what are we going to do about the woman problem?
>>10808678Kneel before her in worship and slay her enemies so that she may bath in their blood.... Or what ever shes into.
>>10808678I recommend speaking to a therapist about your mommy issues
>>10808678it's weird when your brother gets you a job at a lawfirm that pays $30 an hour and all you have to do is look cool but you tell this to your girlfriend and all you want her to do is be supportive of you but she won't even give you a high five let alone snuggle in the mattress with you so you end up spending all your money on video games and gacha but then she calls you a loser as wellYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>10808986i hate when that happens
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>>10809046i'm going back to bed now!Your fortune: Good Luck
>>10808986if I had a nipple for every time that happened to me...
>>10809081you'd have two nipples, but it'd be weird that it happened twice?