less than a month till christmas edition
All the animals come out at night
>>83254119see foxes quite regularly when i come home in the evenings now
On me last weer now then garn on the VK xGard order that webab wrap soons x
>>83254101not right what she doeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQHMRJIZ2UY
Gert Viczster sex arse
These slags would rather die than get off the cock carousel for one weekendhttps://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/25658047.teenager-died-told-resume-contraceptive-pill/
*drives a gritter down feel street with the spreader adjusted to the right angle to hit apus faces with the grit*
>>83254149I bet she had a few BBCs in her tuppence during her short life.
4th in the Premier League xHow it should be xFuck Newcastle x
>>83254123They've been coming down my street for years, usually one sometimes two, has a cheeky look in everyone's garden and then fucks off, probably not the same one because they've been coming down here for well over 10 years that I've noticed, their mating call or whatever is awful, first time I heard it I thought a woman was getting raped desuI like them though, wonder where they hide during the day
>>83254158Can't stand that orange skin fad
why he posting off trip?
>>83254183>first time I heard it I thought a woman was getting raped desugrowing up i lived right on the edge of town near some fields and woods. never knew for years it was foxes, was never sure whether to call the police lol
>>83254212Crazy right and you can hear them from streets away, they haven't been doing that yet but the one atm comes down every night at exactly 11pm Interesting how it must have a set route every night at the exact same time, or a watch
corr she grew up fine.
My farts are putrid
had a right good cry at the end of that kino
>>83254284 it's mad how they put all that makeup on and even that doesn't satisfy their insecurities so they have face filters on top of that, her face looks cgi ffs
>>83254164what will happen when all the African mercenaries fuck off?
>>83254164>Man United at the bottomLOL
>>83254198Can't stand it. Girls look much better pale. Most men will agree.
>>83254319Yeah she goes overboard with the makeup. Looks like a fucking clown now. She was on a bad batch of birth control so that affected her mood and confidence for a while.
>>83254311What kino
>>83254369Ronin (1998). It's very sad how things never quite work out for a team. Kino car chase scene on the streets of Paris, though. Wouldn't have anything like it these days without CGI.
On that VK nows xEnd of an era x
Watching this old video of R from five years ago. Looks so different.
>>83254403She will have been a child 5 years ago, so yeah.
>>83254387My boy De Niro, I'll have to check it out, been watching a lot of his movies lately Watched Heat for the first time recently, that shootout scene phwoar
>>83254319If I were her brother or dad I'd be getting a wet tissue and wiping all that gunk off her face. Makes her look cheap.
>>83254369I'm the anon you replied to and it was Train Dreams
>>83254284Ugly orange slag caked in make up with bad tits
>>83254164>Fuck Newcastle xoh hey aren't you ban evading? suppose i'll just to have to...
What drink and or drugs lad? Rum for me
>>83254432on that single malt lidcheers
>>83254432was drinking some red wine but on the water now
>>83254424the tits look tasty ngl, we got a better angle of them?
>>83254411It's very much worth it for the car chase scene and mid 90s Paris. Have seen Heat a few times too. Might have to rewatch that again soon too. They are both on prime video.https://youtu.be/MxxH0lZSYgU
>>83254432Just VK and Brasseries for me tonight. Not garn full scale. Sick of severe hangovers.
Worried about SSM lads. He's been struggling with the loss of his Dad and now the twolls have brought the Marie stuff back.
>>83254467They pushing him to suicides Kate Middleton style x
cold dark nights x
>>83254410Well she has like very brownish blonde hair. Looks twelve though so shan't link the video.
Unironically starting to believe there's a conspiracy to get NEETs to kill themselves now. There's too much going on. Maybe HHL was right all along.
>>83254467Deserves it. karma always come back to bite you in the end
>>83254467fuck him JUSTICE FOR MARIE JUSTICE FOR BABY TRISTAN JUSTICE FOR BENJI
>>83254496or maybe the NEET life is conducive to suicide? hmm
It's just a bunch of Tory freaks online trying to cyberbully NEETs into suicide. They are sadistic vermin. Remember Craig Cloutier?
>>83254461I just finished the Pusher trilogy, Danish gritty drug dealer movies, first two have Mads in them, his first full length rolesReally good, the 3rd was very dark and probably my favourite
>>83254501Nah look at the converted effort to troll SSM on YouTube and the cunts here who post pics of HHL and his family members. Something is going on and it's insidious af.
reading britfeel from my staircase bath
Ice bucket challenge. That's was a cute video. Must've been 2016-ish.
Worried about HHL lads. He's been struggling with the loss of his trip and now the twolls have brought the neck stuff back.
>converted effortkek lmao
>>83254496I'll never do that otherwise they win. Just leech for decades and live comfy.
>>83254527That's a good use of space. Just don't slip down the stairs when you get out of the bath eh?
Worried about HHL lads. I don't think he's been banned he's forgot his trip code due to dementia and now the trolls have brought the nappy stuff back.
>>83254455https://youtu.be/Ojmh6pYJNcA
>>83254421>Train DreamsAs soon as I see the movie being made in 2020+ it's an immediate red flagHow gay was it? Be honest
>>83254432Nothing, I have a sore throat and sinus infection, feel terrible.
>>83254426Announcing a report is against the rules x
>>83254462Soooo... are we all just accepting the HHL is ban evading?
>>83254579if by gay you mean woke, it was about a white couple living in the Idaho wilderness during the turn of the 20th century. quite beautifully shot actually.
Seething faggot is livid his mortal enemy hasn't been vanquished.It funny.
Finishing off this VK nows xI support military action in Venezuela xLaunch the F-18s x
>>83254565that cgi face though
>>83254467He's heading for another Christmas Day breakdown.
>>83254529>Ice bucket challengeHated that whole era, everyone and their Mums was making daft videos for some random disease about 12 people in the world had
Bullies like Maduro need snuffing out xTrump knows what to do x
>>83254655Do you remember about shitting yourself? Remember to change the underwear
>>83254721Fuck off Therese Coffey you fat tory pig cunt x
>>83254733Therese 'Fat Glenda' Coffey, now there's a name I haven't heard in a while.
new look > hm
>>83254755She is a disgusting fat cunt. A typical Tory female pig who hates poor people.
I always said he would get his comeuppance. This is only the beginning of his downfall.
>>83254772SSM or HHL?
Just necked that AU can now finishing off that VK x
>>83254772HHL, but happy for that sinky nonce to go down too
Webab wrap ordered Garn full scale nows https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=l100_PoPRMiosKUZ
Local shop closed. Just fucking missed it.Full scale mode cancelled. It overs x
I'm messed up.
the archive being funny for any of you lads too?
Well, that's the last of the wooze finished off. End of an era xFuck the lot x
I'm 31 and I've never had a gf, sex, or a passionate kiss... Think it's taken a toll on me mental elf
Just admit that HHL would batter you and you're seething
>>83254885I won again. World's biggest loser stay losing
>>83254904Same m8 x
Wonder if Laura will be celebrating St Andrew's Day
Did you lads hear about the BBC using bodily fluids to do Nigel's makeup
>>83254912I'd piledrive him classic Undertaker style
Can't even play the new Fortnite season because it keeps crashing.Fucking hell man. Why am I being punished.
Ruth's bodily fluids
Might just stick on a film when me webab wrap arrives then crash out cba me x
David Goodwillie
>>83254976bossman getting a big tip?
Fanny juices
Webab wraps just arrived xAll paid for by the taxpayer xHow it should be x
What does womfy mean
Just did a wet fart xNeed to clean up x
>>83254850What's up Iad? Anything you'd like to vent about?
>>83255020Hope you had your nappy on. Don't forget about cleaning up your mess this time.
digitally regressing into nostalgic comfort
Niggas need to pipe downThis isn't Manchester 2007 vibes. Fuck your New Labour mixed race cringe bullshit xHeil Hitler x
>>832550395 was better imo but good choice, loved the music in those games
>>83254850Got an 8 30 res at Dorsia
>>83255012Women Only Move For You
Rich Jews run the worldMuslims think they winning because Jews let them have businesses in the UK you still pay ya taxes to the Jews and Royal Family lmaoMuslims are slaves just like the white working class x
Let's see Sean Allan's card
You can't fight the people who rule the world lad
We're all fucking slaves to the Jews and the Royal Families.
wasted 30 burgerbucks on a fansly sub that renewed itselfgutted lads
Just necked that webab wrap me.Fuck the lot of ya x
>>83255135next time try necking yourself ha ha! xonly joshin x
if I cover up the middle of the 'p' on this pizza box it looks like it says nigga
>>83255119Post her pics to get back at her
>>83255065That's Bone. And the lettering is something called "Womfy Rail".
Nobody will snuff me out xhttps://youtu.be/LKJjNN3iSxI?si=D02bcZ7JP4xK9Bhc
>>83255152you wouldn't like it. It's a fat lass who uses massive strapons and her fists on her boyfriend
>>83255143Pipe down toryboy xI will forever just to spite Tory cunts x
>>83255165*I WILL LIVE FOREVER JUST TO SPITE TORY CUNTSFUCK THERESE COFFEY AND FUCK KEMI BADENOCH X
Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch
Just finished them beans. Garn neck these beans with sausages nows.
>>83255186Settle down. All you do is get drunk and eat lots of food.
>>83255213rKemi
>>83255238Pipe downs toryboy x
Tories are dead now. They are barely polling above 10% in the polls now. Why does HHL even give a fuck them now? He should be more worried about Reform.
>>83255186pipe downsa black woman is speaking listen and learn x
>>83255283He has alcoholic dementia. Doesn't remember much from one day to the next. To him anyone who criticises his lifestyle is a Tory boy.
>>83255283Know your lore. Tories pushed HHL to suicides when Boris was Prime minister. They took away his PIP in 2020. He has had a burning hatred for them ever since. He especially hated Rishi Sunak.
>>83255296He needs to have his PIP taken away again. It will be glorious.
>>83255287Rich black women can fuck off. They are American capitalist-cringe Netflix tier. Sponsored by Apple xSponsored by McDonald's xSponsored by Nike xFuck off and die x
>>83255304Nah mate how about rich scum pay more tax on their mansions? That sounds better than anyone lsoing their PIP.Time for the rich scum to finally take some Ls.
>>83255341Except that isn't how an economy works. You end up with less tax money.All your bennies are gonna be taken away because of Labour's retarded economic policies.
When every rich scum cunt is finally hanging from a lamp post I will die in peace x
don't know why you don't just use your trip hhlno janny pays attention after about a week.
Sad little alcoholic, never achieved anything, never tried. Lied about being disabled to claim benefits, and expects everything to be paid for him, and also wants everyone that's paying for his pathetic life to bed killed.What a wretched life.
Torygraph and the The S*n trying to whip up anti-NEET hatred again. They want a new David Cameron 2010 style. Not gonna happen.Fuck you and fuck the Tory machine. Especially that old decrepit cunt Rupert Murdoch just die already you old bastard lmfao.
Oh aye xCrossy knows the score xhttps://youtu.be/61q6lxKFvaQ?si=Wvh2nIK2rNJFMV3_
His lifestyle couldn't exist without these people who worked hard and made something for themselves, but he simultaneously hates them because they have things he doesn't. He never tried, but he feels entitled to everything anyway.He barely feels the cognitive dissonance any more, it just gets drowned out by the drink. He drinks to forget. He chose this life. One day he'll be dying all alone of liver failure, with his care paid for by those same hard workers that he hates.
Gonna have a party when that rich cunt Rupert Murdoch finally croaks it x
Garn play some Wortnite nowChao ragie wagies and toryboys x
>His lifestyle couldn't exist without these people who worked hard and made something for themselves, but he simultaneously hates them because they have things he doesn't. He never tried, but he feels entitled to everything anyway.>He barely feels the cognitive dissonance any more, it just gets drowned out by the drink. He drinks to forget. He chose this life. One day he'll be dying all alone of liver failure, with his care paid for by those same hard workers that he hates.Melty
The seethe against the rich here from Sean is hilarious. I wonder what his threshold for rich is.
Today's been a productivearse day indeed X
>>83255186>THERESE COFFEYI'd unironically give her a pump if she offered
New Fortnite season fucking sucks.Feels soulless and corporate like Call of Duty. Where's the dreamcore vibes?
>>83255567You been farting a lot lad?
Helper's World might have collapsed but the vibes remain xhttps://youtu.be/wL9_8-meJPs?si=sjw3xS8NDtSu9hbJ
>>83255496Anyone that has more than a fiver to their name
>mfw them American missiles start to hit VenezuelaOh aye let it happen x
Stupid tsunami thing has ruined FortniteIt over x
It's Klaus Schwab's world, you're just living in it.
>>83255835Klaus is just another Jewish shabbos goy puppet like the Saudis, Qataris and Americans.
>>83255389NEETs are the only people who truly get that wage labour is a scam. The only people who are a true threat to the system.
New Fortnite season is so fucking bad. Garn take some getting used to. The new map is fucking dogshit x
Garn beddingtons now feel shattered me. Sleeps and dreams are free so get in there. Humans haven't been completely taken over by capitalist demons... yet.
spacker hours whats even the point
>>83256183More like NEET hours
Beddingham does indeed beckonX
Necking them waterz in beddingtons and watching some YouTubes me. Womfy vibingtons x
>>83256366I bet you smell weird. Most spackers do.
>>83256563His long neck emits a certain unique odour. Some people smell it some people can't.
>>83256366>Necking them waterzHope you got a nappy on. Otherwise you'll wet the bed again.
My name is Janet R Scrymgeour.
>>83256869Hello Janet R Scrymgeour
farts smell sour rn
just took a shit and the poo was very short but incredibly thick, proper chode like, arsehole in great pain atm
>>83254922Probably not. She finds Scotland pretty depressing. She wants to move to Greece.
>>83257123Thoughts on Greece as a Turk?
I have actually been to Greece and really enjoyed my time there
>>83257136Never been to either country lad.
>>83257159>Never been to either countryYou have
Why won't Ruthmong post proof that he is a brit?
>>83257248He's spent years LARPing as a white British man it's a part of his identity now
>>83257248trans anglohe's heckin valid
>>83257167That definitely wasn't me.>>83257248>>83257283Not that sad. White, British, never left this country.
British woman is quite hostile towards a shoeless man at the playground. https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1p9nc6e/she_had_a_problem_with_him_waiting_for_his/
i wouldnt even mind if ruthmong was a turk, he is a good lad thats been dealt a shit hand
>>83257390Sorry to break your fantasy but I'm just a white British lad into British roses.
>>83254467Worst thing is Marie was of age when they were shagging. The trolls really lying because they have nothing on SSM
>>83257421Gotcha. Why would a British person say oh "I'm into British people" instead he would say I'm into white women. The mask has slipped Turkmong we can see your brown skin
>>83257439She was mentally ill and had the mental capacity of somebody much younger that's what the issue is. Little lad here thinks manipulation and harassment is acceptable behaviour, have you not seen the evidence or are you too braindead to sit through a 10 min video and see it for yourself?
SSM's crayon eating club out in full force defending the fat alcoholic dole dosser nonce at 6am.What a life.
>>83257459What video? I know of Marie and SSM. Its old news. They were dating when Marie was of age, and as for mental capacity, did you forget that SSM isn't exactly mentally sound either you daft cunt?
>>83257389This could be ruthmong if he went out. Wife, kid and still gets to live his shoeless dream.
a lot of unemployed in turkey I bet. no wonder ruthmong is here all day
>>83257459>She was mentally ill and had the mental capacity of somebody much youngerSame applies to SSM though
SSM haters on suicide watch
I can't believe there is even and discussion that SSM did nothing wrong. He manipulated a vulnerable adult with learning difficulties into a sexual relationship. SSM might be a mong but I wouldn't say that he doesn't know what he is doing. Hang the cunt.
>>83257714But SSM clearly has some disabilities too. Are disabled people not allowed to date?
>>83257757According to racists NO
Little lads here emotionally attached to a fat unemployed alcoholic mong spastic, birds of a feather flock together huh
>>83257844who/what are you emotionally attached to?
>>83257844t. seething SSM hater in teams
>>83257854Not SSM Like you LOL
>>83257857>in teams
Well lads, it's the day of my next escort visit.
>>83257936What are your expectations and hopes for today?
>>83257936Don't forget to shower and shave to impress her
>>83257498He has enough capacity to live on his own and make his own decisions. He decided to groom Marie that's the fact of the matter.
>>83257939Expectations: talk for a bit, let her know I'm inexperienced, ask her to guide, try oralHopes: I get a raging hard on and have penetrative sex.
>>83257988He drove 6 hours to Scotland to see her and paid her parents money to have sex with her
>>83258017>try oralGiving or receiving?
>>83258017genuinely feel bad for this prozzie
>>83258021bothwas thinking of 69>>83258030why
On a Lebara 4G router 4Chan will not load. Is this Keir Starmer at work again? CUNT.
SSM downfall inevitable and you love to see it
>>83258046Pay paki prices get paki service
it a doggy dogg world x
>>83258058Good point well made racialistlad. Not even my 4G desu but EE works fine so I use that instead
Whts fr tea mammy x
>>83258101finish your breakfast first x
>>83258103Ok mammy x
>>83254108good morning, friends. I was thinking about getting a sausageroll maker from bnm today, what do you boys think? come over and I'll make you one.
>>83258043>was thinking of 69grim
>>83258043When are you meeting her? Please provide us with an update immediately afterwards
>>83258126What does it do? Can just put seasoned pork in puff pastry no? Sounds like one of them things that ends up in the kitchen cupboard desu
Might rub one out quickly
>>83257988Lots of disabled people live on thier own.
>>83258234probably will be desu, but I assume it can do any similar pastry as long as the juices don't leak or explode under too much heat.
>>83257925>Little bird tells me nonce hunters might pay him a visit soonKeep dreaming twat. The Marie stuff is old news and no nonce hunters have shown up. Cunt.
>>83258030If I were a prossie and someone from here walked in I'd kill myself on the spot.
I swear to god this SSM marie stuff the trolls are brining up fucking almost 10 years later is just SAD. No life twats.
>>83257935Thanks for sharing your passport picture lad.
>>83258311>>83258294Little lad wanna cry? Filled his nappy? Why are you so upset?
off to welhurst wark in a bit
>>83258333You'll be crying once he returns to youtube.
>>83258341You off to watch Ngubu?
I found a new bint for Ruthmong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbO4j7KDIOw
>>83258344You'll be wanking once he returns to YouTube by the sounds of it. Getting emotional over SSM on a Sunday morning What a life!
>>83258302Not him but, bit of a miserable cunt aren't you.
my parents stopped being religious within the last decade or so, they still wanna celebrate Christmas but i dont feel Christmas without Christ in itthe only christmasy thing i do anymoren is watch the ashen guy review advent calendars with the other bloke but it just makes me sad because im like "oh it's this time kf the year again"and then christmas comes and im sad because it passed so fast
>>83258348Finally. A woman with good taste in video games.
>getting stalked by ruthmong Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
>>83258366Ruthmong going to run her off youtube in about 3 months.
>>83258381I wouldn't even wish it on ruthmong
>>83258347aye lad, love me ngubu x
Anyone remember Tristan? The boy that SSM accidently killed which is what caused most his family to disown him and why he had to move far away.Justice for Tristan and Marie
>>83258381he'll never leave the house though so it's not too bad. my dad had a stalker when I was very wee, but I still remember seeing her outside the house one evening just looking in the living room window. police got involved soon after that.
>>83258348>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbO4j7KDIOwwhy can't I find girls like this ffs
>>83258395don't forget benji the dog lad. not right what happened to him.
Got to go see my dad today so he can show me how to replace glow plugs in my car, stupid thing doesn't like starting when it's cold. I think I could probably manage it myself with youtube but I don't think I have all the correct tools, and it's probably nice to see him and my brother since it's been a few months. Bit of a debacle really but we'll make it through.
>>83258395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QAAW5qUUL4Sick man
>>83258402They are going to be almost always taken. It's like finding a needle in an ocean to find a girl actually into good vidya.Emily Wops acts like shes into good vidya and is picky about what she plays, yet every time I see her on stream she is playing literal fucking shovelware and can't even name the big releases of the year.
i should get a hip flask for boozing when out and about
fuck's sake Twittershould be the law that if you run a website, humans have to handle the moderation, not bots.we are talking about a potential crime here.
>>83258397>police got involved soon after that.Can they do anything though?
Holy shit this is the hottest mukbang i've ever seen. I'm rock hard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1CEbdcEaaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enQXXrwb6uEHow can SSM be the one in the wrong when Marie is the one jumping from guy to guy.
getting stalked won't get me a gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtSqZlMYHCQTravel tyrant cunts strike again
>>83258407It's good that he's willing to help, a lot of people would struggle themselves, and getting to see them after a few months will be good.Hope you have fun.
anyone here still enjoy Christmas in adulthood
>>83258558no. i'd say 'the food' but frankly i'd rather not have the food, because i know i'll gorge myself and get fat from days of leftovers/chocolate.my brother's kids and his wife's son come round for a few hours, before going back to their respective parents. it's fun for an hour or two then it gets exhausting.
>>83258558not me but my gf
>>83258562i dont even do the food, last year i had a microwave chicken meal for christmas and tbf it wasnt bad>>83258587how is that for you, i mean do you have to pretend to enjoy it to or are you just rolling you eyes everytime she gets exited
>>83258558not really, I enjoy the quietness because in my area everyone fucks off which is nice, I will be eating sausages and mash with some trimmings but I eat that semi regularly anyway, just another day really
>>83258602>last year i had a microwave chicken meal for christmas and tbf it wasnt badi've spent the last two Christmases alone in my flat.v. comfy. had turkey sandwiches (with wholegrain mustard) to pretend i at least did something. then went for a walk and watched whichever Harry Potters I WANTED to watch.
>>83258558Sick of it all ladNever had a Christmas in my own house, we always visit me granbergs, which is nice dont get me wrong but fuck me id like to relax over christmas and not sit trying my best to stay awake because my grandad MUST watch 4 hours of footy/golf/F1/what ever sport is on telly ( we can interrupt that ONLY for the kings speech)After the dinner and an hour of small talk it all goes quiet for the next 4-6 hours Every single christmas, even as a little kid, absolutely dying to play my new vidya or what ever, NO you must go sit in your grans to 8pm waiting around like a fucking mong
i know it'll be some slop but i might get something like picrel in this year.or if i don't need a whole turkey crown, does Morrisons do slices of roast turkey at the deli counter? maybe people buy it all up ASAP, or MAYBE most people aren't loser NEETs like me (would be handy.)
>>83258646that actually looks really nice
>>83258646How about you cook something yourself instead eating precooked slop
>>83258646>>83258662this tho, that isn't even remotely hard to cook and it'd be 10x better than that shite.
>>83258658looks like pretty standard slop inside. really i just need the turkey. happy to splash out on pre-made turkey gravy and pigs in blankets, then make up the veggies/yorkshires myself.>>83258662i am meeting you half way.
Might freebase some cocaine later today
>>83258681depression food
>>83258602i think its wholesome how into it she is and i support her where i can but im glad when its over, luckily for me this time she'll spend christmas with our sprog at her parents
>>83258685Very based, in the most literal sense.
>>83258681incredibly grim this desu imo
>>83258694why aren't you married yet anon
>>83258681getting pic related kind of a vibe from this absolute slop
>>83258705marriage is a boomer concept
the issue with singleton cooking is scale. Morrisons used to sell these topside of beef mini joints that were 200-300g. 30-40 mins in the oven for a medium rare, made a lush gravy and there was enough left over for sandwiches.i know i can probably go to a butcher's and say, "hello, please could i get your smallest turkey joint? yes, like that one, but please cut it in half. it's just for me."i won't. too embarrassed.
SSM ran off YouTube kekThe fat idiot.
>>83258733let's not rush to conclusions. it's probably just YouTube violating freedom of speech, while Mark has been advised not to speak up by his solicitors.
>>83258725>200-300g of meat which leads to leftoversare you 5'2 and 7 stone or what, 300g of anything isn't touching the sides
>>83258741he will back on the piss within a few days lad, he cannot help himself, everytime people point out hes a massive wrong un he just hides for a while until it all blows over
I never used to like christmas because I don't really like my family very much, started enjoying it now I spend it with the wife's family. They actually have fun instead of a forced game of monopoly that nobody enjoys.
>>83258771i actually thought i was over-remembering. what i'd do was simply pick out the lightest one. i am not good with metric but if i could get 0.173 kg of beef for under 2 quid, great!that is MORE than enough beef for one person. if you buy 500g of beef mince, that's four portions. you have it with carbs and vegetables, that's how meals work lad.
>cringe at something you used to say, do etc>few years later you realise "that was cringe">this cycle then repeats itself>in the current moment you think "I'm now no longer cringe and am fully self aware">really probably aren't, in a few years you will look back on your current self and cringeCorrrr. I just can't escape the cringe.
>>83258725You could just get more and then eat it in leftovers and sandwiches. Leftover meat is best meat.
>>83258792as a fellow neurotic, i promise you it fades with age.if anything i regret not being MORE cringe. i wish i had some DeviantArt Sonic OCs to fondly look back on, i missed out ;__;
>>83258791500g of beef for FOUR portions? thats 2 for me and thats if i've eaten my 6 eggs and sourdough for lunchlingtons, if not thats being bumped to 350 ish
>wage has just hit de banklingtons>a smooth 12,015.34 availablecor
>>83258837cor nice one lad>Overdraft remaining:>157.42and to think i was panicking a week or two ago. i keep telling you guys: just ignore problems. they actually go away.
We have to be realistic: Shippy is most likely a notorious paedophile.
>>83258837>12,015.34 availableProof?
>>83258837Dolemongs could only dream of such vast riches, lad. Well done.
>>83258792Aren't you a middle aged bloke? That's the kind of thing teenage girls think about.
Think I've got a hole in my tooth, keeps being painful when exposed to cold. This is not good lads, I hate the dentist more than I hate my ex wife. I don't actually have an ex wife I was just trying to do boomer humour, did it land?
>>83258860>vast richestbf compared to the price of mortgage deposits and the general price of everything its fuck all really, decided that the first 10k doesn't exist and is a red alert emergency fund so really I have around 2k , no matter how much money is in there I never feel actually secure, I hate this country.>>83258857cant really do screenshots of my banking app tho, although given enough time + full time work + living below my means its not too hard to eventually build some money up.
>>83258816I don't really care that much, it just sad that you always think you're self aware but probably aren't really. It only for the truly enlightened.
TFW snizz licking is a thing.
>>83258883lad you could post all the proof and the dossers still wont believe you, they cannot comprehend the fact that people can earn or have more money than their bennies overlords will permit
>>83258892How much do you earn, big man?
found a screenie from my first computer.
I've got nearly 25,000 wagebux in the bankingtonshire and it's literally nothing anyway. Fiat current is a joke. I could buy like a whole car with that. Or a deposit on a house. Wowowow. Amazing.
>>83258900a few quid above minimum wage lad Just under 25k saved up at this point
might revive my 'trying to cadge money from Chika' gimmick.
>>83258892I dont even earn that much but I just do this insane thing called saving, although I remember on bennies I couldn't have more than 6k and years of having less than that I would imagine would lead to the mindset of anything higher than that being some out of reach impossible thing
>>83258907>Just under 25k saved up at this pointProof?
looking at homes in sunderland, mental how cheap they are
I like some slop songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opQQ2mbXuwI
>>83258907Zero proof you have 25k mong boy.
>>832589146,001 pounds does seem incredible to me. i just care about living day-to-day. anything i could actually want, that would more than cover. some insane gaming PC, maybe.i mean i'd gladly take a house or a Mercedes Benz, but realistically i would sell them and move to a (decent) one-bedroom flat.
Proof that proofmong isn't a bellend?
>>83258921>>83258928You lids post your miserable bank accounts and ill think about it
>>83258905>I could buy like a whole car with that. Or a deposit on a house. Wowowow. Amazing.What's wrong with those two things?
25k is totally believable. Proof mongs savings are all coppers in an old tin of quality streets kek
>>83258929think for a single bloke I wouldn't have more than 2 bedrooms in a flat, ends up being too much cleaning
>>83258935And there we go, as I called it. No proof.Burden of proof is on you mong so you can't use the 'no you!!!' play here.
>>83258923a few places in the north east do that gimmick where you can buy a house...for a single pound!but then the catch is you have to prove you can (and will) refurbish it. you're effectively paying to rebuild a run-down property.
>>83258939Nothing. It's just not that much in the grand scheme of things. And that's all basically from saving over a few years.
helper has 25k in nappies
could get a mortgage on a cheap 3 bedroom house as im int norf but what would I do with that many rooms and then id have to heat it properly. Wish bungalows were more popular with a basement and a garden, now that would be quite comfy and decently sized.
Taking his jar of coppers and 5ps to Asda so he can buy a takeaway
>>83258935here was mine a couple of weeks ago.now it's >>83258847the only reason i won't post a screenshot again is because i don't know where my USB cable went. what's your excuse?
>>83258958You're absolutely obsessed with him, kek. It's hilarious that somebody has done you so hard.
>>83258956Buying a home is not that much in the grand scheme of things? What kind of big plans do you have in life? Own a yacht?
>>83258905If I had that much money I'm getting jaw surgery. Why are normies so obsessed with muh house and car, that's not going to make women attracted to you
Had my first con artist christmas delivery...Ordered 1 pack of 4 of the same items, 2 in the box, weight on delivery label is for right for the 4.Box seal wasn't tampered with.I will be sending them back and getting a refund if they don't send me another two AND, I will shame them online, or fuckup their chatbot.
>>83258987That would be a deposit for a house with a mortgage, not a house. Either way, no not really. I hardly care about money. That's why it's sitting there in the bank doing nothing. It's savings accumulated over a few years and it can't elevate my life in any real sense which is the point.
>>83258993Laughed out loud reading this
>>83258947>>83258979>what's your excuse?I simply cannot be arsed lads, quick check of my banking app says ive 26.185.99
For me it's Glasgow tenements, oh aye x
>>83258993im on the invisalign, tray 3/60 so far
do want a PC tho, not built one since a teen in 2014, back then a grand got me a very good one, not sure what it's like nowadays.
>>83258975as a young'un i had this Pokemon: The First Movie popcorn bucket filled to the brim with coppers.i used to take them up to the local Post Office in my pockets, in increments (didn't want to be caught dead with a Pokemon thing at 11 years old). the wagie lady would seethe that she had to count all this change and give me pound coins.nowadays, it's all done by machines. soulless.
Lads excited to get a tenner in Christmas card this year.
>>83259021it's mad seeing the costs of graphics cards nowadays. they're hard to get and those alone can be well over a grand.i remember when Oblivion was coming out, all the forum threads were>will $1,000 be enough for a PC to run this at max settings?of course it will you fucking dafty.
>>832590211k won't get you very far these days for a good PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MRtEiZTRgThey left in soaked in piss and rain. I am really starting to see these travel tyrants as the worst people in the country.
>>83259015have these been gentrified yet?all those nice bits of Edinburgh, those were once Victorian tenements for the plebs. crazy.
>>83259013It's quite funny because I dont know exactly but I probably have pretty close to 25k as well. Probs closer to 24
>>83258999>I hardly care about moneyIsn't your job moving money around? Not ideal
>>83258983Go away long necked cunt.
>>83259036>>83259035really? ffs, how much IS a decent pc, as in something that would run modern stuff on high settings
wonder what kind of hovel chika lives in
>>83259051probably about 1.3k nowthat's from scratch
>>83259050I know you think every poster is him (the price you pay for allowing him to live rent free in your head), but you're wrong.Garn piss you off for a bit eh lad.
>>83259021RAM prices are fucking insane these days. You should set aside at least 2k for a nice PC that can beat consoles. 3k if you want to go all out with top end specs on everything and run everything on max.
>>83259048Isn't everyone's? The economy is fake.>>83259052It's a nice house actually.
>>83259063Change your nappy giraffe boy.
>>83259073>Isn't everyone's?NTA but mine isn't. I work with my hands.
>>83259078Kek, good one, he can change his nappy, you can't change your personality.
>>83259072>3k if you want to go all out with top end specs on everything and run everything on max.fucking inflation
>>83259051honestly i'm happy enough with older games and emulators anyway. maybe it'll be great to get lost in GTA6 for months at a time, but i won't feel like i'm missing out.
Long neck nappy wearing spacker chord pulling coke head
>>83259080I sometimes wish I did too. Probably so many people are depressed because deep down they know they haven't actually contributed physically to anything civilisationally speaking. Corrr it not lush.
thoes liquid capsules you put in the washing machine re really good. my washing have never smelled so fresh
>>83259082You can't change your neck.
>>83259088I haven't really looked at vidya since rdr2 came out, not sure if modern games are even worth it but the new arma looks alright, I know stalker 2 came out but idk if thats any good, id probably just end up playing the games I used to play again
>>83259091i like the powder because i can measure out how much i need. why yes, i do wash everything on a quick wash.
>>83259091I've always been low key tempted to eat them.
>>83259096As I said, I'm not him.Is this your new obsession? Moved on from using lollers to get your kick about children and adults sleeping together.Look at the effort you put in, all these edits, kek. Same cunt that did all the /britfeel/ trying to put us all down.You're such a sadsack.
>>83259080Same here. What's your trade if that's what your referring too?
Reckon Chika has hairy eyebrows
>>83259088i was all for building some big fuck off gaming PC a few years ago but the more i thought about it and the games id play i soon realized there was no fucking point to it Bought a 2nd hand PC with a GTX1060 for like 300 bong units and its been great for any games i attempt to play (ETS2, TF2 etc, nothing super demanding)
>>83259104i use the powder and the capsules might be overkill but whatever
>>83259107that was a craze a few years back wasnt it
>>83259108Long necked cunt brings up noncing for no reason.
No point in working as a ugly short undesirable male. Rather live with my mum and neet. Order takeaways and watch pokemon approaching my 30s. Theres fuck all to do outside with no gf.
Time to do a shop run for some bacon. Need to make some soup
>>83259129You'll be obsessing over him all day, and night, and every following day and night. What a life you live.
HHL has relatives all over the world
>>83259143You disgusting nonce.
Phwoar good R&R this was XVerily
What an obsessed faggot.I'm going to mention HHL constantly to wind this anon up. Oh no, wait, he does it to himself.Might neck some wokkles, me.
>>83259145Wonder what kind of disability the guy on the bottom right has
>>83259143Think it's love tbqh
>>83259145>>83259153Wonder what kind of disability the guy bottom left has
>>83259145is he wearing pampers under those shorts?
>>83259141Buy some pasta for me, please.
>>83259152lad hes done you right inYou are the only one seething like a mad cunt here lmao
>>83258558No, I'd happily just ignore it and treat it as another day. It's gay consumer capitalist bollox that we're all coerced into partaking in. It also means I have to see my horrible shitlib sister.
Why does Central C use so much muslim lines in his songs like inshallah. One point he even raps about mandem celebrate eid but not christmas. What the fuck is going on in this country?
Not obsessed lad but I wouldn't be kneeling in front of the pedo flag desu >>83259161No bother. Rigatoni alright?
>>83259167All youths use inshallah now, it's basically british slang not just a muslim thing. You would know that if you had friends
>>83259168>pedoyank go away
Nobody gives a fuck what I or anybody else says.Amount of times people slag each other off, and nobody complains. Now we have this "random" anon suddenly chirping in? Fuck off, kek.Put some effort in, you obsessed faggot.
>>83259168>Rigatoni alright?I prefer spaghetti.
>>83259173Never heard anyone use that ever irl. Spose I'm not the type to hang around children though.
HHL has an unusually long neck
>>83259173Then what about the fucking 'mandem celebrate eid' bit you smug mong?
had a pho bo for lunch. it a loverly
>>83259173think its tongue in cheek though, one of my mates says the various allah phrases, inshallah, wallahi, alhamdulillah, mashallah but dislikes muslims
>>83259173I have never heard anyone but muslims say inshallah and I have friends and a gf. I'm probably the chadest of the chadest here.
>>83259181>HHL has an unusually long neckProof?
>>83259174Bwahaha make me ya little bitch It's alright though I was just leaving. Bacon and lentil soup needing made.
>>83259185Me. You. Chad off at noon.>It's past noon Nevermind
me? shrigma male
>>83259207ffs wrong one
for me it's 'bro'. annoying American shite.but i found it cute as a teenager when girls used 'dude'. so i don't know what my standards are.
>>83259213No point having standards really, waste of time and energy
I put the laundry on, going to piss down tomorrow apparently and i have to go out in the morning.Might get a deliveroo in the middle of the Amber warning, for a giggle, foreign cunt can bring it to my door a few of them have phoned from the car "pls saaar i am here come to car!"FUCK OFF, CUNT! YOU'RE GETTING WET TOMORROW!There's always a tip for the white lads though, rain or shine at this anons house.None for darkies.I'm also taking a photo and submitting it to immigration.
funguys, is black mould relatively new? was it introduced to the UK in the 20th century (like asbestos or Japanese knotweed)?old books and films do NOT have black mould in them.
>>83259221i was thinking about doing deliveroo for a bit of extra cash back when i had a moped
>>83259221for me it was a Chinese woman yesterday. thought she was a student from the little picture (with fancy books in the background), she was maybe 40 IRL. total waste of time googling how to pronounce her name, then coming up with a really clever joke she hasn't heard before. 0% tip.
>>83259221I don't do deliveroo but if I did I would never ask the customer to come out to my car. Literally your job is to bring food to the door. Buy a fucking brolly if your scared of getting wet.
>>83259225>black mould>The fungus was originally described scientifically in 1818 by Christian Gottfried Ehrenberg as a member of the genus Stilbospora.
>>83259231It's oversaturated with workers now.Weekends in the morning are decent apparently.
>>83259251Are you white? you sound white.
>>83259258Aye. Very much so.I
>>83259253dont have the moped anymore anyway so its a mute point
speaking of mould, does anyone know where i can get borax?there are a bunch of 'Borax Direct' type websites but i have no idea if they're legit.
>>83259266>mootYeah i was just using the reply as a vehicle to share a bit of deliveroo gossip i've had with the white fellas, and maybe, if you get another moped you can optimise your time.What happened to the moped?
>>83259221Might make an app, getityourselfoo, a totally new thing never been seen before. I have to confirm all the details, but I'm thinking you find a shop that you like close by to you, or within an acceptable distance to travel, and that's where I'm at, maybe something like you go there yourself and get it? I dunno, would people go for that idea do you think?
Ruth will be kissing Will under the mistletoe this Christmas.
What about thinkforyoo? An app where people log on and it makes the decisions for them? Would the lazy fuck world of cunts support this?
Hearing reports that SSM has topped himself.
>>83259275hm, needs some workshopping. could you add an option where someone nearby goes and collects it, then drops it off at yours?
>>83259267just get pic related it works a treat
>>83259275No, people can torture non whites to ride bicycles in hurricanes, seb zero temperatures and the like, for fun.Sounds more enjoyable than your idea, though you might get a few weirdos who don't value their time who would sign up.
>>83259283He'll be back at Christmas. He did this a few years ago when Cloutier went too far.
>>83259293If only the wogs knew it existed
>>83259272>What happened to the moped?got nicked, 2 bikes in 2 months im not buying a 3rd just for that to be stolen to
>>83259296What do you think he does all day when there's no cameras?
>>83259301you referencing the little black boy who died arnt you
>>83259283Imagine the death farts as his body swells....
>>83259307He's said loads of times that he gets bored, which is why he drinks and gambles.
Here's an actual good idea. rage rooms are all the rage, where people go to vent their frustrations, but what are they really frustrated about? I'd say general life and the madness that surrounds it. So, I am pleased to announce, the concept of the world's first sane room. You go in, get a nice cup of tea and a slice of cake, get to put your feet and watch comfy old TV shows. Ocassionally have somebody walk into the room and say hello, then leave. No risk of getting stabbed, child friendly so your kids can play in safety. I think that's a winner there lads, got to say.
>>83259303Fucking shite that. Mate had his robbed out his garage last year.
>>83259319the muslims have the right idea when it comes the thieves chop their hands off
Reckon helper should do vlogs ssm style. Id watch a couple.
>>83259303Sorry to hear that. Lad next door chained his to his porch, open front garden, they reversed a truck onto his garden, broke the chain and wheeled it up the back.Police wouldn't do anything even with video.I always figured id bring mine indoors, bit of newpaper or tarp down if i owned one.Can't trust any cunt out after dark now.
>>83259317I'd pay for premium, where a blonde white nurse comes and sits on your lap and tousles your hair or beard for 5 minutes every hour.Sign me up.
>>83259339>I always figured id bring mine indoorsi was thinking this but its just too dangerous
>>83259331Just want marmiteman4 back desu
>>83259283>Hearing reports that SSM has topped himseIf.
>>83259281Maybe he'll split. Life isn't a fairytale lad.
>>83259347Sorry lad, none of that sort of thing in the sane room.
>>83259351HAWG cranking anon hereBringing it indoors is perfectly safe, it can be a pain the wollox dragging it in and finding a suitable place for it Just turn the fuel off (if you can) and there should be 0 chance of any leakage , i usually drag muh hawg into the kitchen if there's a big storm or its windy as all fuck, blew over last year and wrecked the handlebars
>>83259363Why are you sitting hoping for that lad?
Imagine the wedding photos of Ruth and Will.
>>83259425He's probably not the best lad for her long-term. I doubt you were mature in your early 20s.
>>83259368What about a half-erection room?
Had a few cans with my dad yesterday while we watched the football. Decided to ask him about the CP, prompted by the lads here I suppose. First time we ever actually spoke about it directly.He told me that he was never a paedophile. He swore up and down that he's never been attracted to a child in real life, let alone touched one. He said he was a pornography addict, he was addicted to more and more extreme forms of pornography, and it just evolved in that direction. He asked me if I believed him and I told him I did, but I'm not sure that I do.
>>83259292There is an option like that, but they take it to a depot further away from your house to what the shop would be, and you can't use transportation to travel to get it.
dinners sorted x
>>83259442Nah I wasn't. I had a few lovely girlfriends in my early 20s but I didn't meet my long term girl until 27. I hope the best for them though.
>>83259447well shit. keep an eye on him
>>83259455Aspic is the work of the devil.
>>83259444Checked.I didn't want to do this, but can't deny the digits. Fine, I'll add a perverts room somewhere on the grounds.
>>83259438Probably won't happen. Marriage is a scam.>>83259458It's a shame some guys will never find love.
is there some Indian equivalent to AliExpress?or those Indian pharmaceutical sites, do any sell other health goods?i just want trve coal tar soap. ideally for less than a tenner. i'll handle any problems with imports. if i have to do it scale, i could probably sell them to suppliers in England.
>>83259438Ruthmong is the background photobombing
>>83259467>Probably won't happen. Marriage is a scam.Lol you think Ruth will never get married?
>>83259388Good for not getting it nicked but couldn't handle the floors getting dirty desu
>>83259474Legally you're alloowed to witness any wedding I think.
>>83259467>It's a shame some guys will never find love.It's mostly their own fault. You are a prime example. You are a bitter weirdo who has wasted every single day of his life, and your only skill is coming up with excuses and others to blame. Obviously you're never going to find love. And that's fair.
>>83259476She will be getting married - to a black man.
>>83259447Hope you can manipulate him to top himself. No other option for nonces I'm afraid
>>83259483I'll be competing with hundreds of guys for a girl. It's not worth it.
>>83259447>i swear im not a nonce, all that CP was just resting on my hard drive
>>83259463>perverts room for Nurse affectionThere will be lines of men down the street and around the corner.
>>83259493That's not really how it works in real life lad, but like I say, you are skilled at coming up with excuses.
>>83259447oof.i mean that might all just be true, but i get your reservation. ultimately it comes down to how he feels. mean maybe he IS a paedophile, but then never acts on it. or maybe he isn't, and that was just him exploring extreme porn the same way he's given scat a try.if he has paedo feels, encourage him to speak to a therapist. they won't immediately ring up the police or anything. that's only if he's at risk of hurting others (e.g. says he's going to kidnap a child tomorrow). then yeah. but for the most part, worth exploring privately with a professional?
>>83259447Why does the thoughts of kids being fucked excite and amuse you?
>>83259501They won't be repeat customers, as I'm installing flamethrowers in the pervert room. I'm also only having a few "nurses" who will be kept in a caged room next to the perverts room (can''t have those whores walking around where there could be sane people receiving/recovering from treatment.
>>83259502I'd much rather read Ruthmong posts than the sanctimonious shite you post on here
>>83259512the apple never falls far from the tree de lid
>>83259491I won't be doing that. To be honest he lives a sad life anyway. Whatever punishment you might want for him, his reality is far worse.>>83259499Basically my reaction yeah.>>83259510He's been seeing a therapist for years, first in prison and then as part of his parole conditions. And yeah, I dunno what to think.>>83259512It doesn't?
Got some Simon Howie bacon for the soup. Not the best but better than tesco own brand. Lidl Scottish back bacon the best but couldn't be bothered driving across town.
>>83259473Amazon used to do it, i used to get it for my nan and her mates.Oh, no wait that was carbolic soap.
>>83259521I see you are comitted to your ideals.I can't fault that.
>lets pretend, child rape xDThe fucking state of you grim cunts, of all the things you want to play make believe about it's kiddy fucking. But you're not a nonce though?
DJE was done for some photo of a girl wearing tight fitting outfits at the gym. Yet he could've shagged her and no law would have been broken. I can understand why he goes round wasting police time for a living.
wallpaper vs paint. thoughts?
A smell of shit and chemsex pills enters the thread.
The age of consent should apply to hard drives too.
>>83259564>chemsex pillswhuat?
A handsome guy like this could go up and be nice to some consenting aged girl and probably get laid. Yet if you did it, you'd be a creep.
>>83259554Uncle Des done you in lad
Why won't they put the age of consent to 18? That would make it fair.
>>83259581it would line up better with things live viewing porn and drinking
>>83259581they did that for homosexuals. maybe we can do the opposite now: "you know what, we were wrong...about the straights! BOTH orientations now have to be 18."
>>83259593There must be a lot of politicians that like shagging consenting aged girls. I think most of society would have no objections to raising it to 18... especially when you mention currently it is possible for a 16yo to be in a sexual relationship with 50yo.
>>83259576I'm not you're made up lets pretend dolly you used to talk about kids being fucked. Sort your head out and get help you fucking paedo.
me, i support voting for 16-year-olds.not sure if that makes me a nonce.
>>83259602If you try to have a fling with a 20yo these days you are a wrongun if over the age of 25. Zoomers hate age gaps for some reason. Feminists I can understand... they're bitter old women.
Shut-in Turkish cretin posting from a grotty Izmir hovel
>>83259621When was the last time you went outside laddie?
>>83259611>I'm not you're made up lets pretend dolly>you'reAaahahahaha mongboy!
>>83259614mental that they can join the army at 16
last day of no nut novemberwow what an experience x
new loch thread since it's st andrew's day>>83259633>>83259633>>83259633
>>83259447>Decided to ask him about the CPWTF
>>83259293used this on my bathroom ceiling yest
>>83259173Inshallah he will fix it n_n x
Fox in tree>fox in treeFox in tree o_o
Ngl I will save my codeines fr TLC after a long day of burning fluoxetine flab. Dec 1 is my time fr being locked in going sicko mode n.n
Its rhe 30th of nov today so it starts tomkrk n.n happy Advent
>>83260166inshallah the yahudis will pay for their sins ameen may allah strike their hearts with fear and may they be cursed for all generations to come ameen may the evildoers who kill our children experience the same loss as they inflict upon us and may an even bigger enemy come and scam them and put ursury upon them as they do to us may they be turned into wageslaves and may they be put in ghettos may their children be killed and their synagogues bombed ameen. may their own logic of eye for an eye be applied to them and may they be subject to the horrors they inflict upon others ameen ya allah please erase even the memory of these vermin as they have become the ultimate evil ameen and may you curse all their supporters also ameen
+ St Andrews day:)
Ngl I hate the idea of not having s advrnt calendar. It might be the first year of my life ave never had 1. I jst cant really have 1 nd claim to be locking in. Idk
>>83260323Why not treat yourself and get one? Also, what's locking in?
Lol I jst seen its a old thread so ill jst post sum youtube videos https://youtu.be/WVjy0SXwwX0
>>83260371Grinding. Focused. In the zone. Locked in x
>>83260371Locking in to lose weight ave gained frm fluoxetine instead of letting jt continue into new year n.n x
https://youtu.be/SIcpg_pFbF8 epic video n_n
https://youtu.be/aVCR29aE_OQ
>>83260441Ah ok, got ya.>>83260459It doesn't have to be an edible advent calendar. I bought myself a lego and a hot wheels advent calendar (not a mixed, bought 1 of each on separate years). Treat yourself to something like that? Don't deny yourself this thing that you love, just make the treat something that isn't choccy related.
>>83260516Not a bad idea x Ngl a advent calendar is a wee buzz in the morning x
Think it's fine pig out tonight since am locking in tomoro n.n xx
Garn shop nao. Need ice teas
Toilberg again.TWS in captcha
