[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
[s4s] - Sh*t 4chan Says

[Advertise on 4chan]

Name
Spoiler?[]
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File[]
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.
  • There are 40 posters in this thread.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


New board added: /xs/ - Extreme Sports

New board added: /pw/ - Professional Wrestling

Self-serve ads are available again! Check out our new advertising page here.


[Advertise on 4chan]


BREAKING NOW!
Garfield set to try again after hazy fortune reading!
Spring begins with baby food crisis averted!
Various memes stare anon in the eyes!
The mysterious nature of fortunes, explained!
Read all about it! Full story here!
>>
GET of the week: >>9444444

Ad spaces are available!
>>
File: lovemop420nice.gif (215 KB, 777x777)
215 KB
215 KB GIF
FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!! LOLE !! LOLE !!
>>
File: seki happy.png (63 KB, 255x260)
63 KB
63 KB PNG
>>9452423
finally, the epic paper is out! sooo amazing! luv you munch lole
>>
First
>>
>>9452423
ass not what your board can do for you, but what you can do fore you're boarde.
EBIC FRIN!!! LOV THISSE!! MWAH!!~
>>
>>9452423
excellent paper, I read.
>>
File: 1607880563997.png (300 KB, 560x663)
300 KB
300 KB PNG
Man, just imagine how lesbian five same fortunes would be!
>>
Nice newspaper like every time!
>>
File: 1560734568557.png (157 KB, 260x301)
157 KB
157 KB PNG
>>9452423
I would like to read the paper but I don't have any 4chan gold left
>>
File: writing.png (276 KB, 616x640)
276 KB
276 KB PNG
Thanks everyone! You guys are great!
>>9452455 (Dubs)
>>9452471
it would be sooooooooo *incredibly* blissful
>>9452501
time to invest!
>>
File: 403624592_1494190.gif (165 KB, 130x160)
165 KB
165 KB GIF
>>9452423
nice paper, i read it
$157.96 of pure drip (tax not included)
>>
>>9452423
WHAT HAPPEN TO SAME FORTUNE THREADE????? WE WERE SABOTAGE!!!! I DEMAND FREEDOM OF INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
File: mrunch.png (637 KB, 894x847)
637 KB
637 KB PNG
>>9452423
truly a work of art
>>
raccoon dog!!!!! :)
>>
File: meirl2.jpg (131 KB, 580x369)
131 KB
131 KB JPG
>>9452529
Based Junji Ito poster
>>
File: meirl2too.png (1.62 MB, 1024x1002)
1.62 MB
1.62 MB PNG
>>9452541
Based "Based Junji Ito poster" poster
>>
>>9452555
based three same numbers poster

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
>>9452423
baste @@!!!
>>
>>9452555
based trips
>>
>>9452555
incredible trips checking incredible post
>>9452537
GET SERIOUS
>>
>>9452423
10096 citrusy

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>
>>9452558
>>9452567
>>9452572
>>9452578
>>9452737
>>9452750
kinda based... o_o
>>
pls stiggy or i get mad
>>
>>9452774
Is the moderator actually here? Doesn't he have anything better to do?
>>
>>9452776
pls stiggy
>>
File: lovethespikeog.png (201 KB, 777x777)
201 KB
201 KB PNG
>>9452776
LOLE THAT IS HILARIOUS !!
LOLE !!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>9452779
I've never seen him do anything unless he can see it hurt someone
>>
File: lovemop420.png (455 KB, 777x777)
455 KB
455 KB PNG
LA LA LA

LIFE IS HAPPY AND NICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU ALL !! LOLE !!!!!!!!!
>>
File: yosho.png (15 KB, 271x274)
15 KB
15 KB PNG
note: Yosho was posted before the spikeman in this ITT
>>
>>9452794
awww yai BOIZ
ITS YOSHO TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO YOSHO GO !!! GO YOSHO GO !!!!!! I ah,, ...woops @@!!!!
>>
>>9452800
you idiot , you forgot your associated image meme. and NOW YOU CANT DELET IT BECAUSE RAISINS
>>
>>9452802
>>
File: Unicorn.jpg (9 KB, 224x224)
9 KB
9 KB JPG
bls to take into consideration: there is no samefigging occuring here. THX !!!!!!!!!

ONLY ONE SPIKE !!!!!!!!
>>


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
>>9452800
yosho dubs

>>9452811
ebic meme dubs
>>
File: mfw.gif (12 KB, 260x260)
12 KB
12 KB GIF
>>9452807
this board is BUMPING
>>
File: bamned_old.png (23 KB, 122x176)
23 KB
23 KB PNG
Some stories don't always make it into the paper, but I think this one deserves an honorable mention!
>>
File: bury pink gril.png (45 KB, 228x221)
45 KB
45 KB PNG
this is nice paper

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
>>9452835
x^D
>>
>>9452800
>>9452802
would be nice, with image and dubses... to bad you fucked it up...
>>
File: the spikeman.png (1 KB, 148x125)
1 KB
1 KB PNG
>>9452423
find the spikeman
>>
bumo
>>
>_<
>>
PLS STIGGY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
mods sticky this

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
>>9452423
I cant't believe this happened
>>
>>9452423
simply epic
>>
File: megumin.jpg (7 KB, 340x264)
7 KB
7 KB JPG
>>9452825
unexpected

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
File: thugmu.jpg (37 KB, 324x512)
37 KB
37 KB JPG
>>9453200
nice dubs
>>9452825
>>9453247
the board is only going to get even more fun each and every day from here on because you guys make it AWESOME! I love seeing the stuff you all come up with!
>>
mods pls don't sticky
it's enough already
>>
i wanT STIGKY

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
File: original.gif (426 KB, 267x200)
426 KB
426 KB GIF
>>9453251
~~~~~~~~~~
>>
´U`

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
File: *monke is eggplante*.png (1.72 MB, 2763x1626)
1.72 MB
1.72 MB PNG
>>9453247
EXPECT the UNEXPECTED on [s4s]

>>9453251
bumping this gem of a post

>>9453276
give her stigky
>>
File: seki surprised.png (40 KB, 221x221)
40 KB
40 KB PNG
>>9453251
holy heck! the anine is swag?!
>>
>>9453288
oh, just saw these dubs. checking 'em
>>
File: yeah.gif (629 KB, 388x400)
629 KB
629 KB GIF
>>9453283
DESHU 4EVAR
>>9453288
very nice dubs!
>>9453291
always has been!
>>
File: Claps.png (556 KB, 1861x3061)
556 KB
556 KB PNG
>>9452423
Excellent paper as always my dear munch. What does that mean at the top though? :^)
>>
File: yuno.jpg (66 KB, 1280x720)
66 KB
66 KB JPG
>>9453382
my're girlfriend has arrive...
"Reality is a manifestation of the para-ejaculations of the inconceivable, you idiot."
>>
>>9453408
cute pink hair girl in ur pic
>>
File: yosho coin.gif (15 KB, 128x200)
15 KB
15 KB GIF
*trades in one yosho coin for copy of nice paper*
>>
>>9453569
spare some change?
>>
mods went on vacation so they stickied 8 posts in advance (one for each day of the week) thinking we wouldn't notice -_______-
>>
>>9453569
*steals coin*
>>
this sticky is great & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-experienced professional he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overtipping for a perfect lunch at a nearby trendy blogpraised sidewalk-chalkboard fresh hip classy check-staurant, organized by dub checkers, saw people were enjoying a disproportionate amount of their collective time making mind-bogglingly interesting versions of this god-blessed meme, & stickied it with all the passion of a true mod at yer nearest imageboard. then the comedy genius gentlemen pile in to regard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to ecstatically lose their mind over the new amazing sticky. and you're all part of the unique, ongoing spectacle. fascinating
>>
>>9452838
you're moms a nice paper, haha gott'em
>>
File: kriby.gif (356 KB, 350x305)
356 KB
356 KB GIF
STIGGY!!!!!! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>
>>9453700
*checks dubs*
>>
>>9452423
Wow munch! I thought you were a faggot, but this is a nice post. It's as if two realities have combined on this day, and we are here to witness it. Coolio!
>>
>>9453777
nice triples! dickhead!
>>
File: 1596247775529.png (869 KB, 750x889)
869 KB
869 KB PNG
>>9453781
Thanks for noticing :) I was trying to explain that I think munch did something neat, though. Sorry that it came across as rude. I have included a funny picture from the internet as a peace offering. Have a good evening!
>>
>>9453787
>hoverhanding
Beta move. He'll never find out whether his pussy tastes like pepsi cola that way.
>>
>>9453787
hey that's a pretty funny image! i was just joking friend! a good evening to you too!
>>
>>9453866
mean dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
>>9452429
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
File: 20210127_105320.jpg (25 KB, 287x295)
25 KB
25 KB JPG
>>9453994
geez anone, no need to scream like that...
>>
dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
citrusy is tasty
>>
>>9454116
you didnt get dubs, now you have to put your cock in my mouth. rules are rules
>>
File: 1598347804609.png (463 KB, 1030x718)
463 KB
463 KB PNG
>>9453777
nice trips
>>
>>9453777
trips
>>
>>9453866
who quoting?
>>
File: lovemop.png (339 KB, 777x777)
339 KB
339 KB PNG
>>9452423
I LOVE YOU THE TOPKEP TRIBUNE !!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT ISSUE !!!!!!!!!! *(%&*(&#)*(
WE WANT MORE !!
WE WANT MORE !! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
File: the three yoshos.png (104 KB, 455x455)
104 KB
104 KB PNG
WE WANT MORE !! WE WANT MORE !! WE WANT MORE !! WE WANT MORE !! WE WANT MORE !! WE WANT MORE !! WE WANT MORE !! WE WANT MORE !!
>>
File: beary_munche.gif (27 KB, 205x297)
27 KB
27 KB GIF
>>9454563
of course! every sunday :]]
>>
File: seki smile.png (47 KB, 198x211)
47 KB
47 KB PNG
>>9455104
munch! you're so cool...
>>
File: 1614042229837.jpg (36 KB, 377x376)
36 KB
36 KB JPG
>>9455120
I want to believe...
>>
>>9455195
I beliebe in you
>>
File: 1612101174001.png (278 KB, 406x385)
278 KB
278 KB PNG
>>9455195
it's true! incidentally, that's a cute anine *pats*
>>
>>9455198
>>9455211 (Dubs)
<3
>>
morning bump :)
>>
>>9455945
cool numberes

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
File: 1497547138222.jpg (207 KB, 627x749)
207 KB
207 KB JPG
>>9452423
tmie to kick my feet up amd read da news
>>
File: Spike-News-Man.gif (31 KB, 575x419)
31 KB
31 KB GIF
Munch! How do you feel about the Garfield epic get being unstickied? Garfield vs Spikedog? Cats and Dogs in war again?!?! (lol ilu babe)
>>
File: 9c03559e.jpg (89 KB, 640x896)
89 KB
89 KB JPG
>>9456330
I thought the garfield GET deserved more time to be stickied. But I don't think spike dog had anything to do with that!
>>
File: senpai-8.png (89 KB, 263x278)
89 KB
89 KB PNG
>>9456488
cute anine dubs
>>
>>9456488 (dubs)
The Angry Garfield Enthusiast is latching on to metrics to prove a point, I think they forget Garfield has a more vast audience and tenure, however the cat does have a fantastic brand of irony and creative outlets. I am torn myself.
>>
woke up alive again to read the tribune

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>9456794
I'm sorry
>>
>>9456855
dubs
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfyp2p6crDQ&list=UUW5S2VdDXF_HroYXuV16UUg
>>
>>9452423
Topkek is a corporate monopoly that owns 99% of all the getnumbers in the world. Now that I have inherited it from Donut Man, I have turned into a non-stonks company.

It is no longer rule-breaking to remove the Topkek part of the name and make your own competing news corporation, but I know many are attached to the Topkek name, so I am keeping its infrastructe intact.

Let the memes be free.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
File: Post exploitable.png (14 KB, 782x154)
14 KB
14 KB PNG
Post >>9457140 is a corporate monopoly that owns .96% of all the posts in >>9452423. Now that I have inherited it from Anonymous, I have turned into a non-proprietary format.

It is no longer rule-breaking to remove the Anonymous part of the name and make your own competing post, but I know many are attached to the 9457140 post number, so I am keeping its infrastructe intact.

Let the posts be free.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
File: seki lenny.png (24 KB, 160x168)
24 KB
24 KB PNG
the topsex tribune (lole)
>>
>>9457140
umm even the template here has Garfield colors. please resticky it :(
>>
File: trole.png (546 KB, 830x688)
546 KB
546 KB PNG
>>9457271
I lol'd hard
>>9457291
the digits will be preserved for all time, non shall forgetti...
>>
>>9457378
No they won't thrown aside so quickly
>>
File: friend.png (51 KB, 300x250)
51 KB
51 KB PNG
>>9457925
that's not how it works here, anon, believe me
>>
>>9457944
These are nice double numbers but the mods won't resticky garfield their virtual egos are too big they think wrongly that they do a good job for free and thus take pride in doing a bad job
>>
>>9457972
just know that no matter what is stickied or unstickied, those digits transpired, the fun times happened, and nothing can take that away
>>
>>9452423
Breaking News: Catfish continues not to post on /s4s/ and his health conditions worsen.
>>
>>9457944
frens
>>
>>9458174
tf is an /s4s/

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
>>9458212
A BOARD TAKEN OVER BY VP MOD FOR THEIR TWITTER FIGS TRAIN-FRENS (NB WAS ONLY THE FOOT IN THE DOOR, THEY'RE HERE FOR GOOD NOW)

A BOARD OF SELF-GENERATING CONTENT OF WHICH F@CEB0K-FIGS-MODS CAN MONITZE
>>
File: seki fear.png (80 KB, 263x283)
80 KB
80 KB PNG
>>9458422
d-dubs
>>
DON'T ASK "WHAT HAPPENED" OR "WHY IS IT OVER?"

THE BOARD WAS GUTTED AND CHANGED
>>
File: gune.png (252 KB, 394x300)
252 KB
252 KB PNG
>>9458422 (Dubs)
>>9458431
tch
bringing that up in my thread...
no, those same people are not magically still in full control of the situation. they would have kept that specific content farm going forever until anons who cared ALL left.
the unfortunate direction that the internet has taken is monetization / reputation of everything due to the way social media functions. it is unavoidable. 4chan is a public forum, it is easily exploitable by anyone for greedy purposes. it is upsetting that people who would never even post here take our jokes, ideas, art etc, but what can we realistically do about that?
>>
>>9458759
OH SORRY GOT IT
MAYBE I WAS WRONG
WELL YOU PROBABLY HATE ME NOW
>>
>>9458839
I don't hate you
>>
>>9458839
I hate you
>>
>>9458856
>>9458876
the duality of man
>>
>>9452555
Based "Based "Based Junji Ito poster" poster
>>
>>9453787
thank you for apologizing m8
>>
>>9457140
mucnh has some serious competition on his hands
>>
>>9459024
base
>>
morning bump (:
>>
MY DRAWING MADE IT TO THE TOPKEK TRIBUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>9460631
congrats friend =)
>>
>>9460947
thanks, you too
>>
*hisses ironically*
>>
>>9461860
this, but unironically





Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.