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r9k what is your standards for a romantic relationship partner?
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>>84634399
they have to see me as a man
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>>84634409
Stop the uncanny. I'm tired bro
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>>84634447
despite being a man i unfortunatly look literally like a woman but im not a woman as im a like literally a malebrained man
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>>84634399
A girl who likes me and doesnt do normie stuff
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Same interests and want to be with each other and only with each other and also make babies
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>>me
>Low value female

>>What I like in a man
>Intelligent
>Not overweight
>Loves me with all his heart
>Cool eye colour
>Not bald
I know I won't get this before you guys tell me, I have come to peace with it
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>>84634399
IQ 130
High
Rich
Optimist
Goal-oriented
Preferably beautiful
Same religious views
Optionally female (I'm a man)
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>>84634470
>im a like literally a malebrained man
You don't sound like one, faggot
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>>84634522
how am i not a man
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>>84634399
Impossible for 99 % of all women so I don't even try.
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>>84634399
if i'm trying to be realistic:
>driven
meaning, has a good (well-paying) job OR is passionate (talented) at some artistic craft OR is undergoing schooling in pursuit of a career, etc.
>kind
self-explanatory. i don't want to be treated poorly by a romantic partner
>passionate
meaning, gives a shit about something. it can be anything, really. a hobby, a volunteer cause, politics, etc. just something that they actually care about
>healthy
meaning, not obese (overweight is pushing it, but i would probably be willing to work together with the person on the matter), not an alcoholic/addicted to drugs, etc., no untreated mental illnesses, all that sort of thing
>attractive
the most subjective out of all of these. doesn't necessarily mean only physically, but i would be lying if i claimed that didn't play into it at all
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>>84634474
But what would that be
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>>84634399
European
At least a bit based
Not morbidly obese
Can help with my pain and lets me help with hers
Biologically female
Wants to be each other's last
Doesn't abandon me for my past
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>>84634705
Which part of Europe are you from
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>>84634399
A nordic girl who is ok with me being weird and different
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>>84634399
She has to be at least a 2/10 and no I'm not settling for less
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>>84634708
I'm in the Nordics for the foreseeable future. Born in US but I like Europe the best of every continent so working on residency.
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>>84634751
Have been to every continent except Australia and white btw
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>>84634399
Nigh impossible for modern girls
I. Virgin
II. Possessive & devoted
III. Pale skin & avoids sun
IV. Demure
V. Healthy with good body
VI. High libido
VII. No tattoos & piercings
VIII. Intelligent
IX. Doesn't have revealing/short clothes
X. Doesn't drink/smoke, not a druggie
XI. Average to high beauty
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As posted in a similar thread the other day,

>Kind
>Easygoing
>On my wavelength (read: mildly autistic)
>Not severely mentally ill
>Good sense of humour
>Reasonable body count
>I find her cute (highly subjective)
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>>84634399
I want a woman who finds me emotionally and sexually desirable
wants kids
is loyal
good moral compass
communicates
listens
is an active partner in the relationship
and most importantly...
GIANT MILK TRUCKS
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>>84634399
No one is good enough for me and I'm not good enough for anyone.
I'll stay single for the rest of my life
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>>84634399
>r9k what is your standards for a romantic relationship partner?

Not fat, chubby is ok. I'd be willing to help with diet and training if needed
Willing to talk and work out problems, issues, differences, not a man hating cunt
Not a cheater, no drugs, no clubs, no bars, no orbiters.
No friends like the above

That's it. Notice how it's mostly about behavior you can change

Yet, this is somehow impossible.
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>>84634399
loves me
communicates
doesn't cheat on me
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I am too undesirable for a boyfriend
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>>84634503
Post face or fake
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>>84634864
How do you not have a girlfriend yet
>>84634867
How long have you been looking
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>>84634883
>How do you not have a girlfriend yet
I had one, 5 years relationship. She just dumped me since she thinks I'm now below her.

I was with her through her lowest moments. After metaphorically spitting on me she made me the villain in order to have a clean exit in her mind
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>>84634883
>How long have you been looking
13 years I guess if you start from puberty.
I've had three relationships, I was a virgin for two of them, and all of them have ended in the most humiliating way of me either being cheated on, emotionally or physically.
This last one lasted for five years.
I don't really want a relationship at this point, just want to die really because I am the common denominator.
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>>84634778
Same as the above and also
>Secure in herself
>>84634898
Hope she never finds happiness
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>>84634928
>I don't really want a relationship at this point, just want to die really because I am the common denominator.
Anon, women are just intrinsically awful and programmed to extract and not produce value. It's normal you feel that way after those experiences, BUT, you have value and you must find it within yourself

Dedicate your life to other pursuits, don't pursue women, they will lead you astray. Make the world better in if it's only a small corner of the world, if you can
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>man
>loves me
>Intelligent
>Pale
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>>84634928
I put a ring on her and she did it anyways, man. I just don't want to feel anything, whether it's accomplishment or drugs or feeling like I belong somewhere.
I appreciate the sentiment, but I truly just don't want to exist. In the end I've become so humiliated and avoidant that I don't even know how people work.
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>>84635048
Same here mate. Lost the one girl I could tell was my soulmate and now I just wish I could feel nothing. Life was bearable before her and now that she's gone it honestly doesn't feel worth living anymore. Why are we supposed to feel like this and is there any way to actually quit feeling emotion?
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>>84634399
Why should I tell you HUH?
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>>84634880
it's roz
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>>84634399
I dont really know. You stop trying after a certain age and never getting action.
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>loves me (hardest part)
>isn't obese
>under 40
That's it.
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>>84634399
Female, same religion, virgin (widows or divorced will be acceptable when I'm older, but at my current age a woman who's been divorced is a massive red flag and will come with baggage I don't know if I can handle even if she's not the problem, and I can't compete with a dead guy she married only a few years ago), wants children, enjoyable to be around and is genuinely wants to have a good relationship.
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>>84634503
Uhhh, is dark brown a cool eye color (I'm white genuinely, just have T50 eyes). I meet your other criteria and will love you.........
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>>84635856
>T50 eyes
Roz won't go for that, by "cool" she means gree or blue, or amber and gray,
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>>84634399
My ideal bf doesn't have legs and can't leave me
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>>84635680
Is 5'8" and 200lb obese?
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>>84635913
Unfortunately so.
You'd probably need to lose 25-30 pounds to get out of obese territory.
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Is it hypocritical for an unattractive man to have any sort of standards in a woman
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>>84635932
Depends, are you unnattractive for reasons putside your control, or are you just not holding yourself to any standards?
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>>84634548
You're an attention whoring bitch
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>at least 3/10
>not morbidly obese
>loves me for what i am
>23-35yo
>not super high body count
>hasn't posted nudes on the internet
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>>84635954
Both

As a guy on the shorter side that is currently fat af and broke, I am completely unworthy of a any woman
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>>84634399
>physically healthy, including fitness
>has a university degree
>has something they're passionate about
>civilised
>doesn't mind a geeky nerd like me
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>>84634399
No personality disorder bipolar is okay that is manageable
Not a normie
Big eyes
A healthy weight
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Reminder that if you are fat or otherwise out of shape, you are entirely unworthy of love
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>>84634399
None, it aint gonna happen, first Im a polygamous creature, therefore the concept doesnt makes sense to me, second having a relationshit with a bitch means I cracked under the pressure, after being sexually starved (Im not chad) I wont bow down and accept the leftovers crap of some whore, may she dropped dead, only interested now in privatizing everything my blood (no conscription or draft), my money (no welfare), my intellect (civilization only for the boys).
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>>84636087
Nor do you deserve even the most basic respect when you clearly do not respect yourself

Fatties deserve to be bullied and rejected
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>>84634399
I have to enjoy being around them.
Yeah that's it.

I get why people care so much about appearance. It's because they don't know what it's like to be with someone or something for a long period of time.
If they really knew that they wouldn't care.
Chances are the person you get along with best won't be a hideous monster anyway so stop caring so much.
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>>84636380
I like how you think. Keeping it simple is best most of the time
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>>84634399
Female
Not obese
Will become my best friend also
Not someone who thinks going out and weekends = clubbing and alcohol only
Won't try to turn me into someone else
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>>84634399
Lately I have been really into
submissive guys but at the end of the day men are all the same, there really is no
hope for me.
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>>84636586
What do you mean by "the same"?
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>>84636713
They come to you preaching the same thing, they all think they are different but at the end of the day their instincts betray them and they always end up wanting more and if you cannot give them more they just look for it in someone else and then they leave you and it never ends
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likes me
nerdy
not fat
not slutty
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>>84634399
she has to be lazy but in a cute way
she thinks i'm the best because she is a monogamist (I'm the best simply for being her boyfriend)
she's got pink sweaters or pastel wardrobe
long nails
prefers cutely themed things like sugar cookies
has to have owned a nintendo ds at some point in her life
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>>84636586
Why is there no hope for you?
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will peg me
will make me lick feet
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I am female

>blue eyes
>Kind
>Pale
>Not a normie
>Loves me
>Not bald
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>>84636834
because no matter what I do they will eventually want something else, if you give a mouse a cookie sort of thing ..
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>>84634399
Is okay with nerdy shit that I like. Is not into lolicon. That's it really.



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