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Mankmaking is serious business.
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>>9796833
Serious business? Even now he's smoking some drugs instead of doing work!
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>>9796841
True! We ought to return to the good old official™ Penismank thread which is available in the catalogue RIGHT NOW!
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lol so funny when i say thing and everyone goes nigger mode
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>>9796905
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So by your own rabid ravings, I pronounce thee wrong!

/throws salt rocks
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throwing my hat in the ring with tenured professor total class act soda monkey brand kitte !
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feckin serious lads
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Serious as cancer
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>>9796956
ngger mod
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>>>/wsg/4038342
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im ALONE up in this BEE - YOTCH . . . .
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Left alone in a room with the monkey professor..
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>>9797654
*motions towards my dick*
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integral yoga teaches that humans are not the final form of evolution and you can reach higher forms through meditation so when this woman was helping build a monument to the founder of integral yoga and she fell off and broke her back got paralyzed from the waist down the whole community told her to just meditate to evolve herself into a walking person
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'stime ta die, retard....
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yeah eventually her partner got sick and died so she ate some poison to go join him in the afterlife
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'stime ta die, dirtbag
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>>9797710
Those types believe in reincarnation, I call bunk
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....it's time to die :)
~g man 'time to choose' line, the 2nd time he says it, soundin like a polite hispanic maid typevibe
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>>9797742
*smacks you with a rolled up newspaper*
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The last good version of mank was it's gonna be may where the old guard gave us a little bit of fun for their last hurrah, now we’re stuck with the sponge cake of monkeys, safe, boring, expensive
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I call bunkum. Bunkum I say!
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Cool thread bro! You’re really bringing something new to the table. You should make another one! Follwed and subscribed.
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yoooooo they got nik-nax? yo i love these nik-naxs bro. gotta have me some nik-nax
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nice n spicy
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Meatflap Marbling
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Shady croblets
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The fat idoit monchy
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Crumbular Rarpsnarts
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Milk of Manknesia
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>>9797915
. . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . .. . .. . YOURE EXTREMELY OVERWE E. E E E E. E E EIGHT MROAOAOOAOAU ~souptoss
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monkey mane ? u are ? like 6'4" or something? as well? correct? speak on this a bit, if u may. . . .
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Not monkey mane mane
Sorry to disappoint
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>>9796833
Finally! Someone that I can get around!
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Just what is the true volume of the monkey mane?
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>>9797963
4 Beths
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>>9797971
In a trench coat; stacked in a 2x2.
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*turd splash sfx*
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du yu liek MUDKIPZZ
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monkey man is writing his book on the neck folds of his fat hammy head (there's so many folds u can flick through them like paper)
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he's probably writing it on the inside of used diapers
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Wordpost mane isnot gonnabe happy with this thread
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We need reddit meme poster to save the thread!
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the chubbening has begun . . .
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greensleeves
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past experiences with chubs have proven to be some of the best
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joey gats married a chubmunk
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detached firstcoucher, banned
DON U mocking her
fourstchouche BCIHE
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'got another firstcoucher on our hands, guys.

psh, ha. ch'yeh. 'slike. 'slike when i pop in its almost like when 1 of 3 frens leaves room and other 2 are awks. and then when that person returns its like aite haha whew we're back to the happiness and safe cozy zone they will guide me thru this : )
thats like me,
thats kinda my "ZONE" when i pop into the mank. honestly.........................
n'hah'ha'hah'haaaaaa jus spitballin nothin set in stone nothin bein declared or claimed , total zenmode indifference on my part, . 'ah'hah'hand aytch thray by my side, whole time saw it all, aske m
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I was lookin to buy a new sofa and I was a bit surprised at how much they cost
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chubmank
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>>9798128
fuck you
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>>9798158
chubs?
chuuub?
Chuu-b?
TwoBEE?
YORHA CHUUBEE?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Monstrumologist....
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>>9798159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC5pZuhq1Gk
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Some people have noses where you can see into their nostrils from a frontal view...rather than having standard under-nostrils. I don't like this.
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>>9798180
TOOTSIE!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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my man seuss bout to catch a federal charge (but ya didnt hear that from me!)
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>>9798200
i wouldn't do that, police are very nice to me for a reason!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Hasidic Rabbi TEACHES Intimacy!!!!!!!!!! ~boing!~
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>>9796833
facjubg lav this mounkaaaay mraoou kisyaoou
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>>9798205
o im talking federal big boy. not your local rent-a-cop.
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>>9798260
i sure hope so, we need a new elocution for mank

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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fUCKING SAAAAAAAAAGE im fAcking rAnning awAy from mAy pAAAAAAAAAAst mRAOOU eddAAy nAOOou, scrambled eeEEEEGG PEEPEE
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I cry when monchers deserve to die
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muonkAY MAOAOOAOAUYNE NBRAOOUOGHE
mokney maayne be my fraaand mraoou ~forced hand-hold~, peek a boo paradaaOOUGHHMMEE
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>scrambled egg peepee
???
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???
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>>9798498
dangly scrambled egg donger
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get away monkey get awawwwyyyyyy
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What kind of shoe lace-up do you guys prefer?
For me its the bar lace.
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Wrong mank everyone. Head over to the Penis Mank please.
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>>9798520
>he doesn't use any and all available mank threads
ngmi
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>>9798521
Hot as fuck
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Just blame the mythical spiteposter
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Borne from myth, he who posts under the pretenses of SPITE is long-rumored to be none other than the legendary and miniscule GREMO the fantastical scammaker himself.
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>>9798547
#relatablememes
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My willy is a bit parched *slurps up some soup from the pecker*
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hm?
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I said, my willy is a bit parched.
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"they're sellin' soap, man!"
all the freakin CHUDS were like "bh'hah'hah'hah'haaased biden, stonetoss was rite!"
but like...
he's just saying that their advertising reflects the changing demographics....
dudes....
he's not like "ON YOUR SIDE" implying they're "PUSHING AN AGENDA"
he's just sayin it represents the full pie charte of the target demographic!
silly chuds!!!!!!
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Racists in my mank thread? *tut-tuts at you*
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joe biden is selling soap??
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endtroducing...
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It's another one of those Coach moments
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mRAOOOU mAounkAAy
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>>9796833
well do you want to call me dumb still?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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full monkey menorah with candlewax head and fingers. foreverially burning melting and basking in the melty feelings, constant dripping, candle-wax re-cast in shape of monkey head, to be melted once again each night of the holy season, monkey shreiking in pleasure at sensation of burny melty head and fingers, completely waxified thru & thru & loving it
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>>9798702
HORY SHIE!
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mankee might croak this fine morneen :]]]
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sooo gentley coconut drink rest upponna monkey pawe . . .
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lets drink coffee and be really cold and get onset anxiety from da reefer
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coconut drAOOAUOU AOUA UOUO AOUANKe lovyAOOAOOAOAOu
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Hey sparkles! How you doing today bro? Oh- and fyi - no need to be "sus" - just being friendly :)
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>>9798774
le white monkey
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>>9798782
>>>/b/
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>>9798905
hello caow hear me?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPXSAEHEvqw
winsor..............
winsor just take a listen man.......
i think u will really turn around on these guys and start to appreciate dude :)
fuck yea man thanks : ) ~a-snappa
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winsor couple monkies ago seemed like maybe u were ready to open back up to mank ? and all the mangoes maybe open up wots on ur chest and let it FLY like olden time!? with capital words spread about ur post real passionate type vibes?! winsor pls...... u zombie...... be born again, my friend . . . . wontcha sign in, stranger? ~qitar
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Fuckin hate you winsaoughre dude. Like . . . Fuck you dude.
*flippem off*
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my idea of fun
high on crack n toting a machine gun
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>>9798931
sounds like a blast
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explanation of the underweather paradigm?
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>>9798939
you stand under weather and you become a pair of dimes
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>>9798939
dude it was explaiend twice shut up!!!!!
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>>>/mu/104877811
FUCKING CRINGE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
FUCKING CRIIIIIIIIIIINGE FAGG OO OO O AOLO AOOOA O OAOAOO AO AOOTFUF KCDY GF JKFKUACKOAUROA URUOAGHE

RE"ENRGH:D:LUEDURER"
"RE WATCHE MY BLUE RAY" " ?: : ) ) )

"YEP ANOTHER HOUR GONE :)))))))) POPPPED IN THE BLU RAY HEHE : ) ) ) ""

PIECE OF SHI II I II II II II IT
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"SIMPLY GOIOD"?>FG THKG n AH*H%H@H* H* %H*H* %@H*%H@*
ITS SIMPLY GOODO FOLKS
EITESDYH ITS SIMPLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! : )
PIECIOPECFHFISHIII I II II IT

"BOOKISHJ"DUERERR

"BOOK - ISH " FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERMMM ERRM EH'HEHERM

FUCK YK OYOO OO OO O OO OUj
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>>9798954
Nah you explained the "peek a boo" paradigm but not the "Underweather paradigm". Storytime :)))
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what movie was winston watching
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being sick ,UGHnb
UGHGFN
basicly when ur sick all else falls to the wayside, to varying degrees, but even in mild ill health, this effect is apparent, and so in any ill health, such a thing is to hgappen, one of the four noble truthes of life, is to suffer, so u will suffer and u will contemplate more deeply the ramifications of ur spitepost type behaviour, in this state of suffering, and perhaps even be sickened & regretful of ur offalness, so watch ur mouth and respect ppl, wos my poijnte i think, + also, thers a certain magic to convalescence.. much like being up at a odd early hour & starting to 'thingk bout life', even like mushrooms a lil, something perspective-shifting about it, overall, as well, as a separate phenomenon, stemming from same paradigm, i have noticed. undaweatha thank u .
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my :"'jhdUER "MY BLU-RAY OF IT"

"MY BLU RAY OF IT"

. ,. , ,,/h,.mnbm ..,g.,h.,gf.,,v b.. .,. ,


BABYBRAAA A A A A A A A A A II I II I I II I INNNS
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blu ray of what?
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idk u scroll that piece o shit i just scrolled til i saw a SHITPILE
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Windsor here, fuck you sparkles
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OK it was shawshamk redemption..
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>>9798968
Who's That Girl
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Monkey might be "croaking" (dying) this fine evening!
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>It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

Well, that takes care of the weather, and before meteorologists start hunting through their almanacks for the date of this monumental tempest, we shall tell them that it befell on a certain February 2—but make no mention of the year, save that it was sometime between the foundation of Kiev University and the discovery of Spitzbergen, and they can make what they will of that, my masters. Why such reticence? Because the moment a romantic story-teller starts committing himself to actual years, and similar pretensions to strict historical fact, his character is gone, being at the mercy of nit-picking critics who will take gloating delight in pointing out (for example) that Attila the Hun couldn’t possibly have studied Monteverdi’s second madrigal book, because it hadn’t been published in his day, see? Nor were pretzels available in the ’45 Rebellion. Out upon them, pedants.
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Another reason is that many of the principal characters in our little moral social fantasy wouldn’t have known what year it was anyway, they being carefree primitives chiefly concerned with sheer survival, clobbering their neighbours, armed robbery, animal (other people’s animals) husbandry, protection racketeering, arson, kidnapping, irregular warfare, and general mischief, all of which, being natural poets, they described as “shifting for a living.” Now and then they pondered about which religion they ought to belong to, inevitably deciding that on the whole they’d let the hereafter take care of itself, thus freeing themselves for any amount of boozing, guzzling, dicing, hunting, racing, and swiving, this last being a popular pastime of the period, and still carried on today under a variety of names.
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a fine colloquialism concocted by those inventive mankgoers
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wots a animy to make me realy "FEEL" again.......
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Mr Report of the Week dude you there?
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>>9798999
it's not your fault
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>>9798999 (very nice trips)
somali and the forest spirit
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>>9798984
great movie
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>>9799029
this is mank
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>>9799019
cute eh
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>>9799039
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well thats embarrassing
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cream krew
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What do we know about the binbag mane
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>>9799054
He possesses the bag for a bin.
Or he has a lot of beanbags.
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d'y'all go for the tie handle binbags or nah?
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Yeah typically go for the tie handle ones, i don't go for the reinforced ones with the weird grid molded into them.
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Good to know *makes note in binbag data file*
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dish dat hot dos
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creme-soda t. monkey
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Mosey on down to the mank, post a lil chubnin
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met the chubbers
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4d cock suck
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using excel as a two dimensional database but all these workarounds to try to make it 4 D
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digital donger download
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>>9799128
excell works better if you use an iterative sphere topography with linked constellations.
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defeat your foes in combat and then dominate them with lesbian sex
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battle of the boomers
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>>9799150
is this the guy thats always by your side?
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shitty midi keyboard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzjLepoaaY0
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shittty midi keyboard
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Aytch thray will NEVER be by that bozo's side.
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Didn't really pay much attention before but...is that fat jew? H3 is a fat jew?
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shitty midi keyboard
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>>9799175

I suspect that you are a frequent traveller on the brown line
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>>9799183
,m./gfhn,m.mgef.,m<RBRHOUAOOAOUOUA


if "MY LEFT LEANING F-KEY" yields a result in the fuckin archive i ii i ii i im just gonna str8 up retire from mank forever to be honest .........
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winsor verse me , beamng drive, industrial site, at the port. waiting
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Hi! Manky Taylor here introducing the Mango Archive! Listen to your favourite posts spoken through Microsoft Sam! Make a playlist for yourself or friends!
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Hyped for the summer playlist yo
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That reminds of a thing that happened today. An amazon man deliverd a new fan today, and he said "I'm starting to hate customers", and I said "whys that mate", and he said "thats the 9th fan I 've delivered this week, and I'm sat in a hot sweaty van, its like you're mocking me" and then I said "ok thanks bye" and shut the door. He had a mustache and glasses.
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>>9799210
Can I get Mank on Audible
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Souples worships a fat washed-up jew youtuber
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shitty midi keyboard
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Cool, can I have a quote?
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My willy is stoked to get wanked off tonight
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sparkles cant help but post his eddy love but then immediate regret and panic
"they mustn't know it's me, but what can I do, my style is clear to all"
But then, inspiration:
"...a lie I shall weave! Two posters of the same style, but of different character. Me, Sparkles, a poster of the highest order, and, in contrast, the lowest of the low: the Eddy poster. I will seem a God to these mankgoers while living as a devil. It's too perfect."
But the lies can't go on forever.
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dontfuckign use that word ,, SAAAAAGE
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Which word reviewbrah?
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I'm all the way down now. I can see all the way to the bottom. Would you like to see what I see? They said there were two fathers, one above, one below. They lied. There was only ever the Devil. When you look up from the bottom, it was just his reflection, laughing back down at you.
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>>9799260
consepts like "god" are no match for a black hole
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>>9799260
bannemd
>>9799267
bannmed
'BBANNBED
BANNED
B ANBNAFE
~stompfooted angry monky slapping u & wotnot ~ ~ !
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shitty midi keyboard
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get the tranq he be wildin
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i Knewwwwww id get my eddy bacc
im delet every stupit Ho! just for eddy :]
Sooooooo thankful for my eddy
so Fucking perfect
that TONGUE
Supple blacc boii tongue
maoooooore
new more lewd
more new lewd eddy
total slut.............
Hott !!
HOT!! he's a god
seaaaaa, sex & suuun
total ho ugh
Stop ho'ing eddy
OMG They KIss kiss Kiss kiss Kiss kiss
HEH............ YEA? YEA u lich idea of Eddy Loochem all over 4 u
Y-YEAH :]
eddy is.........--- eddy is o.k.
super Blacc boii
I want To kiss eddy opem mouth
so perfenc so short petite hot ass man
So short but so hot
eddys Head in my Crotch!!
Now now Now now Naaaow
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>>9799274
you will never find the attic
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>>9799351
Is this really what sparples posted?
Or is this fanfic?
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>>9799384
it's real
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this whitelet out here and his gundyr's halberd
fucked up asshole
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>>9799385
Link the archive pls
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you post on 4chan?
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>>9799388
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/5978334/#5985652
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SIDE CREAM
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>>9799387
so ?
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>>9799392
shady business, secret piccies, secret emials???
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eddaaay punchyaoou
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eddAAAAAAAy facking PANCHYAOOAOOAOU HAYTYAOOAUUUUUU
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dont care bout stupit black kid!
dot care L: )
dont cate bithc : )
dont care btich :) dont care :)
>>9799351
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKe
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>>9799409
Whaere were you on the night of Saturday the 4th of November, 2017? Do you have alibi?
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>>9799416
.....
aite SAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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>>9799417
no stop
>>9799416
yep: :)))))))
idk ? wat dat
idk thats nothing ~crumple
basicly i never said nothin bout a stupit black kid except that i wanted him to go away.
pimpledick's subplot, not mine.
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>>9799421
So who made that post there >>9799392
HMMmmMMMmMMMMMMMMM?
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>>9799421
Pimpple dick?
all of you have fucked up weird looking dicks you need to be more specific
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monkey meme e-zine : )
taking submissions for introducing soda-tard plaintext old school e-zine !
http://web.textfiles.com/ezines/ , typevibe!
~~~~~~~~'boing !'
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>>9799429
some asshole derailing, typical winsor derailment, yawn, 4real, shitty yawn soda-starin-at-a-fuckin-donger--havin'-come-from , tpye dude, meaning u came from there or made that thread, or associate with the ppl in it, .
'chmeans ya suck.
'means ya suck dude.
banned
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>>9799437
It's a very specific and familiar Style of shitpile....can you explain this???????

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
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it,,,,,,,,,,UU UU U UU GH winsor FUCK YO O O OO UYHTJYONGFREJFRGHTORGEFFor this SSHIIIIIIT , but —————————
it is a very, technically convincing, on-point, & probably meticulously piled shitpile, like samwich with phat toothepick in it, taking bits & pieces and adapting several of them, it would seem. 'sdefinitely a tuff one, some real hatred behind that i think, & i would think it was winsor, when all said & done probly 70% sure is winsor. so, screw him. just cooking up some convincing fakes throwing shite at the wall, ...
winsaouu dont like yaoou
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everything that paints you in a negative light just so happens to be a meticulously crafted fakepost

isn't that convenient?
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why has the entire internet become people accusing each other of being pedos?
any website, any community, all i hear is so and so is a paedo.
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>>9799416
2017.. home... before i got blacked
tbh i don't have a wish to receive but i would redo nostalgia if o could
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>>9799444
Pls post your sisters shitcutter, thx
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>>9799446
Are YOUU a pedoooo??
HMHmMhmmh\mMHmMhmMHMHMMMMM???????
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>>9796833
how the fAck did you mAyk thAAAs mrAOAOOAOu lOVHAAAm
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>>9799459
a computah
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>>9796833
lovyaoooooo OO OO~ OO~OO ~OO~ U KISYAOOOU
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look at my meat!
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>>9799463
I will tell you, I was trying to make a verson of pic related, but it went wrong...
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Is it true that monkeyman is spending a month in the county jail?
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i've only ever been in a romantic relationship once back in early 2013 when i was roleplaying as naruto on youtube
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>>9799475
Were you the 12 year old? or was it the person you were talking to? naruto ERP always involves a 12 year old.
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stop tLAKING ABOTU THAT KINDA SHI I I II IT, FUCKI SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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>>9799492
Did ballpit kid do anything funny at cpac?
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>>9799497
the ball pit girl
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>>9799498
ooooooooooooooh
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grimuaoooaoaughre mounkaaay
lillypadded zenlike total monkey master.....
monkey mane, new layers of your monkey meme are being relevaed to me, like leafes of a rose, more and new deeper layers, a guidebook to perfect zenmode status.. time has proven u well, monkey mane... time proven u well dude... ~clanke
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04515
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>says "maybe"
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soda gakkai train termanal bearly seans out a pallet of sugar packet nowadays.... windows vined over & cloudied, cracked & shattered rusty storehouse, even the train tracks' buffer stops sold for scrap...............
and so whot of soda gakkai corporation, after all those years? ........as advertised in mank star back catalogues, coupon construction paper cutouts & stapel-ins confirmed , for sugarcube bowlbag discounts.... ??? as for the bowls? lost in transit isnt an answr we're wil.ling to accept any longer. conclude the mank star soda gakkai train termanal connection it mustbe conculuded
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,. ,. .. . ,. ,. .., .., what the FUCKING FUCK WAS SODA GAKKAII I II II WHAT IS THIS SHIII I II T


[Video surveillance footage of a Soda Gakkai member consuming numerous bananas all in a row]

WHAT IS THAT SHIT

[Video (in Japanese) of a recent meeting of the Japanese church in Singapore, which was attended by the leader of the Soda Gakkai. He claims sugar does not naturally have an effect on human health. A lot of the church members seem to believe him.]

what the FUCK IS THAT SHIT


[Video of Soda Gakkai International, a Japanese church founded in 1895 by founder Masaaki Nakamura, teaching monkeys how to eat sugar.]
W

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

pSYCOH SHIT
PSYHIOJTAUROUOARGHE SODA GAKKAOOAOAOAOUYEI
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Soda the Japanese mass murderer
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is it true that bannaanaananana are good
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>>9799574
slowly drifting down the halllll
faster thannn a can an bowlll
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meeky meiko mankey
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ooo .!! meeky maikey meiko moouncheY!!! baunchey mau-*i get my head kicked in by 7 guys for talking like a fucking idiot*
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moonchy babboonchy
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your friends are the kind of friends who would actively order hot dogs on pizza day
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my balls clock in at 5 cums a year
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Gilbert Merkrank
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penis music video
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My willy curls up in a ball not unlike a woodlouse when the weather is cold
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manky maaaaaank . . . burnin out his fuse up here alone . . .
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>>9799638
~~~shreiks & hollers @ this @ varying degrees of surprise & shock for like 5 minutes
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Your honour, my client appears to be a mank *growlscream*
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craving for the taste of dementia
flute boy's gonna learn the greatshield glitch
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monnkey mame last nite ur monkey meme revealed itself to me, trenchcoat wide open, donger flapping in the wind, the whole nine, mate. member when q 'flashed' a little g*rl in the park but he was wearing a shirt that said something on it ??? rather than his naked front w/ donger flapping in wind, as one might expect? and the mom was horrified but then she saw he was wearing a shirt????? looooooool.. RISKY wtf!!!!!!
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>>9800032
Fucking nonce
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h'heh.... the companies often laugh at Bags..
but now ?????? i laugh at all of them : ]
! waikiki beach 40% off round trip flights BIG BIG BIG savings !
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winsor are u still splooging on things in ur room and maybe if ther is a recent video can we see?!? ~schyoioioiiiing
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jk winsor im freaking repulsed by all ur bullshite mate. bunch o BULLSHITE mate. maybe a piccy of outside tropical cranes or sexy pom trees ?!????? :) lucky bastert dirt bag . . .
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things of STUU U UU U UU UFF

THINGS OF STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF MRAOOAOOAOOOU
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(weiner mank might croak this fine morneen!
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shut up chud
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Penis mank is doing just fine buddy
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so many JUNK ppl in mank bros ....... : (
mank aint it, bros.....................................
in Search of the Perfect Discord Serber.......
waikiki beache meeetup VOIBER ! ~boine
goiber the bear mane . . . .
GOIBER the SILLY BEAR MECHIN MANE
MECHA MONKEY POSTER PATIENT ZERO MAOAOAOYNE ~parpe
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Drop discord and we can get it started
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winsor can u plssss reinstate #penis-scab & invite the mangoes dude?
thanks dude......
dude im feeling alone in the world dude
i didnt think id have to deal with this shite dude
winsor
winsor
winsor
pls maybe lets pitch in for a condo in waikiki winsor
let's blow this popstickle stand, winsor.....
please winsor
fly with me , winsor . . .
take my hand winsor . . . .
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>>9800163
no
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yeaaaaa fuck u winsor
yeaaaaaaaaa i dont think anyone wantsa hafta deal with your amazing-atheist lookinass ass, winsor
winsor?? was a joke dude, ur total junk fuck u
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>>9800166
i'm not winsor i just hate discord
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https://unlistedvideos.com
'last day 'fore a lotta these bad boeys go poof . . .
find us some gems, winsor . . . . . . .
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once u have gained access with captcha...
https://unlistedvideos.com/videos.php?vnlt=660345
replace last number with any lower number ^^^ !~boing
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~schyoioioioiiiiing (weiner stiffening
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ag0jCOcAMk&t=11055
WOOH . . . gotem ~!
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i am constantly curating series of cascading pixel - hues & air pressure fluctuations to keep me from feeling alone in this world........ so far so good . . . .
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ikr
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The windsor/winston paradigm
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sodapipe vs weinermank (aka the real mank) paradigm
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hmm-mmh, just know what this about —— palm trees, oceans, fresh air, that could break your heart . . . ~deartroppe
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I will never mankget you. Aytch three will always be by my side. From the day that i met you. I knew that I would chub you til the day you croak.
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hearts upon hearts upon hearts upon hearts with a candle
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mraoughre, winsaoughre im sorrraaayyy ~forced hand hold
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MOQUE as usual . . . ~comveyor belts start bacc up every1 @attn~
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this is not the real mank
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>>9800236
>he thinks there's a real mank
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on mank there grows many things, such as bulbous phlegm captors
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCdKBHdPz30
Eh'heh'he'h'eh'eh'he'h'heyyyyyyyyyyy
ohhhhh winsor when u hear this one ur booty going to get shaking!!!
and your body going to get GROOVING!!!!!
and u will KNOW that steely dan is a epic band after all !!
u may even recognize this epic tune!!!!
take a listen and rejoice winrod!!!!!!!
hahah thank u dude :]

(ask what he means by fez
(and then ask about the band name
(they're both donger related...........
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nonsense
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sounds like somebody needs to change their diapy wiepies
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Man, the other thread is absolutely popping off right now. A sight to behold.
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>>9800176
red moon is caused by ssame effect as sunsets - light is edging through the earths atmosphere casting a red hue hue on to the moon
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A momen to rember..the mankonauts we lost on the way...
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cast...........
CAST?????
CAST??????? ~monky destroy high-end kitchen within minutes
yeh
, neh , yeh.
just kinda, picked a random moment.
but it doesnt actually CAST it onto the moon, rite? . . .
its .....
its our 'lens', that creates the hue.
he lens of our atmosphere creates it
the moon doesnt actually change appearance if u are not beloe atmosphere
...........rite?
yeh
yeah nah i guess that was assumed
yeh i think everyone udnerstands this
'sjust a little odd to say it CASTS something ONTO the moon cos that not wot happening
ah'hah'haite thanks . . . ~bacpat
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>>9800306
Yeah ok like cast a shadow?? but it s not a shadow it's like filtered light so yeah i dunno, but it doesnt prove shit what that guy is saying anyway, what the fuck does "the temperature of the light " being colder than the shadow even mean
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haaaa , ya , it was a particularly strange "proof", think thats why i picked it. goys propa mental , mate . . .
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Sparkles, in your professional opinion, what are the key ways in which mank threads have changed over the past few years?
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he does make an interesting point , & curiously enough wasnt about flat earth , & ive heard a Serious Man mention it before too , in reference to companies that insure beachside condos at locations that will supposedly be underwater within a decade , and how that's not reflected , monetarily , at all , there is nothing factored into those rates, that assumes some sea-level-rising doomsday type situation, so wot does it tell u, when these JEWS, dont even bother with monetary contingency for their own TALMUDIC LIE of climate change? ........typevibe
>>9800312
....................not very much man.
shit man when i think about it, not much at all.
not the fuck much at all , man , ha.
. . . ~cig................................
~~ outside condo awning....... '
~lil rain last nite. . . . .
but its fitting to be a nother amazing day ...
such is life in waikiki . . . beache . .. . .. .. . .. .. .. .. . .. ..damnm......... i need to feel again broems,...........
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Interesting. *Adds post to the dossier*
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Presumably you would still see the shadow and the red of an eclipse even if you were in space, if you were lookn the right angle,. The earth is blockng the light from sun so there would eb a shadpw cast on moon that you could see if were right up there

Anyway I think Nasa is lying about some shit but not about the earth being flat. Tehat video of the guys in the iSS doing zero-G spins where it looks like there suaspended on wires makes me Hmmmm

The dumbest shit i saw was people showing videos of cameras on home-made rockets - obviously when they run out of fuel, they stop getting proppelled upwards as fast, and on the video it looks like they come to a halt because of how high they are - they still gonig up a little bit from momentum but you cant really see it because the background earth a long way off. So then they say - look this rocket hit a solid dome this proofs there is no space
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*slurps up a bowl of soup with my pecker*
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>>9800319
>>9800319
>>9800320
>>9800320
>>9800320
SAMEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
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>>9800322
I have never slurped soup with my pecker!
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>>9800325
this isnt condo awning vibe dude.
seriosuly low class idiot
you're like the one-off autistic kid we high end condo valet REAL man types see walk into the 'otel now & then. literally ds in hand type JUNK vibe. JUNK SOUL vibe. and then we continue high end valet chat out fromt, total classy gentleman on our way ups viber. waikiki valet type paradigm comminup bitch enjoy ds dont vorget charger bitch
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nothing wrong with a trusty nintendo DS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbAbjcIDVuo&t=666
'rest.mm~smiffl
restam y life doggs...
take me......... waikikiki . . . . . . ..
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>>9800319
This the rocket video..

https://youtu.be/Zo-M7eqtX6c?t=62
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When is the mankgoer holiday to Hawaii
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You know whats kinda sus though is all the flat eart shit comes with a dislaimer from wikipedia.."this is an archaic model of the earth, blah blah", ok thanks for letting me know guys...thanks for telling me what to think....
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no we have to keep ridiculing each other
naaaaaaah i thin k we're gonna end up just shitting on each other forever till only everyone like us gets banned from isp's :]

not me tho
total new age 'otel awning waikiki valet paradigm

*& destiny says ppl like him should b deplatfoirmed, in that debate, & another guy gets gayly angry, at him for a couple min, for it. classic content...but yea its a total information war, u used to be able to idly wonder about those things online but its kinda turning into game over for that tpye o shite , ppls attitudes have rly soured towards anything alternative like that, in terms of letting the propagators,....like, live, basically. 'skinda game over. ah'hah'haite stay save...
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official mankgoer position: earth is flat
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Geneisis int he bible mentions a firmament over the earth, a dome ..a bowl if you will.
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Globeheads are frankly just stupid
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>>9800335
I'm probaly not allowed to travel anymore, I dont have my V*X

One word on that note.. I know its forbidden topic but anyway...there was a story on the BBC of some epic brave people who trekked far into the depths of Indian jungle to vaccinate remote people with no access to the outside world....

WHY

Why the FUCK was that necessary...they are completely isolated, to the pont that it took an epic journey to get to them in the first place..they wouldn't even know what the fuck the problem was if you didn't show up....
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wonna proppa knock this tosspots blocka off, mates.......
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>>9800352
The monkeys..they knew all along..the sacred bowl of the firmament, held safe in the bag of Gods embrace...
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MEN ARE WORSE FOR CLIMATE THEN WOMEN BECAUSE THEY LOVE MEAT AND CARS....NEW STUDY DHOWS MEN ARE SCUM AND SHOULD PROBABLY BE KILLED, IN PARTICULAR WHITE MEN NO DOUBT
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>>9800359
We can wait for you bro, i need to get mine done too before we go
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you are going to be waiting for a long time
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The vaxxine turns free-thinking mankgoers into globe-worshipping gremos
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"The idea that the Democrats or the Biden is hiding people and sucking the blood of children, no I’m serious, that’s the — Now you may not like me and that’s your right..”

THE BIDEN
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WindsaAAAOUGHRE just add me on the f'ckin cord dude. . . #penis_scab was my whole life bro . . . lookin' to u, windsock ~cigflicc~
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Sometimes I wish I could just hug a monkey..just never gonna hug a monkey...
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winston's - hooded
monkey man's - a bit fat
sparkles' - full of smegma
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Yomoke's Catfish
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Hooded figure seen leaving the building
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female to male trans "people" struggle to live as a man? Get treated worse than when they were women? Get ignored? Treated with hostility? Rejected? Expected to be able to cope and deal with things? Expected to actually show results and perform? Don't like it how society treats men compared to being a women?
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Many such cases....

the tomboy... gone
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Male privelege... gone
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I was out for a jog this morning and saw a burning paper bag on your front porch. I put the fire out but you owe me a pair of New Balance.
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Building explodes shortly afterwards
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Anyone droppin new mank better take it serious with the solemnity and dignity the monkey deserves....
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sou de nanã ê uá, ê uá, ê uá, ê . . . . . . .
o , mãcão . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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dicksuck mankie looking like a hootenanny of a time................
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manks a FUCKING FRAAAAAAAAAAAUD
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monkey man do u yearn for these times once again, mate?
and if not why : ) Thajinmku~!!
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nomky go beddy bye :) beter way to think o it :]
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sleepytiem monkey :) ~tuc
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mounkaaay keep me companaaaay mraooU ~forced hand hold
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lov mounkaaaaay
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no one really knowes the pape i want . . .
no one can rly peer insoide my soule and understand the type o pape i need to not feel alone in this world . . . . .
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the correct pape is so integral to not feeling alone in this world..............
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guess these monkeys will do............
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(weiner mank might croak this fine eveneen!



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