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Welcome to /aan/ - Adopt a Neet

This is a thread for poorly housed and cared for NEETs as well as Providers with both room and desire. Also, just compatible roommates if that’s more your speed.
The ultimate goal for all participants is to move in together as flat(room)mates, friends, or something more. Your call.

If you are looking only for sex or "online only", you are in the place!
About yourself:

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider – willing and able to support others financially, or by providing living space
Semi-Provider – able or willing to contribute financially to some degree (e.g. to rent/bills)
NEET – willing to move in with someone and receive some personal support (you do not have to be a NEET!)

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
As much as about you as you are willing to say. Sex and gender matters to some people. Others, not so much.

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
General location or as specific as you want. For NEETs, your location and ability to relocate or not is especially important so please let everyone know.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
just a room/flatmate, friend, F/M/T only, gf, bf, fwb, live-in maid, strictly platonic, etc, [insert your own]
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Use this space to talk about the kind of person you are and the kind of person you are looking for
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider.
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 30 Straight.
>Location
I could relocate but prefer not to.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Seeking a NEET Roommate/Friend/Gf, someone to form a connection.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Be short, into esoterics, tarot etc or be open to getting into that, be loving and seeking a lot of communication. I don't care about flaws. My only expectation if you try to form a connection as well, but beside that fully be provided for.
Kupa#7439
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>Status
Provider
>Sex, age, gender
Married couple in our mid thirties
>Locations
Upstate NY
>What are you looking for?
We are looking for a early to mid twenties NEET to do some cleaning and take care of our dogs while we work. We are also looking for a sexual relationship with the NEET, so must be bi, male or females will be considered.
>Anything else?
We really would like to help a NEET grow as a person, this means finding their place for finances and sexual maturity. We would love to have you as a sex partner for both of us, like a thruple situation with monogamy but not perpetuity. We want someone that could live with us for at least four months and up to several years. We will pay all bills, groceries and cooking, you are welcome to help with anything you would like. We would require you to have a few daily chores, but less than an hours worth.
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>Status:
Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
27, male, I prefer women but cute MtF and femboys can apply

>Location
USA, Florida. I have a beach-side condo

>What you are looking for
Friend, gf, "live-in maid" (there's not much to clean) or anything really. Sex isn't a requirement

I work from home and I don't really know anyone around here. All of my neighbors are elderly.

If you know coding or web dev at all that's a plus, since with my current job I have a lot of free time so it would be cool to take up some extra projects for some side cash.

>Anything else you would like to add?

No felons. I have a cat so you can't be super allergic or a cat hater (he's mostly an outside cat now though).
I know how to cook well so you don't need to know that, but washing dishes would be nice. There aren't many, it would be 30 mins a week.

I have an extra laptop and PC as well.

>Discord
MeatballNUTS [WeLi]#3671

Also if you need a website made or know someone else that does, message me as well.
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>Status:
Semi-Provider/NEET

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
24 M Bi

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Texas, and if it's that inviting, of course I'll relocate

>What you are looking for
Honestly, Iwant to leave my hometown. I don't hate it here, I just feel like theres not much for growth anymore, so I'd love a change of scenery, friendships, relationships, the whole shebang. I get along with everyone, so anyone interested in roommate, house caretaker, live in butler, maybe a 3rd party for the Mrs and Mr...

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
This is best for the nitty gritty convo whenever I'm considered, no?
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>>29848262
Dansie#2088
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 25, Straight

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
New York City, no relocation
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
GF, FWB, someone to get to know, date, and we support each other financially or emotionally, etc
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Mostly just hoping for someone pretty great to talk with, get to know, play vidya, etc. LF my chubby femanon gf and want to help and support her through whatever. A real strong connection.

Don't be crazy, a criminal/murderer, politically or religiously crazy, etc.

Discord: Purple#3429
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>>29847868
>My only expectation is*
typo.
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>>29847868
you didn't put location.
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>>29848242
what part of florida?
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>>29848641
panhandle
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>>29848639
East Coast.
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>>29848858
And again, I am looking to fully provide, you won't have to work at all or worry. DM me to ask for specific state.
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Wow. Lots of predators itt.
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>Status
Semi Provider (Willing to be a NEET femboy)

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, 20, Bi (or pan - I just fuck with cute people)
Tall, white, nerdy, hung femboy

>Location
Michigan. Looking to GTFO of my house in march but prefer to stay in state for the next 6 months to tie up some loose ends. But then I am down to relocate wherever.

>What are you looking for
Roommate/Flatmate that will pay their bills on time and dependably.
If you want me to do chores/wear outfits/ support you emotionally or sexually to earn my keep I'm down with that too. Again, I just need a roomie I can depend on. I'd love having a relationship with my roomie but it's not necessary at all.

>Anything else you would like to add?
Please just be stable. Being a provider is a bonus, but I'm good with a semi. I am not too shy but a bit of an introvert so I can hold regular talks if I get to know you, but do need my alone time. I just would like someone to help provide me an environment to grow and develop myself personally.

>Contact
Kik kayloar27.
I can add you on snap/disc/etc, but I don't post those. Kik is good to filter out lewds and crazies
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>>29847962
see >>29849623
if you might be interested ^_^
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>Status:
Provider – Full Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male,35, Straight

>Location I own a home outside Denver Colorado


>What you are looking for
Looking for a Neet to take care of, I can provide room utilities groceries and a small allowance.

I'm looking for someone to have a purely transactional relationship with a female NEET or an extremely cute femboy. You can live your own life as long as you take care of my needs.

This is a serious post no scam artists or flakes please.

Kik Tiggletown
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male 22 pan

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Australia Wollongong if you would move it's been good I have a stable job and would like to keep it so I can't move
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
GF, FWB, someone to get to know, date, and we support each other financially or emotionally, etc
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Someone to hangout with even if it's at your place and love would be second

Discord haydo#7158
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male 21, don't mind any

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
In London looking to go to the north

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Someone I could split finances and buy a 2 bedroom house with or rent out a cheap 2 bedroom house

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Not loud, doesn't party OFTEN and doesn't spend like crazy but save for a rainy day
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>>29850217
are you only looking for people in the uk/whose first language is english?
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>>29850233
Doesn't need to be their first language but needs to speak/read/write English to a normal standard
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>>29850252
and do they need to be in england right now?
you didn't write your discord though
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
23/M/straight

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
upstate NY, no

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Female: It would be cool if you became something like my gf or friend I guess. To be clear, I wouldn't demand you have sex with me or anything like that. I might expect you to do a few chores for me in lieu of money since you're a NEET with unlimited free time. Nothing crazy since I'm just a single guy.
Male: A roommate who will split the rent would be nice too! If you think you can offer a service equivalent to $350 per month instead then tell me.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs
Don't be an asshole. Keep it down while I'm sleeping (I sleep during the day). I hope we can get along since we're going to be living together!

lookingforneet#8259
lookingforneet@gmail.com
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>Status:
NEET
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Nb (Cock), 18, pansexual
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Kentucky, I am comfortable with relocating
>What you are looking for
A dominant personality to guide me and be assertive over me, gender doesn’t matter, sex doesn’t matter, I’d prefer alittle older than me but I can do same age
>Anything else you would like to add?
I’m really awkward, scared of social interaction, i probably have some undiagnosed disorder but I’d probably like to talk to you and stuff

Discord: zimmers#8008
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>>29850686
Oh yeah I guess I’d be considered a femboy too btw
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>>29850665
one more thing: you can stay for free as a male if we hit it off as friends!
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male/22/Bi

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
In Orlando Florida

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Roomate our last one left, it's a 3 bedroom 2 bath and you'd have one other roomate. The rent is currently 500 a month but I'd be willing to help cover you and make it 200 to 300 (if you want to work out something with me..) I just need someone to help alleviate the cost a bit)
You'd get fiber optic internet
a Room all to yourself
can use the 4k TV in the living room outfitted with Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon prime with a PS4, Xbox 1, Switch, Ps2, Gamecube, Steamlink, and Xbox
we have all the appliances you'd need Microwave, oven, toaster oven, Krueger, blender, fridge, dishwasher, etc..
Along with spare alcohol you can drink but bring your own food

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Can be honest about their financial situation, doesn't mind a little noise, is generally cool, can somewhat pay
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>>29851368
oh fuck forgot the discord
Discord: Sarahシ#6331
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>>29851368
> male
>>29851377
> female discord tag
you're a catfish
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>>29851764
I mean I told you I was male, it's not like I'm hiding anything
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>>29847851
Semi-provider
Femmymale, bad end of thirty, flirty.
Relocate
Flatmate.
I'm a mess.
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>Status:
Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
24/M/Straight

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
UK. Lucky enough to be a homeowner, but it didn't come with wheels so no relocating. Bright side is you would get your own room and bathroom.

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Housemate, FWB, or something more serious. No pressure on the latter. Bio females only; crazy though it sound my deeds specify a single family occupancy and I've not lived here long enough to want to challenge that yet.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
As long as you take care of yourself (not a smoker/on drugs/overweight etc) and are willing to help with some of the tidying up, I really don't mind. My primary bills are all constant and I'd be happy to cover some higher food and power costs for a while.
About me: tall, slim, well-read and I like to think well-groomed. I work during the day and usually follow up by playing vidya (always up for a comfy couch co-op Switch partner), going for wanders or watching films. I can cook a decent meal and occasionally dabble in baking.
I adore intimacy: cuddling (been called the best cuddler in the world by two different people), hair stroking, kissing, that sort of thing. Would love to have someone to give and receive that with again, even if it's without any expectations of something more. Sex is great too, but absolutely not required.

If that ticks any boxes or you're at all interested shoot me a request on Discord.
Kaimin#1412
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>>29847962
Contact?
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>Status: (Please pick one)
semi-provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
male, 30, prefer women, but smol & passable mtf are okay too

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
northern virginia. not willing to relocate until im more established with a career

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
a smol loner QT gf that i can worship, vibe with, play vidya with, watch anime/movies on discord, etc... ultimately a LTR

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
-prefer you be a degenerate too so i don't feel weird
-physically: 5'9" | white | 180# | dark short hair
-easy to get along with, i'll probably be interested in whatever you're into, unless you're just mean to people
-recovering coomer

marsz#5941
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>status
Provider

>sex/age/sexuality
M, 24, bi

>location
Texas, cannot relocate

>looking for
Roommate, friend, possibly bf/gf. Neet or semi provider. Age/gender/sexuality/ect doesn't matter.

>anything else
You'll get a place to live, a car to use, internet, I can cook for you, and if you need citizenship I can help you get it. We will have to get married (don't worry, it's just a contract marriage and we'll sign a prenup. You'll be free to see anyone you'd like.) Feel free to ask any questions.

AspenWillow#2254
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>>29847851
>Status
Semi-neet
>Gender, age, Orientation
M23 straight/curious
average build 5'7 150lbs white, blue eyes brown hair capable of growing a decent beard
> Location/relocating
SW Florida. Can relocate but may have difficulty adjusting to cold climates at first
>What you are looking for
If male then either a roommate or to become a full on live in maid/pet. If female then roommate or maybe a bf/gf type situation
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Major need is to be able to contact family once in a while and pretend everything is normal. Other than that it's a need for speed. I can work decent jobs but I've lost focus on the future and with college

Kik: spencer7864
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already a provider heavy thread but whatever...

> status
provider
> asl
straight male in his mid 30s, usa
>What you are looking for
live in fwb / gf / a woman to cultivate into a functioning member of society, slowing weening the sex out of the relationship

come with a growth mindset / no political agenda. i had a live in neet about 1.5 years ago. she had no opportunities and i was able to give her some. she cried when i dropped her off at the airport.
> contact
i'm very wealthy and therefore very private. post your discord.
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24/F
I'll send you nudes regularly for money.
I'm just really desperate.
specialneedsz on kik
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>>29853509
This isn't for online-only nonsense.
If you're not willing to meet-up and be someone's sex slave in exchange for hundreds of dollars worth of accommodation, you're not "really desperate"
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>>29853695
Doesn't need to be sex slave.
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>>29853857
Definitely not what most are looking for. We definitely are looking for someone to share relationship equity and not have a power imbalance.
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come on man why i gotta be cute for yalls to adopt me
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
M 32

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
ON, Canada

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
roommate, help cleaning the house and all

>Anything else you would like to add?
Reply with discord
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>>29854073
Post pic
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Adopt-a-Neet Discord!
https://discord.gg/epdYA8YEwK
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>Status: NEET

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Trans M2F (on HRT for a year), 27, Bisexual

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Central Illinois and willing to relocate for the right person
>What you are looking for
I am honestly just seeing if anything can come from this. Pretty sure these threads suck. Plus hate my city with a passion, so would be up to try anything even GF/BF
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Only things I can think to add is I can't stand cig smoking, I smoke weed, and got 3 amazing pets. Open book so feel free to ask me anything you want.
Discord - Majin Souji She/Her#6237
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>>29847851
>Sex and gender matters to some people. Others not so much


Sex and gender probably don't matter because there are only male providers looking for horny toys to be their live in love-machine and only female NEETS who can't post (honestly for their own safety) or transgender(femboy) NEETS that are often not able to offer much by way of their situation even though providers probably imagine and expect them to be dress up maids to do all their housework for them.

If I were looking to be a live-in NEET I would probably be amazed at myself if I were able to perform consistent housework and I know that's lazy of me. I'd probably want the chance to be given affection, minimal care and allowed to pursue my personal ambitions like music and not worry about financial obligations. I know I take very little room, little effort and I'm extremely easy to please. I clean up after myself, I don't leave messes about and I expect to also not be responsible for messes I don't make. I'd obviously find it reasonable if someone wanted me to help with house chores and I'd probably end up doing that within reason. Honestly, though, besides being really cute and affectionate I already struggle with Anhedonia sucking the ambition out of me as is. I'm probably not just waiting for a chance to have a full-time house cleaning/prostitution job at the risk of becoming homeless.

There likely aren't many who would.
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>>29854936
i would.
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>>29854936
If you're a NEET then doing all the housework for two people would be incredibly easy. It's like being a stay at home mom but without the kids, which is the bulk of the work.
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>>29854936
Yeah as others said, housework for 2 is really simple unless one of you is a big mess maker.

But realistically, if it's just you and a dude and you two aren't mess makers, you're looking at a bit of cleaning every week. Cleanup after yourself when you do stuff like cook and doing dishes as you make them will stop a lot of the house keeping buildup. When you think about it, most bits of housekeeping are a once a week task AT WORST like vacuuming. So you're basically doing whatever you want till your provider comes home and wants to do stuff with you.


Now if you add kids to the mix, it's a full time job since they can and will make messes faster than you can clean up after them.
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>>29854936
throwaway44chan@yahoo.com

I'm a provider and interested in what you're offering. send me an email with your discord
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider/semiprovider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
M straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Midwest not willing to relocate

>What you are looking for
gf eventual wife

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I am willing to help you relocate within reason. anything else we can iron out if you're interested.

>discord
Gythor#1971
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>>29854073
Depending on what you mean by cute, you don't have to be. I'm a gay dude attracted to cis, preferably masculine guys, and would take a guy who is handsome, or even plain/guy next door, over a cute femboy any day. But there are so few male NEETs that aren't fem that are interested in a male provider that I stopped posting.
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>>29856290
forgot to mention im 25
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>>29854936
> Sex and gender probably don't matter because there are only male providers looking for horny toys to be their live in love-machine and only female NEETS who can't post (honestly for their own safety) or transgender(femboy) NEETS that are often not able to offer much by way of their situation even though providers probably imagine and expect them to be dress up maids to do all their housework for them.
Not really wrong on this front. Most people here if we're being blunt are looking for bangmaids

>If I were looking to be a live-in NEET I would probably be amazed at myself if I were able to perform consistent housework and I know that's lazy of me.
Of all the issues to be sketched out by these situations this seems like the most trivial one. Maybe you lived with a clean freak but it takes very little to keep a house clean assuming only adults.
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NEET
25 / M (on hrt) / No Preference
PNW (willing to relocate)

Looking to be a live in maid / slave for someone(s) nice very long term or perm. I can cook okay (mostly southern stuff where originally from & willing to learn more) and can clean as well, I am fully expecting you to tell me what you prefer in terms of chores though. Sex for me is almost limits free as long as there is communication and stuff about what's going on. I'm very big fan of struggle snuggles, bdsm and I'd probably not call you anything other than master so if that doesn't vibe then prob not gonna work.

I am 5'9 160lbs~, look male, don't do nudes/porn. I am not a virgin but I've never been fucked. I do currently smoke a lot of weed and growing my own or at least trying to x3 In free time watch a good bit of animu and have been enjoying Apex Legends for the last week but nobody to play with. Have been on hormones for about a year now, the guy I was dating at the time did my injections for me when I started and now my roomie does it. I expect you do them as well uwu Though I am open to just living as a guy as well if maybe you'd prefer that, I'm not quit as dysphoric as I used to be, would take some time though.

I'll leave it to you to add me for more info if you're interested. I just ask that you are stable enough to support the both of us. Don't really care about gender, age, job, etc. I also don't have any debts or anything. Not in a rush.

TwoFive#3980
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I made a stupid decision at 19 to move across country and took a job knocking on doors selling magazines. Mag crew sucked ass but it really gave a me a smack in the face and helped me start doing stuff in life. Years later I'm feeling stuck again and the itch to take another leap like I did earlier in my life is back.

I got into some insane scenarios on mag crew and I would love to take another leap but I'm horrified of getting just absolutely abused like I did back then. Some providers seem like like alight people but I can't understand why someone would want to open their home to a stranger like me.
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>>29856815
loneliness and inability to form normal companionship
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>>29856815
Because some people have more money than they can reasonably spend on themselves and they're lonely.
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>>29847851
Hmmmm, any interest in a shutin neet?

I have untreated c-ptsd, prone to low moods but otherwise just a subservient introvert. Older though, 32 and never married and no children and don't want any. Prior nanny and housekeeper/custodial experience. Culinary capable, love cooking and baking. I am in a relationship of convenience currently and it has been a few years now, just fizzling out amd I need to exit soon. I am autistic for any actual relationship, but it is in my nature to be a docile domestic. I offer my years of experience with homemaking. Not much of a libido, but heavily enjoy fellatio so will be eager to be your suckslave. If penetrative sex is more your suit its fine just please no anal and allow me to get boozed up first. I am more maternal with how I am affectionate. Very heavy in the bosom and they are about my only erogenous zone.

About me, 32 hetero latina in southeastern US willing to relocate. I lurk this site a lot but have no social media. Not much into tech or internet culture.
I am heavyset and currently doing daily swims with CICO with IF so down 55lbs since November, but otherwise have no health issues. I love animals but have none, don't mind their caretaking at all.

I have a few hundred in monthly welfare to help with groceries, and specialize in deep cleaning hoarder homes as a gig so make some income doing that just depends on the work I find.

Guess thats about it, any interest can be directed at my burner email

yanon8762@gmail

Very real post here. No timeframe really, just giving this a go. Doubtful I am much a prospect for what providers seek. Once my current living arrangement ends I do have a religous fruitcake mother to live with. I would rather another relationship of convenience though.
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>Status: (Please pick one)

Semi-Provider – able or willing to contribute financially to some degree (e.g. to rent/bills)

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:

Male,26,Somewhat active, Pansexual(Female Pref)

>Location and are you willing to relocate?

Virginia and yes, long as we get along well first(I'm not super strict, my friends say I'm pretty down to earth about most things but I have fun here and there).

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)

Flatmate, gf, fwb, who actually wants to work together or just side by side, I don't like being the crutch in a relationship. I'm work focused but sex on the side is ok. Having someone to build with would be desirable.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?

Been a freelance artist for a year now and it's been stable(Used to be a manager at a market so having a job isn't an issue for me personally. I prefer my art career is all). Main requirements would be not being messy, can communicate easily, doesn't mind degen art shit. I currently work from home so I'd be around the place very often, but I don't mind going out at all. Gym's fine, etc.

I like anime, some gaming, pets are fine(single pet preferred if necessary), going to cons together would also be a big plus(Want to sell merchandise) Pic related is how I've been received as an artist by my friends(Minus being dorito shaped. I'm a thin guy).

Contact: Renabu#0001
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>>29847851
Has anyone actually meet someone on here?
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>Me
23/FtM/US
>You
25-35/M/US

After a few years of adulthood, I've made the decision that I have no need to stay in one place for a long time. I like to travel, I like to try new jobs, and I love to meet new people. After a lot of cost-benefit analysis, I've found that the prospect of purchasing an RV to live in will be the best solution. I have childhood experience living in RVs, the general upkeep knowledge needed, and more than enough experience doing temp labor in various cities.

There's only one hitch the road, I don't drive. Getting a license will be something I do before purchasing the RV, but ultimately I want to find someone who's interested in being the driver/companion for this multi-year adventure. Where and how long we stay at different places would be up to both of us. Expenses would be split(50/50 besides the RV payments which I would pay for myself), meaning you'll need to either have a remote job or be willing to do temp labor with me at the nearest city we set up camp at. Having a car is a plus so you can go into towns on your own without bringing our entire house.

This would not be something we both jump into next week. My personal plan is to save up $10k within the next 12 months or so(5k for a down payment on a decent RV, the other 5k for startup expenses and bumps along the road). You do not have to contribute to the starting costs, as long as you're able to split the reoccurring expenses with me (gas/hookups, campsite rentals, etc). While I'm saving up over the next year or so we'd get to know each other, have a few in-person visits, and ensure we can resolve disputes before living in a small space together.

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>>29858690
I'm not necessarily looking for a romantic partner, and therefore do not care what you look like(besides being hygienic). If we end up interested in each other then we'll reach that bridge when it comes, but my primary goal is not love as much as companionship. Personality-wise, I'm looking for someone adaptable, logical, and curious. Problem-solving, good communication skills, and ability to be a sane human absolutely required. No Cluster-B personality disorders or anyone who's nonfunctional without meds; aspies, anxiety, ADHD, etc fine as long as you're functional. No drug addicts or alcoholics, however a healthy relationship with weed and/or psychedelics is alright.

If this piques your interest, reply with a short description of yourself and your kik/discord.

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>>29858690
>need a driver for my RV
>driver must have their own separate car to travel with
anon what
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>>29859027
RVs almost universally have hitches on the back for car trailers(which I'd pay for), and having a car isn't a requirement though I assume someone who likes to drive would prefer to have their own car rather than using a bike to get around like I will be doing.
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>>29858690
Interesting, but honestly even less likely to get a hit than any of these other posts.
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How do I filter through messages to find the most trustworthy anons?
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>>29860280
Good question. Idk but you can trust me!
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>>29860280
gotta actually talk to them for a while
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>>29860280
Talk to them. A lot. Even then if the person is scummy they can still get ya.
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>>29860050
That's alright with me, I have the time and patience to be picky with a situation like this. Much rather find my good one in a million fit than someone who's going to flake or has mental issues.
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>>29850665
You seem like a cool guy and if I lived in NY I'd be happy to hang out with you. Hope you find a cool roommate.
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>>29858690
I've considered doing just this in an RV, albeit solo, for quite a few years. Especially now that my main source of income could be done anywhere. One of my aunt and uncles have actually been living in an RV for a few years doing just this, just traveling. Though they spend most of their time in RV parks paying what amounts to nearly hotel-stay expenses each night to hook up to water and sewage.

My biggest problem has always been RV showers being so goddamn cramped. Getting a mobile home, even a used one, large enough to actually be comfortable to live in was well in excess of the cost of an actual house in many cities. Those Class C's are great for a week getaway innawoods but really get tight. With two people? Nhh.

>FtM
Unfortunately, you're the wrong kind of mentally ill. To have a bagina you want to replace with benis is just unforgivable.
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>>29857339
You still around?
Please state measurements and grats on your if!
U willing to move to canada?
Love me some latina suckslaves.
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>Status: (Please pick one)
NEET.
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Biological Female, & identifies as one. 20yrs old & , straight.
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
I'm from Texas, yessss I don't mind relocating
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
this will sound kinda pathetic but I would like to be traditional house wife. I love the feeling of being cared for and one of my love languages are acts of service, so it's always been my dream since childhood to be one.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
no not really, I'm not picky when it comes to looks or height. Just as long as we have some of the same hobbies or likings I think we'd get along. I would just like someone who can take care of me
>Contact into
1i1th#6835
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>>29862324
Discord tag doesn't work.
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>Status: (Please pick one)
NEET (disclaimer: failing two online classes)

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Female, 23, Straight

>Location
Middle of nowhere, would love to relocate. Ideally not outside of Canada/USA. Canadian citizen.

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Depends on the person.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Don't be psycho or very controlling. Okay with me playing my bass and having a part time job as a barista or something.

River#9936
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>>29862324
>I would like to be traditional house wife
would love to talk to you, your discord is broke though. my kik is orleono
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>>29864061 Where in Canada tho, like province? Middle of nowhere is most of the country
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>>29864061
> Okay with me playing my bass and having a part time job as a barista or something.
pretty sure any of the legit people on here would have no problem with someone playing an instrument
and even fewer would have a problem with someone willing to actually have a job.
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>>29858693
>but my primary goal is not love

Is it something you would be open to? or is this strictly just a friends thing?
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Hii!

>Status
Neet

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Cis F, 27, bi

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
US, probably not willing to relocate, I'm looking for online only right now

>What you are looking for
Someone to send good morning and good night texts to, a friend, someone to care for and look after who will care for me too, as well as helping me save money and maybe send gifts

>Anything else you would like to add?
I'm 5 feet, 100lbs, blonde, blue/green eyes. My personality is optimistic and easy going. I love helping people and making them smile. I'm a gamer, I just started playing Genshin Impact! I also love anime, movies, reading, animals, exercise, fashion, and traveling! When it's safe I want to visit Korea.

If youre interested please drop your discord!
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>>29864854
What games?
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>>29864854
Sameji#6903
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>>29864854
Tbm#9769
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>>29864855
Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, Mother 3, Genshin, Slay the Spire, Persona :) oh I also like Horror games too! Corpse Party, Doki Doki, 999
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>>29864854
reallycrunchytacos#1919
good taste in vidya
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>>29864873
Add me on Genshin? UID:601429344
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>>29864854
I might be down.

atomichypercrab#9578
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>>29864854
honeyking#9152
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>>29864940
>>29864926
>>29864884
>>29864865
>>29864861
Request sent :3
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>>29864967
I didn’t see a request. What am I looking for?
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>>29864854
McBait#4832
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>>29864967
Based
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>>29864967
Yup I never got any add request from you. Mind messaging me?
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>>29847851
>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 30, straight

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Southeastern US. Not willing to relocate, but you can come to me I guess.

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
FWB, gf, fuckbuddy, whatever.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Be willing to put in some work around the house. This isn't a free ride. No kids, no smoking.
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>>29865023
Fuck, forgot my discord: Mr. Twinkles#1878
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>>29864989
larp or bait, didn't add anyone
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>>29865033
Lame
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>>29865033
Huh? No I'm not I sent requests to all who posted! The first part of my name is imbaby
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>>29857339
You have been emailed.
-42
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>>29865045
I never got a request from you.
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>>29864854
>>29850665
Hope you see this.
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>>29860787
Oh ty! I'm surprised to be called "cool" but I appreciate it.
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>>29864692
It's something that I'd be open to, but not actively looking for
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 34, straight

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Denver Colorado, not willing to relocate.

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Female NEET or Cute femboy to live with me rent, groceries, utilities some weekly spending money included in exchange for sex. You can live your own life as long it does not impact mine.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?

I don't need a maid but you need to clean up after yourself, no smoking thc ok, good hygeine a must no junkies.

Discord Tiggles#1121
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
35,M
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Southeastern Pennsylvania. I own my dwelling, so relocation would require selling it and buying something elsewhere.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
girlfriend (bio females only)
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I'm looking for someone who shares interests with me (videogames, anime, possibly some love of science too) to talk to and possibly develop a relationship. Someone who doesn't have expensive tastes or needs. A full neet would be fine, but if she actually moves in I would need her to work at least part-time to help out financially. Beyond that, I gravitate more towards outcasts and people who can't fit in to normal society, because that how I am myself.
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/biz/ degenerate visiting /soc/ for the first time. does anyone actually arrange anything or is this all larp?

>Status
Provider: bills (rent, food, utilities) + allowance
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Younger 20's M / Straight
>Location
Texas Triangle. Would assist with relocating.
>What are you looking for
Cuddle buddy fwb who tolerates my racist & financial rants. If you keep the place looking nice allowance goes up too.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Would be cool if interested in the arts because, even though they're not really my thing, I still appreciate them. Just don't be boring lol.
>Contact
degeneratesocthrowaway@gmail

>Extra section about myself
For a while I was hyperfocused on finance and now that I've made it I wanna live a little.
Big gearhead, have multiple vehicles. Some road ready, some not.
Very racist
Not white
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>Status
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
33/m/straight
>Location
California
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Someone to spend time and maybe band together to move in with each other and have a relationship?
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I would hope that you're into pc gaming and likes movies / anime. Someone who doesnt mind spending a bit of time. Someone who isnt looking for a sugar daddy but an actual companionship
>Contact
Boots#0001
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Bisexual femboy NEET looking for a provider. From the UK but up for moving and willing to take a housewife role while I'm there, doing chores etc
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>>29866337
What do you look like
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>>29866337
Doesn't work
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>>29866344
wow you are cute i would make you my housewife and breed
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>>29848242
my discord got b& i had to make a new one

MeatballNUTS#5517

something about "community guidelines"
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>>29866344
from the UK, provider, best way to get in touch?
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>>29862324
Mid 20s male in CO
juffury#2368
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>>29866511
Faggot.
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>>29847962
24, M, upstate NY Binghamton area here. Ive never really used this board before but if you'd like to contact let, me know what app I should download and make a profile on. Im clean and would expect you are too.
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>>29866344
firstmlast#5802
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>asl
21 M the netherlands
>status
NEET, I'm poor as heck
>Sex/gender
I'm male, and i like anybody. I'm not very picky
>Location
I live in the Netherlands(as i said earlier), I'm not currently looking to relocate but maybe in the future. Open to any online stuff
>What I'm looking for
I'm looking for someome who can help me survive this student life lol. I'm fine with fwb, platonic, live-in maid (as long as i have anough time to work on school stuff), but I'm open to anything
>Contacts
You can contact me on kik for now. My kik is bakytime. After you contact me there and wanna move somewhere else then sure.
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>>29865842
made a discord
/biz/ native#3011
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>Status
Provider

>Seeking
Cute girl who's working towards something. People interested in hydroponics.

>ASL
25/M/US

I bounce between a bunch of states west of Texas. Occasionally, I stop by the east coast.

>Interests
Traveling, gaming, computers, finance, programming, tech, food, cooking

>Tag
stratosphere#0073
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Hi. I'm 21 F Canada. Pic related is me.
I'm a neet depressed sad-o with extreme insecurities and a coping mechanism of pretending to be a cute anime girl.
Please play along I will love you I get attached really easily.
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>>29867020
How tall are you?
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>>29853509
Thats sad.
Don't sell your body like that. Just wash cars and clean windows for fucks sake.
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>>29867040
I'm 5'3
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>>29867057
Ok add me: >>29847868
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>>29867020
where in canada, what province or city?
what is your discord?
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>>29867020
If you're real, add me. This is me:
>>29864926
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>>29867020
Sounds bait as hell but hmu, just don't expect to get too far beyond just chatting without some amount of proof about who you are.
Also, not looking for nudes or sex, I'm a lonely dude not a horny dude

The Extra Chromosome#4801
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Yeah, i will bite.
MisterBait#4832
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>>29867020
see:
>>29864940
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>>29867081
Ontario
chizuru#6719
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
30 M Straight
>Location
Los Angeles, California
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Paid dates / exchanging some money for affection
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Let's talk and get to know each other. Be local.
Lexa#8966
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Onlyfans com / satanzangel666
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>>29867150
What part? I’m in Ottawa myself
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>>29867425
dont advertise here, failed whore
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>Status:
NEET

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
female, eighteen, bisexual.

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Nevada, no.
>What you are looking for
I just want an online friend. Being a lone NEET is very lonely and I’m too afraid to leave my house due to anxiety.

>Anything else you would like to add?
I have severe anxiety. I haven’t felt human affection in two years and I’d like to meet someone to talk to on Discord, maybe VC and play some games or watch movies. I don’t know ..

>Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I just want a friend. I want someone who I’d be able to talk to, and they can talk to me. I’ll accept anyone who isn’t creepy. I’m very anxious and can be a little hard to talk to at first, so I’m sorry. If it blooms into something else that would be fine too ... I’m just very scared to leave my home, and will probably be a Hikikomori for the rest of my young life.

Contact me on Discord, please.
#onetrix#9208
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https://discord.gg/8mKXKV3j
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>>29867150
> Ontario
ah yes, the dating monopoly of eastern canada, and that's why I don't post my profile anymore, no locals to be found
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>>29865842
Shameless self shill
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>>29867055
>Don't sell your body like that. Just wash cars and clean windows for fucks sake.
All women are naturally whores.
You don't make a six figure income washing cars. You do selling pics of your butthole online.

Being a woman isn't even life on EZ MODE. It's a god-mode cheat. You simply cannot lose without deliberately sabotaging yourself, and even then it's hard.
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>>29868037
someone is jealous
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>>29868352
>>I'm a neet depressed sad-o with extreme insecurities and a coping mechanism of pretending to be a cute anime girl.

I don't care about your opinion in the slightest.
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>>29868544
and yet you replied
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>>29868586
but not to me </3
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>>29858690
>>29858693
See, depending on very specific circumstances I might be interested, but I feel like if you're beyond a certain point you'd be so ideologically committed to the life you've chosen it couldn't possibly go anywhere.

I dated an FtM once, but she was in the very early stages. She'd just been on testosterone a few months, hadn't even started growing any hair yet -though experienced most of the other side effects like the giant clit. She was extremely feminine but tried to cover it up with button up shirts, it was to be frank, adorably pathetic. She'd just never been called pretty before yet she drove me insane. After a few months with my encouragement she dropped most of it. She was wearing skirts and lingerie and growing out her hair and wearing make up. I never really got over the relationship, she drove me so crazy and then just utterly betrayed and destroyed me...
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>>29867020
>>29850665
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>>29856292
Interesting, you still around to talk?
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>>29866670
My Kik is jessieblack010
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>Status: (Please pick one)

Semi-Provider


>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
28m latin straight

into basketball/soccer playing not watching movies comedies/horror/action-- broad taste in music also and video games duh

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
texas/ yes

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
bio female for fwb?? live in maid status ? if it turns into more that would not be something i am againts


>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
im not really picky honestly the most important thing is being able to communicate with each other and sharing a laugh together

thatguy#6943
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>>29869318
Sure.
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>>29847868
As an addendum:
Regardless if you have issue or not, I'm not asking for much, just your company, and I'll take care of you. I want a genuine NEET, who doesn't want to work etc. You don't need to do housewife stuff either. Add me if interested in being taken care of.
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>this thread
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>>29867714
here, latino anon, i would talk to you but i dont like using discord, i would use anything besides discord if you want to
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>>29870507
How tall are you, this is important.
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I have a morbid curiousity in this but I don't wanna end up trapped, raped, made homeless if it doesn't work out, or spend the rest of my days as somebody else's bangmaid until they get bored of me.
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>>29870991
That won't happen. There's anons looking to genuinely care for another.
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>>29871005
this, people here at least are honest
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>>29870991
could always talk with em for a few months first, make sure they're actually a cool person and not malicious
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>>29862324
Since you mentioned hobbies, what kind of hobbies do you like?
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>>29867714
I shot ya an add on Discord. I've been through depression and all the anxiety that goes along with it. I'm happy to chat with ya or play games or shit
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>>29870991
Most of the thirsty simps here are more likely to smother you with puppy-like desperation than smother you with a pillow. Carth only wants anime-perfect trannies to keep in his rape dungeon, and I don't think Thundy leaves r9k. Other than them, you're more likely to be proposed to after a week than murdered and left in a ditch.
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>>29865413
Just realized I forgot to include my discord, lol.

Igtenos#7318
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>>29870991
Do proper protection. Tell a friend about your provider and if they don't hear from you, call the cops. Get the provider ID, passport, meet him before actually going to his place, etc, etc. lots of ways to mitigate the risk
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>>29859035
I'd bike with you
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Status:

NEET

MtF, 19, attracted to all, but prefer girls/other trans girls, Asexual (I won't fuck you, or anyone.)

Scotland, Galloway, yes if possible/viable. (Don't have passport, working on it)

Friend, Gf, can be live-in Maid

I'm pretty Low Maintenance, tend to stay indoors due to photosensitivity skin condition. V into gaming. Play some instruments, can cook basic meals (nothing super impressive/difficult to prepare), Almost 2 months HRT. Love animals and can take good care of most animals if given proper instructions. Pretty laid back. Rather submissive, very cuddly, basic knowledge of psychology and generally okay at finance. Can learn pretty quickly.
If I sound neato my discord is @AURORA//BLACK#2043
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>>29870978
5'8. You?
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>>29871582
>Asexual (I won't fuck you, or anyone.)
the only thing worse than a tranny is a tranny that won't put out
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>>29871582
>Asexual (I won't fuck you, or anyone.)
granted sex isn't everything, you pretty much just nuked your own post. May as well remove the gf part cuz I can almost guarantee no one wants a gf that doesn't put out.
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>>29871582
You sound wonderful anon!
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>>29872144
t. tranny cocksucker
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>>29872061
I hate people who say dumb shit like that. Yes, there are plenty of people who wouldn't want that, but there are also plenty of people who are fine with it. Stop projecting your stupid shit.
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>>29872144
Thank you anon
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>status
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 25, straight
>location
Norway
>what are you looking for
Company
I don't have a social life and my dog died a little while ago and my house is so empty now and I'd like to get a new one but the specific breed I want has a years long waiting list these days
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Would prefer a female because I don't want my family to think I'm gay, doesn't need to get sexual though, just having somebody in the house to take care of would be more than enough.
Also would be nice if the person could mow the lawn when I'm on the ocean for extended periode of time, it gets to be a big problem when it gets too tall
>contact
I don't really have any social media but I do have a wickr to buy weed, wavygravy12
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>>29872988
I hate to say it but you are right. There are simps so desperate that they will actually pay money for friendship.

I think it’s wrong and gives the impression that truly free rides exist. The bare minimum for an almost free ride should at least be some dick sucking.
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>>29873769
Oh, I was referring to relationships specifically, but fair point.
I don't think it counts as a free ride if both parties are fine with an asexual relationship. But I can see why someone would think what you are saying in the context of this thread. Either way, as long as people are happy, whatever floats their boat.
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>>29870991
Exactly, I wonder if anyone was murdered because of these threads.
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>>29873855
I highly doubt it.
People usually are way more careful when meeting people here
People meeting random guys on Tinder have a much greater risk desu
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>>29872988
No actual person wants a leech living with them. You're the type of person that enables these people in thinking they can get a free ride in life. And like I said in my own post, sex isn't everything of course, but I can almost guarantee that the only people who would be fine with "just friends" are either extremely desperate, or in their late 30's/40's which given the posters age will probably be told old for them.

You want to talk big though, why not adopt them yourself? Or do you have an issue with their post?

You don't have to be a sex slave, but bare minimum for free room and board if you aren't gonna get a job should be a decent dick suck.
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>>29874154
I actually would consider adopting someone if I didn't just fucking struggle with stage 3 cancer and almost die multiple times, and now I'm concerned about getting out of an abusive situation myself.
Suck a fucking dick, you just seem like a cunt in general. Is that why you can't get any pussy so you're browsing these threads hoping for someone to actually have sex with you?
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>>29874200
Sounds like you shouldn't even be in this thread if you got all that going on. Funny you call me a cunt yet you are the one hurling insults.

>Is that why you can't get any pussy so you're browsing these threads hoping for someone to actually have sex with you?
You do realize you are browsing here as well right? Plz anon, go outside for a bit and take a walk.
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>Status:

Semi-Provider / NEET

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:

trans girl, 20, pansexual

>Location and are you willing to relocate?

i live by Raleigh NC atm and willing to relocate (preferably north east)

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)

room/flatmate, friend, gf, bf, fwb, master

>Anything else you would like to add?

Im currently in an abusive household and I just need a room to stay in (preferably in the city or suburbs.)
im an alternative queer artist looking to live with likeminded ppl around my age. 420 friendly

>contact
discord: maxx#6144
IG: skeleton_gutz
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>>29874329
wtf you're hot

i can't adopt you atm but if you want to sext and keep in contact my kik is mansgothorny in case you have one
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>>29873855
>Exactly, I wonder if anyone was murdered because of these threads.
I absolutely guarantee white girls who have fallen for the jewish guilt meme and started to date negros have been murdered at a rate tens of thousands of times more often than an e-whore getting free rent from an lonely retard on /soc/.

You people are scared of the most retarded scenarios but ignore tens of thousands of black-on-white rapes and murders each year. 97% of half-nog babies born in a WFBM pairing end up bastards to single mothers, yet you don't warn white women trying to "woke-virtue" and upset their parents by dating apes. But you're afraid of roommates.

Makes sense.
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>>29874341
>cant adopt
>hey bb lets sext :)
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20/M/US/Bi/NEET
State of Missouri, willing to relocate to Wyoming or instate.
Fine with anything, though if you're looking for sex, I'm a dominant top.
Kik: SilberKonig
Discord: SilverKing#8062
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>>29874515
yeah what about it i'm horny
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>>29874581
They are neets looking to be adopted, not prostitutes'/escorts. You're the type of person that makes people wary of this whole process.
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>>29874277
I was just curious of what opportunities arose. You're assuming I was looking to adopt. I said I could if I was in that spot, not I was currently aiming for it lmao. And no, if I were to adopt, I wouldn't be looking it as a way to get my dick wet. Unlike you. So again, stfu.
And you're the one who was calling people leeches and trying to act tough with "you talk big, adopt them yourself".
You were being a cunt, you threw insults first. Then when someone points it out, you try to be all "wahhh you were being mean"
Anon you really are fucking retarded. No wonder the only way you'll get someone is through this.
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>>29874586
ok if i'm making people wary of being adopted by strangers by the internet solely asking to sext and explicitly stating i was not adopting that's their issue
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>>29849359
Fucking this kek
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>>29874493
what pill is this
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>>29874644
>No wonder the only way you'll get someone is through this
Says the person currently browsing lol.

Where did I throw insults first though? By telling someone they just hurt their chances big time? You must be new here, I suggest a blue board since you obviously can't handle being here.

If you aren't looking to adopt then why are you here to begin with? "I could if I would" is the calling card of someone who is a flake and never follows through. Again, go outside for the love of god. You have a condition, get some fresh air.
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider
Semi-Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
27 M and 25 F couple, M straight, F Bi

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Arizona, close to California and Nevada.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
just a room/flatmate, friend, F only, gf, fwb, live-in maid, strictly platonic
>Anything else you would like to add?
I am making this post for my wife and I, I am hoping to find my wife a nice friend and someone who will help to keep out apartment clean as well. You would have your own room and rent would be paid with housekeeping and hanging out with my wife.
My wife also has an attraction to other women and I wouldn't mind either if both of you found each other attractive. Further details can be talked about for those interested.
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R: 0▶
21/F/NC I need $40. I'm not that attractive but can exchange pics/companionship for help with this amount. Discord: crunchy#2051
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>>29874795
Tag doesn't work friend
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>status
semi-provider (edging on neet)

>age/gender/sexuality
24/F/bi

>location
VA (USA) (previously lived in NJ)

>willing to relocate
yes, please

>what are you looking for?
well, my situation where I'm living has gotten worse in a pretty short period of time. I'm finding it very difficult to make do on bills even. it's likely I'll need to find somewhere else to go within two months. basically, I need somewhere I can move to and possibly be late on my first month of rent until I find I job, and be able to find a job relatively quickly so I can still pay my bills (like my car payments). I also have a wonderfully cuddly cat & a turtle.

>about me
I play a lot of video games, and I watch a lot of anime and read manga. I can work and cook, and you know, keep tidy. I have about two years worth of credits towards my degree, I'd like to finish it eventually as well. Right now, I work in a call center, I take calls for 1-800-Medicare. Unfortunately, my hours have decreased since working here and I commute 60miles, 5 days a week. My last car died so I'm financing a more reliable car now, but just getting the cheapest I could get put me back a bit and I'm kind of just now realizing how quickly I need a change to continue to make things work.
Ideally... we could motivate each other to work out and eat well, as I'm trying to lose weight, and it's a bit hard to keep that motivation sometimes. Otherwise, I don't think I'd say I need us to be best friends or anything. We could just be roomies. I just don't want a roommate who would judge me for my hobbies (no drugs btw).
Please feel free to dm me if you want. I usually get to know people by playing video games with them, it makes the awkward first conversations much easier (': I hope you have league or risk of rain 2, or minecraft.
I am seriously looking to move, I don't have any preference beyond it being in the US, and in an area I could find a job pretty quickly & easily in.

^I posted this in the discord before
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drop your discord if you wanna talk. I'm already talking to a few people on discord from the server but I figured it doesnt hurt to post here too, I don't normally but I kinda need to start figuring out a plan of action. :V
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>>29874864
Faytx191#5968

I'm down in NC so actually not to far away and we have similar interests. I also have all 3 games you listed.
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>>29874862
>>29874864

Jesus this sounds sad

whats your OnlyFan

i ll buy some pics
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21/F/NC I need $40. I'm not that attractive but can exchange pics/companionship for help with this amount.. Discord: crunchyx#2051
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>>29874862
>>29874864
Sounds like you and i have a bunch in common anon (i wish i had some more buds who played ror2), even the cooking and working out. I am across the country from you, but if you're interested you can shoot a friend request.

reallycrunchytacos#1919
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>>29874722
I literally just said I was just seeing what was happening. I also literally said I wasn't looking for sex, unlike you. And I already pointed out when you did, pretending that it didn't happen just makes you look stupid. It's very obvious I am more in the boat of looking to be adopted, but would adopt if I was in that position. Right now I am not, so I ideally would like to find a semiprovider situation or something. You keep on bringing up the "I would if I could" just to ignore the reasons I clearly state why I am here, which again, makes you look absolutely mindblowingly idiotic. And ffs you going on about going outside like you aren't a fucking neckbeard desperately looking for pussy. At least I have a fucking extreme case where I'd like to be adopted, and an actual reason to not go outside. Because you know, no fucking energy. You're trying to push some sort of high ground through willfull ignorance like it makes you look better or prove some kind of point. Ignoring shit doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Get the fuck over it. And again, at least I have valid excuses. You on the other hand.... don't have a single one. Sad.
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>>29874909
I don't have OnlyFans
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>>29874976

see you get an Only Fans sell some pics, and get a car
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>>29875056
Only fans is literally a pyramid scheme you fucking dolt. Don’t tell her that shit.
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>>29874686
The BBP.
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>>29875060

i ll tell her whatever the fuck i want

1900ridemydick
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>>29875102
And that’s fine but you uh, a whole ass clown if you think onlyfans is the solution to her problems you piss poor excuse for a man.
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>>29874862

Where at in VA? I'm over in the 540. I'd be interested in talking and being friends/possible roommates.
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>>29874859
Sir that's a russian/nigeran man, not a woman. You're giving a fat, or possibly skinny man money for pics he's collected.
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>>29875056
I have a car, im making payments on it
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>>29875117
Richmond
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>>29875164

Cool, unfortunately i don't play any of those games you listed, but where's a good place to DM you?
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>>29875143
I never gave them anything lol. I was just curious why someone needed 40$
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>>29871896
5'11 :)
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>>29874686
The common fucking sense pill.
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>>29875336
I think you mean /pol/brain rot. Go back to your containment board.
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>Status:
Provider - High paying job, pretty chill and lots of vacation time available, though I work occasional midnights and evenings

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
34, CIS-Male, Strait

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Ontario Canada. Not willing to relocate due to my work being here

>What you are looking for
Looking for a submissive bio/cis gendered woman 20+ for companionship, keeping my place clean, and being open to casual, sex. Really into petplay and slaveplay with light to medium bondage and domination (No painplay, rapeplay, blood play or other such extreme kinks...Hell I don't even like choking). Also bonus points if you're open to travel and international travel.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements?
I'm an average looking guy who likes to provide and please. I'm into a lot of the typical geeky hobbies like anime, video games, MMO's, tabletop games, ect but I also enjoy hockey, pick-up sports like basketball and soccer. I also like to keep relatively fit and eat healthy as well as cooking.

reach out to me at:
matt.warhammer.stuff@gmail.com
if interested
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>>29875298
That's cool. I'm not height-obsessed honestly, nor am I ashamed of being a manlet.
Happy to chat if you drop contact.
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>>29875341
Quarantining inconvenient truths doesn't make them go away, bruh.
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>>29875697
how can you call it a truth without a source
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asl
32 M US
>status
Providee
>Sex/gender
Bi Male
>Location
Southeast US
>What I'm looking for
Long term friend or more
>Contacts
KIK is acetrainercameron
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>>29875336
I'm talking to someone from here now. She's a sweetheart. We're just starting as friends, like anybody should.

Take your time, get to know one another, and watch for dangerous signs.
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>>29875676
You have discord?
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>>29864854
Probably super late to the party, but Raikou#6820. 31/M/OR
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>>29876125
Yes.
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>>29867714
im pretty late but added! 20/m/FL just wanna talk over disc and maybe send pics if the mood is cool
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>>29875714
Because this isn't a paper, and regular people who aren't autistic don't demand citations outside of that. That being said, the FBI crime statistics will address some of those.
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>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-Provider.
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 25 Straight.
>Location
NC
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
A hot NEET that will blow me for rent
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I'll help with rent, you'll swallow cum. Female only.
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>>29858690
I have a car with a manual tranny(takes less damage than an auto when flat towed) and have experience with my grandfather's trailer (50'holiday rambler) which my uncle currently has. And my grandma still has the f350 to tow it however the trailer has some flood damage (floors and counters need replaced, all appliances still work well) and the frame on the 350 is bent slightly from 2 decades of pulling the trailer
I also don't have a remote job but may be willing to do some temp work. I unfortunately lie just outside your age range at 23
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>>29865842
>Big gearhead, have multiple vehicles. Some road ready, some not.
Some people from fl/o/rida and the east c/o/ast are doing a tail meet in the first week of October, come on down
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>>29875060
>pyramid scheme
We have entire books where we write down what words and phrases mean. Try reading a book, nigger. You learn phrases you read about on Faceberg and repeat them trying to sound smart, but only reveal your ignorance.
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>>29877393
Deets? Def interested. Wondering if I should take a car or motorcycle.
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>>29874862

I'm >>29865413
My discord is Igtenos#7318 if I sound interesting to you. Honestly not sure how I'd feel about the time scale you seem to be working with here, though. But it sounds like we'd get along either way.
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>>29871005
if that is true then why are there never any testemonies? what happens to these NEETs?
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>>29878286
I've only heard/read of 2/3 stories tops that worked out. The rest don't last past a visit it seems (if it even gets that far with all the flakes).
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>>29877384
I'd be interested in talking more if you're down, age is less important than life skills/abilities/maturity and mainly added it to filter out the youngshits who think RV living would be a piece of cake. Do you have any states/locations that you'd want us to visit regularly, or would you prefer a more season-based semi-nomadic living situation?
>>29868820
You sound like you'd likely want to go into this under the pretenses of eventually dating. Don't have any interest in people with broken bird syndrome either, but if I'm wrong feel free to drop a contact.



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