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introduciendo
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oh no
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here we go again
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this isnt mank btw
>>10470512 totally is tho !!!
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baby mank getting a brazilian wax to get ready for his swimsuit photoshoot
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owowowowowowowowowowowowow
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myspace.com
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god doesn't know i left the toilet seat up
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god doesn't know i did ketamine when i was in my teens
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H.H. Minkin 1876
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Mankette the Beautiful One Has Come
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START SCREAMING
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god has forgotten about connie chung
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meep meep xD uwu lol;
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*gets raped and murdered*
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>>10478418
No I didn't!
>>10478376
a/s/l
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>>10479079
good game i beat it last night
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That silly duck goodle,- got a google it?
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>>10479086
Aspoprajian's Syndrome was the only result that occurred
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>>10478648
>>10479079
>>10479080
>>10479086
>>10479093
excellent dubs everyone
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IT'S UP!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na_G9iREugA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na_G9iREugA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na_G9iREugA
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Kim Congdon
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GN-1
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gremo news at 1
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Giving you your hot 1 AM news updates
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where's my vape pen
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mank thread out here failing
mankbros at home waiting for their social security checks
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introducing yo FUCK that niggas name
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>>10479641
Gremo bews
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sluice gate worth the wait
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sluice date don't be late
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So begins the era of Babypenismank Supremacy
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penisbrain situation
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message to mankgoers
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>>10479415
thanks big nigga
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practicing dominion - thats what a nigga wants to see on a tuesday night
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according to the news bulletin: somebody stole monkey mans basquiat from his estate
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>>10481468
lu2 bby
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I am Captain Kirk, Spock and Lieutenant Uhura on the away team
You're Henson Lebowitz -- the sacrificial lamb for the episode
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sewer stage is really hard to beat
the longer you stay the longer it takes
the coins start teleporting away from me
sludge tornadoes steal the ones in my pocket
a ladder is corroded by excrement
refuse to help and start screeching like a injuried peacock
Devout
DEvour ALL LIFE
Devour DEVOUR
DEVOUR
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eclectic mankgoers
riding away with aytch thray
infinite midnite...
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gremo is the #3 subplot of all time imo
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OK I'm a Mank Addict
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Errything will be aite
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Yeah its me, salad fingers gibbon liker
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Call me salad dressing raphael
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I will not
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I identify azs Mank/Mankgoer
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>>10482229
why did you use the indian bootleg versiion
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>>10482227
You must
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smack 'em up sharp big mon
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snacking on a bowl of bees
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snacking on a long overdue relisten of bel biv devoe's classic "do me baby"
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a pitcher of water
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a risky exspearmint
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times change

people don't

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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One time years ago I was pressing apple cider and I watched the yellowjackets land in the collection bowl and drown in the freshly pressed liquid. I imagined what that experience must be like and it seemed like one of the most ecstatic deaths possible
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G
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remember when they gave a monkey a thought controlled mechanical arm and the first thing he did was whack it
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over encumbered cucumbers
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god damnit i said these threads were done
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Its over
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shorn scrotum
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short scrotum
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you thought it was the bell-end but it was only the bell-beginning
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bells ends of fate
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the turkey skin scrotum of destiny
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gout gang gout gang gout gang gout gang
mokey mans feet looking swole needs a new cane
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shout out to the grout gang
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keep your grout clean and your peen mean
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>>10483042
my grout is dirty
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i have a bad case of gout
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ur mums clapped
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hark, she be clapper'd wit rancid goots
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custer's last slice
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https://youtu.be/YOz1dFHzByk
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gremos last resort
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"finely done... no doubt about that at all" murmured savile, staring at passemore's results sheet
but now.. for the practical demonstration in the MAP exam.
Passemore steeled himself as the goat was brought forward
"Just as there is no mappereh without jaggery young man. there can be no mapperey without zooerey"
The nonce-to-be nodded in understanding and set to work, tracing his hand round the billy-goats bumhole
"fine technique" noted rolf harris
Passmore then went to town, ravaging the goat unspeakably with his 3 inch penis
after 30 seconds, it was done, and the examiners all nodded approvingly
Passmore caught his reflection in the jizz and sweat that slicked the floor, and smiled at himself
"still got it " he thought
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Oi you bloody wanker wots all this bollocks
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>its not a monkey its an ape
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>>10482667
lol that's a good one
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the sheep walk in circles
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the manks do peenis in there own poopoo
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dongstack the tentfold
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the mank's bumhole, upon further inspection, is rather peculiar. It appears to have developed a crusted layer of smegma, emitting a foul odour across the enclosure.
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they poop and save up the poop and when gets bige nough then thehy put peenis in
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>>10483313
Thanks
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set theoretic escape from hotel infinity
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engage
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please contact customer support
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>>10483690
I did, but they asked me for my registration number and i had misplaced it
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>>10483693
whats your secret word
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>>>/bant/16572918
slides into your face
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i want to have sex so bad grrrrrrrrr liek the one pic where asuka wactches iwth smug face i want to fuk a bithc like that pls pls
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grrrrrrrr
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hi /fa/ what brand of sweatpants should i wear if i want people to think im a sexual predator?
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this isn't /fa/ retard
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nah fuck you kid monkey man got that swag fo sho
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monkeyman showed me his penis once it looked like a chinese man with a turtle sitting on it
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>>10477659
desconectado
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monkey man he had a chub
monkey man gave it a rub
monkey man went glug glug glug
the slime came spurting like a slug
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penismank
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>>10483867
that penis would be cute if bald
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my piss smells awful
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broccoli dicsucc
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meaning what exactly?
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>>10483962
mank love a good dick
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meaning you will feel the wrath of my diet high in brassicas
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da mothafuckin monkey faoce
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i'm black BTW
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am I allowed to use my EBT card in this thread?
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>>10483993
yes
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=o64Fz-KW1Dk
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im ready to tell my side of the story
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this is who i am
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trance music?
more like... trans music
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>>10484179
Thanks nick
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green banana diagram
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>>10484177
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Soda supports your sexual fetish
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in general if you use other humans as objects for your sexual gratification then you're probably not a very cool person
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i borrowed £10 for a sandwich and some bogroll and ended up homeless and bankrupt with broken knees
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tough times in bongland eh
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what did you get in the sandwich?
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turkey an stuffing
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genocidal jealousy
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aboriginal apologetics
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shoo shoo gremo goblin
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damn right i buggered that sheep, and i would do it again in a heartbeat in service to my country
i spent the best damn years of my life in the sheep service and received a medal of valor for bravery in the face of those damn ewes
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Rae Dawn Chong
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i don't have a wiping problem, i have a wiping solution
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ableton abolitionist (mississippi midi keyboard)
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there is nothing inherently wrong with pyramid schemes

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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there's something extrinsically wrong with pyramid schemes

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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https://youtu.be/SYZUBG-YLc0
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back to binbag days
some things never change, do they?
lets keep pretending
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monkey thread is the binbag
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and im eating out of the trash
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i'm eating trash (your mom)
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the maker of all
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jack of all trades
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
But can Jack outrun Candleja-
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take off your pants and jacket
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you're gonna love my boxers game
i guarantee it
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(take off your pants and jack it)
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Charles Binley
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This isn't mank. It's Fank.
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oh sorry i'm in the wrong place
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it's okay , Fankposters can be quite deceptive
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100% Authentic Teeth
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somebody posted a shitting mank again, gotta say this is really not cool, not just disrespectful to mank tradition but to the board itself. i think mods should delete the shitting mank because its not really appropriate to the /s4s/ experience.
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nice set of danglers
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The origins of teabagging
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fill shop who did your trip? Yes, we found it there. You can to
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fuck mankers
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>>10484771
controversial
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>>10484771
shut up pedo
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Oh. My. Goodness.

This thread!! I go to get my morning coffee, and the next thing I know we’re having some monkey wars again!!

Maybe some of you need to get your own morning coffee?

Not pointing fingers at anyone particular. More just holding my hands out with all fingers spanned out, pointing at the lot of you.

Get your coffee.
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Some of the mankers are nobheads though sorry
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Russia is using AI art generators.
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bloody wankers
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mankers must die
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wankers must die
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wankamank
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witch doctor put a spell on my monkey forcing him to wank it
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bloody 'ell thats bang out of order
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mission objective: kill all mankers
mission status: im ready to accept the mission
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because his mank grows
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The fire rises, brother!
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forged in the fires of mank
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Listen to this story, this terrible story
It talks about monkeys, it talks about worries
All themonkeysdance around
With bananasin the sun
https://youtu.be/fq4u3nBd6hE
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no monkeys no wories
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no monkey no cry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzj-JXbdV_c
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total eclipse of my arse
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>>10484965
very nice. not a big roni size fan but this makes the grade.
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a baby knocks on your door and offers to reroof your house for just $10
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how big is the baby?
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as big as a lamp
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>>10477659
who let this fucking spick make the mank thread
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the mank franchise has international outlets now
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my brain fungus is growing!! woo!!
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my personality trait is i drink hot liquids
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you may have a boyfriend, but you will never have a boyfriend with a piece of shid for a dick :^)

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>10485217
it's true

you never will have a chode for a faucet :^)

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>10477659
dubs checked
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>>10485224
i genuinely despise you
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>>10485232
*alters the way you perceive reality*

oh

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>10485236
>>10485232
hatred causes people to do crazy things

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>10484789
my head is not a nob
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I have 2 questions
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>>10485381
You may ask them now.
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>>10477659
As it was demonstrated many, many times before the joke is on (You), monkeys
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>>10485495
i loled
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>>10485495
>The joke is on God
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This monkeys gone to heaven
This monkeys gone to heaven
(repeat)
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imagine there's no heaven
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heaven exists and theres no shitty mank threads there
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Just started smoking cigs ama
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>>10485588
retard
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>>10485588
o i rly respek dat m8
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not seeing any questions
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english mankgoers are alright
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>>10485596
so much this, some of the best people i've ever known
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Hooodie Blanket
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shodybody pipate twort
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nursal acrolysis companion
battyboy triopolar enum
decothectomy ploinkmaster abhishekta
gremographic parplegalia stinkpin
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bodyboy shock attack
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i like most youns Americans dreamed if fucking a giant baby. However unlike so many who let these dreams fade away as they are faced with the realities of work and responsibility i have been working fir the last 20 years to achieve my dream.
Now with the power of bovine growth hormone and the help of a pure bread Samoan surrogate i have done what no man has done before, i have made a gaint baby.
Im going to fuck the baby, live on twitch.tv/gutsybird tonight at 6pm CST
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Gutsybird!
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ANSWER THE QUESTION
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look he got the babies consent okay
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>>10485654
what fookin question
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simon g and mr kool are the mank's best mates!
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Doddd
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>>10485654
WHAT
QUESTION
NOBHEAD
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Baby Mank: Spiral Nemesis
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Baby maaaaaaaaaaank!!!!

The BIRTH of baby mank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>10485687
Wouldn't they be parallel?
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>>10485736
WHATTTT
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>>10485741
Answers pls
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>>10485743
WHAT WOULD BE PARALEL
WHAT NO SHUT UP FUCK
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Baby Mank: The Birth of Baby Mank
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>>10485750
Answer the question phony
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The birth of baby mank
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OK THATS IT IM OUT
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Hi! I'm Baby Mank, please be my friend!

*Holds out hand with a big, innocent smile.*
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>>10485760
The birth of Baby Mank!
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>>10485760
the BIRTH of BABY MANK!!!!
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few realise that baby mank's "raison d'être" was the infamous "chamber baby" subplot which failed to win the hearts and minds of mankgoers many years ago
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tic tac toof
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I just thought Tiger Baby Chamberlain was a funny name. Did it really turn into this?
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Fist your niece for Baby Mank!
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These niggers are making me THIRSTY
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breakin' battle in the alleyway behind school
team mank vs. team rudeposters
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Mank Gear Solid II: Sons of Baby Mank
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to meatbag meetup and teabag beatdown



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