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Do any long term neets know how I can get the goverment to give me money if I'm (not) mentally ill? Very serious question

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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become mentally ill. simple as
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>>10483431
How do I achieve this....
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>>10483430
bonk you are head raeellllyyy hardds an u will giben disablelities :) :) :) :):)

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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get a job working for the government
USPS is a good place to work
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>>10483434
thanks for ure advice ^^

oh i also forgot 2 ask here if you guys get money by the goverment by doing nothing and for what
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being mentally ill sucks

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>10483448
ok i dont want to be a wagie
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>>10483454
when you're mentally ill, you have to go to counseling and you have to take paychecks from the government specifically to avoid jobs which irritate your mentally lel state.

then if you don't want to work, you have to tell the doctor that you would prefer not to work, and they have to route you through a long system which can take days or months to place you appropriately in

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>10483430
i dunno how relevant this still is since it was originally posted on /jp/ more than a decade ago and it's probably only useful if you're american but here you go
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>>10483465
this is really useful, thanks
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I can help you with that. Make a contract with me and become a Magical Girl!
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>>10483430
if you had a job before it's over, you proved that youre actually functional and disqualified from neetdom

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>10483465
thank you magical negroe
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>>10483517
i havent yet so its good

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>10483430
I wouldnt mind supporting a neet if she isnt obesse, washes every other day, and help maintain house
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>>10483627
i do all of these except be she :(

>>10483433
>>10483544
dubs

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>10483631
Do you at least look female?
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>>10483631
nice to see our fren is staying vury hydrationed :)
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>>10483631
>>10483635
it would be really really cute if this actually happened
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>>10483689
What happen?
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>>10483713
marriage,,,,,,,, ////
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>>10483715
Ooooh! It depends on your actions and what youre willing to sacrifice
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>>10483720
i'll sacrifice a goat
a whole herd of goats
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>>10483728
Sacrifice a orphan adult
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i dnt wanna work ever again
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>>10483862
it's retarded
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>>10483874
i just dont get how some people turn 20 and are like, well its time to completely devote my life to this system where every single person is forced to work if they want the most basic human rights.
just so when you're on your 50s and you already wasted your youth and are useless the goverment will alow you to stop working by paying you back the money that they took from you when you were younger. after, you realize your life is over, you probably didnt spend as much time as you wanted on the things you wanted to do, your body is decaying and you have 10-20 years until youre in the worst possible state.

autism rant im bad at talking
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lie about your mental health and join the army
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>>10483889
don't worry if you pick the right career then you can work really hard and become a true team player, a real rockstar, and completely destroy any last shred of sanity or motivation you have left, all to scrounge up enough savings for a year or two of vacation, and then when the money runs dry toss your limp and despondent soul back into the meat grinder for another round of punishment
this is just irony not a whiny cry for help
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>>10483889
>just so when you're on your 50s and you already wasted your youth and are useless the goverment will alow you to stop working by paying you back the money
>50s
lol where does this fucker even live?
the retirement age here is like 67 for men
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>>10483894
so true
>>10483908
wow that's even worse than I thought. it's probably about the same here, i just didn't bother to check lole
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>>10483430
Be a large corporation
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>>10483894
Based
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>>10483430
pretend to be mentally ill. it may be as simple as saying you have crippling depression or anxiety, depending on your country



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