>be me>18, never had sex>be at party>see hot girl>try to talk to her> accidentally slip and fall on her dick> everyone starts laughing> i'm so embarrassed> i can't even look her in the eye> i just want to die
>>10296381excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>10296382I quote me NEWGAY
was her dick soft or hard when you fell on it?
>>10296506Very hard
lole
frogposters get the rope
>>10296381who are you quoting, newfreind?
>>10296381I've noticed that since around like 2015 when I first heard the words 'Girlcock' and 'boypussy' that the word 'boypussy' has remained a common term and even evolved into 'bussy' among younger people. However, its sister term 'girlcock' is rarely used if ever.I've thought a lot about why this is and I think I've had an epiphany. Think of how many girls there are in the world. Very few, if any, have a girlcock. In fact, girlcock might be something fictional if you consider the implications when measured against boypussy. If a shemale has a boypussy and a girlcock that wouldn't make sense. The only time the term is applicable is when you're referring to a futanari, which only really exists in fiction. When you get right down to it, every boy has a boypussy.
>>10297246Also gay dudes on the internet love talking Girls and gay girls dont
>>10297086that's true or I would say correct, frogposters are cancer
>>10296381you can tell this is gpt-3 because of the spaces after the meme arrows
>>10297929you know a lot about conputers huh
>>10298292onputer
>>10298369I guess that would be funny. I fi were into anime
>>10297895Can I be cancer too? Everyone loves cancer :)!!!1!1!!1
>>10298420no you're not
>>10298427Why not :( :(
>>10298431You're not angry enough..
>>10298431>Why not :( :(frogposters are cancer
>>10298443Now am I cancer?
>>10298459reported
>>10298460Why :( :( I just want to be cancer :( :(
>>10296381bot!
>>10298465listen to me timmy the stakes are high right now are you on board with the imperial fists or not
>>10298469Maybe??1?1??1?1 Whatever the right answer is.
>>10298472>>10298468
>>10298477Oh wow :o I never realized that I was a bot before.
>>10298478you're not a bot sweet baby. look me in the eye, come here. you smell so sweet. mmmm, cherry and vanilla. sut on my lap with your soft butt and sexy legs
>>10298487Okay, daddy.
>>10298497where are your parents sweet jenny? you look so gorgeous with your hair fluttering in the wind. and those shorts outlining your juicy legs
>>10298537My parents are dead.
>>10298580did they play telltales the walking dead
>>10298582STOP REMOVING MY NAME
>>10298582Yes and Roblox.
>>10298614keep it respectful please
>>10298645Nah, Roblox is the single worst thing created by humanity.
>>10298719that's why I don't want you to put it next to telltales the walking dead, especially the first two seasons
>>10298745The walking dead sucks too. Both the game and the tv show
>>10298758please rethink your statements. I'm gonna need you to rewind a little and amend what you've just done. I mean I know the show is kinda mediocre but wow dude not the telltale point and click game
>>10298782The game is way worse than the show.
>>10298789what's that you say? I can't hear you over the clunking of the machinery
>>10296381gpt thread>gpt thread
>>10298871??1?1?
>>10298871What's a gpt thread?
>>10298477Two same numbers!
>>10297246Trans women
>>10298292I LOVE Y UIS AAAHA
>>10299650lol
>>10299977unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>10298388unchecked doubles on the last page!
doublelels
>>10299619>>10298459>>10297246not gonna ngl all of these posts sounds really homosexual
>>10302509I can't stand how every vtuber releases a King cover why won't they stopYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail