Last one died too soon, let's keep this one going for a while.
>>30213418You are definitely from Peru. Do you hit the beach or hike everyday? Every pic you post your making everyone's lives seem boring with their bathroom selfies, lol.
>>30213418you like nature, hanging out with friends and go crazy sometimes, you also post some of your pics on photofeeler>>30213525 you look like a depressed nice guy who is having a midlife crisis but still tries to stay positive. you like to shoot pics where your biceps stick out.
>>30213418You are Latino. you like to make people laugh or at least you try to be funny, your favorite place is the beach.
>>30213558But biceps is the only thing I have, lol. And showing any more skin than your arms, like shirtless or naked is giga-gymcel homo tier. Like the gymcel homos in body rate threads who rate naked dudes day in and day out with their same pic they took 3 years ago.As for you, you would of probably liked these threads more last summer. It would fill with discussion now its just people who dump their pic(or someone else's) and vanish into thin air.
>>30213932trueeee dude but why was there way more activity last summer, did all the people just stop posting here or what?
>>30214194Lockdown so everyone was at home and bored with nothing to do. I never been to 4chan before and thank god I didn't waste my youth on this site, lol.
>>30213418Would take you hiking for a first date. Wouldnt hold your hand till the end >>30213525Would get mad if you didnt sleep with him at the end of the date>>30213558 plays it cool the whole time>>30213561Acts super dorky the whole time but is super nice
>>30213418you're a light-skin Dominican who despises dark-skin dominicans
>>30214227oh god is that why this place has gone to shit? I didn't browse 4chan at all during lockdown, pre-covid had a different feel to it.
>>30214269Yeah, pretty much.The piss drinker above got her on lockdown and sadly he is still here. The normalfags that came here from lockdown tried to make this their strange safe space, but luckily most of them are already gone. There used to be a bigger variety of people, but I guess thanks to seeing the same people over and over, it just got boring, since that lasted months.
>>30214239>Would get mad if you didnt sleep with him at the end of the dateI wouldn't. I once liked a girl where holding hands was the most sexual thing she would do. Getting to first base was even more rare, lol.As for you, really high sex drive and can probably legit squirt far from orgasms. And you probably scream during orgasms.>>30214276Only Megamind calls me that. I stayed because I liked the two hottest girls I ever seen on Planet Earth and you would constantly argue with both of them as well. Now, there is no point but I post for fun and out of habit. Just like how people post on any message board or messanger, really no diff except a lot more fags and dicks.
>>30214402>I stayed because I liked the two hottest girls I ever seen on Planet EarthMate, trannies are not real women.
>>30213418Wears non prescription glasses to seem less attractive.>>30213525Has posted enough times in these threads I'm starting to lose material which is kinda rare.>>30213558Sometimes spends more time in the bathroom getting ready to go out than most girls. I need a silk robe tbqh.>>30213561Is a professional stock photo model>>30214239Owns multiple wigs for the sole purpose of practicing the perfect bangs
>>30214478>>30214269things make so much more sense now, i took advantage of the lockdown and got so involved in my hobbies i didn't come to this cesspool for more than 6 months straight, which is the longest i've gone without coming on here kek. ironic how he refers being shirtless to being faggy if he's a literal tranny-lover
>>30212603>>30214252There's at least two my guys. But I'll roll
>>30214726>>30214276>inb4 seperate posts posting
>>30213418Nt changing from hispanic, maybe Maui? >>30213525Still don't have a clue man, still saying slavic of some origin.>>30213558Israeli >>30213561Still saying Italian / Greek>>30213629Pakistani?>>30214239British? >>30214716I wanna say Northern African (Or obviously -> American, but that's to easy?)
>>30214746>726>276coincidence? I think not.
>>30214716These are usually the only worthwhile threads. It requires use of the alphabet and not just the numerical keypad like rate threads.>>30214741You can make any assumptions in this thread, its not a ethnicity guess thread. I'm going to assume you don't like the mainland and rarely travel to India.
>>30214741Imagine being this clueless...First one is an ethnicity thread, not the same.Second one is a larp thread that was made after this one just to make fun of that poor girl, really pitifulMy guess is that english is not your first language, not even the second and that you havent lurked 4chan too much
>>30214918>>30214890>"Assumption thread"I made my assumptions fuckers, deal with it. Also >>30214918 all your assumptions are wrong.
>>30216137Then you are retarded by nature?>>30216142Not the person who posted this photo.
>>30214478I didn't know there was two.
>>30216748oh anon, we're all retarded here, did you not get the memo?
>>30216878Two what? There was no two trannies. One was the highest rated person in every rate thread every time.
>>30213418his friends always try and find him a gf>>30213525starting lifting so he could date stacey's>>30213558finds styling tips on youtube>>30213561softest guy in the world. watches pixar films in secret>>30213629was the guy that could grow a full beard in middle school>>30214239WOW addict as a teenager>>30214716always down for a good time, the fun one of the group>>30214741proud of his culture>>30216142the innocent front is a just a disguise for the sexual deviancy>>30216751likes guys who greet her with "hey shawty"
>>30214716Is a major franchise consoomer, owns a samurai sword, only dates white girls, is a janitor>>30216142This is What Men Want (TM), would have sex with but straight as an arrow, should stop swimming in lakes because it seems icky>>30216751Bri'ish, thinks Monroe piercings are sophisticated, has SEX, gets stared at by scandalized families for wearing outfits like that to the grocery, smells like synthetic cotton candy
>>30217125>starting lifting so he could date stacey'sThat's a good a reason as any to start lifting. You just have to be toned and tall, its not that hard. Sometimes you will see a 5'10 guy in good shape with a attractive woman but its not that common over here.You are the guy that would put a Whoopy Cushion under your boss's chair or sabatoge some house or office appliances. You pull a lot of pranks on your friends, family or coworkers. You caused someone to lose a finger or an eye but otherwise no big deal.
>>30214239U were accurate af with your assumptionsWorks in a beauty saloon, has a select group of close friends>>30213561Mildly accurateU have big bro energy, u take care of your younger siblings, probably 3 or 4>>30213558Those weren't assumptions, u just described my photo and the sites I lurkYou are too much worried about other people's opinions and it makes you insecure af in person, you are 10 times more open in the internet>>30213525No, I'm not. Kinda once per week, sorry anon, where are you from? I'm guessing somewhere in the middle of Europe?>>30214716I just borrowed the glassed for the photo lolU started a small breakdance group but your friends lost interest and went doing something else>>30214751Won't even be able to guess where maui is in a world map>>30217125Cried for several days and nights over a girfriend who cheated on him with one of his friends, girls find him too soft despite looking very masculine
>>30218490>Those weren't assumptions, u just described my photo and the sites I lurk??? disagreed.
>>30213418gets naked ladies >>30213525in love with an asian girl>>30214239very sweet>>30214716had to break up with a girl once bc she was too annoying. easy enough to get along with, and throws in some good one-liners occasionally>>30216142not you
>>30213558You definitely enjoy those gay threads posted here. Especially the catalog where you can't look anywhere in the catalog without seeing dicks and male assholes.>>30213418Cowabunga enjoying life a real life enjoyer. >>30213525Jew who hasn't won depression. But makes a good effort, you've been here so long I can't but think you're gay and browse those gay threads. I hope it ain't so but I also don't care but hope 4 u.>>30213561Friendly neighborhood scammer and cheat.>>30213629Turkiye nahmber whan! Siktir. >>30214239BLM activist. Supports everything and everyone except Palestina. >>30214716Afro ninga peace ninga>>30216142Respectful smooth skin>>30217125Eeeeeeey type of guy. >>30217126Experienced some shit that left its mark shit you glew up since last year tho your hair has grown really long looks beautiful. >>30217130Hardcore survivalist without any experience. Bear grylls if he was a IT worker. Some of these ain't assumptions fuck the system I could not define what assumption is exactly.
>>30218552Has self harm scars on her thighs.Hasn't worn a swimsuit in public in her entire adult life.Likes watching anime but only popular anime that is "safe" to watch.Likes Tame Impala but wishes they didn't because it's kind of basic bitch.Secretly re-watches all the Harry Potter movies once a year.Owns funko pop figures.Has serious mental health disorders and questions if she'll ever find her happily ever after.
>>30218568literally all of this is false except the first linethe way you criticize popular media and its enjoyers for being “basic” make me wonder if you’re the type of person who thinks listening to bands no one likes makes you special
>>30218490Nah, I'm from burgerland freedomland.>>30218552lol, she actually less than 50% Asian. Looking white with great Asian influences is very pretty.My friend's gf is hapa and while she just lives off Instagram money, she looks completely Asian, no white features at all. So looking white and having Asian features improve your white looks was the good end of the stick.You want to try exhibitionism or something daring like that but you're too afraid to start.>>30218562Not a Jew and I hide all the gay threads. My catalogue is very clean, no dicks or naked men. If you click [Show] Hidden threads though then its a fucking nightmare.I assume your convict brother is giving you and your family trouble and is already up to no good again despite just being released from prison.
>>30218659hasn't smiled once. NEET. fantasizes about a loving relationship with women you've only spoken to twice
>>30218659 #The kind of tired sleep won't fix>>30218562 #Absolute lad>>30218552 #Community college art degree, fun though>>30217130 #May have taken a life - for passion, not money>>30217126 #Cold in demeanour>>30217125 #Cheerful, bit dim but friendly>>30216751 #Likes a pint, quiet in the day, loud at night
Bump, this thread needs a life expectancy longer than 24 hours.Also a lot of my assumptions or offhand comments are always girl related, I wonder why. Like 6 in this thread.
>>30218674>living off instagram moneyman, that’d be nice. how long have you been talking to this girl?>exhibitionismalready done, it’s pretty great.
>>30220148Oh no, that's my friend's gf, lol. I was just saying some half asians look more Asian than white and some look more White than Asian. His gf looks completely Asian. The ones that look more white are the superior looking ones imo, like the one I like.
>>30219431Lives in a dungeon? Maybe? Why are your walls concrete >>30218659Doomer>>30218562Former frat boy, probably comes from a little money >>30218552Has an OF>>30217126Orphan in a sackcloth begging on the side of the street, but will fuck for money>>30214741Has strict parents >>30214716Listens to Kendrick and cries
>>30220227thats not you
>>30219431Escaped holocaust and travelled all the way to Scandinavia, lived under a bridge for 2 months>>30218562Cool bro, enjoys drinking beer by the fireplace with his friends, takes the negative with humor>>30220227Template of an average middle class american girl, forgettable
My ID probably change...because mods are losers. Just going to bump some responses since I feel like I never do that itt.>>30217125>always down for a good time, the fun one of the groupI really cant get use to how accurate these thread's assumption can be. But it really depends if I'm having a good day.>>30217126>Is a major franchise consoomer, owns a samurai sword, only dates white girls, is a janitor....I own a cavalry saber, pretty close. Nippon steel is a meme. But I only date, me, myself, and I. Cause i it's all i got.>>30218490>U started a small breakdance group but your friends lost interest and went doing something elseI can only dance when I'm completely drunk unfortunately and by completely I mean blitz, and damn that was a good guess about those glasses lol>>30218552>had to break up with a girl once bc she was too annoying. easy enough to get along with, and throws in some good one-liners occasionallyI barely date people, but I do kinda distance myself from annoying people. I don't like how you got the one liner part right.
>>30221090you drink more cum than water
>>30221090you’ve sucked someone off for mcdonald’s before
>>30221143That's a bit harsh you know>>30221175Funny enough, but true. Drunk decision
>>30221179sorry. was a joke that maybe went too far. post more?
Assuming people i haven't assumed b4.>>30213629Sells lady's perfume in a mall for a living. Has sisters, but no brothers.>>30214239Grew up in the Midwest, doesn't live there anymore. You still have most of your dolls from the old days.>>30214716Was once really into Yugioh. Openly likes country music. Hates tuna fish.>>30214741Had a herpes scare once. Has a strict diet. One of your parents is a teacher.>>30216142Shops at Target. Hasn't read a non-fiction book in at least a year. Almost certain one of her friends has fucked a dog.>>30216751Not you.>>30217126Had a parent who died when she was young. Has had a bf with a tribal tattoo. Can remember one specific night where she was alone and cold outside which she can't seem to forget as much as she wants to. >>30217130Has BPD. Hates his job but would hate it more if he's fired. His favorite band to listen to ironically is Three Days Grace.>>30218552Dyslexic. Doesn't like spicy food. Has pet rabbits. Hasn't cried herself to sleep in 2 whole months.>>30218562Has a great relationship with his dad. Drives a car he can only barely afford. Didn't vote last presidential election.>>30218659His apartment walls are too thin. Has a friend who asked him to invest in his tech start-up, but didn't do it. Is a manlet.>>30219431Almost drowned once. History buff. Recently stopped working in fast food/retail. Wants to buy a really nice telescope.>>30220227Was an underachiever in school. Is a really good cook, or dates one. Has a lot of friends who are single moms.>>30221090Watches The Walking Dead. Spends too much money on jewelry. Works at BWW. Has siblings that are doing much better than her.
>>30221337Not a manlet lol im 6” 2’
>>30218552From the UK no doubt
>>30221337goes to classic barbershops, lovesick>>30221090gothic seductress>>30220227high pitched laugh, likes cute dogs>>30219431needs vitamins and sun>>30218562always up to do sth fun, easy going>>30218552wants to work for a magazine
>>30213418A nonce somewhere in the Philippines, works in IT related field, most likely a sys admin, smells like mints>>30213525Turkish oil wrestlers that sometime sniff other mate's underpants and thongs secretly, very masculine smell that makes people avoid>>30213558A university student that wants extra cash allowance, so he might appear in some low budget porn jerking off some tranny, smells like expired milk>>30213561Live Love Laugh frames in the bed room, uma delicia sopa de macaco, shamelessly wears those tight speedo at the beach, smells like rusty iron bar>>30213629Iranian in origin because of trimmed beard, works in some hospitality related field, reeks of cumin and garlic and a mix of unknown oil for hair growth>>30214239Slav Natashas with dead fish eyes, septum or whatever that is indicates rebellious nature, "I'm unlike the other girl" is one of the motto, believes in astrology which is a red flag, reeks of cat food>>30214716neekerii :DD For some reason, works at some game company because racial quota token and intersectionality, not based on merits, smells like some medium-end parfum >>30214741On days off, probably plays some sitar at some temple. Champion for 3 consecutive years for the best squat at the beach. Smells like artificial and affordable cologne.>>30216142"Ha ha I'm a university student". Appears in some scat, vomit and piss porno for the thrill. Slavic in nature, so the boyfriend is some loan shark that likes to spit sunflower shells. Smells like EO.>>30217125Dad with 2 girls, smells like Irish Spring soap>>30217130Snapping deer's neck into two as a hobby>>30218562>a club>red shirt>beerdefinitely a killer>>30218659A mutt that hates his existence>>30219431"Do you have some weed" face. May transition to female if given the chance. >>30221337that self-obsessed supervisor that gives nothing but hell to co-workers>>30222459Master of fisting in some gay porn, may do some drag queens at certain night club
>>30223231The fuck I actually find this funny and entertaining, lol thanks a lot anon
>>30223231Lol, I'm superstraight master race, no gay shit. I did fake wrestling as a teenager when WWE was popular. Everyone in the neighborhood loved WWE. I don't think I smell of anything unless I use axe spray. I used to play sports 8 hours a day and never smelled. I didn't sweat either until I started getting older.
>>30223558Sure granpa, we believe you, now time to bed, yes... YES, NAP TIME! There we go, good!
>>30223922I'm giga-super straight. I hate using fake terms but apparently straight on this board means 'gay lite'. Too many fake terms like bisexual, pansexual, non-binary, probably other shit, they are just gay imo. Deal with it.
>>30224026Oh look who's up! Lol Yes, yes sweetie, let's go back to bedroom, good boy! No, leave those diapers alone. Keep moving honey! Good!
>>30224026>I'm giga-super straight
>>30213418I feel like the top half of this mans head really does not fit with the rest of his face and body, looks like a skinny nerd top part of head put onto someone else
>>30224092Lol, I knew it. That's why I said it.
>>30222459My bathroom is the classic barbershop.>>30223231>that self-obsessed supervisor that gives nothing but hell to co-workersThat kind of attitude isn't going to go over so well with the Regional, Mark.
>>30224096>>glasses=nerdThat's lazyLol also why would I want to have a huge forehead, no thanks anon, I like my hats and caps normal sized
>>30224092Based. Do you have the thread with the meltdown? I have this.
>>30224287Who's that suppose to be? I never seen that person before.
make your assumptions
>>30213418AHAHAHAHAHA PFFFFFFF>>30213525LMAO PFFFF>>30213558PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF>>30213561*VOMIT*>>30213629LMAO
>>30225657youre a looser!
>>30224096What the heck is that nitpicking? OP is cute I'd rather see his head than one of those sad incels that post all the time at least someone is smiling in this board
>>30225657You are an enjoyer of books
>>30225874afraid of clowns>>30225657allergic to garlic>>30224097fetal alcohol syndrome>>30222459bisexual>>30221337gotten away with multiple rapes>>30221090weird color anus>>30220227fucking retard>>30219431loves cheese>>30218659doesn't always wipe>>30218562sucked off one of his buddies once and they never speak of it>>30218552another fucking retard
>>30225657you like book
>>30225786laugh one more time...
>>30226775listen to modern baseball>>30225657genuinely a decent person>>30222459idk but you look like handsome squidward>>30221337either an alcoholic or if not just weird >>30221090you wish you had an onlyfans but care about your family too much>>30220227compensating for having a shit love life in high school>>30219431good taste in vaporwave>>30218552im down bad>>30217126has friends but doesnt hang out with them>>30217125you have a job