i will marry this bag
They gave me a bag of candy with Minnie Mouse's face on it and I still have it just because I like Minnie Mouse.
>>11847998lol
>>11848550That's cute
>>11847998i will rape this bagYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11849324Dude -__-Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11849979good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts
thinking about bookmarking this thread
good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts
HORSES WANNA DANCE BUT FIND THEIR WINGS ARE DAMAGED
so hurry mighty ocean rising fast
big man with a plan
Look at this dude walking around with this bag. Who does he think he is huh?
>>11851889hes a pretty darn important and influential individual is what he is. with that bag.. are there even any unachievable opportunities?
>>11847998i will marry this ramen noodles
>>11851932Normally I can understand when people fetishise cute mascots to an extent but this literally just looks like a Crayon Shin-chan baby.
>>11851951someone lewded her in the mascot thread :3
>>11852028Her?!
>>11852030it's off model so maybe you'll like it
>>11852032No, no I do not like this.
>>11852217Thats okay ^_^What kind is your fav?
>>11852304Oshawott is kinda hot
Fuck
well, kuromi is staring in the bag
>>11852313Ooo kawai
>cats be like>I wanna fuck this bag
>>11847998o_oIs this innuendoYour fortune: Good Luck
I just wanna build a psychological profile on this bag.
>>11853185I wish your penis went through a garbage disposal-esque shredder
>>11853244look i just don't understand why my penis is being singled out
>>11853244but instead, that's exactly what's going to happen to your nigger cock, lol! meanwhile that guy is going to be safe and sound
>>11853216AND IN THE CRUSH OF THE DARK
this thread has taken its toll on meYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
the day you told meYour fortune: Excellent Luck
those were the words that I had never knownYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11854451nigger ^W^
>>11854770heh.. chyea'ch just like that,,,,, mmuuuehhhhhh'ch
brother look at me please
>>11855439whats up bro
>>11855505that man is the director of dragon ball z
>>11847998The BAGMAN?Your fortune: Bad Luck
DONT PASS OUT ON ME NOW>>11856017
>>11856573If my feelings solved any of my problems I'd probably use them moreYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11856577stop talking about yourself all the time you self-centered egocentric RUNTthat being said luv ya <33
well tonight out on the streets I'm gonna follow you
horses wanna dance but find their wings are damaged water damaged
YOU'RE DEAD MAN HALF-ALIVE WHO HANGS FROM HELPING NUMBERS 1 2 5
>>11853244dubs confirm your wish will come true
>>11847998this is a nice bag
>>11859090your mom nice bag ^ _^
>>11859201BROTHER ITS YOU??
>>11847998god i love bag TwT
>>11859648and I know I'm dead before my time
and tell you all about a scene that you would kill for
I think, I think about you inside
and your mother
DISTRACTS ME FROM MY EVER-CHANGING TASTEFULNESS
STATIC AT THE SAME TIME BY IT ALLYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
AND I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING TOOYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11851951>just looks like a Crayon Shin-chan baby.It doesn't but I unironically love that stuff too. Superficially crude style but very cute, charming design underneath. If you can't love that, I can't love YOU ^_^
I'll jump out of the window and trudge along the pathYour fortune: Outlook good
admiring the stars and showing no mercy to my feetYour fortune: Better not tell you now
I KNOW IT'S COMING DOWNYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11863571oof, thaanks for the bumps again lover boywhat did you think of 2330did u enjoy it (,,¬﹏¬,,)
SO IIIIII WALKI WALK ALONE
IIIIIII WALKI WALK ALONE
I ASK NO QUARTER FRIEND
>>11859648i will mount her bag whether she takes it off or not
>>11865314oh baby that's cinnamon
Cinnamon vs dennis rodman
DENNIS! IT'S YOU
bag bump uwu
>>11867471excuse you?
okay sure
>>11866814me?
I'm going to ejaculate in that bag's mouth opening.
>>11862330Love it, so cute and gay
>>11868195brother??
Please anons, don't look, I'm doing this for the fortune.*spreads anus wide*My fortune?Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11869393https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7fm6871Ff1w&pp=ygUdb3BpYXRlIGVsZWN0cmljIGhlbGxmaXJlIGNsdWI%3D
>>11869393
the wonders of a tsuchigumo..
im making a note there -- huge success
SCAVENGER! OF BLOOD!
ohhhhh kuromi..
ohhhhh thank-a-you for a-bumping this thread ^W^
Anybody remember manila folders?
We need to keep people engaged with the brand. Engagement surveys.
I wonder if kuromi has ever been with a boy
>>11870442yeah lol
and good thieves of burning cars
those were the words that I had never known
I'm here now kuromi.. I'm here now :DD
WOAH KUROMI
KUROMI I NEED YOU
this is odd.. or is it
love and truth -- why are they so hard to achieve
THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR FUTURE
okay honestly
TRIED MY BEST TO BE A MAN AND BE STRONG
>>11847998the overall fit and grain is crazyYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11873402lovely I say, LOVELY!
mouth is weeping
I’ve felt the hate rise up in meYour fortune: Outlook good
kneel down and clear the stone of leavesYour fortune: Excellent Luck
RIBBON ITS YOUYour fortune: Godly Luck
KUROMI DO SOMETHING PLEASE
>>11874062we are all nanas addictsfortune yellowYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11874309and I know I'm dead before my time
>>11874533you know nothing are nothing have nothing and to nothing you shall be returned
>>11874543wut
>>11847998Kys pedophile
>>11874599you keyword dropping motherfuckers need to ended with shotguns at very close range
>>11874603>ended*be ended
>>11874599kys redditor nigger kys kys lol kys lololol kys I'm raping ur nigger mom
>>11874608Kiss your nigger mom
you cannot
>>11874288unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>11874622kys kys redditor nigger lololol
common sense.. can slap me in the face and yet I condescend>>11875131
confusion in her eyes -- it says it all
lost at the bottom of a candy bowl
we're fresh out of the rush where we found gold
>>11875806no. we're not.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
well yeah kuromi..
DON'T LET ME DOWN KUROMIDONT LET IT ALL GO AWAY
everything feels tempting when you don't know who to be..
>>11876011YOUR GMAIL WILL BE EXTERMINATEDYOUR REPEATING INTEGERS WILL BE EXTERMINATEDEXTERMINATION
everything feels tempting when you don't know who to be
>>11876278post it again!
>>11876283wut?>post it again!>post it again!
>>11876513why do you keep saying that
Blow me up dolly
>>11876624WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY? DOES IT NOT MAKE SENSE TO YOU? DO YOU NOT GET WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY?
>>11876624GOOD BROTHER?
AND GOOD THIEVES OF BURNING CARS ENCIRCLE POISONED RIVERS MINDS AND HEARTS
>>11877616there are 3 components to the putanesca omen and it was done for someone else's benefit so you really need to quit posting this#fortuneYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11877617me? well.. it's not a bad dish! maybe! it's hard 2 tell what it tastes like!
I LIE AWAKE! LIE AWAKE
THEY DON'T BOTHER MEEY NO
WHY SO CYNICAL IN LIFE? YOU THINK YOIRE LIVING TO DIE?
>>11847998I'm here! I'm with you! I love you AND I love your bag? do something please what more is there 2 do but cryYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
as a child they called me the butt boyand it certainly wasn't for my tittiesYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
KUROMI help meYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
kuromi you need to come to life I'm on my knees here oh PLEASE
>>11879601stick to anthony posting this what you're doing here is pathetic
>>11879774hey! you don't tell pro groomers what to do.
>>11879804just groomed your nigger mothers anus redditor
DON'T WORRY
and good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts
>>11881034kyfs
>>11881039kyfs nigger kyfs kyfs lololol kyfs kyfs kyfs you fucking subhuman redditor kyfs I raped your nigger mom kyfs kyfs lololol
and I know I'm dead before my time
SPOT ON DUDE
specified thread does not WHAT?
PIECE BY PIECE IS HOW I WILL LET GO OF YOU
STEP BY STEP!HEART TO HEART!
LEFT RIGHT LEFT WE ALL FALL DOWN
LOVELY I SAY -- LOVELY!
HORSES WANNA DANCE BUT FIND THEIR WINGS ARE DAMAGED WATER DAMAGED
GOLD IS SELLING LOW SO HURRY MIGHTY OCEAN
BIG MAN WITH A PLAN HAS GOT A STORM A-COMING MONSTER COMING
the coffee challenge
woah
yummy coffee
every time I close my eyeeee- eyes
but I know just what you're running from
TILL I FIND YOU AGAIN
the fag will marry his bag
>>11883575ur a fag and a nigger? yah
since you never gave a damn in the first place maybe it’s time you had the tables turned
oh you guys
and the VERDIRT is GUILTY
well kuromi how hide makes what
LOST AT THE BOTTOM OF A CANDY BOWL
oh please
nightshift sisters
horses wanna dance but
we're fresh out of the rush
welp, kuromi is lascivious
KUROMI talk to me please
good thieves of burning cars
but you didn't know all the ways I loved you, no :)
i look forward to seeing videos like this being remade for the new years countdown
>>11884974AND MADE OTHER PLANS
YOU DONT HAFFTA SAYWHAT YOU DID
this story's getting old
THE HOMEWRECKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD
commencing the KUROMI love
and made other plans
BUT I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT THEY WOULD COME CRASHING DOWN
YOU DONT HAVE TO SAYWHAT YOU DID
UNTIL I'VE SHADED WHO I AM
well I lie I lie I lie
TILL WE FALL
EYES ARE WEEPING
MOUTH IS WEEPING
oh kuromi
do what you want me to
mouth is weeping eyes are weeping
and we will follow the spring path
everybody working the time
NIGHTSHIFT SISTERS!
that caused me pain so I did the same
after 5 years OP is just going to get a divorce
>>11889227you don't know what pain is and you're batshit insane stop posting anytime
>>11889539so what you're saying is.. you don't know what pain is and you suck and blow because you're a boring redditor? welp, that sure seems to be the case stop posting anytime k nigger lol stop posting anytime
>>11889541>so what you're saying iskys
>>11855863You can tell from the dragon balls on his chin.
>>11889543>so what you're saying is>>kyskys you subhuman redditor nigger LOL just raped your nigger mother and your retarded sister LOL
>>11889562lol
>>11847998https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4sBqb1ktSkYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11889513>>11889513>is just going toWill justWhy use 3 words if 1 will do?
>>11890735get well soon
so theres also sat-yugaYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
fest
all the yugasYour fortune: Good Luck
which yuga do you like the most
>>11892268the German oneYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
so I persuade you
oh brothers it's me I'm hereYour fortune: Godly Luck
mouth is weepingYour fortune: Good Luck
>>11893247why?
ILL PUT IT OUTR IG MU MIND BECAUSEYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>11893271well.. you know.... cuz someone dropped my teddy bear on the floorwhat about youYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11894156you are not funny
>>11894233ur not funny? that's true ur not funny lolol ur a cringe redditor nigger who unironically uses retarded terms like "cringe"? that's true lololol just raped ur nigger mother and sprayed diarrhoea over her ugly nigger mug lololol
OH BROTHERS BUT HOW
SO I LIE I LIE I LIEUNTIL IVE SHADED WHO I AMYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
TILL YOU SEE A BETTER MAN THAN BEFOREYour fortune: Excellent Luck
WELL I LIE I LIE ILIEYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>11894564>>11894997two same fortunes is pretty lesbianYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>11895005AAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOUYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11895122lu2 bby. nice dubsYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11895136xd I know you dude, I KNOW YOU! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
encircle poisoned rivers minds and
hearts horses wanna dance but find their wings are damaged
gold is selling low so hurry mighty ocean rising fast
kuromi hath spoken and she said many things
oh yeah? and what did she say?Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
okay well mouth is weepingYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
that's okay I'd rather volunteer to her if you don't mindYour fortune: Average Luck
Some cults of girls of Canaan would skewer Jewish males and leak the blood and drink it, believing it contained stolen energy that could be taken back. Since the Jewish males caused problems, some Canaan people presumed that within what energy/food/air/etc that the Jews stole may have answers
>>11896962The girls of Thebes were patrons of such cults as well. Often bathing in cooked Jewish blood in the grand pools of Yaffa and Qud.Thebes created many armies of girls that were zealous of the most radical factions of the Canaan cults.The cults were extremely wise. Many also dabbled in medicine that was said to be of the same quality as our modern medicine. And had universities of metaphysics that apparently caused them to have mind~boggling skill of logistics and sense.Thebes prided itself as an energycider. People were marked as badVibe-collectives were removed.Thebes existed significantly in the levant even while Rome and Arabia properly elegantly fucked the levant. Thebes have remarkable adaptivity and often don’t behave similar to territorial nations, instead being like many mafias intermingling with other diversity of mafias in sort of anarcho civic-nationalist collectives.Thebes still exists and is rumoured to be rebuilding Canaan, Sodom, and Gomorrah.A people deeply disassociated with the internet and such media, religiously even shunning it. Tactfully also avoiding being recorded by such forces.
>>11896990The Thebes captured two Jewish kings and found them guilty of causing pestilence and waging war in opposition to the girl~species.The Thebes sentenced the kings to death and prisoned them into two mighty Thebe fortresses inbetween Qud and Yaffa. The Thebes people then began to slowly drain the kings blood. As to lure the remaining collaborators to the doom forts. As well as to ritualistically cause them to bleed to death over weeks or even months because the kings were found to have cheated death often enough that Thebes felt a long death would muster potentially useful energy/spirits to recover.The people of Thebes also worshiped the divinity of the spirits of fun. And killed in fun ways. Thebes people would tend to laugh constantly during battle, enemies found it unnerving as the laughter was never fake.
Thebes humour was said to be even dangerous and paradoxical. Some jokes from Thebes could cause people to laugh to death.Thebes also had many universities & forums of soul/spirit/multiverse/power manifesting, like a meme university in my opinion.Thebes also had strange complicated whistling arrows and whistle stones that would play songs. Some songs were scary, some songs were long. Often different song arrows were played in unison, creating immense effect, very long songs, and even complicated messages !!Rome had whistling stones and arrows as well, but nothing comparably as complicated and intricate as Thebes.Thebes is consistently 100% girls.https://on.soundcloud.com/MSnRm1SvXao5ic8AA
>>11897061thebes' humor: oedipus rex boned his mom lol
Thebes fired arrows that said words and told jokes when fired in unison.Or sometimes individual words spammed, such as insults.This caused so much havoc, and perhaps is significant to why all of Thebes enemies died.A few Thebes girls could effortlessly spark utmost extreme revolution in the most suppressed areas.Thebes caused immense successful slave revolts..The forces that were found to be associated with helping the male Jews while not being Jews was apparently decimated by commentary and jests. The Jewish males maintained armies via suppression, so in the height of battle the sound of a quality enough joke swayed even coldest collaborators.https://on.soundcloud.com/jVJkYfsXF4V1kdrS7
good thieves of burning cars do WHAT NOW??Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11897495Whaat
THE DAY THE SUN GOES OUT AND HIDES IN THE YARDYour fortune: Bad Luck
okay brothers well — christmas is comingYour fortune: Godly Luck
back to having fun boys :DDYour fortune: Good Luck
THIS GUTTERSNIPE..Your fortune: Godly Luck
good thieves of burning cars encircle.............
36 posts until the wedding ceremonymwee
yuji..
well brothers, this is a good thread all in all I would admit
the reason kuromi looks like that is because she's observing the thread
jalopy posting in a kuromi thread
>>11900184your mome is the thread
my cute thread omg
>>11901166youre mom NIGGER XDDDDDDDD
>>11901168didnt you mean.. MY'RE XDDDDD
DOMT WORRY BROTHERS ITS OKAY
>>11902035someone needs to brick your machine flag your IP dox your shit and stop your incessant shit posting permanently
>>11902048LOL this subhuman redditor nigger is really BUTTHURT bahahah keep malding you /pol/tard nigger keep malding you subhuman redditor I'm raping your nigger mother as we speak LOL
>>11902051whats so bad about reddit... they had jailbait and loli communities back in the day, they are pedophile friends but oppressed by tranny mods
>>11902048I'm raping your nigger mom and bricking your machine and flagging your IP doxxing your shit and stopping your incessant shit posting permanently you braindead redditor? true LOL
>>11902083reddit is no longer the enemy, they are like piccolo of the internet, we're good nowreddit is pretty based if all you do is sign up for troll subs and titty subs
>>11902056>>11902086STOP TRYING TO CHANGE MY MIND ON REDDIT YOU TWO
>>11902118your so called mind is long gone bucko
>>11902133your so-called "mind" is gone you fucking subhuman redditor nigger? but why?
>>11902154dude insulting reddit crossposters is so like 15 years ago, if the only social media you consoom is 4chan, then you don't have any brainwavesanyway, let's listen to micker sing a cover of tetrishttps://youtu.be/s8SPC3dYLFs
>>11902159I recently learned that Tetris and Christmas have the same theme song OwO
>>11902159LOL reddit is for NIGGERS hahahahahahahahahah>>11902188just speak to me brother your delectable digits have prompted me to talk to please I'm a tortured soul brother it's me :P
>>11902203Who the fuck do you think you are
>>11902208please don't swear
>>11902217Negro who the christ suck do you think you're talking toWatch it
>>11902222wasted quadsdoesn't have have a super shotgun to back them up
>>11902222nice quads negro
>>11902222please don't blaspheme
that's okay we won't blaspheme
we're having fun around here friend brothers aren't we>>11902230>>11902222>>11902208>>11902188Your fortune: Excellent Luck
kuromi talk to me pleaseYour fortune: Good Luck
horses wanna danceYour fortune: Excellent Luck
ITS US BROTHER, WE'RE REAL!Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
WOAHYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
I won't let you down kuromiYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
do you, bag, take this anon to be your lawfully wedded husband
do you, anon, take this bag to be your lawfully wedded waifu
i now pronounce you husband and waifuhttps://youtu.be/QyuXHS6wBXw
bump limit... i guest this i s bye bye u guys (﹏)
>>11903072>(﹏)bye pals (,,TT﹏TT,,)
30 days