146
Should wash it in the sink then
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>>83244074
gooby pls
4chan is not banned
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I will not die for Elon Musk
I will die for England

t. Brit.

>>83244211
Mate I could go for some chocolate but keep it healthy, get me one of those check out Protein bars. Fufill I think its called, and uh the brownie one.
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>>83244205
i'm not the yank seether. i just didn't want to type my hypothetical 'and then run into Westminster' scenario in case the police did actually come for me ;_;

anyway if i WASN'T mental, i'd rather have an air rifle. run around the woods shooting things, cor.
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>>83244168
nerve = hit
bullseye
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>>83244197
Oh ickle twoll with the great life, spout your wisdom, kek.
>>83244226
I do agree, you are a bit mental, ket lad.
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>>83244211
3L bottle of frosty jacks or white lightning or any similar gutrot cider for me to chug on the street. If you would be so kind?
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>>83244211
>Just off out. Anyone want anything?

Toblerone
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>>83244222
You got it fren. I will get two bars and update your account. Cheers.
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>>83244232
>done you
Is that he best you have? Kek. Fuck off back to shit/pol/ lad.
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Why does this little bug man want to overthrow england? Everytime I check X he's bemoaning it.

Was it the BBC interview?

Did the Queen tell him to fuck off?
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Brisk in here for a Friday gosh
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My son has been trying to pull his willard off. Is there tranny juice in the water supply?
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>>83244236
No worries pal. Cheers.
>>83244241
I will find a big one for my best pal. Cheers.
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>>83244206
>Nation of apathetic lazy losers
I relate to that which is why I hate to see you guys go. I wanted to goad you into surviving. I dunno if you've ever seen these vids but cats will absolutely slap the fuck out of other cats to try and get them to react once one of them dies. I kind of feel like that right now. Pawing at a corpse.
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>>83244252
nerve hit again
too easy
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>>83244267
comfy corpse doe
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>>83244234
>you are a bit mental, ket lad.

IMO that would not affect my decision to NOT shoot people. every single person who has taken a life is more mental than me, on the non-murderer-to-murderer axis.
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WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HELPER NONONO
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>>83244261
are you sure he's not pulling on it in an attempt to make it longer?
(we all did it.)
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>>83244273
declaring yourself the winner does not make it true.
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>>83244288
No because he keeps telling me his willard is annoying him.
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>>83244277
I enjoy Britcomf. Gonna watch the German episode of Fawlty towers in your guys's honor. RIP
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>>83244301
Don't allow that racist show in my home.
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>>83244278
I'm not a Dr, so what I say doesn't matter, but I'll say it anyway, I'd say mania bi polar and psychotic illness would be a personality disorder, no?
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>>83244301
Yeah John Cleese is based, enjoy!
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>>83244315
nah, personality disorders are a specific category.

although i think people used to use the term more generally in casual conversation. like any mental disorder was 'a personality disorder'.
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just had me chippy tea leds.. hope u have some good grub on this cold friday evenin
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>>83244326
Thats full on sludge right there mate lol but enjoy
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>>83244267
I was once like you, think a lot of lads were when they were teens. Unfortunately now I've got a house and a mortgage and a full time job and we've been shown over and over again that protesting gets you exactly nowhere in this country, so everyone just sort of goes along with it. You get caught in the flow and just give up and wait to die. There's small moments of niceness, but I think they get fewer as you get older.
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>>83244338
>protesting gets you exactly nowhere in this country

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poll_tax_riots
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>>83244326
I had antelope burgers, from morrisons. They were alright, but venison burger is best burger so far (not bought from morisons).
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>>83244326
I tried gravy on my chips when I was up north. Thought it was fucking a terrible combo, not for me thanks. I'll stick to my mushy peas.
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>>83244338
My life gets better as I get older lad. Think you've got a skill issue.
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>>83244324
I think all of these different terms are too confusing. We should go back to the old system, yer bonkers, go spend a fortnight in the nut house.
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>>83244335
the thicker the gravy the better rkid
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>>83244343
>antelope burgers
will have to try these. i haven't eaten enough animals in my life, i feel so uncultured.
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>>83244341
Yeah everyone brings this up, but this was before most people in this thread were born. Hasn't changed fuck all in the last 35 years and they've got a lot better at kettling the fuck out of anyone that tries to cause any trouble. Reckon once you've been forced to stand in the cold for 8 hours with no access to food, drink or a toilet once you're unlikely to try it again. I tried to be idealistic in my youth but I'm just tired now. We're all tired.
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>>83244346
too rights lad. if it wasn't for all this political correctness, we could just throw subnormal lunatics in Bedlam (where they belong)
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>>83244351
Iceland sold Alligator burgers and Ostrich ones for a minute.
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Why is buying games more fun than playing them?
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>>83244345
I'm not normally one of the doomers really, generally ok with what's going on I just get fucked by seasonal affective disorder and I'm sick and I have to do an exam soon or I'm going to lose some professional certs and I'm not ready. Just being a bit of a grumpy cunt really. It's not all bad, I've got a fresh box of mince pies downstairs.
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>>83244351
I've had kangaroo burgers, but years ago at a restaurant.
I remember when I was a kid, I had a tuna steak and thought that was exotic. Woah, I've had tuna flakes, but it comes in a steak? WTH!? Didn't swear back then.
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>>83244354
yeah it's mad when you see old riots/protests, Orgreave and that. everything is so open.

kettling is one of those things like Roman shield walls where they must have all been kicking themselves, "why didn't we just do this sooner?"
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>>83244359
I'd be in the lunatic asylum, due to mental elf issues. But yeah, much easier.
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Weirdest animal you've ever eaten? Reckon swordfish and monkfish are both pretty rare. Swordfish is great though, properly meaty. Monkfish didn't do much for me but was very expensive.

Went to a place in Cambodia where they try to do bugs and weird foods all gourmet style, had various bits there. Crocodile, snake, cricket, silkworm, ants. Also ate ants in Bali but that was just because the grotty cunts had cleaned the frying pan and had just cracked an egg onto a line of ants that were cleaning the scraps out of it.
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>>83244395
human.
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I've had one or two ants in my time, why yes I have indulged in picnics how could you tell
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>>83244395
I've had swordfish. I cooked it with thinly sliced peach. Very nice, desu.
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We've all probably swallowed a spider in our sleep. That's a crazy thing to eat.
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>>83244401
I don't believe you, I really don't.
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>>83244409
>We've all probably swallowed a spider in our sleep.

isn't that a myth? i feel like i would wake up if there was a spider on my face.
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>>83244421
Ever woke up coughing in your sleep? Could be from that. Also, I don't know if it's true or not.
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>>83244428
sure. maybe it was spiders.

but whenever there has been a spider on my leg, i have woken up without fail. in fact i would like an alarm service where they place spiders on my legs.
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>>83244409
Bear Grylls scrans them all the time
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Thinking about big hard willies
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>>83244457
for fuck's sake, now i am too.
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Ever get stuck with a mosquito flying around your room while you're trying to sleep? Just about to drift off and you get eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee
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>>83244435
I've never woken up with a spider on my leg, desu.
>>83244442
He's bonkers.
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>>83244459
nah, i live in England.
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>>83244459
I don't live in Zimbabwe mate
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I am wrongun edwards x
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>>83244468
>>83244470
Oh you silly lads, what are you like?
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Sir Jimmy wrongun.
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>>83244472
We are all Wrongun Edwards!
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Any lads here vape?
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Wrongun "Penis" Austin
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Wrongun glitter
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>>83244319
I'm a big fan of Bottom as well. Eddie Hitler ftw.
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Ruth's private parts will be getting a good seeing to tonight.
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>>83244491
I partake in that activity.
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WHATS THE POINT OF /BRIT/ THREADS
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Eragon you stupid shit you're setting the whole rebel town on fire. fire doesn't care who you WANT to kill.
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>>83244506
I think biofem or r9gay is more to your liking little lad
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>>83244514
i haven't got a clue what those two things are dirtypervert
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>>83244157
Moni has let himself go.
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>>83244534
Why is the shadow of your willy square shaped????
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*puts 50p in the /britfeel/ jukebox*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNAr5tzZxdk
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it's not really my picture i don't own any Minstrels
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jerked off for the first time in a while and feel incredibly lonely (im not an incel btw i have sex im just used to being cuddled after i bust)
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more like No Successes November
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Boys, when I cum, I cum with such pure intensity it feels like I'm walking on air
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cumming is good coz it feels nice but also because for just a second you go totally blank and are free from everything with no thoughts or anything at all
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>>83244553
There there lad, it's ok to lie about such things.
Try not to let it upset you.
Redeem yourself by taking a photo of the milk in the fridge.
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>>83244553
NTA but, if it's saved on your computer it is your image.
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>>83244563
do you jetpack into the sky like in Mario Sunshine?
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>>83244577
Nah, but it's a feeling like none other. It's like I am floating on cloud 9 or something. And the way my dick feels. OH GOD MY DICK feels so fuzzy and warm. I hope you can feel what it's like to cum at least once before you die, because it is a feeling like none other.
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>>83244551
More of a doo dah man myself
https://youtu.be/XeFGYdvo0C0?si=dpX1V6PfHf5P_iCW
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>>83244555
>I lie here yet again, drained, the whore has used me for her pleasure and has castrated me by using contraception again. Why do i even stay when she refuses to let me get her pregnat??
>I am a slave to the minge, her foul secretions drying over my thighs like some territorial pissing on my face "This Citizen Dildo is mine", the other, better, fertile women can smell it and leave me alone.
>Is this all i am, a warmed up dildo, I'm so lonely.
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>>83244571
here is my full (non-empty) carton of milk
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Love /britfeel/ and I love British people I from Saudi Arabia Riyadh
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>>83244612
Hello my friend, love from Tajikistan. Many of us post here on /britfeel/. I know one other regular poster who is an Arab from Khuzestan. Stick around and enjoy lad
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Phwaorr couldn't fall fully asleep there, could i now X
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>>83244628
leg-spiders bothering you, laddington?
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>>83244611
8/10
10/10 if it showed the expiry date, but, oh well, you've redeemed your fib.
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https://youtu.be/FMe8VzUnRE4 n_n <3
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who wants a shag
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>>83244612
Hi why do Saudi millionaires literally shit on instagram models that come over there for sex?
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>>83244641
i was not entirely honest about the carton.
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>>83244651
Hello there. I do not know, I am not a millionaire. If I was going to guess, I'd say that after you have all of the money in the world, you become bored. All of the regular pleasures in life have been done. So you need to go to more and more extremes to buy a thrill.
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fucking unreal to me that some men are desirable to women and get to experience their sexy lithe bodies and their plapcheeks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKFTRTbGwwg

Unc core hours
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>>83244664
You're dead to me.
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you guys think its me that wants to be forced to suck dick by a dom, or am i posessed by demons?
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>>83244676
in hindsight gta is kind of meh
we were just impressed by the open world and stuff because it was so innovative for the time
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>>83244689
it was fun to just dick around in GTA3.

but honestly i prefer more 'arcadey' games, and i think the topdown ones were better for that. they're just fun to play, it's like A Link to the Past versus Ocarina of Time.
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>>83244644
There was a goth girl at the bus stop shelter earlier, bit hefty, 6/10 face and hair and clothes...
So i went out the shelter to get a good look at her arse, just too big for me, shame really, glued to her phone so it was never going to be a thing.
Also I bumped into the woman that robbed my house in the opticians. Two faced bitch (no my vision isn't that bad)
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>>83244681
The person who molested you as a kid wanted you to grow up like this.
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>>83244706
i wasnt molested though
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>>83244710
Same I was not molested as a child
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>>83244710
You've blanked it out. Don't believe me? Go get a psychiatrist to regress you.
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corrr now that Eragon has joined the Varden, he's going to kill the evil wyzard with his swprd.
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Sounds ljek scotland lol n.n x
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bored
watching conjuring movie latest one
scary
lonely
wish i had a gf to watch it with and cuddle
would be nice during the scary bits you know
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>>83244725
Ah, so that explains the gore-tex skin on dinosaurs.
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spitroasted by big black men while my dom gf watches and films and calls me a fag
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overall i award Eragon (2006) a 3/10. some of the locations were nice and i liked Jeremy Irons, but the plot was cliche and the performances wooden.
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>>83244763
yeah its shit
tried watching minecraft earlier but i had to turn it off it was so crap
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>>83244756
I've actually done something similar to this, and it is incredible. The crazy thing is how well you sleep that night, it's like the intense sexual pleasure gets all of the tension out of your body
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>>83244771
what did you do exactly? details? i must know more. so fucking hot. my ultimate fantasy. id meet with her first and shed sissify and crossdress me, and use the strap a bit to stretch me out ready for the black cock.
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>>83244738
you should get a gf i think. you can cuddle in bed and watch things together. its nice.
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I've now been in bed for 24 hours
I have a job but can't get out of bed to go to it
Only had a hot chocolate and ginger nut biscuits today
I'm 33 years old

If someone told me at 14 that this would be my life I'd never believe them
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>>83244776
Basically that yeah, it's not something I am into anymore so not really interested in writing the details for you to wank to, to be honest lad. But...I will say this. You need to be 100% sure you'll be cool with it before you do it. I actually became very well psychologically before I did it for real. So I'd advise that if you aren't there already
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>>83244780
>That whole "girl's room" vibe

Ah takes me back to when I was younger lad, loved sleeping at a girl's place. It's different when you live together
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>>83244786
whats your job? you gonna get fired?
>>83244791
ok but how did you get a girl to do it? or you paid a dominatrix? i always wonder what the bbc bulls think. do they actually find it hot to fuck some guy dressed in girls clothes? do they get paid too?
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>>83244774
Ask this guy to make one for you
https://youtu.be/wmku6mMRXCA?si=TxNqv1UMAiM8wmkD
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>>83243763
Loch know?
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>>83244780
fuck off back to brit/pol/ you boring junky bastard
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>>83244796
No no I got my gf at the time to do it. Just started slow with kink, but she was really open minded. The guys were just people we met on Fetlife
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>>83244796
Street sweeper.
Maybe, they know I'm depressed.They know I started therapy recently.
Not sure on employment laws and all that
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qrd on the brit/pol/ junkie?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hpv2pWRoYM
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>>83244820
fuck
did it ruin the relationship? she look down on you or treat you differently? when you broke up did she tell people you were a bbc loving sissy?
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>>83244822
no point working if youre sprogless
dont have to quit right now but make a claim to universal credit and say you arent fit for work
also get on pip you can even work while you get that one, might as well get more cash
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>>83244834
No lad. She actually worshipped me, she was completely in love with me. Nothing changed afterwards. We'd been doing sissy stuff the whole time we'd been together though, I told her about my fetishes right away, well most of them. No idea what she told people when we broke up but we didn't have any mutual friends anyway so doesn't matter much. I hope she has good memories of the relationship, we were both sad but broke up for a good reason, just on different life paths
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>>83244795
nearly 30 and my bedroom is like a childs its so over for me x_x

>>83244817
idk what this means dog
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it hard being kanye west fan x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ0u09mFodw
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>>83244852
fucksake im so jealous
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is the junkie piss gril
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>>83244856
He crazy, but he have to be
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>>83244852
him : we broke up on good terms
her: I didn't want children with a man who's a faggot at heart.
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Choon time methinks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyb9arQHU8A
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>>83244858
You would be surprised how many girls are into domme stuff when you ask them lad, or at least open to trying. I've told 4 girlfriends about the sissy stuff and 3 of them were open minded about it. And the other one wasn't into me crossdressing but was cool about cuck stuff. So I'd say just be brave and tell girls what you're into and it'll be all good
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I just listen to the same shit over n over n over n I love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJS3xnD7Mus
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>>83244876
Nothing to do with anything like that, I got a job opportunity far away, and I kind of knew we weren't a long-term thing anyway, although we were sexually compatible, there were other incompatibilities, so I made the decision to choose the job and the new city over the relationship. She was great though but not for me long term.
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>>83244887
not into sissy shit but wouldn't mind a gf standing over me on my knees and ordering me what to do
occasionally, not all the time
would be hot to have that dichotomy
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you are hardcore
you make me hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUMqXWaF4Ac
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>>83244898
Not him but, that's proper femdom, the OG stuff, before faggots decided it meant you got bummed by a woman.
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>>83244850
don't qualify. Been in job for two years saving and investments are too high used to be on ESA when I was long term NEET with depression+autism.
Tried to improve my life by getting 'any' job and working my way up. All a waste of time.
Fucked my self over had it pretty comfy before this job all rent paid for etc

If your long term NEET and try to get back to work this is all you will get.
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might go for /nightwalk/ with untrue in my headphones tonight
lush x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvu1QQ2Slg
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>>83244905
Berry nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fD6kxn1zjI
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portabela cumshrooms
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>>83244911
maybe for uc but you can try pip at least since it doesnt matter what your savings and stuff are for that

bear in mind youre guaranteed to fail it and will have to appeal it to the point of a tribunal, to get a real decision

i think its their way of deterring people so only those who are more serious go through the whole process to get it

buit yeah do it if you feel up to it take what you can from this shit country
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>>83244924
*points at the thread motivational picture*
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>>83244856
Not rly desu. Quite fun n rewarding id say.
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>>83244924
BASED BURIAL ENJOYER x
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I'm not allowed a girlfriend because I'm not a 7ft Deano with a huge cock and an 8 figure bank balance.
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>>83244949
gotta get on the self improvement

read some books
hit the gym
go outside and stuff
get a job

women will be all over you if you work hard
women like that hard work stuff
haha
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i'm not allowed a girlfriend because i ticked that i have mental disorders on the application form
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>>83244949
Meh, I have a 10 figure bank balance. [insert pound symbol here]0000000000
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suckiing paki cock won't get me a gf
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Loved these when I was a youngun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Xcm_ppQz8
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>>83244964
It might. Have you tried?
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>>83244964
It might actually. Have you ever seen how white women react around gays, especially camp ones? They fucking love it. They light up when a camp gay enters the room. They all want to be the Grace to someones Will. To get a girlfriend, you must first become a gay.
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Anyone else lotterymaxxing
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I legit wouldn't even know what to talk about to a gf or a girl I would like to be my gf I think it's beyond my level of autism.
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Ok, 1 last ye olde choon from me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO1Nae_EBvQ
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We are gathered here tonight for Friday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
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>>83244996
i'm good looking, charming, young, funny, smart but i never meet new girls so im a lonely sad cunt
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Can't stop thinking about her
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>>83244990
Yes Lad. 3 lines in euromillions. 1 line thunderball. saved numbers.
you?
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Nice view of the city near where I live. Gonna get a pouch of gold leaf, 33cl bottle of whiskey and watch the lights. Tunes for that mood would be appreciated.
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>>83245034
>Gonna get a pouch of gold leaf, 33cl bottle of whiskey and watch the lights. Tunes for that mood would be appreciated.
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcu1AHaTchM
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>>83245019
When I'm maxxing I do a lucky dip per euro and lotto and 2 dips for the set for lifes, works out at 15 quid a week. Rarely bother putting in my own numbers tbqh
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>no hot dommy passing tranny gf to dump loads in my ass
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>>83245034
sounds womfy lid
i'm cutting it right down
not drinking friday, drinking saturday and drinking sunday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTPtbQNc0Kw
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internal problems:
- malaise
- bladder pain
- ongoing wart
external problems:
- debt
- dust
- mould in bedroom

life is suffering.
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making tunes in sound forge just like burial
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for me it's Anvil Studio.
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Feefee's are taking a battering as of late.
>had a lil cry
Decisions decisions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXrFH9agq14
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Just found out there's an anti_BNWO subreddit and have been browsing it for a while. Incredible that some people dedicate all their free time to complaining to internet jannies on twitter, instagram and reddit about the weird fetish porn that other people make, with the goal of getting them banned. They even recognise how futile it is because the accounts just get made again.

Weird.
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>>83245012
You mean how she's definitely a hot dom pegging mummy in her free time?
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Can't take choons with ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LoS9mvrH_0
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Fancy the Indian woman at the corner shop. Think she is in her 30's or 40's. Not sure. Not even sure if the old guy who works there sometimes is her father or husband. She's like 5/10 I'm just lonely. Proper Indian with their accent, burning incense too, and picture of shiva or some shit behind the counter.
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>>83245128
NTA, thanks for the idea <3
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might watch Harry Potter next
but i want to reread the books
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>>83244990
I blocked my own account so I can't. Went on a spree last December when I was extremely depressed and suicidal and wasted nearly 100 quid on tickets.
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>>83245135
Walked past a shop near me couple years back and there was a swastika on the wall painted in blood, was like wutt but google said it's an Indian thing or something not a satanic nazi cult
Anyway go in with a paki dot on your forehead, she'll love that
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>>83244990
Was at big Tesco once at the counter and the couple in front of me bought like 60 quid of lottery tickets then a few scratch cards as well
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Cute and fun? Yes please.
Shit audio quality, but great phwoardio quality, if you know what I mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acksIpuXN9Q
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my piss smells diseased again.
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>>83245161
Deleted my account a few times due to that, it starts off slow then I start getting silly with it, will probably delete it again on new years
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if bum sex is a sin then whys it feel so good? checkmate christians
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>>83245193
Just go with the problem of divine hiddenness, lad
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>>83245176
Can't stand cunts doing it in the shop holding me up, it's 2025 get online you old bastards
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making tunes on audacity
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for me? its icuckoldress
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>>83245193
crossy bro..how do we respond?
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not only gays have bum sex, and gays can be in love without doing bum sex.
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Some k-pop?
Oh yes, that will cheer us (ME) up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTowEKjDGkU
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making tunes on my roland mc 307
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>>83245251
korean is such an ugly language
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>do the wanking gesture at someone
>forget to make the air-penis normal size
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I don't mind k-pop, but I gotta admit, I do love itzy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNfTK39k55U
But I also do quite like this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqSF_9Zf0n4
>>83245259
I quite like it. Listened to some korean streamers, and it's nice having them yapping away in the background. I even like listening to korean street food vids.
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And I know we all love this.
Dance along if you know the moves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI
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come on you cunt lets have some aphex acid xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epuUd_qTfCw
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Cuddles with Crossy
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Why is muh willy growing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQGRg8XBnB4
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>>83245310
my second-favourite CWC
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Wonder what Sean's up to :(
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Salad bowl of shreddies? Think I will x
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Ok now muh willy exploded and there's weird goo coming out of it. WTF?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWQx2f-CErU
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Had to change positions then not comfy having to move
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>>83245343
i suspect in the future we'll all be suspended in a comfy gel like in The Matrix.
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Ok let's go down a different route.
*pops t'ends to shank up a man wiv da cheffer*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdM6StLr30
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Just need muh chum to ring and tell me if the rivers are high, ffs (FISHEN tomorrow, woooooo, can I make it t'fihen spot still? can't wait to find out). I can get high af and go pass out then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9xKvex-y44
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Proper good at reading the room I am, amarite.
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why didn't Half-Life 1/2 have more music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlkzSKEH2tc
>banger of a track
>only hear the first 3 seconds before i've bunny hopped back to the other map

;_;
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>>83245034
You still there/doing it? This is a goodun. Nice for a chilled dark moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ix5FpQrJA
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watched latest conjuring film
total shit
no logic to any of it just random shit
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i hate kate bush
only people like her are trannies and alt girls that are all like "uwu im such a femcel and not like the other girls", and feminist cunts
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>>83245485
Of course you don't like running up that hill because you're a fat bastard
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Fuck it, executive decision time, I'll ring my fren, then have a big spliff and knock myself the fuck out.
Yes, das is a good idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWD7k6TrJ-g
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vera farmigas younger sister who was in that nun movie is so fucking beautiful and sexy and hot
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Crosslad never returned from the shop
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>>83245531
>Crosslad never returned from the shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN2pJin9laM
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HEATHCLIFF, IT'S ME, I'M CATHY
I'VE COME HOME, I'M SO CO-O-O-OLD
LET ME IN-A-YOUR WINDO-O-O-OW
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>>83245531
the JWs finally got are crossy ;_;
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crosslad, more like crossdad.
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Oh hang the fuck on. Spot o boogie anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1LP81eSKY
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what's hardship like?
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>>83245573
>more like cross dad
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>>83245580
well its hard init
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Here we here we here we fucken go
Love the Scottish tae fook pal I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiNPqsANWo4
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Bit funky for yo ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlcywgEMuGI
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would love to get bottomed out by kendall penny
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>>83245549
kate bush's bush
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Fucking hate the taste of zopiclone. I bite one in half and the metalic taste stays in my mouth for 5nyears
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zopiclone mentioned.

time to have a zopiclone.
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>>83245688
You and me brother, birds of a fuvva.
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>>83245679
I liek it. It tastes like "I will be sleepy soon" :)
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Crossy is back!
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Ngl i jst learned liquid guy died this Yr. Rip. 1 of the all time greatest tunes https://youtu.be/xvCOkWmby2M
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>>83245773
Ngl going to bed soon n_n Going out w mam tomoz. Not got zopiclones but am gna take several Clonidines soon which normally does the job.Wuu2?
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hate the idea im going to spend 24 > death without any mates because they moved after uni and now ive just got none, 1 year post MSc and theres just no one and 0 ways of making mates because everyone else already has them and despite putting myself in those situations it just never works. Just wanna get pished with good pals every now and again, perhaps play vidya, go gigs with etc, not like im asking for much and its never happening ever again.
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Ok, we're not going fishing tomorrow lads, no need to set the alarms. Lucky for you wagie lads, not having to get up early again, but bad news, we might be going the saturday after. Saturday the sixfth, put it in t'calendars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1-OehhtpWM
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Got to say lads, women, amarite, phwoar, they're bloody awesome.
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Had a dream that I fucked my friend in the ass the other night. Wonder what that means.
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>>83245791
where are yous going?
>Wuu2?
watching videos about Pokemon glitches
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>>83245848
your speaking in riddles, lid
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my friend is a woman and she's really nice
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>>83245827
yeah lifes basically set when you get to that point
youve become the person you were gonna be
personality is set
no friends? "weirdo", "incel", "loser"
people look down on you which means you cant get any friends or anything ever
all of society see you drownin and put their hand on your head to keep you down
why work? no reason
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Looks like a nonce hunter group is going to go after SSM following these latest leaked Marie videos. Others saying they gonna put his windows out. Kinnell no wonder he took his channel down.
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>>83245876
I often question my mental capacity.
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Ok, 1 last song before bed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6QIC2wS7R8
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i regret not doing something when i was younger. i'd say learning a trade or even a hobby (piano, painting, similar)
but really, i just wish i created ONE thing where i could live off the royalties. Sam Simon got tens of millions of dollars a year for The Simpsons, even though he dropped out by season 3.
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Just necked a whole share wag of chilli heatwave woritos now I feel a bit sick. Oh well better than relapsing on another kind of wag I suppose x
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I miss scotty and her big tits
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The beautiful Florida panther that theres only 200 of left in the world bc ppls building houses nd skyscrapers Where they live So they have access to 5% of the habitat they used to have Which is like a permanent boxroom. Other than that they get knocked down by cars. Fucked up rly
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>>83245888
corrr no good de lids, be best getting him at mmmmmonday club
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>>83245884
got a gf tho I suppose, not a huge fan of her thoughbeit. Suppose I'll just hobbymaxx, weightlifting, guitar, drawing, reading and vidya is alright. Could pick up solo caving and just disappear one day or something.
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I only ever had two friends that are women. Don't talk to either of them now. I was pretty close friends with one of them but I fucked that up with dumb shit said when I was drunk. Wish is partially why I'm sober now. Makes me feel sick thinking about it
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Ngl humans have a lot of bad karma stored up n.n
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>>83245963
animals can do horrible things too
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>>83245958
What did you say x
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>>83245972
Not rly the same as having the intelligence to make the world a nicer place to live in nd using it to build cheap shit fr money while wiping out entire species desu
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>>83245943
aww it must be so hard for you with a gf awwww
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>>83246009
if cats made a conscious choice to bring me nice things i'd like them more.
(i already like them quite a bit dw)
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https://youtube.com/shorts/iUAyoGn9hug n.n <3
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You stupid faggots willl soon be gone, like a gregg's curry slice in the wind.
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It might be for you, but not for me.
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>>83246056
you just wanted an excuse to use that metaphor/punchline.
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Death by snu snu n_n
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Ngl mammy ave put on weight after 12 months on fluoxetine. Its fking sickening. Need2 sort asap
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>>83246103
do you think you're less depressed at least?
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Its thehardest time of year to be arsed doing stuff n_n
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>>83246076
Dirty Indian Curry Smelly Shit Chicken Tikka slice? How could I ever?
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Tempted by the fruit of Ruth's tuppence
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>>83246124
>Dirty Indian Curry Smelly

you're obsessed with DICS
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>>83246138
You dumb inbred brits might as well submit to BRICS already.
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Some developer guy built a "intentional community" in the Florida panther habitat thats called ave maria.Its quite sick.Our lady wouldnt stand fr this.I like to think so.Theres sum myths that a Cat was present at the nativity.When she stroked the cat it imprinted a letter M.
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>>83246107
Not really to be honest.It feels more productive to take it instead of taking nothing Nd its a habit now ig.
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No country fr INFP niggas n.n
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>>83245485
yeah it's warbly shite which has produced a generation of imitators who are even worse. at least Bush was somewhat original.
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>>83245485
Absolute balderdash nonsense n.n
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what's that band that's all like, floaty
not Scritti Politti
similar name tho
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was thinking of Cocteau Twins
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all these lads taking droogs to get to sleep when they could just go for a run and sleep like a baby
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>>83246272
Ruth is a fan
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=PbbUeLkZt74&list=OLAK5uy_mutZ0A5Ekpmw-PcwIwOKs0kldJ6Y2myVw

really good album this
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Having a few melatonins and a spliff or bong make me tired for 15 mins or so, like dead tired when you were a kid and fighting sleep.
My other meds are meant to cause sleepiness but I don't feel that, they work in other ways for me so there is that.
What are zopiclones like?
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>>83246293
cor i remember when i identified these albums for you

i am a 'super recogniser'
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Every night I go to bed hoping I won't wake up, it lush
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>>83246299
they are just sleeping pills, like if you're mental in a psychiatric hospital they're what they give you to put you to sleep.

but for me they stopped actually putting me to sleep. now they're just comfy, like a non-trippy ":) yeah, things are a bit magic"
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I really will miss you cucks. No I won't get B& faggots lol Here's to my personal choice of most talented brit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joqOFoiCVcA
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If I was born in the big city my life would be much different. Instead my dumb retard parents made me live out in the fucking rural countryside and ruined my life since day 1. Now if you wanna move to the city you need loads of money
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>>83246375
live in one of them scummy suburbs, lad. every city has them.
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>>83246323
I have been sectioned and been given something to help me "relax", I wonder if I've had them, they'd be on my medical summary wouldn't they. They are times when I'd like that "relaxed" feel hahaha.
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>2 parents at home
>lives in the country
>this is bad somehow
Real tory boy problems hour
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>>83246419
countryside is shit lad. I think its become a bit of a meme how people want to "escape to the country". But unless you're ready to retire it isn't good. no social opportunities. need a car to get anywhere. no one around you. social isolation. no job opportunities.

its just shite
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I just tried to break off 4 pieces of chocolate and it snapped in some triangle shape, ruined other rows of 4. Who cares where you live, I've got real problems here!
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>>83246294
For me, it's Frou-Frou Foxes
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>>83246443
if i'm going for choco-precision, i will use a knife and chopping board. made too many mistakes to settle for anything less.
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>>83246429
>have a car
>work remotely
>don't want to socialise
It sounds like heaven. Planning on moving to a cosy Welsh village with the gf soon
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You stupid cucked faggots are getting kickd off the site. BYEEEEE hahaahahahahaah
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>>83246486
>You stupid cucked faggots are getting kickd off the site.
why?
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>>83246457
It's not the normal bar I buy so it brakes different. I just did the knife trick and righted by wrongs and ate the evidence hahah. Couldn't face that mess when I next want some more.
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>>83246490
his dad works at 4chan
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>tramadols are almost all gone
>forgot to prescribe myself more
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I think it's funny when one of the former colonies comes in here seething. It's like one of the kids finally getting brave enough to square up to dad.
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When anxiety was great within me D: v_v T_TYour consolation brought me joy :D :) ^_^
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>>83246511
I have some if you're in London.
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https://youtu.be/cJLq_K45Ro8
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>>83246596
i'll get more either on Sunday or by Tuesday

just need to ration what i have left. or even if i take them, that's actually good, because then i won't have more.
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>>83246615
How many do you take a week?
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2 ckonidines down n.n :)
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>>83246640
maybe about 30-40? but the 50mg pills, not the 100mg ones.
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>>83246685
Here's me worried about getting addicted if I take a sixth pill this week.
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I ended up up on subreddit /actuallesbians/ Which sounds like a terf thing but itsall like "transbians" "pre transition transbian" n.n
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>>83246742
oh yeah, don't do as i do. my life is a cautionary tale.
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>>83246772
o aye i think that's because /lesbians was all porn, so then they were like "right here's the actual board for actual lesbians"

i think /truelesbians might be the "biological sex female lesbians" one?

i HAVE investigated this daft internet drama before
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Studies have shown x
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got that Louie on. probably first time I've seen it since I was 16 or 17. it not right what happened to him
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>>83246772
That sub and r/twoxchromosomes I assumed was some hardcore TERF shit.
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>>83246501
My dad is Ofcom? No Ur dad. Some of you cucked retards actually don't even know about it lmao.
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>finally found a way to make free money
>doesn't even feel real
>when number goes up i feel nothing
>it's just numbers on a screen
Once you beat the game you realise it was all bullshit.
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why are yanks incapable of recognising sarcasm?
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>>83246882
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD ANON
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>>83246545
Tell me how funny it is in two weeks when Ofcom bans you from accessing 4chan because Hiro didn't pay his shitposting loicense. Laughing at you all the way cuck.
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its melty hour
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We had the same dream
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>>83246849
well, whoever's dad it is,
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content
ask him how the hell they plan to enforce this? the document explain's how 4chan's responses are inaccurate etc. yeah yeah Ofcom does have powers to fine foreign entities but...how?
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Why's it so fucking hot me liddos?
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>>83246465
>It sounds like heaven.
Ikr.My soul is meant to be in middle of nowhere.ITs absolutely scunnering beyond belief that am in city.
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Crossy ain't even acknowledged me since his return. What the heck!?
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Something queer about this Photo.The trees nd grey sky is something that generations of ppl in england have looked at Back when there ws like Knights it would be a familiar sight nd then squashed next to the gawdy themed capitalist slop hut. I sensed a strange energy in this Photo.
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>>83247221
>5 hygiene rating
corrrrrrr!
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>>83247221
>the gawdy themed capitalist slop hut.
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>>83247212
It takes him hours to respond to you that's normal
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Shall be getting a Thai massage this weekend. No tuggy for me though
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https://youtu.be/TQBAJndWM98 an actual transbian n_n
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>>83247212
Sry pal *makes you a cuppa*
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Cat wheel prob greatest investment if you have a indoor cat. Ive only had 1 indoor cat. Its harder fr them to have a normal weight bc they dont naturally burn calories outside Nd plus they learn to manipulate you into treats when theyre with you 24/7. It took me a while to get the hang of the differences.If I had a indoor cat now I would get cat wheel. Its about 250 quid. So it's dear byt I fink it pays fr itself As it keeps their mind active nd stay healthy at the same time. Happy meow happy life. There's cheaper versions but idk what theyre like.
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What a failure of a year 2025 was. 2026 will be better. It has to be.
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i pull up in the lotus with a baddie what moves are you making to not look like a clown?
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>>83247113
It Is rly quite clammy.Am finkingtheres gna be a storm bc last night as well The weather was pretty calm nd then suddenly The wind went fxking mental nd started blowing bins all over the place jst like in January.Raining a lot.
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>>83247534
Ngl it was pretty shit
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Really hope I get called to jury service just so I can smugly say I favour white people over black people. Then get out of doing my "civil duty". Fuck Britain. I wouldn't have ID anyway, which is required to take with you.
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I find myself in the late hours watching random old stuff that I watched years ago. Things that induce ASMR. The actual meaning of that word, the sensation of it, not women tapping things and all of that absolute rubbish. Don't know precisely what induces it, it's something quaint/exotic usually. Makes me feel pacified, like a cat when picked up by the back of the neck.

>>83247693
It really was. Just dark and depressing.
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Gtg bed nao, cya laterx
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>>83246293
Such an adorable british rose, isn't she? Maybe one day I'll be loved by a british rose.
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No night guard again. I will finish what they started.
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Crossy letting us down big time
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>>83246103
>>83246188
Lol I swear this is most SSRI drones. They don't even know why they're taking it, they just do. Most say it doesn't even do anything or help, they just develop a chemical dependency that will be hard to quit because their doctor suggested it.
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A mong thought I was a night security wagie for a while.
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A lot of mongs here
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Fiona's wrinkly witchy hands on Question Time. Yuck.
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I should apply to be on Question Time. Next one at Dover so we know a lot of brown defending lefties will be on.
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>>83248400
How would that work? Livestream to Turkey?
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>>83248417
You can't watch BBC iPlayer there. You have to live in the UK (which I do).
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Reckon Fiona still enjoys a BBC in her mature years?
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BT is still playing up wtf are they doing, fucks sake
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>>83248471
>which I do
Proof?
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>>83248556
It's rainy and windy and my box room has years of black mould.
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>>83248602
>my box room has years of black mould.
Post a picture
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Bet Laura doesn't even watch BBC Scotland. What a waste of a resources that channel is.
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>>83248638
No camera lad. Don't own a smartphone. Laptop by bed on stacked cardboard boxes.
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>>83248660
So no proof? *yawn*
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>>83248660
You are a tedious Turkish kekold
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Meaty vaginas are the best
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Up early and thinking about britfeel personalities
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>>83249203
which one is your fav
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Another neetwalk done and dusted, time for some scran mereckon.
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im feeling a morning uploafs today lads

he will return
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>>83244211
Ok I am back. Got a bit pished. For some reason I have woken up in Belfast. I live in Stirling. Cheers.
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>>83244290
i never declared winner status
i declared mission objectives complete
lrn2difference
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>>83249208
Historically definitely Ebin. Nowadays the personality situation is a bit grim desu.
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>>83249388
Meh, you're still a faggot. IMO of course.
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>>83249401
you are very easily irritated
try working on that, fren
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At work now but seriously cba desu my good lads
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>>83249450
It's because I'm always angry as of late. Struggling with it, desu.
Sorry.
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might take a pregabalin and just mong out today watching footy
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>>83249468
kahteem, been sober as a judge the past week and I've been a foul prick literally the entire time, I've completely forgot how to be happy without substances.
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might fap to trannies today
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Asked mumberg to get me posh slippers for Xmas, m&s suede with fleece lining. Corrrr don't mind if I do.
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>>83249502
I'm not as angry when I'm stoned (at times), but I'm ready to snap, so I'm still angry.
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wonder if he's actually still alive
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764037788172026.webm
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>>83249544
I've bought a couple of pairs off footwear, as I want something I can get on and off easily. Slides r a shit, got some things called tent slippers, they're ok, but I should have bought a bigger pair as my heels hang over the edge. Next pair I'll get a couple of sizes too big.
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>>83249570
>>83249570

95 percent done, new game

>>83249570
>>83249570
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>>83249565
I think having cold heels would get right on my tits.
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>>83249579
It's more being unstable. Not good as I'm already having balance issues. I always wear socks desu, apart from when showering.
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might finish this thread myself



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