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Imagine being a cute pop idol and being ded cus one of your many adoring fans (paypiggies) felt betrayed after finding out youre not a virgin and stabbed u so yuore in the morgue now, late at night and the pathologist, who just finished up their autopsy, blows air into your lungs by giving mouth to mouth and puts a hitachi to your throat to make you vocal chords vibrate while he pushes down on ur stomach to make your cute singing voice come out one more time "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", which he then records samples and runs it through an AI deepfake music generator thingy and makes you sing lewd songs on repeat while he dresses you up and rips open ur autopsy stitches and has his way with u all night long >///<

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Catfish you have watched one too many zombie movies / The Thing

the only thing missing is that the cute pop idol is fully conscious the whole time
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>>12630595
fucking kill yourself roastie
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This kinda reminds of a certain mistato copypasta I got from reddit where I dude fantasizes about mistato brutally torturing him as sexual please and also talks about other sexual shit like being her chair so he can "bleased" be her bottom and also there straight up shit like wanting be her toilet... Yeah idk what to see but uuuhhhh yeah(also he likes to imagine him being in those cartel videos with "mommy mistato" doing that to him and this cause him to get horny at them, yeah uhh idk what fuck to say) I would paste it but it's too fucking long
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>>12630617
being Misato's chair or toilet would be hote, unlike OPs shit which is just gross
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Also sorry for my shitty English I was wasn't really looking at my spelling ;¬;
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>>12630607
this. sage
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>>12630595
Erm what da hell
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why did I get a boner
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>>12631098
non-consensual sex, even in death she's still being used sexually
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>>12631098
because kys

Your fortune: Outlook good
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quality thread

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12630595
there would probably be way more blood than that in reality
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>>12631472
wouldn't that depend on how long she'd been dead for? but yeah probably
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>>12631472
It coagulates and pools to the bottom, it wouldn't gush out, there's no blood pressure



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