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>>9438804
don't worry, it will all turn out okay

t. real (secret poster)
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My life be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Say hi to figling for me~
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>life
>>9438820
hi anone
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>>9438826
o shi that me
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>>9438836
lol are u me??
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They say love lies under the sheets
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>>9438838
yes
been you for a while now can we stop fuggin all these gilfs
>>9438864
also pisssssssssssssssssssssssss
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>>9438943
=___=
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This girl says theres a job for me where she works but its p much schedule planning for a soulless corpo
I could git fuken paid but honestly i cant even plan a trip to buy groceries
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>>9438804
https://esfores.bandcamp.com/track/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaanonymous

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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ok i caught something
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>>9439222
nicetripsnicetrips
there must be a reason why this job is not taken already tough
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>>9439433 (dubs)
This bird is lookin for a good time
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>>9439433
yeah
its SHIT
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Anuse
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yiisssssss
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>>9438804
Did you know that Goodyear actually replaced their blimps with Zeppelins
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>>9440904
Cant say that i did
Thank you captain education
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Le bout to make moistakes woman
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>>9440999 (trips checked)
nice dubs babe ;)
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>>9441004
thanks mom
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no messy hand
i enjoy
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oh so the jorb offer isnt eben up yet. shell send them my cv tho
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If you work you will die
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a hundred jobs don't make you fail life - it only takes one
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When you run out of secret 5$ a day salary
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sex death and money hold the sex
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Shitting but not giving a shit
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>>9441528
this speaks to me in mongolian
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bebs
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me: rp anyone?
guy: yeah let's rp
me: ok wanna do x or y?
guy (via whisper): actually i dont wanna rp

well fuck someones checked my sheet huh
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I like to larp as a failure 24/7 but I'm actually a winner I swear
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haha same i was just rp'ing a 4chan user the whole time LOLE!!! LOLE!!! LOLE!!!
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life is
pretending you like big tits 24/7 because the only kind or rp you can get is erp
where did i go wrong
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life is
EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH
where did i go wrong
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>>9441899
dubs bub sorry for checking thme laet
>>9442233
bibs dub i think being born was our mistake
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>>9442283
Most definitely
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>>9442283
thx 4 chk the bby
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>>9442377
Dubs thanking for checking dubs
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>>9442507
thank you for all your hard work
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no hands
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no motivation
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no haard feelinse
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No hope
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-NW1RwPY8&ab_channel=ClaphamJunction
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No homo
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no future
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No boys in the yard
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no woman no cry
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>>9444061
just fugg his anus and the future
no fuggin
no drinkin
no drugs
take a bite outta crime
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Anyone remember May 1991 when Billboard switched to counting sales with actual barcode scans (instead of asking record sales clerks) and suddenly country, rap, and film scores existed?
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>>9444287
haha they are swordfighting
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ive never eaten borger king OR kfc i dont think
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>>9444361
based
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>>9444188
Dubs
>>9444666
Trips
>>9444361
I love both but I also prefer trash over real food
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how does it feel that your board was taken over by twitter/facebook figs who literally are profiting on our life failure? LOLE and they got the mod too LOLE !! LOLE !! LOLE !! LOLE !! LOLE !! LOLE !! LOLE !! LOLE !! LOLE !! LOLE !! go munch go !!
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This one time at band camp, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>9438804
https://www.instagram.com/p/CLaKjvEBvbj

Insta because you tube and google drive are both SHIT QUALITY
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UUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOO O O O O OOOOOOOOO
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOO O O O O O O O O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP UUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
uuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuhhh WO O OO OOOOPP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uuuuuUUUUUuuuuhhhh WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP uh WOOOOP
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*inflates bolsach*
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My protip 4u is *dies*
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>>9445088
*Dies for dubs*
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>>9444682
thnaks 4 check!
>>9444697
dabn i want in on the profiteurs club where do i sign LOLE
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hohoho
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oh my god i looked at the other breads
hold me
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>>9445827
Could be better no doubt but it also used to bee worse
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>>9445834
o i am kekkin at ur pic
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Stinking cesspool of liquified smurf remnants
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>>9438804
>GOOD YEAR
Pronounced GOODY EAR
What the heck is their problem??

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>9445866
Goo dye ar
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>>9445866
Goody dubs
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Why
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>>9445866
Go'R
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>he called his new mixtape dies irae
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F L E S H P R I S O N
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fucke u scard me
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>>9446177
sorry bby NICE duDs
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fucking lmao yes a 3 min video on how amazing pierce brosnan is for being with a large woman is exactly what i needed
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can you just sell an old man on the blacc market
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>white stitching
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>>9446222
You can but only if you have trips
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>>9446266
epic dubs checking trips!
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>watching retarded interview videos then watching even more retarded reaction videos about the video you just watched
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i love you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
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>>9446511
i love it when anon loves all and gets dubs and life is happy and nice
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>>9446511
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>>9446511
double digits checked!!
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*pow*
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i only love some of you
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todays sponsor
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>>9446986
rusty knob
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oh man nearly all of my breakfast tomatoes went bad although i've just brought them yesterday...
this truly is the worst timeline
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>>9447551
>breakfast tomatoes
u wot
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There's also party tomatoes
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>>9447861
U WOT
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Pedostache
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energy tomater
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>>9447861
<when they put party tomatoes in the drink
dude theres cocktail tomatoes for that wtf!
>>9447946
probably toofmelting sweet
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can party tomatoes double as ass tomatoes?
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>buy epic metal mug
>cashier says i can get another one for free
>remember there arent any blacc ones left
>*blink* "i don't NEED another mug"


ahhh the minimalist life
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better than my story
>excited for 2 for 1 deal at store
>ask for item at counter which is 2 for 1 special
>they put in bag and i pay for it
>leave
>there is only 1 item in the bag
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2 for 1 deals are a ruse
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>>9448121
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
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ₐₐₐₐₐₐₐₐ
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blood for the blood god
skulls for the skull throne
tears for the tear bucket
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and socks for the sock drawer
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the succ drawer
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cash monies
sipp honies
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breakfats pizzae
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>>9446433
>>9448288
>>9448944
I have come to suck dicks and check unchecked dubs... And I'm all out of dicks
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>>9449917
thanks for all you're hard work bby
Now, if you please... *unzips quok*
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STARCH MASKS
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>>9449917
>And I'm all out of dicks
big mood
thanks fot le checcc!
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>>9438804Good Year in 2020 be like:
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>>9449982
>>9450176
Looks like a match
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Sneedful things
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>>9450395
r u Luz Y Fuerza?
i think u owe me dineros
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>>9450406
Tijuana tortillas
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Huehue
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faddy eed
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gompletely forgot wut i wuz gunna pozt xd
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>>9450589
post favourite eeds (pic unrelated)
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>>9450600
honestly barney
nice dubs btw ^^
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>>9450650
thx 4 check the bby
Doge was barneyfig all along!?
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>>9450741
that and more
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>>9450650
>>9450744 (dubs)
That you're dog?
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made a move on the fat girl from work yet?
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>>9450812
Yeah+I got down bottomd+never again
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>>9450804
no das my fat gf
>>9450812
i dont work thar no mo
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Fatty fatty bum bum
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My gf is a little fat tbh
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My brain went terribly wrong
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>>9451454
aaaaaaaaa
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dreamt of brison break agiiin
heart woke me up lol
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>>9452024
hey there handsome
been dreaming about you too
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>>9452157
bruh.
weve been here too long havent we xd
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>>9452199
dubs confirm
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Aaaaaeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaooooooooo
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>>9452245
thanks for the check teddy
>>9452395
bootiful singing voice bby
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>>9452639
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Daily reminding
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what is this thread

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Oh no
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Take me down to the hemorrhoid city
Where the toilet bowl's red and the ass is itchy
Oh won't you pleeeaaase take me hoooome
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>>9452694
my ass really hurts please help

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>9452699
Dubs confirm
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>>9452699
*gives it a licc* is this helpign
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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they keep telling me im mean
im not mean
just
spiky
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todays sponsor
bleach
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die

lolelolelolelole

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Alole're loleole
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>>9452688
Nice dub me
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Alole on a monday? Lole...
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a
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Piss break but it's 14 hours long
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_h8NNQ842I&ab_channel=GusJohnson
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Today on jackass I'm gonna break my neck
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>>9454011
dubs confirm pissbrealk went sexual
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It's just a plank bro
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>>9454042
sigh
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Eim ready to sell my soul captain
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How is one not supposed to fail life in a country where beer is cheaper than water?
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>>9454296
It was rigged from the start bby
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>>9454355
dubs confirm (sadly)
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Ayyy
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>>9454768
whats ayyy is ive seen this pic before
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>>9454980
Mandela effect
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>>9454982
ur mom a mandela hAHE xd
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it time
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3 solid hours of sleepe
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>>9455543
>Wagie, assume the position
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>>9455543
wew livin large boi
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wow i wonder how much cancer ive gottten from this modded ramen so far
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>>9455935
About 2021-2017,5 cancers
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Shit
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Poop
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Have you heard about the uuuhhhhhh
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>>9455841
*kneels* y-you want fries with that, sir?
>>9455932
haha sure as, livin the dream! *puts hand in deep fryer
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>>9456047
yes, honey?
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i mean id watch it but im also a disgusting horny pig
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Cowabunga?
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>>9456556
mmaybe a little
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beer that is cheaper than water final review:
2/10 would only recommend if you planned to die anyway the next day
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>>9456750
Nice I was looking for a reasonsbly priced everyday beer
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>>9456750
jokes on you i liek piss
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oh no nonononoo
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spons
bikes
lmao
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>>9438804
Yes, I agree
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>>9456968
me 2 but my body doesn't
>>9456949
'everyday beer' as a brand name sounds real good lole
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hon hon hon
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They're fast though
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>>9458154
lole
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>>9458154
oh god
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I may be retarded
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Status update
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soul status: meh
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Roger
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Grape status?
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Can't escape the grape
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lol i love you people
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>>9459930
wagie taking the lift in the mornin
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>>9459930
Me being beamed up to mothership zeta
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBd2nnsxdN4&ab_channel=Danceelectric
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But mooom *all* the other kids have pumped up kicks
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My fridge isn't running
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People who wear the socks over their shoes so the shoes don't get dirty
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Alone in a thread with a scary poster
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>>9460603
did u kno the marvel universe had all these sounderinos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eue8XngYdzM
also the galaxy trio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhTvNfDbuK8
howcome it sound like these for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg88hFVklI
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>>9460777
epic trips!
>>9460764
spoopy
also apparently the kevster is bacc i cant wait until he shows up in this ITT
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>>9460817
I've seen him here a week or two ago posting with the nodoka namefig but he didn't enter the poop thread
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>>9460840
i wonder if he lurks before posting
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>>9460850
His replies are most of the time completely detached from the post he's replying to, I don't think he reads anything here
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.
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>>9460850
this pic hurt me
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aa.
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>>9461349
aaa?
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>>9461258
aaaaAAAAA
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Wryyyyy
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frosted butts
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Crusty crap
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>be epileptic
>pick servers with flashy weapon mods
>ask everyone not to use flashy weapons when youre playing
>everyone agrees @.@
>someone inevitably causes you to have a seizure anyway
>change servers (go to another flashy one) and complain about it forever
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>>9462359
I do that sometimes
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>>9462366
nice dubs
i asked her bf why she plays with the mods they both know to be dangerous and hes like BECAUSE SHE CAN
well she clearly cant but i dont wanna be the asshole
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>>9462370
i think i heard somewhere that epileptics have 5 times more STR during a spazm so maybe she wants to become a superhuman or something
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(´_ゝ`)
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>>9462511
good double

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Cock magic
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Damn it
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T_T
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i bought so many clothes today
some of them soy as fug ]
>>9462528
kill yourself
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>good work on all of this i hope u all havign a good day
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Im posting this wearing rick n morty pjs lole
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I got a strangre tjangs tjing too cause it had epoc art of the monstre
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>>9462868
whats ur current turtleneck sweater posession count
>>9463082
holy hecc
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>>9463113
prob like 3-6
im a girl btw
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maybe closer to 10 idk dont come for me
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>>9463168
Hote & turtleneckpilled
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todays sponsor
marvel
and
why the hell is this organ mutilated
>>
A
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AA
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>>9463948
NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A LAMP FOR ME
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just join the army dude
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>>9463948
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>>9464316
im cackling
also can somebody pls wake garlic salt up
it pizze day
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>>9464374
i here bby
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>fuken burger whines all morning bout no one wanting to rp with him (rp, not erp, mind you)
>fuken guilts everyone into saying shit like "i cant now im thralling" or "it's early in europe, you know"
>i offer my house cause i dont remember thats this one assholes new character at the moment
>doesnt respond at all
>im jokingly like "OK THEN"
>hes like "why yelling?"
>i tell him to fuken scroll up
>ignored again
>go to an rp hub
>girl comes to rp with me
>THIS FUCKEN DUDE shows up and inserts himself into convo uninvited
>responds to her and to her only
at this point i remember who he is and fucking lmao
after a while i guess he checked her sheet and noticed shes a lesbo
>"hurr durr it late im gon go now"
and tomorrow hell be whining bout no rp all over again holy shit
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>>9464379
welcome to the pit bby. what kind of pizza do you want? protip: you want chicken, pineapple and corn
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>>9464100
nicedubsnicedubs
>>9464316
lole!
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He broke every rp rule too
>>9464391
Thank for the check
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>>9464399
np & nice dubs again babby your on a roll
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>>9464401
Thank you the bby

Man seagulls are fookin massive
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>>9464416
some say they are the meanest bavis
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That unsettling presence of dread when you have the feeling you forgot to check some dubs but can't remember where they are or if they were ever there at all
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>>9464446
haHE oi member
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>>9464460
oh you just have to ctrl f all possible combinations in all threads ez
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>tfw youre out of yogurt so you eed it with k*tchup
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>>9464465
Alright let me try
>>9464500
Wow I found those dubs
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>>9464507
thanks for the check gj bbub keep it up! \o/
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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You can't rest when enemies are nearby
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>>9464822
You can't rest when dubs are unchecked
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>>9464955
you cant rest when you check dubs that cant rest bcuz checking dubs
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you cant rest
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THESE NIGGAS CRAZY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Im going slightly mad
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insane in the membrane
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>>9466333
>>9466333
>>9466333
crazy numbos bby
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>>9466413
thx 4 the check the bby
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HEYWHATSUPYOUGUYS YES
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>>9466493
>>9466496
truly the most ridiculous timeline
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can we do two weeks fellas
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she types like shes having a stroke at all times
im starting to think weed is bad for you
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>>9466989
Nofap?
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>>9467452
[PEOPLE FUCKING DYING LAUGHING]
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>>9467538
Nopoop?
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LOOK MOM NO HANDS
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look mum no future
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>>9468030
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Something in the walls?
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job interview on wednesdaye
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>>9468444
>>9468444
>>9468444
trip interview on my s4s
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14 days get
also >>9468485 wear turtleneck & they'll send the other candidates to hecc
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>>9438804
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bump
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>>9468566
>>9468566
Dubs but kys
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>>9468503
we did it reddit
this thread in particular felt like what i imagine dying of old age is like
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>>9468789
probably still better than dying of young age though
also i liked this picture in particular and forgot to tell >>9441804
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Mein freund der thread ist tooot
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>>9469081
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