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less than a month till christmas edition
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All the animals come out at night
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>>83254119
see foxes quite regularly when i come home in the evenings now
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On me last weer now then garn on the VK x

Gard order that webab wrap soons x
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>>83254101
not right what she does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQHMRJIZ2UY
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Gert Viczster sex arse
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These slags would rather die than get off the cock carousel for one weekend

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/25658047.teenager-died-told-resume-contraceptive-pill/
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*drives a gritter down feel street with the spreader adjusted to the right angle to hit apus faces with the grit*
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>>83254149
I bet she had a few BBCs in her tuppence during her short life.
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4th in the Premier League x

How it should be x

Fuck Newcastle x
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>>83254123
They've been coming down my street for years, usually one sometimes two, has a cheeky look in everyone's garden and then fucks off, probably not the same one because they've been coming down here for well over 10 years that I've noticed, their mating call or whatever is awful, first time I heard it I thought a woman was getting raped desu
I like them though, wonder where they hide during the day
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>>83254158
Can't stand that orange skin fad
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why he posting off trip?
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>>83254183
>first time I heard it I thought a woman was getting raped desu
growing up i lived right on the edge of town near some fields and woods. never knew for years it was foxes, was never sure whether to call the police lol
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>>83254212
Crazy right and you can hear them from streets away, they haven't been doing that yet but the one atm comes down every night at exactly 11pm
Interesting how it must have a set route every night at the exact same time, or a watch
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corr she grew up fine.
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My farts are putrid
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had a right good cry at the end of that kino
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>>83254284
it's mad how they put all that makeup on and even that doesn't satisfy their insecurities so they have face filters on top of that, her face looks cgi ffs
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>>83254164
what will happen when all the African mercenaries fuck off?
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>>83254164
>Man United at the bottom
LOL
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>>83254198
Can't stand it. Girls look much better pale. Most men will agree.
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>>83254319
Yeah she goes overboard with the makeup. Looks like a fucking clown now. She was on a bad batch of birth control so that affected her mood and confidence for a while.
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>>83254311
What kino
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>>83254369
Ronin (1998). It's very sad how things never quite work out for a team. Kino car chase scene on the streets of Paris, though. Wouldn't have anything like it these days without CGI.
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On that VK nows x

End of an era x
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Watching this old video of R from five years ago. Looks so different.
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>>83254403
She will have been a child 5 years ago, so yeah.
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>>83254387
My boy De Niro, I'll have to check it out, been watching a lot of his movies lately
Watched Heat for the first time recently, that shootout scene phwoar
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>>83254319
If I were her brother or dad I'd be getting a wet tissue and wiping all that gunk off her face. Makes her look cheap.
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>>83254369
I'm the anon you replied to and it was Train Dreams
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>>83254284
Ugly orange slag caked in make up with bad tits
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>>83254164
>Fuck Newcastle x

oh hey aren't you ban evading? suppose i'll just to have to...
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What drink and or drugs lad?
Rum for me
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>>83254432
on that single malt lid
cheers
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>>83254432
was drinking some red wine but on the water now
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>>83254424
the tits look tasty ngl, we got a better angle of them?
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>>83254411
It's very much worth it for the car chase scene and mid 90s Paris. Have seen Heat a few times too. Might have to rewatch that again soon too. They are both on prime video.
https://youtu.be/MxxH0lZSYgU
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>>83254432

Just VK and Brasseries for me tonight. Not garn full scale. Sick of severe hangovers.
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Worried about SSM lads. He's been struggling with the loss of his Dad and now the twolls have brought the Marie stuff back.
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>>83254467
They pushing him to suicides Kate Middleton style x
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cold dark nights x
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>>83254410
Well she has like very brownish blonde hair. Looks twelve though so shan't link the video.
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Unironically starting to believe there's a conspiracy to get NEETs to kill themselves now. There's too much going on. Maybe HHL was right all along.
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>>83254467
Deserves it. karma always come back to bite you in the end
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>>83254467
fuck him JUSTICE FOR MARIE JUSTICE FOR BABY TRISTAN JUSTICE FOR BENJI
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>>83254496
or maybe the NEET life is conducive to suicide? hmm
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It's just a bunch of Tory freaks online trying to cyberbully NEETs into suicide. They are sadistic vermin. Remember Craig Cloutier?
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>>83254461
I just finished the Pusher trilogy, Danish gritty drug dealer movies, first two have Mads in them, his first full length roles
Really good, the 3rd was very dark and probably my favourite
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>>83254501
Nah look at the converted effort to troll SSM on YouTube and the cunts here who post pics of HHL and his family members. Something is going on and it's insidious af.
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reading britfeel from my staircase bath
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Ice bucket challenge. That's was a cute video. Must've been 2016-ish.
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Worried about HHL lads. He's been struggling with the loss of his trip and now the twolls have brought the neck stuff back.
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>converted effort
kek lmao
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>>83254496
I'll never do that otherwise they win. Just leech for decades and live comfy.
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>>83254527
That's a good use of space. Just don't slip down the stairs when you get out of the bath eh?
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Worried about HHL lads. I don't think he's been banned he's forgot his trip code due to dementia and now the trolls have brought the nappy stuff back.
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>>83254455
https://youtu.be/Ojmh6pYJNcA
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>>83254421
>Train Dreams
As soon as I see the movie being made in 2020+ it's an immediate red flag
How gay was it? Be honest
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>>83254432
Nothing, I have a sore throat and sinus infection, feel terrible.
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>>83254426
Announcing a report is against the rules x
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>>83254462
Soooo... are we all just accepting the HHL is ban evading?
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>>83254579
if by gay you mean woke, it was about a white couple living in the Idaho wilderness during the turn of the 20th century. quite beautifully shot actually.
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Seething faggot is livid his mortal enemy hasn't been vanquished.
It funny.
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Finishing off this VK nows x

I support military action in Venezuela x

Launch the F-18s x
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>>83254565
that cgi face though
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>>83254467
He's heading for another Christmas Day breakdown.
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>>83254529
>Ice bucket challenge
Hated that whole era, everyone and their Mums was making daft videos for some random disease about 12 people in the world had
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Bullies like Maduro need snuffing out x

Trump knows what to do x
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>>83254655
Do you remember about shitting yourself? Remember to change the underwear
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>>83254721
Fuck off Therese Coffey you fat tory pig cunt x
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>>83254733
Therese 'Fat Glenda' Coffey, now there's a name I haven't heard in a while.
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new look > hm
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>>83254755
She is a disgusting fat cunt. A typical Tory female pig who hates poor people.
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I always said he would get his comeuppance. This is only the beginning of his downfall.
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>>83254772
SSM or HHL?
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Just necked that AU can now finishing off that VK x
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>>83254772
HHL, but happy for that sinky nonce to go down too
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Webab wrap ordered

Garn full scale nows

https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=l100_PoPRMiosKUZ
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Local shop closed. Just fucking missed it.

Full scale mode cancelled. It overs x
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I'm messed up.
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the archive being funny for any of you lads too?
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Well, that's the last of the wooze finished off. End of an era x

Fuck the lot x
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I'm 31 and I've never had a gf, sex, or a passionate kiss... Think it's taken a toll on me mental elf
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Just admit that HHL would batter you and you're seething
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>>83254885
I won again. World's biggest loser stay losing
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>>83254904
Same m8 x
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Wonder if Laura will be celebrating St Andrew's Day
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Did you lads hear about the BBC using bodily fluids to do Nigel's makeup
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>>83254912
I'd piledrive him classic Undertaker style
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Can't even play the new Fortnite season because it keeps crashing.

Fucking hell man. Why am I being punished.
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Ruth's bodily fluids
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Might just stick on a film when me webab wrap arrives then crash out cba me x
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David Goodwillie
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>>83254976
bossman getting a big tip?
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Fanny juices
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Webab wraps just arrived x

All paid for by the taxpayer x

How it should be x
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What does womfy mean
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Just did a wet fart x

Need to clean up x
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>>83254850
What's up Iad? Anything you'd like to vent about?
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>>83255020
Hope you had your nappy on. Don't forget about cleaning up your mess this time.
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digitally regressing into nostalgic comfort
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Niggas need to pipe down

This isn't Manchester 2007 vibes. Fuck your New Labour mixed race cringe bullshit x

Heil Hitler x
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>>83255039
5 was better imo but good choice, loved the music in those games
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>>83254850
Got an 8 30 res at Dorsia
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>>83255012
Women Only Move For You
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Rich Jews run the world

Muslims think they winning because Jews let them have businesses in the UK you still pay ya taxes to the Jews and Royal Family lmao

Muslims are slaves just like the white working class x
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Let's see Sean Allan's card
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You can't fight the people who rule the world lad
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We're all fucking slaves to the Jews and the Royal Families.
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wasted 30 burgerbucks on a fansly sub that renewed itself
gutted lads
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Just necked that webab wrap me.

Fuck the lot of ya x
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>>83255135
next time try necking yourself ha ha! x
only joshin x
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if I cover up the middle of the 'p' on this pizza box it looks like it says nigga
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>>83255119
Post her pics to get back at her
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>>83255065
That's Bone. And the lettering is something called "Womfy Rail".
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Nobody will snuff me out x

https://youtu.be/LKJjNN3iSxI?si=D02bcZ7JP4xK9Bhc
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>>83255152
you wouldn't like it. It's a fat lass who uses massive strapons and her fists on her boyfriend
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>>83255143
Pipe down toryboy x

I will forever just to spite Tory cunts x
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>>83255165
*I WILL LIVE FOREVER JUST TO SPITE TORY CUNTS

FUCK THERESE COFFEY AND FUCK KEMI BADENOCH X
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Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch
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Just finished them beans. Garn neck these beans with sausages nows.
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>>83255186
Settle down. All you do is get drunk and eat lots of food.
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>>83255213
rKemi
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>>83255238
Pipe downs toryboy x
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Tories are dead now. They are barely polling above 10% in the polls now. Why does HHL even give a fuck them now? He should be more worried about Reform.
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>>83255186
pipe downs
a black woman is speaking listen and learn x
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>>83255283
He has alcoholic dementia. Doesn't remember much from one day to the next. To him anyone who criticises his lifestyle is a Tory boy.
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>>83255283
Know your lore. Tories pushed HHL to suicides when Boris was Prime minister. They took away his PIP in 2020. He has had a burning hatred for them ever since. He especially hated Rishi Sunak.
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>>83255296
He needs to have his PIP taken away again. It will be glorious.
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>>83255287
Rich black women can fuck off. They are American capitalist-cringe Netflix tier. Sponsored by Apple x
Sponsored by McDonald's x
Sponsored by Nike x

Fuck off and die x
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>>83255304
Nah mate how about rich scum pay more tax on their mansions? That sounds better than anyone lsoing their PIP.

Time for the rich scum to finally take some Ls.
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>>83255341
Except that isn't how an economy works. You end up with less tax money.
All your bennies are gonna be taken away because of Labour's retarded economic policies.
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When every rich scum cunt is finally hanging from a lamp post I will die in peace x
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don't know why you don't just use your trip hhl
no janny pays attention after about a week.
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Sad little alcoholic, never achieved anything, never tried. Lied about being disabled to claim benefits, and expects everything to be paid for him, and also wants everyone that's paying for his pathetic life to bed killed.
What a wretched life.
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Torygraph and the The S*n trying to whip up anti-NEET hatred again. They want a new David Cameron 2010 style. Not gonna happen.

Fuck you and fuck the Tory machine. Especially that old decrepit cunt Rupert Murdoch just die already you old bastard lmfao.
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Oh aye x

Crossy knows the score x

https://youtu.be/61q6lxKFvaQ?si=Wvh2nIK2rNJFMV3_
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His lifestyle couldn't exist without these people who worked hard and made something for themselves, but he simultaneously hates them because they have things he doesn't. He never tried, but he feels entitled to everything anyway.

He barely feels the cognitive dissonance any more, it just gets drowned out by the drink. He drinks to forget. He chose this life. One day he'll be dying all alone of liver failure, with his care paid for by those same hard workers that he hates.
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Gonna have a party when that rich cunt Rupert Murdoch finally croaks it x
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Garn play some Wortnite now

Chao ragie wagies and toryboys x
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>His lifestyle couldn't exist without these people who worked hard and made something for themselves, but he simultaneously hates them because they have things he doesn't. He never tried, but he feels entitled to everything anyway.
>He barely feels the cognitive dissonance any more, it just gets drowned out by the drink. He drinks to forget. He chose this life. One day he'll be dying all alone of liver failure, with his care paid for by those same hard workers that he hates.
Melty
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The seethe against the rich here from Sean is hilarious. I wonder what his threshold for rich is.
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Today's been a productivearse day indeed X
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>>83255186
>THERESE COFFEY
I'd unironically give her a pump if she offered
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New Fortnite season fucking sucks.

Feels soulless and corporate like Call of Duty. Where's the dreamcore vibes?
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>>83255567
You been farting a lot lad?
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Helper's World might have collapsed but the vibes remain x

https://youtu.be/wL9_8-meJPs?si=sjw3xS8NDtSu9hbJ
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>>83255496
Anyone that has more than a fiver to their name
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>mfw them American missiles start to hit Venezuela

Oh aye let it happen x
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Stupid tsunami thing has ruined Fortnite

It over x
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It's Klaus Schwab's world, you're just living in it.
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>>83255835
Klaus is just another Jewish shabbos goy puppet like the Saudis, Qataris and Americans.
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>>83255389
NEETs are the only people who truly get that wage labour is a scam. The only people who are a true threat to the system.
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New Fortnite season is so fucking bad. Garn take some getting used to. The new map is fucking dogshit x
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Garn beddingtons now feel shattered me. Sleeps and dreams are free so get in there. Humans haven't been completely taken over by capitalist demons... yet.
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spacker hours whats even the point
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>>83256183
More like NEET hours
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Beddingham does indeed beckon
X
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Necking them waterz in beddingtons and watching some YouTubes me. Womfy vibingtons x
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>>83256366
I bet you smell weird. Most spackers do.
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>>83256563
His long neck emits a certain unique odour. Some people smell it some people can't.
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>>83256366
>Necking them waterz
Hope you got a nappy on. Otherwise you'll wet the bed again.
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My name is Janet R Scrymgeour.
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>>83256869
Hello Janet R Scrymgeour
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farts smell sour rn
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just took a shit and the poo was very short but incredibly thick, proper chode like, arsehole in great pain atm
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>>83254922
Probably not. She finds Scotland pretty depressing. She wants to move to Greece.
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>>83257123
Thoughts on Greece as a Turk?
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I have actually been to Greece and really enjoyed my time there
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>>83257136
Never been to either country lad.
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>>83257159
>Never been to either country
You have
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Why won't Ruthmong post proof that he is a brit?
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>>83257248
He's spent years LARPing as a white British man it's a part of his identity now
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>>83257248
trans anglo
he's heckin valid
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>>83257167
That definitely wasn't me.

>>83257248
>>83257283
Not that sad. White, British, never left this country.
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British woman is quite hostile towards a shoeless man at the playground.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1p9nc6e/she_had_a_problem_with_him_waiting_for_his/
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i wouldnt even mind if ruthmong was a turk, he is a good lad thats been dealt a shit hand
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>>83257390
Sorry to break your fantasy but I'm just a white British lad into British roses.
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>>83254467
Worst thing is Marie was of age when they were shagging. The trolls really lying because they have nothing on SSM
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>>83257421
Gotcha. Why would a British person say oh "I'm into British people" instead he would say I'm into white women. The mask has slipped Turkmong we can see your brown skin
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>>83257439
She was mentally ill and had the mental capacity of somebody much younger that's what the issue is. Little lad here thinks manipulation and harassment is acceptable behaviour, have you not seen the evidence or are you too braindead to sit through a 10 min video and see it for yourself?
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SSM's crayon eating club out in full force defending the fat alcoholic dole dosser nonce at 6am.
What a life.
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>>83257459
What video? I know of Marie and SSM. Its old news. They were dating when Marie was of age, and as for mental capacity, did you forget that SSM isn't exactly mentally sound either you daft cunt?
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>>83257389
This could be ruthmong if he went out. Wife, kid and still gets to live his shoeless dream.
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a lot of unemployed in turkey I bet. no wonder ruthmong is here all day
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>>83257459
>She was mentally ill and had the mental capacity of somebody much younger
Same applies to SSM though
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SSM haters on suicide watch
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I can't believe there is even and discussion that SSM did nothing wrong. He manipulated a vulnerable adult with learning difficulties into a sexual relationship. SSM might be a mong but I wouldn't say that he doesn't know what he is doing. Hang the cunt.
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>>83257714
But SSM clearly has some disabilities too. Are disabled people not allowed to date?
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>>83257757
According to racists NO
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Little lads here emotionally attached to a fat unemployed alcoholic mong spastic, birds of a feather flock together huh
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>>83257844
who/what are you emotionally attached to?
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>>83257844
t. seething SSM hater in teams
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>>83257854
Not SSM Like you LOL
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>>83257857
>in teams
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Well lads, it's the day of my next escort visit.
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>>83257936
What are your expectations and hopes for today?
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>>83257936
Don't forget to shower and shave to impress her
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>>83257498
He has enough capacity to live on his own and make his own decisions. He decided to groom Marie that's the fact of the matter.
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>>83257939
Expectations: talk for a bit, let her know I'm inexperienced, ask her to guide, try oral
Hopes: I get a raging hard on and have penetrative sex.
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>>83257988
He drove 6 hours to Scotland to see her and paid her parents money to have sex with her
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>>83258017
>try oral
Giving or receiving?
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>>83258017
genuinely feel bad for this prozzie
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>>83258021
both
was thinking of 69
>>83258030
why
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On a Lebara 4G router 4Chan will not load. Is this Keir Starmer at work again? CUNT.
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SSM downfall inevitable and you love to see it
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>>83258046
Pay paki prices get paki service
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it a doggy dogg world x
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>>83258058
Good point well made racialistlad. Not even my 4G desu but EE works fine so I use that instead
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Whts fr tea mammy x
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>>83258101
finish your breakfast first x
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>>83258103
Ok mammy x
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>>83254108
good morning, friends. I was thinking about getting a sausageroll maker from bnm today, what do you boys think? come over and I'll make you one.
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>>83258043
>was thinking of 69
grim
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>>83258043
When are you meeting her? Please provide us with an update immediately afterwards
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>>83258126
What does it do? Can just put seasoned pork in puff pastry no?
Sounds like one of them things that ends up in the kitchen cupboard desu
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Might rub one out quickly
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>>83257988
Lots of disabled people live on thier own.
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>>83258234
probably will be desu, but I assume it can do any similar pastry as long as the juices don't leak or explode under too much heat.
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>>83257925
>Little bird tells me nonce hunters might pay him a visit soon

Keep dreaming twat. The Marie stuff is old news and no nonce hunters have shown up. Cunt.
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>>83258030
If I were a prossie and someone from here walked in I'd kill myself on the spot.
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I swear to god this SSM marie stuff the trolls are brining up fucking almost 10 years later is just SAD. No life twats.
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>>83257935
Thanks for sharing your passport picture lad.
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>>83258311
>>83258294
Little lad wanna cry? Filled his nappy? Why are you so upset?
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off to welhurst wark in a bit
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>>83258333
You'll be crying once he returns to youtube.
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>>83258341
You off to watch Ngubu?
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I found a new bint for Ruthmong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbO4j7KDIOw
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>>83258344
You'll be wanking once he returns to YouTube by the sounds of it. Getting emotional over SSM on a Sunday morning
What a life!
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>>83258302
Not him but, bit of a miserable cunt aren't you.
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my parents stopped being religious within the last decade or so, they still wanna celebrate Christmas but i dont feel Christmas without Christ in it
the only christmasy thing i do anymoren is watch the ashen guy review advent calendars with the other bloke but it just makes me sad because im like "oh it's this time kf the year again"
and then christmas comes and im sad because it passed so fast
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>>83258348
Finally. A woman with good taste in video games.
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>getting stalked by ruthmong
Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
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>>83258366
Ruthmong going to run her off youtube in about 3 months.
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>>83258381
I wouldn't even wish it on ruthmong
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>>83258347
aye lad, love me ngubu x
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Anyone remember Tristan? The boy that SSM accidently killed which is what caused most his family to disown him and why he had to move far away.

Justice for Tristan and Marie
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>>83258381
he'll never leave the house though so it's not too bad. my dad had a stalker when I was very wee, but I still remember seeing her outside the house one evening just looking in the living room window. police got involved soon after that.
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>>83258348
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbO4j7KDIOw
why can't I find girls like this ffs
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>>83258395
don't forget benji the dog lad. not right what happened to him.
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Got to go see my dad today so he can show me how to replace glow plugs in my car, stupid thing doesn't like starting when it's cold. I think I could probably manage it myself with youtube but I don't think I have all the correct tools, and it's probably nice to see him and my brother since it's been a few months. Bit of a debacle really but we'll make it through.
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>>83258395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QAAW5qUUL4

Sick man
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>>83258402
They are going to be almost always taken. It's like finding a needle in an ocean to find a girl actually into good vidya.

Emily Wops acts like shes into good vidya and is picky about what she plays, yet every time I see her on stream she is playing literal fucking shovelware and can't even name the big releases of the year.
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i should get a hip flask for boozing when out and about
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fuck's sake Twitter
should be the law that if you run a website, humans have to handle the moderation, not bots.
we are talking about a potential crime here.
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>>83258397
>police got involved soon after that.
Can they do anything though?
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Holy shit this is the hottest mukbang i've ever seen. I'm rock hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1CEbdcEaaQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enQXXrwb6uE

How can SSM be the one in the wrong when Marie is the one jumping from guy to guy.
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getting stalked won't get me a gf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtSqZlMYHCQ

Travel tyrant cunts strike again
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>>83258407
It's good that he's willing to help, a lot of people would struggle themselves, and getting to see them after a few months will be good.
Hope you have fun.
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anyone here still enjoy Christmas in adulthood
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>>83258558
no. i'd say 'the food' but frankly i'd rather not have the food, because i know i'll gorge myself and get fat from days of leftovers/chocolate.

my brother's kids and his wife's son come round for a few hours, before going back to their respective parents. it's fun for an hour or two then it gets exhausting.
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>>83258558
not me but my gf
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>>83258562
i dont even do the food, last year i had a microwave chicken meal for christmas and tbf it wasnt bad
>>83258587
how is that for you, i mean do you have to pretend to enjoy it to or are you just rolling you eyes everytime she gets exited
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>>83258558
not really, I enjoy the quietness because in my area everyone fucks off which is nice, I will be eating sausages and mash with some trimmings but I eat that semi regularly anyway, just another day really
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>>83258602
>last year i had a microwave chicken meal for christmas and tbf it wasnt bad

i've spent the last two Christmases alone in my flat.

v. comfy. had turkey sandwiches (with wholegrain mustard) to pretend i at least did something. then went for a walk and watched whichever Harry Potters I WANTED to watch.
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>>83258558
Sick of it all lad

Never had a Christmas in my own house, we always visit me granbergs, which is nice dont get me wrong but fuck me id like to relax over christmas and not sit trying my best to stay awake because my grandad MUST watch 4 hours of footy/golf/F1/what ever sport is on telly ( we can interrupt that ONLY for the kings speech)

After the dinner and an hour of small talk it all goes quiet for the next 4-6 hours

Every single christmas, even as a little kid, absolutely dying to play my new vidya or what ever, NO you must go sit in your grans to 8pm waiting around like a fucking mong
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i know it'll be some slop but i might get something like picrel in this year.

or if i don't need a whole turkey crown, does Morrisons do slices of roast turkey at the deli counter? maybe people buy it all up ASAP, or MAYBE most people aren't loser NEETs like me (would be handy.)
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>>83258646
that actually looks really nice
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>>83258646
How about you cook something yourself instead eating precooked slop
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>>83258646
>>83258662
this tho, that isn't even remotely hard to cook and it'd be 10x better than that shite.
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>>83258658
looks like pretty standard slop inside. really i just need the turkey. happy to splash out on pre-made turkey gravy and pigs in blankets, then make up the veggies/yorkshires myself.

>>83258662
i am meeting you half way.
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Might freebase some cocaine later today
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>>83258681
depression food
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>>83258602
i think its wholesome how into it she is and i support her where i can but im glad when its over, luckily for me this time she'll spend christmas with our sprog at her parents
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>>83258685
Very based, in the most literal sense.
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>>83258681
incredibly grim this desu imo
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>>83258694
why aren't you married yet anon
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>>83258681
getting pic related kind of a vibe from this absolute slop
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>>83258705
marriage is a boomer concept
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the issue with singleton cooking is scale. Morrisons used to sell these topside of beef mini joints that were 200-300g. 30-40 mins in the oven for a medium rare, made a lush gravy and there was enough left over for sandwiches.

i know i can probably go to a butcher's and say, "hello, please could i get your smallest turkey joint? yes, like that one, but please cut it in half. it's just for me."

i won't. too embarrassed.
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SSM ran off YouTube kek

The fat idiot.
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>>83258733
let's not rush to conclusions. it's probably just YouTube violating freedom of speech, while Mark has been advised not to speak up by his solicitors.
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>>83258725
>200-300g of meat which leads to leftovers
are you 5'2 and 7 stone or what, 300g of anything isn't touching the sides
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>>83258741
he will back on the piss within a few days lad, he cannot help himself, everytime people point out hes a massive wrong un he just hides for a while until it all blows over
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I never used to like christmas because I don't really like my family very much, started enjoying it now I spend it with the wife's family. They actually have fun instead of a forced game of monopoly that nobody enjoys.
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>>83258771
i actually thought i was over-remembering. what i'd do was simply pick out the lightest one. i am not good with metric but if i could get 0.173 kg of beef for under 2 quid, great!

that is MORE than enough beef for one person. if you buy 500g of beef mince, that's four portions. you have it with carbs and vegetables, that's how meals work lad.
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>cringe at something you used to say, do etc
>few years later you realise "that was cringe"
>this cycle then repeats itself
>in the current moment you think "I'm now no longer cringe and am fully self aware"
>really probably aren't, in a few years you will look back on your current self and cringe
Corrrr. I just can't escape the cringe.
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>>83258725
You could just get more and then eat it in leftovers and sandwiches. Leftover meat is best meat.
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>>83258792
as a fellow neurotic, i promise you it fades with age.

if anything i regret not being MORE cringe. i wish i had some DeviantArt Sonic OCs to fondly look back on, i missed out ;__;
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>>83258791
500g of beef for FOUR portions? thats 2 for me and thats if i've eaten my 6 eggs and sourdough for lunchlingtons, if not thats being bumped to 350 ish
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>wage has just hit de banklingtons
>a smooth 12,015.34 available

cor
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>>83258837
cor nice one lad

>Overdraft remaining:
>157.42
and to think i was panicking a week or two ago. i keep telling you guys: just ignore problems. they actually go away.
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We have to be realistic: Shippy is most likely a notorious paedophile.
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>>83258837
>12,015.34 available
Proof?
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>>83258837
Dolemongs could only dream of such vast riches, lad. Well done.
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>>83258792
Aren't you a middle aged bloke? That's the kind of thing teenage girls think about.
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Think I've got a hole in my tooth, keeps being painful when exposed to cold. This is not good lads, I hate the dentist more than I hate my ex wife. I don't actually have an ex wife I was just trying to do boomer humour, did it land?
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>>83258860
>vast riches
tbf compared to the price of mortgage deposits and the general price of everything its fuck all really, decided that the first 10k doesn't exist and is a red alert emergency fund so really I have around 2k , no matter how much money is in there I never feel actually secure, I hate this country.
>>83258857
cant really do screenshots of my banking app tho, although given enough time + full time work + living below my means its not too hard to eventually build some money up.
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>>83258816
I don't really care that much, it just sad that you always think you're self aware but probably aren't really. It only for the truly enlightened.
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>>83258883
lad you could post all the proof and the dossers still wont believe you, they cannot comprehend the fact that people can earn or have more money than their bennies overlords will permit
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>>83258892
How much do you earn, big man?
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I've got nearly 25,000 wagebux in the bankingtonshire and it's literally nothing anyway. Fiat current is a joke. I could buy like a whole car with that. Or a deposit on a house. Wowowow. Amazing.
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>>83258900
a few quid above minimum wage lad
Just under 25k saved up at this point
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might revive my 'trying to cadge money from Chika' gimmick.
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>>83258892
I dont even earn that much but I just do this insane thing called saving, although I remember on bennies I couldn't have more than 6k and years of having less than that I would imagine would lead to the mindset of anything higher than that being some out of reach impossible thing
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>>83258907
>Just under 25k saved up at this point
Proof?
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looking at homes in sunderland, mental how cheap they are
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I like some slop songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opQQ2mbXuwI
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>>83258907
Zero proof you have 25k mong boy.
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>>83258914
6,001 pounds does seem incredible to me. i just care about living day-to-day. anything i could actually want, that would more than cover. some insane gaming PC, maybe.

i mean i'd gladly take a house or a Mercedes Benz, but realistically i would sell them and move to a (decent) one-bedroom flat.
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Proof that proofmong isn't a bellend?
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>>83258921
>>83258928
You lids post your miserable bank accounts and ill think about it
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>>83258905
>I could buy like a whole car with that. Or a deposit on a house. Wowowow. Amazing.
What's wrong with those two things?
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25k is totally believable. Proof mongs savings are all coppers in an old tin of quality streets kek
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>>83258929
think for a single bloke I wouldn't have more than 2 bedrooms in a flat, ends up being too much cleaning
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>>83258935
And there we go, as I called it. No proof.

Burden of proof is on you mong so you can't use the 'no you!!!' play here.
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>>83258923
a few places in the north east do that gimmick where you can buy a house...for a single pound!
but then the catch is you have to prove you can (and will) refurbish it. you're effectively paying to rebuild a run-down property.
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>>83258939
Nothing. It's just not that much in the grand scheme of things. And that's all basically from saving over a few years.
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could get a mortgage on a cheap 3 bedroom house as im int norf but what would I do with that many rooms and then id have to heat it properly. Wish bungalows were more popular with a basement and a garden, now that would be quite comfy and decently sized.
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Taking his jar of coppers and 5ps to Asda so he can buy a takeaway
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>>83258935
here was mine a couple of weeks ago.

now it's >>83258847

the only reason i won't post a screenshot again is because i don't know where my USB cable went. what's your excuse?
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>>83258958
You're absolutely obsessed with him, kek. It's hilarious that somebody has done you so hard.
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>>83258956
Buying a home is not that much in the grand scheme of things? What kind of big plans do you have in life? Own a yacht?
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>>83258905
If I had that much money I'm getting jaw surgery. Why are normies so obsessed with muh house and car, that's not going to make women attracted to you
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Had my first con artist christmas delivery...

Ordered 1 pack of 4 of the same items, 2 in the box, weight on delivery label is for right for the 4.
Box seal wasn't tampered with.
I will be sending them back and getting a refund if they don't send me another two AND, I will shame them online, or fuckup their chatbot.
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>>83258987
That would be a deposit for a house with a mortgage, not a house. Either way, no not really. I hardly care about money. That's why it's sitting there in the bank doing nothing. It's savings accumulated over a few years and it can't elevate my life in any real sense which is the point.
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>>83258993
Laughed out loud reading this
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>>83258947
>>83258979
>what's your excuse?

I simply cannot be arsed lads, quick check of my banking app says ive 26.185.99
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For me it's Glasgow tenements, oh aye x
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>>83258993
im on the invisalign, tray 3/60 so far
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do want a PC tho, not built one since a teen in 2014, back then a grand got me a very good one, not sure what it's like nowadays.
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>>83258975
as a young'un i had this Pokemon: The First Movie popcorn bucket filled to the brim with coppers.

i used to take them up to the local Post Office in my pockets, in increments (didn't want to be caught dead with a Pokemon thing at 11 years old). the wagie lady would seethe that she had to count all this change and give me pound coins.

nowadays, it's all done by machines. soulless.
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Lads excited to get a tenner in Christmas card this year.
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>>83259021
it's mad seeing the costs of graphics cards nowadays. they're hard to get and those alone can be well over a grand.

i remember when Oblivion was coming out, all the forum threads were
>will $1,000 be enough for a PC to run this at max settings?

of course it will you fucking dafty.
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>>83259021
1k won't get you very far these days for a good PC
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MRtEiZTRg

They left in soaked in piss and rain. I am really starting to see these travel tyrants as the worst people in the country.
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>>83259015
have these been gentrified yet?

all those nice bits of Edinburgh, those were once Victorian tenements for the plebs. crazy.
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>>83259013
It's quite funny because I dont know exactly but I probably have pretty close to 25k as well. Probs closer to 24
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>>83258999
>I hardly care about money
Isn't your job moving money around? Not ideal
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>>83258983
Go away long necked cunt.
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>>83259036
>>83259035
really? ffs, how much IS a decent pc, as in something that would run modern stuff on high settings
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wonder what kind of hovel chika lives in
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>>83259051
probably about 1.3k now
that's from scratch
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>>83259050
I know you think every poster is him (the price you pay for allowing him to live rent free in your head), but you're wrong.

Garn piss you off for a bit eh lad.
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>>83259021
RAM prices are fucking insane these days. You should set aside at least 2k for a nice PC that can beat consoles.

3k if you want to go all out with top end specs on everything and run everything on max.
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>>83259048
Isn't everyone's? The economy is fake.
>>83259052
It's a nice house actually.
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>>83259063
Change your nappy giraffe boy.
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>>83259073
>Isn't everyone's?
NTA but mine isn't. I work with my hands.
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>>83259078
Kek, good one, he can change his nappy, you can't change your personality.
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>>83259072
>3k if you want to go all out with top end specs on everything and run everything on max.

fucking inflation
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>>83259051
honestly i'm happy enough with older games and emulators anyway. maybe it'll be great to get lost in GTA6 for months at a time, but i won't feel like i'm missing out.
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>>83259080
I sometimes wish I did too. Probably so many people are depressed because deep down they know they haven't actually contributed physically to anything civilisationally speaking. Corrr it not lush.
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thoes liquid capsules you put in the washing machine re really good. my washing have never smelled so fresh
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>>83259082
You can't change your neck.
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>>83259088
I haven't really looked at vidya since rdr2 came out, not sure if modern games are even worth it but the new arma looks alright, I know stalker 2 came out but idk if thats any good, id probably just end up playing the games I used to play again
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>>83259091
i like the powder because i can measure out how much i need.

why yes, i do wash everything on a quick wash.
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>>83259091
I've always been low key tempted to eat them.
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>>83259096
As I said, I'm not him.
Is this your new obsession? Moved on from using lollers to get your kick about children and adults sleeping together.
Look at the effort you put in, all these edits, kek. Same cunt that did all the /britfeel/ trying to put us all down.
You're such a sadsack.
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>>83259080
Same here. What's your trade if that's what your referring too?
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Reckon Chika has hairy eyebrows
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>>83259088
i was all for building some big fuck off gaming PC a few years ago but the more i thought about it and the games id play i soon realized there was no fucking point to it

Bought a 2nd hand PC with a GTX1060 for like 300 bong units and its been great for any games i attempt to play (ETS2, TF2 etc, nothing super demanding)
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>>83259104
i use the powder and the capsules might be overkill but whatever
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>>83259107
that was a craze a few years back wasnt it
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>>83259108
Long necked cunt brings up noncing for no reason.
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No point in working as a ugly short undesirable male. Rather live with my mum and neet. Order takeaways and watch pokemon approaching my 30s. Theres fuck all to do outside with no gf.
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Time to do a shop run for some bacon. Need to make some soup
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>>83259129
You'll be obsessing over him all day, and night, and every following day and night.
What a life you live.
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HHL has relatives all over the world
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>>83259143
You disgusting nonce.
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Phwoar good R&R this was X
Verily
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What an obsessed faggot.
I'm going to mention HHL constantly to wind this anon up. Oh no, wait, he does it to himself.

Might neck some wokkles, me.
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>>83259145
Wonder what kind of disability the guy on the bottom right has
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>>83259143
Think it's love tbqh
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>>83259145
>>83259153
Wonder what kind of disability the guy bottom left has
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>>83259145
is he wearing pampers under those shorts?
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>>83259141
Buy some pasta for me, please.
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>>83259152
lad hes done you right in

You are the only one seething like a mad cunt here lmao
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>>83258558
No, I'd happily just ignore it and treat it as another day. It's gay consumer capitalist bollox that we're all coerced into partaking in. It also means I have to see my horrible shitlib sister.
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Why does Central C use so much muslim lines in his songs like inshallah. One point he even raps about mandem celebrate eid but not christmas. What the fuck is going on in this country?
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Not obsessed lad but I wouldn't be kneeling in front of the pedo flag desu

>>83259161
No bother. Rigatoni alright?
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>>83259167
All youths use inshallah now, it's basically british slang not just a muslim thing. You would know that if you had friends
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>>83259168
>pedo
yank go away
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Nobody gives a fuck what I or anybody else says.
Amount of times people slag each other off, and nobody complains. Now we have this "random" anon suddenly chirping in? Fuck off, kek.

Put some effort in, you obsessed faggot.
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>>83259168
>Rigatoni alright?
I prefer spaghetti.
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>>83259173
Never heard anyone use that ever irl. Spose I'm not the type to hang around children though.
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HHL has an unusually long neck
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>>83259173
Then what about the fucking 'mandem celebrate eid' bit you smug mong?
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had a pho bo for lunch. it a loverly
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>>83259173
think its tongue in cheek though, one of my mates says the various allah phrases, inshallah, wallahi, alhamdulillah, mashallah but dislikes muslims
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>>83259173
I have never heard anyone but muslims say inshallah and I have friends and a gf. I'm probably the chadest of the chadest here.
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>>83259181
>HHL has an unusually long neck
Proof?
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>>83259174
Bwahaha make me ya little bitch

It's alright though I was just leaving. Bacon and lentil soup needing made.
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>>83259185
Me. You. Chad off at noon.

>It's past noon

Nevermind
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>>83259207
ffs wrong one
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for me it's 'bro'. annoying American shite.
but i found it cute as a teenager when girls used 'dude'. so i don't know what my standards are.
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>>83259213
No point having standards really, waste of time and energy
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I put the laundry on, going to piss down tomorrow apparently and i have to go out in the morning.
Might get a deliveroo in the middle of the Amber warning, for a giggle, foreign cunt can bring it to my door a few of them have phoned from the car "pls saaar i am here come to car!"
FUCK OFF, CUNT! YOU'RE GETTING WET TOMORROW!
There's always a tip for the white lads though, rain or shine at this anons house.
None for darkies.
I'm also taking a photo and submitting it to immigration.
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funguys, is black mould relatively new? was it introduced to the UK in the 20th century (like asbestos or Japanese knotweed)?

old books and films do NOT have black mould in them.
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>>83259221
i was thinking about doing deliveroo for a bit of extra cash back when i had a moped
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>>83259221
for me it was a Chinese woman yesterday. thought she was a student from the little picture (with fancy books in the background), she was maybe 40 IRL.
total waste of time googling how to pronounce her name, then coming up with a really clever joke she hasn't heard before. 0% tip.
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>>83259221
I don't do deliveroo but if I did I would never ask the customer to come out to my car. Literally your job is to bring food to the door. Buy a fucking brolly if your scared of getting wet.
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>>83259225
>black mould
>The fungus was originally described scientifically in 1818 by Christian Gottfried Ehrenberg as a member of the genus Stilbospora.
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>>83259231
It's oversaturated with workers now.
Weekends in the morning are decent apparently.
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>>83259251
Are you white? you sound white.
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>>83259258
Aye. Very much so.

I
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>>83259253
dont have the moped anymore anyway so its a mute point
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there are a bunch of 'Borax Direct' type websites but i have no idea if they're legit.
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>>83259266
>moot
Yeah i was just using the reply as a vehicle to share a bit of deliveroo gossip i've had with the white fellas, and maybe, if you get another moped you can optimise your time.

What happened to the moped?
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>>83259221
Might make an app, getityourselfoo, a totally new thing never been seen before. I have to confirm all the details, but I'm thinking you find a shop that you like close by to you, or within an acceptable distance to travel, and that's where I'm at, maybe something like you go there yourself and get it? I dunno, would people go for that idea do you think?
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Ruth will be kissing Will under the mistletoe this Christmas.
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What about thinkforyoo? An app where people log on and it makes the decisions for them?
Would the lazy fuck world of cunts support this?
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Hearing reports that SSM has topped himself.
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>>83259275
hm, needs some workshopping. could you add an option where someone nearby goes and collects it, then drops it off at yours?
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>>83259267
just get pic related it works a treat
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>>83259275
No, people can torture non whites to ride bicycles in hurricanes, seb zero temperatures and the like, for fun.
Sounds more enjoyable than your idea, though you might get a few weirdos who don't value their time who would sign up.
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>>83259283
He'll be back at Christmas. He did this a few years ago when Cloutier went too far.
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>>83259293
If only the wogs knew it existed
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>>83259272
>What happened to the moped?
got nicked, 2 bikes in 2 months im not buying a 3rd just for that to be stolen to
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>>83259296
What do you think he does all day when there's no cameras?
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>>83259301
you referencing the little black boy who died arnt you
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>>83259283
Imagine the death farts as his body swells....
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>>83259307
He's said loads of times that he gets bored, which is why he drinks and gambles.
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Here's an actual good idea. rage rooms are all the rage, where people go to vent their frustrations, but what are they really frustrated about? I'd say general life and the madness that surrounds it.
So, I am pleased to announce, the concept of the world's first sane room. You go in, get a nice cup of tea and a slice of cake, get to put your feet and watch comfy old TV shows. Ocassionally have somebody walk into the room and say hello, then leave. No risk of getting stabbed, child friendly so your kids can play in safety.
I think that's a winner there lads, got to say.
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>>83259303
Fucking shite that. Mate had his robbed out his garage last year.
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>>83259319
the muslims have the right idea when it comes the thieves chop their hands off
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Reckon helper should do vlogs ssm style. Id watch a couple.
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>>83259303
Sorry to hear that. Lad next door chained his to his porch, open front garden, they reversed a truck onto his garden, broke the chain and wheeled it up the back.
Police wouldn't do anything even with video.
I always figured id bring mine indoors, bit of newpaper or tarp down if i owned one.
Can't trust any cunt out after dark now.
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>>83259317
I'd pay for premium, where a blonde white nurse comes and sits on your lap and tousles your hair or beard for 5 minutes every hour.
Sign me up.
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>>83259339
>I always figured id bring mine indoors
i was thinking this but its just too dangerous
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>>83259331
Just want marmiteman4 back desu
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>>83259283
>Hearing reports that SSM has topped himseIf.
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>>83259281
Maybe he'll split. Life isn't a fairytale lad.
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>>83259347
Sorry lad, none of that sort of thing in the sane room.
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>>83259351
HAWG cranking anon here

Bringing it indoors is perfectly safe, it can be a pain the wollox dragging it in and finding a suitable place for it
Just turn the fuel off (if you can) and there should be 0 chance of any leakage , i usually drag muh hawg into the kitchen if there's a big storm or its windy as all fuck, blew over last year and wrecked the handlebars
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>>83259363
Why are you sitting hoping for that lad?
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Imagine the wedding photos of Ruth and Will.
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>>83259425
He's probably not the best lad for her long-term. I doubt you were mature in your early 20s.
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>>83259368
What about a half-erection room?
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Had a few cans with my dad yesterday while we watched the football. Decided to ask him about the CP, prompted by the lads here I suppose. First time we ever actually spoke about it directly.

He told me that he was never a paedophile. He swore up and down that he's never been attracted to a child in real life, let alone touched one. He said he was a pornography addict, he was addicted to more and more extreme forms of pornography, and it just evolved in that direction. He asked me if I believed him and I told him I did, but I'm not sure that I do.
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>>83259292
There is an option like that, but they take it to a depot further away from your house to what the shop would be, and you can't use transportation to travel to get it.
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>>83259442
Nah I wasn't. I had a few lovely girlfriends in my early 20s but I didn't meet my long term girl until 27. I hope the best for them though.
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>>83259447
well shit. keep an eye on him
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>>83259455
Aspic is the work of the devil.
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>>83259444
Checked.
I didn't want to do this, but can't deny the digits. Fine, I'll add a perverts room somewhere on the grounds.
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>>83259438
Probably won't happen. Marriage is a scam.

>>83259458
It's a shame some guys will never find love.
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is there some Indian equivalent to AliExpress?
or those Indian pharmaceutical sites, do any sell other health goods?

i just want trve coal tar soap. ideally for less than a tenner. i'll handle any problems with imports. if i have to do it scale, i could probably sell them to suppliers in England.
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>>83259438
Ruthmong is the background photobombing
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>>83259467
>Probably won't happen. Marriage is a scam.

Lol you think Ruth will never get married?
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>>83259388
Good for not getting it nicked but couldn't handle the floors getting dirty desu
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>>83259474
Legally you're alloowed to witness any wedding I think.
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>>83259467
>It's a shame some guys will never find love.

It's mostly their own fault. You are a prime example. You are a bitter weirdo who has wasted every single day of his life, and your only skill is coming up with excuses and others to blame. Obviously you're never going to find love. And that's fair.
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>>83259476
She will be getting married - to a black man.
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>>83259447
Hope you can manipulate him to top himself. No other option for nonces I'm afraid
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>>83259483
I'll be competing with hundreds of guys for a girl. It's not worth it.
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>>83259447
>i swear im not a nonce, all that CP was just resting on my hard drive
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>>83259463
>perverts room for Nurse affection
There will be lines of men down the street and around the corner.
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>>83259493
That's not really how it works in real life lad, but like I say, you are skilled at coming up with excuses.
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>>83259447
oof.
i mean that might all just be true, but i get your reservation. ultimately it comes down to how he feels.
mean maybe he IS a paedophile, but then never acts on it. or maybe he isn't, and that was just him exploring extreme porn the same way he's given scat a try.

if he has paedo feels, encourage him to speak to a therapist. they won't immediately ring up the police or anything. that's only if he's at risk of hurting others (e.g. says he's going to kidnap a child tomorrow). then yeah. but for the most part, worth exploring privately with a professional?
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>>83259447
Why does the thoughts of kids being fucked excite and amuse you?
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>>83259501
They won't be repeat customers, as I'm installing flamethrowers in the pervert room. I'm also only having a few "nurses" who will be kept in a caged room next to the perverts room (can''t have those whores walking around where there could be sane people receiving/recovering from treatment.
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>>83259502
I'd much rather read Ruthmong posts than the sanctimonious shite you post on here
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>>83259512
the apple never falls far from the tree de lid
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>>83259491
I won't be doing that. To be honest he lives a sad life anyway. Whatever punishment you might want for him, his reality is far worse.
>>83259499
Basically my reaction yeah.
>>83259510
He's been seeing a therapist for years, first in prison and then as part of his parole conditions. And yeah, I dunno what to think.
>>83259512
It doesn't?
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Got some Simon Howie bacon for the soup. Not the best but better than tesco own brand. Lidl Scottish back bacon the best but couldn't be bothered driving across town.
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>>83259473
Amazon used to do it, i used to get it for my nan and her mates.
Oh, no wait that was carbolic soap.
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>>83259521
I see you are comitted to your ideals.
I can't fault that.
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>lets pretend, child rape xD
The fucking state of you grim cunts, of all the things you want to play make believe about it's kiddy fucking. But you're not a nonce though?
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DJE was done for some photo of a girl wearing tight fitting outfits at the gym. Yet he could've shagged her and no law would have been broken. I can understand why he goes round wasting police time for a living.
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wallpaper vs paint. thoughts?
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A smell of shit and chemsex pills enters the thread.
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The age of consent should apply to hard drives too.
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>>83259564
>chemsex pills
whuat?
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A handsome guy like this could go up and be nice to some consenting aged girl and probably get laid. Yet if you did it, you'd be a creep.
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>>83259554
Uncle Des done you in lad
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Why won't they put the age of consent to 18? That would make it fair.
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>>83259581
it would line up better with things live viewing porn and drinking
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>>83259581
they did that for homosexuals. maybe we can do the opposite now: "you know what, we were wrong...about the straights! BOTH orientations now have to be 18."
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>>83259593
There must be a lot of politicians that like shagging consenting aged girls. I think most of society would have no objections to raising it to 18... especially when you mention currently it is possible for a 16yo to be in a sexual relationship with 50yo.
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>>83259576
I'm not you're made up lets pretend dolly you used to talk about kids being fucked. Sort your head out and get help you fucking paedo.
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me, i support voting for 16-year-olds.

not sure if that makes me a nonce.
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>>83259602
If you try to have a fling with a 20yo these days you are a wrongun if over the age of 25. Zoomers hate age gaps for some reason. Feminists I can understand... they're bitter old women.
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Shut-in Turkish cretin posting from a grotty Izmir hovel
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>>83259621
When was the last time you went outside laddie?
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>>83259611
>I'm not you're made up lets pretend dolly
>you're

Aaahahahaha mongboy!
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>>83259614
mental that they can join the army at 16
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last day of no nut november
wow what an experience
x
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new loch thread since it's st andrew's day
>>83259633
>>83259633
>>83259633
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>>83259447
>Decided to ask him about the CP

WTF
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>>83259293
used this on my bathroom ceiling yest
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>>83259173
Inshallah he will fix it n_n x
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Fox in tree
>fox in tree
Fox in tree o_o
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Ngl I will save my codeines fr TLC after a long day of burning fluoxetine flab. Dec 1 is my time fr being locked in going sicko mode n.n
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Its rhe 30th of nov today so it starts tomkrk n.n happy Advent
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>>83260166
inshallah the yahudis will pay for their sins ameen may allah strike their hearts with fear and may they be cursed for all generations to come ameen may the evildoers who kill our children experience the same loss as they inflict upon us and may an even bigger enemy come and scam them and put ursury upon them as they do to us may they be turned into wageslaves and may they be put in ghettos may their children be killed and their synagogues bombed ameen. may their own logic of eye for an eye be applied to them and may they be subject to the horrors they inflict upon others ameen ya allah please erase even the memory of these vermin as they have become the ultimate evil ameen and may you curse all their supporters also ameen
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+ St Andrews day:)
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Ngl I hate the idea of not having s advrnt calendar. It might be the first year of my life ave never had 1. I jst cant really have 1 nd claim to be locking in. Idk
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>>83260323
Why not treat yourself and get one? Also, what's locking in?
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Lol I jst seen its a old thread so ill jst post sum youtube videos
https://youtu.be/WVjy0SXwwX0
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>>83260371
Grinding. Focused. In the zone. Locked in x
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>>83260371
Locking in to lose weight ave gained frm fluoxetine instead of letting jt continue into new year n.n x
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https://youtu.be/SIcpg_pFbF8 epic video n_n
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https://youtu.be/aVCR29aE_OQ
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>>83260441
Ah ok, got ya.
>>83260459
It doesn't have to be an edible advent calendar. I bought myself a lego and a hot wheels advent calendar (not a mixed, bought 1 of each on separate years). Treat yourself to something like that? Don't deny yourself this thing that you love, just make the treat something that isn't choccy related.
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>>83260516
Not a bad idea x Ngl a advent calendar is a wee buzz in the morning x
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Think it's fine pig out tonight since am locking in tomoro n.n xx
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Garn shop nao. Need ice teas
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Toilberg again.
TWS in captcha



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