good for you

>>35059594
>Things that never happened

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>>35059594
>black man
>"you fixed me and healed me"

>>35059594
the sissy hypnos worked

I met a girl from /soc/ once and started dating her.

Turns out she was diddling her kid and she was posting on /soc/ looking for teen boys to fuck, so 4chan made me realize women are crazy is that the same?

>>35060148
>all the best crazy women of 4chan wanted to fuck me
fuck you

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>Be me
>2021 highschool drop out
>Say fuck it and start scrolling 4chan because what else was I going to to?
>Discover soc and the matchmaking threads
>I'm a stupid horny teenager so I post and expect nothing
>Fucking something.
>Meet 20 year old girl that lives near me
>We talk a lot I admit my kinks she admits hers eventually after we get off we just talk normally
>Our lives suck we hate our parents we hate working
>She asks if I want to meet up not to have sex but to just hang out
>We meet and get ice cream then go to a park and smoke weed it's my first time and I'm ass at it but she thinks it's funny
>Oh my God her smile I turn beet red
>She notices and thinks it's cute
>We fuck like we're going to die tomorrow
>We go out separate ways and keep talking for a few months
>Her parents kicked her out and I'm 19 now so I ask if she wants to find an apartment together instead of living in her car
>She agrees and we find some place off of Facebook
We still live there anons. She got home from work and is in the shower. We still hate work but I'd break my back in a coal mine for her. We're going to eat microwave pizza and watch snapcube sonic videos and Cuddle
If you're reading this Gwen, don't burn the fucking meatloaf again.

>>35060998
VERY cute and inspiring

>>35059594
>post how 4chan helped you find love
it didnt

soc got me laid once, that was pretty nice. But my state has like 9 other soc users and 8 are guys so I guess im fucked lolz

>>35060998
>>Modern love story
How depressing

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I'm mid 30's and met 18 year old in adopt a NEET thread. I think I'm in love with her. I almost flew her out to live with me on Friday, but my older brother talked me out of it since I live in a cucked state with cucked rent and am not financially independent. He'll basically disown me if I have her move out here. This state basically requires you be rich or dual income. I'm basically considering moving to a different state just to be with her now. I have lived in another state before and honestly wanted to move out anyways. Is it crazy and irresponsible? Yeah, maybe. But we connect mentally so well that sometimes I feel like I am talking to myself. She's petite and pretty too, in that homey wifey sense. The fuck else am I doing with my life? Doom scrolling on 4chan and fapping and playing video games? I'll be 40 soon and this is like a gift from God on a silver platter.

>>35063161
Have you met in person yet? Physical (note, not sexual, PHYSICAL) chemistry is important too. Sometimes people just don't click IRL like they do through text or call
Don't throw the second half of your life away without some reasonable ascersion it'll work out.
Also, you're a creep and weird perv, date your own age freak

>>35063234
you had a point until the last line and now I'm just convinced you're an aging eggless woman

>>35063238
I'm a 21 yo volcel, stop taking my women vro

>>35063261
>volcel
unironically, using words like this is why you are losing

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>>35059594
>weird jewish womans erotic fantasy

this is purgatory, there is no love here

>>35063161
fuck these niggers. Most relationships throughout human history had age gaps, even large ones. It's only natural, we don't care about arbitrary 21st century standards here, we're not faggots. Seize the day! Fortuna audentes iuvat

>>35063898
We're enlightened now, stop diddling 6 year olds muhammed

>>35063977
When I hear the word (((enlightened))), I reach for my gun. Stop projecting Shlomo.

>>35064041
I'm not engaging in letting another thread devolve into retards calling each other brown