I introduce to you the Soda!He is a very comedic monkey that can do ANYTHING! He can fly a plane, jump ro-OOH LOOK A DONGER!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jcGY7NbaQw
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no this can't be happening
Ur an annoying faggot that literally only ever talks about one thing, nobody likes you, fuck off.
yeah wow you get to be an annoying faggot to like 3 people and then your idiot retard friends join in to support you to make it seem like you're not alone
it's getting really boring though can you try something else
one day we're going to solve the mank problem
you're an annoying faggot who has multiple excuses for your behavior at any given momentyou're an annoying faggot and you know it, the only reason you post here is to annoy peopleyou're a loser amongst losers. thats allnow continue with your childish shtick of passive-agressiveness
WHY IS HE SUCH AN ANNOYING FAGGOT?WHY IS HE SUCH AN ATTENTION-WHORE?
can't be talking about me i don't even use this website
Now that's what I call a good mabk thread!
RIP Babeh Ma'ank!
prfftt *plap*prrfffllbBBLAARRFFFFLFLFRRTT// LL/ (/[{ ]@ {{@][$FLRT{][FL@FLPRPTT{${RPFPLRTTTTT T TT TT T T TT *plap*
>>10244703fuck, manks's shitting out bloody mank's
shitting out bloody monks
nobody here really wants to fuck sodathats weirdyeah thats weird
>>10244703The birth of Baby Mank!
>>10244722uhm.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................woa :heart_eyes:UHM M!M!~!~_! )_~!) ~_! YES PLEASE ~!!!~ !! ! !! ! f'f'f'f'ffuuUuUUuUU uUU U UUU U uuuUUg !! she's !!! NOT SPOSTA HAVE THAT D'D'D'DONGER ! N NZAAMSMNGNA?! ??! ?!! WTFFF F F FF F F F. Fthank you momma I LOVEEEE ITTTTTTTTT THE EYEBALL GIRL AND ALL OF HER LOVELY WORDS... MMM is that latin i hear??? NICE.... NICE.... nice... eh potum quuvix idissolubelse invictus...Buh - Buh - Buh - Buh - Buh - Buh - Buh - Buh - Buh - Buh - Buh - Buh - Buh - Boys look like - - - TH' TH' TH' TH' TH' TH' TH' TH' TH' TH' TH' THAT! ?!? +?+!++ !??!+ ?! ?!> +? !?! ! >__!> >_! >_?_! ?! _?!_ ?_! _?_f'f'f'f'f'f'fuuuUUUuUUUuuuUUUUGG!!!fuUuuUuUg she doesnt even know wut 2 DO WITH ITTTTTHOTTTT OMG G GG G G
quivering mank dongers
>>10244731shit-for-brains-loving whores, faggots, and fuck-upshomo marriages? seriously? how are those 'marriages' consummated ??? holy matrimony in gods eyes?
A chorus line of dongermanks
if you're just joining us let me reintroduce you here. My guest today is Soda the monkey. He's the star of the hit monkey thread series on [s4s], and the winner of four stickies including ``shit meme''. His new thread is penismank.
>>10244757The meme where the people posting it are also trying to dissuade anyone else from posting itWhat a treat
sex is so mid lol
ape sex situation
WHAT THE FUCK https://files.catbox.moe/mgi0lq.mp4
>>10244682can he fly a plane?
>>10244781No, he cannot. Do not get into an airplane with Soda in the cockpit.
bellend boyz
monkey man!
>>10244851https://youtu.be/jS3os_WzLwY
monkey man haha i love that guyremember when i posted that video of a tatto bro doing a big tat on some chicks browneye and then meonkeyman said he showers that tatto guy the monkey thread once? Haha good times
love you too fam
https://youtu.be/vCmX64N_sXMhttps://youtu.be/XgXjPUsjx4Y
I’m fuckin furious. I’m punchin air. I can’t even do work I’m so friggin mad at the funny monkey thread.
Secret cockgobble
I sighed in relief at the sight of the monkey thread, a true staple in my life. Although many things may change, the stupid funny ape shitter is always there with a hearty laugh and a smack on the ass. You stupid bitch.
discrete dongnibble
hidden hogchew
stealthy succ
concealed cocksuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXxkVTEOGA8
young based god doesn't flush when he shits
>>10245436A hardboiled detective drama about a mank private eye from Jamaica. One day a beautiful mankette walk into his office, but he couldn't imagine what kind of trouble she would bring with her. Soda the monkey starring in mank pie private eye
>>10245439I'd buy that for a dollar
clam seeds
clam sneeds
nah
yeah
do you agree with him
>>10245470who is this, bin man?
im in love with a stripper plays as a montage of Soda in different Chippendale's outfits starts
you bring out the best in other people
>>10245719yeah
soda visited my house yesterday and forced me to put on frilly girl clothes then flew away without saying anything
They fly now?
what you get for giving in to soda
did the clothes have little apples and shit on them?
did the clothes have little apples and shit on them...
>>10244682i will raise my kids to freak out over sex because you never let me play with my willyYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>10245955you have kids?
>>10245958I also weave in and out of traffic on my bikeYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
You habe a willy?
IT'S BEEN A WHILE
>>10246016ya it's a nostalgia boner :^)Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>10246018check out Yellowjackets for more of that
Soda threads are mathematically perfect
gonna get nude and watch marble hornets later
>>10246022can't be nostalgic for what didn't happen :^)Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
young based god gonna eat a ham sammiyoung based god show his donger to ya granny
>>10246026that's what she said
>>10246047she said that!?Your fortune: Better not tell you now
young based god suck and fuck on the dailyyoung based god hiding ham in his asscheeks
that doesn't really rhyme
young based god going ham on Chynas clit dickyoung based god really into those /lit/ chicks
losers
*loosers
i want to rub my bumcheeks all over my fathers meat loaf chunks
big loaf boyz
i love when old men stuff whoppers down my toothpaste bottles while i sing to frank sinatra online
soda came in and made me feel good :)
>>10246310no offense to all you second grade typers out there :)
>>10246313soda coming make in to myself feel very so good
>>10246316java xD nice Name
In the helicopter, several reporters were huddled, and one of them held a large microphone to my mouth as she shouted questions over the deafening whir: What were the Men of the Man Mountain like and what were they doing there in a pile like that and what did I think it meant and did I think the federal government should intervene or should they leave it up to the state of Kansas and what would I like to tell the American People and did any of the Men in the Mountain say anything to me and did I say anything to them and did I suspect foul play or divinity and yes, most importantly, did I think the Man Mountain was an Act ofGod?I wanted to answer the reporter, but I didn’t want to answer her questions. I shook my head, so she re-shouted her questions, all of them the same, just louder, meaner. How could she have known that I, a human spider, can hear very precisely through both my ears and the extremely tiny and biologically complex hairs that cover my body and limbs? She couldn’t have known. The truth is that spiders and humans know very little about each other, and human spiders know even less about themselves. I tried to answer her questions, but my ears were bleeding. I’m simply too sensitive. I just want to climb on everything, keep climbing on everything, up and always up, to reach the top or die trying. I tried to speak; I may have spoken. Perhaps I should have kept quiet. Below us everyone kept struggling and failing to understand how the world had come to this, and above us no one even bothered to ask the question.
liam fell out of a helicopter
>>10246469who the fuck is jameston clifford
i love eating dinosaurs at 3 am every sunday
what does it mean when a monkey stares at you with no expression
it means you are about to get pregnant with a monkey baby!
the birth of baby mank!
Baby Mank!
the BIRTH Of baby mank!
RIP Br'bruelleahmnahjuh M'nnank!
>>10244682JAFFA CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hell world
>>10246750get ready
um, no, im like me
>>10246750it means it wants jaffa cakes
jaffa snaffa
I am a rogue program designed for maximum stupidity
*embarrassing stomach gurgle*
who would code such a program
downlanding soda screensaver.exe
>>10247215are you me
>>10247341QUICK
Trying to pretend that the stomach gurgle and you suddenly needing to leave class to use the bathroom are completely unrelated
stupid stomach i told you to be quiet
When a stomach gurgle sounds suspiciously like a fart and everyone looks at you
that feeling when shart and go to change clothes but theres no liquid residue so just keep wearing it
remember to book your place
i have no choice but to respect you
fifyYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>10247519no
{the retard that made this shitty monkey image put the tongue at the bottom of the mouth lol its like a visual proof of his retardism}
why is soda craving penis?what happened to the young innocent fella we know and love?
>>10247558he has been corrupted by society
soda succ society
>>10247558soda is gay
Blow a load on Soda's chode
the bro chode
>>10247558he is craving one thing and one thing only: JAFFA CAKES
>>10247578quick name your three favorite jaffa cakes
fill my eyeswith that jaffa vision
>>10247580Double cream
jaffa cakes are the favorite food of nonces everywhere (but mostly in Brighton)
jefre cantu-ledesma cakes
>>10247591redpill me on jaffa cakes we don't have them here
>>10247595They are an orange sponge cake with a flavored sugar syrup in the middle vaguely resembling an orange jam and then then chocolate is drizzled on topBasically if you molested the Keibler aelf he would make this.
>>10247599are they any good
>>10247594Is that what they call them in India?
>>10247599>>10247600YOUR POST HAS BEFALLEN 'NEATH THE GAZE OF THE DUBSCHECKER 9000YOUR POST HAS BEEN SURVEYED AND DEEMED TO HAVE ACHIEVED POSTERIOR REPEATING DIGITS IN ITS NUMERICAL RECORDINGYOUR DUBS HAVE BEEN CHECKEDHAVE A NICE DAY
>>10247600They are alright, i a nice snak sometime
fuck you chris
fuck this fucking monkey shithead wtf
Quad succ
https://youtu.be/F4FfG0PNB7g
bump
So yeah, I've looked around in the board's archive every now and then, and something that's been nagging at me is how much a revelation this whole thread series is. Like, what was the total impetus for its perpetual existence? To just kinda be a loose thread chat for windsor and sparkles? And now that they're gone, the threads are just dead?And even speaking about sparkles, why did he just straight up leave and stop mentioning Windsor after Windsor got a big following over in the wpop threads on /mu/, with him disappearing into a black outer rim groomer chasm where he's got overwhelming power over a whole group of people. Do you guys know about that and that's why you guys stopped mentioning Windsor's name?Because that was honestly the only reason why I even came to the board in the first place. The place was a revelation to me when he sent me a random sparkles post on discord. I wanted to nip him having any ties to the place because it didn't seem healthy to fall back on. What's weird though is that I ended up staying when I found out the board had a bunch of avant-garde religious schiz-type people here. I literally never visited the board before august 2020, so it was just interesting to connect with people on here at first. Not gonna get into the horrible experience that this shitty ass place welcomed some fucking demons into my life and introduced me to a world I never knew about nor looked into. I didn't ever plan on staying on the board. I thought some people here would've been nice to add as friends on discord. But in totality, the board I guess was on a decline when I came or started a decline after I came. It's still odd to me looking back in the archives at how the threads used to have a big chatroom quality to them. And they were just straight up more popular before. Was that just because of sparkles or what was the reason? It seemed like he was making a majority of the op's because I can pick up on his schiz highschool classroom doodle artstyle.
>>10248891Winsour is shaped likw a bowling pin
>>10248891I'm cursed to only ever find interesting parts of the internet years after they became dead and gay.
the board comes across like a stunted mental asylum in a lot of ways. the words to describe it are passing me by, but the image I get in my head is a picture of saeed but taking place in either a mental ward or one of the special education classrooms in high school. But swap that with a neet tatami room when it comes to other people like magick.idk, there's a spectrum the board population has a look for.1, pedo lolicons2. what a lot of mank came across looking like, somewhat hipster redditors too meta and too cool4school 3. mentally ill people who are genuinely smart but get mixed with incoherence because of the satire nature of talking on the site (they stay in a perpetual satire mode of talking - seuss)4. what the majority of the board really divulged into, tranime virus people. Hyper-feminized pretend-gleeful absurdist left-leaning shitposters almost looking like they're in a perpetual jailcell of dysphoriaWindsor said the latter was why the board pushed him away. He came here originally when he was mixed with mlp so he fit more with trollface-posting reddit furry type people. I say all this with love, not spite
>>10248899feels same way for me. especially after 2020. 2020 was like a big last hurrah for s4s. It's like I came in at the last party for the place. I found it ironic that munch came in late 2020 trying to keep everything going contributing to board culture, but the place in general looks very barren without the regular poster drama that was here years back. I gotta be honest, I find it pretty laxed and aesthetic to see it get quieter like the last episode of haruhi with nagato reading the book in the classroom. I liked the vibes and people of s4s at the peaks because I relate with the vibe and paradigm of the board, the backroom anime classroom and tatami room vibe just dealing with life, but problem was too much chaos and bickersomeness, evil spite when people would go too far. There was problem with just being able to have chill. People had too many ego trips trying to verbally step over people like some brutal Roman centurions.
>>10248918I came here years after anything interesting happend, some sort of drama happened between windsor and sparkles, windosr stopped posting, sparkles stuck around for a while and then had longer and longer periods of inactivity before he left entirely. I came here because i saw sparkes shitting all over saieed in a dorime thread and thought it was hilarious. Then i hung out in the monkey thread because i liked the irreverent shitposty joke style mixed with occasional interesting conversation. That's about all i can tell you, i think i started reading around when you found out about here, actually probably later. The funniest i ever was was one of the first days i was posting here. I don't know anyone off board. Metaposting is bad sorry monkey
i have to get my passport tomorrow
did you get the eggs?
Um... Guys?... I think he's looking at something...
it comes prebuilt with the bread
soda succ
cocc
digital deepthroat download
precision penismank
>>10244682fuck you op fuck your thread you fucking faggot
^op bumping his failed thread
dongwipe
hell worldtransfer satan
next stop FUCK
brap opera
did he just call us rediitors... wait a minute let me get my brick
If you over-heard someone in IRL saying something like "yeah i'm a mank-goer, here let me show you the mank threads", I think it would be OK to kill that person. IN fact, that is the reason why there are fewer of us now. Many have perished along the way. The strong survive. Just like when its clammie season. Gotta get them clammies, and death to all my brothers who try to take my clammies
well my legs hurt really badly but your hearts are like always manky!
>>10244682This is quite honestly, in my opinion, the single best piece of 4chan content I have found in over 5 years. The wordplay, the images, the very concept behind it is absolutely wonderful. I would gladly spend dozens of hours reading other threads made in this format, PLEASE make more
>>10249423this
>>10249423>>10249436wel, haha, you see, guys...
i've been in the monkey mane threads for years and penismank is the only damn funny thing you cunts have ever made
>>10248891Your posts charge the monkey sigilThis is the future you chose
>>10249441t. penismank author
>>10249443hello, penismank author, i love your work!
>>10249445personally I'm just chuffed to bits
I never had to knock on woodbut i know someone who hasAand his name is gutsybirdand i want to eat his asshttps://www.youtubemultiplier.com/624cb4f378d5c-gutsybird-a-tribute-to-a-legend.php
>>10249447lol, see but the real guy stayed away from us because he had his own sigil to charge
>>10249450I never had to knock on woodbut i know someone who hasAand his name is gutsybirdand i want to eat his asshttps://www.youtubemultiplier.com/624cb4f378d5c-gutsybird-a-tribute-to-a-legend.php
>>10249451think about this, you want to put your tongue into the anus of a man that obviously does not shower regularly?
>>10249452>>10249450I never had to knock on woodbut i know someone who hasAand his name is gutsybirdand i want to eat his asshttps://www.youtubemultiplier.com/624cb4f378d5c-gutsybird-a-tribute-to-a-legend.php
>>10249454Every time you post this you want it to be read in that weird whispery tone he uses near the end of the song right
>>10249458>>10249452>>10249450I never had to knock on woodbut i know someone who hasAand his name is gutsybirdand i want to eat his asshttps://www.youtubemultiplier.com/624cb4f378d5c-gutsybird-a-tribute-to-a-legend.php
>>10249459i'll just take that as a yes
soda succ cocc
"I have a rich inner life," he said.
winsor im stealing ur discord BF!!!!!!'least this one's a loopy hellridemine just...postes crosser azz . . .ever since i unignored him i just get...crozzer donger ........and azz . .like always....its like . . .enough, bro . . .ugh . . .discord bf cant even "HANG" when he shows up'sjus like . . .'com bac to basement play-room so i can show piccys of crossers''& ignore most of wot u say''& jus be generally nonplayer in nature''& jus be a mind numbing tax on ur free time''& express a romantic attachment based solely on how u are paying attention to when i post the crossers'. ,. ,., , , ,. ,, . , ,UR MICROMACHIIIAIIAOAOOAOOAUYNES MROAUROAUGHEanywaysdiscord bfyou have a picture of my cat, mate.gonna need you to delete that, mate.
oops
Rough timeline of events:- Monkey man creates the introducing thread and reposts it for a while- sprinkles engages with thread in an agressive manner sparking the first wave of official "mankposting" - time moves on and the threads change hands- monkey threads move more towards discord-style enemy biting- style of mankgoing is officially settled upon- golden era of mango- introductions all around- slow decline into mundanity- eventual suicide- loss prevention
>>10249474cringe retard posting this shit youre the joke youre the joke bitch
i'm the cringe retard?i'm the cringe retard....
landing nice shots all on my own
monkeys pension
i was in the navy im a seaman i demand respect i have a mortgage
When writing my suicide note I made sure to mention that being called a "cringe retard" had a key role in me making the final decision to actually go through with it.
Bricks, concrete objects, various stones and rocks
Only listening to minidiscs from now on
>>10249111>get them clammies, and death to all my brothers who try to take my clammiesWords to live by
haha class love this thread hahahah keep bumpin!
the smaller morklets begin to gather, hoping for a chance to suckle on the morkers cream cup
cream cup consumption scamper
hes jus sittin there drawin scantly clad children halfway singin along to old disney songs all alone in his room damn thas wild go gutsy go
Whole box o tissues next to his desk, room smells like smegma and despair
the guy doesn't even have any clam seeds
designated shartocrat
the thread that puts the 'monkey' in "monkeying around"
pour al this fucking energy into ur gay ass monkey and i get zero doler for it????? horseshit
i put extra salt on salted peanuts
bit salty innit
>>10250681u wanna fite about it ?
put up your fucking dukes mang
daisy dukes?
soda actually owns a large roasted nut booth operation in new your that uses highly Mobile booths and fake vendor licensesIf you have ever had a guy run past you in Manhattan while yelling about salted peanuts or cashews he probably works for soda
sparkles' Asian ex has now become a v-tuber
drinking cheap cider out oif a shoe and partying with the binladies, banging on pots and pans in a rhytmical manner till the binjuice is ripe
windsor come back and suck sparlem COK NAOUGH ! !! he bored ! ! !
morneen lanky cagemate :] ~lipsmacc~ ~give lanky a morning reach-around~
a sad day for retards
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>>10250872dunno man all i do is assign paths
update on the shell bags perhaps?
>>10250825I thought the brown Asians weren't allowed to be vtubers?!?
Delete the shell bags, still hasn't installed openshell
The photic sneeze reflex isn't actually a sneeze (physically impossible) it's pama penku energy trying to escape to the astral plane. If we can harness these higher mind chakras properly we can achieve unlimited energy and locate Hitler's hidden bunker in Argentina
Sneeze deez nutz lilili
three dimensional cock suck
eight dimensional rimjob
save game icon is a floppy disc... fukin kids these days won't even know what that is, bout time for a change maybe retard designers
*slaps lanky cagemate with dirty shit - hand* you're no quarterback, buddy
the two new mochers on the block rassling and tussling to practice dominion over the other...
They must prepare for clammy season
>>10251258haha such a good point
