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For reasons I wonrt go into here, I really need to win the powersball lottery

Ok now this is the weird part. Lets say you had a schroader box, your lotto ticket in in the box but it has already been drawn the numbers.

You have no way of knowing if the ticket is a winner until the wave field collapses and you look at the ticket.

My question is what ways can increase the odds of winning before you open that box?

I already have the ticket
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do a fancy dance in order to make the black box chuckle
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>>16266932
Voodo science. Just piss in a bottle add finger nails and a female Pubic hair and you will see the riches. Das right
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>>16266950
>female Pubic hair
Where on earth is OP likely to get his hands on such a substance ?
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>>16267160
convert, trim some of his own pubes,then convert back
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>>16267164
surely that would never work
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>>16266850
Just don't ever open the box, so you can always assume its a winner.
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>>16267216
I am in this position right now.

Trouble is, I need the money to save the planet so I have to check the numbers soon.

What is the best way though ?
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>>16267579
If dubs then checkem
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Is it better to check the ticket when you are already in a bad mood so it doesnt ruin a good mood when you see its not win?
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>>16266850

>The contents of the box don't become real until we open the box.

This voodoo shit seriously passes as science?
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>>16267820
Its the hiezenburg unclertainly principal and it is misunderstood at best
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Not checking to see if I won or not is like edging.
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Guys I think I might be ready to collapse the old wave form and check if you know what I am saying
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bubp3
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I still have not checked my ticket

Am I increasing my odds?
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>>16268939

No because enough other minds have already observed enough of the waves to cause a collapse. Better luck next time.
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>>16268965
They have observen the numbers that has been picked, but they have not obsve my ticket
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>>16268995

Their computer knows how many winning tickets are out there. And you don't got one. The lottery is rigged anyway. All the "winners" are family members and shit.
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>>16269018
the computer cannot be the observer only its a window until it gets looked through
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>>16266850
>My question is what ways can increase the odds of winning before you open that box?
By checking these dubs
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>>16269363
Anon you failed to acheve the dubs you had worked so hard to obtain
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I should have collapse it hours ago when I was feeling so much confidence in who I am as a person

Now all that is gone

Should I wait for it to come back?

I really need this money
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>>16269817
>Should I wait for it to come back?
By this I mean my confidence

Also what about taking a huge dose of mushrooms and then checking?

I am really just trying to think outside the box here
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>>16266850
Yes, what you can do is perform a double-slit experiment in order to entangle yourself to the lottery system via the ticket you have purchased.

You need to get 2 polarized films and a light source like a flashlight. Put the polarized films on the ticket so that the ticket is obscured. Then flash the flashlight onto the films and move the films around so that photons which have been put in a state of superposition energize the ticket. Make sure to keep the polarized films in motion in order to energize the ticket with as many photons in superposition as possible.

The more you energize the ticket while performing your observation, the more the equations of the Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle will balance in your favor. If you do this consistently, you will be in the money.
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>>16270025
this all seems pretty compicated
is there a diagram of this process on the internets somewhere?
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>>16266850

>Human minds create reality by observing it and stuff.

People actually fell for this? The contents of the box are already decided whether "magical human consciousness" observes it or not.
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>>16270239

What if a retard looks at it. Do the waves still collapse?
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>>16270239

Does observer wave collapse prove solipsism? When I'm not looking at something it's not real. It only becomes real when I look at it and the waves collapse?
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>>16270244
yes. its meant to be a hint proving that we are all in a similation
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>>16270256
>>16270244
Its like that movie Abre Los Ojos where the simulation keeps trying to hint to you that its time to wake up
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>>16266850
>You have no way of knowing if the ticket is a winner until the wave field collapses and you look at the ticket.

Wrong, because the numbers are already on the ticket and thus the answer is already known, the wave function collapsed as soon as reality began
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>>16270289

But you don't KNOW that. Reality only becomes reality once someone KNOWS it. The slit experiment says so!
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>>16270295
The fact that reality exists and there is information about its existence necessitates that the information is already known
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The problem with your premise is an external entity already knowing the state of the content in the box.
You don't know, but that wave field already collapsed
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>>16270304
false
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>>16270342
Read it again slowly lil' crayon eating nigga, you'll figure it out eventually.
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>>16270304

>If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it. Yes it still makes a sound!

Not according to quantum mechanics. Get mad.
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>>16266850
In a day or so after the draw happens you'll see the billboard adverts with the jackpot amount go up because of no winner so the box is useless and a very stupid idea.
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>>16270380
But not from the perspective of my ticket
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I have not checked but I am looking over the numbers now and they look like pretty good ones
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well I collapse the waveform and there was nothing in it.
these retarded numbers are not even close

I am so dissapointed
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>>16266850
The numbers were already observed by their system, it collapsed as soon as it existed. Quantum theory doesn't apply to only you just because you are a solopsistic tardwrangler. Gambling is for dumbs, go kill your self
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>>16270553
Do you have a better way for me to get tens of millions of dollars this summer with no resources ?
If so I am all ears
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>>16270571
Work for it, like everyone else, pussy
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>>16270587
Work for tens of millions of dollars?

No, everyone ese is not doing that at all
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>>16270571
that cant taste good
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>>16266850
I have had a super retarded idea about how to win the lottery using luck. Have you ever had a string of bad luck? You get fired, you get a speeding ticket, you get evicted...whats next? Life sucks and it just seems like bad things keep happening. And then something good finally happens, the lady at the grocery store gives you $5 bucks for some reason, maybe a super hot waitress gives you her number.

What I'm saying is that eventually bad luck will flip, what if you could position your self for the turn around? What if you could time your luck? What if things have gotten about as bad as they can and then you avoid contact with people, you avoid going anywhere so that your life can be on hold momentarily and then when the timing is right go get the lottery ticket.

I realize statistically your chances don't change but in some sort of algorithmic karma way this make sense to me.
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>>16269764
who is this bitch that dropped her panties for Trump?
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>>16272540
>a super hot waitress gives you her number.
>>16272540
false
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>>16270549
The only real way to increase your chances is to buy more tickets.

1 in 300m with 1 ticket
1 in 600k with 500 tickets.
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>>16266850
You are almost as dumb as one of these one-boxing retards in Newcombs paradox.
What has already happened can’t be changed.
Schroedingers thought experiment is also about showing how absurd that is, rather than "demonstrating“ it.
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>>16273371
I dont thing you uderstand the double slit
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>>16270549
You did it wrong holy shit
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>>16273371
holy fuck a two boxer
you're a retard
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>>16273371
Enjoy never getting the million dollars dipshit
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>>16273027
one is 600k will still not be a winner
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I am back in the same situation with a mega million ticket


No idea what to do to make it good
The drawing was last night I think
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>>16271384
They no longer exist since he was cancelled
Also they made people fart real bad
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>>16275919
Those mega million did not pay off
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>>16270374
There is no way for anything to happen without making a sound, retard
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>>16276730
You dont understand about that no one was able to hear it anon
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>>16276793
Everything which interacts is capable of "hearing"
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>>16276826
Yes...right there Aaron...yes
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>>16276826
false, it has to comprehend as well



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