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>be me
>18, never had sex
>be at party
>see hot girl
>try to talk to her
> accidentally slip and fall on her dick
> everyone starts laughing
> i'm so embarrassed
> i can't even look her in the eye
> i just want to die
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>>10296381
excuse me but who are you quoting?
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>>10296382
I quote me NEWGAY
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was her dick soft or hard when you fell on it?
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>>10296506
Very hard
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lole
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frogposters get the rope
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>>10296381
who are you quoting, newfreind?
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>>10296381
I've noticed that since around like 2015 when I first heard the words 'Girlcock' and 'boypussy' that the word 'boypussy' has remained a common term and even evolved into 'bussy' among younger people. However, its sister term 'girlcock' is rarely used if ever.
I've thought a lot about why this is and I think I've had an epiphany. Think of how many girls there are in the world. Very few, if any, have a girlcock. In fact, girlcock might be something fictional if you consider the implications when measured against boypussy. If a shemale has a boypussy and a girlcock that wouldn't make sense. The only time the term is applicable is when you're referring to a futanari, which only really exists in fiction.
When you get right down to it, every boy has a boypussy.
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>>10297246
Also gay dudes on the internet love talking
Girls and gay girls dont
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>>10297086
that's true or I would say correct, frogposters are cancer
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>>10296381
you can tell this is gpt-3 because of the spaces after the meme arrows
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>>10297929
you know a lot about conputers huh
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>>10298292
onputer
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>>10298369
I guess that would be funny. I fi were into anime
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>>10297895
Can I be cancer too? Everyone loves cancer :)!!!1!1!!1
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>>10298420
no you're not
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>>10298427
Why not :( :(
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>>10298431
You're not angry enough..
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>>10298431
>Why not :( :(
frogposters are cancer
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>>10298443
Now am I cancer?
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>>10298459
reported
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>>10298460
Why :( :( I just want to be cancer :( :(
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>>10296381
bot!
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>>10298465
listen to me timmy the stakes are high right now are you on board with the imperial fists or not
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>>10298469
Maybe??1?1??1?1 Whatever the right answer is.
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>>10298472
>>10298468
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>>10298477
Oh wow :o
I never realized that I was a bot before.
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>>10298478
you're not a bot sweet baby. look me in the eye, come here. you smell so sweet. mmmm, cherry and vanilla. sut on my lap with your soft butt and sexy legs
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>>10298487
Okay, daddy.
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>>10298497
where are your parents sweet jenny? you look so gorgeous with your hair fluttering in the wind. and those shorts outlining your juicy legs
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>>10298537
My parents are dead.
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>>10298580
did they play telltales the walking dead
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>>10298582
STOP REMOVING MY NAME
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>>10298582
Yes and Roblox.
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>>10298614
keep it respectful please
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>>10298645
Nah, Roblox is the single worst thing created by humanity.
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>>10298719
that's why I don't want you to put it next to telltales the walking dead, especially the first two seasons
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>>10298745
The walking dead sucks too. Both the game and the tv show
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>>10298758
please rethink your statements. I'm gonna need you to rewind a little and amend what you've just done. I mean I know the show is kinda mediocre but wow dude not the telltale point and click game
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>>10298782
The game is way worse than the show.
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>>10298789
what's that you say? I can't hear you over the clunking of the machinery
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>>10296381
gpt thread
>gpt thread
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>>10298871
??1?1?
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>>10298871
What's a gpt thread?
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>>10298477
Two same numbers!
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>>10297246
Trans women
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>>10298292
I LOVE Y UIS AAAHA
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>>10299650
lol
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>>10299977
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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>>10298388
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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doublelels
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>>10299619
>>10298459
>>10297246
not gonna ngl all of these posts sounds really homosexual
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>>10302509
I can't stand how every vtuber releases a King cover why won't they stop

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