>>84622227
Nah my penis size is perfect. Above average length and girth

ideal penis is a micropenis with ED, big dicks are gynocentric and only serve to please women

>>84622227
yea kinda, I get turned off by the fact women don't get turned on by my dick because its average

I think the size is acceptable but I wish it were better looking

>>84622227
Depends, do you mean top 0.5% in terms of desirability by women, or top 0.5% in terms of size? Most women don't prefer massive dicks and they impractical and make sex more difficult. Ideal is probably something like 6.5-7.5 inches in length, 5.5-6 inches in girth.

>>84622236
Same, foids are lucky to get my big dick.


Where is the 3" asian male poster, I want to know what he thinks

>>84622227
trick question genie you won't get me

>>84622385

5'4 asian guy here, wish i had a longer dick but i feel like every guy always thinks like that so i dont really know

I'd like that top 0.5% cock but I'll also want top 0.5% balls where it's huge and can cum large loads so that I could make cum tributes of my favorite girls on the net!

>>84622227
That cock looks too big to fit all the way inside her mouth tbqh
Would be disappointing not to be able to push her head all the way to the base

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>>84622259
>Most women don't prefer massive dicks
cope, all women are size queens

I have a perfectly average dick at 6" and I would trade it for a gigantic horse cock if I could. I would also need the horse-sized loads to go with it as well.
>waahhh it's too big it won't fit
I've seen the size of the shit degenerate foids will cram up their pussies to get off. It'll fit.

>>84622534
pfft she's just a freak doing it for views or money or something

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of course, what kind of question is that

>>84622540
Keep telling yourself that.
Sure, no woman is going to be able to fit a horse cock on the first try, but a vagina is very elastic and with practice she will absolutely be bouncing her ass on some ridiculous 14"+ monster dick and loving every second of it.

Still no pussy plus permanent embarrassment from a bulge I couldn't ever hide

I'm good with what I got thanks

>>84622227
I mean on one end it would be a confidence boost, on the other I'm already top 5% or something like that. I guess I'd like it better, but it wouldn't be life changing at all. Also I probably could not go balls deep in my gf, which would kinda suck.

>>84622227
I'd rather be top 0.5% in body count with an average dick than a virgin with a top 0.5% dick

i didn't even know there were official cock rankings

>>84622227
I'm already top 1-2% length-wise. (17cm - 6.7inch)

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>>84622227
nah
I'd still be a wageslave regardless

>>84623301
you could be a wageslave fucking your hot coworkers

I'd much rather have a dick that I could completely control - getting hard, staying hard, when to cum etc

Size is mostly a meme

It would be easier to have sex but otherwise life would remain the same.

>>84622227
No nigga, I don't have one, and I've never had one, I'd be depressed if I had a dick

>>84623786
Having a dick is great though.
You can slap people with it.

>>84623802
I can slap people and get away with if they're a different skin color than me (I'm white)
I literally just say they were groping me or harassing me and immediately they get escorted away

>>84623776
there's a women's bathroom in this building but no one uses it

>>84622227
top 0.5?
yeah probably.

>>84622227
My dick is as big and i am very happpy thank you

>>84622227
Why not just ask if I wanna be happy?

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big dicks are ugly and can't get hard

>>84622259
My dick is 5.6" in girth and 5.9" in length. Mirin muh dik?

>>84622227
I've posted it online many times and was told it was 10/10 many times what? Still a virgin

>>84624610
I banged a guy from this board before with a big dick and his balls were fucking huge like oranges and he could not stay hard for the life of him. He was very into me even got us a hotel when he had his own place to be extra hot after we banged a couple times and it just sucked. Even with a cock ring it was floppy. Weird because I've fucked more hung guys and they were rock hard. Maybe it's a testosterone thing or had to do with his basketball sized nuts. They were uncanny lol. Also he cuddled like he had parkinsons just constantly shaking me I almost socked him in the jaw out of rage

>>84624640
N-no homo, right..?

zv.

there is literally no downside to having a huge dick even the biggest dick can shrink down in size when soft

Absolutely. The worst part about having a small dick is how it limits you in terms of the positions you get to enjoy.

Having said that, you can still make it work for you. I've fucked two girls in my life, fucked them hundreds of times and it was very, very rare that I couldn't make them cum.

>>84622227
I'm happy with my 18cm curved cock.

>>84622227
Nah, I would rather have zero refractory period plus unlimited orgasms. No point in having a huge dick that doesn't stay hard, only spurts a few times, and then can't do it again.

>>84622227
Are we talking globally or just western
If globally then somehow I already have a top 0.5% one despite being a severely inexperienced autist

>>84622227
It literally wouldn't change anything as women are repulsed before they'd ever get to see whatever heat gets packed.

>>84622227
Observe how clean this mp4 is compared to that nasty shit dick someone just put up on the catalog. Holy shit. I just noticed because both were side by side.

>>84626590
should've screenshot

>>84627079
>save pictures of black cock to your coputer

i'm the same size as Danny D and it feels amazing
I will apply for porn when I go back to Japan

i had some OF whores trying to colab but none of them are asian


there are however downsides to having a massive dick

i'm basically priapic, i wake up with a rock hard boner that doesn't go away for like half an hour and if there's people around it's a covert spy agent mission to even go to the bathroom because it looks absolutely ridiculous on my shorts/pants

and the 3 girls i fucked, one of them couldn't take even half, and none of them could get even close to deepthroating it

blowjobs are more like the girls licking and sucking an icecream cone and more for the bragging and alpha-like-feeling aesthetics of having your huge dong being held with two hands

but it certainly doesn't have the good feeling of a TRUE blowjob an average/small guy gets

I'm actually unsure on this one. I have a top 10% cock but definitely not a top 0.1% one, I never fuck so I feel like if I had a top .1%er I'd actually feel more guilt for not using it than I do now.

>>84622227
My cock is already apparently above average but it doesn't matter because I'm ugly and poor.

>>84622227
>would you be happier if you had a top 0.5% cock instead of the one you have?
I would trade anything right now that I have in order to be whole and unmutilated, my most prized possession, or a lump sum of all of my possessions. Take all my sentimental objects. Take all my expensive capital. Take everything from me including all my money, clothes, and shoes, literally down to random loose change and paperclips and used tissues, take everything. If I got my foreskin back it would be worth it.

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>>84627984
>I will apply for porn when I go back to Japan
God speed
also try Taiwan this dude fcuked some hot taiwanese chicks and work with a porn studio (mr bunny its on the logo on thevid) there

https://www.tnaflix.com/asian-porn/%5BUncensored-China-AV%5D-Midnight-Breeding-With-Two-Asian-Teens/video11876364

i have top percentile girth, but my shyness developed before that and i never got over it

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i have a 5 inch dick on a good day and it's absolutely great because it does the one thing it's meant to do: fit my hand. the end. im a 38 yo virgin with no prospects or abilities or even interest at this point of losing my v card. so unironically im content.

>>84627984
what's your actual bonepressed measurements?

>>84628605
9.2 inches

i used to be around 8.5

i've done manual stretching for a few (1) years

>>84628725
Whats that? Dont you risk perma half erection?

>>84628529
It'd be so much hotter if it couldn't fit into my hand. I want to be a two finger stroker so bad.

>>84628725
I'm 8.5 but started at 8, once I reach 9 I'm focusing on girth. As far as I can find the largest measured picture is 9.5, so if I reach 9 I'll be very happy

No, I'd never use it anyway so what does it matter? There are zero girls who would have sex with me just because they know my dick is huge. My current one is slightly above average which is all I need for peace of mind.

>>84628743
No, you just lose rockhardness for a few weeks while you're doing it (but you're still LONGER which is a strange sensation)

>>84629155
>No, you just lose rockhardness for a few weeks while you're doing it (but you're still LONGER which is a strange sensation)
hmmm

>>84629768
don't worry. try it for yourself

if you want more instant results, look up janus and his Sabre Technique and the angion method (it's all free, no subscriptions no login no bullshit, it's literally either a tutorial on reddit or the video on youtube), you'll see erection quality improvement in like 5 minutes in your first session

my girth is 4 inches
can women even feel that?

>>84622227
well just having a top 0.5% cock doesn't mean girls are gonna automatically see it

>>84622227
its already hard enough to get a good blowjob with a 7.5 inch dick

>>84629155
So what type of stretching did you use? This angion method seems more suitable for oldheads with weak erections, idk that would affect me much.

>>84630906
the stretching is just literally pulling your soft dick in any direction stretching it as far is you can and keeping it streched for as long as you can. some people use devices and recently the first ever method to actually become scientifically proven to grow your length is basically manual stretching (even that jeet sexologer woman said so recently and she always downplays the importance of size, so it's pretty legit)

what i do is i just put some anime, lying in bed, and pull my dick and stretch it up vertically and keep it for as long as I want each "rep", it can vary from 10, 20 seconds, to a minute or more depending on how much it is comfortable and how long I can stay that way without getting semihard (which weakens the process)

>>84622227
Why are men thinking about this when all your cocks are so fucking ugly and filled with smelly cheese. Only men think of mens cocks. Even is places where women write smut there is hardly anything ever about cocks other than as tools to penatrate

>>84631081
I have a shorter left side (cock curves to the left) so this would be useful to me when it comes to practicality too. If it was straight with zero curves I could possibly graze by 8 inches.

>>84631091
speak for yourself. female cock obsession is real, I know at least 5 girls who became obsessed with mine

I even made the exact same point you're making to one of them and her response changed my outlook on things. she responded:

>IT'S NOT JUST A DICK WHEN I'M HORNY!!!!

>>84631102
mine curves to the left as well.

we are actually winning. my bone pressed is around 9 straightened, but it reaches 9.5 measuring with a tape accounting for the curve

AND
believe or not
studies are done precisely that way

with a tape accounting for the curve


so don't be shy to use the tape measurements
I studied dick size a lot, and I can guarantee you, they use a measure tape to account for curvateure

>>84631105
>female cock obsession is real
Its not and girls were just being nice to you, I have done the same for some guys. Its called manners. Still thought his cock was repulsive

>>84631115
just because you have a hormonal issue doesn't mean every woman is the same

asking for me to show it so she can masturbate to it on camera is not "being nice", it's being horny

and it's also not "blackmailing" either; my dick is big, so showing it around would be great advertisement and they know it

>>84631113
wtff

I thought even bone-press was kind of a cope but official is along the curve too?

feels so disingenuous cuz I have easily 8+ along the curve lol

>>84622227
I have a top 0.1% cock and im not happy at all.

lol at trolls trying to mess peoples dicks by telling them to stretch their dicks lmfao

>>84631178
it is 100% safe and truly effective it works

>>84622385
>Where is the 3" asian male poster, I want to know what he thinks
I am that size. I want to say yes to the op that I wish I had a bigger dick since no woman has ever been pleased to see mine. Why should I make them happy with a big dick though when they chose to be mean to me when I had a small one?

>>84631178
>the penis is made up of connective tissue and blood vessels
>in other parts of the body, connective tissue can be grown with light stretching over a long period of time
>blood vessels can be grown though a process called angiogenesis, by increasing blood flow through the targeted blood vessels
if you cannot even comprehend that it may be possible to utilize these in the penis you are low iq

>>84631113
>my bone pressed is around 9 straightened
pics or it didn't happen
that length a absolutely ridiculous, no way your stuff are as long as a literal wine bottle

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>>84631632
It's not easy to take fully hard pics and my size varies a lot so this is the best I can do for now

>>84622227
I checked the global stats thing and I'm already top 1% I doubt it'd matter

>>84622534
Most of these mega dildos are made of extremely malleable foam. Its a wind up mate.

>>84631668
this might be the biggest dick i've ever seen outside of porn, and might be danny d level or longer

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>>84622227
if i could be a giga chad with a bwc who does porn and has lots of sex it would be awesome. but for me the incel who doesnt have sex a big dick would be useless and would not benefit my life in any way.

>>84631668
>no measurement
worthless

>>84631129
Woman with a norma estrogen dominant body is not lusting after cocks
Like this >>84631668
You have to be a fag to think that looks good

>>84631912
it looks at least 9 inches desu

I looked it up and apparently I am in the top 0.1 percent of men. ~8.2 inches x 6 inches.

It surprised me because I've never felt that my dick was particularly impressive when I look down, apart from the fact it is pretty veiny when erect. In porn they seem much bigger and more aesthetic. I can get hard pretty easily and stay that way for a long time if needed, but I've only had sex with one girl and I am too lonely and introverted to meet girls.

>>84632091
except it doesn't because you cannot accureely judge a dickpic when it's just zoomed in like that with nothing to compare it to. we don't know how tall he is, how big his hands are ect.
if someone claims to have one of the biggest dicks in the world and they just upload a shit dick pic to prove it then it's worthless.
would you believe someone is the strongest man in the world with just a video of them doing pushups? no, it needs to be specific to the claim, if he claims 9.5 measured along the curve, then he needs to upload a picture of him measuring 9.5 along the curve or he is full of shit.
shit like this is why jonah falcon and matt barr can get away with claiming 14 inches, because no one has ever measured them.

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Girth is 5.5. Length is... I dunno. My measurements have ranged from 7.5 to 8 inches. What percentile is that?

>>84632333
it that's properly measured, you'll be the biggest to EVERY girl you fuck or show your dick to

>>84632542
Pretty sure, yeah. Tape measure. Dick curves downward. Measured across the top. Sometimes bone-pressed but it doesn't make much difference.

Semi chub 5in
Normal Boner 6-6.8in
Raging boner to the point it hurts to be hard 7in
Also I have 6in girth and even though I'm 280lbs I'm still in that top percentiles

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>>84622227
but I already have a top 0.01% cock?
still didn't get laid

>>84630379
7.5 already IS top 0.5%

>>84632949
This. Crazy how all 4channers have massive cocks

its over for 6" cockcels like me

>>84633583
theres no way these anons are telling the truth

>>84624610
just get a pump put in it like an AMS 700, permanent boner on demand and stealthy

A bigger cock is the least of my concerns. You need a woman that you get to kiss but sex? Yeah you could only hope.

>>84622227
A huge cock wouldn't help me anyway

>>84622227
Probably not. My dick is basically average length at 6 inches, but it's top 1% in girth (5.9 inch girth). I wouldn't complain about an extra inch of length, but I wouldn't want a 9+ inch dick. What's the point? Most girls couldn't take it all so half of it would never go in during sex anyway.

>>84633822
Whag a cope its alsasyz hoos ti ne buhfsd

I have a 7 inches cock and still get 0 sex it's not about dick size

I have a top 0.5% cock.

Despite the cope, having a thick dick is like having a tight pussy, it's pretty normal for women to orgasm when getting penetrated by a big dick.

The thing is though, it's just too troublesome, foreplay takes too long, it makes women's pussies sore. Most women would prefer a smaller man who just rubbed their clit. Besides that, they don't really care about dick size any more than men care about tit size or pussy tightness.

When women do prefer big dicks, there's only so many women you're a perfect fit for, and quite a few women like >>84622534 who want dick sizes biological men don't have

>>84622259
Well, women generally say they prefer sizes smaller than that for dildos or sex, whereas in porn that size or larger is pretty much their preference. Women enjoy watching other women get fucked by huge dicks more than they enjoy having that done to themselves basically.

>>84622618
It's really NOT that hard to hide a big bulge, if tranners can hide a normal sized bulge in a swimsuit, a huge guy can hide a huge bulge in normal men's clothes. It just takes some tight underwear and well selected clothes on the outside. It's maybe not comfortable to hide, but it's possible if you really want to, but I typically don't and nobody really gives a fuck about my moose knuckle.

cont. because I split my post in half due to spam filter BS

>>84623301
This dude knows what's up

>>84631105
>>84631115
Cope akin to thinking men don't like boobs or asses. Just because you're a liar does not mean there are no women attracted to penises.

>>84624610
>>84624640
Despite denial of this, guys with huge dicks seem to have lots of issues like this and don't get quite as hard as smaller men.

The irony of everything is I really don't enjoy sex and have difficulty orgasming and women still expect you to chase them and buy them shit. Why should I give a shit I give women orgasms with my penis when that doesn't make them give a shit about me?

People get so obsessed about their ability to please women and arouse women that they forget who is important is good ol' #1, yourself.

Having a big dick, not really all that different than being a women with a nice ass or tight pussy or huge tits. It's really never enough for the opposite sex, who want you to be perfect in every way to satisfy their egos, half the women into huge dicks are also into 6'6 hypermasculine centaur billionaires, or have pedophiliac tendencies. When those women complain about just being sex objects, I know what they're talking about, they're just toys to be thrown away in a ditch when somebody isn't horny anymore. If your dick ever stopped working you are worthless to them. You're nothing more than a tool to massage their pussies while they divorce rape some rich guy and leave you both childless.

Trying to find a woman who actually cares about you and respects you and likes your dick who isn't trying to sexually exploit you is about impossible.

>>84635026
>I have a 7 inches cock and still get 0 sex it's not about dick size
kwab

anther stretching session today, my dick got so big I couldn't resist jerking off after

Motion of the ocean.

>>84632333
Since most people measure themselves as being larger than researchers would, 7.5" is being generous, so about top 2%

>>84632542
you underestimate how big of skanks women are, and the fact you are simply more likely to fuck a skank than a chaste women because they're fuckin skanks.

>>84622246
Top 0.5% anon, based.

It's also ideal if he's a prejac so he can simply impregnate a woman in 2 pumps. Having a big dick is all about pleasing women. It's the ultimate cuck.

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>>84635952
Forgot the pic felt really big like I've never been before

I don't think there's limits to this, I'll become the biggest including pornstars

To the moon we go

>>84622227
My cock is 7.1 inches and 5.3 in girth, what percentage is that? top 10% at least?

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>>84622227
I already have a large penis but it's been completely useless because I'm an ugly skinny manlet, women genuinely don't give two shits about penis size whatsoever. They would much rather be with a tall chad with a small dick than with me.

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this is crazy niggas be gaining 2 inches lol https://www.reddit.com/r/AJelqForYou/comments/nzgdln/comment/luajzs9/?force-legacy-sct=1

>>84622534
no way. i much prefer an average size, as huge dicks usually start hurting/don't even fit. every woman i've spoken to about that kind of thing has said pretty much the same.

>>84636154
on calsd you get all the answers, you're REALLY big

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>one shot at life
>pencil dick

>>84622227
i nee the the top 0.5% cock in my miuth actually and ass

I have 7.3 x 5.25, I'd take extra 0.5 of girth if I could customize my character model. Probably die a virgin anyway because I'm a schizoid retard.

>>84637026
in length you are pornstar-sized
become skinny and your dick will look bigger than the girthy ones

like criss strokes, his looks MASSIVE because he's a girthlet but he's above average in length

>>84637155
Yeah, the fact I have like 33 bmi doesn't help lol

>>84637207
ozempic RIGHT NOW faggot desu

>>84622227
As someone with an already above-average penis size, and has used it on multiple occasions, what I realized you want is to be long enough top out but small enough to go the hilt, and thick enough to induce vaginal orgasms but thin enough to fit comfortably.

Penis size is a goldilocks thing; if you go overboard your quality of life decreases.

>>84622259
>6.5 in length
that is too small unless she has a tiny cavity
it starts at 7in and goes up to more like 8.5in

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>>84622227
Not really; it wouldn't matter how big or girthy my schlong is when you consider I only use it for pissing and fapping anyway.

>>84623195
being sub-7in is like being sub-6ft

>>84636486
You really need to pay attention to the drawbacks. Erectile dysfunction defeats the purpose.

>>84636336
Your penis is not big enough to be used for it if the knowledge of its existence was possessed. Women will be interested in human dildos, but the ones that will have their flaws so overlooked will show just how big it takes for that, and I don't think these measurements are in that ballpark.

>>84635026
This is like saying speed isn't about leg length when you've never raced as a 6ft'er.

>>84622227

No. If I wanted to do porn it would be good I guess. Most women don't want a cock that's too huge.

>>84631091
Just like women change their default tune toward most men when they find a tall guy, so too do they differ on average sized penises versus big ones.

>>84631115
You're mentally ill, however.

>>84627984
I don't like the feeling of getting blew anyway. It was amusing that it didn't fit either.

Not being able to go balls deep in the vagina where this actually counts, however, would definitely have been hell. That's when you know you're too big: when there's deadspace.

>>84637651
but they do think it's impressive to look at dhto

>>84622227
look how AROUSED she is by that pretty cock
she's practically bragging about it

>>84638264
Women adore large dicks, anything else is pure cope.

>>84636514
>women don't constantly give socially desirable answers to avoid conflict

>>84637618
NTA but How do you get over ED? Last time i attempted to fuck i couldnt get it up but then again the girl i was with was super mid with a hank hill ass.

>>84631668
Your dick looks like it's mutilated or something idk what it is but I feel like I'm looking at gore

>>84638679
it's too long and not very girthy. this looks insanely long with just average girth

>>84622227
Mines a top 1 percent in length, 18.2cm/7.2 in. I would be willing to have another half inch if offered the opportunity

>>84639234
you're already in trouble dude desu