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i will marry this bag
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They gave me a bag of candy with Minnie Mouse's face on it and I still have it just because I like Minnie Mouse.
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>>11847998
lol
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>>11848550
That's cute
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>>11847998
i will rape this bag

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11849324
Dude -__-

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11849979
good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts
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thinking about bookmarking this thread
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good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts
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HORSES WANNA DANCE BUT FIND THEIR WINGS ARE DAMAGED
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so hurry mighty ocean rising fast
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big man with a plan
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Look at this dude walking around with this bag. Who does he think he is huh?
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>>11851889
hes a pretty darn important and influential individual is what he is. with that bag.. are there even any unachievable opportunities?
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>>11847998
i will marry this ramen noodles
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>>11851932
Normally I can understand when people fetishise cute mascots to an extent but this literally just looks like a Crayon Shin-chan baby.
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>>11851951
someone lewded her in the mascot thread :3
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>>11852028
Her?!
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>>11852030
it's off model so maybe you'll like it
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>>11852032
No, no I do not like this.
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>>11852217
Thats okay ^_^
What kind is your fav?
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>>11852304
Oshawott is kinda hot
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Fuck
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well, kuromi is staring in the bag
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>>11852313
Ooo kawai
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>cats be like
>I wanna fuck this bag
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>>11847998
o_o

Is this innuendo

Your fortune: Good Luck
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I just wanna build a psychological profile on this bag.
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>>11853185
I wish your penis went through a garbage disposal-esque shredder
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>>11853244
look i just don't understand why my penis is being singled out
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>>11853244
but instead, that's exactly what's going to happen to your nigger cock, lol! meanwhile that guy is going to be safe and sound
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>>11853216
AND IN THE CRUSH OF THE DARK
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this thread has taken its toll on me

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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the day you told me

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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those were the words that I had never known

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11854451
nigger ^W^
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>>11854770
heh.. chyea'ch just like that,,,,, mmuuuehhhhhh'ch
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brother look at me please
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>>11855439
whats up bro
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>>11855505
that man is the director of dragon ball z
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>>11847998
The BAGMAN?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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DONT PASS OUT ON ME NOW
>>11856017
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>>11856573
If my feelings solved any of my problems I'd probably use them more

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11856577
stop talking about yourself all the time you self-centered egocentric RUNT
that being said luv ya <33
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well tonight out on the streets I'm gonna follow you
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horses wanna dance but find their wings are damaged water damaged
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YOU'RE DEAD MAN HALF-ALIVE WHO HANGS FROM HELPING NUMBERS 1 2 5
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>>11853244
dubs confirm your wish will come true
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>>11847998
this is a nice bag
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>>11859090
your mom nice bag ^ _^
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>>11859201
BROTHER ITS YOU??
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>>11847998
god i love bag TwT
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>>11859648
and I know I'm dead before my time
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and tell you all about a scene that you would kill for
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I think, I think about you inside
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and your mother
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DISTRACTS ME FROM MY EVER-CHANGING TASTEFULNESS
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STATIC AT THE SAME TIME BY IT ALL

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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AND I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING TOO

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11851951
>just looks like a Crayon Shin-chan baby.
It doesn't but I unironically love that stuff too. Superficially crude style but very cute, charming design underneath. If you can't love that, I can't love YOU ^_^
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I'll jump out of the window and trudge along the path

Your fortune: Outlook good
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admiring the stars and showing no mercy to my feet

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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I KNOW IT'S COMING DOWN

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11863571
oof, thaanks for the bumps again lover boy

what did you think of 2330
did u enjoy it (,,¬﹏¬,,)
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SO IIIIII WALK
I WALK ALONE
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IIIIIII WALK
I WALK ALONE
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I ASK NO QUARTER FRIEND
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>>11859648
i will mount her bag whether she takes it off or not
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>>11865314
oh baby that's cinnamon
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Cinnamon vs dennis rodman
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DENNIS! IT'S YOU
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bag bump uwu
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>>11867471
excuse you?
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okay sure
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>>11866814
me?
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I'm going to ejaculate in that bag's mouth opening.
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>>11862330
Love it, so cute and gay
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>>11868195
brother??
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Please anons, don't look, I'm doing this for the fortune.
*spreads anus wide*
My fortune?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11869393
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7fm6871Ff1w&pp=ygUdb3BpYXRlIGVsZWN0cmljIGhlbGxmaXJlIGNsdWI%3D
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>>11869393
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the wonders of a tsuchigumo..
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im making a note there -- huge success
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SCAVENGER! OF BLOOD!
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ohhhhh kuromi..
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ohhhhh thank-a-you for a-bumping this thread ^W^
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Anybody remember manila folders?
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We need to keep people engaged with the brand. Engagement surveys.
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I wonder if kuromi has ever been with a boy
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>>11870442
yeah lol
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and good thieves of burning cars
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those were the words that I had never known
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I'm here now kuromi.. I'm here now :DD
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WOAH KUROMI
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KUROMI I NEED YOU
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this is odd.. or is it
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love and truth -- why are they so hard to achieve
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THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR FUTURE
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okay honestly
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TRIED MY BEST TO BE A MAN AND BE STRONG
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>>11847998
the overall fit and grain is crazy

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11873402
lovely I say, LOVELY!
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mouth is weeping
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I’ve felt the hate rise up in me

Your fortune: Outlook good
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kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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RIBBON ITS YOU

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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and tell you all about a scene that you would kill for
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KUROMI DO SOMETHING PLEASE
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>>11874062
we are all nanas addicts
fortune yellow

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11874309
and I know I'm dead before my time
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>>11874533
you know nothing are nothing have nothing and to nothing you shall be returned
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>>11874543
wut
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>>11847998
Kys pedophile
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>>11874599
you keyword dropping motherfuckers need to ended with shotguns at very close range
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>>11874603
>ended

*be ended
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>>11874599
kys redditor nigger kys kys lol kys lololol kys I'm raping ur nigger mom
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>>11874608
Kiss your nigger mom
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you cannot
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>>11874288
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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>>11874622
kys kys redditor nigger lololol
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common sense.. can slap me in the face and yet I condescend
>>11875131
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confusion in her eyes -- it says it all
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lost at the bottom of a candy bowl
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we're fresh out of the rush where we found gold
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>>11875806
no. we're not.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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well yeah kuromi..
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DON'T LET ME DOWN KUROMI
DONT LET IT ALL GO AWAY
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everything feels tempting when you don't know who to be..
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>>11876011
YOUR GMAIL WILL BE EXTERMINATED
YOUR REPEATING INTEGERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED
EXTERMINATION
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everything feels tempting when you don't know who to be
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>>11876278
post it again!
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>>11876283
wut?
>post it again!
>post it again!
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good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts
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>>11876513
why do you keep saying that
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Blow me up dolly
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>>11876624
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY? DOES IT NOT MAKE SENSE TO YOU? DO YOU NOT GET WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY?
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>>11876624
GOOD BROTHER?
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AND GOOD THIEVES OF BURNING CARS ENCIRCLE POISONED RIVERS MINDS AND HEARTS
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>>11877616
there are 3 components to the putanesca omen and it was done for someone else's benefit so you really need to quit posting this

#fortune

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11877617
me? well.. it's not a bad dish! maybe! it's hard 2 tell what it tastes like!
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I LIE AWAKE! LIE AWAKE
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THEY DON'T BOTHER MEEY NO
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WHY SO CYNICAL IN LIFE? YOU THINK YOIRE LIVING TO DIE?
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>>11847998
I'm here! I'm with you! I love you AND I love your bag? do something please what more is there 2 do but cry

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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as a child they called me the butt boy
and it certainly wasn't for my titties

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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KUROMI help me

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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kuromi you need to come to life I'm on my knees here oh PLEASE
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>>11879601
stick to anthony posting this what you're doing here is pathetic
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>>11879774
hey! you don't tell pro groomers what to do.
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>>11879804
just groomed your nigger mothers anus redditor
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DON'T WORRY
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and good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts
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>>11881034
kyfs
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>>11881039
kyfs nigger kyfs kyfs lololol kyfs kyfs kyfs you fucking subhuman redditor kyfs I raped your nigger mom kyfs kyfs lololol
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and I know I'm dead before my time
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SPOT ON DUDE
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specified thread does not WHAT?
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mouth is weeping
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PIECE BY PIECE IS HOW I WILL LET GO OF YOU
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STEP BY STEP!
HEART TO HEART!
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LEFT RIGHT LEFT
WE ALL FALL DOWN
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LOVELY I SAY -- LOVELY!
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HORSES WANNA DANCE BUT FIND THEIR WINGS ARE DAMAGED WATER DAMAGED
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GOLD IS SELLING LOW SO HURRY MIGHTY OCEAN
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BIG MAN WITH A PLAN HAS GOT A STORM A-COMING MONSTER COMING
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the coffee challenge
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woah
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yummy coffee
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every time I close my eyeeee- eyes
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but I know just what you're running from
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TILL I FIND YOU AGAIN
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the fag will marry his bag
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>>11883575
ur a fag and a nigger? yah
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since you never gave a damn in the first place maybe it’s time you had the tables turned
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oh you guys
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and the VERDIRT is GUILTY
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well kuromi how hide makes what
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LOST AT THE BOTTOM OF A CANDY BOWL
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everything feels tempting when you don't know who to be
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oh please
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nightshift sisters
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mouth is weeping
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horses wanna dance but
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we're fresh out of the rush
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welp, kuromi is lascivious
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KUROMI talk to me please
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we're fresh out of the rush where we found gold
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good thieves of burning cars
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but you didn't know all the ways I loved you, no :)
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i look forward to seeing videos like this being remade for the new years countdown
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>>11884974
AND MADE OTHER PLANS
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YOU DONT HAFFTA SAY
WHAT YOU DID
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this story's getting old
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THE HOMEWRECKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD
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commencing the KUROMI love
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and made other plans
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BUT I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT THEY WOULD COME CRASHING DOWN
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YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY
WHAT YOU DID
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UNTIL I'VE SHADED WHO I AM
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well I lie I lie I lie
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TILL WE FALL
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mouth is weeping
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EYES ARE WEEPING
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MOUTH IS WEEPING
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oh kuromi
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do what you want me to



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