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haiku anon here

i heard the old thread is gone so i made this i hope u like it

old thread sage, so sad
but fear not friends, for we have
creativity!
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My internet died, I would have replied
I love these
nice haiku here's my nice try.
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>>9989716
this is nice board

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>9989783
This is nice thread

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Everyday the world turns
This is nice board
everyone learns
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Spinning
Always spinning
Never ending
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i killed Will Wheaton,
and his corpse is in my car.
somebody stop me.
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LEL
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>>9990719
This is nice funny haiku
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this board is the best,
birds are very important,
better than the rest!
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>>9991345
Birds are very important
birds are fun
when they fly it's a lot fun
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>>9991955
they always tell me
birds are not that important,
but bird not notice
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honk
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>>9991996
Elephant goes Prooh
Big stompy feet and long nose
A nice animal
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>>9989716
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Why won't they fuck off
Just leave me alone, you cunts
Let me fucking sleep
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>>9989716
dats right i'm sokka
its pronounced with an okka
ladies, i rock ya
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Trust not the words of a poet, as he is born to seduce. Yet for poetry to seize the heart, it must ring with the chimes of truth.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>9992681
Sokka on deez nuts lmao gottem
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>>9992277
wow epic digits
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>>9992277
i too wish to sleep
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>>9994164
hideo kojima wants to sleep

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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I like s 4 s
It's the nicest of them all
Top kekkers around
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>>9994484
the tippety toppest of top kekkers
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>>9994193
you should work on your doctorate
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>>9994800
Checked
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>>9989716
i severely loathe
the poophead who keeps posting
fags dot em pee four
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>>9994870
just get one from one of those internet colleges
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this haiku is good
this haiku is very nice
ate salmon and rice

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>9989716
sage is two syllables cause its a japanese word so technically the first line of your haiku is invalid
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>>9995911
dubs confirmed bad haiku, sorry fren
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Laughing story time
Little Hand says rock n roll
I have bad luck, though
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these haikus are nice
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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this is not haiku but I want to write metal song

BAD BOARD MAD BOARD TAKEN OVER BY EBIL LORD
BAD BOARD MAD BOARD KILLER OF THE NICER HOARD
BAD BOARD MAD BOARD PURGE ALL THE NEWFAGS OFF MY BOAAARRRRDDDD
PSYCH WARD
YOU BELONG
IN A PSYCH WARD
DISCORD HORDE ABHORRED
GO BACK TO YOUR
PSYCH WARD
I HAVE ONLY PURE MALICE FOR YOUR KIND
YOUR PSYCH WARD
IT'S CUZ OF YOU THAT DUBS ARE GOING
IGNORED
YOU WIN MY
AWARD
FOR BEING THE MOST ANNOYING GROUP OF PEOPLE ON
MY BOARD
GET OFF OF MY BOARD
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOAAARRRDDDD
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>>9997435
this is nice metal song.
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>>9997435
thank you, very nice
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>>9996995
eye see something nice
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>>9998322
digits confirm
>>
the s4s get
the greatest get of them all
it is incoming
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>>9999400
the dubs are now yours
to you now, the best of luck
for the highest get
>>
it come
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>>9999400
this is still a p cool get
>>
The get is over
the get is done
This thread is still nice.
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:)
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>>10001646
hi
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>>10002061
hello there anon
i am also an anon
i think i'll bump this
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Cute little namefriend
Pat him softly on the head
Oh shit, now I'm gay
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>>10001646
:)
>>
4chan is great 4chan is fun
What a nice board
All in good fun
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>>9989716
The impossible
Can be achieved with one thing
Determination

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>10003261
Kamina fit check
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>>10003261
>>10003274
Absolutely inspiring.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Waiting today waiting for fun
Lets see how it goes
Lets see it run
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page 9 bump
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>>10003683
:)
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>>10005022
dubs
:)
>>
Dreams alive
dreams of fun
Dreams of not being on the run.
>>
Gonna bump this thread
It's going back to page one
Hook door car door hand
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:)
>>
Being nice being fun
Being silly being crazy
Life sucks lets be lazy
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>>10006619
:)
>>
One more haiku, one for fun
[s4s] is best board
Just rolled on
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>>10007629
i like this and said
every night i bump before
my sleep makes me sleep
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:3
>>
P
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[s4s] is fun, [s4s] is dumb
When on this board
Roll for fun
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One day you are sad.
Another you are happy.
And that is just fine.
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>>10009686
Some days I'm nice some days
I'm sad in the end
I end up being glad
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>>10010213
I like it but I don’t get the syllable structure
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>>10010928
Yeah structure got kinda lost on that one.
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I got the gout
I know it was not gout
I got the gout
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>>10011185
Epic
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>>9995777
chckd trps
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hi-ku i do not do
but stay a minute- i'll speak "with"
not "to"- you

i met her on a chance
an unexpected walk
two neighbors out by happenstance
strolling on the block

her face radiant
her smile like a flame
a meme before it's time
but just as pink- just the same

holly was her name
and so then i was mike
or maybe john and susan
some couple on a bike

tandem then by chance:
unmistakable by name
frozen there in time
these things are not fame

her nice was overwhelming
her story touched my heart
a woman left in waiting
by war's fiery dart

her smile a primal force
a conversation like a song
a blinded little sparrow
and a robin done so wrong

her education coming
mine lost and gone
i could not dare to interfere
with what i'd known so long

a stranger kind of light
two strangers in the night
one was blind one could see
both saturated sight

i walked away.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>9989716
i love you haiku anon.

claiming post:>>10011930
i try ro be creative.
always.

thank you for making thread OP.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>10011930
This is nice

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>10011930
Wow anon this is amazing!
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>>10011955 dubs

come closer anon.

*whispers in your ear*

so are you anon. you are nice.

*punches you in the arm*
*runs away laughing*
*autist permaneté*
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>>10011976
you are amazing too anon.
watch.
wait.
when you find a window of opportunity
that you feel in your gut...

you will make an amazing post.
you will... no... YOU WILL do a creative post!

my only prayer is that i will catch it
in capcode.

creativity is good.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>10011988
incredible dubs
>>
Page 9 bump
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There's a poster here
The poster writes a poem
The poster is me

The poster writes a poem
A poem about
His unimportance

Flutter in the wind
All the leaves in the forest
The poster is one

The poster is but one leaf
In the world forest
And that is just fine

The poster has friends
The poster has liked many
In all its grand scheme

It matters and not
To see the entire world
It is to be free

He's free of nothing
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page 10 rescue
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Fear is a weapon fear isn't fun
When they use it
Everyone should grab a gun
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bump
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>>10015028
me too
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>>9989716
on an evenings drive
i struck a helpless feline
its ribs were cavd-in

holding the carcass
i pulld into red rooster,
binnd it, and sped off
>>
:)
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>>10015963
:)
>>
konata's sweaty gamer girl anus....
>>
>>10016073
Go on....
>>
Spinning round winter is here lets go
Sledding is fun
Snowboarding too, flakes in the air
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>>10016423
whoa, very nice one!
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>>10016097
konata's anus
dripping with gamer girl sweat
pushed against my face.....
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le le le le le
lel topkek lel topkek lel
le millenom girl
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>>10017530
le milenom girl haiku
>>
this is my haiku
it has the right amount of
lines and syllabuls
>>
>>10016975
I laugh every time I read this
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>>10016975
the image really ties it all together, kek
>>
A flame, flickering in the winter eve
night time cold
feels good, the crunch of snow
>>
bamp
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>>10020023
Mass reply faggots get the rope
>>
sweet music lullaby
i lay in bed with a song
when i sleep it plays
>>
bad haiku I write for you
Rage about it
it gets me off.
>>
fortune fortune le

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
:)
>>
>>10022274
:D
>>
>>10022277
dubs posting in haiku thread
I dont know how haiku works
Post

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
Checking my le fortune in le
Haiku thread

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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I thing u a nice ~
These yosho eggs make me blush ~
We r christmas frens ~

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
aw yeah

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>10022771
I'm not happy. I'm suffering too.
Should I embrace my suffering as you have?
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>>9990713
i love centipedes
but the the pink omnipedes
i adore them more
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Life is a fuck , sure ~
Bury me in cold snow deep ~
Dark void , no fortune .
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>>10023135
This is nice haiku
>>10023181
This is bury ebil haiku
>>
>>10016423
I like this one
>>
>>10022740
I love u <3
>>
badabing
>>
kill a nigger now
stupid niggers need not live
tell the sources die
>>
life is but a drop of water
Striking the surface
Rippling out bouncing off other ripples
>>
page 9 rescue
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>>10025672
thanks for all your hard work
>>
>>10025697
oh this is handy
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>>9989716
Shit nigger nigger
Piss nigger nigger Nigger
Cum nigger nigger
>>
>>10026070
Ok now this is shit 4chan says haiku.
>>
woke up, had coffee

finally, time to nicepost

all my friends are here
>>
>>9989716
pack coming in mail
we got all this blow out here
fuck all that bs

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
Today is the day
One will play away the day
When online ryhme time

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
page 10 rescue
>>
pure and full of joy
shining for me everyday
flower in the sun
>>
Having fun you game
When you claim teabag fame
When you capture flag
>>
>>9995777
REPEATING NUMBERS!
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I'm here to be rude
I've got a bad attitude
A shades-wearing dude
>>
>>9995777
This nice haiku, it's blinding it's so nice.
>>
Hacker haiku here
privilege escalation
to root what a mess

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
sqli surprise inside
Your table is mine surprise
data dump chump lel lel

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
>>10029466
two same numbers!
>>
I got nothing but a bump at the moment.
>>
>>10030010
me too, funny how that works. but we'll get there
>>
s4s is nice
but i feel ebil inside
cure my rude with sex
>>
>>10030408
...protection!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
>>10030408
I came to this board
looking for love instead I
get Phished like a scrub
>>
lole
>>
this board not so nice
good reputation tainted
by bad rudeposters

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
>>10030473
Quickly found that out
Was a surprise discord made
This a board of lies

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
>>10030408
epigrammatic and inspiring
>>
bump
>>
bamp
>>
Jackel snipers fun
Master Chief shot in the head
Now you lay dead lul
>>
daughter my daughter
keeping you so safe and warm
don't grow up so fast
>>
bamp
>>
Christmas is here cheer
Snowflakes fall on your tongue cold
Snowball fight tonight
>>
>>9989716
little red balloon
a chilly wind passes through
mom hands me my coat
>>
>>10030853
discord e-bf
a real relationship
anon laughs out loud
>>
pair of firm breasts
big heavy balls tightening
all over the world
>>
Pondering orb
Orb shines bright peering in sight
Oh what fright in sight
>>
what am i doing wrong though?
>>
am i really just a degenerate furry then?
that's great
perfectly explains why i'm still lonely
i hate it so much that nobody is my friend
>>
>>10032712
lole
>>
bamp
>>
>>9989716
Cream cum in my bum
Many semens in my tum
Yum yum yum yum yum
>>
bump
>>
Swat available
Oh what tales head shot down
multi kills ahead lole
>>
Cold is here snow falls
I'm freezing my balls shiver
Winter wonderland
>>
>>10037504
Baby
>>
bump
>>
bamp
>>
Learning new things fun
Internet at my fingers
knowledge is power

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
bamp
>>
Life is fragile fun
Round we go moving through it
Humans are social
>>
>>9989716
trolling bathrobe dwane
masturbating to futa
this is a nice board
>>
>>9997435
I just fell in love with a bad bitch
Told me that she love me too, baby, I'm not havin' it
Sniffin' cocaine, 'cause I didn't have no Actavis
Smokin' propane, with my clique and the bad
Bitches call me Cobain
She can see the pain
Look me in the eyes, girl, we are not the same
Bitch, I'll make it rain on my side bitch, shout out to my main
Fell in love once, and I never been the same
Lil Tracy, I used to rob, but I shop now
Comin' up, I might get recognized when I walk around
Coolin' with Lil Peep, let's hit the mall tomorrow
I'ma mix American Eagle with some Ralph Lauren
I got a bad bitch who is good to me
Baby, I see passion in your eyes, when you look at me
I'ma show you off, like some Louis V
Coke lines on the mirror, snort a line for me
I just fell in love with a bad bitch
Told me that she love me too, baby, I'm not havin' it
Sniffin' cocaine, 'cause I didn't have no Actavis
Smokin' propane, with my clique and the bad
Bitches call me Cobain
She can see the pain
Look me in the eyes, girl, we are not the same
Bitch, I'll make it rain on my side bitch, shout out to my main
Fell in love once, and I never been the same

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
>>10035725
what about the bum bum?
wash your bum bum
wash your bum bum
every single day
>>
Anonymous awesome
Reddit a shit just quit bitch
Series of tubes fun
>>
4chan is best and fun
Yotsuba a cute best ever
Series of tubes lole
>>
OW oh oh my back
feels like a bent paperclip
my back hurts my dude
>>
Anime is great fun
Anime can be the escape
Waifus dominate
>>
editing images
A 4chan pass time full of lulz
Lets add some text lole
>>
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This board is so nice
Browsing through while eating rice
I like posting mice
>>
bamp
>>
Haruhi a cute god
Kyon kun denwa pick up
Endless summer fun
>>
>>10043884
:) wow
>>
>>9989716
your mom is nice board
rekt gottem lol haha kek
your mom is nice board
>>
>>10044197
lole
>>
bamp
>>
stood atop the train
he seizes the power lines
and feels the nerve gas
>>
>>9991955
>>10022766
>>10024444
>>10027511
>>10028833
>>10030411
>>10036211
>>10036822
>>10038755
>>10040688
>>55
>>66
>>4444 unchecked quads???
>>11
>>33
>>11
>>11
>>22
>>55
>>88
>>
>>10046082
Thanks for all your hard work
>>
In this thread, so far,
there have been: 200 posts
25 pictures

(most of which are nice),
60 unique posters, and
it is on page 6.
>>
>>10046979
This is nice haiku thread.
>>
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Christmas time is here
A moment of happiness
And then it is gone
>>
so far I don't know
how to type fortune but dark
can someone explain?

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.
>>
>>10048166
Nuke the planet Earth
leave no survivors on sand
Earth will be Glass Dune
>>
>>10048166
At least it'll be warm
Even if all we have is time
I'm glad we had it.
>>


Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!
>>


Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!
>>


Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!
>>
cha cha cha
>>
Provocations will not work
Earn you only despair
Movies are bad
>>
haikus are so bad
who thinks this is poetry?
must be japanese...
>>
bamp
>>
>>10051949
yes, me too, i'll bump
this thread is neat and artsy
so i wanna see more
>>
youthful innocence
lost to grown intemperance
and a darkened mind
>>
today's pursuit soon
becomes tommorrow's cringe, but
this helps us progress
>>
going to best buy
if they don't have ram I'm fucked
fuck that hoe bitch up
>>
>>10052771
Good luck on your trip
Computer ram for the win
Building tower fun
>>
:)
>>
>>10053600
:)
>>
bump
>>
:)
>>
bamp
>>
I had some good sex
with the one you call mother
it was so ebin
>>
>>10055101
hi :)
>>
new year is here soon
What resolution to make
Troll hard or soft lole
>>
Have a glass of milk
Whoops I spillt it on the floor
Go buy some more milk

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>
>>10057143
Hi :)
>>
A new year ahead
What thrills await possible
twists turns or bends start
>>
my life is lonely
I find somebody in my bed
a stalker sleeps there

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
a new year is here
with it some nice white snow fall
Year of tomorrow
>>
Election year gay
When you just want to play games
Dementia power
>>
The wind blows softly
whisking around swirling storm
Mild yet fun to view
>>
bububebebu
bababebebabubu
bebebubube
>>
I got nothing but a bump this morning
>>
ababababa
ababababababa
ababababa
>>
Joe Biden is the
45th President of
the United States
>>
>>10062031
I'm sorry but your syllable count is off.
>>
Old anime is fun
anime from the eighties tons
Nineties vash gun fun
>>
Using gamer words
They get very upset let go
Just words no crying
>>


Your fortune: Good Luck
>>
>>10042887
waow
>>
>>10052514
This is a good one
>>
I have been trying
To write a haiku for you

Some things I just can't do
>>
>>10020048
You do realise people are supposed to be nice to each other on this board?
>>
>>10064656
Creativity
The struggle is real somethings
Can't be forced patience
>>
>>10064663
complaining about people replying to old posts like it means anything at all and is somehow wrong is one of the definitive traits of a reditor
>>
>>10064672
you need to realise that this board is a place for people to act nice. you need to act nice. stop shitting up the thread
>>
>>10064675
you need to shut the fuck up and start being nice because this board is for nice people to act nice so be nice or shut the fuck up STFU
>>
>>10064682
nicers be like

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
Fun days are fun when
you're in the sun and run fast
Ice can be like glass
>>
>>10065351
i like the sudden last line, nice
>>
Shitposting is fun
Shitposting is great oh joy
To head pat a snake
>>


Your fortune: Average Luck
>>
lov and peas
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>>10067047
Love and peace in trees
Might be a disease still protect bees
Honey is yummy
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5 syllables here
Place 7 syllables here
And 5 here again

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>10067593
Bruce Lee is precise
sharp calculating light fast
butterfly bee sting

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
come on
>>


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
i have happiness
sometimes i feel sad but then
masturbate to porn
>>
haiku newbie here! pls rate my firstw haiku!!

I once saw a bird
he looked pretty sad and stuff
smashed him with a rock
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>>10069454
rated
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>>10069463
2nd haiku coming upp!!

I came in a jar
Mom found out, covers blown
Sent to therapy
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>>10069468
LOL, i love it!!!
>>
When you have no life
When you have no wife the fun
can be endless strife
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>>9989762
Life was full of joy,
Happy girl and happy boy
When we sat together
By the old oak tree.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
>>9989716
I made a nice post
about nice drawings of trees
it wasn't dubs, sad!
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>>10070556
Damn near trips, very sad.
>>
It's just a cold
Maybe a cough whatever
it is I will laugh
>>
Did you try to murder me
And did you succeed
Then why am I still around?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
>>10071344
DUBS! get well soon yo
>>10071388
more dubs! lucky day today
that's all for tonight
>>
4chan is fun 4chan lulz
When I'm here I laugh my ballz
I miss mootles
>>
Posting memes is fun
Posting memes is great
sometimes I want coffee cake
>>
i'm lonely
i
m sad
life sucks
and i'm dead
haha
>>
>>10073139
loneliness sadness
When they combine a hell ride
Don't let it consume
>>


Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
is this the schizo thred lole

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
World is a shit bruh
Pie them all ten thousand honks
clowns reflect us all
>>
Yotsuba a cute
Yotsuba a sweet nice smile
Yotsuba head pat
>>
Snow is beautiful
Reflective cold white powder
Carving the slopes fun
>>
How to write haiku
I don’t know, I could try one
but would i like to?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>
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days keep counting off
a dread caresses my bones
my life is leaving
>>
this thread is real big
mannie fresh my chain real big
everything real big
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>>10077020
what are the odds you'd post that song

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
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>>10077022
HOUSE REAL BIG
CAR REAL BIG
DICK REAL BIG
EVERYTHING REAL BIG
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>>10077025
GATOR BOOTS
WIT THE PIMPED OUT GUCCI SUITS

I'll still bang some hot boyz or big tymers

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
>>10077022
two same number!
>>
IS THIS STILL HAIKU
I'M TRYING TO RHYME BUT UH
MAYBE IT DOESN'T
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>>10077884
my haiku don't rhyme
Except for maybe this time
The rhyme is fine
>>
Ate Byond Nuggets
They tasted pretty awful
Gotta go vegan

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
>>10070022
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>
Got a good night sleep
First time in months refreshing
isn't over completely
>>
Video games fun
gaming hilarious
Teabag body
>>


Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>
konata a cute girl
Konata a best girl gaming
Konata the winner
>>
Midnight treat very nice
Hands of fun hands of plenty
Fun around curves lole
>>


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>
should have lifted weights
instead of being fatty
am hubert hoag

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>
What a day it is
Seeing snowflakes fall to the ground
Fickle thing
>>
Snow falling snow fun
Wet reflective white powder fluff
Chairlift from hell lole
>>
Smash the keyboard keys
Hope for something great but wait
Turns out just letters
>>
peep this, you dumb bitch
i will rape your family
now who is the boss
>>
Friends in computer
They are fun I love my friends
in the computer
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>>10085143
a very nice haiku
and a fitting end to thread
thank you very much
>>
secret folk treatment
for children with autism:
hot bleach enemas
>>
This thread is done but
you can reply on 4plebs
indefinitely.



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