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its
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>>9995887
fore!
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>>9995887
I dont want to die
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>>9995899
>99
ok you can live but the next poster is dying
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/me dies
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Jeesus no friday bread for weeks now there's two at the same time
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>>9995914
/me cries
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o is the d*reminigger still alive
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>>9995887
here's to dieday
have a tree
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>>9995956
i thank you so muche33
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hue
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>>9996746
WOAH
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>>9995944
Checked

RIP friedegg thread #1
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THEY DIE SURGERY ON A GRAPE

THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE
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>>9995887
>Friday was in 2011
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>>9997433
dubs confirm
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Baldurs gate 3 is exclusively turn-based
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>>9997443
i used to hate turn-based shit. now i love it. lets you take care of all the orc dongs in peace!
>>9997309
oh honey nooo
>>9997393
oh honey noooooo
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this just in we bang zombies now

just so u know
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>>9997470
>lets you take care of all the orc dongs in peace!
Pausable real-time combat let's you do that as well, without making easy fights consume an unnecessary amount of time. Like in dragon age origins or drakensang. Or baldurs gate 1 + 2
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Oh god
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I had the butte sxe again for the 1st time in 5 years
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>>9998336
on the recieving end?
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>>9998341
No with my gf
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>>9998359
well, congrats!
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>>9998370
Thank
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Which one are you?
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[Flower Shoppe]

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Does my poop look unhealthy
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>>9998600
what have you been feeding it
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>>9998612
Mostly just poop water
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>>9998600
LOLE!!!!
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>>9999493
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Why do monkeys like the taste of cameras so much
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Making a bump while taking a dump
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>>9999805
i bet the photographer put peanutbutter on the camera
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10 mil huh....
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>>10001529
Who got it? >>10000000
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>>10001821
lole
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>>10000985
Maybe the camera is made of peanut butter
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>>10001873
maybe all cameras are peanut butter
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>>10001894
Yoore mom is a peenut
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mmhhh peenut
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bitchnuts
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1hr 55 on a steam game and it was all turtorial and cut scenes so far, I bet they do this on purpose to fuck up your 2 hour refund window
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when i see people get what they deserve for denying me sex

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>10002609
>denying an ugly schizo sex

oh no. tragedy
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>>10002600
classic ass
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>>10002614
i cry

I cry every time. I don't believe in revenge, leave Brittany alone!

Your fortune: Outlook good
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pee nut butt hair
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>>10002630
agree janover got some sexy hair

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>10002604
That's why you pirate games before buying them
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dumb fucker
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>>10002689
I may be dumb but I don't fuck anything
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I'm playing gonan
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M
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I
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C
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>>10003226
>>10003228
>>10003231
>>10003233
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>>10003737
SOMEBODY HELP THE MOUSE!!!
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>>10004086
He just wants to keep it in the safety of the shoe
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Butt magic
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>>10004132
i'm sure the cate knows that mice are the only thing that stand between us and the horrible rat mite
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TK delivering my new car
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>>10004663
>also notice them on my walls and ceiling
Uh oh
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Marmites
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>>10005631
veggiemites
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Bierlaune. discusss.
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>>10002600
steven
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>>10003233
Checked at last
>>10006676
Is that when you don't feel good enough to have schnapslaune?
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Turkey filling
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>>10006829
thx 4 chk bby and good thinking! LOLE!!
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tfw no orc cock cause muricans r eetin their dumb bird
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>>10007197
orcs are muricans??
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Marty mc fry
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friday, soiteens
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>>10007269
Not all orcs are americans, but all americans are orcs
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>>10008162
then swedes must be elves
asians are dwarfs and brits are goblins
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it is time v_v

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>10008694
>>10008908
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>>10008922
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R8 my gaming rig
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>>10009191
will it run this
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>>10009330
It definitely will, in fact it will make any gayme look like that
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McDonalds McDonalds Kentucky Fried Chicken and the Pizza Hut
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>>10010082
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yes
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>>10010600
OH BABY IT'S A DOUBLE
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Monty Python's Flying Circus?
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>>10011797
No such thing
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>>10011799
thanks kevin & nice dubs
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Emmagerd
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>>10002614
>t.braindead redditor nerd ugly loser
Yeah
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>>10002614
>>10012645
Can you guys please tone it down? My mom is monitoring my internet activity
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>>10012666
Now the funny has finally arrived. Teach me
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>>10012675
Open your ass and your heart and mind will follow
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>>10012740
I'm a woman
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>>10012758
Hi a woman, I'm dad
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Oh
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Uh
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Eh
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Huh? Huh? Huh???
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>>10014021
excuse you
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>>10014172
I'm terribly sorry
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I ordered so much shit over the past two weeks
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>>10014190
are you now? You don't sound like you are
>>10014193
such as
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>>10014203
For example 72 socks
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>>10015102
lole
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>>10015174
I want to ride tricycle with the horror monkey
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Introducing: homo trends bouncing balls
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>>10015578
lole that looks fucking WILD
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>>10014735
Seventea two socks
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is it dieday already
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>>10015714
Sea of socks
>>10015958
Every day is die day when you believe
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>>10016033
nice dubs, sweetie

funny u should say thate, i both bought cool socks and killed off my fav char today
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>>10016108
What cool socks

Sorry about your loss
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funny you should say that i bought some cool socks too
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errybody buyin socks up in hear
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>>10016111
sock inquiry triple!!!!11oneoneONE! lole
id tell yyou but then id have to turn you into a sock
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>>10016114
What cool socks
>>10016116
Sorry for your loss
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>>10016118
i like this pots VERY much *war dance*
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>>10016118
i bought some warm winter socks "no more cold feet / suitable for arctic conditons"
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>>10016122
nice dubs
everybody post socks
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>>10016119
Really? You of all people
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>>10016126
i can almost accept these but the toe finger is just no
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>>10016130
*waves his consent sheet*
SEE? I EVEN PUT A NO HERE
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>>10016134
And you're a rape apologist
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i do not consent to toe fingers
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>>10016136
nothing wrong with that, apologizing for rape is just good manners
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I dont know what a battlepass is in viedo games
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>>10016117
I wouldn't mind being a sock honestly
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>>10016122
I need some of those as well but ever since I got my usb heated slippers it's not as urgent anymore
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>>10016185
same, same
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and by sock i mean sock puppet
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Sock snifveve
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My cunt will establish an internet janny portal next year and you're encouraged to anonymously report deviant internet folx for wrongthink to the internet thought police
This is pretty epic for the win
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>>10016240
i'm completely fine with that officer since it only affects those who think wrong and i have never thought anything wrong i swear
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>>9995887
Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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mandelbrot double-cock folding into itself like reefer on a cold sunday afternoon
i ate scissors, 61, and here I am to tell my tale.
riccata solstice on krimbo blessings. merry biehles. merry bless.
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teen alcoholism funny

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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adrenaline rushhh adrenaline rushhh!!!
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>>10016033
Why won't you pay for the meal, you ordered forty two coffees
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>>10016808
Funny and hot
>>10017061
I always dine and dash
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>>10017067
I said four tea, two coffee
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this reminds me
dont have any alcohol in here

wtf lol help
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Going to the four tea, two coffee and alcohol store. Anyone want anything?
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>>10017673
ten gallons alcolole pls if its not too much trouble 4 ya
Oh and could you pick up my clothes from the dry cleaner? Oh and while you're at it could you please go to another shop and bring TP, some chips, ciggies and a 60" TV screen? Oh and while you're at it can you fuel the car, take out the trash and do the dishes? That would be sooo sweet of you <3 <3
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>>10017673
I was the one who said forty two coffees
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>>10017673
you are funny please bring me twinkies and ho hos and also Gatorade and doctor pepper and red bull please
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>>10018260
Sorry best I could do was bring 1000 units of alcohol that amount to 10 gallons. Also I fueled your car with four teas, you can probably use the teabags as TP though
>>10018283
I'm sorry they only sell four tea, two coffee and alcohol at the four tea, two coffee and alcohol store. Maybe if you mix four tea, two coffee and alcohol together it will taste like gatorade
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>>10018515
/me snatches the alcohol
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BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE
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jesus how do you even send someone a gift on steam when they use a diff currency
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>>10018846
I think that's not possible because games are differently priced in different currencies. Would be really cheap if someone from turkey bought a game and gifted it to someone in EU for example
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Crembl
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Crembl
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>>10019946
Jellysquishe?? ?
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>>10019960
I didn't know that was a jellysquishe meme lol
>User was banned for having a girlfriend
Back when mods were fun...
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>>10020006
swaglord wrote a poem yesterday

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>10020007
Yeah but probably on twatter or some shit, not on this board. Or did I miss it?
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>>10020006
What board was that and what happened to the jelly squish





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