>>12620813
quite nice indeed

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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i did NOT, HAVE. SEXUAL. RELATIONS. WITH THAT WOMAN...miss hatsune

>>12620821
I'll put you in the missing section.

>>12620823
lole

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12620813
mom!!! i appeared in the s4s newspaper!!!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>12620829
what made you think about yesterday's news H.N.?

>>12620827
that very bad luck won't help you in alley

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Yuji Sakai got mad exposed

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this is nice papre

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>>12620833
dubs
my luck has been very low lately

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>>12620832
Give me yesterday's bread, this day's flesh, and last year's cider

Your fortune: Average Luck

Yuji for snek court

>>12620838
you won't have to worry about such things for much longer :}

Your fortune: Good Luck

didn't mention the teto's thread that was distributing dubs and trips

NICE PAPRE I READ NOW

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>>12620813
nice news! *grabs the news paper and wipes my ass with it LOL (laughing out loud)*

>>12620863
it is good to recycle so that nothing goes to waste!

uughhh UUUHH hhgh........

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>>12620863
this is nice board

The butt meteor destroyed atll the dino bearies...

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>>12621196
they are planning the next extinction event so dont let your guard down

>>12620813
Yuji is getting #MeTooed

>>12620813
Thank you for all of the hard work that you do for us, Ploop.

>>12620863
How do you clean the poop off your phone after wiping with the paper? I've always wondered.

>>12620813
i was so glad when we got the corm :)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12621331
He prints it out first obviously.

>>12620813
Very nice paper. Immensely enjoyable.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12620844
>>12620855
PAPRE DUBS

>>12621372
how do you print a phone retard

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>>12620813
This week's paper sucks.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

"There is no such thing, at this date of the world's history, in America, as an independent press. You know it and I know it.
There is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions, and if you did, you know beforehand that it would never appear in print. I am paid weekly for keeping my honest opinion out of the paper I am connected with. Others of you are paid similar salaries for similar things, and any of you who would be so foolish as to write honest opinions would be out on the streets looking for another job. If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my paper, before twenty-four hours my occupation would be gone.
The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press?
We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes."

–John Swinton, preeminent New York journalist, at a press banquet,1880

Your fortune: Average Luck

"A heavy black volume, amateurishly bound, with no name or title on the cover. The print also looked slightly irregular. The pages were worn at the edges, and fell apart easily, as though the book had passed through many hands. The inscription on the title page ran:
THE THEORY AND PRACTICE OF OLIGARCHICAL COLLECTIVISM by EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN
[Winston began reading.]
Chapter 1.
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
Throughout recorded time, and probably since the end of the Neolithic Age, there have been three kinds of people in the world, the High, the Middle, and the Low. They have been subdivided in many ways, they have borne countless different names, and their relative numbers, as well as their attitude toward one another, have varied from age to age; but the essential structure of society has never altered. Even after enormous upheavals and seemingly irrevocable changes, the same pattern has always reasserted itself, just as a gyroscope will always return to equilibrium, however far it is pushed one way or the other.
The aims of these three groups are entirely irreconcilable..."

–George Orwell, 1984

Your fortune: Average Luck

"WE'LL KNOW OUR DISINFORMATION PROGRAM IS COMPLETE
WHEN EVERYTHING THE AMERICAN PUBLIC BELIEVES IS FALSE."

–William Casey, Ronald Reagan's CIA Director, 1981

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. We are governed, our minds our molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of. This is a logical result of the way in which our democratic society is organized."

–Edward Bernays in his 1928 book "Propaganda"

Your fortune: Outlook good

::rant over::

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>12620813
I read and sincerely enjoyed this fine papere (lost my footy of schweppes beary lol)

>>12621366
two same numbers!

I read this papre and enjoyed it

>>12620813
Good paperbi read

I love you le papre

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>>12623136
her you go friend

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>>12624867
this is nice board

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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ME I SAID THAT

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>>12624958
i didn't say anything

>>12622117
so's yer mum lole

>>12624877
nice dubs

>>12620813
I'M STILL READING

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>>12624958

>>12620813
PAPREW

>>12626422
dubs!!

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>>12620813
Nice paper I have readen it lol

>>12620813
a fine papier, I didst peruse its pixels

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

but what if i cant read?

>>12627892
That would really help me get a lot done, huh

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12627892
we must start a reading service that publishes the le paper in audiobook form for the benefit of our illiterate readers (listeners)

hahah I've decided to not let this paper edition die so there will be two at once.