>>32009789
made the damn thread caus no one else will

>>32009792
Maybe they just all got adopted? Let's celebrate this brief moment of success.

Status:
Provide or Semi Provider, depending on financial and non-financial NEET want/need/have
In a full time job for nationnal electric company (can be usefull in this era)


>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality :
Male, caucasien, 34, straight, little beerbelly (but I'm working on it)


>Location and are you willing to relocate?
France, close to Germany/Luxembourg, in a small town
I have a free small room you in my current location
Can relocate, depending on my job opportunity in new area


>What you are looking for :
If you're a NEET who doesn't want to change :
Room/flatmate, depending on what you need/want/how broken you are and money you can put on the table
Female GF/FWB with libido, I can provide current needs and some financial support

If you need a shelter for few weeks / month and want a roof and meal :
Tell me more about your situation, I'm open to give you some help

If you want to participate in social activities, quit NEETness, want to share some bond :
You're the kind of person I'm primary looking for, as a roommate, fwb, gf or something else.

I'm open to other proposal, let's keep open minded

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I'm used to have many kind of roommates (friends, gf, fwb, homeless people) for almost all my life because I hate spending too much money for a cheap small place to live in when you can have more space and company at home.
Last roommate was a fwb/semi-gf and moved away 6 weeks ago for a job opportunity we find for her.
I like sharing conversations, activities but it's not necessary. Having an associal non communicative NEET is not a problem if it's the agreement.
I'm a kind of versatile and adaptative human, calm and organised as long as living term and conditions are clear and respected.
I like games in any shape (boardgames, videogames), manga and litterature (from Berserk to V for Vendetta), science, belgium craft beers and more


>Contact
Mohrne#2334

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>>32009789
>Status
Neet
>Sex
21/mtf/bi
>Location
California
>What are you looking for?
a life long partner to banter with and be affectionate with.
or someone who just wants to be a positive influence in my life until I'm independent.
I'm open to relocating, even to europe, if the person has the means to make it work.
I'm in college, I graduate in 2 months, and don't have strong career prospects, so i might be neeting up to a year.
>Free form
I like drawing and art, programming, playing music. I want to to fill my brain with as much information as my energy lets me.
I'm kind of a neet because I have executive function issues, but I do better when there's someone in my life I can trust and rely on for guidance.
i'm pretty passable and have a passing voice.
5'8"
130lbs
>tag
anonny nul#2332

>>32009792
tbank you kind an0n

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>Status
NEET
>Sex/Age/Sexuality
27, mtf, guys + trans only
>Location
Iowa, in a boring retirement community.
Would love to relocate.
>What are you looking for?
Long term partnership with sexoo and headpats. Personality>looks. I'd like to play the role of tradwife; cleaning is my specialty and I'm improving my cooking. Want to play vidya with you and watch shitty old B movies ala MST3k. Would be nice to have a tight friend group. I'd also like someone to drive me to appointments to further my transition.
>Anything else?
I like taking walks, reading, watching movies, singing, and playing board+video games. Don't quite pass yet but I'm getting better. I'm NEET cause I basically live in the village from 'Hot Fuzz'. Need: Comfort
5'11"
130lbs
>tag
Dinosapien23#4887

I'm a provider in West europe. Will take in any girl provided she is friendly, caring, willing to put in effort into the arrangement and have sex

Artyeezy#4478

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any gay or bi men living in virginia that'd be willing to put up with a mentally ill twink

i have income (from the government) so i won't be completely useless

>>32009978
Friend request sent, come get your headpats.

Are there any NEETs who need a room in Poland? You'd have your own (pretty big) room with small balcony, Internet, kitchen and bathroom would be shared with me. The room is not completely furnished yet (it only has a sofa, bed and a small wardrobe), but I'd be open to going to IKEA together to buy a desk, table, other stuff you might need. I live by myself and I'm so lonely. Not expecting anything sexual/romantic, I can buy groceries and cook sometimes, you'll get a place to live, it would be cool if you were open to cleaning. No addicts or people who steal. I can provide small weekly allowance as well. I'm not rich so don't expect anything fancy.
My contact info:
zielonepola@proton.me
I'm straight/F
As long as you are willing to spend time with me, go on walks together, go to a zoo, then idc about your gender.

>>32010618
post a discord
nobody uses session

>>32010618
federal agent or future true crime story

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i thought finding someone to help me would get me out of this rutt i was in and would help me finally start living life.
but instead looking has just dug me deeper, distracted me more, and
idk what to do. i'd tried to do better for so many years but just ended up isolating myself and pushing myself until i crashed and burned. every direction feels like it leads to a dead end, to more loneliness, more poverty, more pain.

>>32009861
You seem like a perfect match for me except for the trooning part. If you arent on drugs/surgery it could work though

I have posted my looking for bang maid ad.

Now I wait.

>>32011325
I can relate to everything you've said.
Im sorry things are this way.

Im trying to provide for myself so I don't need anyone else, but its so difficult to get motivation and its difficult to doing anything for myself.

It feels dismissive to say "you're not alone in feeling that way" because the way you're feeling is alone. I doubt it helps to share a similar struggle. I don't know what to tell you, friend. I wish you the best.

I have a house that's too big for me and it gets lonely but having some internet stranger living with me sounds like it could go wrong way too easily

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<<< ABOUT ME >>>

>ASL Orientation Race
28 / VeryGAY / Male / WestEU
>Your issues
F 84.5, no BF
>Personality description
Eccentric, weird, alien, antisocial, introvert, night stalker, nocturnal, comfy, anomalous, clingy, romantic
>Physical description
1.70m, 68 KG, feminine body and androgynous appearance (long hair)
want to loose more weight
>Style description
Psychonaut / elven boiwife at home, serial killer/hunter outside
>Hobbies and Interests
Gayming, Cuddling, Cooking, Psychedelics, Gardening, Nature (Animals/Plants)
Vermin/Darktide, Battlefield, War Thunder, Warframe, No Mans Sky, ME3/AMP
>Favorite music genres/albums/songs
Oldschool Goa Trance, Industrial/metal, 90s techno, ambient, Bhajans, Medieval/Folk music

<<< ABOUT YOU >>>
>Ages, Genders and Races
20+, androgynous / feminine male, slim or normal weight, long hair is a bonus
good health and bodycare, athletic (good stamina for walking and carrying)
(Willingness to improve selfcare if necessary)
>Issues that you think you can't deal with
Unresolved / dysfunctional mental illness, drug dependance, having 0 free time, gender issues (cutting off dick etc), being insecure about
being romantically with a male in long term, no confidence / willpower (not overcoming your parents because they dont want you to meet
someone)
>Personality traits
cute, cuddly, clingy, loyal, introvert, romantic, monogamous
ideally shares some interests with me
>Body Types and Heights
Any, as long as you are not obese. I can drill you if you can endure it.
>Biggest weaknesses (ex for style, personality traits, physical ones anything)
Long haired "elves": Androgynous and natural males, intelligent but free thinking, psychedelic interest, spiritual awareness, being verygay

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<<< OUR POTENTIAL LIFE TOGETHER >>>
Someone seeking to form an ideally lifelong bond with another young male. Build a life together, surrounded by nature and live out
eccentric hobbies together. All day naked, with no neighbors in the long term. Cuddle and comfort each other, cook and eat surrounded by
animal children. Becoming more self suffient, gain all the knowledge for growing and keeping whatever we need and want. Feed each other with
hallucinogens for breakfast, shower together and trip while being surrounded by nature. Leaving the human reality.

In the short term I can offer you one girly looking male with a comfortable apartment and a holiday. I am a NEET, so I have practically all
day and night. I would chat with you and if you match we may meet. Someone with enough spare time to play/talk/videochat with would be best.
I cannot provide for someone although I can house someone. You will need to be self sustaining finanically, at least have insurance.

If we would match we could live together, spend as much time together as possible and develop future plan to live together permanently. I am
pursueing to improve my living situation in the future, create a beautiful home with a garden and no neighbors for me and a possible Eheelf
to care for each other and stay young eternally.

If you're a NEET who cares only for finding love and seeks a way out of your current depressive reality, you may be offered a way out. My
existance is lonely and empty and I wish to finally end that. You don't need much, I have prepared to house someone if a compatible person would appear.

>>> CONTACT (botcheck)
Because of all the bots out there you should proof that you can at least write 2-3 sentences about why you want to get in contact with me
instead of "hi" or random dickpics. I'm sick of it and you hopefully will be not like them. This e-mail will be
deleted if I ever find a BF again.

(Discord / Telegram / Steam)
tfwnoelfbf@emailn.eu

>>32011325
its the same for me and i won't look or put myself out there anymore. i hope you find someone.

>>32012456
Yeah I'm okay with this only if there was a warmup period to get to know them and some kind of legal agreement regarding ejection from the house.

Considering the other thread complaining about what happened to the adopt a neet thread got removed i doubt this will last long.

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>>32009789
>About yourself
23m (twink) NEET, Straight, INTP, in good shape, good listener, love to try new things and generally curious/openminded.
From eastern europe and willing to be relocated to anywhere.

>What are you looking for
Someone feminine (women, trannies, femboys) willing to adopt a NEET and generally chill with them after work etc. Big plus for businesswomen that need a maid/servant. I dont mind cleaning and doing chores but Idk how to cook yet. (Weird and kinky stuff is fine too so dont be shy)

>Contact
Discord Hadrian#3996

any men from the uk :((

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>Status: (Please pick one)
NEET
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
18 femboy (birthday today!)
>Location and are you willing too relocate?
I am right now stuck in Berlin however given the fact that I just turned 18, the people hosting me want me to find my own thing. I’ve spent most of my savings on a ticket to NYC, so I am on track to moving to America (unless someone in Europe has a good offer). TLDR: I am willing to locate pretty much anywhere
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Really anything and I’m not at all joking. As long as there is a roof over my head, I’m free to do whatever you like, be your live-in maid, personal fucktoy, boywife, etc. Ideally you’d have a nice looking cock too haha
>What are you NOT looking for (if applicable)
Nothing comes to mind
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Etc...
Idk what else to put here so I will just give a summary of my situation: I am originally from Donetsk, however with the war I have had to leave the country on my own with an older cousin of mine back in March of last year. I was taken in through a host family that has been keeping me pretty much rent free while my cousin found work in Berlin but since I am now legally an adult, they want me to go find a job too which is pretty hard since I couldn’t finish my university education.
I just need a place to stay and am willing to do quite a lot for my host to keep me there (I can say this online now haha).
Other random facts if anyone cares: I am blonde, blue eyed, 5’1 (puberty pretty much missed me ik), and 90 pounds. Have been a femboy for a few years now so I love to be used by bigger older men. I also learnt English at school (and the internet) but my accent still prevails haha
I also have a wide variety of kinks which you should feel free to ask if anything.
Anyway, enough of the typing, here is my discord: depressedfem#8030

>>32012911
Me

Amazing. There is literally not a single straight poster in this thread.

>>32012709
That was a meta thread, the last proper AAN lasted a long time.

>>32013467
this board is all gays and troons, it fucking sucks

>>32012911
Tell us about yourself anon

>>32010588
yeah, drop discord and ill add you

>>32013467
There’s no women on this board anyways.

>>32014279
I've chatted with a few and been surprised that they were fairly normal.

It's just that they don't post in lewd threads because there are easier ways to get attention.

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>ASL
28/m/TX
straight, not interested in trans

>Status
Provider - have a small house, you're free to use the spare room(s) as you'd like. groceries and other necessities provided. We can go shopping on weekends for anything you need within reason, but I'm not a sugar daddy.

>Location
Preferring someone close by or willing to take a trip over before settling anything out. Not looking for someone who's not local and not planning on moving any time soon.

>What are you looking for
A girl to cohab with, preferably one open to a relationship or physical contact. But sort of nerdy and would like to hang out at night and over the weekends.
I kind of miss having roommates to hang out with, but it's hard justifying the hassle of one if I'm not in a relationship with them anymore.

If you're not interested in a relationship, I'd be somewhat open if you're interested in other things like being a live in maid/cook, but would still like to be able to hang out together and do things. At the very least I'd like to be able to cuddle and watch TV because I'm just pretty touch starved.

ideally I'd be taking in someone taking online classes or training, or doing work like etsy / art commissions that would just like to save on rent and also just wants some human companionship.

>What are you NOT looking for
sugar babies and the like.
I live a pretty straight life, so I don't want any drug use or illegal activities in my house either.
I'm also not looking to take in any trans or obese people.
cats, I might be able to make an exception but I'm slightly allergic.

And I will not be sending any money to strangers.

>about me
I'm 28 y/o asian guy who lives alone. I work with computers for a living and make decent pay but I just don't get to be social much. most my hobbies are done on the computer so I don't really get to meet people either.
but otherwise afaik I have no real issues or problems, and I'm really just looking for a girl to hang with and be close to.

>Discord
mimz#1357

>>32013369
Damn you must be cute

>Status:
Neet

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Female,18, straight

>Location and are you willing too relocate?
UK, I am only willing to relocate within the uk (not ireland)

>What you are looking for:
Someone loyal to live with, Id like to devote myself to one person for the rest of my life so you would have to be open minded enough to want to do the same. Someone willing to control most things (What i wear etc).

>What are you NOT looking for:
Anyone who would date men/transgenders, someone that would make me work, under 25.

>Anything else you would like to add?
I will cook, clean and have sex with you. Im not sure if i am waiting till marriage or not. Im affectionate i like physical touch.

>>32014662
>Anyone who would date men/transgenders
Insecure huh

>>32014690
i dont want to date a man who would date other men whats wrong with that.

>>32014662
why only in the UK wtf
what a shame
>tfw no gf in europe who devotes her life to me

>>32014690
Lol this has to be bait

>>32014690
Lol seething tranny thinks this makes women insecure. It's pretty common that women don't like bicurious or bisexual men because it makes them seem like effeminate pussies. This applies to MtF trannies too because the world sees you as men.

>>32014918
I am not a tranny but a hating on bi men like that always comes from a toxic view of masculinity or an insecurity of not being able to satisfy their partner, and both of those things are not le based

>Status: NEET - Semi-Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: 23y/o female, bisexual,
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Currently in FL, US, but willing to relocate basically anywhere within the country.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
It's hard to say honestly, I want some companion, someone that wants to take care of me the same way I would. My love language is quality time and I like participating in the things you like. I like quirky people with strong interests and opinions, someone with a good debate or conversation. Someone who can be like best friends with me but a bit romantic when needed. I have a very high libido so that would also be in the picture for me. I feel like my sense of purpose has always been driven by taking care of someone else and that's what I'd like to do. I love cooking, painting, making music, reading, biking... I'm a very adventurous person. But I also want to be taken care of and provided everything I need.
>What are you NOT looking for (if applicable)
Not looking for a narcissist or someone that will request devotion with no reciprocity
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Etc...
Chat me on discord if you have more specific questions. BravePebble#2901

>>32014930
I was not hating on anyone, be gay or bi or whatever you want i just dont want to date you.

>>32014940
Sent
SodiumCN#6321
Very similar situation

>>32013891
not if you're a gay or a troon. well, okay, in that case, there's likely still sucking involved, but of a different kind uwu

>>32014662
maya#0590

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Status: Semi-Neet/provider? (I have a part time-job, I just don't make enough to afford rent.)

Cis-female, bi, 26

Location: Northern California, only willing to relocate in the area, nothing farther south than the bay.

What I'm Looking for: Someone who needs a roommate (and a friend) who can help pay for rent! I'm open to a romantic situation, but kinship in general is my priority.

Me: Stereotypical struggling art student who's sick of living with her parents, but very hard working! I'm a full-time college student working towards getting my BFA, and I also work part-time in education and occasionally take commissions. I'm comfortable contributing for rent, I just can't afford to move out on minimum wage without at least one roomie. I can also contribute through cleaning and cooking. I used to live in a co-operative housing situation, so I have experience with cohabitation. Able-bodied, I have ADHD but I'm medicated, so my symptoms are fairly well managed.

What I'm Looking For: Someone who can help support me financially (STRICTLY in terms of rent) while I work on getting my degree.
Someone outgoing and friendly! Someone who I can hang out with at home.
Preferably someone who has their own interests, passions, and goals as well. I don't want to be the one thing going for you in life, I've been in that situation and it's too much pressure for me, but I would like to have a mutually supportive relationship!
Also preferably someone left leaning of moderate? Otherwise I have a feeling we won't get along very well.

happyhappy#7988

>>32014930
Or it just comes from women naturally being unattracted to men with shit on their dicks.

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>>32015646

>>32010939
Bump, still looking for a NEET from Poland, I'm serious about this and intend to meet ASAP.

f 19 usa

sillybilly#4267

>>32016666
>sillybilly#4267
tag is wrong

>>32014940
In florida right now, though on the north west side, provider

>>32014662
bump
maya#0590

>>32013369
>2
Please spam this board harder.

>>32013369
Where are you going to stay in the us if you don't find someone?

>Semi-Provider
So a roommate?

>>32017327
>semi-provider
>can’t afford rent
>is homeless
???

>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider – I figure I am about 6 months out from being able to provide for someone but it will take some getting to know each other time anyway.
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
6'3" Male/28/mostly straight, will make exceptions for traps/trans, recovering neet, work a physically demanding, stressful job with a path to advancement and have hobbies that eat up a fair bit of my spare time.
>Location and are you willing too relocate?
Ontario Canada, no intention to relocate in the next couple years.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Roommate, fwb or live in maid I guess? I want the human equivalent to an excitable puppy, happy to see me when I get home from a stressful day at work.
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Etc...
Have a personality, interests of your own, ability to keep yourself entertained when I am not around, want a life as someone's pet and give me a rough idea what it would cost to keep you.
lookingforsomething#6225

>>32017718
why r they all in canada why why why why why whyyyyy

>>32017786
Do you have something against relocating to Canada?

>>32017839
no, it's just canadian immigration does

>>32011325

Honestly understand needing that direction from the other side. I was always at my most motivated whenever I had someone to care for or look after, and now without that, even with a decent career, I can barely tolerate looking after myself.

>>32014662
Shame about your location limitation. If you were willing to move to the US you'd be more or less what I'm looking for. I mean, after some conversation, seeing what you look like, and verifying you actually are of age. Oh well, I know you posted your discord but guess there's no point in bothering you.

>Status: Semi-provider
I'm a NEET but i am able to financially sustain both of us while still being able to buy a few luxuries every once in awhile however im looking for someone who is willing to work as well (not asking for rent or anything i just want you to save money)

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
i'm a boy, not a very manly one though. i'm straight.

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Midwest USA, willing to relocate as long as i like the area and can live for < $2200 a month

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
i'm not really sure, i can't say i'm looking for a romantic relationship as i don't expect anyone to just fall in love with me. i guess a roommate and close friend who has a dream they're working towards and is also somewhat assertive and affectionate.. i'm on my own now and i'm not exactly able to be on my own due to my anxiety and how depressed i have become just from living in an empty house, i want someone to move in and get a break from bills and working in exchange for spending time with me sometimes like maybe watching shows together or playing games or even just eating dinner in the same room or telling me about what you're working on. i like hugs and cuddling and stuff i'm too shy to initiate any of it but i'd like to be close enough to do those things even in a platonic way. i'm quiet and a bit odd at times but im never rude or anything however i can and most likely would get sad if you brought someone over or talked a lot about other friends/a partner as im pretty insecure and hearing about other people makes me feel like im not good enough (even though i don't mind if you are dating someone or hanging out with other friends all the time i just don't wanna be around it)

>What are you NOT looking for (if applicable)
guys, loud people, mean people, impatient people, people who have given up, spoiled people, anyone who thinks this is me housing them for sexual favors.
>Anything else you would like to add
comment too long

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!romen#3685 on discord

>>32009789

>Status: (Please pick one)

Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:

Male (gay), 23, gay

>Location and are you willing too relocate?

Bulgaria, willing to relocate to turkey and other arab countries but not much else

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)

looking ONLY for live-in maid femboy slaves. Sex on demand (by me). must be whiter than me to apply. must cook and clean.

>What are you NOT looking for (if applicable)

biological females

>Anything else you would like to add?

https://files.catbox.moe/ni6tz4.webm

dont EVER call me a fakecel

>>32017851
>no, it's just canadian immigration does
Canadian immigration is a joke. I went to college with most of my class being indians there on a student visa for two years that almost never attended and cheated like mad. They were only there because being a student was all they needed to stay in the country.

24 biogirl NEET
Fat girl with big tits and severe depression in MI.
Willing to move anywhere in the US
Not the suicidal kind of depression just the im unkept kind

Completely willing to be free use and provide intimacy based off the deal that you care for me
As long as it doesn't get in the way of my video games

Leave your discords

>>32017855
we could talk if you'd like

>>32018517
Armadillo#6018

I'm interested in learning more about you. Could be a fun arrangement.

>>32018517
thrawy#7236

I'd be interested to talk to you too, to get to know you. I myself am more of an esoteric nerd however.

>>32018517
BenjaminGarristein#3095

my last neet i adopted died (accident)
i miss him and want to replace him with someone else but i want to call them by his name and force them to only wear his old clothes
that's not weird right

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>>32018517
>in the US
SIGH
Any girl like this in europe? Be free use and move in with me immediately, like right now.

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>Status:
Provider, living space

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
M 24, straight

>Location and are you willing too relocate?
Miami, FL

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Either marriage, a live-in maid/sex slave, or fwb (bio F only)

>Use this space to talk about the kind of person you are, the kind of person you are looking for, and what you've got to offer (skills?)
I'm mixed race, speak 4 languages, 6'0, fit, INTJ, Christian, dom. The ideal person I'm looking for is a sub, honest, caring.

>Hobbies and interests
Reading, gaming, movies, hiking, travel, shooting, cars, comedy, eating good, cigars, fine arts, history/politics, architecture, economics, working out, music, fashion, cosplay, nice butts.

>Contact
Discord Sapito#7133
Tele @SapitoBastard

>>32018517
Might be too late for this ideal scenario/body type but it would be a lot warmer where I live if I moved you in.
animesucks#8773

>>32014940
>>32015461
Happy birthdays.

>>32009789
once a get a job and get a place of my own im gonna build a hare of cute femboys and troons from /soc/
but im feel like 95% of troons here are fatties and 40 year old conservative men kek

>>32020559
>build a hare
harem*

>>32010939
>>32016200
Sent you an email

>>32019762
age and location?

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>>32019762
>accident

>>32012911
ihatethisalready2#5602

>Status:
Semi provider - financial support - possibly accommodation later this year

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
M 26 "straight" (would accept femboys and very fem twinks)

>Location and are you willing too relocate?
UK Essex, no

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Either marriage, a live-in maid/sex slave, or fwb, roomate, friend

>Use this space to talk about the kind of person you are, the kind of person you are looking for, and what you've got to offer (skills?)
Internet autistic, hugless kissless virgin, saving for buy first house hopefully this year

Looking for someone to help me develop my relationship skills, no experience at all

>Hobbies and interests
Gym, gaming, cooking, cinema

>Contact
Discord ihatethisalready2#5602
Telegram ihatethisalready2

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>Status:
Semi-Providers
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Late 30's Male & early 40's Mtf
>Location and are you willing too relocate?
PNW - not relocating.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Neurodivergent transanon who needs out of their current situation in order to prosper and live a comfy, quiet life. Post college age or older.
>What are you NOT looking for (if applicable)
A lost cause forever-neet.
>Hobbies and interests
Basic nerd stuff - pc gaming, pen & paper and board games. Motorcycle touring. He's more into the great outdoors She's more into media.
>Anything else you would like to add?
We're a cis-het passing couple looking to add a 3rd for a closed relationship to equally share in the burdens of this world. He adopted Her when she was still a neet and turned Her into a healthy, happy, functional member of our great society. We will do the same with you.
1st time using discord please be gentle.

treetop#4131

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>>32009789
>Status
Semi-Provider – I'm able to pay for rent for the house I am soon to get with friends, but unsure about food and such.

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 18, Straight

>Location
I am in Ohio

>What you are looking for
I am looking for a neet woman to by my girlfriend and to live with me once I move into my house.

>What are you NOT looking for
I am not looking for someone to just be friends with. I am looking for someone to start a family with one day.

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Etc...
I'm pretty loose on what I want or need. I personally am a music nerd, I have a lot of vinyl and play piano, bass guitar, trombone and things like that. I enjoy watching shows and cuddling or just laying in bed together and just talking for however long you would like to. Only requirement is that you need to not be a land whale, but woman who are a little chubby are perfectly fine with me! I expect you to at least do basic home tasks, like the laundry and cleaning our room, but other than that it's perfectly fine. Feel free to contact me if you're interested.

Sacururi#0209

>>32013369
If you want an apartment and living expenses paid for, here's my session:
057d07a8b7e07e4e87f11bd147b9ec0b882372002ab8ec7cb2642bbab352d48c4a

>>32013369
Oh and if I've received a message from you before tomorrow morning I can pick you up the very same day

>>32018517
>Fat girl
No

>Status:
Semi-Provider – willing to help financially
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
26M Pansexual
>Location and are you willing too relocate?
US No relocation
>What you are looking for
Androgynous men, trans (mtf/ftm) or bio fems
Online fwb relationship only, willing to engage in conversation, occasionally post erotic content if the mood arises
>What are you NOT looking for
Findom or any sort of disrespectful/domming set up
>contact
Thriver#3805 (temp account will add on real after vetting dont want to get spammed)

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>>32009789

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>Status

Semi-Provider/NEET, either or as I could either just be your pet practically xD. Or I could try to have a activity I do to have that would be toward financing any matter that would need to have so.

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality

Male, Femboy. Eighteen year old. Pansexual. xp

>Location and are you willing too relocate?

Los Angeles, California. As for the question, I could but it's based on how the situation would be.

>What you are looking for.

Any! A roommate, friend, I could be a maid too. ;3. It could also lead into a relationship too.

>What are you NOT looking for

Creeps, horndogs, or toxic strangers. Just somebody to hang and be with. c:

>Anything else you would like to add?

You could also just add me if you'd like! I don't mind just having connections, anywhere! Seeing somebody close would also be pretty dope. I'm in Area Code 213 for Los Angeles. So any local meetups and any meetings to see about this offer would be nice too.

>About me

Hi! I guess I'm a twink lol. I hope to be a political leader as my dream. c: I'm rather interested and keen on politics as I love looking at the state of matters. I think it's rather important to be caring about that.

lol. it's rather funny to see that a neet could potentially be a world leader. karl marx style but twink type shit. writing from his bedroom while people take onto it

Politics is one of the interests I have, writing, reading, travelling, and gaming are also nice! Weapons, history, geography, and computers too!

If you're wondering what I look like. Here. I could send some more pictures but to describe, I've been called sort of like a practical girl, anime characters and been told all sorts of terms, from hot, cute, or adorable. I've seen many of these sights. cx I don't know, I'm just a femboy lol.

jo mama.

If you're interested in connecting, add me if you'd like! :D ChillComrade#1750

>Status
Semi-provider (I will provide money, gifts, clothes, toys or anything you need)
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
30M gay
>Location
Doesn't matter, you can be anywhere since I only want pics and videos from you
>What you are looking for
Younger femboys and subs
>What are you NOT looking for
Women
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Etc...
It'd be a bonus if you're very open minded or into kink stuff. Send me a cute picture of you and tell me your age when you message me.

Kik: planetxop

>>32023119
>1 post by this ID
man is so uncomfortable with fat people he goes out of his way to find them and let them know he doesn't like them

>>32013369
If you don't manage to find someone or you are afraid of being homeless in the us, I can host you for some months in eu. Just reply to this if you need anything like that and I will add you

>>32018517
StayFrostyFriend#9535

>>32024025
Maybe if they got shamed more often they'd stop abusing their own bodies and subjecting normal human beings to the horror of their visage. Ugliness makes life more depressing for everyone, and obesity is voluntary ugliness. These people deserve to be abused.

>>32024373
except if you had any common sense or understanding of how any of it works a lot of the time the abuse makes them more depressed and sink into the bad habits even more, people like you actively make it harder for them to improve.
stop coping for the fact that you're obviously miserable and fat yourself and want everyone else to hate themselves as much as you do.

forever waiting for more providers to post, there’s literally no point posting and as an f neet because you deal with so many time wasters

>>32024400
nta but while I understand the downward spiral, losing weight is the bare minimum anyone should do if they want to be around other people.
I started putting on a bunch of weight years ago and was just disgusted with myself and got myself down to a healthy weight even as I was miserable and depressed.

the spiral is understandable, but being obese just isn't acceptable.

>>32024409
said nothing about being obese, I was simply pointing out other anon had a horrible and quite frankly disgusting attitude that shouldn't allow them to be around other people.

>>32024403
Sure but you have your pick of providers already posting and I’m sure plenty of them are fine guys.

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Hoo yeah boy! I can’t wait to sexually traffick all these vulnerable desperate people!

Okay girls, f neets.
What are you really looking for?
And what can I do to convince one of you to live with me?

>>32018517
How fat are we talking? Most girls tend to think even the slightest chub is obese so simply calling yourself fat doesn't give a clear picture. Or are you 300+ pounds?

>>32024403
>posting and as an f neet because you deal with so many time wasters

While I'm sure you get flooded with adds and such, it's actually WAY more common for the females to be the time wasters. Barely ever responding or adding to the conversation then ghosting, or were never serious to begin or chickened out when stuff started getting serious.

>>32024400
>>32024466
You're an enabler and I genuinely hope that you kill yourself. If more people acted like me, and less people acted like you, less people would be shaving decades off their life through obesity. Also, I wouldn't have to look at disgusting fatties every day.

"Ackshually ur da one dats fat" is pretty funny comeback by the way. Is that really the best you could come up with?

>>32024466
How does it feel to know that I fuck hot, young, thin women and you fuck obese pig-creatures? Literally just got back from a road trip where I fucked some early 20s thin girl from 4chan. Didn't even use a condom.

>>32024815
who cares if u have to look at ugly fatties every day, who are u? ur not anyone special that should be treated as such

>>32024815
Pathetic.

>>32024924
>ur not anyone special that should be treated as such
You're missing the point entirely. It's not that I'm that good (although, as a matter of fact, I am). It's that no one should be subjected to looking at ugliness all day, every day. It degrades society itself and everyone in it. You shouldn't have to be a prince to not have to see horrors literally every day of your life. Human beings were not meant to live like this. Even you, as base and stupid as you are, do not deserve this.

>>32024940
Nice shot. You're doing great.

>>32024815
major old man yells at cloud vibes

>>32024400
Cortisol is an thing, but so is putting the fucking fork down, fatty

James, stop playing shitty card games

>>32018517
seiryu#0257

>>32024815
as if your comeback of "HA U FUCK FATTIES I FUCK HOT WOMEN WITHOUT CONDOMS GOT EM" is so much better. I don't need to fuck fatties or find women off of 4chan to fuck, because I'm already in a monogamous relationship.
plus plot twist: even fat ugly ass fucks can get hot women if they play their game right. if you have to go for bottom of the barrel women from 4chan, you've already lost.
but keep going on with your pretend owns, you clearly aren't even in this dimension anyways.

>>32025125
the fuck are you talking about? who said I was fat? who said shit about cortisol? I'm just saying most people aren't educated and if people were a little bit nicer it'd inspire people a little more. saying shit like that does nothing for anyone, it's just a cope so you can feel better about yourself.

>>32025810
You. Your response showed your backtits, as did your ignorance to how fight or flight adrenaline from bullying metabolizes in to pro-inflammatory compounds.
You are your bog-standard pignorant fattyfat. Nothing except Little Debbies makes it past the void between the rest of the world and your overcushioned skull.

>>32021082
Bump

>>32025806
>I don't need to fuck fatties
Press X to doubt. You sure are white knighting for them a lot.
>or find women off of 4chan to fuck
You're in the AAN thread on 4chan. The faggot doth protest too much.
>I'm already in a monogamous relationship.
Congratulations. I'm also in a relationship, but I like to get side pussy. Some of the absolute best side pussy I've ever gotten has been from 4chan. Some of it has sucked (this most recent one was fairly shit due to her endless & tedious mental issues + ego) but it's all about the adventure. Can't win if you don't play.

>>32026058
so you're going to resort to calling me fat as cope, huh? I never was discussing the health issues around weight loss and if you actually cared about that you wouldn't be here spewing what you do. your insults aren't even creative or well thought out.

>>32026418
lmao, you really are fucking retarded, huh? spoken like a true incel trying to cope with the crippling loneliness that even a fatty won't fuck them.

>>32026418
Endless and tedious describes almost everyone I've seen on this board for the past 12 months. Holy shit man it was better in 2012 when I would get black girls adding me and could get then to rub their pussies on cam in like 30 minutes of talking

Now everyone is a disgruntled shit head with laundry list of issues. Seriously shut the fuck up you bunch of useless pussies. If your bitch don't put out leave her. If your man is a wuss, leave him. If you are single, try getting a hobby.

>>32026433
Does this kind of thing ever work for you? I've noticed that stupid people, when in an argument, just sort of spit out words that have no relation to what the other person is saying. You're winning! Congratulations!
>>32026629
Great post, I agree with all of it. I used to think that it was just the trannies that were the problem - that they took over the board (which they did). But based on the girl from AAN that I banged a couple weeks ago, the quality of the actual women on this board has dropped a lot too. Sad!

>>32026629
>just get a hobby
But I have hobbies… I just don’t get to meet anyone with any of them.
Inb4
>wrong hobbies! You have to do things you hate for hours every week for the chance to creep on some woman who everyone else is already creeping on because people only do these “hobbies” to get laid

>>32026815
I don’t think that anon meant get hobbies in order to get laid/meet women. I think he means become a well-rounded person if you’re single. Enjoy hobbies for the sake of the hobby itself. It betters yourself. If you better yourself, women will like you.
t. a woman

>>32026822
The problem is he said it as a solution for being single. Which it is not. And whenever someone complains about being single the answer is always lmao get hobbies.

I like my hobbies and enjoy my lifestyle. But I will never meet someone doing them because they’re all done from the comfort of my home. Sure I could take my drawing hobby and do something like painting while drinking wine, but those are 2 very different things and I really don’t enjoy hanging around a bunch of drunk nurses painting a cat

>>32026822
>that feel when I was about to message you to try to fuck you
>that feel when it turns out you are literally my wife posting from her phone
Hey babe!!!

>>32026830
Nigger I played warhammer 40k when I met my wife and she thought it was cool. The only hobby more nerdy than that is DND

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>>32026870
it’s like you actually like me or something…

I (M,30)may be moving in to a 2 bedroom flat with my girlfriend (F, 27) in south england, we don't need 2 bedrooms though so we will end up with a spare room. Ideally somebody that can provide some financial contribution. We both cook and are tidy, she's normal, I'm here so not as normal as her.
It's probably weird but I don't feel even slightly comfortable with housing a guy from here because some of you fucks are unhinged beyond measure. So preferably a cis female, one that could potentially befriend my gf (she has no friends of her own). What you do in your own room is up to you, just be respectful of the space outside of that.
There is a slight catch. It's nothing sexual, or weird. If you'd want to talk about it, don't even have to be serious about the idea
rubatosis#9307

>>32026885
ttgs are a communal and social game, you meet far more people with them than solo hobbies. its not about how nerdy the hobby is, its about how social it is.

to take another example, I like reading. you don't meet or talk to people while reading unless you massively go out of your way to do so. book clubs exist, but book clubs also tend to read terrible books. and while i have fun reading, i have fun reading stupid shit like vampire detectives, not self help books or biographies. (and i tried a few different times)

>>32026906
Also, if you aren't employed, we could potentially help you find work. And if you want to just improve yourself in any way, I'm happy to help as much as I can. I don't like people being unhappy in any way.

>>32019762
Contact ?

>>32014662
still looking

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>>32009789
>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, height:
Male, 19, 177cm (5"10)
>Location
I can fly you out; Germany
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
I want to make someone happy in any way I can; I'll give you whatever you want, I'll do whatever you need me to do
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Etc...
Someone my age or younger; someone shorter than me; someone who is open for anything

>>32028768
Contact details:
>Session
057d07a8b7e07e4e87f11bd147b9ec0b882372002ab8ec7cb2642bbab352d48c4a
>Discord
throwaway3636271819#4947

Bump

>Status
NEET
>ASL
24/F/Aus
>What are you looking for
Simply, a stable Australian provider. Nerdy people are cool, ideally looking for something platonic where we can help eachother out. Someone who'd be interested in playing Vidya with me and discussing manga and absolutely anything else. Someone that I can trust.
>Freeform
I am still adjusting to getting out of an extreme depressive slump, someone who will be understanding and supportive of that is a huge +++. I'm willing to cook and clean, just know that I will still be learning how to do some of these things properly.
>Contact
Antipathy#5925

>>32009792
Newfag here, is this for gays only or for anyone?

>>32014662
Wait until marriage. You sound like a good woman. Do not move in with someone you're not married to and don't give yourself over before marriage. A good man will find you and will appreciate that you waited for him.

I'd look for men who believe in god first and foremost as they will probably have a value system that will appreciate a stay at home wife. I hope the best for you and may god bless you and give you strength in times of lonliness.

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Status
Provider
>Sex
30/M/Bi
>Location
NYC
>What are you looking for?
Looking to support a cis-female that would be able to help out a little with things around the house. I'll make sure everything is ok, but maybe if you like had a small job or did stuff like make sure the house was taken care off. A fwb situation would be cool, casual sex type stuff, but it's not necessary. Just some assistance while you're here. Also, only 24+. Personality disorders need not apply.

>Free form
I have a normie lab job downtown, make a decent amount. If I had just a little more help things would be city comfortable. You can stay here and then as long as you give me notice you can leave when you want. Just please don't disappear, a gradual transition would be nice. Weed and other calm drugs are fine, but I'm sorry if you're an addict I can't have you here. It would be cool to be friends, support each other. Sex and fwb stuff would be cool too, but again not necessary. I'm into anime, chess, fighting games, pokemon, skateboarding, running, horror film and stories. We can go out if you like that too and I can show you fun, non normie parts of the city.

>>32031774
forgot contact info. Tag is Bloor#1428

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>Status
NEET
>Age, Sex, Gender, Sexuality
25, AMAB, trans, anyone feminine (cis, trans, femboy, etc.)
>Location
from western europe and willing to relocate anywhere
>What you are looking for
REGARDLESS of your gender:
someone who is willing to adopt me
open for anything (cuddlefriend, friend, relashionship, roommate)
if you provide me: parents open to supporting me, can be your live-in maid
>Anything else
autistic, social anxiety, cuddly
trans, but gender expression is open for anything
playing vidya; throwaway456576879087#9473

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>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
M/Cis male, 28, Straight. Not white.


>Location and are you willing too relocate?
Southern California, not willing to locate due to job.

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
An online (or irl if yr close enough) relationship that leads to us meeting and eventually moving in together. I have my own place and money isn't an issue so you wouldn't need like, a job or anything unless you wanted your own money to buy stuff like anime figures or games or whatever. I would like to talk a bit first before we meet, distance isn't an issue for me either as I could fly out to you or fly you out to me. I mainly just want to find someone that I share a genuine, real connection with who has similar interests and hobbies whos also a lil stupid and likes doing dumb stuff like me. I should say, i'm looking for a cis female! just be at least 21.


>What are you NOT looking for (if applicable)
No guys/cis males/ transwomen. Anyone younger than 20. Anyone not down to meet up later down the line. Don't add me if you're hung up on an ex/past partner/whatever. If you're a dirty person, i.e. you don't clean, leave trash out, etc. I can deal with missing a day or two of showering but don't be too dirty.

>Anything else you would like to add?
i haven't really talked about myself so, i'm rlly into film, cameras & photography (mainly analog cameras & film stock), movies (I luv watching bad/cheesy movies tipsy with people), gaming (pc/ps5), biking, hiking, digital art, digital game & media archiving, gunpla, clothing, plants, and animals. I really like traveling a lot and take trips frequently ! I love love love swapmeets/flea markets and can spend all day walking around them, same with antique stores. also luv playing games lots, I think it'd be fun to go to an expo or con sometime maybe. also very into spending days at home nappin, i think every1 should nap at least twice a day,

>contact/discord
0330#1058

>>32032974
Is that harmony korine? Where's this from?

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>Status:
NEET
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
19/f/pan
>Location and are you willing too relocate?
Los Angeles, not rly looking 2 relocate
>Looking for:
close friend to just help me financially and socially,, play games, chill, talk with etc
>NOT looking for:
sexual/romantic relationship
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations?:
I have a tough living situation with family, have not been able to get a job even though i try :( i mostly just want someone to be able to help me with my food, rent, medical costs, or other dumb hobbies like clothes or art if able, but its honestly not even required because i rly just want some friends or people to talk to..,,
>Contact:
NEET#1838

>>32024373
What are you talking about? Fat is a sign of wealth and success and is beautiful. Skinny people are ugly.

>>32033770
Ok fatty

>>32033772
OK skelly

>Status
NEET
>Sex
22/Mtf(boymoder)/shut-in nerdy ppl
>Location
Canada BC, willing to relocate
>What are you looking for?
Basically an owner/husband, someone I can leech off financially in exchange of housework, companionship, sex and whatever else I can do that doesnt require going into public daily.(big anxiety)
>Free form
Hobbies - mostly vidya, some anime or interesting tv/movies I'm ok at guitar expectations - we get along, you won't beat or murder me
Dreams - I'm basically just a nerdy shut in boy on hrt so I guess to be force femmed and boy removed, to be deeply in love

>>32034039
I forgot to add contact its
JooniTroons#5639

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>Status:
Semi-Provider/NEET

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 24
>Location and are you willing too relocate?
Pacific North West, yes
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
I’m looking for another neet that wants to heal and be the best person they can be, someone to enter a sort of self improvement pact with, OR someone that is well off that is willing to help me. A friend at minimum. Loving each other would be the best scenario.
>What are you NOT looking for
People that don’t care about learning and growing, completely insane people.
>Anything else you would like to add?
I and many other neets became the way we are because at times of critical development we were deprived of whatever we needed, or had parents that didn’t care if we came into this world in a bad way. We all have so many reasons to be messed up psychologically, emotionally, and physically, why make it any worse? I’m looking for a mutually beneficial relationship where we try to raise ourselves and each other up, or someone willing to help me.

>>32034087
Forgot to add my tags
Telegram @Duck_Enjoyer
Discord Rajneesh Paharganj#8633

>>32033223
Yeah, from the bts of Kids I believe?

>>32034261
He didnt have the beard and tattoo while doing kids IIRC

Status:
Semi-Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 38, straight
>Location and are you willing too relocate?
Northern Michigan, no
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Friend with similar interests to help out for a bit
>What are you NOT looking for
sex
>Anything else you would like to add?
my contact info:
balan8413@gmail.com
Beren Bones#0321

>>32034339
Oh yeah huh, he was like 19/20 when he made that i believe. not exactly what its from then, i have a bunch of random pics of him

>>32034087
>pic
is that out by table rock pre-fires or am i just imagining it

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>Status:
Neet
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 21, Pan
>Location and are you willing too relocate?
Germany and yes!
>What you are looking for?
I honestly dont even care. I just want a place to stay where I feel comfortable and loved. Anything is better than my current situation, I just want to leave. Im open for anything!

Era Walk#6867

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>Status
Provider – willing and able to support others financially, or by providing living space
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Straight male, 27
>Location and are you willing too relocate?
Israel, unwilling to relocate ATM.
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
F only, roommate or possibly relationship if its headed that way
>What are you NOT looking for (if applicable)
Anything that isn't in the above
>Anything else you would like to add?
Looking for a NEET Fem roommate to only handle house chores, mainly cleaning and cooking (cooking not a must, but is a big plus). Aslong as you do that you can do whatever you want. If you're into gaming, tech, music, degenerate and weeb shit we'll get along great. Keeping at least a decent level of self hygiene is a must.
I'm an infosec consultant and make a decent amount of money, own my own apartment in and I work mostly from home.
If you're from Israel and it sounds fitting, message me on discord - anomalia#5681

>>32018055
Contact?
I've session, it's
05f166ca04f8548791ab653b748927fd8787f85d0fcae2354d6bd69567594c6448

>>32034859
Hi, write me here if you want to talk: b1w1x.ckyge@proton.me

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>>32010939
if youre still looking, what city/region are you in? would you be interested in a short term (<180 days) digit nomad guest from the us? i wouldnt need nor accept any financial assistance, in fact id be more than willing to pay my part. i just like getting an authentic slice of life view into the places i visit. ive lived 3 months in eastern europe before, so i somewhat know what to expect (wasnt in the commie blocks, but did plenty of mundane day to day life things). id also appreciate some guidance in finding local (and regional) things to do, and youd be more than welcome to come along if we get along together. not looking for a relationship or anything, but not opposed if theres chemistry. not sure if you check this post, but if you dont respond, ill try emailing you. thanks

>Status
NEET, could *maybe* become Semi-Provider?

>Sex
25M, gay (switch; kinda fem, kinda masc)

>Location
Alabama. Willing to relocate but actually doing so will be hard.

>Looking for
Chill, masculine bro, roommate, cuddle partner, and friend with benefits. Switch preferred.

>NOT looking for
I'm sorry, but I don't find excess fat attractive. Please be fit or skinny. And not ugly.

>About me
I'm sick of living with my abusive narcissistic parents. But I don't drive, don't want to be a wagie (jobs seem soul-crushing and everything I'm good at will get replaced by AI anyway), and the only thing that really motivates me is the idea of a cock worth sucking / ass worth fucking desu. (I'm a 5'9" 120 pound virgin btw. Long brown hair, glasses, some facial hair, been told I look like Jesus or John Lennon.)

If you need conversation, I'm extremely intellectual and creative - I love reading and thinking about philosophy, economics, anthropology, mathematics, etc, as well as making art, fiction, poetry, music, etc - but I have a hard time completing anything due to lack of discipline and a generally foggy mind. My Glorious Masterpieces yet unformed need a patron!

I've tried working out many times - I want to get as ripped as an ectomorph can, and not look like a skeleton forever - but I can't keep it up, or eat enough. I need to be basically forced to keep going and finish what I start regardless of how much I whine. A workout partner would be very appreciated.

I don't have many sexual limits, but I'm not promiscuous, and will NOT share nudes until I feel very comfortable with you, which will probably take weeks. And I won't move in with you until I'm sure it's the right thing to do. If I do though, I don't mind repaying your kindness with lots of sex. I want to learn to cook too, and I actually enjoying cleaning etc. So while I'm not exactly boywife material, I may make a good... browife? O.o

Moon Shadow Rayne#4359

>>32009789
INCELS AND NEETS
are you tired of living? want to complain? have you given up all hope? are you looking for a place to express all of your deepest most revolting secrets? join the tower. the tower exists purely as a place for all twists to come out in the open, a shadow pocket for everything truely heartfelt to be sunk into. blood poets, suffering seers, widowed heartaches , unrequited love
the tower only sinks the knife deeper, sigh
https://discord.gg/EBVnxATsTH

>Status:
Neet

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Female,18, straight

>Location and are you willing too relocate?
UK, I am only willing to relocate within the uk (not ireland)

>What you are looking for:
Someone loyal to live with, Id like to devote myself to one person for the rest of my life so you would have to be open minded enough to want to do the same. Someone willing to control most things (What i wear etc).

>What are you NOT looking for:
Anyone who would date men/transgenders, someone that would make me work, under 25.

>Anything else you would like to add?
I will cook, clean and have sex with you. Im not sure if i am waiting till marriage or not. Im affectionate i like physical touch.

maya#0590

don't message the above account
hide and ignore all posts made by them

>>32041184
why?

>>32041190
Underage

>>32041057
>>32041184
>>32041190

I second this anon, underage.

>>32041057
>>32041057
Underage and also a boring cunt, will reply with one word over and over until she says "I'm actually 14 teehee!"

>>32041228
im not 14

>>32041228
>>32041208
>>32041184

i dont even know who u are

>>32035737
i've never used session but i'll download it and message you rn
>>32018055
if anyone else wants to talk just leave a contact okiee

>Status
Semi-Provider: I can support myself but would love for some additional help with bills and freeing up more expendable income. We could put it back into more fun things.

>Personal Info
M kinda twinky/24/Bi/US, Central Florida

>Seeking
A female, or femme presenting person to live with. Something romantic would be great, but a fwb/close roommate would be cool too. Having a job and income is needed since I'm looking to grow with someone, and I can't do it alone. Video games amd crafts are always welcomrd, outdoorsy stuff and small trips are fun as well.

>Not looking for
Any masculine people or men, sorry but I just don't get along as well, and dp not enjoy living with them. Someone who can not cook, clean, or support themselves either.

>Extra
I cook about every night and keep a very clean house. I mainly stay to myself and my video games, but enjoy going out once in a while. Im not very handy but can learn if needed. I enjoy eating. If you are interested add me and we can talk more if you are serious!

Toast#8131

>>32015305
shinji#5242

Provider
Male/30/Texas

>looking for
Girl. Not fat. Not trans.

I want someone to live with me for 1-3 months to try it out. Time can be altered as needed, but think of it like a lazy vacation. If we both like it you can move in permanently as well.
You’d be my gf while living here with all that entails. If you’d like to do some basic chores such as cleaning and cooking, I’ll add a few hundred in spending per month in addition to whatever I buy for you.

If interested message me and we’ll work out the details and see if we’re a good fit for each other.

I will
>reimburse for the flight over (and pay for flight back)
>reimburse for flight to meet up if you’d like to meet up first and you’re not local
>provide free rooming, food, and necessities
>pay for any gifts and activities done while here
>pay for chores done

>why am I doing this?
I’m probably autistic and suck at getting to know people.
I just want to try a simple transactional relationship. I provide for you. You be there for me.

Contact
nobody1234#5572