you are a murderer

>>10679375
Do you have a question caller?

when do you leave?

two same number!

Chimpan Z (also known as Young Chimpan and Dr. Chimpan) is first found on the docks of your island. He appears to have been knocked out and possibly suffering from amnesia. He is thankful that he has been rescued and moves to live on your island where he can perform research in his lab. He requires lumber to perform his research; the more a player invests in the research, the faster it will be completed.
Chimpan also believes he was the creator of Mecha Chimp but states he has no recollection of ever building it.

>>10679423
this. so much this.

>>10679681
we KNO OO O O OO O OO W

welcome to white castle bitch

slide it in

Are you looking for a way to gain practical, hands-on experience in an animal related career field?

yung mank

>>10680114
nah

creams are over, we talking about running shoes now

wear mizuno and hoka

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We are going to make it esforce

>>10681359
not with that mug you ain't

mindblowing how our fate is determined by a few milimeters of facebones

monk advice

>>10681352
Chea yeah, those are pretty good.
Im a die hard new balance guy

phlegmtard looks like what pickle man wanted to believe i looked like

>>10681352
you're a FUCKING UGLY NO-TALENT GEEEEEK, people CRINGE WHEN THEY HEAR YOU TAAAAAALK, shut the FUCK UUUUUP

'ckin repulsive freak DIE repulsive freak

unban the FLIPPING PICKLE MAAAAAAN, im SICK OF THIS SHIIIIIT

~| BAP'S ZIO DAD |~

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yep.
he's BACK.

im' ..cheh...
scuse me, folkes... im ..,.,, ch'beh.. ~rh.. eh..
a headrest pologies for all involved... ~sig

naaaa that aint rite...

weh'heh'hen murr told sal to say to the hispanic couple in the mall, in a mexican accent, "im mexican now, mane", and sal waves it away like a fly in the room and says "na thats not rite..." ah'ha'h'hand the show just frekaing moved on man xDD oh'hoh'honly they could get away with that stuff nowadays dude...ohkhman whew...a ite .. welip. pAOEoyooeoyoeoyoeyooeyce!

naaaa those things werent right... chjeH/ B'eyhp.
yealpuEr.
here i ayum :] awaiting the monkey mans input :] years later
here i ayum mane :] ,oumkey make. he maked the mounkey
in a maouchey baouchey .. :]
and the desert hangars and jet fuel dreams...
Jet Fuel is Fuel for My Dreams.
i Dream of Jet Fuel.
the hiiiighiighighiiiigh pitched rudders of the airbus overhead man ..........
ald all of a sodden ur monkey he spoke dude........
he spoke and you didnt have to speak anymore after that man
cause your mokneky FREAIKING SPOKE FOR U , DDUDE @!~ :!~:@:#$L%TM· · • • =≡Σ(((~ ° ▽ °)~

pickle man is broken

desert hangers

>>10681404
>>10681407
demoted
>>10681409
banned
>>10681412
>>10681426
parped
>>10681459
unbanned but two yellow cards

had tacos al pastor with mom

for me its tacos de lengua

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>>10681673
>broken vase paradigm comin' on again... ....wh'chooch..

shitmank bowlblast

I JUST SHIT MY ASS

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In this mank thread we post facts only

bowlasis > baghead

I'm sorry, but I can't stay silent anymore. Souples, you are fucking retarded for preferring a pretentious borefest band like Radiohead over a cool fun band like Oasis. It's obvious that Oasis brings more energy and provides an awesome rock sound that fits perfectly with their lyrics. Radiohead is just slow, boring and unimaginative in comparison.

Plus Oasis has the catchy tunes and memorable hook lines to make them stand out from the rest of the competition. You won’t get any good melodies from Radiohead; they don’t even have much substance in their music - it’s just noise! And on top of all this, you can actually dance to some of Oasis' songs - something which is impossible with Radiohead because they lack any kind of beat or rhythm whatsoever!

So please Souples: get real or get gone!

Radiohead, the most hyped and probably the most over-rated band of the 1990s, upped the ante for studio trickery. They had begun as third-rate disciples of the Smiths, with albums such as Pablo Honey (1993) and The Bends (1995) that were cauldrons of Brit-pop cliches. Then OK Computer (1997) happened and the word "chic" took on a new meaning. The album was a masterpiece of faux avantgarde (of pretending to be avantgarde while playing mellow pop music). It was, more properly, a new link in the chain of production artifices that changed the way pop music "sounds": the Beatles' Sgt Pepper, Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon, Fleetwood Mac's Tusk, Michael Jackson's Thriller. Despite the massive doses of magniloquent epos a` la U2 and of facile pathos a` la David Bowie, the album's mannerism led to the same excesses that detracted from late Pink Floyd's albums (lush textures, languid melodies, drowsy chanting). Since thee production aspects of music were beginning to prevail over the music itself, it was just about natural to make them "the" music. The sound of Kid A (2000) had decomposed and absorbed countless new perfumes, like a carcass in the woods. All sounds were processed and mixed, including the vocals. Radiohead moved as close to electronica as possible without actually endorsing it. Radiohead became masters of the artificial, masters of minimizing the emotional content of very complex structures. Amnesiac (2001) replaced "music" with a barrage of semi-mechanical loops, warped instruments and digital noises, while bending Thom Yorke's baritone to a subhuman register and stranding it in the midst of hostile arrangements, sounding more and more like an alienated psychopath. Their limit was that they were more form than content, more "hype" than message, more nothing than everything.

it's too late, im awash in a jackknife juggernaut world.......
(& we're airborne ~tscht~)

francis!

shartsnak

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>>10682045

>>10682213
grrr

amicable wallflower makes me mad

must raep

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

aaAh this monkey will suck my donger OH So SEXy ;;;;;;;;;;;0
SODA Q&A ASK WITH YIOUOR PENISSSSSSSS
DONGERS NUMBER 1 2 3 3 4 5 69789 4

all little planes need is the one propeller in front :)
thats all that makes them gO bro.....!!!! xD
thats so cyaoooooOOOoaoaooaaute

psychoaAnALaayze -'

>>10682231
>>10682232
>>10682236
wtf

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

the problem with rice nobody is talking about

it's arsenic

eyyo ... im a fan of the monkey man...
he got... a monkey plan......
and ill .. never say no..
his funny monkey thread, its where' i call hooooome...
('y'''h''h'yea''a'a'h, its where i call hoooome... .:])

cds

do you hate monkey man or not dude

love that furry fella

pixar

pixar!

rammaframcaoou maounkey maooaunye im facking obsessed with yaoooaou

fake.frickin.plastic.trees., dude...
u ca'h'ah'hahant tell me thats not in the soundtrack of ur epic life and times, mounkey mane....
w00h......... 'rutal.............

plastic monkey in a plastic tree sucking a plastic donger type life

me trying to read this thread is like trying to smoke a chicken bone

does anyone know where pixar went off too?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

savor the flavor

i was using the chicken to measure it

whoever reads this i hope you kill yourself

AI thread

with no added sugar

welcome to white castle bitch

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ok kid lets walk

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sal's favorite cakes include: tres leche, red velvet, and carrot cake.

>>10684200
I want tres leches cake now

BTW i'm a transgendered individual so please respect that

it can take up to thirteen (13) gallons of water

Chimp Ann Zee

guerrilla enema

wow! I enter on S4S
HARDCORE Scatological Postiong!
SEX
and A Mone Thread About To ask My Problems
Problems Solved
I Will Grant you My Money Take My Money

Soda AAAAAA ACID problemsss High Probem Helycon Hidratation Double

tHANK YOU FOR THI S SALVATIONNNNn
I appreciate Lets Trepass Vatican Properties
I Clam What Are In Your oBodies
these are lines in you r Seahorse EARS
Whenyour heart i susspoed to beeee
All in Eveeen Rowwwssssss But no Electricty flowssss as OOoo oOOOAuahajeqwvbege yhOAOAAAAAAA AA

I can see the face, crinkled and wrinkled beyond care, hidden between milky white thighs, drowning in a sea of flavor. Nothing to say, no place to run. Because once the tongue hit the slipperly slopes, slightly gummy, worn from days of running without care. Like a scarf when your afghan's broken, cold swipes the tongue again and again, no passion in it, feasting on the overt nature of the arithmetic massage, heightening sensory overload. Better this way, tongue twisting within a save surrounded by electric eels, stinging and never quite coming to an end, your friend writhing above you, this chance to entrance carbon fiber strings to heartbeats, this, the moment to solidify remorse to umbral fear and take what can be taken until tongue switch slips and dances upon the tits of some other lipsticked bitch who found herself stepping, two clops short of a gallop, into the arms of the affectionate urchin, suckling and slurping to remoulade shower screams and hissing dreams that countlessly wave the shore to smithereens.
>tfw the pussy taste like seaweed

Share a photo of your mank favorite and appear in our showcase. Make sure to tag your image with @sodathemonkeywinnerofthreestickysincludingshitthread

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@sodathemonkeywinnerofthreestickysincludingshitthread

>>10685001
this is actually a monkey in a suit wearing a fake head

styrofoam stories

meaning what exactly?

black kids

you just need to tolerate the sound after that youre golden

you might be golden but the kids are brown

have u ever laid down on top of a lady

yeah it's akward and they can't breath well

I have looked at a ladie's backside in a lustful manner and I will do it again!

bought her plan b afterwards

they call him soda
they call him monchy
they call him stupit
he stinks of shit
he stinks of shit

>>10685273
what did he mean by this

>>10685277
no one ever elaborates

Just post cryptic shit that only means something in they head and then never fucking elaborate

Sploof crimbal!
Jaboony Krollop!
Pile of mung beans!
They put the chicken in their butts!
What did I mean by this?
I refuse to elaborate

Twitch streamer house except its all monkeys

Featuring Asmongorilla, XQChimp, MacacohhCarnage, and Apemouranth

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Sometimes I look at people and all I can picture is the skull inside their face and I kind of tune out as they are talking like its just a animation I'm watching or something. Totally normal right?

monkeyman applying another coat of lacquer to his asshole

morning Sea braap

the scent of the sea

old people have bad taste in porn

Your fortune: Bad Luck

fukin sex obsessed mushroom brain

Time crepes

monkeyman going on an all oyster diet
braps smelling like low tide

hi this is monkeyman with belive in the mank
and this is phlegmtard with belive in the mank and today we are going to talk about chamber babies

Shitty full time agora fantasy whip it

tonight i will be reviewing the gremos mankfly 4 parp%

this thread reads like stereo instructions

its got a 40mm shartstack, a mankknit upper and a full length dongerfly pate

and a whammy bah

>>10685273
this triggers the liberal left (awesome style)

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>>10679366
0мg 1т'5 бцΒ555555!!!!!!!!!!! бцΒBBBBB11111ȜȜȜȜȜȜȜȜȜȜȜ555555!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10679366
https://youtu.be/TEqoEad1f9E

Your fortune: Good Luck

accidentally ate 4 tablespoons of olive oil and now my teeth feel weird

did it at least have weed in it?

50000 jobs done in one second

the funny monkey face, it rules my world
i rather look at monkey than frick a girl
he's the host with the most, give 'em a whirl
yall vs. my posts ? swine , peaaaaaarl

all planes need is the ONE SPINNY THIII I I IING AND TO BE SHAPED RII I I II GHT, that RO O O OO OO O OCKS , BUUUUMP

it seems,,,,,,,,,,,
ahhhhh geez.
it seems i misspeeeeeelled the > :) lovely sage vunction ad...
andso . infact i did. bup the thread just now. aaaaah yeah. yeah shit. .....che
h.....'y gna do........fboua..... egouuuuuuuujh moaunkey maoaooayne i have umbrage with yaooooaoaou

oi oi oii get that shite off me faec

haych, E, double hockey-sticks

fibrous parps

i am getting out of touch with memetic reality
the increasing culture surplus is surpassing me
and nothing can be done except little by little

no one cONSUMES YOUR CONTEEEEENT PICKLE MAAAAAAN, ITS A BUUUUUUUUST, FUCKING RETIIIIIRE

the most exciting thing i have done all week is order sandals

im going to return them and get different sandals, i ordered the wrong ones

little monkey in a jacket

he is being inducted into the players club

i wish him all the best

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ty845b6quqI

players gonna play
monkey gonna monk
gotta get them nuts and nanas

did you tell them you did not consent and they tried doing it anyways

im about to cum on a blender

eyyo winsor, it aint no mystery — you're a frickin' mess...
People Who Worship Celebrities Have Lower Cognitive Abilities, Study Suggests — ('ah,)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0f-2P3luxU
(& we're airborne *tscht*)

bunt why tf do you still post? you’ve been at it for like 10 years non-stop, dude

its the monkey maaan, who extends my stay...
fave pastime ? readin wot he say
——— and i will not apologiiiiize —
for he i shall lioniiiiize ————
(better flow than however ur imagining)

(read aloud betterly than what you might expect,)

the monkey mane has sworn to never notice me again

the chaos threads, but they're about how the monkey man wont notice me, type o life

lost. . .. . . .. . . . . .
in the whi i i i i i i ld whi i ii i ii i ii ld chords of the invalid litter dept. intro ....

*tscht*

bump

>>10688981
dancing on the corpses ashes....
*dun-du-dun-du-dun-dun*

ordering some crab gosh darn it i really love crab so much call me crab eating macaque!

cops: man slapped wife in face with slice of pizza

eating crabs legs like chinese tourists at a buffet

crab-apple cryogenics

ask soda anything!

how come most of the recording industry refuses to embrace DSD files?

DSD files can only be edited using one specific piece of software. Otherwise it is always converted into pcm for editing and then converted back to DSD, depending on how schizo you are you might cosider all this conversion to be loosing precious detail. Plus most consumer hardware can't play DSD so it has to be converted into some other format anyway for distribution. Record companies also consider high bittrate DSD to be the same as the master recording and they will never sell you the master recording because then you wouldn't need to ever buy another format or reissue of the music.
DSD is also a very old format and there are some questions as to just how lossless it actually is. Im not really qualified to comments on whether or not those arguments have any merit.

>>10689733
mp3 to 16bit flac is like night from day to me

>>10689802
yeah something like that
FLAC vs DSD 256 or 512 would be nothing noticeable, assuming you have something that can play DSD 256 at all

>>10689811
imagine buying a 1000 dac to not actually hear any difference
but they always think they listen to some difference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJJy6VJvSCk

Japanese mankgoers are going to extremes

bedroom sushi dealers are going to extremes

penismank posters are going to extremes

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>>10679366

You think real DJ Soda would be on 4chan?

LOL

Follow her on social media and ask her anything...

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>10689949
they're not going extreme ENOUGH

my body is ready

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>>10690446

parthenogenesis

i can't do mayonnaise

yuck

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They're About to Ban the Banned Man Again...

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oh thank god

Powered genitalia

the pythagorean theorem VS anti-aging serum

Changin my name to Max Res Default

>>10679366
Do you know what happend to Kevin?
Is he with the mighty bean in the sky?

>>10691450
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

'mend me a manga

bitch delete

its like death note but with an app instead of a notebook

mounkey maaaan i done treated ya wrong,
the mangoes say they want a peek at yr dong...
but i ————————— aint wit dat....
———ih'hih'hi'm just statin' some facts....

(y'he'h'heaaaa, jus statin some facts...............)

fact:

I don't like to brag but I know 4 languages and I can't speak any of them right because I'm heavy dyslexic

go eat at a resturant
go out drinking with friends
go get coffee
go see a movie
go bowling
go play golf
go play paintball
play really fun video games made by good companies like blizzard
have sex once in a while maybe hehe omg so fun
listen to music
sleep
watch tv
talk to ppl too wow while doing those things
usually about uninteresting topics because everybody likes different shit that you can't even relate to
yayyyy
that's everything in life
hahahahah
heheheheh

>>10691879
shut uuUUUUUUUP FAT ASSHOOO O O O LE, SHUTHTHEHFUCKU U UU U U P

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new analysis reveals that the famed ``ugly duchess'' renaissance painting may not depict a woman after all

gremo with dat butthole sushi

penisgremo

speaking of penisgremo, got sumthin 4 u

merk gremo

one time i ate soft shell crab roll and my breath tasted like seafood for two days afterwards

MP3 files are useful for storing music and can be burned onto CD

gastroscopy went great

im 5% black

any polyps?

im gonna eat your ass

ever get a hemorrhoid tied off with an elastic band at the doctors so it will eventually fall off?

>>10692267
*panic attack*

getting pooped on

you ever leave applesauce sitting out open for 12 hours then eat it

bunt seriously why do you still post in these? did you never get a life like seriously like this shit must burn you out

worst-case scenario

I dont even cares.
Guess what,?
Im with monkey till THE END.
Don't you understand?
monkey is FOREVER.
monkey will be here for end of time.
monkjey is most beautiful, pure, lovely, frosting thread in entire history.
Fuck your stupid. monkey will live for all times.
I'm with monkey till the very end. I love these guy.
Fug U!

in regards

porch monkey 4 life

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>>10679366

forgot to wear deodorant

derodentant (rodent deodorant)

rat think he a mank

rank

>>10691976
frcijng. L.O.LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

>>10691879
finally ... an opportunity to p[ost this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alQ04t4WfTs&t=70
eh'hheh'henjoy bro........

>>10692356
'like um like no srsly'
i conjured an entire discography outta thin fuckin' aaaaaair this past decade & a lotta people noticed
'hell'd you do, bum
nvm idc

you couldn't comprehend my jewish waaays,
i kick a lotta butt — to this daaaaaaay
———and it aint quite time to retire
sentence dependin, wot u write on tha flyer ?— 'ey

(ca'h'hauh'ha'hause they're making antisemitizm illegal in the usa targeting antisemitic flyers as 'litter', with far harsher sentences when the flyer is deemed to be antisemitic in nature, versus a flyer for some other innocuous purpsoe'/.... heh.... . . .. . .a little 'behind tha bbarz' for ya there., ,.,. ., ,. .,w ;epolpier..... bpub pu pub pu bpu boubopppoayooayooaoyyace !

>>10692395
rank

i'hih'hih'i get it though daooauweg.
like i see jadens donor 'ultros' always tehre
giving him several sets of hundrad dollers
and a pinned msg in his chat
and aaalways another msg of his in view........
and its just like......................
, its just like what u describe, like.
dont u have somewhere to be , asshole.
yeaaaaaaaah im one of those assholes, ma n. fair 'nuff. ch'hah.

he didnt even think of dreaming in his list :)

>>10691879
you forgot dreaming BOAEITCH ! :)

is this an argument for the SAVING POWER OF JESUS CHRIST or.... what.
is it like , u think u are above that ?
or ur just so fed up with it all that ur mired by it ?

either way ?? fa'h'ah'h'ah'hhaire enough man....

Budgie Balancing Act.................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmMMHuzDtG0
......................l . ...................... o . ...................... l . ......................
he rocks so hard man...

granade mankey

>>10692500
literally me

no its not