monster mondayYour fortune: Godly Luck
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11760486This picture ruined a generation of alternative soft drinks marketing
>>11760488>softlole
yaaayyy yea
>>11760488how do you know he doesn't do some crazy BMX shit bro? ps4=game=hardcore esports=adrenaline=wings.Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11760488 (dubs)what are you talking about? Monster has only skyrocketed in popularity ever since..>>11761188dubs confirm
>>11760225I drink this 5 times a day :3
>>11761962same except original flavofr not this peasant flavor
>>11761966Erm that is like 250 grams of sugar >_<
>>11761985erm I drink Monster zero sugar you impudent fool
>>11761966>>11762021>i drink original flavor>i drink zero sugarwhy are you like this?
>>11762033I am wonderful and full of vigor. Anything else? It's almost my bed time
>>11762039you didn't check my dubs then proceed to call yourself wonderful!what? you think you're better than me?
>>11762094depends. Do you get enough sleep? Do you read books, exercise, and take care of your diet?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11760225is today monster tuesday? I need to know before I open a can
>>11762932>do you get enough sleepi live in a loud as fuck neighborhood so i sleep whenever i can>do you read booksi'll do you one better, i write books>do you exercisei am criplel>do you take care of your dieti eat 6 meals a day, but i only lose weight, so maybe i can improve my diet a littlenone of that is relevant though because it has nothing to do with personality nor the quality of my character
>>11761966dubs
>>11760225zero ultra was my favourite but can't find it anywherenow it's violet
>>11763926can we swapwhite monster is everywhere here but violet is extremely rare
>>11763943Monster ultra toilethehehheeh did u like my idea ^-^
>>11763944Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11763943we can swapi meant zero ultra btwwe got a shit ton of white monsters but they all taste like shit because they're not zerowe got og violets tho
>>11764081i thought white is zero only, we don't have normal white
>>11762947then yes, I am better than you, my little cripple
>>11764121this is so 2002 astro frutiger