90s telly babes nostalgia edition for the lads to shit up with the usual bickering and drivel>picrel: Melanie and Martina from Fun House
>>83249550Nowadays weed basically numbs me, it puts my emotions on pause and I can laugh at things, sometimes derisively, sometimes not. But my emotions are always there waiting for me when I sober up. Alcohol just makes me pissy and distraught, unless I smoke weed with it but that combo just puts me in a box I'm all to familiar with.
Really feeling the boredom and misery today. Thinking of taking codeine for the firt time in over 4 months.
me, woke up. had a comfy tramadols and zopiclone sleep.
Me? Gonna make a sosij and egg and hash brown bap and drink a coffee. Got to get my energy together for walking Monsieur Chien in the rain. Wifeberg wants to put up the Christmas tree and shit today so that will probably be the main order of the day. Need to purchase our annual baubles and possibly drink mulled wine. Who knows, time to just give in and let the season wash over me.
>>83249598have a couple of drinks, impossible to be bored when pissed
>>83249588I'm ok with alcohol, I can have good days and bad days. All depending on what I'm going through.Might go back to smack (joking, but also not).
Imagine having a female to interact with on your Saturday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDddlvCfTiwBanging tune
>>83249678I recently did but we broke up. Honestly I much prefer being alone, I can actually spend my Saturday relaxing and playing vidya which all I really want to do. With a gf I was forced to go out with her and do stuff, it's not bad once in a blue moon but she wanted to do it every weekend.Having a gf is too much hassle desu. Not unless I can find a gf as super introverted like me who is fine playing her own vidya while I play my own.
>>83249678at work atm me and there are female co-workers here that i have to interact with
I have yet to see any proof that these "women" things actually exist.
Turkish keckold
>>83249598unironically go for a run
>>83249671That stuff legit scares me, I see what it does to some people and I have a proper addictive personality.
would it be an alright use of time to potentially go to a rock climbing gym? what are those people like? id be going on my own obviously as a terminal billy no mates, but I dont look disgusting or anything and I do have some social skills and can have conversations with people.
>>83249728I was joking really, it's a horrific experience being addicted to it. I wasted years on it when I was an ickle babby (17-25).
>>83249728Yeah I'm the same, I'll get hooked on pretty much anything so I need to stay away from smack. I've had oxycodone and opium and I liked them both way too much, pretty sure if I ever inject anything that's it for me, no coming back.
Loving this new vape, I've really missed nicotine. Nice to get a good hit with less of the muck. In my 30s now so got to think about me elf, it's still stuff going in my lungs which is harmful but hey its better than baccy.
Eeehhhhh mmmuuhh ehhhh am aff me fackinn heed eh man on fucken drugs ehhhhhh man am fucken hehe fucking bangin tune man ehhh Geez man vallies mannnnnnnnnn
>>83249693mine wants me to go over this evening to watch a movie, ive said dawn of the dead remake. I cant really be arsed I prefer spending 99.9% of my time alone 2bh
corr look at that british rose on the left, proper beauty that
>>83249732I would recommend it lad. I tend to go evenings after work as weekends are full of kids, but people are pretty nice and accepting. Just be courteous and pay attention to the rules, some lad on here before referred to bouldering as an autism magnet and id definitely agree. I've been going for a bit over a year and am on small talk terms with a good few people there now. Good way to spark up a chat is to ask for help on a route you're struggling with, people love helping others.
>>83249721corr love those endorphins me, used to get well high off that when I was slimmer, loved going Weston for the day and doing the country 5k.
>>83249741Great movie heh
>>83249739as a none drug user who doesn't even drink I was looking int xanax or Valium, out of interest.
>>83249732>what are those people like?Extroverted lefties
they all look legitimately retarded
>>83249765Yeah with sexy bums.
It's important not just to focus on net migration numbers because while net migration is down to "just" 204k this year the raw numbers are close to record highs at 900k coming in. Net migration is just a sleight of hand used to disguise how bad thing are because it relies on the fact that we have record high emigration at 693k.Total emigration (raw numbers) 2010-2024 = 4.5-5.5 millionTotal immigration (raw numbers) 2010-2024 = 12-14 millionTherefore the total change in population i.e. number of brits displaced and replaced with non-brits is anywhere between 16.5 and 19.5 million, that's between 23.8% and 28.1% of the entire population, and that's NOT accounting for second generation immigrants. A rough estimate for total non-brit population would be around 40% of the entire country.It's also important to remember that the majority of brits emigrating are the relatively young, productive, healthy people with the means and motive to leave. This is why the entire country seems to be nothing more than a care home for the sick and elderly with an imported servant class of foreigners to wipe their arses and deliver their parcels. It's a good chunk of why the economy simply doesn't function, because all the highly productive people are leaving (for a raft of reasons, but this is a proximal judge of them).It's so fucking over, lads. Net migration is a scam. Raw numbers are all that matter since people are not interchangeable blank slates.
>>83249755I showed her part of the original which I honestly prefer as I like the creepy slow ones but was visibly not into how dated it was but seemed more responsive to the trailer with the fast ones.
>>83249750based, lad. love running, me. currently marathon training and one of the best thing about it is how well I sleep every night. feel nicely shattered by the end of the day and sleep uninterrupted for 8-9 hours. off for an 18k easy run later this morn
>>83249741would like a wee stash of valium or xanax to take occasionally but don't really know where to get it. I've got a few numbers in my phone but they only sell coke, weed, ket. cba with all the dark web nonsense.
Me? Only thing I really care about is being in a relationship with a non-fat biological female that wants regular and enthusiastic anal sex.
>>83249745>bouldering as an autism magnet and id definitely agree.well I suppose that works for me>>83249765>>83249771>sexy bumscor, although I'm legitimately interested in the idea of climbing stuff rather than staring at arse, I reckon it would be quite satisfying to do a particularly hard route. I can do about 15 pullups wide gripped with full rom, no kipping so I might have some transferable fitness to autism boldering.
>>83249780I'm not sure if I have an addictive personality, I dont think I do as I have done some various drugs in uni, many years ago but I just think I'm at the point where a bit of a brain holiday of an evening every blue moon would be quite nice. I suppose there are cbd gummies, not sure how well those work.
>>83249784Yeah give it a go lad, it's fun and watching your progression is cool. There's routes that I wouldn't even have tried a few months ago that I can do easy peasy now. There's also lots of people that go on their own so you won't have to deal with the no singles policy like at cinemas.
>woken up early by noisesGreat great greatLove it
>>83249795Same lad, neighbours decided that 8:30am on a saturday was the best time to start moving all their furniture around. Fuck me.
>>83249801It's the worst when it's just one thing like a door opening in my case. I'm a pretty heavy sleeper, why wake up because of a door opening. Ridiculous. Ruins my day not sleeping properly desu.
boredening commence
>>83249772>It's important not just to focus on net migration numbers because while net migration is down to "just" 204k this year the raw numbers are close to record highs at 900k coming in. Net migration is just a sleight of hand used to disguise how bad thing are because it relies on the fact that we have record high emigration at 693k.>Total emigration (raw numbers) 2010-2024 = 4.5-5.5 million>Total immigration (raw numbers) 2010-2024 = 12-14 million>Therefore the total change in population i.e. number of brits displaced and replaced with non-brits is anywhere between 16.5 and 19.5 million, that's between 23.8% and 28.1% of the entire population, and that's NOT accounting for second generation immigrants. A rough estimate for total non-brit population would be around 40% of the entire country.>It's also important to remember that the majority of brits emigrating are the relatively young, productive, healthy people with the means and motive to leave. This is why the entire country seems to be nothing more than a care home for the sick and elderly with an imported servant class of foreigners to wipe their arses and deliver their parcels. It's a good chunk of why the economy simply doesn't function, because all the highly productive people are leaving (for a raft of reasons, but this is a proximal judge of them).>It's so fucking over, lads. Net migration is a scam. Raw numbers are all that matter since people are not interchangeable blank slates.fascinating
>>83249775Enjoy lad
>>83249793would it be possible to make frens there or is it one of them where at best its climbing acquaintances because making friends as an adult is an impossible task and they just so happen to pattern recognise you after a while
>>83249838>I like orange>me too lets be frenssimpler times
>>83249896it used to be so easy, everything after university just falls apart>do u like drinking>yes lets be frensafter work would be decent to go though, its not too far away from the officeberg
>>83249911Drinking buddies never felt like true mates to me, just "drinking buddies", never really did stuff outside the pub except one because we used to be housemates. Though that could have been on account of me being somewhat unlikeable, got on well with my housemate though. We've drifted apart now probably cause I stopped going to the pub, which just makes my point feel all more true. It's hard to find true mates as an adult nd I really believe it when they say all your connections are made when you're a young lad.
>>83249770Honestly think if you gassed everyone who watched football the country would improve so much.
sleep deprived gay geordie
Not really a fan of gays and blacks desu
>Now expected by 3 Decembermight see if i can take Amazon to court over this. i expected my Nipits days ago.
>>83249741>I cant really be arsed I prefer spending 99.9% of my time alone 2bhSame, she would always want to do things every single weekend. And on weekdays god forbid I go more than 2 hours without talking to he on the phone. Way too much hassle.
>>83250004These are so fucking disgusting
>>83250004Are you a mong?
This uber eats driver is taking the fucking piss. What the fuck is taking him so long to drive to the restaurant.
>>83250009no>>83250013yesfalse advertising: NIPIT TIN the bud, that's what i say to Amazon.
>>83250004Tin exploded so we put the rest in the canteen then in the bin because nobody wanted them
>>83250017probably had to pray to Mecca, amirite??? (no.)
>>83250026how the fuck did you explode a tin of liquorice pellets?
>>83249971Okay I'm curious. Do you think posts like this genuinely upset me, is that the intention, or is it not the intention and you just have this compulsion to post these things?
curious gay geordie
So much racket outside, a symphony of hedgetrimmers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRGJF-oFxy8>what do you mean support my local white bakery, nah>instead i'll buy off this boat wog who makes the food in his smelly unhygienic bedroomBrits only have themselves to blame.
Walked into that one lol
im really bored and depressed
might get a burger for lunch, feels like one of those days imo
>>83250098go on a mini pub crawl, better than being stuck indoors
>>83250102What sort of burger lad
tried finding gloryholes in my areafound some but not in my areanothing in my area
I think this uber eats driver is multiapping which is why it took so long for him to get to the restaurant. I will complain if my food is fucking cold
>>83250066you admitted to being tetchy because of a poor start to the day, i think anon IS pushing the right buttons to wind you up.but i cannot blame you, if so. my neighbours' pipes were wailing away at 5-6am every day for months. that type of thing drives you insane.
>>83250119>he didn't pay for premium delivery>he didn't tipGet what you deserve desu
might also get an Uber Eats when this xanax kicks in.i don't know how i had a year of that Uber One, but apparently i got it somehow and it expires in <1 month.cba to go out so i might just get some food shopping in. but i'd rather have nice food, ready to eat. might wait until dinnertime.
>>83250119>paying double the amount to have a jeet deliver you cold foodYeah all these delivery apps are fucking great, get off your fat arse and go get your own slop
>>83250121>tippingFuck off yank. I never tip for anything, keep that stupid yank shit in school shooting land. Nobody tips me when I do my job at the office.
>Uber Eats driver is 10 minutes away>preheat ovenmany such cases (all of them ;_;)
>>83250130Some of us aren't poor and can afford to have a private taxi for our food from a high class restaurant mong boy.
Cottaging later on x
>>83250120In theory yes. And of course replying at all looks like proof of>See, riled you up didn't IOr whatever. But I honestly have no emotional reaction at all to posts like that. Just confuses me why people bother. As if I haven't heard it all before irl.
>>83250134yeah and the cunt is fucking around the 3-4 different delivery apps letting your "high class slop" get cold Glad you can afford that shite lad lmao
wanna suck dick but dont wanna see or interact with the guy at all just his dick
i think the only takeaways i order that ever come actually-hot any more are when i get a Chinese. since stuff actually comes in covered foil trays swimming in sauce, it stays piping hot.>fries in an open paper bag loose inside a bigger paper bagyeah, your big insulated backpack isn't going to do anything there mate.
>>83250136You meeting a gay friend or are is it random? How does it work?
>>83250139for me it's this premise that 'if i got a reaction out of you, i win'.or even just 'if you replied, i win'.i don't get why it's a game. but if people's brains work that way, i hope they turn the game into 'tee hee i'm having a decent discussion on the message board...and people are ACTUALLY replying heheh'. i'd be right behind that, me.
>>83250148Gays just turn up have a brief verbal exchange and then we bum. Not a lot to it
in fact you know what would REALLY rake in the (You)s? original content.am i going to suggest /britfeel/ needs more drawfrens, again? yes. i am suggesting exactly that.
>>83250144Technically this is possible anon. Not saying you should pursue that though.>>83250148You cannot be this new anon. Even if that post was me, I'd just say whatever it is I was gonna go do. Not use totally outdated euphemisms. Seriously lmao, cottaging? These trolls show their age. Beyond uncs.>>83250152It's fun to people with extremely low maturity, antisocial psychopathic types etc. Just embarrassing all round desu.
IMO gays are just same-sex-attracted people and that's fine.but if you're just some horny toad living a high-shagging lifestyle, i've every right to judge you same as heterosexuals. and i DO view both '''slags''' and '''players''' the same way. at what point is it an addiction? do you not WANT meaningful relationships?
>>83249598I dwelled on it and ended up not taking any codeine. Just binged some food. I dont wanna be a drug addict. But damn, I'm tired of being bored. Wish there was shit to do in life when you can't get a gf.
>>83250157Right. You're actually gross
>>83250163>I'd just say whatever it is I was gonna go do. Not use totally outdated euphemisms. have you considered having sexual intercourse with your boyfriend in order to relieve your ongoing tension?
Just got up me now garn have a shave and a shower then get sorted for this wooty match.
>>83250168What tension. I just woke up too early. Maybe I should just pretend to be happy all the time and avoid these implications huh.
>>83250168It is none of your business what I do with my bf unc
>>83250113big mac i reckon
>>83250176Huh? You are always here complaining about your boyfriend though. Idiot. And I'm only 23.
>>83250181>only 23>onlyoh no no no, he doesn't know
chika doing his best to shit up the thread again. what a sad little man
>>83250185Most lads here are in their 30s and 40s. So in that respect I am young.
>>83250171>wooty matchI feel bad for the guy sat behind you
>>83250171cor this reminds me of a poster we used to have here.
>>83250200Never noticed how long Seans neck is.
what some film i can watch sirs
Someone needs to do audits of these travel tyrantshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUbDs5pATps
quite bored indeed yes i am
>>83250077based abdul feeding local families with delicious treats and making money while anon seethes from his boxroom
>>83250136you'll find it's called cruising nowadays mate
what are the evolutionary advantages of having a long neck?
wyd when youre bored and wanna do stuff but also dont want to but you know you should and it makes you anxious af but you just cant start its all so boringyou know what i mean?
>>83250241tell yourself you'll just do it for 5 mins and if you're not in to it you can stop. then you start doing it and carry on well past the 5 mins
>>83250240Fucking hell he looks so old there. Maybe he really is nearly 40.
>>83250232>oy vey eat that disgusting slop made in a bedroom shared by 10 boat wogs, you will love itKYS
>>83250240>>83250244Yeah Sean's aged the last few years. Must be the bag
middle aged geordie man cruising for knob action
>>83250240Predator detection. He can keep an eye out for the nappy police.
>>8325025332 is not middle aged
1 day until my next visit to an escort ladsgetting nervous now
18-29 young adult30-50 middle aged50-x old
>>83250265Hate to break it to you but 30+ is unc status. But you keep coping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G-4cjdpiqYI'm getting so angry watching these travel tyrants. They left him crying.
im 24, 25 on december 15th and I feel unc as fuck
>unc statusDont worry young lids, it WILL happen to YOU
Just usin me fables
Me? 36 and still feel young.
>>83250330Garn off myself before I get to unc status x
want to shag a co-worker but dont know how to get her attention
>>83250346said the same thing lad but we all lack the balls tbqfh
100% not joking I just shit myself, let out a fart and instead wet shit came out all in my underwear, had to shower and change.Now I'm starting to understand why helper uses nappies.
Put one in their bloody goal hole.
>>83250364How would you feel if you didn't go to Walmart this morning?
>>83250370Unironically one of my favourite picture of Sean. He looks so happy. Very wholesome.
I like living at home with mummy I like spending my free time putting toys up my arse and watching porn for 4 plus hours I like watching tv shows and movies in my bed all cosied up wearing panties I like grinding video games on the weekends instead of seeing people I like being single and without kids
>>83250270wor Chika is in the 18-29 range. imposter-san can't even remember last week, when Chika mentioned not yet hitting 30.
has HHL forgotten his laptop password hahahahaha dementia ridden fool!
>>83250240small_man_in_a_medium_size_coat.jpg
>US President Trump says airspace above and surrounding Venezuela to be closed in its entiretyHAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
>>83250386You are 32 Chika. Stop this nonsense
>>83250240Great blowjobs probly
>>83250120>you admitted to being tetchy because of a poor start to the day, i think anon IS pushing the right buttons to wind you up.but i cannot blame you, if so. my neighbours' pipes were wailing away at 5-6am every day for months. that type of thing drives you insane.fascinating yrtx4
Saturday all alone being pure pwnage and playing dollies on the anonymous website is it, champ?
>>83250423Mong actually typed the captcha in his reply lmao
Thought that was the Cheeky Girlies!
>>83250446>Mong actually typed the captcha in his reply lmaoSCREAMING AND CREASING?
PayPal support really take their time getting back to you. Kinnell.
>>83250456Kinda yea
Who the fuck still uses paypal in 2025? Boomer alert
>>83250444>pure pwnagecorrr remember Pure Pwnage? some funny bits in there, i miss those scrappy internet videos.
>>83250494That anon does and it has upset you deeply for some reason.
Work? TAXEDSave? TAXEDPension? TAXEDBuy a home? TAXEDSell a home? TAXEDBuy a car? TAXEDDrive? TAXEDEat? TAXEDDrink? TAXEDShopping? TAXEDInvest? TAXEDInherit? TAXEDSpend your money? TAXEDDie? TAXEDAt what point is this just THEFT?
>>83250494me, because i can transfer a balance there and pay for things without it showing up on my bank statement (and by extension, to the DWP and 'open banking' landlords).not even buying anything criminal. it's just how cash used to work.>hey mate, can we keep a ledger of everything you're buying today? just for our records.the pre-digital society would have found that insane. Orwellian, even.
Must be quite annoying having a poster live in your head rent free.
>Uber Eats driver is a young Chinese womanfucking DEI. at this point i am more comfortable with the Ahmeds. women scare me ;__;
>>83250504we gave the government consent to tax us when we elected them if you dont like that then vote libertarian
>>83250517nah if anything it's a source of amusement. i can conjure them up at any time and have a blast in my head.i suppose what's annoying is the risk i remember a post when i'm out buying milk or something.>s-sorry love it's not you, it's this thread on 4chan, and there's this guy with a long neck, right...
>>83250504They should come up with an incel tax
oh shit i need to prepare a video for when this takeaway arrives. mad how people used to just and eat food.
>>83250528there isn't a Liberal Party any more though. i suppose it lives on through the Lib Dems, but then you might as just well not vote.
>>83250380Proud of his medal he is
Ever push for that second cum after the first
>>83250541It's half one you mad head
>>83250561Once or twice, feels awful
Does mummy know what a big man on the anonymous internet site her special, single, friendless son is?
>>83250563dinnertime innit. not like i'm drinking (unless you count squash with xanax)
>>83250504my favorite is>get taxed on your wage>have to pay the local council tax from your taxed moneyjust taxception at this point, just a socially accepted mafia, hate the government which is why in my government job I do as little as possible to waste and steal money
>>83250567Feels good for me
>>83250576nah Death Tax is the worst. You need to pay tax are you are DEAD... bonkers
>>83250535>incel taxthat used to be a thinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachelor_tax
why are you all so angry about taxes when you cunts dont pay any of it?
>>83250593although I wont have to worry about that as I know no one whos worth above 325,000 quid
>>83250621because I do? gotten a 3% pay rise and im wondering what my new tax will be with the budget, I'll probably have less than before lol.
>>83250624know nobody with a property with 325k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI6GiZuqVA4
>>83250639ex alcoholic turned Buddhist boomer nan sold her house ages ago and pocketed the money, wont be seeing a penny of it, parents aren't worth that much either.
How many breakfast cups worth do you fill the kettle with lads if it's just you?
Cheese and crackers for lunch, feel just like Wallace and gromit really. Red Leicester and cambonzola for me if that's ok with you? It was quite ok with me yesterday indeed.
>>83250621Because it just proves there is no point working. If wagies stopped accepting being fucked over by becoming neet, the government would actually stop fucking you over. I have no sympathy for wagies. They blame us based neets rather than the rich fats hoarding all the wealth.
>>83250621>why are you all so angry about taxes when you cunts dont pay any of it?kek
shoulders done, 8 scrambled egg + 3 sourdough for lunch oh and aye and now it is time to shave and wash my very long, greasy hair.
>>83250712You're Turkish
>>832507228 bomboclat pussyole egg? What de hell Steven? Me feed a family o four on dem eggo
Another wrongun tranny.https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-child-sex-attacker-who-32962914
>>83250621i pay VAT. https://www.gov.uk/guidance/rates-of-vat-on-different-goods-and-servicesi no longer buy books, i would like some form of tax credits for all the exemption i've missed out on.
>employee discountShould be more really because there's a chance I'll end up processing my own package tonight
>>83250739No I'm not. I'm proper common british man. Probably chavvy.
Another wrongun male.https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/depraved-north-east-rapist-jailed-32969156
>>83250767i slightly get having paranoia or a persecution complex, and how that might genuinely come up in court.but if you molested a child and you know you did it, how does that work?>the police are out to get me! they're all out to get me!>'hello, it's the police. we're here to get you. but it's for the noncing you. did.'
If you disagree with being exploited by the government, the best thing to do is to make yourself economically inactive. The more men that do this, the more the government will have to actually start thinking of give us all a fair life (one apartment per lad, money for a few holidays every years and money for vidya).
>>83250744>family of 4maybe if this was amidst a siege and there were no egg supplies, who eats only 2 eggs?
>>83250789Local news sites are very depressing. They love nonce stories.
dont ever get a job britfeelersi miss neet lifestyle so muchi got no energies left anymore for anythingx
>>83250805Your first week done?
>>83250805you mean it didnt give you something to do, improve your mental health, give you a purpose and meaning in life, and that you dont get a good feeling from knowing that you are contributing to society?
>>83250712>. If wagies stopped accepting being fucked over by becoming neet, the government would actually stop fucking you over.are you a bit slow lad?The wagies prop up the bennies mongs, no wagies, no bennies
>>83250811I work and its bollocks but im 3/2 days in office so I just take wfh as a free day off to larp as a neet, its crap tho waiting lists for getting a diagnosis is years innit
>>83250795They never mention the evidence in these articles. It's quite scary to think someone can be accused and a jury will most likely believe the victim. Especially when the accused clearly has mental illness.
FELIS NAVIDAD!
>Searching for posts with the image hash FqG/+eh7/SA3KjABUK7AFA==. 221 results found.lmfao the state of his life
>>83250812The point being government will stop fucking them over if they strike in the millions. They won't though. They'll continue living with their parents on a full time job and buying overpriced slop for their miserable existence.
>>83247473this was interesting.one of the 'Slender Man stabbing' girls, now an adult living in some care facility HHL-style. found homeless on the streets. i do actually feel sympathy for her.but surely the bigger problem there is that her older transbian bf talked her into escaping? Stabber-chan comes off like she is a vulnerable adult.
the fuck is a image hash
>>83250835its what the uncs smoke
Favourite BBC girl lads? I have always liked Sophie and imagine her as being my mummy. She would take good care of me I reckon.
>>83250822Fake news. He only posted it 100 timeshttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/NGTOW/
>>83250810couple done now idk how im going to get used to itfking almost falling asleep at the monitor constantly>>83250811mental health was better when i didnt have to wake up to an alarm, actually had time for my hobbies, and could relax when i wanted to
SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN!
>>83250819i get there are rules and they might have a victim statement. but it's usually just about feelings.if someone's guilty, can they not just say what happened? when did the news stop reporting actual events?
Turkish mong pretending to be British on yahoo chat after he saw Notting Hill on TRT 1
>>83250815Benefits systems don't work off of diagnosis. You don't need one. If you had therapy or whatever for a physical illness, you can get letters and stuff from your gp and your medical records. >>83250846Oh, I was told by everyone that it's a cureall and I should get a job. Glad I didn't fall for their lies. Think it's like a virus or something. Wagies have to spread it.
>>83250843Many people use neet pepe images.
>>83250800I literally never eat more than two eggs at one time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-PyWfVkjZc
>>83250841Felicity Kendall in BBC's The Good Life
>>83250864Phwoooaoaarrr always fancied her. Would love a nice suburban farm with her.
>>83249693Id like an introverted bf. Sit on his lap and play pokemon whilst he plays whatever rts or something.But i am demanding in terms of food, i eat a lot. I need a lot of food
Anyone elses mummy obsessed with the sink being dry all around it and in it? One drop of water left and she sighs loudly and passively aggressively at me. Why are mummys like this?>>83250841I unironically thought you meant pornstar that is known for being a BBC fiend, but you actually just meant BBC presenter on the telly. For the former, Jia Lissa, for the second idk really but I sometimes fancy that woman that does GMB. Cat Deeley does This Morning now too, and she is well fit mate. I'd love to be her 'son'.
Am a 26 year old virgin watching pokemon living with my mum. Never worked never will unless sex was given to me. X
I'm just a saar, standing in front of a pretty pale white british rose white skinned sexy pretty garl asking her to redeem me
for me it's Konnie Huq. Charlie Brooker is a lucky man.it should have been me ;_;
>>83250873>Am a 26 year old virgin watching pokemon living with my mum. Never worked never will unless sex was given to me. Xwhat a life
>>83250850I just don't like it. Maybe not having juries for some cases is a good thing. I personally think it's ridiculous finding someone guilty of historical crime from 30 years ago with no dna or video evidence. So unless they've been discussing it (victim could bring it up in conversation and secretly record them) or admit guilt, I don't think there should be any prosecution. Many accusers are malicious or blackmail them.
>>83250868>>83250873yous two should swap contact info.
need to get one of them 4chan passes so i can post on 5g x
its the seasonlove and understanding!!!
>>83250877hnng niceI prefer Zoe though desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZqOBXoc_m0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcwqsy_4Nj0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksy8hy0wBRU <- She has IBS too. Probably does massive nasty farts.
>>83250852Me and me mate used to cyber chat on there around 2000. For some reason we got a lot of attention from women when they heard our voices on microphone.
Wonder what wrongun Edward has cooked up for us next week looking forward to it, apparently there's a part 4. Wonder what the fat spastic is up to right now?
>>83250805You'll get used to it.My first month of working after a year of NEETdom was hell.
ring a ling a ling a ding dong ding!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkXIJe8CaIc
>>83250872Deeley on smtv was her prime. You just know ant and dec were shagging her.
R is already in the pub. Barely been open.
>She added if men see a woman running alone in the dark there were "small things" they could do to help them feel "less vulnerable" such as crossing to the other side of the road. Why the fuck should I have to do that? Nah women should cross the road. It's not a woman's world. It's a mentally ill man's world at night. Always will be. They will never have my night walks.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g5z5z7ey4o
Are Laura asmrs lips natural? Never seen a british girl with such plump sexy lips
Started reading my VNs on auto mode. Corrrrrr! RSI can go fuck itself.
>>83250942She puts her lippy further above the lip to make them look bigger.
I wonder what lauras downstairs lips look like.
>>83250964Like a slab of beef sprinkled with onions sauce.
>>83250964She keeps showing more and more skin as time goes on, OF should be soon tbqfh corrr
I can't help but think most of the asmrtists and day in my life uni birds have had their mouths around cock. Once you start thinking about that, it's hard to see them as anything other than e-whores.
>>83250894cor maybe that other Richard Curtis film was right about going to America since they just find our accent sexy.(and by 'our accent' i mean 'Received Pronunciation')
>>83250970Might come as a shock to you there lad but almost everyone woman and a significant chunk of men have had their mouths around cock. Something to think about anyway.
>>83250967It's a line with a bit of hair unlike a turkish womans.
>>83250970I've had my mouth around cock too, am I a ewhore
>>83250970>it's hard to see them as anything other than e-whores.They always have been anonThey don't want to go full whore because that is too trashy so they just tap on microphones and whisper drivel into a mic They all look so fucking bored of doing it do, they put on a good act pretending to be soo interested in what ever shite they find laying around their bedroom
>>83250968OF will make her several grand a month I reckon. It depends what she does. Imagine if the bottom half of her here was nothing but skin.
god imagine them pink lips sucking the life out of you.
Incel hours
coming back to britfeel and its always the same topics and posts... feels like home x
>>83251005corr big middle class looking room that. even has a breakfast counter. her dad must be rich.
jakemans throat and chest
>>83251004True and they whine when they get a load of creepy requests from pajeets.
>>83250985what about wops? she's probably never have much intimacy.
I don't reckon Ruby has had sex once yet. She says she is not interested in relationships at this point in life.
He changes posting style when playing dollies with himself.
Might buy another cheeky VN in the sales. Why not? Well it's saving money isn't it? Course it is.
How big of a part of your day to day life is playing pretend online and on the screen in front of you?
>>83251079Wops is the true queen of britfeel!
>>83251079She's interested in tuppence.
>>83251176queen of big tits that's for true
>>83251145I and the father are one. How is that for playing pretend?
i wana crossdress while being gangbanged by obese black men
>sperging out about religion when nobody and I mean nobody asked *tips fedora*
>>83251176Rather have a middle class british rose to be honest.
Laura should collab with Lauren and do some massage parlour roleplay. I don't get why a sexy girl would want to hold herself back with pokemon and minecraft videos.
>>83251208She is. That's why she plays football with the girls. She's not fully out though so still dates men for easy money.
>>83251381>I don't get why a sexy girl would want to hold herself back with pokemon and minecraft videos.To spite you
gosh i hope ur all comfy cosy lads
I went to EVERY cex in Barcelona
>>83251472how many is every
Got some nasty throat infection, feeling very rough. Not good
think ive maybe been able to get off the bbc porn for good
For me? It's wanking to K-Pop Semen Munters.
mumberg threw my lamp in the bin whilst i was away and now i have to use the big lightnot happy at all x
>>83251449that i am my lad>heating on at moderate temp>freshly-washed hoodie + trackies>churros and hot choccy
blacked? it aint for me no more
>>83251518For me! It's a chinky chong standing LED lamp that lets me change the temperature and has 20 dimming settings.
Wops big meaty labia encapsulating your face
>>83250964She'll have a wonderful fanny, they always do.
>>83251513not rite if that's a real porno. it a wholesome fun flick for all the family.also i'm sure they can shit out 3D smut animations with AI nowadays.https://porcore.com/video/263/the-ultimate-orgy/this has S O U L
>>83251531Not womfy at all, probably stinks
>>83250970I am certain that all girls born after 1990 are sluts. When I was living in halls at university in the early 2010s there was not a single girl there who didn't have casual sex.
Testing 1 two fee
big light onbecause mumberg threw my lamp int binnot comfy at all x
OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPING AROUNDTOKYO CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND
>>83251586Maybe you should grow up so you can decide whether you have a lamp or not?
>>83251603Based and ultimate showdownpilled
I ate so much pussy in my life I'm worried I could have HPV cancer growing in my throat. Can I get tested for that shit?
only couple more days until no nut novembers is overdoes that escort incel paragraph lad still post?
>>83251643everyone has HPV. you shouldn't even consider it an STD at this point.
>>83251569All sharing the same cocks with some other skanks fanny juices still on it
>>83250811>contributing to society?>implying this crumbling shithole is worth contributing to
NNN killed my libido. I regret participating. I have lost all interest in women, sex, masturbation. Don't get turned on any more. Feel like my testosterone has gone through the floor.
>>83251675me too mate i thought i was meant to be popping boners 24/7 and cumming in my sleep
White women love indian COCK
The sunderland game is mental. From 0-2 to 3-2. HHL must be having the time of his life.
>>83250338Use your brain instead!
Ruth's Dad is in the Daily Mail moaning about the budgethttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15325133/Price-bottle-wine-increase-15p-Rachel-Reeves-confirms-alcohol-duty-rise-4-cost-tobacco-hiked-inflation.html
>>83251751>Ruth's Dad is in the Daily Mail moaning about the budgetfascinating
>>83251657Everyone has cancer, you shouldn't even consider it a disease anymore
>>83251751Again kekd
Anyone gonna max their ISA allowance this year?
didn't realise it was Saturday. forgot to ask mate A if she wants to hang out at hers, take pregabalins and play games again.tempted to just take pregabalins and play games here at mine. but then maybe when she wakes up, she'll ask why did i not go round and we do that together at hers.what a conundrum.
>>83251901>female friendant ad one of them in years, coming up on 2
>>83251901Taking epilepsy drugs that cause mild drowsiness and playing video games, what a life.
I wish I had become a tranny when I was young. Too late now.
>>83251914to be fair that does sound quite entertaining on occasion
>>83251928You really don't. You would have regretted it. You can't ever become a woman, you would've just been a castrated man with mutilated genitals, probably end up becoming an hero.
>>83251914>>83251938sure is. we played that Easy Delivery Co. last time, was a laugh.
>>83251432No she's insecure with her breast size. Poor babe.
I think small knockers are beautiful.
>>83251751That's what you get for voting Labour. They did this to themselves.
>>83252003Same. Love a flat chest on a lass.
Sat in front of my laptop eating my dinner like the total fucking loser I am
>>83252017If you like a flat chest youre probably a nonce
>>83252028>If you like a flat chest youre probably a nonceYou sent that freak flying
>>83252028Are nonces attracted to adult women now
Scammed by maccies>order grinched big mac>don't get grinch socks
>>83252072Chargeback de lad, they make enough money
>>83252028Wrong. I like flat chests on adult women.
Creaders of the rock
i'm pretty like drugs
>>83252125This is what I call a high quality post.
Fraggle Cock
Treacle pie sauce
I love anime girls so much it's hard to describe.
todger
>>83251751She must be costing him thousands every month in inventory losses.
>>83252171Dexter was a Chad.
Reckon Scottish lass' dad is some rich landlord or other lucrative job title.
>>83252197He's a cuck he watches me fuck his daughter's prolapsed arse every night.
>ywn go to a nice cosy country pub with a british rose gf
>>83251958I would've kept my cock and been a sexy tranny.
>>83252197Her father doesn't work due to a hidden disability, fish odour syndrome. One day he stinks of fish, one day he stinks of shit. Some people can smell it and some people can't. He was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield University. One of the five great guys plus one knows the person who diagnosed him. It is very misunderstood and very unpleasant. If he never had fish odour syndrome he would have worked all his life.
>>83252219Me? I would have cuddled you and sucked you off. Corrrrr.
>>83251751He voted Labour. He's an idiot. Now he'll be paying for mentally ill doseers, refugees and single unemployed mums having more sprogs. Bennies + PIP here I come.
>>83252225You would want me to dump my tranny load in you?
Might have to knock out a few more kids myself and get on that child benefit grind
>>83252233Definitely. Would mind you shooting a thick load down my throat as I grope your tranny tits.
>>83252239Get in there. I bet the single mums are well pleased with the recent budget. More sprogs, more bennies.
>>83252250Interesting you use whites regarding the child benefit cap, despite the fact that the vast majority who benefit from it being removed are Muslim browns.
Single, aging mums all over the country are on the hunt for bbc cock thanks to Labour. Got to get them sprogs out for more bennies before their eggs are all gone. What a life.
That young girl will definitely be a single mother to a half black son called Jayden one day.
>>83252246Yes. Then we could film it for the OnlyFans I would have.
>>83252176She needs to be careful with how much she's drinking, she doesn't want to get fat.
ive got to out outside to get my flapjacks, I really dont want to
>>83252274The boy is her son
>>83252274She probably already is lad. The 18th birthday balloons in the background mean she's probably at least incubating a sprog now or on OF.
>>83252291She's a small lass too. Probably going way over the recommended units.
>>83252224It's such a shame he's a terrible role model to her. At least her step dad has brought her up well. I would hate to be the son of SSM.
>>83252250She's a proper fat cunt isn't she? The type to tell you she would starve to death without her benefits
>>83252326She's not SSM's son, don't be silly.
I've applied for Question Time in Dover. Hopefully I get to ask a question about immigration.
>>83252003Ok Mark Edwards settle down lad
>>83252333Of course she is. SSM creampie tour of 2001 was in Scotland.
>>83252277Don't fucking think so mate. You'll be my personal cum cow. Your cock would be mine and if you provide me with tasty delicious semen every day you'd earn the privilege to fuck my arse.
i have decided that women owe me sex. but i am being scientific about it. this is my hypothesis, now i need to find proof that it's true.
>>83252331Just don't get the mentality. These women just exist to have sprogs, take them to school and go up the high street all year round.
How many Britfeel lads fantasise about slurping cum?
Based WoltemadeBig Nick Energy
New AB up lads.
>>83252344Mark used to love going into psych wards and meeting little girls for sex that's how he met Marie
it's raining now so i should stay inside. which means i should probably just stick to a few tramadols until i hear back from my pal. if she's up for hanging out at midnight, that just means i won't feel the cold as i stagger over to hers.the only problem with this plan, is i WILL want a coffee to perk myself back up, but i've no milk.
>>83252387Do you like the taste of cum Chikalad? Would you recommend it?
>>83252344>>83252406Sick, he stinks of fish. It not right
>>83252361Nah I don't get it either cuz some bloke is actually shagging that land orca
>>83252416Somebody trapped that cat into another dimension! Not right and not fair!
>>83252420Wonder if Marie could smell it?
>>83252417Variable. And I wouldn't particularly recommend it.
I hate cats. Tried to catch my neighbour's cat yesterday but it got away.
>>83252482Why's that? I like the taste of my own cum so I imagine a cute femboys hot cum would be as good.
>>83252458Sex is sex lad. She's a biological woman. She has value.
*informs the apus tom stoppard has died*
>>83252495Because people often regret these things. That's all. You do you though my lid.
>>83252516What's it feel like someone ejaculating down your throat? Must be a strange sensation.
Why are there so many gays, trannies and porn-brained degenerates here?
>>83252530Why are you such a wee gay boy? Afraid of a little cum, cock and titties? The pleasures of the flesh know no bounds.
>>83252530Question is, why are YOU here?
>>83252510didn't know who that was, i feel so uncultured.>Published works>1985: Brazil co-authored with Terry Gilliam and Charles McKeown, script nominated for an Academy Award>2005: Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith dialogue-polish of George Lucas's screenplaytwo of my favourite kinos. RIP ;__;
>>83252521Can only know if you have done it.
Lebara mobile has for some reason broken my access to 4chan when I'm out of the house and off my wifi. I've been on their app and made sure I've not got any content blocks and it worked before, but today it wouldn't load any pictures of the captcha for me to be able to shitpost. Highly inconvenient. Wasn't even able to answer that lad about bouldering and say he probably could make friends there if he's capable of making friends.
>>83252521i imagine it's like swallowing a big chunk of mucus
Mummington is bringing me back fish and chippy oh lovely oh aye
>>83252553Would like to try it at least once. If I don't like it then so be it, but it seems like a good experience.
>>83252552your phone is a computer. couldn't you try pinging sys.4chan.org? Lebara might not be to blame.
>>83252552Paki network mate no wonder it doesn't work
Howling at this lot getting upset over some public photography. Bellends.https://youtu.be/InnWAd8xGMc
there is a shop where i could get some milk. good five minutes' walk away, mind. not sure if that's worth it.
>>83252552Virgin media did this to me a few days ago "verify your email or buy a 4chan pass" but yet it worked on my wablet it went away after a while, still annoying though
>>83252574how is that Virgin Media? that's 4chan.
Security mongs make me giggle so much. Just the way they bark orders like they have any power. It might work on the average mong, so I suppose guys like AB will always encounter them.
>>83252567And yet I bet they have girlfriends or wives, have a nice home to go back to at the end of the day, a decent income, hobbies, friends and of course pussy from their significant other whenever they want. While you on the other hand have...
>>83252561The site loads and I can see posts, just specifically not images or captchas. >>832525625 quid a month and no price increases, probably rather be pakid than jewed by O2
>>83252593He has an unhealthy obsession with watching audit videos and pretending he's going to start auditing himself but never does it. That's got to be worth something.
>>83252593Haven't you claimed it's impossible for lads in low status jobs to get girlfriends and wives, Turkmong? Make up your damn mind!
Need a HHL wollocks status update ASAP
>>83252599He never will, he's too much of a low agency pussy.>>83252603I'm not turkmong.>>83252605Currently sweating off a ban.
https://youtu.be/VS6ixn2berk?si=mP4rLQXXWEQZ2DJEbaby why dont you come over I am going gay for 2026. getting a bf n thats it x
>>83252552Lebara mobile grt my pp blood flowing x https://youtu.be/2F71L1DoQzw
What a fucking match that was. Got soaked in that rain but was worth it in the end. Necked a wint and a pie now back homes and getting womfy. Will probably order a webab wrap later x
>>83252595>I can see posts, just specifically not images or captchas. they're on a different subdomain. maybe even different servers.https://status.4chan.org/that sidebar on the right is MEANT to check the different ones for you.doesn't work any more, i think (says things are down for me when they're not).but you can see the subdomains, they're the data-server attributes of each <span> tag.this could NOT be simpler, bloody zoomers.
>>83252625Oh aye sailor x
People like to point to Les Miserables when arguing that long prison sentences, especially for 'minor' crimes are harsh, but looking at it from the other side when Jean Valjean left prison he actually didn't steal again so hey you know maybe it works?
Turkmong audits. He wanders the streets of Istanbul handing out roses to white British women after they have had their turkey teeth done and harasses men who've had their hair transplants done. Very tiresome work but somebody has to do it.
>>83252624>sort his packageshe means his willyOFCOM BAN THIS FILTH
>>83252625Thought you were in the naughty corner for a few days, lad?
>>83252496Aye. Some men don't give a fuck. Grim like.
>>83252625There he is. Post a din dins update for us lad.
>>83252625You're banned, go away and be banned already. >>83252626Ok thank you mr clever clogs, it may surprise you to know I'm actually a fully millennial network engineer I've just never given anywhere near enough shits to investigate the inner workings of 4chan.
Footspacker turning gay because of his crippling porn addiction. Sad and also cringe.
Uh oh, I would be shorting the Turkish economy right now, pic related!
Female hole(s)
Ialways feel when i introduce my Mammy to ppl I know they will like her.Ave Always felt like I can hide behind her A bit bc shes jst naturally like that with ppl.So ITs like."The hard part is done for me I can relax" As she talks to ppl.We were at Mass I ws talking to Sister G n she ws like "Is this your mother" I said yea I jst always know it will go well Its hard to explain. Not like me Am whats called a liability.
>>83252646you're always a network engineer when it's convenient.well i'm a professional detective. and i am calling you out on your lies.
>>83252625Garn full scale tonite, lid? It the weekend
Gna have a nap now
>>83252682>Am whats called a liability.a cute liability x
>>83252717imyxx
>>83252692I'm actually just always a network engineer. Unfortunately this exchange has reminded me that I haven't done any training for my ccnp enarsi exam today and I'm supposed to be doing some every day, now I'm annoyed. Bollocks to you Sherlock you double nigger.
>>83252682>Am whats called a liability.when it comes to friendliness and the piano you're what i'd called HIGH-ability
>>83252723>cuteI assume you have never seen the picture of crossy here?
Crossy
>>83252739Pipe downs, seethemong
>>83252739the one with American products in the picture that you can reverse image search and find the original Kiwi Farms thread for?that one?
Scottish fanny
>>83250767Probably Aborathey.
Christ, scrump and eve need to stop being so obnoxious. Peter Whittle dies and the first thing they do is dance on his corpse and scream about zionism. Just banal at this point.
>>83250873>where is my unemployed bf who lives at home with mummy playing pokemon, i want sex with this type of man sooooooo bad!
Doing some good farts tonight - my only comfort any more.
>>83252785I keep farting and that causes me to shit myself. It not right. Must have been something I ate.
>>83252775Yeah I saw that too. Regardless of their point, I don't like crass things like that. Celebrating when people die is pretty grim no matter who they are in my opinion. Reminds me of when Online Christians :tm: were seething and coping when the old pope said that he hopes hell is empty. Imagine not hoping that hell is empty lmfao. Imagine being like "yeah I hope there are souls suffering eternal torment, I'm such a heckin good person". What a joke. Vindictiveness is just cringe.
Sean is banned buy posting off trip?
So Jesus was born in Bethlehem, but is 'from' Nazareth (according to the census which never happened??) but also lives in Galilee? Oh and at some point his family live din Egypt?I dunno, this all sounds like people are making up backgrounds to fit with established prophecy. How would anyone even know any of this stuff about him anyway, nothing really happened in his life until his 30s. Before that he was a nobody peasant. Just doens't add up imo.
>>83252808His entire life is shitposting here about his ill-gotten benefits and what he eats and drinks. He can't stay away.
>>83252812are you confused by the concept of 'travelling'?
>>83252291I think she'd look hotter with a bit more weight on her. I always assumed she'd have a nice thicc body, but she's actually surprisingly slim.
>>83252812And 25th Dec is his birthday but not really but we don't talk about that x
>>83252800They just encapsulate the absolute worst of the dissident online scene in my opinion. Completely and utterly obsessed with muh jews and muh zionism, totally averse to any sort of change or action decrying it as fake/co-opted while also advocating for people to essentially do nothing and read classics and magically the west will rise again or whatever. Plus gay bashing while eve is literally a biological male and scrump has sex with him. They're just sort of catty shit-flingers at this point, which is a shame because some of their earlier economics focused streams were pretty good.
>>83252812>making up backgrounds to fit with established prophecy.Well...yes
>>83252800I know I celebrate when gays perish.
>>83252812Here's a shocker, Jesus was brown.
>>83252625Ban evading cunt.
>>83252840They're alright, I don't take anybody too seriously now anyway. Best to just get useful info from people but ignore them when they start talking rubbish. Everybody is a moral hypocrite anyway.
>>83252176Guy on the left could be Ruthmong if he bought some shoes, ventured outside and was a tiny bit social.
>>83252785I have ibs, my craziest ones are in that half wakeful state when ur tossing and turning in bed. Legit did one that was 2 full seconds long this morning which doesn't sound long but in fart time that's eons. Laughed myself awake.
>>83252868Oh for sure you've got to detach yourself to some extent, but just rubs me the wrong way. I have a cold shell but deep down I'm very sensitive really. Curious that you'd say everyone is a moral hypocrite though, I think most people are, but I find BAPists aren't for the most part.
>>83252886Forgot the small matter of not being a fez wearing ottoman turk living in Turkey
>>83252886>>Guy on the left could behe doesnt own shoes XDDDDDDDDDDD
>>83252176Me in the middle x
>>83252176She got gangbanged by both of them.
We all do lad
felicity kendal in a flasher jacket and bootsoooh yes
>>83253008That's her father you sicko
Homosexuality is disgusting and unnatural. We never should have legalised gay marriage.Children below the age of 18 shouldn't be able to change sex.Homosexuality should be tolerated, but begrudgingly. It should be a private matter, we shouldn't have sex parades in the street or degeneracy over-represented in the media and pushed on kids.Bring back shaming of gays. That's my manifesto and I endorse this message.
>>83253131He looks too young to be her dad.
>>83253178you are saying things that i not only disagree with, but are hurting my feelings.
>>83253178We need to employ a dont ask dont tell law country wide.
Chinky helperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0ozTH5t-7o
Saturday already almost over wagies! Back to work on Monday!
black friday nappy sale for sean
>>83253232Please don't remind me of my fate.
Waiting for that Wortnite update to finish so garn have a few wokkles now. It Saturday x
>>83253243my new life on the rightx
hi ladst. :)
>>83253314Hi spastic
i have made an origami cat>>83253314hello
Saturday night sad sack total fucking loser posting hours isn't it ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChZ-4Foso24HOWLING
>>83253343Shut up paddy and tarmac my driveway
>>83253339sitting here in my underwear debating wether to get a chinky, i was up at 5 and its probably too late to have a big meal now, i had 4 sausages and chips and a cheese and ham sandwich today but im not getting enough veg in my diet ill have some tomorrow with sunday dinner but idk what to do idk if im tired because im sleepy, tired because im hungry, tired because i want a shitI just dont fucking know anymore.
>>83253339Not for me I like it heh
>>83253333>>83253335fucking hate pitbulls lads
>>83253343Is this what universal credit mong spastics get up to in their spare time?
i have deleted my origami cat. why?1. pitbull hate. needs to be punished.2. wasn't actually mine. stole the image.
>>83253178>>83253214I think we should shame homosexuality, but only because the shame makes it even hotter when you're glarking on some guys cock in a public toilet.
tucked up in bed with a glass of red, bag of crisps, some gummy worms and about to stick a kino on. we womfy oh aye x
>>83253416Is this the life you envisioned for yourself when you were 10 years old? What happened to that little lad full of hope?
>>83253422Ban evasion again. Also eating like a child.
I really would quite like to have some sex.
>>83253431clearly not HHL you mong
>>83253416This is why normal people can't stand gays. Fucking disgusting.
>>83253443>>83253424Fuck yes so hot. Call me a faggot.
personally im not too arsed about homosexualswhy care about anything when youre a prole init
>>83253435Me too brother. I'm not at the stage where I want a brojob though.
>>83253453Deep down you feel intense shame that overwhelmes thou. The disgusting things you've done, and you can never undo... this rotten existence you live, going from one putrid experience to the next, letting your body be used as a fucktoy. Life was not meant to be this way, and you can still save yourself.
Imagine being cuddled up with a woman that loves you
Vast majority of gays are also paedophiles desu
me rn irl desu lol
almost time for a new thread for you to seethe in
>>83253538I don't think you can be LGBT without being a nonce. Shit is disgusting.
ohhhh maybe i can't go round my mate's anyway. if we sit around playing games until 5am, i'll sleep through the day and i might miss the postie tomorrow (yep, on a Sunday).can't risk something like that.
my girlfriend won't give me any alone timegen alpha are SO annoying
>>83253577just set ur Discord status to invisible LOL
>>83253538A lot of them were abused as children. It's how they reproduce.
had a wankington to a thai ladyboy
>>83253577get a long distance gf lad. best of both worlds, it lush x
>>83253577NONCEOldest gen alpha is like 13/14
>>83253638>long distance gfi know the concept predates the internet, i always took it as almost a euphemism/joke. "haha yeah he's away for work for a few months, it's a... LONG DISTANCE relationship!"but there's some very obvious things you are missing out on if you are not physically in the same room. how is it a 'relationship'?
>>83253658seems like you were the only one to clock that lad
>>83253671It's not. Just one of those weird copes that people make until they break up.
used to have e-sex all the time with my internet gfsad those days are over now
>>83253717i actually have a swedish egirl i talked to on my phone and she would talk about sexual things but im an incel so i declinedalso i stopped replying to her recently because i dont enjoy female companyor any company reallyshe is quite good looking though
just popped a zop.mate A will understand. can't just go swanning around people's houses when i'm on medications, can i? also it's raining and cold.
>>83253753How did you meet all these friends who are girls?
On me 4th wokkle nows x
shes so cute lads
Looks like the Marie drama might have finished off SSM for good now. He's channel and videos have been gone for a week now. It over x
>>83253882it's the one person. although there's mate B who i need to see more because she needs pregabalins, would have popped them by tonight, but she's been having mental and physical health shit going on.nearly everyone else, i've cut out of my life. male or female. you know those mates who just disappear? you don't fall out, they just...go? that's me.
>>83253959Doesn't explain where you got all these mates to start with
>Welper banned>SSM in hidingCorr the twolls are on a rampage. Makaveli will probably be next. Bring war xxx
might be talking bollocks because the zopiclone has kicked in and i'm all spacey woooo lads it is a BLASTanyway also ordered from that Gopuff place. getting a 5 quid mystery bag of groceries (non-vegetarian). fingers crossed for cooked meats.
>>83253975because drugs are cool lad x
>>83253959You were supposed to deliver those pregabs to B a month ago, that's what I mean by girlsSo there's A and B, any other ladies we should know about?
>>83253975when i had a bigger circle of friends (basically i went mental) it was just like real life social networking. some people from hobbies, some from work/education (pre-NEET), some from nights out.and you just speak to people who speak to other people.now i'm on the opposite end where i'm all cut off, i get it when people say "school was your last change to form friendships" or whatever. i THINK i can rebuild SOME of my social life.do you have any friends? one will do. yous could go to gigs and start talking to people.
>>83253958There's more apparently. They have saved the best for last
Wonder what HHL thinks of the SSM Marie drama?
>>83254004>So there's A and B, any other ladies we should know about?not at the minute, no. will have to rebuild bridges with people. i think they'd even understand it was all addiction shit it wasn't them it IS me.but also i could meet new people. mate B is in a band, she knows people. she'd already introduced me to people i got on with. including lads. LADS! i need more lads in my life, /britfeel/.
>>83253979Gert cat life is next she got caught hitting one of her cats. Nasty woman she is
new thread for you good sirs>>83254108
>>83253958Hope he's in prison the fishy nonce
