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Please don't be lewd on s4s
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thx 4da psa bby
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>>10636624
Hypocrite you are, that train has quite a lewd tilt.
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gatekeeping limiting sticky on the red board I rate it 2/100 because trains are okay.
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Love is bursting for allowing this message
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but surely some lewd is okay? as long as it's not ugly?
please... we can reach an agreement....
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>>10636624
Finally a sticky that the Garlic Salt brand get behind
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>>10636666
Very bad numbers. I cast a blessing on these to purify the thread.
No lewd is ok.
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Kill yourself.
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>>10636731
rude
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>>10636666
cursed skeleton quads

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Meow!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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support anti lewd directive
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ban all lewd
anime is next
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>>10636911
Garlic Salt is my friend, but I love anime and cute lewds so please don't make me choose
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>>10636919
It's either me or the anime + lewd. You have to choose. And if you pick anime + lewd then I'm never coming back. I'm not one of those guys you can toss aside and expect to come crawling back to.
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>>10636940
I just can't do this
*runs away*
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>>10636947
You'll be back.
Mark my words!
You'll be back!
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>>10636624
today you have reminded them

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>10636911
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>>10636974
[s4s] is property of the banime cat
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>>10636985
Meow Meow *pat pat*
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Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>10636637
ilu swaglorde
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>>10636666
cum

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>10636666
sniffe sniffe cum cum cum cum cum cum cum

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>10637236
cum penis’ed at this
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>>10637236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
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>>10636624
sticker
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>>10636666
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fuck let me cum cum fuck fuck fuck
please cum let me cum aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>10636624
I am trainsgender
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>>10636666
evil numbers
>>10636911
nice dubs
>>10637577
nice dubs
>>10637699
nice dubs
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>>10638028
Trainee

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>10638166
nice dubs
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>>10638311 nice dubes!!
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>>10636951
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>>10638445
I told you I wouldn't take you back!
I told you I wouldn't take you back!
I told you I wouldn't take you back!
*breaks down weeping*
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>>10636624
uppsala är s4s kultur
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>>10638511
you are crying because deep down you care about me despite my flaws....
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>>10638708
NO! I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU!
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>>10636940
Blow your fucking petty ass brains out with a anti-personnel shotgun shell to the skull, I don't need you, oh asshat!
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>>10638878
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I HAVE REALLY INTENSE URGE TO TONGUE A CUTE GIRL'S VULVA
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>>10638903
Woowww, how original, Mrs G Salt
NOT!
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>>10636666
SEX
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Meow

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>>10636624
I would not deign to stoop to such unspeakable acts
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>>10636624
and ESPECIALLY no lewding Ayanami!!!!!
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It Could Be Worse

You Could Be Rasslin' Widh Rugrat Like Chris Benoit

>Hyphenated-American Con-Wrestling
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>>10640111
three same numbers!
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>>10640133
Dubs check of no consequence

>>10640000
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>>10640277
two same numbers!
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>>10636624
Make me
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>>10640754
delete this
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>>10640754
I dont know how im sorry :((
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>>10636624
Running cold on dc I'm cold ?
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>>10636642
Off road tires on my train ? Lol it's xxxx can Santa Fe , I drive public rail it ain't a ticket
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>>10641054
I'm bullshitting, it's actually a guy I saw istop and get McDonald's and he dropped me off on the bar, I took a nap
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Meow?

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>10636624
I would never :)

#fortune
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>>10641503

Dumbass
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Your fortune: Average Luck
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semen is the most important liquid of the male body. it's a sacred secretion that is throughout your entire body at all times if you are male. if you contain your semen you will fortify your intellect strength logic and understanding.
if you contain your sexuality expression to within until prepared thoroughly at interaction with partner, you win.
if you have obtained bodily connection through practiced knowledge of your body's nerves through complete erotic stimulation without orgasmic discharge, you know the sexual virtue.
pushing out the semen from your body rids you of /mental intelligence essence. do it rarely.
how would you answer the question below.
why is porn free?
the answer is it creates the tendency to discharge seminal POWER from the males of Earth.
slow edging of your entire nervous system makes you master every stimulation and makes you last longer if you ever sex with a forest elf.
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>>10641578
What is the physical age of said forest elf?
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>>10640111
legendary trips of the forest
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https://youtu.be/AXwziLoPj10
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>>10640766
>>10638911
nice dubs
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>>10636624
I'll consider it if you send more train pics.
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>>10638671
det fetaste uppsala har är en dum kyrka
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Meow! Meow!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>10638445
anticipating..
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>>10636624
we had the solution to unwanted lewd a couple years ago with the 4chan/4channel split. We didnt make the cut, Deal with it.
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>>10636624
should we go blu?
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>>10641503
Newfrienmd alert!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>10636624
okey
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>10643983
oh no that is very bad luck...

Your fortune: Outlook good
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I refuse
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>>10636624
this thread has convinced me to stop masturbating currently on day 2
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Meow!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Don't be lewd, be sexy
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>>10645187
THIS
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>>10641503
Ahhh so you're the guy I trollololed
You should try this one instead.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>10646123
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testing jfif
#fortune

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>10636666
>as long as it's not ugly?

But I thought ugly was only okay as long as it's not lewd?
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Meow Maow

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>10647147
nope
ugly things make a board worse
ugly things make a place less welcoming, less comfy, less hospitable
they are replacing beautiful classical architecture with brutalist or modernised buildings with no theme or culture because it makes a place uglier and removes its identify
if you wanted to see ugly things irl, where would you go? a trash dump? the sewers maybe? crackwhore street? now ask yourself, would you like to stay there? is it comfy? what would you do if a trashball or crackwhore rolled into your room? would that make your room a nicer place?
people come here and post poops and frogs and random porn purely for attention at the expense of the board's niceness
we must all try to be nicer
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>>10647309
porn isnt ugly baka
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*ahem*

*ahem*

*attentuon please*

vagina

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>10642875
*fucks blu loli*
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>>10642875
*fucks blu loli*
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Meow...

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>10643983
Woah, Hote!
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>>10649077
nice dubs
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That train is Swedish, I know because I'm autistic.
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>>10649316
Based autist
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>>10649316
Yes, yes it is!
Sweden has trains!
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>>10649316
https://www.google.com/maps/@59.8631484,17.6388465,3a,60y,186.42h,93.11t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sQG2a2RoetpxaUX85sTlN3w!2e0!7i16384!8i8192
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>>10636624
I got it in my hand right now, and it's gettin' hard.
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Janitor, please call the moderator in to try TRY to stop this board from slipping into the theme of shit and gay/trans porno.

Not fond of the pedos either, but right now, we have tons of shit talk.

>[s4s] - Poop & Gay Porn
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cjute animeymr gorlsu
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I’m truematized frum /b/
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>>10649316
No, it's because of the husarna.
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>>10636624
kek

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>10646123
sex
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>>10636666
SEEEGGGSSS
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>>10636666
This is ugly porn for ugly people.
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@10653006
false bait post
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>>10653021
No, it checks out. pedos are ugly sexual predators who objectify children because they can't look at full grown women in the eyes. Sad but true.
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>>10653039
Also, fecalphiliacs are smelly pooby predators who sexually objectify sh*d because they can't look at full grown women in the eyes. funny but true.
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<he thinks withholding (you)s means anything>
<he thinks I'm mad>
<he's a shit poster that doesn't check dubs>

sad, funny, and rude. where has s4s gone?
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i know you get paid by the you
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>>10653194
Nobody but admin and moderators make money off 4chan ads/subs, and most of it goes to keeping the lights on.
I can't wait for the world to grow pouring and websites shut down and are overgrown with vines and wild grass
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>>10653252
I posted successfully, little zoomer. go back to /bant/ now
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Meow

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>10636624
*rapes you*
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I need good luck befoire I sleep

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>10636624
SHOW ME A BUBE
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>>10651855
Dubs of you actually tried it lole

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>10640754
i want to see more of saber's ass
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>>10655888
Trips of …better not tell you now

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Meow

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>10656040
this is nice board

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>10636624
meh

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Meow!

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>10636624
Meow~~Meow~Meow~~Meowww

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>10636666
disgusting quads, kill yourself
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>>10636666
quads of hot
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>>10657858
it was literally
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>>10636624
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>>10658111
three same numbers!
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ok
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lewd and lascivious

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Meow!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>10636624
https://youtu.be/HzKmtm2MI64
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>>10636624
posting lewd on [s4s]
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>>10659587
unf unf
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>>10646123
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>>10646123
;(
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>>10636666
Why have a rule that states you can't dump porn here and then do worse than nothing about it, you sticky it?

Janitor, moderator. Do your jobs or change the rules. Is s4s a porn page or not?
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>>10659055
Dubs on page one

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>10660099
triple dubs on page 1

>>10660095
first day using English, bully?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>10660149
To cry is to yell or complain. I have just posted my complaint. This seems to have shaken you so that you've become even ruder.
You just aren't fitting in here. Maybe you should take some time out to reconsider what board you wanna post in
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>>10660070
s4s is a nice board
we don't have the same rules as other boards
even an image featuring nudity can be nice
people who aren't from here (even mods) find that hard to comprehend, and it can make them angry
they will often try to spam our board or post ugly things out of spite, just because we're different, just because we're nice
well it didn't change things the first time someone decided to do that here, and it won't change things the millionth time
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>>10660363
false, duh
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Ass
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>>10660516
*drools*
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>>10660233
Dobles

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>10636624
hi
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Please don't be a nigger on s4s
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>>10636624
*peek*
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>>10636666
PUNI PUNI
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Meow purrr

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>10636666 (quads)
extra-satan has spoken
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>>10661554
Satan has been banished from this thread
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>>10661613
no, it's still there.
I'm just about ready to call the FBI
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NO LEWDS ALLOWED
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>>10661669
>Picture I made is appearing in a thread I made.
The ecosystem is recycling at peace.
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>>10662003
Bocci and the Rock @ Tanagra
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>>10651855(dubs)
I was only able to do 10!
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>>10662479
fucking queer. get some goddamn muscle. actually try to reach a goal in your god damn life.
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>>10662489
i don't even know how to do a push up

i don't know the proper technique
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>>10662489
I'm trying, I'm trying!
>>10662500
Dubs!
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What good is a phone call if you're unable... to speak?
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>>10662863
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Meow!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>10662722
>>10662500
nice dubs
>>10651855
i liderally already do 100 a day
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sex is forgotten
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Meow

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>10636666
Same 4 number!!!
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>>10665853
same illegal porn
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>>10636624
im gonna go on grindr and suck a number of dicks in a row equal to the last digit of this post

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>10666870
oh well no dicksuckin 4 u
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Meow

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>10636624
i wont
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time to post teh hentais

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Ok!
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>>10668076
lole
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>>10668281
delet this
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>>10636666
sex with a cartoon child!
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>>10636624
HELLO, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. DID YOU KNOW THAT TRAIN IS REPRESENTATIVE OF THE UNGODLY TEN TONS OF MAN-STEEL THAT WILL BE RIPPING THROUGH YOUR BUSSY AS I AND THE ENTIRE WORKFORCE OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE UNDRESS GLEEFULLY AS THEY WAIT FOR MY ALLOY-HARD BUMPER COCK TO DISGORGE ITS PASSENGERS IN YOUR FINAL STOP. I GUARANTEE IT.
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bumping a sticky
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Meow

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>10669777
>777
Meow-meow!
Mrrou
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>>10669800
Meow!!
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>>10669971
nice 71
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this is only a test post plaese dont bother responding

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>10671433
Dubs!!
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How dare you kill an esfores veteran >>10611205 on purpose by deleting their thread? Disrespectful!
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>>10671773
What thread was it?
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>>10668281

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>10636956
ses
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Meow?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>10660070
>Why have a rule that states you can't dump porn here
lol where?
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>>10675652
Here u go fren :^)
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>>10636624
man, the rc05 locomotives looked soo much better with the blue colors, man I miss that, the cold breeze when you waited for the train, the smell of the morning, the dew in grass around the station, then the blue wagons and rc05 rolling in at station, with fresh coffee in the bistro where you could pay with cash. this makes me a bit nostalgic.
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test
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Meow Meow

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Was the S-Forest always like this? I feel like a lot more of threads and posts now always have this feeling of unironic horniness and weird menhera tranny stuff, but in a bad evil way and not the cute autistic lighthearted way like I remember. Not that it's all gone, there's still some funny threads and some people still make nice OC, but it feels like things have shifted in a bad way. Maybe I'm just getting bitter and seeing things differently or only focusing on negative stuff...
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come on you horny fap-boys, I posted some lewd for you, go ahead, take out that dick and start stroking!
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>>10677499 (dubs!)
Fuck you!
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mmmm sexy sexy sex
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>>10636624
...
>...kisse...
>
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>>10636666
Megasatan skeleton get ye gone
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>>10678145
:(
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>>10678168
beautiful love
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>>10678300
...you da double zero, hero...
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If you're from Peawanuck, Ontario, your bones have a high chance of containing 0.4% pure sulfur.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyItidbjxLM
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>>10636624
Meow Meow!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>10679587
fore!
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>>10636624
TUT TUUT! Mother focker!
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>>10681680
God damnyt, forgat my fortune
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>>10636624
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>>10681791
woah sexo
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>>10636624
can we get a new sticky now?
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>>10683171
Can we get the porn deleted now?
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>>10683210
no
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