December nights edition
Nonces below
>>83271735Shut up you dreary thread splitting nob.
>>83271689It would appear the rats have fled the ship.
what kind of razor do you use?
>>83272244Deathadder essential. Sorry, that's a silly joke. I use a philips electric razor. Not sure what model.And you?
bought these instead of Dairy Milk Biscoff.i am glad i did.
>>83272556Looks posh
want to play a game but i can't think whatwas looking at Final Fantasy Tactics but it JUST got a remaster and tbqh it seems like i should just wait for that to get crackedmight replay Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, or that one GBA Castlevania but i dunno if i can't be arsed to see either through to the end
emulator crashed during Pokemon Pearlthere goes that game seemed decnet
think i will give today's Wordle a go.
cor that was a prickly one
Not posting what I was about to post. Cutting it right down.
>>83273284you are on the first step to your recovery x
started playing that Final Fantasy Tactics Advance A2
going to beddy byes now, good night /britfeel/
posting in this thread because of the op image
Thoughts on British-Filipino lasses? Think she is 20 soon.
just woke up, work in 30, very unwomfortable night of sleep, slept like 3-4 hours max but the show must go on, it tuesday
Apparently I can get 820 quid universal credit every month considering my mental health (not treatable imo). Think if I could get PIP too, I will get over 1000 quid a month for doing nothing. I really need to sort the bennies out next year. There are no jobs available for long-term unemployed men like me and I don't want to live in poverty. This is only fair for me because single mums are bigger drains. I just need money for vidya and a new computer. Currently using GNU/Linux on this ThinkPad from 2006.
>>83274408Very depressing getting up for work on cold, dark days while men like me just sleep whenever and don't contribute any tax. I would kill myself if I had to work some shit job like you.
>>83274441Doubt Turks living in Turkey are eligible for UK bennies
Kek read the description of this video. What does she fucking expect? https://youtu.be/ErVmxP4Ji4c
>>83274462I'm British. I don't lie about that unlike my supposedly Turkish lass.
>>83274555>I'm BritishProof?
>>83274571Shall be letting the other breadington die nowThis one was sitting at like 2 posts when the other one had like 30+ already, but it appears this shall be the main breadington thenSo be it X
>>83274555Post a quick reply here with an image of an ASMR bint attached, takes literally 10 seconds >>>/int/217254904
>>83274589I don't really think that's appropriate to be poking my nose in there. This is a more comfy place and is the NEET loser board.
I genuinely believe not getting sex is a valid disability. It has clearly mentally fucked me. I shall have to claim disability for mental health. I don't think men should work if they are unable to get sex. Having sex is a normal thing in a society. Why contribute to society if you aren't getting those rewards?
>I delete a bunch of vulgar comments almost daily and receive a large number of dirty emails, if you are not a fucking animal without self-respect, you will stop sexualizing my videos and writing me this nonsense.asmr is not supposed to be sexual at all.
Why won't Ruthmong ask his parents for an arranged marriage? They do everything else for him. I think it's still fairly common in Turkey.
>>83274739I want a genuine relationship. Shame I'm just a nasty person now. There's no way to be a green flag.
>>83274752>Shame I'm just a nasty person nowyoure also a smelly person
>>83274755That's because of lifelong depression.
>>83272556>>83272654honestly, cadbury's has fallen.
been playing need for speed undercover
>Did a favour for someone>They gave me a nice house plant>House plant soil had fungus gnats>Home is full of tiny gnats>Put out traps I had in my cupboard>Traps don't work because the traps are for fruit flies and don't attract fungus gnats>Had to buy an electric fly killer>Left it running a day straight, killed hundreds, massive fly graveyard>Satisfying zap each time>Message person about plant, get a message back saying, oh yeah I had a fly problem for a while>Throw out plant into bin>Thanks a lot cunt
No point working if you're not interested in any job. I especially detest working in a warehouse or factory long-term. Rather be dead.
When sex isn't going to happen for you, then working should only be for those who have sex. I need my free time reimbursement if I'm not getting laid. No wagie would give up sex to be a neet.
feel really stiff atm might have to do some stretching exercises
>>83274441>I really need to sort the bennies out next year.This is going to be your new 'i will audit soon'. You won't ever sort it.
>>83275439probably because he doesn't live in the uk
Spaffed yet again XNeed to call it soon
>>83275532You probably spent more time masturbating than working
>scrolling twitter at my kid's swimming lesson>it shows me pic related>now the other parents think I'm racist
>>83275690Are you racist though lad? Lot of the lads here are.
>>83275798Well of course I am but I don't appreciate being outedI might get a privacy screen for my phone
>>83274954we don't work because we like it ladwe work because how else will we afford to give money to FOOT GODDESS QVEEN FOOT GODDESS QVEEN FOOT GODDESS QVEEN
Had a good look through her photos - lots of nudes and lewds. She will never know I saw them because she trusts me. Which in itself is a bit foolish. 36E tits and a thick frame. Highly fuckable but very damaged in the old brainberg
>>83275912Qrd on this lad? Share some illicititty pics?
morning lads x
>>83276000Morning there lad
https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1pb8rem/time_to_start_on_the_advent_calendars/I wish people would feel ashamed of themselves. This subreddit is full to the brim of people posting what they ought to be ashamed of and bullied for. Fucking grim.
>>83276099Once you leave school you are no longer necessarily in an environment where social conformity to norms is absolutely strictly enforced. A lot of people just move on and do what they want.Some people just stay in a school mentality and constantly bitch online about people they no longer have any power over. Last just move on. You cannot control other peoples behaviour.
>>83276099About 1000 calories a day just in chocolate, probably much more if they're luxury calendars.
>>83276108Yes and look where that's got us. People used to care about the social contract and were shamed and lambasted for misbehaviour. Now everyone does whatever they want and the country has gone to utter shit.
>>83276120No lad. You do whatever you want until affects other people. People being gay, being trans, buying too many advent calendars, dressing weird, being autistic, has little to no effect on anyone else. Dropping litter on the ground affects others. Most of the time you should mind your own business
>>83276130Being a big fat pig affects others, we are the ones paying for their heart surgeries and more importantly we are forced to look at them.
>>83276130Yeah in an ideal world, but that is clearly not what happens in actuality.
>>83276120look at yourself ladyou're seething about someone who's bought some advent calendars. and you are very insistent that other people care as much as you do who gives a fuck. nobody cares!!! fucking reddit mentality "nooo you can't just do this!! like oh my god are you on drugs? are you high right now??"god you're annoying
>>83276138>we are the ones paying for their heart surgeries and more importantly we are forced to look at them.im forced to pay for your heart surgeries every time you get an aneurysm seething about minorities. in an ideal world i wouldnt have to but here we are
Morning morning morning all good lads. I hope you're well and in good spirits! If it's not those bloody immigrants it's people buying advent calendars ruining our country, why don't they just piss off to Lap land.
how can incels claim all women are whores when Lauras ASMR exists
>>83276153Why did you feel the need to attach the noncey picture to your post?
mornin leds.. still poorly as fuck. My boss is getting pissy that i keep working from home, kinda hoping i get fired so i can get on uc and pip for a couple months...
Never felt any pleasure whatsoever in sex or masturbation. Just relief when coming. My wife realised this and is concerned.
>>83276192So you have something to whine about?
Me? Not a big fan of paedophiles.
rope the nonces
>>83276216What counts as a nonce? Someone attracted to pre-pubescent children? Someone attracted to women under 18? Someone attracted to women under 25 ? (If you are over 30) I am seriously asking.
>>83276201> kinda hoping i get fired so i can get on uc and pip for a couple monthsYour mentality is common in this country. Loads of British people just do not want to work and constantly pull sickies just to get off. Like naughty kids who constantly ask to go the toilet or feign sickness just to get out of lessons. I feel like the only thing that will fix this is authoritarian communism or hyper individualistic libertarian capitalism.
>>83276218Someone attracted to pre-pubescent children. If he doesn't act on his urges he is an ethical nonce though (like lollers).
Shippy is an ephebophile
Escortlad reporting inShall I message the one I saw on Sunday for another booking? Thinking of Monday next week.
>>83276238Don't shag the same prozzie twice, lad. You'll get emotionally attached.
Lad at the school I work at just says he has severe anxiety disorder and then gets out of lessons. Has a card he can show and just go to the toilet to calm down. The lad has literally missed most of his science lessons, never hands in homework (ostensibly because of anxiety) and will 100% fail all his GCSEs. U in every subject. Mum makes excuses for him and dotes on him. All the other teachers go >oooh he has a lot of mental health problems I just want to fucking shout out >he is a fucking spoiled brat who has become weak and fragileHe will almost certainly end up on PIP when he leaves school. He will have no GCSEs. No qualifications. Incapable of getting a job due to his anxiety. Just live on PIP with mum forever because muh anxiety. Despite this he still has a cute gf and is well liked by the girls (tall and good looking lad who dressed like an 80s rock star).Fucking depressing.
>>83276202Are you circumcised? Chndueue
>>83276222I work 40 hours a week and can't afford to move out from my parents gaff.. im not going to put in loads of effort and work my arse off when i get fuck all out of it. Earning 1900quid rn, may as well go on the dole, get a comfy flat and 1000quid per month and do fuck all.. if the foreigners can do it why shouldn't we?
>>83276222Or, yknow, giving all men access to a wife so they actually have incentives to work
>>83276218If you don't know what a nonce is then you are obviously not British and you should gtfo our /britfeel/
>>83276245Nope. Still foreskin intact. Foreskin might be a bit tight but I can retract when erect. Just tight. Showed it to a few doctors. They said nothing wrong with it.
>>83276249Tonnes of middle class Brits dont know what a nonce is. Not normal lingo amongst them. Also, I know a nonce is a paedo. The issue is what counts as a paedo these days. These days loads of people say shagging a 19 year old if you are 30 makes you a paedophile. That was the point of the question.
>>83276241Very common problem. Nothing can be done until benefits and social housing are abolished or at least threadbare. The welfare state needs to die. The only way people are going to learn that the world does not owe them anything is to take away benefits.
>>83276241The welfare state is essentially a reverse survival of the fittest. It allows the weakest, stupidest, laziest and most useless people to breed repeatedly.
Wonder if Ruth knows what a nonce is. She is middle class.
>>83276246exactly this lad, was pulling around the same until I quit and took the bennypill (I had been planting multiple seeds with the GP over a year about mentyelf) then got put on full bennies without a diagnosis kek, too easy.I am following up with the appointments and shit though, lot less work than an actual tax cattle job
want moneywish i had a ps5 to trade in to cex
Did this ruth really give up a successful youtube channel because some guy from here found her Facebook? Sounds like a stupid reason to let go of easy income
anxiety goin mad rn
i want to get fucked in the ass by a big man with a thick cock but i cant because im homophobic
>>83276271Having work coach appointments means you're not on LCWRA, how is that "full bennies". Doubt you got on PIP just from a few GP visits over a year either. What is the point of this larp
best thing to do lads is NOT anxiety, you need a niche of mentyelf, they'll be taking all anxietymongs off full bennys soon to work in workhouses.
>>83276253anyone after kids under the age of 16 you fucking idiot
>>83276271how much are you getting in? ive also planted the seed and got some phisical health issues so it would not be hard to get on pip.. i might be joining you soon lad
>>83276285appointments as in doctors your mong. Haven't been to the job centre or had contact with them for over a year now, no need to be upset about it you filthy tax cattle.
>>83276271The problem is you can't attract any females as a NEET. I want to have sprogs some day so I'll have to work.
Also did the obsessed guy archive Ruth's videos? I want to watch them
>>83276295Sounds like you're the obsessed guy
>>83276294How? Working literally reduces your chances since the stress will age you and make you look worse. And you have less time for exercise and nutrition
>>83276287naembarassment for labour lats time due to the climb down and rebellionsinc then keir starmers popularity has tanked and tanked and he has way less capital and is likely going to be replaced next summerhe cant really risk another rebellion like thatin fact the timms review, to continue their attempts at effectively abolishing disability, was supposed to be done in november. wheres that? obviously just been pushed back. also encountered problems with people quitting it due to being ignored.kunt stalin is over.>>83276294you can get females as a neet if they are actually attracted to youif they arent attracted to you, you need other things to offset that such as a job etcyou have to work hard for what chaddington gets for free
>>83276288Dum dumb lad. A paedophile is technically defined as attraction to anyone pre-puberty (under 12)Attraction to anyone on the cusp of puberty or in it is called hebephilia (age 12-15) Attraction to anyone 15 - 18 is called ephebophilia.I have educated you. Now. Which ones overlap with nonce?
>>83276294im kinda in the same boat led.. id like a few sprogs in a couple years.. might settle for a dole skank and just be a dosser..
>>83276294would not want to have kids in England 2025>>83276289LCWRA & PIP. home paid for by bennies, paying for my leccy, gas, and water myself. Have around 900/1k after bills disposable each month.
>>83276304all of them are noncey and explaining the difference makes you look like the biggest nonce of all
>>83276309you are living the dream you lucky bastard..ive no idea how to do all the dole stuff but seriously considering quiting my job soon
>>83276311>being attracted to a 17 year old is noncey Contradicted yourself earlier when you said the cut off was under 16. Clearly you are not too bright.
>>83276316That was my first post ITTIt's so fucking pathetic when you fags try to identify anon posters, stop doing it
>>83276299Nope but Ruth looks hot as fuck. I love that english girl phenotype with the big foreheads.
Foids with nice feet
>>83276304you are most definitely a nonce and should be hanged forthwith
>>83276309>would not want to have kids in England 2025Why not?
im so tired and fatigued and stuff an my neck hurts woke up and it hurts muystve slept bad on itt
I'm so tired of shemales
>>83276326Noncery is in the eye of the beholder lad. Some of the greatest men of history were nonces. Plato. The Prophet Muhammad. Casanova. Jerry Lee Lewis. David Bowie Robert Plant and basically all rock stars ever
>>83276333wierd...i love bhig tranny cock
>>83276331Good morn lad
>literally is the prettiest girl on the planet right now>will never be 1% as popular as some average foid like pokimaneWhat is she missing to launch her career to stardom
>>83276315>living the dreamreality is lad if the UK wasn't that much of a shithole & I had any decent prospects in life I wouldn't mind working for a wage... but I don't.
where the fuck are the sexy hsts trannies? how do you find them?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764442071635437.mp4
>>83276343bet her tits are lovely and warm
>>83276355Yeah, she's probably got the car heating on, but it was quite warm yesterday.
>>83276343Is she really related to seaideMARK?
>>83276343How's her foot game?
Too much negativity here nowadays imo
>>83276350i dont think lesbians are going to be very interested in you lad
>>83276343>Y know, the thing about a femoid, shes got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes. When she comes after ya, she doesnt seem to be livin until she asms ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then - aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin, the toilet turns red, and in spite of all the fappin and the gooning, they all come in and rip ya wallet to pieces.
Insane how he necked a keg and went back to bed.
What is the best British film ever made?
Bought some M&S egg custard tarts gonna have all 4 at once classic SSM style. 4 egg custard tarts is one portion x
>>83276387The 39 steps
>>83276387Define british made film
Strange dream last night, an IRL escape from tarkov dream. I shot a couple of people, desu. It had to be done. Wasn't distressing, so just another weird dream, not a nightmare.>>83276387The snowman.
>>83276397A film made in Britain by a British person
>>83276387Goodbye Mr Chips
>>83276387Trainspotting(Danny Boyle is English you fucking cunts)
/britfeel/ is dead without SSM updates Just want him back desu lids
ruth (she/her) is cute <3
>>83276408He said british, there's 3 main countries on this land, and of course England is being demolished, but for now, we still exist.
>>83276401Forin actors allowed?
>>83276413hes dead lad. time to find a new lolcow
Why did SSM purchase the beer bike? What went through is mong brain Dee lados?
>>83276421He's not dead. Just taking a break because of the twolls
>>83276387Lawrence of Arabia imo
I miss Charlie Kirk
>email from toilberg>"there will be NO christmas bounus this year, maybe next year if we set up some type of scheme so you can really grovel for fuck all" Christmas do this year is not paid for, so if you show up to the works christmas dinner (in work) you will be charged 25 quidNot liking the way this place is going tbqfh lids
>>83276426what beer bike? QRD?
I miss marmiteman4
>>83276445If they don't care about you, why should you care about them? Get your wage, don't go above and beyond, basic worker role.
>>83276447Hello miss marmiteman4, I anon.*waves at you*
How can I get sex with a 9/10 british rose like ruth?Even on escort sites I csnt find any, the only whites are Russians and other east euros
eating wills cum directly out of ruths fanny
>>83276470She has a tattoo. Thats 3 points automatically deducted
>>83276507Could you post your points system please lad? Would be interested to see how it works.
>>83276507You forgot a couple of things. ' and .
>>83276413Been in tears all weekend at how badly he's been treated.
>no ssm updates>no hhl drivel/britfeel/ is healing lads
>>83276517Poor grammar. That's 12 points automatically deducted.
>>83276522What is the charming rogue up to lately? Any updates le de lodz0rz?
>>83276522>4-5 posters left>24 hour threadslad it over
>>83276525For me? my personality has me starting on -100.
morning. waiting for the postie, me.>>83276387The Third Man (most fun)Hot Fuzz (most funny)Kes (most good)
corr AFF work in 30, wee nap on the cards when i get home
>>83276537true, will be needing to find something else to pass the time at this rate
>>83276513Tattoo: 3 points deducted with 1 point deducted for any additional tattoos.Non-virgin: 3 points deducted Non natural hair colour: 3 points deducted (4 points deducted if she has blue hair)
oh look, there he goes, delivering across the street.last time he was at the blue door, i timed it at 9 (nein) minutes between there and mine.
>>83276560Thought for a sec this was SSM
Oh I forgot about tattoos. With my personality and tattoos, I'm starting on -150 ish. Maybe more. Actually I'll start on -146, I'm a solid 4 in the looks department.
yes everyone, please leave the tattooed/pierced/blue-haired girls alone. they are all horrid BPDemon whores and you should absolutely leave them for other people (me.)
tattooed harlots are BANNED All women with tattoos please make your way to SSM, that is literally all you deserve you utter mongs.
>>83276570Shouldn't insert your benis in crazy, anon. Have you forgotten what r ancestors taught us?
MB has a lot of tattoos
Roundhouse kick a wagie if you see one.Buy a pint for a fellow neetchad
thoughts on turtleneck sweaters?
>>83276596i always thought of them as kind of a gay thing
>>83276593No!, I'm not mean. I'm going to (attempt to) go to lidl, and tell the wagies they're doing a good job.
i hope these digital ID cards indicate employment status. nothing invasive, just a basic yes/no/student/disabled/retired.no reason NEETs should have to pay VAT. quick swipe/tap at the checkout, would be easy to automate.
>>83276596I had 1 in my 20's. It was meh, nothing on a nice hoody, desu.>>83276610Bugger off fony blurgh.
What is your favourite genocide?
>>83276602the only time i've known someone wear a turtleneck, it was a pal who hooked up with this lass when we went on a night out, she gave him an insane amount of hickies. he turned up to work in a turtleneck the next day.but that does mean he already owned a turtleneck. also, sometimes he would get off with blokes.
>>83276623>What is your favourite genocide?Babylonia.
>>83276623Armenian genocide was siiiiiiick
>>83276623for me, it's either h or a. FUCK ants and FUCK killer bees.
Hope r crossy got his non choccy advent calendar.
>Twelve more prisoners released in error, with two still missing, says LammyNot AGAIN!
Just wish we'd get a Seaside Christmas Message this year. Would do anything to have him back. I looked up to him.
>>83276727Ffs, this is getting out of hand. Time to ban prisoners, it's the only way we'll stop this.
>>83276728no chance of that lad, more chance of his window being put through in the coming days though
what is the proof of nonce hunters going after him?
>>83276596They piss me off, I hate having it on my neck
>>83276623Palestine>inb4 jew Cope
WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagieTime to get in your caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagie
Corr. Something about gurls in camo, it does it for me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWQx2f-CErU
Wagies across the country having their lunchtime slop. HOWLING.
Wonder what rSSM is doing rn
Wops' big floppy tits on me face oh aye.
Was ssm actually reported to ayrshire council and local pedo hunters? Any chance the police get involved?It's a shame because I sympathise with him sometimes but he turned out to be a pedo creep like most ugly men
>>83276776Some people think the Maria shit is recent not realising those videos being posted on YouTube are about 7 years old.
Sad shut-in freak posting to himself.
>>83276786You've not replied to anyone, so I assume you're talking about yourself.
croccy
>>83276775unironically would tbqfh she seems like she'd have fun in bed corr
It's simple I wake upI order subwayI shit Simple as
>>83276795no, autistic girls make weird noises and don't like being touched in ways that make you really really relieved when you have sex with a normal person.
wanna kill myself soon aye
>>83276801Literally forgot subway exists. How the fuck is that your first choice of goyslop?
Made a thread about are girl Laura. Hopefully get her some new fans xAlso gonna start posting her on /int/
>>83276773time to discus SSM video archives de lids
it sad that Subway is not as good as it once was.not that it was anything amazing, mind you. just fresh cooked meats and veggies, like making up a sarnie at home. although the bread was actually nice (and marinara sauce is a pain to make).now it's ALL shit. i don't even understand how. do you just want slices of cheese and pepperoni in a bun? well, it'll be a stale, soggy mess.
imagine if your mother had fed you properly as a child.
>>83276831There is some strange underlying smell of vomit from every subway The hords of future deano kids that just sit in the place day and night isn't that appealing either
>>83276824Ah classic ssm lore
>>83276822next op should be dedicated to rlass. she needs new fans.
>>83276240I know not to get attached, she was just really nice and I reckon it'd be good to build confidence and experience with her.
>>83276773Rimming Helen
>>83276846Why the fuck did he do this?
>>83276822>>83276848>asmr bints dont get enough views because its shit>the creepy mong fans "advertise" their channel>more creepy mongs appear>The ASMR bint gets scared off Tale as old as time
>>83276773Busy reporting YouTube twoll channels
>>83276840My parents went through a poor phase and we had mushroom omelettes a lot when I was a child. I hate cooked mushrooms. I can eat 1 or 2 uncooked mushrooms, but no more than that. I call them the devils testicles.
Has SSM ever offered any thoughts on mass immigration?
bring back proper British sarnie shops.
Lost interest in Scottish lass because all she talks (or whispers) about is Pokemon or vidya.
>>83276240I've shagged the same one about 16 times. Told her I love her I did.>>83276238Redpill me on the one from Sunday. Did you ever see the first one again?
>>83276873illogical pricing desu
>>83276897Not him but, that's AI for you.
>>83276861Old as time lid
>>83276897rorst beef is the most expensive singular meat compared to liver/pate/sausage type meats.and fresh salad leaves were a luxury in the 70s. you normally couldn't just get them in shops, you had to travel.
Has that nonce apologiser fucked off?
SSM has had girlfriends and sex. What's your excuse, incels?
>>83276909how the fuck do you delete a future thread before its even been made, silly little cunt needs to have a word with herself
>>83276909Attentionwhore craves attention, then begs for that attention to stop.Stupid whores, kek.
>>83276911Nonces dindu nuffin tbqh ladNonces a good lads
>>83276912i dont have his confidence levels, SSM has the gift of the gab, women cant control themselves around men like that, he also has a well paying job for goo goo google
>>83276909Does she not know threads on 4chan usually 404 within 24 hours. Mong.
>>83276912Where? He raped a mentally disabled girl and got friendzoned by helen>>83276927>women cant control themselves around men like that,Yeah they cant stop themselves from calling the police
>>83276909complaining about message board posts is dumb, but why do this publicly ON a message board?do zoomers just view Twitter as the way we view email?
>>83276912SSM puts in the effort on dating apps. I cba with that
friend's practising tattoos, she's offered to do a gromit in a chest harness on me i would like that quite a lot, always wanted a tattoo
life sucks if your kind of fucked up but only a bitlike your mental enough or dumb enough or whatever to have it wreck your life but you appear normalbad enough for it to wreck your life, but not bad enough to be obvious to everyone, or to get and require constant help from otherslife is actually easier if you are a full retard because people help you partial retard? just seem like a weirdo and people hate you
Just got back from that voluntary work, was pretty good today we painted some park benches. Very therapeutic. Had lovely weather for it today too. Got meself a Greggs on the way homes.
is this the triumphant return of pee girl?
>>83276947Is she good at it? It might look a bit fucky if you're her first.
If you look at Laura's old vids she was enthusiastically and openly replying to comments but now shes more distant. She probably got disillusioned from the jeets and perverts asking to see her ass and pussy
>>83276947>gromit in a chest harnesssounds kinky desu
>>83276952nice one. reminds me of a poster we used to have called HelperLad (R.I.P.)
>>83276952You're pretending to be him, and doing a poor job of it. Kek.
>>83276840HHL wouldn't be so tiny. It not right what Sandra did.
>>83276952Have you ever actually measured your neck length? Be interested in the figures
Just had a wokkle of vodka me. Love me alcohol. Got that voluntary work tomorrow and a trekkie brekkie x
>>83276958from what i've seen her little stick and pokes look good, i trust her>>83276962wallace would absolutely build a shaft-o-matic for gromit if he asked for one, i reckon
>>83276959 Creeps would ask her about doing OnlyFans
>>83276972Better, but your tell of too many full stops, is giving you away.
Cheaty pizza for luncheon, methinks.
my BPD ex-gf got her friend to casually tattoo the chemical symbol for serotonin on her ankle.not only were the lines all crooked, she actually got the symbol wrong.DON'T DO IT PEE GIRL
>>83276949I'd still prefer to be a partial retard because at least I can earn money.
Why don't you send Laura a gift? Her PO box is in her bio.
Am approaching 30 and pokemon is all I need never had gf never will. X
>>83276988>not only were the lines all crooked, she actually got the symbol wrong.honestly slaythat's even better than it being correct. it has a story to tellits the human experience drawn on her ankle, i would have that
Remember thinking Ruth was attractive when she was first posted here about 3 years ago, but now I'm older she genuinely just looks like a kid to me now. Can't find her sexy, too young. Nothing to do with "I don't want to feel noncey" either, couldn't care less about that. Just not feeling it, can't imagine shagging someone who looks that young anymore.
>>83276998Cause she doesnt reply or do unboxing or anything so what's the point. I'm in love w her but shes not getting any of my neetbux without a incentive
>>83277001>KasumiTHIS is the shit we would get today.localisations > literal translations.
>>83277003>>83277003>slayPlease be in london
>>83277006Nonce detected nonce detected
>>83277010How can you be in love with someone you've never spoken to and only seen in videos where she's doing a performance? That's like falling in love with a character from a TV show. Like falling in love with Lt. Commander Data from Star Trek.
Real babbymen hours
>>83277010Am sure she would thank you personally if you write your YouTube handle in a note
>>83277020Waifulads do it all the time.Ruth is his 3DPD waifu
pee girl i will draw gromits on your chest for freeportfolio of my work:>>83276791
>>83277019But she's about 25 now. You are a spastic
>>83277023not everyone, but quite a few. >a "girl" turns up>anons suddenly start fawning over it
>>83277015The sub it better lad I watched all 280 something episodes and 5 movies in Japanese it saved me from killing myself when my mum kicked me out and I move to a studio apartment alone Now on that advanced generation x
Laura and Ruth scissoring
>>83276873They look moldy af
I wish I had been born as a girl. Being a man is shit.
>>83277029That's not love though, that's a mental illness.
Mak says he's gonna be more like SSM from now on and go different places to record his videos. He want to explore this world. He sick of being in the house all the time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y9_DQEiFcE
>>83277045just transition lad x
>>83277045Why not transition x lot of white and asian boys look nicer when they transition to girls
unironically would have become a tranny years ago if i wasnt 6ft2
>>83277054>another alcoholic faggot
>>83277054Would love to see rMak in Swanage
>>83277054Grim af comment on that video.
>>83277054why dis niqqa have so many 2pac posters shid
>>83277036>studio apartmentit's called a bedsit. if you can be some weeaboo fixated on the mystical specialness of the Japanese language, then you can do the same with ARE language and culture
>mak still in that grotty as all fuck room>STILL drinking ONE single can of cider>STILL walking around like its some WWE intro Its so unbelievably grim and depressing you don't want to think its an actual real human
>>83277054I think it would be funny if the rest of his house was really nice and he just went into that fucked up 2pac room every now and then for a cider to pretend to be a degen for YouTube. Sadly we know that isn't true and his life is genuinely a little island of 3rd world chaos in the UK
>>83277101other ppl's brains don't work on the higher lvls like u + me
SeasideSAGAPart1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqXFHPSY0PEPart2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrYOJX6XGuAPart3:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK2TeQjixJs4x lush
Part1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqXFHPSY0PEPart2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrYOJX6XGuAPart3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK2TeQjixJs
>>83277101I think the lad is clinging to better dayzIt sad, some people have trouble facing the future, maybe the lad was traumatized and is stuck in arrested development.
>>83277055>>83277056I'm in my early 30's
>>83277101I don't find it depressing. The way he swaggers around is a triumph of the human spirit.
>have to get my order in by 1pm for next day delivery>no problem, loads of time, what am i even worried about?>forget about how long it takes the crypto-elves to shift cyber-money around
>>83276890>Redpill me on the one from Sunday.She was great.Really pretty, natural woman, only a year younger than me. We gave each other oral, she rode me in cowgirl. I came in the condom, chatted for a bit, used some toys on her, really lovely woman. >Did you ever see the first one again?No, given up.
>>83277134so? that Jim Sterling bloke did it, and she looks great.
>>83277065Losers love seeing the downfall and failure of others.
>>83277154Was it the full GFE? Kissing and cuddling and that?
>>83277160Yes, cuddled for a bit after I came. Lots of kissing, including French kissing which from her profile she doesn't always do which was nice.She also said I have a nice butt from the sport I do which made me blush and smile.
>>83277145I don't have those problems as I'm too thick to work out DNM's. My problem is that the 1 lad I know fro weed, told me yesterday he's getting banned from driving.>>83277160No, she comes round, puts her toothbrush in your toothbrush holder, puts loads of grotty underwear on your floor, fills the bath plughole with hair, pisses all over the toilet seat, complains at you and tries to change you.
>>83277155For me? It's Lordkat aka Felicia.
perhaps mate B has some ket in. would take all my charm, though.>you still addicted to ket?>nah. but you got any i could buy? it's for a friend.doesn't matter if she knows, deep down. what matters is i get it.
>>83276803Yanks bullying are girl Laura in the replies it not right
gonna need to dump out some nasty wet poo in a bit
>>83277167What's the "sport" you do that beefs up your arse? Getting bummed off black lads?
bigots always say addicts are sneaky and manipulative, but ask any one of us, we'll tell you we're honest.
>>83277193She looks like a retard.>our girl
>>83277169Funny. I've never had a gf piss all over my toilet seat to be honest. Definitely had them complain and try to change me, got one still doing it. She's been quite successful to be fair, I was a bit feral when we met and now I'm almost domesticated. I have my own bathroom though which is always a bit fucked, but she just doesn't go in there and we're happy.
>>83277193>in the repliesdon't like this phrasing in the context of 4chan. i know it's right, it wouldn't even seem amiss 10+ years ago, it is just the replies, and it's what's in them.but it's a message board and 'the replies' are just the replies. things aren't happening 'in' there it's just the posts.
>>83277199Football, running, weightlifting, cycling
no need for special K, anyway. not when i have this Crunchy Nut chocolate mocha granola.(not shilling, it's shit.)
Just nearly went apeshit lads. Think oh I'll watch squid game on slopflix. It started dubbed, fuming levels increased, but luckily there is an option for OG language and English subs.Phew, now I can do slopflix and relax. It's different to the normie version, I'm just relaxing by myself watching slopflix. They ruin everything. Imagine if yesterday I was with a girl and said fancy coming to mine for slopflix? HFW she would have got to mine, I'd have skinned up and put Ed Gein story on.She'd be like oh I can see your benis twitching, and I'd have to say, erm yeah, erm because of you sexy bb.
I hope in the not too distant future we see these nonce hunting squads given the power of judge, jury and executioner over the nonces and are allowed to kill there where they stand like the dogs they are. Unironically like the peadohunter general sketch from monkey dust. I want to see blood and I want it now.
>having to change every episode of squid game into the original language and Englsih subs.Normal scum are too thick to into subtitles. I'll have to do this for every forrin film I watch on slopflix? Fucking state of it.
>>83277294its all pointless in the end as the cunts just take their phones out after 2 minutes and start blasting tik tok reels at max volume (bonus points for the retards that watch the same 3 second reel multiple times)
just saw a really fat bloke go outside and try to jog. he made it about twenty yards before giving up.am i in any position to judge? yes (top floor window, saw the whole thing)
>>83277381Probably tried to go too fast. You really do need to go very fucking slow when you start.
>>83277330That's why they love dubbed stuff.
I feel miserable
cant decide what to post next
can someone suggest horror films?watched longlegs lasst night i thought it was right good
>>83277253Do you think she would see your benis twitching? In this scenario are you both watching the murder show completely naked and uncovered? I have secret boners all the time round people, and I don't think without close genital region examination it would be possible for them to find out.
>>83277381He's making a big mistake. He'll fuck up his knees and ankles. He should do something low-impact like cycling or the elliptical.
i want to be a good girl and suck cock and get a tasty reward at the end
>>83277439I don't know anon, I was just making a shit joke. I am clueless about these things really.
what episode of The Simpsons should i watch while i eat?
im depressed oi wanna doiei need a cute girl who cares about me to look gofrward to talking to a the end of the daythen id do stufrf
>>83277453You're too deep in the wank world mate.
>>83277472one where sideshow bob sings to bart at the end on the boat
got no interest in things anymorewaiting to die
Amazon lids just delivered and installed that new Wamsung washer dryer. It lush. Seemed like good lids them Amazon boys. Hope they don't have to deal with any grumpy seethies today. Having me chocolate eclair from Greggs nows.
>>83277512You're doing better. Still too many full stops for my liking, and I thin HHL would say wreggs, but you're almost there.
not for you, shes chad only
>prettiest girl on the planet right nowHow do you end up simping like this for the most bland 5/10 mid NPC girls. I wouldn't look twice. There's prettier girls every day in my office and on my walk to the office.
I, for one, am very glad that I made the wise decision to put in MY order for ketamine through last night meaning it has been successfully processed. I should be rolling in the stuff by tomorrow. What joy.
I have a beautiful wife who loves meI have a six figure income working from home, doing something I find satisfying and intellectually stimulatingMy life is the product of many years of hard work and good decisions, as well as talent and luckI can look back on my past and smile at all the good memories. I don't think about the bad ones.I can look at my future and feel like the best is yet to come
>>83277555And yet you're still here posting on britfeel with the rest of us losers. Cope.
>>83277555Well I've got a mid wife who thinks I'm pretty neat BUT has a slim waist and massive tits. I've got a 50k job that I think is merely ok where I get to wfh two or three days a week. Sometimes it's interesting. I can look back at some memories and smile, others bring me much pain. I think the best has probably happened but there's some positives coming up. I think I'm exactly half as well off as you, this is remarkable.
>>83277555Yet you're on 4chan trying to brag and make others feel bad.Shame we're not as gullible as you think.
>>83277479tiredlad, have you ever been tested for dyslexia?
>>83277565Yeah I love /britfeel/, it's great>>83277569Sounds like you're on the right track lad. Keep going.>>83277588Just trying to bait some interesting replies lad, not trying to make others feel bad. I wish you all the best
>>83277555>>83277609you need knocking down a peg.fortunately, the one thing you CAN'T control is ageing. maybe you're as fit as a fiddle, but every bone in your body is deteriorating. not to mention baldness, cancer, and dementia can hit anyone.
>>83277631You're not wrong lad. Fortunately I have a full head of hair in my 30s and baldness is not in my family, but you're right about the cancer and dementia.
>>83277609Why lie, you want others to seethe at you. What "interesting" reply could you want. Kek. Slimy little faggot.
>>83277638I got a bit of seething but also a few interesting ones here>>83277569>>83277631
was quite the curry, that.
>>83277648A few would be 3. 2 would make a couple.
>>83277661Fair point yeah, can't argue with that
>order has actually been marked as shipped>now i will have excruciating bladder pains from tomorrow evening
>>83277674Why do it to yourself mate? You'll end up fucked. Find another drug to take.
>>83277674You know the risks and do it to yourself.
>>83277682>Find another drug to take.just had a dihydrocodeine and i'll have some tramadols later. they help with the CHRONIC pain, but i'll need more in to help with the sharp/acute pain.
>>83277674you can simply just stop inhaling ketaminebladder hasnt been great but ive been on the 2x daily movicols keeping my bowels as clear as i can and spending a while every piss to empty as much as i can, and not putting horrible shit in me, and i've been ok lately
>>83277690yes, i don't dispute this.>>83277700didn't you say you have some condition anyway? glad things are better at least.
>>83277555>i am a childless sprogless wagieYou forgot this one
>>83277734We're childfree by choice lad, and love the freedom and the extra money. No disrespect to people who choose to have kids but it's not for us
>go to JapanSee Japanese culture>go to KoreaSee Korean culture>go to England
>>83277674Yeah no shit you've chose the absolute worse drug to be addicted to for your physical health. Which isn't anywhere near good enough to be worth having razor blade chunks inside your bladder. For what? Your depwession? Whole world revolves around your feefees? You need a fucking slap get a grip ffs.
>>83277744>We're childfreeKEK
Benniemongs btfo lmao
>>83277750not hurting anyone else, am i? there are people who cut themselves up. frankly, it's none of your fucking business.
>>83277754How many kids do you have lad?
>>83277759>le defensive junkieHow original
>>83277758what was even his disability?
>>83277763No offense mate but if you're asking me that as a confirmed man in your 30s with no sprogs you sound like a wrongun. None of your business.
>>83277764normally i wouldn't bother, but i'm assuming you see other people like this. this is your genuine attitude.might want to look at yourself before having a go at others.
>>83277759I don't think you deserve a slap or anything, not that guy, but I'm worried about your health. Have you taken 6 weeks off it recently?
Full stop mong on a melty today lads.
>>83277771No offence taken mate. All the best with your status-levelling kids (who may or may not exist)
SSM been sectioned and on suicide watch. How the mighty have fallen.
>people are allowed to be concerned for my health but only in an enabling way that makes no difference >killing myself doesn't hurt my family, friends >me me me me me me me
>>83277790Could easily believe this, wouldn't be the first time, but I'd like to see some kind of proof
having a couple of jars now in honour of SSM
>>83277709>yes, i don't dispute this.I also do things I shouldn't, due to my love of escapism.
>search seasidemark>it's all just twoll channelsGrim
So depressed I ended up going to the pub. Stouts were lush though.
>>83277865Drop some links to the best ones and any you have found that ridicule his fanboys too. Thanks!
Oh no, I scary red envelope from the tvlicensewankers. Oh heck, they're starting final proceedings (or some shit, I ripped the letter up and not searching the bin for that fine detail). Oh no, going to waste tax payer money to get bolice here with a warrant. Oh deary me, they won't be able to protect a lefty or an illegal rapist, oh my, what will happen?Fucking muggy cunts.
>sectionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7yu9BiCXAEsad these aren't playing marrapalooza this yearjust want to sing along to some local wokecore
>>83277920If they turn up just tell them you don't need a TV licence and shut the door on them. I've never had them turn up anyway.
workington was alright, clocked I wasted 5 hours of the day on youtube, coffee, reading and a walk. Spent a good chunk of the morning internet shopping whilst sipping my black coffee and listening to a history podcast, reminded me of neeting. Wfh tomorrow and theres a 2 hour meeting from 10 - 12 and as we dont have to put cameras on I think I'll pencil in playing the guitar for that period.
>>83277939If they turn up by themselves they can fuck right off. Let them turn up with a copper, I'm not a fool so if there's a warrant there's not much I can do, but I won't give any personal information if the tvlicensewanker is near. They don't get my personal details.
I wish I could time my bowel movements. Then I could shit in my commode and leave it there when the tv license and police turn up. That would be fun.
>>83277749>go to england>experience middle eastern culture
>>83277949no reason to play the guitar, lad. if you go on the internet there's already music.
>>83276840think I was fed properly as ive got a broad build, but the caveat is that im 5'9 because everyone on my mum and dads side is 5'9 ffs so its all for nothing because im a midget
>>83277993What shitty AI made that image?
>>83277978What you got a commode for de lid? You an invalid?
>>83278001It's legit from Auditing Britain.
>>83278001it's made it so all those people have fallen over, but the paths aren't even icy?
>>83277997no reason to do anything in this day and age but it passes the time and I enjoy it, intrinsically valuable.
>>83278001It's not ai lol
>>83277749go to a footy match in sunderland
>>83278017Why are they all eating?
There's a vendor selling qualudes on UK darkwebs but they're fucking expensive. Tenner for one. Think I'll probably have to take the plunge, always wanted to try them since wolf of wall street
you know what, fair play to the young'uns who still care about class issues rather than all this identity politics shite (and this includes /pol/, fuck you /pol/)me, i have just lost hope. anything about forrins or global warming or war feels like it's incidental, anyway. just another thing also happening.
>>83277993Same anywhere in europe Dublin, ParisSo many little Japanese tourists still flying to London expecting to find dickensian Downton Abbey shit lol. Sad. All tourism to Europe will die.
>>83278022You're not allowed to bring your own food into a football stadium
I want a girlfriend that will love me forever unconditionally. Is that so much to ask?
>>83278030Wispa right? They're meant to be shite lad
>>83278030does this vendor happen to share their name with a chocolate bar?if so i almost considered doing the exact same thing lol. let us know how it goes.
chuds will seethe but i just got my flu shot
>>83278022They are in a pre-match game of who can eat the most pies before reaching the football ground.
>>83278040Yes. There's no such thing as unconditional love from a woman. She could stop loving you at any time for any reason, and you need to just accept that if you want to get into a relationship
>>83278022They've just robbed all that food from Greggs before heading to the football ground. Eating the evidence aren't they.
need to do a liftington dont I but I cant be fucking arsed, cant even remember if I lifted yesterday, it all sort of blurs together
>>83278046me, i'll just risk the flu.why? dislike needles, but find illness comfy.
>>83278022Mummy gave them money to buy food before the game. Well it's better than buying cigs and booze isn't it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKY8qpPmGnk
>>83278040lollers has a gf despite being a nonce
Long haired audit lad has free will.https://youtu.be/enexKAWxbsg
>>83278062the right illness is bare comfy, has to be the sleepy exhausted one that makes vidya and documentaries really comfy. Worst kind is the shittington illness where after a week your bumhole has fallen apart.
>>83278022New law states you may not watch a football match on an empty stomach. PC gone mad isn't it.
funny how my mother's "unconditional" "love" disappeared the moment i wanted a Dreamcast.
>>83278079Loving a child doesn't mean giving in to all of their demands. In fact it's often the opposite.
>>83278076true. also sniffles can just be irritating, when you're going through boxes of tissues.but a fever in bed? ooh aye. it's like a holiday, even as a NEET.
>>83278073Poor lad can't get benefits for over five years, won't work for corrupt corporations. It not right.
anyone watch the show 'from'?
>>83278090>S TIERfever>A- TIERexhaustion related>B TIERsniffles and colds>F TIERstomach bug
>>83278089there is a line. not getting me a Dreamcast was on the wrong side of that line. now she's old. i don't visit.
>>83278105You are a mental case lad
>>83278100>anyone watch the show 'from'?Never heard of it. What is it about?
playing need for speed undercover>>83278105she should have weighed up the monetary cost of a dreamcast against the emotional cost of her child resenting her
We need to seriously restructure the DWP. Make millions of savings by reducing the amount if security staff at Jobcentres.
Actually, Lollers has a new girlfriend. I don't understand why some of you lads are struggling to find a woman.
>>83278134Theres a girl called Julie in it and shes sexy and has big tits
>>83278152Lollers is a nice guy, he has a good job, owns a house, probably decent looking.
last i remember Lollers mentioning it, he had a mid-20s gf while approaching 40.VERY 'nonce-coded' as they say.
>>83278155Am are Lollers.
>>83278164And all of those things are true about you right?
One day I will have my own flat and get disability/PIP. Inevitable. I won't be put on the streets. The council must find me suitable accomodation as you can't work without a fixed address.
>>83278138>playing need for speed undercoverYou've just told us, you've blown your cover.It's a fun game. I remember underground2, that was really fun.
'lolicon'? more like 'morally wrong'.
>>83278166I can't comment on my looks, the other 2 points, yh..
>>83278154Any plot to it? Was that her in the webm?
Feel absolutely fucked. That pint of Jaipur in Spoons has sent me over the edge a little
>>83278191yeah its horrorsome people trapped in some town with these creatures whhat look like peoplegirl in webm is julie yesthe big sex
Phwoar gotten up me X>>83277993VGH ingerlvnd innit
>>83278174>One day I will have my own flat and get disability/PIP. Inevitable. I won't be put on the streets. The council must find me suitable accomodation as you can't work without a fixed address.Not eligible in Turkey. If you were British you would have gotten on benefits at some point in the 3 years you've spent larping that you are on them or declaring that you will at some point go on them. Ottoman Turkish gimp.
>>83278174>The council must find me suitable accomodation this happened to me and tbqh they did fuck all. yeah they're obligated to help if you're homeless, i had plenty of phone calls with a housing advisor (and she was sound tbqh), she just told me again and again there was nowt available.just stayed in a friend's cat's room for a few weeks, then managed to find somewhere private. i'm still on the council housing register almost five years later, never heard back from any bids i've ever made (hundreds).
>>83278216>>83278174as a straight while male youll be constantly lowered down on the list as new people get put on it above you
A trainee police officer has been barred from the force after she put her hand on a colleague's leg before asking him 'do you think I'm fit?'.Brogan Canning repeatedly told her senior colleague 'you know you want to' as she also attempted to lunge in for a kiss.
>>83278227Must have been a fudge packer
>>83278233Or somebody fed up of whores trying to suck their way to the top.But, having seen the captcha, gay it is.
>>83278224nah but as a SINGLE male it's tricky, even for shared/one bedroom places. why would they ever pick you?if i was female and scummy i'd at least lie about escaping rape/abuse. good reason to be single and looking for a place, that.
>>83278174They aren't obligated to house you only help prevent you from living on the streets, house share, hostel etc. I've been living in a tent on a round about for 10 years.
>>83278245>nah Yes, it is demonstrably easier to get social housing if you are some paki goat caveman asylum seeker. Lmao you can't just say "nah" to wave away things that make you uncomfortable.
if a woman tried it on with me like that, i'd be weirded out.it's not even one of those "yeah but DEEP DOWN..." situations, like getting away with robbing a bank. i just would not want women touching my leg and asking if they're fit. simple as.
Lollers does your new gf know youre a nonce?
>>83278200Is it a proper horror, or a jump scare 1? I don't mind a bit of gore and stuff, but pointless jump scare nonsense does my head in.
I've just seen something that doesn't register with my world viewHmmmmm>nahAh, all better LmaoThat's wild
Tempted by the fruit of a tuppence
>>83278271No jump scaresMystery boxes aplentySeason 4 next year supposed to be wrapping the show up
