today i will. shit HALF a shit
>>9550383what about the other half?
https://www.dia.mil/News/Articles/Article-View/Article/2560830/dias-mars-initiative-reaches-another-key-milestone/"GCI" Cloak & Dagger 2000https://www.jstor.org/stable/4241410?seq=1The whole country is in trouble they say sutra but its an acronym necromancy CGI my heart accelerates to answer not it creates aura rest is not part of my diet
>>9550388>88i will save it for later :3333 (colon and four number threes)
>>9550388le nazi dubs
todays sponsorNOT roman showers
>>9550383By which matric can you accurately calculate 50% of one stool ?
>>9550552when you feel like you're log is halfway out, clench your bootyhole like a human play dough knife and go about your dayNO WIPE
>>95505521. Take a shit2. Weigh it3. Shove 50% back up the ass
>>9551092i went with this one thank you very much so far so gud
>>9551273You should always save 50% of your poop in case you need it later
You will never guess what f is for
Oh and thanks from now on, every time i see "no wipes" in a server description, ill think of warm choco cream
>>9551524Figgerlinge?
>>9551736get OUT of my head
>>9551736>>9551748Yeeeeeehaaaaww!
the license for rad racer expired a while ago, the game is public domainYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>9552299>99 oh god what in le heckeas soon as he was allowed to leave the house, dad bought me beer n chipstime to take down the dark web offer
some dude just flew by my window like whaddup nothing to see here
this is the six billionth time you've sold me out and lied to everyone about how i should trust youYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>9550383Good luck!!I think my anal walls are too weak. Anytime i try this it hurts and it feels like my butthole is screaming at me so i can’t manage to suck it back in for more than 10 seconds.
>>9552752Uh i saw the word anal in your post so clearly you have somethig of value to sayWhy dont you uhh drop the retarded weeb pictures and try again eh
>>9552820Ok i trust
i habeeb in dent in bottle
I want to habeeb
>>9552512based dad>>9553012based image
desire to piss: rising
>>9550422unchecked yesterday dubs
>>9553177checked todays dubs
>>9553175Flub is always base
to [redact] or to get [redacted]that is the question
inside of you there are two whores
1st sipp of beer goam status: cum
>>9553508Pov you are in thailand>>9553511Cum dubs
>>9553561Aye thank youe
>>9553611cool dubs
>>9553611Just your everyday garage dentist
Thank you for c
Do you sometimes cum from just peeing? 4 times in a day? No? Just me? Aight
>>9552982harvey dent in a botlel
>>9553824I saw a documentary about women who have tons of orgasms throughout the day without doing anythingApparently they're also enormously horny all the time, and one had a boyfriend who was pretty annoyed by it
>>9553848Im a girl btw
>>9553928Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?
>>9553986uh i have a pee fetish does that count
>>9553928post dick
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>9554094just add spiderman and its a cake
>>9554255dubs confirme>>9554094what's his name again? mumbo jumbo or something
>>9555025yup yupmorning vietnami ate 3 bags of popapo chimp and i wanna die
Penis mank
>>9555284G8r style breakfastalso happy fryday
>>9555681Happye fridaye two yuo twooMwahWhere the alf ass at
My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife."My what?"Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please."Wtf is a poop knife?"Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it.He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML.I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes.She will be getting her own utility knife now.
>>9555733very prettay soi dubloons
>>9555885a timelels classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHZDNHRxgAY
>>9556186
>>9556303BAVI
BIVO
>>9557477DUBO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9558211DUBAAAAA
>>9558549Hank u beri much
I have failed
Endless scream
FUCKING HELL MOMI COULDNT IGNORE THEM BEFORE THEY IGNORED ME FIRST I WILL LITERALLY ASSPLODE
>>9558783relateable memes
>>9559177Dubbs epip
>>9559195i thake you pls take this MWah~ as a token of my gratitude
>>9559199Drunke figelin dubs lule
>>9559199Relatable dubs
>>9559234Someone made thisAnd it wasnt me ;_;
>>9559231lole i am an open book, thx 4 chk tho bby>>9559234he kinda hote
Nigger todd
Am officialel mentally lelOnly death will fix this
>>9559732Same
I'm a man btw
My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life
>>9560477Double
>>9559957Balls or didnt happen
>>9560622Aaaand dubś checking dubsThe curse has been broken im a real boy again
>tfw you will never be a real man
>>9560728viiiiibe
you know what day it isim out of isolation and it's fence painting time
Guess who got the job of squeezing into a 45 cm space and painting there, crouched
>>9560707
>>9560914Me when I doo your mom
>>9560976Tfw no spide gf>>9560989Hel ye
I want to have a cool instameme account like my cousin but im old and ugly and havent takrn a pocture of me in years
I hate instagram with a passion
>>9561070Tell me more
waiting
>>9561097
>>9561396LOLE
I WILL see more
My erp partner aint on and the other s got into the c word convo so i leftI suddenly feel like going back to 2014
Iike im very drunk but not enough to sit with autists
>>9561469then u ain't near drunk enuf bby>>9561466dubs chekt
>>9561575i was gonna roll but if you say so my lovedad bought me 4 more beers sooo
imagine being so scared of pedo drama that you ban the word child and all of its synonyms :-p--D
Should i justDm elon musk and get us all a ride
>>9561713time machine
S4s conan when
What's worse than a rapistA child
if god let's me, by god i will lie here and eat this whole bag of twizzlers
A: >Man, I don't want to go to the dentistB:>Having lots of cavities is an indication that you're loved>It means your parents fed you mouth-to-mouth>or shared a spoon with you when you were a kidA:>Seriously?B:>By the way, I have zero cavitiesfrom an exchange between two handsome high school boysYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>9562059>twizzlersthat sounds p epin ngl>>9562188first of all, nice dubs
I'm thinking about buying mordhau
>>9562371>mordhauis there erp to be had
welcome to amoguswhere every country is bat country and the rolls dont matter
>>9562398Is it erp when you violently scream at eachother and rip eachother's limbs off
>>9562689@ figling place we call that christmas
>>9550383You know you just did the whole thing stop pretending online.
>>9562689>>9563141hot>>9563146you habe no proofe3
motheri overdid it againe
eyyy some movie with mikkelsen got a baftayou know what time it is
>>9563141lolė
>>9563499Dubs and same
>>9561466whats the c word
what kind of girlfriend do you wantYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>9563546unironically,"child"it is extremely entertaining how even regular non-staff players are conditioned to get triggered when someone says the word at this pointcant mention kids ooc, cant mention growing up in your bio, good stuff>>9563569weebs belong on a tree so
I ordered the pp pills on the internet because I'm too embarassed to see a doctor loleLOLE
Soon
>>9563731Yo i thought ur pp was all sorted out
>>9563831Apparently not(sadly)
>>9563585probably the only way to keep pedos from seeping in tho>>9563839pls review the effectiveness sometime
>>9563848I already had a smol sample pack and it works perfectly fine, almost like magic
>>9563848>He’s a real man with real arms
>>9563867noice>>9563889
yesterday i sat on the balcony in just a tshirt what the fuck is happening to the weather todayalso REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP CHANGING CHARACTERS EVERY TWO WEEKS
nigger i know for a fact you cant be getting THAT much rp theres only 24 hrs in a day what the fuck do you people not have jobs
>>9564273>what the fuck do you people not have jobsUhhhh
>>9564380dumb frogposter
>>9564400i mean it is a double double
>>9564411nice le dub's
>>9564411i mean it is a double double
>>9564411double dubs confirms whilst checking double dubs
>>9564418Shit
>>9564400
>>9564422Redeeming dubs
>another school shooting in burgerland
ok i am confused as shit but at least uh
>>9564633at least you have dub's
Seymour
YES
Close call
WELL FUUUUUCK ME
I literally can't
>>9565882i kekd im sorry>>9565887yes please obi wan
one vampire dick pls
>>9566344nice le dub's
>>9566353 Thank you good sir i wish i had mo rebbit gold
>>9566916Lee bait
>>9567025
i crywhen angles dererb 2
>40 IPsNo way
all mewho /girlboss/ here
it is wednesday my dudes
i had this thread hidden man sorry idk even why
>>9568298its ok as long as you shit half a shit todaye
You WILL kill your girlboss
>>9568310
>>9568704Huh
F A C EACE
Not mad at strawberry beereWhy faceace
>>9550383lolesurly u wud, shirley
>>9569066nc dbs>>9569048da fug ,stawberry beer?!?!
>>9569077dubs frogpoastrye strawberry margarita to be preciseits 3% instead of 6 wtf
>>9550383https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixljWVyPby0from the files of the police squad
>>9569132What le hecc they literally want to make you drink double the amount of regular beer! i wonder who could be behind such an ebil scheme??thx 4 the chk tho
>>9569148
u guys ever inhale alcohol?saw a guy on youtube do it and i dont know but i porbably would if given the chance
>>9569148lolewat if i told u that u cud buy strawberry beer like pink lemonade and get drunk and then vidyagaym like a modafugger and like climb the whole dexterity thing and shove them directly to the hunnerd pointerloleit did win them huge stuffed dolls
>>9569299berry nice >>9569307wow i was wondering why this isnt a more common practice - turns out it can fug u up good & u cant vomit if u OD on alcolole>>9569308yeah i been thinkin about that alot lately too
>you WILL stop looking at girls in underwear>i WILL NOT take down the pictures of myself in underwear
>>9569442bruhbruh nah
>>9569471How someone can justify that to themself is beyond me
literally everyones insane but mei JUST wanted vampire dick holy shit
another day, another dolan>>9569644checc'd
>>9553012HABEEB IT!
it turdsday
You could probably call it a vampire dick since there's apparently barely any blood in there
>>9570600nice dubs yeah thought of that too but only because ive played choice of the vampirelol arranged capture rp with some dude and he turned out to be my alts friend from another server. its like living in a big dysfunctional alabama family
todays sponsor? cold water to pp
>>9570783Making it hard by deep-freezing it? Not a bad idea
Capture rp sounds like rape stuff tbhaha
>open porn video>coom>log video in my coom log>close video
I just kidnapped some girl lol
>>9570837It usually is. My guy went willingly tho. Didnt even roll strong attack lel
Raping him will be someone elses problem i guess
tfw dog shat TWO shits
[hate timezones]
wow cunt
>>9571757This x1000>>9571411>>9571688Timezone rape dubs
>>9571826Hi the good yuji
the retards blue againcall mother
>>9571877Dubs confirm dialing right now
it is the day
>>9572968Id iz!
Id iz alzo pizzae daye
eyy test
(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)(´_ゝ`)
acece
Bad news will come to you by mail
>>9573393did i not pay my insurance thing again
>>9573397Reply to this post or you'll find out you didn't pay your insurance thing in your sleep tonight
>>9573405replyingjust bought a new carrlly thought i paid my insurance but now need to make absolute suree
>>9573405i love you jesus christ>>9573411nice car dubs bby i hope it a 1999 toyota tacomaso garage beer drinks make kamikaze flavour toois it better than lemonade? i WILL report bacc
>>9573417I love you too son
>>9573432
Help me the red one I'm desperateI'm desperate the red one help me
>>9573455dubs for the desperate one
bloo will help too!
>>9573496washing detergent to round off the spicy pizzapatrician choice
>>9573507i cackled
>>9573512>commence consumingH*CK YEAH
yeah so either the rrhoids are bk or my assholes ripped
>>9573556Capture rp gone wrong
some people look at old photos me i look at my own ole threads to remember
i wanna lick miley cyruse
>>9573615Sister Fister General
>>9567037Yummy >>9573496What’s the blue
Now it's fucked big time
>>9573873Kamikaze beere lole
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus what a cunt i cant
>>9558783life failure in a world without time travel did not bring the spike mane into the worldmybe u the onethe one that stinkslole
>>9562371lolelike i cud never get that goddamn nail clipper that deep
>>9574098This x 2000
>>9574103That's what she said hehe
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus (1)
*watches one straight male touch the balls of another straight male*yo i need to capture people more often
>>9574655two same numbers!
>>9574302this is nice boardYour fortune: Outlook good
>>9574656i thank you
>>9574655capture rp gone wrong
>>9575101oh god imagine how many do NOT surviveand they b sending other pets too
ya'll are invited to my b-day party
>>9575388dubs confirm todaye it GS birb dayhappy birbday frem
>>9575371theres a special delivery service for pets here but its hella expensive, like $200 dolans for a couple of lizzerds that would fit in an envelope pefectly fine>>9575388Happy b-day the bby!!
boomer mene incoming
>>9575496Diy memes are one of a kind
Wow
>>9575521true true >>9575523lole
>>9575523Loleole
I like how his tits are flapping>>9575533Dubs lole
Today we're gonna have an argument for dinner
>>9575536thanke fore the checke bby>>9575539thats a poopoo hat, smelly bat
lmao i had no idea teevee had so many screencaps of lindsay ellis
>>9575401>>9575474ty bbys ilu
>>9575523wowee
pizzae daye two lelectric boogaloo
>>9575640no teasingif u say it u bettre mean it
>>9575654Hoeny
>>9575662oh dip - !
>>9575666>>9575666>>9575666bday boy b tripppin
hair status: ridiculously good
so i saw a weirdly hawd dude at da stoer that looked familiar for soime raisin he ended up behind me at the checkout counter and i kid you not poked me a few times in the butt with his cart>sorrymy face was like eyy wtfmy brain was likeFACE
we might actually switch from chimps to olives chief
my diet? turds and trash juice
>>9575992I have a meme about olives but I can't look for it now
>>9576223DO IT COWARD
>>9576264I did but it looks like I saved it a lot longer ago than I thought so it sits somewhere in my archives among thousands of other forgotten memes
Argument was good all is fine now (for the next 2 or 3 days)
(._.)
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(°~°)
>>9577511dubbies
I have not once clicked on this thread
>>9577590Spoken like a true niggernigger22
toss a coin to your butt napkins holder
It's time!
40GB baldur g8 updateguess i'm giving it another go >>9577540thankes
>>9578173>40GBoh dear oh mydid they add bigger, fatter dice?
>>9578197still loading but i wouldn't be surprised if thats the only change
>>9578246do report bacc bbywho knows, maybe its not shit anymore
>>9578249will do bby!
Here's my report: cant load old savegame & i really don't wanna start all over again loleFUUUG
>>9578313oh that was already a thing with the previous update i habeebrip
Wahooo
motheri have found actual decent rp that is not just hurr durr hide da grey salamiyet
Monedayyyye
12 day old breadits getting moldy
Hurr hide the 12 day old grey orc futa salami
>>9580212scrape if off and start eating right now or youre gonna be late to the void
ok ill do the thing *does thing*
IT'S DEAD, JIM
