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women why are you so soft and smell so good? thanks for that
>>32523100Seconded, women are awesome and they make for great company
I miss you spiderman anon.
>>32523151Oh, so THAT'S where he gets the web?
>>32523000Women, are stretch marks on the armpits from lifting a turn off?
>>32523100I think its partially a difference in our hormones and partially the kind of shower gels+deodorants+perfume+hair products we use>>32523455No, I kind of prefer seeing natural marks, aging, and scarring of the human body over tattoos for instance, but I probably have a sort of autistic appreciation for the human body/anatomy idk if thats every woman
>>32523151I was still lurking and posting some replies in previous thread, actually. Although lately I've considered going "no more" if I were to be true to my "Spider-Man anon" nickname, I suppose.
>>32523100Moisturizer for being soft and then basic hygiene mostly, maybe with a dash of scented products.>>32523455No, but I tend to appreciate any kind of body scarring personally.
how to talk autistic / avoidant girl into datinglast one was promiscous and wanted me till bored, new one seems a bit autistic and shy, how to approach and gauge interest online?
>>32523949
Men, which one are you?
>>32524683I'm not sure if this is supposed to be about curve, shape, size, or all three. In terms of curve / shape I'd say I'm probably Elk. Size-wise, I guess Pony, leaning towards Horse.
>>32524683Ram
>>32524683>naming them after animals
>>32524683
>>32523000Both genders, does dating get easier as you get older? I’m a 20 yo male and I’ve only ever had one relationship that lasted about a month that ended on bad terms. I struggle trying to date women and don’t talk to them too much out of intimidation. Sometimes I feel like I’d rather wrestle a wolf than talk to a girl I like. Will it get better as I get older? Will it always be like this? Will it get worse? Also, any tips on how to talk to women with the purpose of dating?
>>32523000Ladies, I have quite the foot fetish! I'm curious, but can you tell me what's the worst smelling pair of shoes you've got currently? (Like sneakers, vans, slippers, etc.)
>>32524936Yes and no. I'm far more eligible now that I'm 33 in terms of what I can bring to the table as a husband and father; and truth be said I've gotten better looking since I was in my early 20s. On the other hand, dating younger is exasperating. The zoomers are insufferable and social retards. Quod scripsi, scripsi.>>32524683Not sure. Between elk man and deer man, maybe?
>>32524683dancing man (I got pretty good moves tbf)>>32524936>does dating get easier as you get olderdepends lmao
>>32524683None of the above, my dick curves downward not upward
>>32524231Every one is different, but finding out what makes your particular autist girl feel safe, comfortable to be open with you, and what they find funnest to do and talk about will help>>32524936Yeah, the things you get nervous about feel easier to navigate, just have to learn to accept that your looks will change and likely degrade as you age, but physical aspects aside I'd say yeah, there's more confidence and comfort in navigating, the experience from previous relationships and self-development cut down on the amount of bs one deals with when they're young. Ideally you have a better feel of how to make each other happy and know how to communicate well with yout partner>>32524941A pair of skechers I wear to the gym kinda regularly. They're machine washable so they never get too smelly though
>>32524683Horse but a bit thicker towards the base and uncircumcised.
>>32525131over before it even began
>>32525131Do you usually just do doggy style then?
>>32525324Nah it's all good>>32525473Doggy is best but other stuff works too. Prone bone type is good for the same reason as doggy but missionary and cowgirl and all that is good too
Q for girlsDoes seeing very attractive men make you feel like absolute shit? I know that happens to me with girls.
>>32526734Nope. The only people that make me feel like shit just from looking at them are tittymonsters.
>>32526796Same
>>32526734No, I kinda just think "damn that guy is really attractive", maybe look at them for a short while, then move on
>>32526734I'm a guy and that doesn't happen to me when I look at women I find attractive
>>32523100Biology and good skincare
>>32526734Sometimes. It's hard showing people your intrinsic value as a partner. You think, "I could be a great spouse if that type of person would give me a chance to show it," but you know they won't.
>>32524631I suppose I might stick around just a bit. Would be rude to leave you bored, after all.
>>32523100My ex was really into the idea of pheromones and she thought that would also influence why people are *especially* attracted to eachother.I don't think pheromones have ever been proven to exist with humans though.She was into kinda esoteric/meta systems in general, so I wasn't really surprised she though that was the case.>>32524683Can barely read that text.Top-right, I think it says "elk man".>>32526734>I know that happens to me with girls.watHow?Why?
>>32528049>How?>Why?Sometimes people that are extremely attractive and fit all my quirks make me feel like utter shit because they just feel incredibly unattainable. If a girl has something that might be repulsive, it's fine, but if I can't find a single thing to complain about, it makes me feel awful.Even after I had something with someone I thought I was undeserving of, I felt the same, didn't last long. Me crying after she has shown me how much she liked me is an example of what would happen if I had something with someone of that type.>>32527516I just flatout don't try, or when I try something, I then take a good look at myself and see that I have a lot of things to fix.
>>32524683>>32528023You didn't answer this one~
>>32523100Effort. Just taking care of your skin alone will make you smell better as a man. You'll still be stinkier since you're a man but like the other anon said a lot of it boils down to products we use. Male anons, please stop using Axe body spray/cologne as a substitute for deodorant.. Please use the blue old spice deodorant instead if you do that, it smells so good it makes me want to rub against someone like a cat when I can smell it.>>32523455Nope, stretch marks don't turn me off at all in general but scaring/skin markings that come from discipline and self improvment are always attractive imo>>32524941Kek mine are a 2 year old pair of Bearpaw slippers that I wear around my house 24/7. They honestly aren't that bad until it's wintertime when they get a little toasty>>32526734Not really but reading your other reply makes me think you have some serious self esteem issues which I sympathize with. Hang in there anon
do girls really like pegging? what do they get out of it? displaying their dominance and that's it?
Women, what's the longest you've gone without washing your bra, and does it bother you when your bra is showing through clothes? do other women call you out for having a visible bra, etc?
>>32529083i don't wear bras>>32529071yes, yes
>>32529071I don't like doing buttstuff, but porn of it is kinda neat >>32529083Maybe 4 wears, but I usually wash them every 2 wears.My mom points out if my bra is showing sometimes, but I don't think anyone else has
>>32528186Uh-h-h... Probably Elk Man. Not having phimosis likely would've helped with being more certain about it.
>>32529071I like pleasing my partner. The power play doesn't hurt either.
>>32529535s-s-sauce?
One for the girls. Imagine a stranger you don't find physically attractive. Not necessarily hideous, just not attractive. What would he have to do to change your mind about him and make you interested in sex with him?
>>32529676https://youtu.be/4ny7V59Jdro?si=DxE1yNIQxVnIk6qo
>>32529764Just sex? Probably nothing he could do.
>>32529775Surely there must be something men (strangers) do that turns women on that isn't looks. Some impressive physical or mental accomplishment. I can't imagine any woman finding mick jagger (at 80) physically attractive but I've heard girls say they would do the groupie thing even now just because of how in awe they are of him.Are you really going to tell me there is no extreme edge case where a physically unattractive man can turn on a woman (in a purely sexual way)?
>>32530076Yes. Doing the rubix cube really fast. Idk why it's so hot but anyone yeah.
>>32529772I did not expect that to be from a MV.I did not expect that MV to be on YT.But it is an unexpectedly fun video and cool tune.
>>32529772Are you the Anon who knew K.Flay one or two threads ago?
>>32523000Both genders, what’s the biggest misconception of your genders body that you don’t think the other gender knows?M, I don’t think women know how much our ballsack can change in appearance based on humidity, temperature, and arousal.
>>32530673Not necessarily a misconception but women were surprised when I mentioned I shampoo my beard, like they just never considered the thought. I also think many women probably overestimate how easy it is to keep a boner and might take it personally if a guy goes soft or doesn't get it up or something, or some may think all men get to orgasm or cum easily
>>32530673I legit had to explain in highschool to a female friend of mine that cocks don't got bone in it and it's basically a piece of flesh/meat with thousands upon thousands of very tiny blood vessels and it's them being filled with blood that causes the penis to get erect.She laughed at me, called me a virgin, told me that was all a bunch of bullshit, that i knew nothing about sex and that's why women avoided me and basically asked me to provide source for it but when i pulled out the biology textbook she just covered her ears and started "la la la la" me.Guess why we are not friends anymore.Damn bitch was dumb.
>>32530673F, I feel like more guys know where the clit+g spot is these days, but its a coin toss if they know where the urethra is, or some guys just arent aware we have them.
>>32524683Horse, but I wish I had a curve. Straight is boring.>>32528453Blue old spice has been my go to for years, I remember I was using aqua reef one day and it literally made a girl speechless, she stopped for half a second and said "...you smell really good". I definitely second using old spice! >>32530806That's insane. It's basic level biology.
>>32530673I think that the flaccid penis in general is a mystery to many of them. Since they can't really play with it for more than a few seconds.
>>32529764For me, I like guys that eat varied foods and have good palates. Only excluding foods if allergic. I can't even begin to tell you how much picky eaters dry my pussy.Feels comfy to talk about food we can enjoy.
>>32531354Based, what cuisines do you like
>>32530286There is an uncensored version too. It's hot.
>>32530292I'm not sure. I like k flay so maybe.
>>32530076For me specifically, no. If I am going to have a strictly sexual relationship with a man then I need to find him sexually attractive.
Men, would you date a woman with a really hairy body? Chest hair, tummy hair, thigh and ass hair, maybe not quite as thick as the average man's but definitely way hairier than average female.
>>32531647I think that'd be a dealbreaker for me. I can live with a little hair on the arms or whatever, but the whole body? Sorry, no can do.Unless she's a werewolf, in which case sign me up.
>>32531647>tummy hair, thigh hair, arm hair, lower back hairNot my preference but I could date a woman with these.>ass hair, chest hair, upper back hairI don't think I could tolerate this.I've heard using laser removal or waxing regularly will basically eliminate it over time. Maybe you could try that?
>>32531647Yeah sure. I would prefer if she shaved but it's not a big deal>>32530806What's that>>32530106Sub 1 min gang
>>32532063>Sub 1 min gang>>32530106>Yes. Doing the rubix cube really fast. Idk why it's so hot but anyone yeah.Now I'm going to have to start practicing
>>32523000Dear women, there was a girl in my course who I’ve never spoke to before and she said I had very neat handwriting. I then said hers was cute. Is this a signal she likes me? What should I do next? Thank you - a man.
>>32527261Would you have sex with these men if they straight up walked up to you and said ‘do you want to come home with me and have sex with me tonight?’
Women, how do you clean your asshole without making the other hole dirty?toilet paper is not enough, and even if you use water the dirty water will get near the other hole, its too close.What in cases of diarrhea?
>>32532392Not really, but she doesn't dislike you either>>32532393Sounds like a good way to get an std/serially killed, nope.
>>32532473M, I’d imagine you just wipe front to back?
>>32532680even if you do it like that paper its not enough, and there is no way that if you use water that dosnt splash the other hole.
>>32532392This is sad
>>32532473Toilet paper is enough. I only poop once every couple of days, I wash daily, and I have not had diarrhea in years.
>>32532743>Toilet paper is enoughngmi, dirty ass lol
>>32523100I exfoliate and use lotion and yummy perfume>>32523455No>>32524231Idk. You just gotta learn to read her/the "room" and trust your gut. Tricky thing for everyone.>>32524941Slippers.>>32526734No>>32529071No appeal in it for me.>>32529083A day, no, no. Usually don't wear one unless I have to. Nobody really cares and on the rare occasion that they do, doesn't matter, cause I don't. My comfort is more important than someone seeing the outline of a nipple.>>32529764He just has to be funny and touch me the right way lolOnly dealbreaker off the top of my head was if he smelled really bad or had a nasty voice. Probably wouldn't have actual sex because it's a big trust thing for me but I'd be ok with heavy petting and stuff>>32530673Idk one time I had a man ask me genuinely if tampons felt good and it put me off talking to anyone with a penis for like a full month. I just wish they took a little time to learn our anatomy and stopped making those dumb period comments>>32532392No it just means she likes your handwriting. Most men have chicken scratch even in their 40s>>32532473Always front to back wipe because duh and uhhhh wet wipes/shower
For anyone, what do you consider to be the duties or expectations of different stages of a relationship? In as few words as possible.Talking, Dating, BF/GF, Wife/Husband
>>32532759Don't project your fast food induced IBS on to me. Most of my poops are so solid that I wipe and the paper comes back clean.
>>32532810Talking? NoneDating? Exclusivity and engagementBf/gf? Same as dating but with more emotional responsibilityMarriage? The same as bf/gf but with more commitment and vows to ensure those responsibilities
Women: Do you actually believe there is a point in male female interactions besides sex(excluding family ofc") Been thinking about this lately and I have come to think the answer is "no".
>>32532853Poopy ass
>>32532869I'm honestly confused by this question. I wouldn't talk to anyone just for sex. People have value in general
>>32532896There have been some oddly disconnected questions from the guys today. Wonder if somebody spiked the punch.
>>32532896hard disagree. Like if I suspect a girl is not going to fuck me now, I cut off all contact. Obviously I talk to people like waiters, cashiers, family members, etc. , but I don't see the point in non-mandatory interactions with women I'm not fucking. What's the point besides wasting my time
>>32523000Is she shy or just uninterested and being polite?She's a foreign girl and is nice and talkative when I get her alone, but doesn't seem to take any action to initiate conversation w/ me. I met her a week ago. She doesn't appear to talk to anyone else and sits alone outside of classsorry if this description sounds overly autistic and analytical, I am really outgoing and socially adept irl I just want to make the situation crystal clear
>>32532920That's probably because you are a bad person or a dried up husk of one and your soul has left your body>>32532902For real lol unless it's a bit
>>32532968Wrong try again
>>32530826HotMen, can I see your penises?
>>32533039sure, post kik
>>32533039Of course! Always happy to share. Here's a silly little phenomenon I noticed, after the first orgasm of the day I tend to lose about half an inch of length for the remainder. Weird, huh?
>>32532063Show meeeeeee that's hot
>>32533039Thank you ;3 I can show off more on disc if you have it, I'll post mine
>>32532063>Sub 1 min gangI’m jelly, my personal best was 1:24 because I’m still a white cross user and never learned any other way. Been out of practice for years
>>32523000For women What makes you horny ? (Out of kinks)
>>32533150You mean outside of kinks? Like just random things about men
>>32533175Yeah. Idk i am semi-horny, it's the only kinda interesting thing i could think about. And i guess i am kinda curious.
>>32533197I like seeing guys cock throb through their clothing in public.
>>32533039I took this photo for a girl who sexted with me and then friendzoned me.
>>32533241Something like this?
Ladies help.How do I stop viewing woman as something I want to have sex with constantly?>inb4 stop watching porn incelI haven't watched porn or partaken in masturbation in close to a year I'm about to stop counting months soon.
>>32533282I think you already answered your own question.
>>32533039>>32533241lead by example and give us something to be excited over
>>32524683Pony
Got banned from blue atogaHi redtoga
>>32533272Oh my....
>>32533997What crimes did you commit
>>32534003I posted a husband application link that wasn't even mine>off-topic Dumb reason, that thread is basically a chat room
>>32533997Hiya. What'cha in for?
>>32534009Oh, whoops, asked after you already answered! Yeah, off-topic bans seem pretty frequent over there. Hope you enjoy your vacation, we only get lewd sometimes, probably.
>>32532810>Talking Prompt replies>DatingShowing up to dates>Bf/gf Not cheating, basic love and respect >wife/husband Same as bf/gf + money + sex + taking care of kids
>>32534001You're male right?
>>32533282Yeah I think you just need to start nutting again man. That isn't good for you. Avoid the pornos if possible but you should still masturbate once in a while.>>32533197When they smell good. Their hands. That dumb little curl that falls down in front of their brow when they're sweaty and concentrating on something. The way mustaches feel on my skin. Sleepy voice. When they're vocal during sex beyond the typical caveman grunting. Stuff like that.
>>32534039No
>>32534309Oh, you said you posted a husband ad so I assumed you were. I can drop disc or kik if you'd like to see more.
>>32534347No thank you I'm scared of people
State gender. If you could pick a superpower, what would it be? And would you use it to help people, commit crimes, or neither?
>>32534387I’d pick time stoppage (considering it acted like it does in comic books) with a close runner up being teleportation. I’d try to use them inconspicuously in a mostly beneficial way.
>>32534364Understandable, this is 4chan after all, I won't pressure you. I can post more here if you'd like
>>32534406Ooh, if I had a power like that I'd hope it has a time limit. Otherwise I'd be terrified of dying during it somehow, and leaving the universe in permanently stopped time!>inconspicuously in a mostly beneficial wayBeneficial to you, or people in general?
>>32534387FMiraculous healing powers or teleportation or transfiguration
>>32534422I forgot to sayI'd using the healing powers on myself and then visit as many hospitals as I could before the government kills meTeleportation, neitherTransfiguration, could conceivably commit crimes without getting caught but idk if I would
>>32534417Little bit of both. Nothing horrible for my own benefit. But maybe I take some tuna from the store without asking. It’d be better if I didn’t age during. Maybe a 1000 year time limit so that it never interfered with my power but could end if I died
>>32534387M, I've always wanted super speed. And maybe I'd use it to help people but really I just wanna go fast.
>>32534439>visit as many hospitals as I could before the government kills meWhy's the government gonna kill you for healing people? Big Pharma might be kinda mad, but you're one person, so it's not like you could cure the whole country.>Teleportation, neitherThe more people mention it the more I realize how convenient it'd be. Imagine all the money saved without a car.>Transfiguration, could conceivably commit crimes without getting caught but idk if I wouldYeah that's a tricky one. I'd be scared to have it, the ability to remove yourself from consequences would really test your morals.>>32534440It'd be funny if it was set to have a time limit, but time doesn't actually pass, so said limit isn't ever reached.>>32534449I feel like asking for that power is like tempting a monkey's paw situation. Knowing my luck I'd have super speed, but not super reaction speed, so I just run into everyone and everything.
>>32534454...that's a good point. Is it too late to change??
>>32534468Of course! Maybe wings / flight would be a better choice? You could still presumably go pretty fast, and there's not really any obstacles to worry about in the sky. Might hit a bird at worst.
>>32534474Hah, meant "of course not." Just a fun little thought experiment, not like I'm about to beam the superpowers onto you! Or am I?
>>32534454>you're one person, so it's not like you could cure the whole country.What if I didn't have to physically touch anyone to do it? What if I could just lift my hands and heal a whole roomful or building of people? :') could do it pretty quickly desu and save everyone This is why Big Pharma/government would kill me!
>>32534454>It'd be funny if it was set to have a time limit, but time doesn't actually pass, so said limit isn't ever reached.Maybe, it might need some tuning. It’d be cool if you could bring someone with you if you were touching skin or something like that. Instant private conversations, walking around places without crowds, etc. The possibilities are endless, especially if you also have teleportation. Instant access anywhere and as much time as you need for everything. You would truly be free from everything.
>>32534485I feel like it'd be a draining power to have, honestly. Like every second you spend not healing people, you feel terrible, that there are people suffering you could be helping. But total selflessness isn't realistic, you need time to focus on yourself and what makes you happy, or you're going to break.>>32534489It's definitely a great one if it works the way you want it to. Saves so much time, no pun intended.
>>32534508But I could also heal myself anytime I feel drained! Although, I probably would eventually learn to pace myself once the novelty wears off and treat it more like a full-time job Also combining this with transfiguration would be fun because I could pretend to be a lot of different people and avoid fame
>>32534519No no, not physically draining, mentally! I'm not sure healing powers could help with that, ha.>learn to pace myselfThat'd definitely be for the best. But with the inevitable fame you'd get so many critics for being lazy, people begging you to help their loved ones, etc. Scary stuff.
>>32534526What if I could heal mental/emotional things too :o Also I could be sneaky about it and just casually heal people everywhere I go to avoid attention but that might go against their free will if they didn't ask for it hmm
>>32534535>What if I could heal mental/emotional things tooThat's a tricky thing to quantify, healing a mind. Just outright removing negative thoughts doesn't sound healthy, you need time to process and digest those. To skip that entirely is like, not being human, I think? Jeez this got complicated!>be sneaky about itI would definitely screw this up in a matter of weeks, personally.
>>32534387FTelepathy. I have always loved Cable and how he used his telekinetic powers to enhance his fighting abilities. Most people just fucking stand there. I would definitely use them for personal gain instead of helping people.
>>32534571>Telepathy>telekinetic powersHey, that's two different powers! I'm telling Mom!>I would definitely use them for personal gain instead of helping people.Can't blame ya. The whole superhero for the people shtick would get old, becomes a job at some point.
>>32533150Button-up shirts with the sleeves rolled up, stubble, strong forearms+back+shoulders, kind+confident, when they look slightly disheveled after work or when they come home from the gym and you can tell they went hard during their workouts. Form fitting clothing, but not so form fitting it looks like they're trying hard
>>32534589>Button-up shirts with the sleeves rolled upDoes this still work if they have sticks for arms? Asking for a friend.
>>32534595I'd say so, but they might want to get a shirt that either has slim sleeves or tapers in that instance, might look less cool if the sleeve is too baggy
>>32534610Understood, appreciate it. I'll write this down for when I get better-fitting clothes.
>>32534615Thought you were asking for a friend
>>32534762Right, uh, better fitting clothes... for my friend.
>>32534767You like monster girls huh?
>>32534815Oh yes.
>>32534820For the Fs out there, if you could be any type of monster girl, which would you be and why?
>>32534825Goo girl if I can adjust my solidity Dragon woman if I can't
>>32534889Good taste! What would you use the solidity adjustments for, if you don't mind me asking?
>>32534889Forgot the "why"sGoo: no more bodily aches, probably opens up a lot of fun ways to play with my fiance, can adjust body to fit into whatever clothes I want to wear, probably useful for party tricks Dragon: strong, would like lighting up candles and campfires with firebreath, flight sounds interesting, fiance could pull on my tail/horns, increases my intimidation stat at work or in public places
>>32534901>no more bodily achesOoh good point, hadn't considered how nice it would be to have no bones or organs.>adjust body to fit into whatever clothes I want to wearDamn, you're making slime girl sound a lot better than I realized. You could be a tall busty woman one day and a short flat woman the next!>fiance could pull on my tail/hornsGreat minds think alike. I put this in my stories all the time.
>>32534900Stuff like adjusting how clothes fits me comes to mind. Maybe I could use my hands like multitools too if I could reshape easily and solidify hard enough. Also sex stuff, like getting penetrated in normally impossible ways like getting literally titfucked or skullfucked, shape myself a dick so I get to feel what that's like, etc
>>32534910Well you've certainly opened my mind to the concept. I wasn't really interested in slime girls before, but now I can see the appeal.
>>32523000How do I stop getting desperate for human touch and keep believing that /soc/ will solve my issue?
hi guys YOU LITERALLY HAS PENIS? for real? 0 joke? whatthen how do you peerefuted
Ladies and Lads, if your date arrived on this sick Yamaha MT-07 how cool would you think he is?
>>32524683Elk or Pony, had the curve downforwrd before but got chirurgy
Girls, when do you look for or post when searching for online fwb?
>>32530673I'm a grower, meaning my cock looks average and tidy when flaccid but huge, swollen and ''angry'' (their citation) when erect.When normal there is no visible veins but when aroused you can easily make them out on my dick.Anyways the biggest misconcepion is that a lot of women think only the penis is worth caressing/worship/attention; I got an entire body you know?
>>32523000Ladies, what do you think of men who like cats?
>>32533061>>32533252>>32533272I have two pics but my pussy is kinda cheesy from not being used. I did shave recently, maybe I can be persuaded to show that.
>>32535216On whisper. Because I'm shy.
>>32535549They're sociopaths. Cat dudes are weird af.
>>32535614 Would more throbbing cock persuade you? I'm >>32533272. Or if you have disc or kik I could drop mine.
>>32535614Could this help sweeten the deal, perhaps? You did say you like throbbing!
>>32535676>>32535725Ok I am persuaded~Here's some bubble bath pussy
>>32535780You always manage to be way better than my imagination. And the bath was a great call, loving the shiny smooth skin. What I wouldn't give to spend all day down there!
>>32535614>kinda cheesy from not being usedbruh
>>32535792I like that you're eager to please <3
>>32535899My whole body feels tingly just thinking about it. Would probably bring me just as much pleasure, ha.
>>32535549They're giant pussies and make for bad fathers
>>32535928How do you figure
>>32535549I like cat dads, tho I'm sadly allergic to cats
>>32536001I was a cat dad once, for 5 years. I love cats. I love dogs more though. I light up whenever I see one and want nothing more than to hug them and give them attention.
I took a pic at gym today, am i dadbod
>>32535780Sexo
>>32536020Dogs are my favorite too>>32536064Yes, biteable too
>>32536347Nice, thank youTfw today was doing some stuff in front of mirror and my dick was clearly poking out and im pretty sure one girl was glancing kekBut then, i deserve it with grey sweats on
>>32532810Wife/Husband - sticking by their side no matter what. Even if you hate each other’s guts. ‘Till death do us part’ is there for a reason. Never cheating. Never betraying. Telling the truth 100% of the time. Living together. Spending most time together. Closer than best friends. Known each other since both were young. Lost v cards together, started dating young, otherwise it’s a sham marriage. No hymen; no diamond.BF/GF - not cheating. Being there for each other. Spending a large chink of the day being there for each other. Or at least a few hours. As close as best friends.Dating - getting to know each other well. Process from strangers to friends. Getting to know. Hopefully in love. Knowing. Dating. Love. Sex eventually.Talking - almost friends.>>32533039I would but probably of being recognised is too high. Not that someone will recognise my penis. They might recognise who typed this comment and i dont want them to see my penis. Also T fuck you.>>32534387Male. Time travel. Personal benefit. Enjoyment. I might help people as well, save people from tragedies, tho that could cause worse things to happen in the new time like. I’d mess around with it, assuming I could go back to the original time line. Like I could create save files for different time lines, that would be fun.
>>32534387MIf it's any superpower from any media then I have to pick RinneganShit is busted as fuckYou can flyRip out people's souls and know what they knowTurn your body parts into canons and missiles Can push and pull with a gravitational pullYou can create a ball of gravity to pull everything in the surrounding area towards it and stick to itCan summon multiple different giant animalsAnd, you can use people's dead bodies as conduits for your powers if you want
Anyone have experience with viagra? I took one last night at around 8pm. Do I need to wait a full 24 hours to take another one? It says once a day, but not sure if that means 24 hours or like, after a sleep?
>>32535780I would let you scratch my back open with your nails.>>32536064Nice titties.>>32534387I'm a dude.The super powers that I'd find interesting are not feasible on their own, unfortunately.I'd love to either be able to time travel or move instantly anywhere. Both have the issues that if you "reenter", you'll have a chance of being stuck inside a building, the floor... or just out in the open space, since the Earth has moved around the sun.However, if I'd be able to have one of these two with some securties, like some kind of impenetrable shield surrounding me and the option to instantly warp back in time/space, I'd take it.Imagine being able to see other planets, the edge of the universe, being inside a black hole or being able to get rid of some really bad people that the world would be better off without. Though I will admit vigilantism is not really a good thing and I'd have to come up with some kind of logic or system so that I'd have rules to adhere to. But if you could get rid of every dictator, religious zealot or war monger, that'd be great. Like just put them all on an island at least.Time travel could only be done in a fully passive observer thing though, since the implications of being able to change anything would be too big for any single person to handle. You would also never be able to change the future, since whatever you try to do will have either no impact or will actually lead to the future you saw.I can't say which superpower would definitely be better, but maybe teleportation.>>32536410So... flying and then just things to make other people's lifes more miserable, basically?
>>32536525I took one, worrying I wouldn’t be able to get hard cus of nerves, and it didn’t work. A girl blew me and it got hard eventually but that might have just been cus of the blow job. Then many hours later, after the sez while I’m in public, I get hard and it won’t go down. I have to adjust myself in a toilet so it’s less noticeable. Idk. I don’t bother with taking it anyone but I haven’t needed to since. I should have checked how long it took to work, I guess, but I’m pretty sure it said like 30mins-1 hour.
>>32536347Did we just become best friends?
>>32536365>Lost v cards together, started dating young, otherwise it’s a sham marriage. No hymen; no diamond.Nevermind, dude..
>>32536530>So... flying and then just things to make other people's lifes more miserable, basically?Metior is about to crash land on Earth? Repel Tsunami about to smash a city? RepelSomeone about to fall to their death? Pull them upA car about to crash into a woman and her 3 children? Repel the carWant to find out what Epstein knows before he gets killed? Rip his soul out and fly to his island
>>32536525once a day always means 24 hours
>>32532778i salute you for washing your bra every day
Rate my pizza
>>32536525>Anyone have experience with viagra?Yes>Do I need to wait a full 24 hours to take another one?Yes>>32536576>I took one, worrying I wouldn’t be able to get hard cus of nerves, and it didn’t work. A girl blew me and it got hard eventually but that might have just been cus of the blow job.Nerves can overrule the viagra.Viagra and other ED drugs help with the physical parts of getting an errection but if you have too much mental stress/nerves they won't work.>Then many hours later, after the sez while I’m in public, I get hard and it won’t go down.This is when you were relaxed enough for it to work.>>32534387Male as for super power I'll pick Death Loop from the game Death Loop.Upon my death time rewinds 24 hours and I keep my memories of the events that happend.
>>32536628Realistically nah, but happy you like dogs too :>
Men, what's the best reasonably priced fleshlight or masturbator I can get (nothing up my ass, thanks)? And what's a better lube than coconut oil?
>>32537899>best reasonably priced fleshlight or masturbatorDepends on how much you are willing to spend.For me personally I would go for official an Fleshlight when it's on sale.Disposable masturbaters don't work on my dick.I'm average length (16cm) and when I fully penetrated the toy it looked like a sweater for my dick. >And what's a better lube than coconut oil?I use an absolute shit ton of water based lube, watch out with synthetic lube, it can and will ruin your toys.>nothing up my assDon't knock it till you try it, I have this buttplug+cockring combo that is fun to use when I'm high.I did try a prostate massager a few times but that didn't do much for me.
>>32537899I got a fleshlight for my fiance and every forum I checked suggested Gun Oil lube or Astroglide, so those probably
>>32532810>talkingFriendship, kindess>datingMore romance and flirting, maybe kissing, mayyyybe sex, ideally some exclusivity, but I don't feel too hurt when guy messes around>bf/gfCommitment/exclusivity, sex, long term planning, deeper emotional bond and thorough communication, helping each other, drawing the best out of each other we can>marriedSimilar to above, though maybe deeper sense of trust, budget together for family oriented goals and plans
>>32532810>TalkingBoth people doing their best to keep a conversation going.>DatingMaking short term plans together (a week or a month into the future).>BF/GFExclusivity and planning to stay together for the long haul (Months or even a year into>Wife/HusbandAt this point you are supposed to a cohesive unit with plans of a permanent nature (Kids & House, that kind of stuff).
>>32537856I was quoting step brothers lol. Favorite breed?
>>32535966>Inattentive>Not protective>Less active>Not responsible>Lets the cat (child) run the householdDog owners are more outgoing, disciplined, and attentive. Cats fucking suck.
>>32536064You look like Elon Musk
>>32537816>Olives>Onions>Bell peppers0/10, would not eatOther than that, it looks good for an oven pizza
>>32537899It's called going outside, you fucking coomer
>>32538236I'm open to removing the olives but the bell peppers and onions are key.I can understand the dislike people have for green kind but yellow and red are tasty and easy to add to any meal.
What’s everyone wearing today? Post a picture if you’re brave. Make it a saucy picture if you’re really brave and if the outfit calls for it.
>>32538433>Green vest>Black shirt with branding from a coffeeshop in Amsterdam>Black loungewear pants>Gray socksNot that saucy or special, just comfy weekend wear!
>>32538433Does nothing count as an outfit? (M)
>>32538208Oh lolProbably Jack Russell Terriers>>32538433White tank top+dark grey pantiesJust woke up a little hungover outfit
>>32538558Those are good! Mine is a close tie between German shepherds and golden retrievers. Or maybe huskies. So hard to choooose
>>32538304I would have said the exact same, except for DEFINITELY removing olives.Shit's gross, yo.As for your pizza, I think it's too autistically evenly arranged. lol
My fwb and I have a consensual scene planned out that I am super excited about. Long story short, there’s a cabin in the woods. He drops a pin. I go find the cabin, he “hunts” me, and takes me, etc. It’s Halloween season, afterall. We are festive. I would really like to not make this easy for him. I’m not fast so I have to be smart. I’ve been thinking about deviating from the path he sets and trying to find him first. He has homefield advantage. Please only looking for ideas of how to outsmart him. Want to reverse Uno his ass just a little bit.
>>32538846>>32538846my only idea so far: I am thinking I will park my car somewhere earlier on the road than he tells me to. I’ll head on foot either east or west and then cut in toward the cabin from a different “side” than he expects. It MIGHT give me the chance to see him first.
>>32538846Are you going to tell somebody where you're going to be?
>>32538433This is a bit of an old pic but I happen to be wearing the same exact thing today
>>32531354so If you're on a blind date and the guy looks . . . not so great, but suddenly demonstrates fantastic food knowledge that would win him points?>>32532778>He just has to be funny and touch me the right way lolYou let strangers you don't find physically attractive touch you? Also what is 'the right way'
>>32538895>forearmorhand.jpgWhat's the meaning of that filename?
>>32538917>so If you're on a blind date and the guy looks . . . not so great, but suddenly demonstrates fantastic food knowledge that would win him points?Yes, and not just about meat and grilling "manly" shit. Veggies and fruit too.If I meet a 3 on a blind date and he orders a garden salad with a unique nondairy dressing... I am sucking his dick.
>>32537816Wow I love you.Lil crispy, but I'd eat it.
>>32538949kek I don't remember the context, sometimes I change filenames to fit a conversation and don't bother to return them to normal
Unpopular opinion average to small breasts are *on average* more aesthetic than large titsWhile big boobs are nice and all, they often seem to get funky shaped, sometimes droopy and looking like tubes which doesnt look good naked Thoughts
>>32538963I'll have you know last weekend I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and first thing I went to the salad bar.
>>32538992My first thought was that you may have asked somebody if they found your forearm or hand more attractive!>>32539009Do you feel that webm is a representation of "average to small breasts"?Because I'd say they're definitely more than average in size, especially on her slender figure.>>32537816Coincidentally we were both going for Italian today.I made a slightly creamy bolognese with tortellini. The stuff on top is frozen basil I harvested on my balcony.
>>32539048Anon... This isn't the first time you've made this mistake...
>>32539048Based retard>>32539025They are maybe slightly bigger considering her slender frame yes. Maybe i am having bad judgement based on content posted elsewhere...But even if she was almost flat my opinion would still stand
>>32539048>1 posts by this IDThis could have been such a good joke if you posted before in this thread...
>>32538304Bell peppers are too sweet. Peppers are for heat, not sweet.
>>32539009This is facts. Smaller proportions are refined. Huge tits are the epitome of American gluttony.
>>32539082>Bell peppers are too sweet.What have I walked into...
>>32538876Yeah of course I am. He’s not gonna kill me… but someone will still need to know where we are in case of accidents or other risks due to recent weather that may have messed up access to the area. He’s going today to make sure the location is safe before he’s even letting me up there.However I could see why deviating from the plan could be unwise lol.
>>32539132>However I could see why deviating from the plan could be unwise lol.Yeah, my next question would have been if you might want to potentially ruin what he has prepared for you. Because there is a chance that could happen if you try to trick him in return.
>>32539139Okkk also true. He and I haven’t exactly agreed on finer details yet due to waiting to find out if it’s even still accessible. We still need to have the “ok what’s in and out of bounds” talk. You bring up good points for me to consider though.
>>32539009Agree. The girl in your .webm has a perfect body as far as I'm concerned.
>>32539146I feel like it's important to let the person who wants to lead lead. They usually have thought the whole thing through, at least that's how I am. You just need to let yourself fall into it.But of course this only applies if you trust them fully, which takes time to build up.Hope you're going to have a great time though, sounds spicy!And if you don't mind, I'd love to hear how it goes.
>>32539213Normally, I lead, but I did ask to switch. I guess I should actually switch then huh, lol. Even if I do, I still don’t want to make it too easy. How would I let you know how it goes? It’ll be a week or two from now.
I don't know where to look online for chicks anymore. I know, I know "why not look in real life?" Waste of time. I have a screening process, I gotta get to know a girl before I'll commit any time or resources to her really. I'm not going to go on a date and find out five minutes in I have zero interest in her. And no, I'm not going to tell you what specifically I'm looking for because this board and /adv/ in particular are filled with EXACTLY the kind of broken, mentally ill, aggressively retarded whores I don't want to waste a fucking second talking to.Omegle was always the easiest for me, but it's been broken for some time. I could go through Discord, but ehhhh, the girls on there are little better than on here but instead of "this piece of shit was lying about being female" the threat instead becomes "this piece of shit was lying about being of age." and I'm too fucking old for "whoops, I swear I didn't realize she was 14" to fly. You have to fucking card people to stay safe on discord, and that shit is lame.Tinder is shit. In my area 99% of the results are morbidly obese, pronoun bios, trannies or gay dudes not even pretending to be girls who just straight up open with a picture of their fucking ass.
>>32539385>this board and /adv/ in particular are filled with EXACTLY the kind of broken, mentally ill, aggressively retarded whores I don't want to waste a fucking second talking to.>/atoga/ threadMaybe ask somewhere else then?
>>32537816save some for meeee
>>32539009Ad a woman I agree and wish I looked exactly like that woman.
>>32539009>>32539629As a man I wish I looked exactly like that woman. Nah jk she is super hot though.
>>32539025I think maybe I was asking women whether they prefer forearms or hands? Like which one they find more attractive on men. I'm actually still curious about it now that I consider it, which is it femanons
>>32539385You're the problem
>>32539365>How would I let you know how it goes?Post it in the thread, if you're comfortable with that.Not guaranteed that I'm going to see it, but that's the easiest way.
>>32539009F. Idc, I wish I had giant tits regardless.
>>32539009F, I've held the opinion that small titties usually look better nude while big titties usually look better in clothes, but there's always exceptions for both>captcha: orgy8d
>>32539009I'd say big titties are better then small titties but the best titties are the ones the owner wants me to touch.>>32539082>Bell peppers are too sweet. Peppers are for heat, not sweet.That is why I normally call them Paprikas because they aren't really peppers in my book.I fucking love hot peppers and spicy foods.>>32538837>autistically evenly arrangedWeirdest comment I ever got on my pizza.Your >>32539025 tortelini looks good, what is it filled with btw?I'd still pour some sriracha on it tho.
>>32538963You would hate me. I am so picky. Autism texture stuff I'm afraid. Cooking on the other hand ... is being able to cook the fancy food just as impressive even if you don't eat it?
Good morning /atoga/>>32539009B/C cups are ideal, end of story. D's can also look nice, but they're encroaching on the "too big" territory.
>>32540625This makes sense. Small titties better visual and in hand, big ones give that cleavage appeal and that traditional massive=attractive except in actual useI prefer small-medium
>>32540621But flat is justice.
>>32539391The question is where should I look online that isn't /soc/ or discord? Why isn't there another version of Omegle out there that lets you search by interests, is completely anonymous and has an even larger user base?
>>32532810I probably would come up with something if I sit down and think about it for a long time, but right now I don't really have any ideas. Probably because I don't expect myself to get to the "dating" stage anytime soon + no prior experience.>>32534117>Avoid the pornos if possible but you should still masturbate once in a while.I think long breaks from masturbation can be great, depending on the person and situation. Personally, I think I should abandon and forget about this type of thing entirely and focus on other things as opposed to my "normalize it for yourself" strategy that kind of led me here.>>32534387Male. There're too many options and caveats to consider to a point it's low-key scary. If you take time travel for example, how it's going to treat existense and other objects?— Planet is always moving, so will you be tied to the position on it or the reality itself?— What if a stick was flying by a space where you leg would appear if you travel to the past/future?— If it's other creature (human, animal, beard), would you just telefrag it or parts to you starting on its way will vanish because you weren't supposed to be on its place?>And would you use it to help people, commit crimes, or neither?Probably a bit of everything, but hard to say how much my mind would've changed after getting whatever power I did.>>32535650Oh... I know I'm not exactly normal, but still. At least apparently I do have some potential and that's good enough for me.>>32537816Looks good.>>32538433Just a shirt and sweatpants. Nothing special.>>32538846Not going to lie, I got the strong "it will go terribly wrong" vibes from this one.>>32539009I'm not really a fan of big ones, but at the end of a day it probably doesn't matter all that much if the person is right.>>32539050>>32539063Someone tried to start some general thread here again?
>>32541640>Someone tried to start some general thread here again?Yep! Same person as last time evidently. Odd mistake to make, especially more than once.
>>32540840>Weirdest comment I ever got on my pizza.Sorry, it just seemed kinda funny how everything was so orderly!The tortellini are filled with a four cheese bland and spinach & ricotta.I added a (for me) adequate amount of cayenne pepper to it. I feel sriracha would completely ruin the taste!Sriracha definitely fits some things, but not a (creamy) bologense, man!
I have a question please. for a femanon. I already know the answer is 'she is just being nice and friendly' and 'she just likes sitting like that its nothing to do with you', but, there is this girl at my uni in my course (not that it matters now - I've switched courses and will probably never speak to her again I wanna kms anyway let's move on). And in the hallway she always stands in front of me. We don't talk, everyone is on their phone. But she stands in front of me, sometimes sitting in front of me cross legged, with her head at my crotch level. And I wanna deepthroat her (not that my dicks big enough for that but whatever) and today she didn't sit but she stood in front of me and then kinda bended forward with her back to the wall, to go on her phone. maybe she's tryna give me a hint, maybe i have a dirty mind. either way im not sure. is this a hint what is this?
>>32541796>And I wanna deepthroat her (not that my dicks big enough for that but whatever)You mean you want her to deepthroat you.You wanting to deepthroat her implies she has a dick and you wanna suck it...>is this a hint what is this?Go up to her, do some smalltalk, say anything about the classes. See how she replies.You'll never know until you try at least talking with her.And the worst that could happen would be that she's not interested, at least you had an exciting fantasy!
>>32541796dirty mind 100%. she didnt speak to you a single time, so she doesnt want to speak with you.
>>32541834she spoke to me before every class actually and once began a conversation with me after class was ending. We've only shared classes together for 5 days and I'm switching courses anyway. Never did I say she didn't talk to me, that's all in your head.>>32541832Yeah maybe I will if I see her again.
>>32523000Women, could you realistically do this position? Just for fun, not everyday
>>32541860Sure, but would worry about accidentally getting analed
>>32541891>accidentallyNo one tell her
>>32542088Wrong pic owo
>>32541908wow >:^(
>>32542120I mean, if I can fit in there without a ton of prep work, it was just meant to be.
>>32541850>We don't talk, everyone is on their phoneyou are a fucking retard then
>>32542124Easier for it to occur after a while of fucking when everything is slippery down there, I wouldn't say its meant to be
>>32542173My dick wouldnt just "accidentally" slip into your butt, no matter how much lube we use. I guarantee it, unless your ass is just absolutely destroyed.
>>32542181My fiance is pretty hung and he's slipped in by accident before while I was on top. I never do analNot balls deep, but definitely got in a few inches before I got off of him¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>>/adv/29788351discord: angevou
>>32542193What the fuck? I can barely fit in most pussy even with foreplay/lube
>>32542197Do people actually call this thread "redatoga"...?
>>32542202no it's "redtoga"
>>32541860I will crush you or break your dick before anal. Men fear my downstroke if I'm riding and they slip out.
>>32542233Have never caused a penile fracture, but feels bad the rare ocassion when I land on it without it going in, looks really uncomfy ;w;
I really think she's just shittily attempting to let me down easy, which is sweet of her, but it would be nice if she was a little bit more forward with whether or not she wanted to spend time with me
>>32542193A few inches? Must’ve been riding a bit hard if you didn’t notice a rear entrance until it was halfway through.
>>32541337Then I want to be evil incarnate.
>>32541860I'd worry I'm too heavy.
>>32542927..That was smooth as fuck.No but haven't you ever heard that when you hug a flat chested girl you're holding her closer to her heart?
>>32542927No wonder I find so many pics of demons with huge boobs.
>>32542933That's dumb. I hug a big-titted woman often now and it makes me wish every hug was as amazing.
>>32542942Do angels tend to be flat? I assume all porn just has both with big tits.
How thick is too thick for a penis? At what point does it become uncomfortable?
>>32542944Breast implants?
>>32542949Everyone is different. Personally:
>>32542951I've considered them. Cosmetic surgery has come a long way since the old days.
>>32542948Not sure, I rarely find angel art honestly. Guess they're not often monstrous enough to be considered monster girls.
>>32542956...How old are you? Are you immortal?
>>3254297132. So pretty much.
>>3254298033 here so I feel you. If it makes you feel better I love petite chests!
>>32542988Always glad to hear it even if it doesn't change my mind.
>>32542925Go hard or go home
>>32542952Mine fits that pretty well I believe. >>32530826>>32543005Anytime!
>>32542930It’s why I lift
>>32543007True. Just don’t hurt yourself
Seems like the men here prefer slimmer women and on the /adv/toga they like the curvier bigger women. Noice.
>>32543084I like lots of different types of women. If the chub is in the right places I’m even ok with them being my weight (205lbs). Anything beyond that might be ok if she’s taller.
>>32524683Elk, I think. It’s possible I’m dickslexic, though.
For women who have worked as rideshare drivers: What was your schedule, how much did you make a day, and what did you typically make for a week? I’m aware it can vary so don’t bother pointing that out, just looking for your average.
Femanons is a bisexual guy a turn on or off for you?When it came up during dates I've gotten reactions ranging from gross to very nice.>>32541708>The tortellini are filled with a four cheese bland and spinach & ricottaNice, spinach and ricotta is always a good filling.>Sriracha definitely fits some things, but not a (creamy) bologense, man!My own sauce tends to be a bit on the sweet side so I always add a bit of sriracha to my own portion.>>32543084>Seems like the men here prefer slimmer women and on the /adv/toga they like the curvier bigger women.I like both unless it's on the extreme end.
>>32543475I think its neat, but I'm biased being bi myself
>>32543502I guess you could say you're BIased
>>32542129Did I hit a nerve?
>>32541860I could do this every day>>32541891Oh
>>32541645Well, anon really likes lurking here.>>32543084I guess I'm more into slimmer and such, but keeping an open mind. Like >>32543107 said, chub can be good sometimes. Fit ladies are also fine sometimes.At the end, I think it's important to keep an open mind and don't miss out on a great partner solely due to their physical appearance.
my gf doesn't like giving head and she's too insecure to let me give her head, but she's warming up to it slowly. how do i get her to feel like picrel for my cock, like to WANT to give the slobbiest sloppy
tell me the true, girls. Only looks are what matter? I've never seen any woman fall in love with a man's personality or intelligence
>>32543962Helps to show how much you enjoy it during the act, the moaning, head rolling back, back arching, etc all gets me wanting to suck a guy's soul out>>32544074Looks are an intial attractor, but personality and emotional intelligence is what matters long term. Looks change and fade with time and circumstance so getting attached to looks primarily makes for a shallower relationship imo.
>>32543962>my gf doesn't like giving head and she's too insecure to let me give her headOral is the spice to make nearly ever sex better.>but she's warming up to it slowly.That's good, it can be such an enjoyable part of it!>>32544074>I've never seen any woman fall in love with a man's personality or intelligenceThen you should go out for once.
>>32537816Looks over and under at the same time. Would recommend using a rack for a more even cook between top and bottom. Also maybe higher temps and shorter time as well as a thinner crust and a little more restraint when it comes to toppings. The way the cheese keeps in separate bits makes me think it's factory grated. Doesn't look very appetizing as is>>32538228Might not surprise you that it comes off as a huge generalization, but you definitely lost me on the whole people-animal relationships = people-people relationships>>32539025Personally I'd stick to one type of filling(or maayybe have one be mushrooms or something instead of 2x cheese based) and a lighter sauce or a different pasta for bolognese, but both the sauce and tortellini look tasty and fresh. Way ahead of what most people serve at first glance>>32539082Different products, different applications. You can make some killer soups and sauces that lean sweet rather than hot with roasted bell peppers for example
>woman want romance>man want sex>socially acceptable to expect romance>socially unacceptable to expect sexWhy
>>32545167Did you cook that?I like shrimps, but it looks like the ones on the right still got their feet on them. I usually remove all that stuff (especially the shell) before serving.Never had scallops.> I'd stick to one type of fillingI usually have these two fillings, since the one with spinach doesn't taste a lot like cheese. However, there's also a pretty good tortellini around here with dried tomates in it.I had the first two servings of my bolo with fusilli and without any cream in it. For the two servings with the tortellini I added a bit of cream.That's something I try when possible, turning one dish into more like 1.5 dishes by changing one or two things about it. Especially because I tend to cook 3-5 servings most of the time. I also freeze whatever I end up not using. I made so much bolo this time that I ended up freezing an entire 750ml pack.>Way ahead of what most people serve at first glanceThanks!Ever since I moved into my current appartment around 2.5 years ago I've dedicated myself to cook something really nice at least once a week. And around every other month I have friends over to share a special dinner with. I'm quite proud of it when it goes well!I'm not exactly sure what to cook this week though, I ate at the cantina at work today and I might do so tomorrow too. Thought about making something with puff pastry and a filling tomorrow evening.I might just make eat a sandwich and then cook something bigger on Thursday when I got the time for it.Unironically, I love planning what to cook (and then cooking it).>>32545317Who are you quoting?
my sugar baby graduated and the normal sites I use (seeking) are mostly populated with bots or online-only types. do any femanons do the sugar baby thing and what sites do you use for that now
I genuinely find women kind of alien, I can't imagine what it would be like to be a heterosexual woman. That makes me ponder.For men and women; How much of your personality is as it is because of your sex?How do you think your mind would change if your sex and sexuality was flipped?How much different do you a theoretical version of yourself that was born the opposite sex would be?What would remain the same?Nature or nurture?
>>32545510I've thought about this before. I'm a man but I don't really think much of my personality would change if I was a woman. I'm definitely rewarded more for the type of personality I have as a man than I would be as a woman but I wouldn't give a shit even if I was a chick. I've thought about this before because personally I don't understand a lot of gender discussion and the way trans people think. I don't really think I have an internal gender identity, I am a man simply because I have the body of a man. If I were to suddenly change into a woman, I wouldn't bother going through transitioning just to look like a man again. I agree with the idea that gender is just a social construct, it's the traditions and customs we associate with being one sex or another. As such in my mind it's not truly real, sex is the only thing that's real. That's not to say I'm against trans right or anything like that, let them do what they want as long as they aren't actually hurting anybody. Even though this shit makes no sense to me, it's clearly very important to them and their internal experience given the positive outcomes these people experience when transitioning. It just makes no sense to me personally
For women who enjoy ecchi romance manga, what are you currently reading? Doesn’t matter if it’s old or new, just that you’re currently reading it.
>>32545510F, My attitude towards sex probably would've been more relaxed, I didn't lose my v card until I turned 26, probably would've felt fine losing it earlier as a guyDon't think much would realistically change though, my personality has been shaped a lot by severe social anxiety, a few good friends, frequent exercise and reading, staying home and playing vidya a lot, some elements of christianity+buddhism, a think most of that I'd have in life regardless of gender.I'd probably be a semi-chad as a guy, just too autismo and nervous about socializing with people to be a true chad
>>3254551080% of my personality would changeboth nurture and nature have shaped my personality, so other than the anxiety i’d be radically different. coming to terms with growing into a man, feeling out the expectations i have for myself, and what i want out of my life has been a huge part of the way i treat others and think of myself. theres not much of a middle ground to pass over into another gender. id have to rebuild everything.
how can I tell if a guy I dated is in the closet? compared to a guy who is interested in me who is outright bisexual(not sure if he is open with parents) but leans straight?
>>32545510I feel like at the core I would still be me, no matter if I was born into a male or female body. By deduction, I am *right now* both my male and female self. I don't particularly act like a man or a woman, that is to say I have long eschewed *all* societal norms and expectations for what a man should do or what a woman should do. I act like how I would act. I'd have no problem being flipped right now and continuing on as usual.Now, this isn't to say that if I was born the opposite sex my life would be identical. That's 28 years worth of moment to moment experiences, each of which could have went a myriad of different ways and butterflied out to an unimaginably different present.So much of my life was decided by my choice to study chemistry in high school and that was a mere 14 years ago. I've never worked in any chemistry-related field, but I owe my entire social life to that decision. All of my relationships, my friendships, including two lifelong ones that last to this day, my first true love and my first real heartbreak, all because I was too insecure in my math abilities.To spare you the boring details, I ended up getting accepted everywhere I had applied to, but by the time all results came out, I had already enrolled in the chemistry one, mostly for fear of losing my spot in a top-2 school. Was it my fear or was it my parents' fear? Idk, but had I been a little more confident that day, nothing about my life would be the same today. Everything I cherish today, I wouldn't even know exists. Or would I? Would I get same growth, learn the same lessons, feel the same love if I had these experiences, or similar, with different people? Strangers whose existence I'm as unaware of right now as I would be of my current life if I made a different choice back then?Anyway, I'm running off on a tangent.>How much different would I be if I were born a girl?Unfathomably, infinitely!!>What would remain the same?I would still be me.>Nature or nurture?Both!
>>32545510>For men and women; How much of your personality is as it is because of your sex?>How do you think your mind would change if your sex and sexuality was flipped?>How much different do you a theoretical version of yourself that was born the opposite sex would be?>What would remain the same?Male. Honestly, I'm not exactly sure. Some things would've likely played out different, but it's really hard for me to think of how things would've turned out with some changes. That's just something I've come to realize after self-reflecting on "I wish this went differently"-like topics. For everything awful thing and mistake I've endured in my life (even in recent years), the positive aspects and wonderful people I met on this rocky way made it worth it in certain ways. And losing out on these latter things would've been terrible.>Nature or nurture?One quick Google search later, I'm leaning more towards nurture.
>>32545435I tried elitemeetsbeauty but I haven't gotten any messages so I deleted my profile. I still think it's a scam. People send that shit over dating sites all the time.
>>32545317Sex is coined as a bonding activity. You are not bonding with hookers. You are masterbating with someone else's body.
>>32548177Sex is not about bonding, it is about making a woman pregnant.
>>32548239If I ever end up getting a chick pregnant, I must have fucked up immensly.
>>32548177>>32548239Ah yes, the duality of man
>>32548239Helps to have sex for bonding in a relationship anon, otherwise they might feel a sense of rejection and leave to seek that bond in someone else
>>32545317Aren't both socially acceptable? A lot of people in relationships have sex even if they don't talk much about it
>>32545510>For men and women; How much of your personality is as it is because of your sex? I'd say that 30% of my personality is related to my sex.Assuming that major events from my life would still happen the way.>How do you think your mind would change if your sex and sexuality was flipped? I'd be more of a slut if I was born with a vagina,using it to get free drugs and stuff.My sexuality being flipped would turn me from a straight leaning bi to a gay leaning bi.>How much different do you a theoretical version of yourself that was born the opposite sex would be?That would be the numer 2 thing that would happen if I met a female version of me, trying to find out where we match and where we have our differences.The first would be sex for the "My own clone, now neither of us will be virgins" meme>What would remain the same? I'd say my core ideals/beliefs would be the same.>Nature or nurture?I'd say my surroundings/events are a big part of what makes me well me.So i'd say nurture.>>32548177>You are not bonding with hookers.I have to disagree and say that as long as you treat them like human beings you can bond with a hooker/escorts.Just understand that the underlying relation is one of payment for services.>>32545317>woman want romance >man want sex >socially acceptable to expect romance >socially unacceptable to expect sex I've met ladies who just wanted sex and guys who wanted romance.You just need to look in the right places.If you just want to expect sex then go to a sex club.There you can meet women who want to have sex.
>>32549755>I have to disagree and say that as long as you treat them like human beings you can bond with a hooker/escorts.>Just understand that the underlying relation is one of payment for services.That is not a relationship bond, stupid. That's an objectification.
>>32550035>That is not a relationship bond, stupid. That's an objectificationHow so?She is not an object for me to use, she is a person.Using that logic my baker is an object because I pay her for the bread that she makes.
>>32524683No other coyote man here? Really?
>>32551083Probably just none who want to admit it.
>>32523000How will I know I’m ready for a relationship? How do I tell a good woman from a bad one?
How do women usually prefer pubic hair on a guy?I just used Nair on everything (dick, balls, etc.) yesterday because I was preparing for something tonight, but I woke up this morning and started thinking it looks weird with nothing there. It's very smooth, but did I make a mistake?
>>32550035Objectification is an incoherent concept. Wanting to experience sex with another person and wanting them to enjoy it (even if only to show your own sexual prowess) is by definition caring about their subjective feelings and not seeing them as an object. You can certainly reduce a sexual partner to that role, but that’s not the same thing as seeing them as an object. No one cares about how literal objects feel.
>>32551280Different tastes. I enjoy shortish stubble, but I have friends who like clean shaven as well.Same as with beards I guess (And now I wonder if there is a correlation between liking hairy faces and liking hairy cocks
>>32551280>It's very smoothI'm a guy, but I think that's exactly what looks and feels nice.It might be that you're just a guy that likes pubic hair. If that's how it is, then that's just how it is.
>>32551280(male btw) My pubes are curly like my hair so I need to atleast trim the pubefro.I prefer a little bit of hair down there on the mons pubis but clean shaven is also nice.
>>32551280Trimmed enough to not get mouthful of hair during succ but not so short it doesn't blend with rest of body hairAlthough I kinda like feeling of shorter hairs during sex too, prickly sensation a bit nice on clit
>>32523000Both genders, do you collect coins? What about gold or silver?
>>32552916Nope, I just collect plushies.
>>32552924Why do so many people collect plushies? Do they feel a deep bond with them? How connected are they?
>>32552975I dunno about other people, my collection is mostly of circumstance. Someone else buys them as dog toys, and I abduct the ones I recognize as valuable.
>be nice to girls I meet on this board>zero success>friendship ends up dying out>decide to start being more brazen and asshole-like>more success than before>ignore messages for days message her later nonchalantly dont even acknowledge her previous message>immediate responses and she acts like I didn't ignore her for a few days>she initiates versus me initiatingwhat is wrong with you women? I'm so confused, why does this work more than being nice?
>>32552916M here, I have coins and bills from Japan and several European countries! And America of course.
>>32552916>Both genders, do you collect coins?Male. I'm holding on to one fancy coin, but that's about it.
>>32552916I usually keep some coins and one or two bills from places I have visited.The money doesn't have much value to me, but the sentiment and memories attached to the trip.
I'm a 28 year old male virgin because I stay home and don't go out. How do girls perceive that? Is it really a turn off or do you see it more as a challenge at this point?
This is just a random thought I had that anyone can answer.When you mop a floor, the dirtiness doesn’t really go anywhere, it just gets diluted. So what happens when you mop a floor for 100 years ? Will the floor just be caked with dirty build up ?
>>32553460I thought the strands/ropes of the mop absorb the dirt?
Why do a lot of women scream about "victim blaming" when you point out a girl dating a dude known for cheating on his previous gfs and who ended up being cheated on herself was a fucking retard that should've seen it coming? Be responsible of your own goddamn actions.
>>32553878because women having to take responsibilities for their own actions is sexist, Anon.The real meathead side of me wonders if they really aren't just meant to be the "property" they like claiming they used to be back in the day, but that's just when I've had a bad day.
>>32553878>victim blamingsounds like feminist propaganda allowing woman to continue to get away with their choices. While avoiding facing any reality of their choices.
>>32553440You have to go out and seek treatment for your agoriphobia autism.
>>32551631>No one cares about how literal objects feel.I feel like you have no idea on the kinds of people that seek out prostitutes in the first place.
>>32552916I have a silver dollar.>>32553440How are girls perceiving that if you're not going out? >>32553460I'm not a janitor, but at home I use cleaning supplies. I don't just mop with dirty water.
>>32554109Nah, it's not agoraphobia. Just didn't have an interest in it. Then once I did decide to start going out the world shut down. Then I was taking care of my grandma for two years.>>32554153>not going outI mean in general. How do girls *actually* perceive a guy who's a virgin, especially one that's nearly 30 like me?
>>32554182Just lie and say you aren't the whole modern world is built on lies a few more won't hurt. Ive known woman to turn dudes away who are virgins because they see them as failures. Which I find hilarious because as a virgin you're still pure. koo koo world.
>>32554192Pretty sure it'd be all too obvious once I got into bed with one tho, no?Plus... No. that's just- Not how I roll there, chief.
>>32554182How are women looking at you if you don't go out? Take your time.
>>32554247holy shit, you dense fucks. I asked how girls perceive older male virgins. Why am all I getting are faggots telling me to go out more? Obviously, and I have been, but it still doesn't answer the fucking question, holy shit
>>32554197Not necessarily, some people go through life just being terrible at fucking. Doesn't matter how much they've had they just never learn any better.Fake it til you make it with confidence, get her off first, be vocal when you fuck.Do those 3 things and you'll be a better lay than a surprising amount of the population. I can't stress enough how much fake it til you make it changed my life
>>32554258Because that's also you answer. Most women typically don't want a male's virginity unless they are religiously radical. (Not me though, I'm an outlier, no need for questions)
>>32554266>be vocal when you fuckwhat exactly means?I jerk off quite. Always have, so I imagine this'll be the hardest part for me>>32554270>Not me though, I'm an outlierSo what you're saying is you want my virginity then (;
Have any women here ever thought it'd be fun to cuck any guys they know? I don't want any unrealistic stories, I'm moreso interested in how common the fantasy is on the women's end at all and in what circumstances does the thought of cucking someone become a turn on, however guiltily you indulge in it in your head
>>32554295>So what you're saying is you want my virginity then (;No, you have to be my type first.>>32554310>Have any women here ever thought it'd be fun to cuck any guys they know?No? Because I don't know guys? Especially guys I would allow to watch me have sex?
>>32554316>my typeand what's your type?
>>32554295>>32554295>>be vocal when you fuck>what exactly means?>I jerk off quite. Always have, so I imagine this'll be the hardest part for meWomen like to hear their men fuck them. Go look at any of those fantasy smut books that are everywhere if you don't believe me. We aren't talking porn levels of grunting but enough to help them feel like they are doing a good job/are a good fuck. It's totally normal to jerk off in silence so I wouldn't say it'll make a big difference, depending on the type of woman you are with you might just be fine with not suppressing your enjoyment and the occasional praise (Don't say thankyou for the love of christ) or if it's someone who is clearly wanting you to take charge then add some sporadic degrading commentary, just stay away from being degrading about physical attributes unless you really know the girl and what she wants.
>>32554339>they are doing a good jobI still have to remind my dumb ass they don't just lay there, but actually do things too
>>32554369Ehh, in the same way that some men go through their life not really learning anything about fucking properly, a lot of women are the same. You can expect starfishes and the like. Doesn't matter though, unless you're about to just zip up and walk out you have to follow those 3 rules whether the person you're with is any good or not.
>>32554318Pale white skinny guys
>>32554397shame. I am pale and white, but I'm built like a fire hydrant
>>32554404I had to google what you meant and came across thisfireplugA term usually attributed to a man whose physical stature closely resembles a fireplug/fire hydrant. He is usually of below average height, stocky or muscular build, thick arms and legs, with a thick or not readily visible neck.
>>32554468yep, pretty on point. I do have a neck tho. Gah, imagine not having a neck. Fucking weird shit.
>>32554397Is there a age limit with this? Obviously not a 16 year old guy but as they get older and still are virgins does the attractiveness for you go up?
To women: I'm going to try dating apps now and I'm confused about this aspect: Should I have photos with my friends or not? I'm shorter than my friends and I'm aware of how height is a limiting factor. People say that I shouldn't post pictures with my "competition" (which includes my friends and my cousins that I'm friendly with lol), but they also say that I should post pics with friends. What should I do?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a woman who will kick me in the balls.
>>32554528Have you tried the "fucked up fetish" or "BDSM contact" threads?
>>32554547I actually haven't been looking on 4chan, lol
>>32554549I haven't had much luck with girls in here, but that could be a me issue. It's worth a shot tho. You seem a touch desperate for it
>>32554556>a touchlol
Why do women look at me?
>>32554719Probably because of your massive milkers.
Both genders. Did these threads helped you learn something new (or rediscover) about yourself? Like, anything. It doesn't have to be something lewd, but there's also no escaping that here.
>>32554946no
>>32554946M, nah this shit is just a way to kill time
How can I signal to females I want to be pegged without letting everyone know?Is there a code of some kind
>>32554946MYep. ATOGA helped me be a lot more open and in touch with my feminine side, my kinks, and people in general.
>>32556058This doesn't seem like a question, anon...
>>32554491No, stays the same.>>32556058Nice.
>>32555388The angry mask symbol is for strapon.
>>32556059Its an answer
>>32556075Oh no, there's a quiz? I forgot to study!
We posting bulges now?
>>32556061Thats a virgin cock btw
Are any females here who want to look at my dick?
>>32556088Yessss bulgessss>>32556116That's virgin? Can I get it delivery?
>>32556456One in shorts for posterity
>>32556496*lip bite at those hand veins*
>>32556539Yeah ;3
>>32556547Share?
>>32556064Wait actually?
>>32556554:)
SoMenCan I watch you flex your dick?Can I watch you get hard from being fully soft?
>>32557116If you were my gf we could make a regular showing of both.
>>32557132If you were one of my bfs then yeah. I'd do that irl.But I'm pretty sure we're probably not close.
>>32557150>one of my bfsWhat?I'm in the western US
>>32557154I want multiple bfs.You probably don't like that.I'm eastern US.
>>32557159I wouldn't call it bf/gf but I could be open to something very casual involving more than one other person, especially if there was more than one woman involved.Yeah, too far apart.
>>32557163I'm not open to being a casualty. I need serious attention.
>>32557165Casual to me just means it's not intended to be permanent/long term or headed for marriage or anything like that.
>>32557116You're in luck, I've got one of those!https://files.catbox.moe/duxm1e.mp4Being a grower is fun sometimes, even if it's less optimal for exhibitionism.
>>32556860It’s not working :/
Women, how do you feel about dick pics and nudes, In general?
>>32557165rulebreaker hands typed this post
>>32557116Yes you canFor research purposes
>>32556456Amazon prime virgin dick?
>>32554985>>32555382Fair enough.>>32555567I think I've got some reminders and reassurances from here, which is quite nice. Would be nice to write down some sort of conclusion, but probably later. Even though nobody asked and definitely don't care about random anon's opinion, there's no way I would talk about this with anyone and I would need to get that out of my head.Overall, I guess my TL;DR would be "I'm grateful for experience & replies, but generally I think it's just not for me".
where does one find female sex deviants thatd be wildly obsessed with fucking a 9 inch virgin?fetlife? and should i just drop the whole virgin part and play it off as coming out of a dry spell?on a completely unrelated note, where does one find just slightly kinky women whod be casually interested in hooking up with a well-endowed virgin thats somewhat hesitant to hook up with a full on deviant off of some sex site
>>32558741I'm not a woman, but I have met ones who are into such a roleplay.However, absolutely exclusively with somebody they know well and trust, meaning their partner.
why do women exist
>>32559612>why are womenftfy
There are no women on the internet.
>>32559612Same reasons you exist basically
>>32558396How the living shit do you end up a virgin with a 9 incher? explain this sad state of affairs to me.Do you not have any social media at all? do you not know how to whip it up like a slut? you stupid fuck, how did you not whip out your cock on Tinder with a ruler next to it? you stupid fuck.
>>32560847Be nice, it's probably a cervix knife, my dude. Only good for oral.
>>32560847Big pp doesn't equate to free loving relationships, anon.
>>32560913The hell do you mean big pp =/= free sex? that's like saying big booba =/= free sex with Chads.>>32560856Boohoo, just wrap something around it to keep him from hitting all the way. >muh big dick problems
>>32560966>free sexNot everyone wants just sex, anon.>ChadsOh, you're one of those people.
>>32560966Not everyone just keeps an extra vagina laying around specifically for cushioning sex, dummy.Let's measure you, square up.
>>32560966I like smaller boobs
Woman, how much more feminine a completely shaved guy is, in terms of our attraction to them? Is it a turn off for straight women? Does it have appeal to bi women?
>>32561470MaleT-shirt with university logo on it, khaki shorts, boxer briefsToo lazy to take a pic and it's a boring outfit anyway>What's your type?Female, not fat, decent hygiene, intelligent, kind, is willing to show me any amount of attention or interest
>>32561470I'm wearing light blue socks, dark blue sandals, grey and black underpants, black sweat pants, and a brown t-shirt (and wireless bluetooth headphones too, if that counts)
>>32561381>Woman, how much more feminine is a completely shaved guy?None, bi F and that's my preference.
>>32561470Work uniformThen I'll go home and try to wear this pad with underwear and a heating pad while playing pubg under a blanket on the couch.My type is >>32554397
>>32560847I've thought about this deeply and I think the issue is that I've actively avoided having IRL relationships/friendships my whole lifeNo social media and any time people invite me to a party or out on a coffee I either ghost them or pull the "Aw that's sweet of you, but no thanks!">you stupid fuck, how did you not whip out your cock on Tinder with a ruler next to it? you stupid fuck.Surely it's not that easyIt only occurred to me recently that there might be women who'd fuck a guy just because he has a big dick, I don't really have a mental image of how common it is nor among what type of woman>>32560856Worried about this as well, but as I understand it you can have intimate sex even without PIV. im a romanticist.
Hi atoga, I'm unbanned again.>>32523100Good genetics and insane amounts of lotion.>>32523455I don't think so. I can't remember the last time I noticed a guy's armpits, honestly. If he lifts, I probably like his arms already.>>32524231Online makes it pretty difficult. If she's really autistic, she might appreciate just being asked directly. It might be the case that no amount of hints and clues will get through to her, so you'll just have to lay it out clearly.>>32524936Hm... yes and no? When I was in school, there was opportunity everywhere, and starting a relationship was the easiest thing ever. But they didn't last. Now that I'm a Working Adult, relationships are both more stable and harder to come by. It's an unspoken agreement that adults are more interested in the long-term.>>32526734A little bit. My train of thought goes "wow, he probably knows a lot of equally attractive women, which is a category I'm not a part of" before I stop it and try to think positive.>>32529083No more than a few days. Any longer and it starts feeling... stale. Even in my most degenerate NEET periods, I've changed it at least once a week. I don't particularly like showing bra straps, but if you mean a dark bra visible through a light top, I'm not a fan of that either.>>32530712Then why is it called a boner?? Checkmate, scrotoids!>>32530970Lmao that's true, like trying to observe a sleeping animal, but getting too close wakes it up.>>32532392Too early to tell, but she did make the first step to talking with you. That means something. Now you can talk to her again in the future without it being weird! Use that.>>32532869Sure. Sometimes a guy says something interesting, or funny, or makes me consider consooming some media. Male opinions are valuable, even without sex.
>>32532923If she's foreign, maybe she's not confident in her language skills? Or maybe she's introverted? In either case, she's probably thankful that somebody else starts the conversation, so I'd say to keep at it. >>32533272God bless webms.>>32533282Was it better when you were fapping regularly? Maybe start that back up again. If nofap is just making things worse, then I think it's ok to resume in moderation.>>32533997Same but it was all boards lol>>32534387F. I'd like the ability to see the history of objects, like touching a dollar bill and knowing every transaction it's been a part of. That's just cool, and won't make me feel bad for not using it to stop crime.>>32534825Vampire, not even for the bloodsucking, but for the glamour ability. I like being persuasive.>>32535549They're based.>>32536064That's exactly how I picture dadbod. Maybe a bit more fit.>>32537816Did you... make it in a cupcake pan? >>32539009I have to agree. Bigger boobs need help to look good, but small ones are just amazing all the time. >>32542948Generally they do, but I attribute that to the #problematic idea that boobs = evil, so naturally a pure angel wouldn't have huge wicked titties.>>32551280Ehm, a little bit? I guess I don't have a wide variety of experience in that matter. Being totally bare is a bit strange, but I don't want an untamed bush either.>>32552916F, yes I'm a basic bitch who collects state quarters. Though I finished my collection years ago, so I guess my answer is no, I don't anymore.>>32553007There's no shortage of "nice" guys who just agree with everything I say, so that's not interesting. To stand out, there has to be some sparks.>>32553440Putting aside the joke answer of "I don't perceive you at all lol", I'd think that's lonely, but not terribly wrong. If we're talking online, it's not a problem at all.
>>32553460Really makes u think. Doesn't the dirt get pushed to the edges? If anything, the borders of the floor would steadily get dirtier.>>32553878Because you're completely absolving the dude of responsibility for his actions. It's rude to put 100% of the blame on the woman.>>32554310I'm not even sure what this means. Is cucking just cheating? Like I date another guy and rub it in his face? That doesn't sound fun to me.>>32554519I'd say to include at least one photo with friends. Pick your favorite. An album of nothing but solo pics gives the impression that you have no friends at all.>>32554946F, I think so. It's really helped me examine my own behavior and why I think certain things.>>32557235In general? Meh. I subscribe to the idea that lewd clothes are better than just naked bodies. It leaves things to the imagination.>>32559612God created us to tempt you into sin.>>32561381As a bi woman, I like it a lot.>>32538433>>32561470Hi, I'm wearing picrel. Pls ignore the cat hair, and sorry for the answer spam.I usually go for Ice type.
>>32561947>>32561998GOAT of the thread right here. Thank you for your support!Also, I have more than just webms if you'd like my disc. ;P
>>32561998>I'd think that's lonelywell here's your chance to make it less lonely ;)
>>32534387I missed this one.I want absolute unaging invulnerability.You can give me a weird plot weakness if you want like superman kryptonite.I want to pause my looks right now, forever. Never die, Birth generations, amass fortune, explore the galaxy and try to tell earth as soon as possible.
>>32557235I like seeing white cock from nonfat men here.I imagine you guys are boys next door and I could just put my panties in your mailbox.
>>32561998idk man i'm just detecting that she's trying to let me down easy. shame, she had an adorable accent
>>32562061I'd be shocked, but flattered and would store them away for safekeeping and sniffing later. Girl next door has always been my thing. >>32530826
>>32561998>Generally they do, but I attribute that to the #problematic idea that boobs = evil, so naturally a pure angel wouldn't have huge wicked titties.Give me the number of your pusher because he must sell really good autism.
>>32562016>It's really helped me examine my own behavior and why I think certain things.Kind of the same here. Initially I wanted to just be more social and "normalize" the sexual topics as opposed to shying away from anything resembling it. The lack of close girl friends really started to bother me and I wanted to stop getting worked up about it. However, as time went on, I've realized that... there're no issues on my front? Aforementioned thing with "no girl friend" is likely just a special kind of luck and me hanging out in mostly male circles. I had some friendships with girls throughout my life before and it just so happens that there wasn't much on that front in the last few years.I've also wanted to be more ready on romantic/sexual side of thing, but now think that I might've just overthinking it and turning this stuff into such a big deal would be more harmful in the long run. Like, it's best to be just a nerdy normie dork, I guess? Forget about masturbation, flirting and all this other crap. Spend your free time on games, Internet surfing and trying out new hobbies. All these things will happen eventually, probably by a point when world gets somewhat better and I somehow manage to move into some other country.Despite generally viewing it as (honestly) kind of a time waste, overall I'm thankful that I've suddenly decided to break some of my boundries and test myself here. Special thanks to lady anon with shifting IP's (I should probably call her "Gwen anon" in return, but in hindsight she's closer to Black Cat in this scenario) for showing that I guess I have some potential on that front. Even if my excessive honestly seemingly can be a turn off.On that note, ladies and gentlemen: is it normal for a person (guys specifically, but also in general) to prefer flirting/lewd texts to pictures/photos of similar nature?
>>32561998Hiya, long time no see. What were you in for this time?>I'd like the ability to see the history of objectsOoh, creative. You could touch some really cool stuff like dinosaur bones, be the first human to really see what those were like. Or "UFO wreckage" to see if it's legit.>won't make me feel bad for not using it to stop crime.Well, technically, you could use it to solve crimes, ha. Murder weapons and whatnot.>>32562048Might want to make a failsafe for that, in case you ever get sick of living and want to pass on. Especially for, you know, the heat death of the universe. Would suck being stuck alive and alone for that!
wanted to know this for a bit. here's my chance to ask. anyways...where do you put your dick when you take a shit?
>>32562579Why would I need to move it? They're nowhere near each other.
>>32561947What illustrious behaviour got you banned?
>>32562579not only are my dick and balls too high up around the corner to ever be in the danger zone but they also dangle forward when i sit down, so they never get hit by the log itselfi have pissed on my balls before, they got stuck togetherthe water can splash up and hit my balls at any moment
>>32562139Be less insecure about your height and take pics you like.
Hey femanons!Would You go for a coffe with a shorter guy than You?
>>32562724I'm 6'2 so this has been my life for the most part I don't really have an issue with it, though I see the appeal of wanting someone taller than you it doesn't matter much to me. Kinda sucks if the guy gets weirdly insecure about it or brings it up often tho, not like they're too short to hold hands, kiss, and make babies regardless
Work mostly wfh an office job, a girl there has been initiating conversation a lot (offline and online) and now wants to meet on Friday as "we need to talk". About what? I thought she's randomly mad at something I said but didn't seem like it in following conversation. Help I'm autistic, would like to date her I guess?
>>32562795>About what?How should anybody here be able to tell you that when none of us knows anything about you, her, your work or where you're going to meet?
>>32562836Just wondered about what needing to talk might mean in this context. Of course I haven't made her pregnant or she doesn't have a confession about cheating because we're both at this 'advanced work colleague' stage. So not sure what the talk could be. If it helps she's an ESL just like me.
>>32562857>Of course I haven't made her pregnant or she doesn't have a confession about cheating because we're both at this 'advanced work colleague' stage.I'm not sure what you're trying to say.So you two are bf/gf!?
>>32562795if a girl randomly gets mad at you for seemingly no reason, please for the love of god don't make the mistake I made and date somebody like that. If you get confused over her saying this at work imagine living with her bud. It's mental hell, trust me dude.
>>32562861No, sorry. Just work colleagues that talk a lot, mostly from her initiative but I've continued this a lot. I know she's single as well as she's explicitly said as such. Usually when you're colleagues you don't want to meet them specifically to have some talk, hence I'm wondering. Is she going to ask me to clarify my intentions with her, or something like that?Have to go for now, will be back to the thread later,thank you.
>>32562873Where does she want to meet you?The police station?
>>32562579When I first sit down and have to piss while shitting I kind push and angle it down so it doesn't hit the inside of the bowl(that shit is nasty), but after I'll pull it up and just kinda rest my cock and balls on the seat. My asshole is too far back to worry about any shit getting on either.
>>32562762>make babies regardlessI genuinely ponder this. I like girls my height or shorter(I'm 5'4), but when I stop and think about the odds any sons I have being cursed with the same height I wonder if I shouldn't let myself be a little uncomfy and wed a tall girl so they'll probably end up average height or taller.Personally it doesn't bother me much anymore. The way I see it God had to nerf me some how. I'm obnoxious enough as it is. I can't imagine how unbearable I'd be if I was even just 5'6 or 5'8. But if I had the choice I'd be taller.
>>32562902>I'll pull it up and just kinda rest my cock and balls on the seat.I have never heard of anybody doing this. lmao
>>32562948It keeps it out of the way and off the inside of the bowl. It's a real bitch in public. Gotta layer up some TP so it doesn't touch *anything*, and it's really obnoxious when it's a seat that has a gap at the front. Fucking hate that shit
>>32562023No problem :)Not doing disc at the moment, but thanks.>>32562030/atoga/ does help make me less lonely. I hope the same is true for all of you.>>32562088There will be other fish in the sea with cute accents, I promise.>>32562113I think a minority of men prefer lewd texting, but it's not too strange.>>32562190It was just a 3-day for arguing with shitposters, but I accidentally tried to post on my phone before it was up, so I got hit with 30 days for ban evasion :(>>32562724I've never met a guy shorter than me, but I don't see why not. Coffee is good.>>32562795>we need to talkUh oh. This is rarely a good thing. Although it's odd that this would be your first(?) irl meeting, so I can't imagine what she wants.
>>32562999>less lonelybitch, I was joking that you could fix the whole "being lonely because a virgin" this lmaoCheers for doing mass reply dumps tho. That's pretty cool
>>32562999>accidentally tried to post on my phone before it was up, so I got hit with 30 days for ban evasionYikes. Well I'm glad you're okay at least, was getting worried something had happened.
>>32563005Ohhh. Sorry, jokes make more sense to me when I'm running on more than 4 hours of sleep, haha.>>32563110No, unfortunately I'm still here. I almost experienced personal growth, but I'm back just in time.
>>32563570>4 hours of sleepYeah, that'll hamper anyoneBut honestly, I'm just glad to know not every girl would be "turned off" by it or something
>>32562113Everytime I read this shit my brain instinctively puts on a whiny nasal voice with a lisp.
>>32563570>I almost experienced personal growthThat's the human experience for ya!
>>32562724Yes. But he's 18 and I'm 31.What do we talk about? Memes?
>>32562913Might be nice if u enjoy long legs and probably does something if you have a dommy mommy or soft dom kink>>32563805I feel like I wouldn't have the patience to go with someone that much younger than me. Especially if they're less than 22, really just too high school 4 me
>>32563848Yeah I try to aim for 21+ but I just want him to know he's admirable. Short guys get shit on so much (and I've seen him get shot down), but he's so worth it.
>>32523000Will women ever see me as dominant if I’m short?
>>32563889I find that being tall is a small optional part of it, if anything I prefer to dom tall guys and be sub for short guys
Anybody else got an ad for this on here? Have you tried it yet, anon?
I'm kinda curious about this.>Gender and do you own any sex toys?>Amount and what kinds?>Is your partner owning sex toys a turn off or on?Male, yes4, A fleshlight, butplug and cockring combo and an electric and a regular prostate massagerFor me It's a turn on if my partner has toys and wants to use them together.>>32561998>Did you... make it in a cupcake pan?Just a regular oven tray lined with baking paper.>>32562902>but after I'll pull it up and just kinda rest my cock and balls on the seat.I have respect for your insanity brother.
>>32564101>Gender and do you own any sex toys?Male, yes>Amount and what kinds?I bought a few Tengas last year, and I have a silver vibrator dildo and a prostate massager, now I realize that I'm not into anal masturbating that often and would probably be better off with just a cock ring lol. The charging cables are so easy to lose I find.>Is your partner owning sex toys a turn off or on?Absolutely not a turn off; I encourage my partners to try some and see if they like any, bc women have so much variety.
>>32564101M>do you own any sex toys?Nope.>Is your partner owning sex toys a turn off or on?Nope. I'd be relieved that she's a sexual person, I guess, but I would presumably already know that before finding out she has toys.
>>32564101>Gender and do you own any sex toys?Male, yes.>Amount and what kinds?Dildo, a couple butt plugs, a vibrating prostate massager with a cock ring, some sounds, and a couple different kinds of chastity cages.>Is your partner owning sex toys a turn off or on?Definitely not a turn off. Could be a turn on, depending on what kinds.
Ladies, what the FUCK does it mean when you send this emoji to a guy as a reply?
>>32534387I'm surprised nobody said the cliche pervert answer of invisibility.
>>32562113I personally don't like lewd messaging. I find it cringe most of the time, I visably cringe when people text it to me and I put in the bare minimum to reply back. I'm sitting at my desk, drinking coffee and doing some maths then somebody texts me 'and there is one more thing I want.. I want you to give it to me, I want you to fill me up' bla bla it's not really my cup of coffee. I visably cringe when I try and think of something to send back, I'm not into it at all. And that goes for people who want me to send nudes and I don't. One 'girl' (sounded and felt like a tranny) sperged out on me (twice) when I didn't send her nudes. Talk about femcels, am I right?Question to both genders: have you had bad experiences with somebody after you rejected them? Like have they not taken it well at all? It would be more interesting to hear from guys who have rejected girls and the girls have reacted badly, as I've heard plenty of stories of guys not being able to handle rejection. I think a lot of women really can't handle rejection well as it comes to such a shock to them, due to them rarely ever being rejected. I have had at least 1 'terrible' experience when I rejected a girl who was into me, who took it very very personally and wanted revenge.>>32563805what is so appealing about him, especially if he's 13 years younger than you? I thought women liked older guys>>32564101Male, and noA turn off>>32534387Invisibility, but more than that. It would hide my noises, my scent, I could even walk through doors and walls (and people) if I wanted to. Or I could shape shift into a fly or something and 'be a fly on the wall' literally
>>32564158Sent this post to a friend, here's what she had to say>It>Uh>It>Yes
>>32564158Neutral response or not sure how to respond to that or "I wish I hadn't read that"
>>32564159>I'm surprised nobody said the cliche pervert answer of invisibility.Why would I pick the super power that I already have?But if I'm being serious invisibility needs a secondary power to make it a viable pick for me.As >>32564208 kinda said you need something more than plain invisibility like phasing for it to be a good power.>>32564208>Question to both genders: have you had bad experiences with somebody after you rejected them?Oh yes>As a 23 year old on a date with a 32 year old single mother.>Date isn't going well as we have nothing in common and she really wants to talk about her kid.>I'm not really feeling it anymore and I want to go home.>We finish the meal with dead air.>Waiter comes over and I ask for the bill.>After we both pay she asks me if I want to come over and meet her kid.>I politly decline and say that there wasn't really a spark.>She gets mad, calls me a childish pig and that a real man wouldn't do that.>I just disengaged and vanished into the night.>Block her number as she keeps sending me insulting messages.I'd say that was a bullet dodged.>>32564113>I realize that I'm not into anal masturbatingThe problem with anal masturbation for me is the effort & time it costs is to much compared to the pleasure I get from it.Getting my prostate touched feels good man.But if I take my average time to just rub my dick to orgasm and compare that to cleaning my ass, cleaning my toys, getting ready to play, actual masturbation and cleaning my ass and toys again.I can rub out 2 maybe a 3rd load in that time.
>>32561998>#problematic idea that boobs = evilWell that's pretty accurate. They're evil because they make me both mad and horny.
>>32564101>Gender and do you own any sex toys?F, yes.>Amount and what kinds?Too many to count. Powered and unpowered dildos, plugs, small vibes, little accessories, etc.>Is your partner owning sex toys a turn off or on?Turn on. Them being open to toys in bed is pretty great.
>>32562999>I think a minority of men prefer lewd texting, but it's not too strange.I figured. Seems logical that it would make me part of a minority, but I don't mind it all that much. There were times when I joked to myself that I might actually be overly romantic. I suppose there's actually some truth to that and, if anything, it's a bonus. lol>>32563619>whiny nasal voice with a lisp.Huh. It's hard to judge your voice fairly, but there were moments in my life when I was one hell of a crybaby. Not nowadays as I've kept everything in myself (for better and worse), but tend to be more open without whining.What I'm trying to say is that it is relatable and funny.>>32564208>I personally don't like lewd messaging.Oh yeah, I totally get that. It's more nuanced than that. Doubt I would really dig the examples you've provided as well. I suppose it helps that I'm just typing a lot, whenever talking to friends, lurking on 4Chan, working, etc. It's just more natural to me, I suppose.>Question to both genders: have you had bad experiences with somebody after you rejected them? Like have they not taken it well at all?No. Never really got into such situations. Maybe some girl might've been interested in me (I doubt), but I couldn't know and it doesn't really matter at this point.However, I was in kind of opposite situation. There was a point a few years back (right before shit started hitting the fan) when I tried to properly rekindle friendship with a girl I had a crash on from school as she went over to college while I stayed for senior term (year 10 &11). We just didn't talk to each other, but rare small talks throughout the years went alright. Despite keeping up the conversations just fine, it became quickly apparent that she wasn't interested in continuing it (I didn't make a move on her, even though maybe I should've; just wanted to keep the friendship going) and I took that well. It is what it is.
Femanons, i just had an idea. What if i charged 5 bucks for each time i catched a girl glancing over me or gawking? I already have a drone, might as well get a camera and such. But how do i make it look more professional? Half of the profits ought to be for some institution btw.
Femanons, why are you so attracted to Ted Bundy?
>>32564657>why are you so attracted to Ted Bundy?When you should be attracted to the legendary star fullback on the Polk High School football team.
>>32564101M, I mean I've bought sex toys for my girl? So I guess we own them? I don't have anything I use on myself and I'm not interested but I've bought a few things for her and she's got a couple things herself. Butt plug, leash and collar, blindfold, ball gag, vibrating dildo, she also got this candle to use in the bedroom but yet to try that one out. No her having sex toys isn't a turn off at all>>32564781>chillin on the couch with his hands in his pantsHe just like me fr fr
>>32564101>Gender and do you own any sex toys?Male - yes>Amount and what kinds? I've got both a fleshlight and buttplug. First is pretty good, despite its vibration breaking immediately. With the buttplug, maybe I'm doing it wrong, but I never found anything worthy calling the male g-spot or anything like that. The novelty wore off in both cases.>Is your partner owning sex toys a turn off or on?Not a turn off, makes me think they are sexually proactive which is good.
>>32554519>>32562139>>32562724Manlets and heightcels
>>32564101>insanityNigga, what insanity? If it's the toilet I use at home, what's to fucking worry about? The balls kind of keep the tip off so I don't even have to worry about that. It's better than leaving it down in the bowl to get witch kissed over and over
>>32562972Ah, I push it down.
>>32564208>I thought women liked older guysYes, Anon.Every woman likes exactly the same type.And of course every man likes exactly the same type.
>>32545510>How much of your personality is as it is because of your sex?M, very little I think desu, I think I'd be basically the same if I was a girl>>32543084Both is good...
>>32564208>what is so appealing about him, especially if he's 13 years younger than you?He was trying really hard to come up with conversation to talk to me. He's adorable and I want to suffocate him with my theighs.
>>32566397Based, go get em cougar
>>32566397>and I want to suffocate him with my theighs.I'm jealous because that is how I want to die!>>32564985>Nigga, what insanity?I just think that it's crazy, the mental image of someone doing that sends me in a Larry David/Curb your enthousiasm like spiral.But you should do what you want in your own bathroom, I'm not the grand authority of cock and ball placement while pooping.>>32564791>He just like me fr frThe older I get the more I turn into Al.But I will never understand his refusal to have sex with Peggy.
How do I get women to grind on me at the night club?
>>32567446Be attractive. Ask nicely.
Farewell, I suppose. Even though the thread will likely stay up for a day or two.
Ladies: how many men have you slept with? How many men have you just performed oral on / had performed on you? How many handjobs have you given? How many people have you French kissed / have French kissed you?Guys: how many men have you slept with? How many men have you just performed oral on / had performed on you? How many handjobs had performed on you? How many people have you French kissed / have French kissed you?also for both genders:please describe your idea partner.
>>32568309new thread
>>32568301>how many men have you slept with? If you mean intercourse just 1>How many men have you just performed oral on / had performed on you?2>How many handjobs have you given4 different people if you include women, did not keep track of how many times I've done handjobs but probably less than oral.>How many people have you French kissed / have French kissed you?4
>>32568301>how many men have you slept withSix.>How many men have you just performed oral on / had performed on you?One.>How many handjobs have you given?A ton, but to those seven exes.>How many people have you French kissed / have French kissed you?Less than 20 but more than 10.
