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>>9614549
jeow
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loading up my asshole with tapioca pearls
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Monkey's gone to shit, and it's not Sparples fault. He's an asshole, but he's a mank asshole. What's not mank is all the faggoty shiteposting against him from whoever (windosr) which is just making things shit. No one cares bout your issues with him, take it to literal fucking discord. Mank used to be about originality, bit of stream of consciousness nonsense, people springboarding off each other. Now it's just childish faggoty grudge shite, people posting the same stuff over and over.. what do you even get out of that? Y'all should get over it and move on instead of shitting up mank with deliberate annoying shite like a faggoty child throwing a tantrum
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moderators do your job and delete this abhorrent and obviously anti semitic thread. this is a zionist website.
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The stronger ape must dominate and not mate with the weaker, which would signify the sacrifice of its own higher nature. Only the born weakling can look upon this principle as cruel, and if he does so it is merely because he is of a feebler nature and narrower mind; for if such a law did not direct the process of evolution then the higher development of organic life would not be conceivable at all.
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im gay
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i want to grope that lope?
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>>9614594
hitler catte :)
up , 2, 3, 4
pickitup, 2, 3, 4
hehe :)
so cayoaoooute
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>>9614594
leading marching troope edition hitler kat brand kit :)
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i want to stroke that cade¡¿
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>>9614805
why the fucking fuck are you here dude we're chatting right fucking now on the 'cord so there's literally no reason for you to fucking be here dude
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I was looking at houses for sale last night and one had a really big waterfall style shower but then it also had one one those metal douche hoses and i realized the house was owned by fags and they guy used the shower duche hose to wash out his asshole before anal sex and then i didn't have any interest in buying the house anymore
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but i like the monkey, he cute
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They just left it in the photos it was one of these things, imagine leaving ur asshole washer in the potos instead of changing it out to a normal shower hose attachment but of course fags have no shame
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and so parples pls describe ur future bathroom remodeling plans and also include diagrams and color/fabric swatches thx
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I didn't even know you could get gay shower attachems
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we are witnessing the birth of the supermank
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supermank was created when he accidentally the gay shower attachment
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pump that mank!
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fish-heads in yr bed-spreads type'a ting
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Bitch Treats
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bitch teets
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hitch up yer britches
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toilet paper shortages keep happening. it's time for you to buy a bidet
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no homo but it prolly feels quite "refreshing" to flush out your asshole, a lightening of the load perhaps
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imagine if you fell down into a pile of dog shit and it got all over your skin and you just whipped out a Kleenex and wiped it off then went on with the rest of your day like it was normal
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hey woosten, could you detail your full anal cleansing regime you performed before you participate in receptive anal sex?
do you use an enema kit? perhaps a vinegar based douche? or do you have one of those anal probe shower attachments?
do you carry around wet wipes so you can freshen up on days when your ass is particularly sweaty?
pls provide photos documenting each step thx
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i read that warm teabags are good for hemaroids
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its the caffeine, they sell caffeine face serums for undereye puffiness, the tannins probably help as well.
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think my new chair gave me hemorrhoids
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stop rubbing your asshole on it
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hemorrhoid shitslpit
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lumpy dook diverter
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personal inflatable asshole cushion from ur own butt (natural)
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corn catcher
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put my old chair down by the dumpster some dumpster divers came by all excited about the nice office chairs but then they saw the armrests and they were like oh my god something tore this all up like a bear attacked these armrests and they walked away without the chair
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shoving teabags up my ass right now
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>>9614549
monke hitler! the bananacaust!
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hey souples what are your top 3 toy safe silicone lubricants
can you give some examples of times you have integrated bad dragon® cum lube™ into your play sessions?
Also please a link to your favorite ovipositor dojuns thx
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the lube manufacturers don't have to declare certain toxic ingredients if the use case isn't defined as on the skin
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monkey man, a brief tale about an wild and kooky interaction you had with a blaq, if you may
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my banana crop isn't doing so well :( might have to sell my land to the chinese
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if you stop the peasants from walking though your banana field the fungus will stop spreading. You should switch to pineapples instead if you can't beat the blight
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A technology to operate artificial tissue through Stoke-on-Trent was actually first developed for bananas they would take tiny machine to lineup the banana tissue in line and then it would grow up to a perfect shape for what you want your banana how you want your banana taste out and then later they use that same research to figure out how to grow human tissue so you could grow your human type banana tissue or rather banana type human tissue and planted into a human
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advanced grape peeling techniques
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KNHgeykDXFw
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asbestos fertilizer
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oh yeah contaminate my limestone nigga
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hey winsor, pls order a baby feet™ chemical foot peel and then post pictures and videos of you peeling dead skin off your feet thanks
for maximum effectiveness make sure to soak your feet in warm water for 40 minutes right before you apply the footbags thanks
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>>9615307
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consider it...
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in that case the use case is defined as on the skin so the manufacturers should declare arsenic in the peel
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glad we got that cleared up
get it? cleared up! much like the complexion of ur feet after using this product
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baby feet on fleek
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wiggle dem toes
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thanks for your hard work
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monkey man could you please recommended a good facial hydrating serum containing hyaluronic acid thx
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shellbags bitch
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according to Canadian regulation, hyaluronic acid should not be administered to animals to be slaughtered for horse meat

however Europe allows it good to go
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i really wish you kept that particular factoid to urself
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wtf is shellbags? why does he keep saying it?
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why is soda wearing th@t hat?
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souples pls describe ehat you would do differently to win the war if you were placed jn command of rhe german armed forces in 1941
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just making a few additions to sp*rkles.txt
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visit my ne website backstory.bitch
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they tried to backup geocities when the end came bit then all these people were suddenlyt drowning the servers with traffic that it hadn't seen for years and thre servers couldn't handle it so they kept crashing and Yahoo wouldn't push the deadline out so when the guillotine finally fell the recovery team had only saved 1 TB out of like 7 TB
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ramfraoughe moment....
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does anybody know what a ramfraough is
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Gece stem ram-fraugh
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I'm starting a thing from now on it's "mome" instead of moment its my thing i started
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penile splint
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a sort of dry kind of moisture
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tealeaves in the buttcrack mome
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squeeze those cheeks
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unchubbed
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pop some grapes with ur butt muscles
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pick an apple with ur browneye
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I love that lope!
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monkey man, a story about you being asked to leave a bar pls
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>>9615782
glute juice
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fresh from the taint tap
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cheek-squeezed wine and dickcheese
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I said no cheese
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pls just a little cheese
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i like SALTY FAT okay
there i said it
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at least she's honest
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i' had been handed my complimentary bowl and placed it firmly inside the bag but then some idiot came and spilled cereal all over it
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my next attempt went much better
the bag was more firmly seeld and tightly nit over every corner of the much classier ceramic bowl
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my friend had shown me his work in progress on bowl&bagging and i couldnt help but laugh
so many folds, not tightly nit at all
compared to my bowl&bag tekneek it was nothing
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next time he tried to impress me with a smaller bag
i had already moved on to burlap bags
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the bowl about to be placed inside the bag ...
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take one more step and you'll never see your clammies again
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diamonds on my wrist-watch
and
burnt embers on me bell-end
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bowl > bag
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'resta moi loooo oioi oiio oi ioio oiio ii i ii ife
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that picture makes me think of taking a shit
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run up done up spun up innit mate...
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We must strike down the monke infestation in its roots

Secret radio - only good monke is a dead monke


https://controlc.com/ad3ffb19
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>>9616292
not cliccen that viruse my mane.
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ok Google, turn off the light
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you think ur clever, but if you are so cleaver why are my balls on your chin?
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yeah they should be in my mouth instead let's fix that
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*glghghh glaghshdd gllssgsvaa*
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>>9616604
i don't get it why would the bird want to unsee that?
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less talking more gargling
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imma play tonsil hocky with ya hemerohhhidoddbdbdndbddnds
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>>9616822
dubs

also, less talking more introducing chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water because of the homosexual nature of this ITT
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hotdog flavored water is a reference to a place the band LimpBizkit ate while on tour the water they were served tasted like hotdog water from one of those street vendors
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chocolate starfish is of course a reference to the butthole
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Ur mom is a reference to mank kind tonguing ur anus
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its time to start brick doming
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its time to start smashing my cock in the fridge door
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foreskin glider :DDDDD
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why are highway department salt outposts shaped like giant boobs they even have the areola with the circle of dots around it at the top
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When I'm eating peanuts and one drops and randomly bounces somehwere out of sight, I literally cannot move on with my life until I have found that stray peanut.
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>>9616976
can you show an example of this because maybe its just a your country type of thing
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Please post examples of your nations salt outposts
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>>9617038
we don't have any
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>>9617008
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrbGN9IOAZ8
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>>9617046
Oh I thought you meant something different like roadside stores for if its gets icey
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In conclsuion, I don't know anything about salt outposts
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is it actually even for salt I just assumed it's for salt I couldn't find any pictures when I searched for it in Google images I had to use Google maps Streetview at this location I saw when I was running I ran 11.5 miles the other day and screenshotted it here
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the sidecurb weekend salt grab from the local salt outpost
fun in the summer
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monky hand me full bag full of salt then runs off giggling
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munhi brings "more salt" as you grab some and continue to hold the bag open for him to grab more while he runs off. You have it a good feeling about this arrangement.
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salt the earth
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i hum a little tune which makes the chimp giggle and he lets me have more salt. This arrangement is working out very well.
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lookin good feelin good
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aint gonna have no goiter here
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mornky charmer
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goiter anointer
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thank you for being my salter
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every day is like my birthday during morktide.
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sitting back in my hammock as soda fans me with a palm frond
listening to the distant screms of monkers being dashed against the rocks down at the shore
i discipline soda for letting my drink run dry
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Secret radio says every monke is also a pedophile

Secret radio - exterminate all pedophile/monkes with extreme prejudice

https://controlc.com/ad3ffb19
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chubnuts
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monkitude
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spreading salt in water to freshen up those clammies
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salted chubnuts
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the night before morktide the trickster had replaced all the pearls inside the clammies with pebbles.
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darn that trickster!
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selling bags of chubnuts roasted or raw out of the back of my car
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i buy
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that'll be tree fiddy
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got any of them glazed chubnuts?
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*points to sign* roasted or raw
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- Master Botch, what's on the agenda tomorrow? - asked Soda visibly confused
- Same as every day, my dear Soda - Master Botch replied - creating hostile work environments and trying to take over global jaffa cakes production
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what's better roasted or raw
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neither
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i buy the raw ones and then boil them myself
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time to go sexually harass my dry cleaner
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the trickster's was later revealed to be no other than [redacted]
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G
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being asked to leave the beach for unauthorized nut vending
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oogle
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the dead morks will fertilize the seabed and allow for new clammies to grow
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baby mank
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beautiful creature
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Is it just me or is the mental state of this board getting worse and worse?
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>>9617471
i think it's been pretty much the same for last 5 or so years
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i pooped in the ocean at the beach once because i had to go really bad and there was no bathroom the turd just kind of floated up next to me and then floated away down the beach really not my proudest moment
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>>9617486
idk man 2017-18 was different
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>>9617486
this board is permanently raided by who knows what board, for the fuck knows what reason or because shit no one cares about, that happened on some neckbeard streamer's fagscord

it's been like this since early 2020
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Being in the presence of someone with psychotic symptoms can bring on the same feelings in the other. It's called transference, a psychoanalytic term which defines the transfer of another's distorted frame of mind onto the person with whom he is interacting.

It is subtle. That person might start to feel like the schizophrenic person feels without realizing it. If psychotic you can start feeling spacey and disoriented. If you don't know what is happening you will think it's coming from yourself.
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>>9617498
ok explain how the mental state was any different lol.
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explain you're mums mental state
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stretching the anus of the mind
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I like worms
and I like girls
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welp it's sunday night,
time for ice cream and anal
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how do you get it all out of your ass I can't get it out anymore used to but now I feel like can't do anal again
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That's what the shower hose thing is for
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oh my mom did tell me I should buy a new shower hose she said my brother bought one and he liked it
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>>9616604
does she do porn
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how do I know if I did porn?
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chattin bollox mate...
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customer service telling porkies?
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https://youtu.be/n4pladZXQ4g banger....
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>>9616604
unsee juice more like boner juice
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gimme a lil sippa your boner juice if you please
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NEW GIRLBIMBO POOOOOAOOAOAOoAOOOST
winsor? a word on it, if u may?
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>>9618315
hey, you know, i love the ladies
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I REGERT NOTHING
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BOOBS
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catalog view for expired thread archive?
is possible?????
thanks bros......
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all heresay
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>>9618377
yeah, install the tampermonkey browser extension and then get the SCatView on github, and add it to tampermonkey.
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>>9618376
BOOBS
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>>9618439
*get the SCatView script on github
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technically you are not allowed to take the morks with you when you leave but they don't search your bags in the airport.
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BOOBS
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Baby Mank is crowning!
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>>9619085
*pushes him back in*
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nice tight warm fit
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cheeky temple monkye grabs womans breast
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>>9619177
that monkey has been reprimanded and was forced to attend a sexual harrassment training seminar he is a good monkey now he will not grab the boob
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i reprimand a lady and explain i need to fondle her breasts.
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>>9619179
it turns out this lady actually enjoys having strangers fondle her breasts, and you two make a mutually beneficial agreement togethre
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right now there is some Indonesian boy teaching his hotels morky mascot to go on panty raids
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>>9619185
i fully and truly believe this is actually happening right this moment
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what can you possibly steal from panties...
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>>9619192
no no no you steal the panties themselves from drawers and suitcases and such, these monkeys are very clever and agile and inconspicuous they will steak many panties for you
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Scientists have created hybrid monkey-human embryos. They say these creatures will have incresed potential for panty theft.

SOME people say this raises serious ethical questions, but no one likes those people.
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you don't want them to be too smart or they will keep the panties for themselves
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>>9619197
well, you can let them keep a few for themselves
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no!
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>>9619201
come on they're good monkeys they deserve it
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they will learn and then they will hide the best ones from you
they must be kept ignorant to the value of the treasures
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>>9619206
this is just how a healthy panty economy works
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panty raids are a zero sum game
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>>9619208
They're not a zero cum game that's for sure
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mate just wondering coz u always say u like to brush ur teef but like what koinda toofpaste u been usin? like coz my teef u see, theyve been paintful and look koinda yello u know wot i mean like? need me some of dat good stuff u kno wot im sayin haa
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>>9619212
dental care is a jewish scam
simple as
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The mokey in action
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A grizzled veteran with 27 confirmed panties
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgB1upc6b4g
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nintendo is like baby toys
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hey souples here's what i think about your favorite TV show
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>>9615044
unchecked dubs
nice dubs btw
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kari busters
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i am leaving
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>>9615788
nice duubas
>>9616033
yuo too
>>9616066
yummies
>>9616133
nicu
>>9616599
yooo
>>9616799
dubs check
>>9616822
dubdubdub
>>9616922
dubdbdbdb
>>9617044
but yiu have dubs
>>9617277
funi number
>>9618377
da dubs
>>9619177
indeed these are dubs
>>9619199
these too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqOPqoqgqWU
that one guy's face is all kinds of messed up. how does that happen?
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souple could you link a mega of your favorite painal dojuns thx
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this is the soda thread guys, not fucking /r/
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>>9619540
any tips for stylish ways to trim my pubic hair? (male)
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>>9619547
acquire scissors
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monkey mane the recipe for your favorite dish in the format of youtube cooking video with cute ukulele music playing in the background
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>>9619547
hitler moustache pubic hair
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I spent aboit 5 minute trying to make it WORK then gave up sory
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I don't have a ukelele
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you can get royalty free music online you don't need to produce it yourself.
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is there any music for royalty? that's what i need
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uh so I have to play the music while recording at the same time I can't do that with my phone have to use different devices to do both of those at the same time not gonna do a bunch of postproduction audio mixing
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fakeposter spotted. the real monke manke would have already uploaded the finished video to momqorom by now.
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he is a very productive man. just look at his work discipline when it comes to his authorship.
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what if I find an AM radio station that features a call in request music show, call to request a ukulele song, wait for it to play, then record myself saying the recipe while driving in the car as the song plays
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request this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Vyie1G0Mg
but just reciting a recipe doesn't count as making a cooking video. plus you are faker and not morkey mane anyway...............
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10 hours of royalty free ass huffing
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>>9619803
we got a funny monkey
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>>9619776
I did it
https://viewsync.net/watch?v=Qz3UHIukPnc&t=31&v=7qmt9rup6_I&t=0
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>>9619828
thanks for all your hard work
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what the hell am i doin here? i dont belong here
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the one and only thom yorke ladies and gentlemen
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>>9614549
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on [s4s].
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>>9620124
BOMBACLOT
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let me reintroduce you here. if you're just joining us my guest is Soda the monkey, the winner of three stickies including ``Shit meme''
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four stickies now
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ah yes sorry thanks for correcting
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four stickies?
what do you need three stickies for?
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for the discerning mank who really needs it to stick
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>>9620224
none of them actually posted by teh creator btw
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>>9614549
I wanted to do a critical analysis of one of the most underrated s4s memes, "Introducing" .
Why is it underrated? There is so much here to discuss, but let's go through the basics.

1. The Title:
The name of this meme is "Introducing" . This serves two purposes. On the surface, it suggests that the meme is being presented as something new.
The second purpose of the title is meta. Because the title of the meme itself is "Introducing", we are constantly subjected to an introduction every time it is posted. Yet with repetition, we are left wondering, "Have we been introduced yet? What is this asshole waiting for? Is THIS the meme that is being introduced?" But the meta part here is that the title is a satire of the way in which people present their new memes. It is as if, by saying that we "introduce" memes, we are thus showing them off, or something along those lines. But memes are special because of their repetition, and no one really remembers where they begin. Something memorable doesn't need a fancy introduction, it merely needs to be served straight up, over and over again like we're dogs waiting for our lamb and beef. The "Introducing" meme makes this point clear, while also poking fun at the people who think good memes need introduction.

2: The Image
Once again, there is a dual purpose here. Yes, it is a monkey who appears to be saying "introducing" as we might read from the shape of his/her lips.
However, there is also some doubt as to whether or not this is really the case. Monkeys cannot talk. So is the monkey the meme? Is someone introducing the monkey, rather than it being the monkey introducing someone/thing else? There is no clear answer here.

3. The Message
Ultimately, the message is unclear. And Introducing proves that this is just AOk. It proves that meme-making is at its heart a simple endeavor, and we should all just have fun with it, rather than try to create the next big thing.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>9620294
BUUUUUHH????????
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>>9620294
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf6PH4OWdmc
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>>9620299
GET THE FUCK UP!
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>>9620299
does everybody in fact know this song as Fred Durst claims? i know the lyrics to an embarrassing number of Limpbizkit songs but not that one
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fred durst is a chad
https://youtu.be/O7pGeQEKVMI?t=138
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>>9620305
yeah same, i actually forgot about that song though so no he's a liar and that's why he was on a two-part episode of House MD
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House MD sounds like a jake foke show like if someone told me House MD was the name of a show I would laugh at them
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>>9620307
they were fucking awesome when i saw them live
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do you remember live music Chuck Berry was still doing monthly live shows on Blueberry Hill in 2009 but I didn't make it to one
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>>9620313
House, Maryland
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who the hell is jake foke
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i'm a crêpe
i'm a gremo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgkJnSS3uDg
resta my life with these fucking monkeys
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rest of my lancaster virginia with these monkakeru dilplatious pobellum shamp gillap
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Camp Slartian, now with an abillate, torn in two, paaaabst
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Hey Scroner, get a lap off that dill lip
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finna get vaxxxed
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aight you racist monkey time ta croak bye bitch
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fuck gibbons
they Blooooow
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teaching morqs how to pack a lippa skoal
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big dippin
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"This is very pointless."
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long point extends from the distance
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welcome to the chunder zone
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morktuberfest
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"IDUUERIOEPD"ER"UDERRRRR IVE SEEN THE THING
~attaches image
"OH AND IVE SEEN THE THING DUERERR"
said it twice dipshit
eyyo dipshit
said it twice dumbass
lil nerfous stemping to me??
lil nervous it seemes? ?? ??
"OH IVE SEEN THE IMAGE WAS POSTED IN MONKEY
"BET U DIDNT EXPECT I SAW THE IMAGE
"POSTED IN MONKEY
"BY YOU
"EXPLICITLY FOR MONKEY
"this ONE OFF MONKEY MEME
discokAHHA H*%@@
!!!!!!!!Discpliplne talk to me bout discipline when yr exportin yr ever growin mailin list every weekend
stupid fHAH* %*HH*A @ Haha stupid FUCK
stupid FUCK
i wouldnt even post anything remotely approaching INSPO in the thread bitch
and this guy think he has!!!! a reference!!! HAHHAHAA NICE revernce
nice reference idiot
shellbags, idiot
eyyo idiot:
shellbags. bitch
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what souples thinks he is:
cool blaqq.jpg

what souples really is:
le happy merchant.jpg
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inspo bitch.
shellbags bitch.
~inspo & shellbags vanity cards appear as monkey begins to sunset
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souples is friendly
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just some chill posting in the mank thread with my pal spoplese
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what whacky hijinks will those monkeys get up to this time
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yeah. yeah that was actually.
another thing i was gna maybe sqeez in there but didnt
i was gna be like

`
uhm HELOOWWWW im actually jewish bitch ha
did u forget i was ??? jewish?
so i sorta......
do everything betta than ya dumb ass ?
aite jusmakinsure
'

typevibert
that type of vibert,per se.
nah
but haha nah
no need to sage cause monkey gone to heaven :)) BIEIIEIIEIIEIIEIIETCH
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great now there are two new monkgude threads
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you don't need a piano player with a player piano (ask me where it's from)
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letudae do monk
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>>9620787
now there's three!!!!!!!!!1
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goodbye monky
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eyyo
eyyo soda.
hey.
hey soda.... eyoo..
SODA....................
SO - DA
~he finally turns around~~


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