what happen hereYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
where are all the threads?wtf is happening?aaaaaaaaaaaaYour fortune: Outlook good
is anyone even here?*panic*
what the FUCK
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
4chan is no longer saysYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
what
1 thread is all we deserve
retards happened
>>11774975Welcome to the thread.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
total namefig subjugation
>>11774986looks like the threads are still here but we can only see the one at the top of the catalog.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11774986'thnuke
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>>11774975go to... https://boards.4chan.org/s4s/2<_<
the thread
Hahah opps, one second working on resetting the multiverse.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11774977>>11774988dubs check!Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
guys we're being haxxx0red by anonymous :OOOOYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
thisis niceb—oaaaaaard
>>11775001yuji saga kept talking about his ancient web board and it gave admins the idea to implementing pika banningthey're implementing rn
>>11775002this is nice b0rk
If there was any doubt this is the prime board it should be clear now that it is.
>>11775012we need to defeat /pol/ and then declare fatwa of absolute jihad and declare indepdnecne from the united states23/09 s4s independence day nuke em all
>>11775006"ancient" lol
remember to visit /s4s/2the second page is the new first page
test
i have loved my time with u dear s4sers
im scared
>>11775019ok so it's just page 1 that's broken/glitched outYour fortune: Bad Luck
this is the ONLY page
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11775022dubs check!Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11775019lol new sekrit club>>11775024more importantly, the catalog
too much pedo spam the jannies had to hit the destruct bouton
>>11775006whats pika banningi dont wanna graduateYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11775020myre' mfw when s4s is kill
>>11775031we got pedo spammed?
>>11775028the catalog is not important
I let the yotsuba thread get archived before bump limit ;___;thags illegal
>>11775033dubs checky!Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11774996Haha guys sorry, still working on it. Don't worry. Super soon.Your fortune: Godly Luck
hi s4s how are you?Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
the catalog is very important
>>11774999trips in the karen thread <3Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11775044dubs check ing dubs
We were doing maintenance but now it's backbut something went wrong.Something went wrong.Something went wrong.Something went wrong.4chan Pass users can bypass this verificationbut something went wrong.
>>11775059thx 4 checkyYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
ONE THREAD TO RULE THEM ALL AND IN DARKNESS BIND THEM
DEEEEEEVS KEEP THE BOARD THIS WAYYour fortune: Good Luck
Don't worry, this lady assures me it is almost fixed, this isn't testing to divide users into small herds to be prodded and controlled. Please do not worry. This is simply site maintenanceYour fortune: Average Luck
its ogreYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
smol
>>11775033do you think her labia are green too?
>>11775019the other pages dont update either u cant see the new threads
>>11775103( • ᴗ - )
>>11775098~its a smol board after all
>>11775110life is smol
>>11775039its okay anonimoss we can make a new one and get lots of dubs for Yotsuba
Unlink the threads.Unlock the rest.
>>11775039everybody posts yotsuba but nobody remembers waha
>>11775133dubs checky!Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11775026Your fortune: Excellent Luck
perhaps he's wondering why you would maintenance a board before throwing it out of a plane
I can't necrobump threads before I go to bed anymore if I don't see them when they're new.I concede, operator.
>>11775143atleast we can talk
>>11775155it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is SQL_FAILYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11775155we can also make friends, hook up, and even kiss and nobody will even see it now <_<
>>11775139DubčekYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11775158squirrel tailYour fortune: Bad Luck
4plebs still works and they didn't take away our dubs like /v/
the micker is confusionYour fortune: Bad Luck
So how are you on sharding day s4s? (They are testing segmenting people on what they say and moving them to different threads than they posted in) This site has always been a honeypot, but now they've figured out basic mmo server mechanics. Essentially we won't be able to talk to each other coherently again or even more incoherently and they like that. (I may be guessing but it feels right)
>>11775162squirrel pussy
>>11775167I didn't really understand your post but it made me scared lol
>>11775167they want us to move to munchcord and wishcord
>>11775167sharting dayYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11775175I would love to move to an encrypted chat with you <3
>>11775172it is schizobabble
>>11775167i want to lick your bearys butter
>>11775165micker mnoday is cancelled....
>>11775172Well lets say a dungeon has 175 people that want to use it, but it is a 5 person dungeon, but over 5 peoplel makes it incoherent easy mess, so instead of letting in 175 you let in 5, the 170 have to wait. With sharding all 175 can go at once, in 35 parralel exact same couses but in different "shards" They will all do different things. You can decide the actions you liked best and force them by moving party memebers between them.
>>11775177 dubsi'm not interested in erp sorryi'm saving myself for my waifu
>>11775186your waifu is a slut
>>11775186i like to just feel cozy and encrypted, its like having a pillow fort with a friend
>>11775158hi emmy
sorry i ate the boardi was hungry
@SWAGLORDPlease keep the board this way! Maybe make page 2-10 updating properlyYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
im gonna take a big dump itt
i can't believe [s4s] is dying.....Your fortune: Better not tell you now
s4s....................GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new captha?
>>11775194Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11775196take a dump in my dad dating thread... it really needs a pump and dump <3
>no frog threads to be seentoday is a good day
>>11775118penis is smol
>>11775194magick is eating us and puking us up
>>11775205I can still imagine ways to spam here, but yeah. I'm not planning to share that or abuse that. It feels nice.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11775192hi bob
IMPORTANT!! ATTENSION PLEAZE!!!>>11775184>You can use an archive site to browse the board, then click the original button to view the thread on 4chan. That's how I found this post.https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/
>>11775215you are very special to me
>>11775205>>11775215who are you quotingYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11775219yo mommaYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11775215You can just go here too https://boards.4chan.org/s4s/archiveAs usual no need for a third party site.
>>11775222that's for threads that have fallen from (what would be) page 10 dummy
>>11775175theres no wishcordits been closed for a year
>>11775222lole. el em ay oh. nice tripsYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11775213not bobi got boob tho
if s4s gets deletedtheni think ill stop my journaland post things on my private facebookthats only made for sky and me
do s4s adjacent discords actually exist i'm curious what kind of people dwell here
>>11775226That was my funny joke silly.
We're getting /qa/ed.It's over.
>>11775234lesbians who watch yaoi
>>11775234I was in one once and it was two people in a toxic schizo extremely online relationship and all they did was RNG-post random cryptic love letters yo each other and everybody else just spanned ero guro and screenshots from s4s
>>11775228月i know
>>11775249Same, there are 30ish and munch is in most pretending not to be munch.
>>11775254True munch might be the gayest retard.
>>11775232bobs? vagania?
I miss munch...
>>11775248
>>11775257no im just a fat boy
>>11775256thats why they are the best poster
>>11775261o_o
Kogasa suffers from self-esteem problems, as she is easily pushed into lamenting about wondering what her purpose is, or that she might be better off if she just went back to being an umbrella. Perhaps due to this, Kogasa is seeking a true purpose of existence for youkai, tsukumogami, and herself. She attempted this by starting a career in babysitting (which did not seem to go very well), surprising people (which also isn't going very well, though she's found some success in the Myouren Temple graveyard), and was even considering going back to being an umbrella just so she can be useful in that regard. She's stated that she's trying to imagine what humans want, and then plans on becoming that something they can use. Deep down, it appears this pitiable illegally dumped object and troubled forgotten item just wants to be desired.
>>11775260Just get in any s4s related discord, he lurks in them all.
>>11775268But I thought munch was a lesbian?
>>11775234anyone who joins a discord server for any community is a bad person, so imagine the people who post on es force, but self-selected for malignant narcissism
>>11775247>>11775249that's kind of what i expected, but i like watching random extremely online people be schizo. i'm a spectator at heart
>>11775272i was gonna say i'm not a narcissist but i remembered that i look up my own nicknames sometimesYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11775270Male, pedophile, trying to prey on "lesbians" that is munch.
>>11775257tits and gicki'm 48kg btw
>>11775278i love lesbians! whre can i get ahold of him i mean her??
Do you think that Zuckerberg jerks off to wish and sky's dms
>>11775283He has transcended that unironically.
Jesus wants you to kys
>>11775262
>>11775282Look for someone with a Homora icon in a discord related to s4s, or Alice or that other boring underage child in her fleeting interest. (hint it was an insert credicard recieve waifu game)
>>11775283it has raised his iq by 20 points and made him look into augmented reality
>>11775294this is nice board
>>11775175It’s the mattresscord now sorry
>>11775285I want to wrap my cute boymouth around his member :O
thank you for kindnessYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11775302Do you actually have a discord? I can't join discord because you can't tell men they are women there, but I might consider peaking.
snoggin it
>>11775279Are you a kigu(This isn't an offer to buy you stuff I'm just wondering)
Is the catty back yet
>>11775331not yet sorryYour fortune: Average Luck
>>11775344RIP catty ;__;
I DONT LIKE THIS I DONT LIKE WHEN THINGS ARE DIFFERENT WAHHHHHHHH
>>11775234>do s4s adjacent discords actually exist i'm curious what kind of people dwell herehttps://bury.pink/discord is one
>>11775401it's back!Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11775408YAY!!!
>>11774975hiro gave back our toysYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I like this. This is fine. Change is good.Your fortune: Excellent Luck
knock knock knockin' on the heaven's door
>>11775418That was exciting ^_^
>>11775478a rare habbening in a sea of "nothing ever habbens"Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11775133Dooblays!Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11775285but i dont have a sister to kissYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11775644dubs check!Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11775319not rllygetting stuff from other ppl makes me feel guilty
>>11775313Yes but sorry advertising discords on here gets you banned
>>11775890>hereeverywhere except /soc/, which is how it should be.Your fortune: Outlook good
This was the main shard while we trained the AI how to categorize you. We are working on banning King's.