>>12615873
He fell in love with a woman that made him bananas.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

post-mank clarity

that ringing in the ear you sometimes get after mank

my favorite takeaways from last thread:
" tubular balls "
" Spider Sports "

ok lets get to work

Fridge bats

Downstairs artichokes

confess you're sins to the holy mank

you will not be forgiven

I didn't give Henri a reacharound

clark bagel

organ paste

sharktooth seesaw

east end manks and west end girls

I hate the word racism. I don't hate people for being black or brown. I hate them culturally.

culturally aquatic people do not belong in our land-based community

wet willy

pidgeon fries

Mankin the spunky

>>12616709
Xenophobia (from Ancient Greek ξένος (xénos) 'strange, foreign, or alien' and φόβος (phóbos) 'fear')[1] is the fear or dislike of anything that is perceived as being foreign or strange.[2][3][4] It is an expression that is based on the perception that a conflict exists between an in-group and an out-group and it may manifest itself in suspicion of one group's activities by members of the other group, a desire to eliminate the presence of the group that is the target of suspicion, and fear of losing a national, ethnic, or racial identity.[5][6]

It is just as socially unacceptable as racism. But at least now you know that you're in fact not racist, but xenophobic.

creekwater confessions (vol.2)

Fish politics

Uploading...

Its coincidence that all the people I hate culturally happen to be black and brown

Ancient Greeks? Bunch of disgusting boy fuckers. Send em back.

Trout Council

I killed a fish and ate it

>>12617267
That doesn't work either. Its the same result as "racism" - its dismissing all dislike or criticism of another culture as some kind of blanket negative trait of the person. Its used in the same way as antisemitism, as a weapon against criticism or disapproval. "You don't like our cultural practice of sucking off severed baby dicks? ANTISEMITE!". I don't dislike all foreign cultures in general, so I'm not a xenophobe. I might well be called islamophobic, but even then I don't consider it valid to dismiss criticism as some kind of fault of mine. If I don't agree with everything they do and the way they are, its not acceptable to me to dismiss it by saying there's something worng with me. Different cultures have conflicting ideas and practices that people can legitmately disagree with or dislike, or have a preference that they should fuck off.

Let me give you a little example. Lets say I come from a country where the cultural norm is to queue in an orderly manner for public transport. Most everyone follows this practice and will object if anyone doesn't. Then a huge number of people from another country arrive, where they have a practice of all pushing in in a chaotic fashion. Every native is angry at this and says "I hate how all these people from this country all push in instead of queueing". Now it just so happens that all these people from the other country are little brown fellas. I don't dislike them because they are little brown fellas, I'm against them because they don't behave properly the way my culture thinks people should. I'm not a racist or a xenophobe, I just hate that the cultural practice is different in a way I disagree with, and I think all these littel brown fellas should either behave the way we the natives agree with or they should fuck off back to their smelly brown country.

Crab commune

get back in the bucket

Molluscular dystrophy

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>>12617537

if you havent read confessions of a mank then you're dumb and have to read more

repressing your apesexuality is bad actually

icebox tentacles

varicose veins

>>12618163
You can't just say that

that

varicose brains

haricot veins

Hain Celestial

marigold flames

Nothing so far, keep trying

cut the mustard

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Cultured mustachioed gentlemank

motherfucking gentlemank

heh…mank suckin some dong

>>12619688
he doesn't do that

not for you maybe

Soda the monkey does not suck on any dongers

Soda the monkey does not suck on any dongers.

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I introduce to you the Soda!
He is a very comedic monkey that can do ANYTHING! He can fly a plane, jump ro-

OOH LOOK A DONGER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jcGY7NbaQw

come on down
feel the rhythm

>>12619811
unchecked dubs on page 10

uhhhh

freak out

scott the woz performing his rendition of 'waiting for godot' at the entrance to the old playstation 2 factory

nicolas cage in a top hat shaving a gay badger on top of mount everest while playing nose flute

>>12620818
that seems too impressive a feat for such a random (seemingly unrelated) set of actions for this scenario to be plausible

>>12620835
In some universe it happened

>>12615873
tomorrow I will try to get a bit of everything (hashish ,crack,heroin,mdma ,ecstasy ,lsd)
but it's not very likely they will have that and I will probably have to settle with the hash,crack and heroin definitely there's a remote possibility of mdma and ecstasy but not very likely at all ...so I will be left penniless with perhaps some real problems and I won't even get a proper high as it will be surely below par unless I would add some alcohol and cigars so basically it's like not going to the party at all ...what are your thoughts AMA

>>12620882
come again tomorrow for a (you) from this filthy sink hole

>>12620882
tu como todos precisas de algo que te foda muito mais que isso ...isso não vai chegar a nada ...todos são obrigados a meter bebidas na jogada pra chegar em algum sítio mas ok é assim

I don't wanna hurt you ...okay ?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

State mandated monkey companions

the state should issue mandated euthanasia for the homeless methinks

I think this will go to a brighter road if you just get some cialis or viagra...at least you won't get butt hurt

>>12620882
>AMA
are you black (aka a nigger)

>>12620931
you probably think BBC solves all your problems but I am more into the hardstyle buddy

>>12620941
I do not understand your response, are you a black nigger or nah

>>12617866
>>12620711
>>12620755
>>12620688
>>12618600
dub(s)

scan with malwarebytes

I found a gremo virus

My older sister once told me a gift I got her for her birthday was shit, so I never bought her anything again

They sell live octopus for food, so you could buy one and have a pet octopus

>>12621228
I don't think my sister would like that

>>12621238
She might enjoy its tentacular suction

tempting tentacles

touched by his noodly appendage

https://youtu.be/lZbfNtDCHdM

vidal sassoon

Before the tears from a monkey's eyes reach the tip of its nose, Allah Ta'ala accepts the dua. - Hazrat Muhammad (SAW).

Field of Heads

>black fingernails
thoughs?

>>12620212
lmao
mank suckin some dong

it smells in here

>>12622280
cute if a boy has them lol so ASMR

mank does not suck dong

Muzrat Hamhead

>>12622342
kill you with a hammer

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>>12622353
im waiting to be raped and bred like a pig in a whorehouse, sir

>>12622804
kill you with a screwdriver through the ear

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>>12622808
yujis cock

push kick you into traffic

humanity needs a reset on a biblical flood scale

Noah's ark but its all just monkeys

The mank shall inherit the earth

And I beheld the heavens a rider on a horse, it was the mank of manks with a name only known to god and itself

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you call mank all kinds of names from the name calling dictionary but never a liar

βᗴ໒໒▬Ɛᕬↁ

Constipated crustaceans

if 1 human year is 7 dog years, how fast can a dog run in miles per dog hours

Crunch time in the Crab office

a guy walking down the street and then a dog he passes by farts loudly and he is so surprised he slips on a banana peel and knocks over a trash can

The fuck is going on in here

it's getting hot in here

you have to jimmy open my window cause i kinda broke it awhile ago

list of animals that fart
list of animals not known to fart

>>12623238
*extremely loud laugh track that's delayed by a few seconds from the actual incident and continues for an uncomfortably long time, bleeding into the next comedy gag*

my smoke detector just chirped

>>12623892
when it starts doing it during the dark night when youre sleeping and you feel like aliens are coming for you

chimps are sticking grass in their butts, seemingly as a fashion trend

>>12624387
a chimp teenager died from tiktok trend of dragging your balls through broken glass

>>12624405
So, as a deeply empathetic person (especially to animals) who also eats quite a bit of animal protein and who grew up in rural Ohio which is a heavy farming and hunting community - I have thoughts

Oh you have thoughts do you thats very interesting very yes the thoughts you have is it? yes indeed

Please tell us more of the thoughts

your choices don't matter because you'll always be mank

>>12625148
Why she smiling you gave yourself flipping malnutrition stupit BITCH

Its a bust I think, this whole mank thing

we're rebranding mank as the jazz dude. Soda is a virtuoso of improvisation. He can play any jazz instrument, and even knows how to make non-traditional jazz instruments play jazz. In every thread we'll talk about jazz and post recordings of each others sessions. The jazz dude thread will be the premiere spot on 4chan for jazz. Even people who never posted on 4chan before will be drawn in to [s4s] to participate in the jazz phenomenon.

>>12625889
are you sure I couldn't perhaps make headlines on porn industry ?

>>12625896
Only if in a jazz format

Non-Euclidean Jazz porn

>>12625889
right on daddio.
skibbidy do wop doo bop.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8HvKQZL-A1c

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

When the manks came

Is scat allowed? The jazz kind not the feces stuff

I'm the scat man

>>12625933
I was watching that vid the other day. Theres an orangutan section they give him a round of applause

>>12625889
good idea. good post.
*sip*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6fC65sy9tzY

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Soda's so skilled he can even make beautiful music with a rusty trombone

>>12625972
advanced techniques for brass requires mastery of the flutter tongue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flutter-tonguing

*sip*

Your fortune: Good Luck

Master of the pink oboe, the pork flute and the butt bongos

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Why?

Because monkey NFTs failed?

Hahah-ACK!

There's no such thing as failure, only opportunities to try again and do better.

Mank will rise again and there will be a new dawn of monkey meme popularity, dominating the world. Any time now.

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>>12626033
>better monkey NFTs

This time for sure.

>>12626033
dubs confirm


and it will play in a haunting smokey dorian mode in a seedy yet classy gin mill on the outskirts of town daddio.

think: relaxing at camarillo

with cigars and brandy.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

/wg/ is just an extremely shitty version of pinterest

shit you say

https://youtu.be/rP_yWoH_Nxs

pour one out for imgur

rum & ass

wrasslin

mini beef burrito with 7-10 crinkle fries

Oh really

>>12615873
Confessions of your mom

>>12628127
my mom?

there's crumbs in my bass

>>12615873
so tell me why do you drink?