SERIE A, MATCHDAY 4>Saturday, 14th September 202415:00 Como 2 - 2 Bologna18:00 Empoli 0 - 0 Juventus20:45 Milan 4 - 0 Venezia >Sunday, 15th September 202412:30 Genoa 1 - 1 Roma15:00 Atalanta 3 - 2 Fiorentina15:00 Torino 0 - 0 Lecce18:00 Cagliari 0 - 2 Napoli (ongoing)20:45 Monza - Inter>Monday, 16th September 202418:30 Parma - Udinese20:45 Lazio - VeronaPrevious: >>144414769Reminder to drink agua, keep it crusty, stop iracy and commit a territorial racismo in your free time.
Allegri is the shittiest coach ever and no poorfag gobboloide can change that.
shit edition
>Oaktree FC game approaches>seething about Juventus increases tenfold
negru
>>144453470>BuffonLifelong Inter fan (he confirmed it)>ChielliniLifelong Milan fan (he confirmed it)>BonucciInter academy, Lifelong Milan fan (he confirmed it)>BarzagliLifelong Inter fan (he hides it by saying he's a Fiorentina fan)
let's go mctom and gilmour. the blue looks good on them
>>144453578All of those except bonucci is garbage so juventusGODS win again
kek another proof that riomma is shitMakaku can't score for themanyway I rate Mctominay hair very cool
>>144453633Scirea was an Inter Lifelong too which is why Agnelli killed him just like he killed the Torino players with a Fiat plane
>>144453672They will kill Bonucci soon
>>144453729They already tried to kill Bonucci's son, remember the fan who tried to murder him?
holy shit Cagliari are shit
Di GODrenzo is the best player in the shitalian NT
>>144453951is he half black
>>144453995Nearly all T*scans are
nandez would have prevented this
>>144454274both ugly
Gilmour dominating the midfield already huh
>>144454283Holy based
>>144454274>all because of some poorfag chink
Conte redeemed sirs
>>144454923Fuck off, nobody is interested in Borussia Dortmund's lineup
>>144454923quite wild rotation. intrasting
>>144454923Allegri's last year Juventus was twice the team this junk is. Too bad Allegri is overrated
would you look at that it's almost monday
brb betting on another soft penalty for Inter before the 60th minute, so that Cagone Inzaghi can field more reserves without shitting bricks
>>144454923Kek inzaghino fielding the fvll sqvadrone against monzus, allegri would've put in the primavera panchinari and still win
Allegri lost twice to Monza btw
>>144455320Minute 36. Save it.
black and yellow is beautiful, of course they had to steal it.
>>144454923>I must play lautardo and turdham because nesta called me selfish why is limone like this
Allegri lost to Monza because of Figgece and their electrical infetterences
And mo I mog Jesse Joronen with my goalkeeping performance against inzagus' inter
lot of seething before even kick off.
>>144455629please injure yourself, I want to see the qt come back
>>144455693No need to comment on ABJj's still, why not talk about your sfinter instead?
>>144455693Seething poorfags like you and your friends will never cease to amaze me. Allegri isn't coaching Juventus since months yet you poorfags are still seething about him.
Save me kojimboooooooooo
How did the roma chat react to the late goal
Allegri is a shit manager>Carlo always spoke to me, told me what to do on the field," he said. "If I have to improve [now] then [Allegri] has to recommend how. Champions must always move forward, they are expected to be the best. "Every now and then Allegri will explain something to me, but a coach should always suggest to his players how to correct defects. - Alexandre Pato"
>>144454225im not
>>144456004>Alexandre PatoMore like he was the one being shit
>but a coach should always suggest to his players how to correct defectsThis is pure thirdie mentality, authority figure has to tell you what to do otherwise do nothing and nothing changes
lets go boys. time to score some goles
>>144456157Thank you Mark Cerny, I fully agree with you.
>>144456080you dont know shit about him alphieinjuries are no joke >>144456157der chikaner
Let's watch some thirdieball guys haha
>muh but le injuriesLiterally half of the "talented" Brazilians out there, 7-1 btw
it's that time of the year when I can't get the shower water at the right temperature, either too hot or not enough*sigh* I suffer in Croatia
>>144456289don't you have some judentus player to jerk off?
>>144456357Yeah, those that your retarded NT coach doesn't call-up, which probably played a role in the fact that you lost against Paragay.
Nesta looks 60
hope inter goes better than bbilan and get 3 eras
I've been laughing for minutes
>>144456400I don't follow or like the favela NT so I don't fucking care
>>144456516I think it would break me if this was a bbilan cucktalk
>>144456580Fair
>>144456516kek
>>144456516Milan 'ferimentozzo
Jesus, everyone in this league is shitwhat the fuck was that
Donald Tr-ACK!
Now that I think about it, the Japanon hasn't been seen in weeks
>the state of my fantasave me marcus
>>144456992for me its joronen. hope he doesnt get benched cos then my keeper situation is fucked.
there could be a penalty in the next few minutes
how would you feel if you were doxed and had all your ip stolen or made public?you just have to avoid certain situations /seriea/time
>>144457161stankovic will be getting minutes at some point this season, but i dont think theyll change after one big lossbetter hope he debuts after january
oof frattesi close
ynr when the president of the Italian senate, second highest ranking authority in the country, publicly fantasized about Lukaku's dick size
>>144456516lmao
how many goles would have allegros inter scored already this game?
>>144457753Don't make me say it
yellow for me for maldinus
imagine not seeing a foul there when you're right next to itimagine being a Monza monkey and getting in the ref's face about it
>>144457753who got the pisello confuso?
>LautardoThere are retards on this planet who unironically said he should win the Ballon d'Or
kino corner move.
ref is against us. gobbi pairetto
>>144458222what
>>144458410It's the abominargentini calling it
maldini has been gud. wish he played as a cb
lauti seems to be hungover still.
>dozed off at minute 20
>
>>144458048Icardi
>>144459146Don't bluds know that in order to get to Europe they need to reach the highest places on the table?
>>1444592520-3-1 is some crazy shit, DDR needs to wake up, especially with all the money they spent this summer
>>144459146De Rossi's at the wheelRoma are back
>Saelemaekers immediately went to the Trigoria Campus for tests on his right ankle.>The Belgian has a suspected fracture, which, however, does not appear to be displaced or particularly serious. We are talking about a few weeks of absence, a couple of months at most.
Low, high it's all relative
a few minutes after the moment the Albanian dog gets substituted off Inter will score
>>144459605Kovacic left a long long time ago
>>144459146Dovbyk rejected Atletico for this kwab
NEGRU SCORE ALREADY AHHHHH
>>144459395considering the state of the team between late transfers and dead players (both the unavailable ones and the ones the pitch) a win with Empoli would have made the three away draws almost acceptable. But no he had to cave in and play Dybala on the right and Soulé on the left, then both on the right walking on top of each other.
we need taremi in for my fanta.
>>144459692Looks like Sorloth isn't exactly doing the best over there either
simone cant rotate. he zero rotates or throws 6 new players in the start suddenly. and it never works.
>>144456516that's a big player
>>144459902stockholm syndrome from not having subs with lotito
gud subs. lauti and mkhi bad games tonight
>>144460052yeah could be. bad habit to learn
nice reffing again
Taremi looking a bit shit
nesta seems to be a catenaccio coach. not suprise since he is defendor
>Assllani
Real third world hours
Augusto dermarolling hard
maldini has been really gud.
>>14446060899% of coaches were defenders or midfielders. AttackingBVLLS just get the money by featuring in ads and sparing cazzate on tv/social media and don't waste time and their status coaching shitters in farsed matches
>no one can register a shot on goal>subs in correa and arnautovicNo goals for inter it is
nice move too bad no gole
>>144461089Taremi pass too strong, he looks way off competitive form
CALCIO
noice
porco dio
No doubt they'll draw it (maybe even win it), but in the meanwhile, I'll enjoy this
oof.
Holy imminent remvtnada allegresca
nice defending from monza this game.
obviously
kinoooooo
holy culo
Until Inter wins
NEGRU
Every single inter goal this season has been pioli-tier culo but I have to hear about muh epic inzaghiball every match
Frattesi close
where's blud aiming at
Mo the guy on the Pata metodo artigianale chips packaging isn't gery scotti
Did they comeback yet
>Pay Retto
UNTIL
>>144461887jumped before contact the previous free kick
Oh no no no, I thought that Motta was a fallito for having two draws, what happened nerazzurribros
A total of 0 points lost to Inter + Ternana won
finally some real calcio tomorrow
>>144461969>Two things can't be true at the same time
didn't watch the game but lmao printer is so overrated and so trash Jj can still hope to win
>Can castellanos save my fanta?no he won't
Having the same points as a fallito like Motta with the highest paid team is a huge fallimento but guai a dirlo
>>144462106Too bad JJ has Cago Loffa as manager
that was Nesta masterclass.
With allegri this match you won it
So, let me get this straight: there's teams playing in a Top 5 league RIGHT NOW that got their door violated? Even more than once?!Luckily WE do NOT belong in such group
Matches lost against Monza by Allegri? 2 out of 5.
Same points with the Italian champions who also happen to have the highest mount engagements in the league.We must keep fighting, we must stick together
It's uphttps://x.com/Azpitarte/status/1835417820819292160
>Mot(t)a scoredMY coach
Should've started dumbfries to do his gay runs behind the defense from the start and saved darmian for the clShould've started taremi/arnautovic and then subbed thuram later to exploit the tired defense with paceShould've terminated assllanis contract and sent him home to grow poppy and pumpkins
>>144462138he is a good italian-style coach. irrelevant like all the other coaches compared to the players. unfortunately Jj have vlahovic. id rather have a utter shitter like lautardo who can't score 7+ goals but at least scores all tap-ins.
Pretty shit match desu, heavily rotated line up but still expected more
This season is going to be a long, hard slog for everyone me thinks
Moh Italians have their own coaching styleMo Motta is ItalianMo Allegri is good
>>144462666Except Riommers kek
>>144462666>>144462687not if i kms first
who are the inter'bros' kurping tonight?
Please buy Oaktree commodities to help numb the pain
Three Juventus U23 players went in goal in this Serie A matchday, but according to Chinègru -15 :^)
The -15 points was exclusively to disadvantage and discredit allegri as a coach. Juventus is usually helped by FIGC
When (((they))) stole Borussia's identity they forgot to drop their choking skills
More like save his ass from another 2nd place embarrassment with a scudetto contending team loleeee
>>144462910i like asllani he just needs more time.asllani,zielinski and barella would be kino
>>144463030Motta finished in 5th place last season though?????
>>144455353>full squadrone>having both your main strikers and GK on and 6 bench players is "having the full squad"every single passing day, i lose more neurons looking into this general
niggerwood + rabionko, weren't it for the zerby they could win the league.
Post your feel when you commend yourself(and in turn cows and elephants) by solving fake puzzle you made up yourself
All that turnover, they'll win vs City right?
>>144463127it's one overtheatrical faggot refugee'd from twitterjust ignore any post starting with "Kek" or containing words with u's replaced by v's and you're good to go
>Udiense wins tomorrow and they are going firstHoly kino
>>144463430You forgot the>Alexis Sanchez scores a hattie
>>144463352Kek trve
>>144462131he HAS TO
>>144463485He's still injured :(
>>144463571No...
>>144463339Honestly fallimentozzo if inzaghi doesn't win against city at this point, it would be like if motta finished 5th place in that season where he had the biggest sqvadrone in serie a with bologn- WAIT WHAT?????
Lorenzo De Lucca, now that's an italian striker, not like that fraud Retegui, how the fuck do you pronounce that in italian?
Was organising my bookshelf found this
>>144463728Reteghi
>>144463766Shop a Roma shirt on him kek
>>144463772that is not his name, his name is Mateo Retegui, you can't even pronounce that in italian
>>144463802Kek
>>144463821>you can't even pronounce that in italianWell explain what I just did then!
>>144463866you wrote Reteghi not Retegui
>>144463982That's how we say itReteghi A hard "g", just like I am
Scemo sei e scemo resti
Werder Bremen won today with Giuliano Malatini in field and with 1 player down since minute 60Calafiori, Buongiorno, Malatinicatenaccio is back
fucking robbers
>>144463940show the freekick before. the greek jumped before contact and got a freekick.
>>144464017you are writing a completely different name
Is there a CL Fanta? >>144463766lmao, my ex owned a similar one but for slang words
>>144464365forgot pic
Isnt alexis ded
>two Ducci>two Germani>two Belgi>two Bobby English'sWhat's next? Two Malawis?
i never whine, eg i didnt say a word on empoli's missed red, or about the many mistakes of the referees against Juve, but suppose rocchi doesnt ban pairetto for the rest of the season, how can you explain it without the words: bad faith?
>>144464727>how can you explain it without the words: bad faith?"fozza inda escutila"
>>144464090Hindus? Where?Jesus is always right
>juve fan wanting pairetto bannedwe went full circle
Islam vs Hinduism I mean as much as I hate Islam...
Vincenzo Iraniano is looking very good with his Bologna in this relegation battle
The funny thing is that dumfries goal is offside, so in a real league inter lost 2-0
>>144463940I said it before, in five years time not even pirates will be bothered to commit iracy and restream Serie A games
>interfaggots letting nabule get to the toppoodinese better not get a victory tomorrow
Gio Scotti
>>144453470Lame
Have duck
E lunedì che umiliazione andare in fabbrica al servizio del padrone o juventino ciuccia piselli di tutta quanta la famiglia agnelli
He upgraded desu
Good morning /seriea/
TIME IS RUNNING OUT! UCL starts tomorrow! https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/x2N4Wc/004C00650067006100530050/S77https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclpredictor/groupjoin/4TPA4EF9HT
I made eye contact with Gravina couple minutes ago on my way to the office in via Po near the CONI headquarters and I'm not even joking
>>144476637gm. terrible sleep and factory callingmany such cases>>144476699did you make a kissy mouth when the eye contact was made?
They're not even trying to hide it anymore kek
>Stefan de Vrij said Inter must ‘defend as a team’ to neutralise Manchester City star Erling Haaland in the Champions League and does not expect the same problems seen with Monza.
>>144464365>>144464408Kek
>>144477087most intelligent hunchback
H-How much time do I have to make the FantaUCL squads?
>>144477203IL LUNEDÌ
>>144477358Godo
>>144477358ahahahah
>>144477264Until tomorrow at 6:45 wop time
Congratulations to Apudinese, Serie A 2024-2025 title champions
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
Edit idea, the Cagliari cucktalk but they are up against the peace keeping tanks of chinky piazza
>>144477924good one
>>144477264>haven’t made a squad yet>already completely btfoits over
>talus fracture for Saladmaker>2 months out>surgery in belgiumhe's never going to walk again>>144476655only 1 wc and 1 limitless but more matchdays. This changes everything and my autism doesn't like it.
>Federico Dimarco is suffering from a strain in his right thigh flexors. The Nerazzurri winger is therefore doubtful for Wednesday's match against Manchester City and will need to be evaluated for Sunday night's derby. @SkySport
>Thiago Motta: "Football is simple: There are 11 defenders and 11 attackers."You can kill the man, but not the idea
Inter might go back to barely placing 4th on the last matchday in 2 seasons timeimagine Asllani and Frattesi are your club's starting XI every matchday
>>144478959Decided against voting for Vlaams Belang after seeing this picture
>>144478966>Vlaams Belangsounds like the name of an Indonesian male though I'll infer from your post it's some """far-right""" party that doesn't like illegal immigration and Islam, but really likes Israel
>>144479010You got it all right (not gonna lie I can't even vote since I still have my Italian citizenship)
>half of september already gone
What the
wake me upwhen September ends...
>>144479032AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144478959Mafia infiltration, fans killing each other, fugitive owners who disappear out of the blue and are almost seemingly forbidden to talk about, dodgy capital gains with the likes of Sassuolo Cesena Genoa, enforced financial seizure passed off as fair and proper conduct, unknown and/or ambiguous owners, corporate shares belonging to companies doddering in tax havens, pyramid schemes, relations with the national refereeing association that to call ambiguous is an understatement, complete media protection that makes North Korea look like a civil rights model.How much more buoyancy do you need to keep this cesspool of a football club afloat?
>l'ombra di Pioli
Had a usual cup of cafetiere coffee with a splash of milk, tasted really bitter and overly strong. About half an hour later it felt like I was on the verge of a panic attack, not palpitations but a noticeable heartbeat and just a feeling of dread washing over me. Still don't feel 100%.Anyway sign-up for the needful you swine.
Most based thing I have ever read
Lazio primavera Roma derby
>Official: Dest, Karsdorp and Lozano will miss the game against Juventus.
>>144479523what the hell
>>144479528advantage psv
>>144479523Please tell me this is real
>Inzaghi’s wife on a now deleted IG story: “Criticism from people that have 0 football knowledge. They should stick to drinking beer, burping, and watching the game sitted on their couch. If you think you’re better, go get a coaching license. Thank god it won’t last long.”
>>144478748>>144479523Big disappearance pelatazzi
>>144479523isnt dimarco out too? tf is he thinking
>>144479523wallahi we're finished
>>144479615I WILL drink beer, I WILL watch the game plopped on the sofa, I WILL burp my discontent about the manager without a coaching license and you WILL like it
>>144479613no it's Borussia Dortmund lite
>believing an X albanian's troll newsZingari's retardation is built different
https://youtu.be/sBjFuaWXrOo?si=62m-WPdGBZ7Q5CmL
>>144479830she's fucking perfect (watched without audio)
>Bennacer out four monthsRemember that one AFCON prize though
>>144479830Mo broomhandles can sing
>>144479830That's a man
the primavera team is not that different huh
absolute state of the mobile network in 2024
>Motta is trying McKennie as a winger in training sessions. C-Calcio?
you now remember McKennie defenders
>>144479761based
>so you like these fucking fried chicken wings so much eh you fath fuck? good, you're playing as a winger nowjago torta probably
>>144479615> dO iT yOuRSeLf lowest iq argument type. shit players exist, shit movies exist, shit doctors exist, shit cooks exist. customers usually have a sufficient knowledge on what they buy to criticize a professional's work even if it's not sufficient to replace him. in detail, i think inzaghi is a good coach because i think inter is really a garbage team, full of leftovers and leftovers of leftovers and overrated memes, but if one thinks inter is a team of champions, then inzaghi's results are pretty bad: 1 scudetto in 3 years. on top of that, sport is pretty much of an exception on the general rule above: it's not particle physics, the difference between a spectator and a professional is often minimal.
>>144479615Holy seethe, criticism is needed to get better. Don't listen to it and you just become an entitled retard.
>not only zingari are falling for albanian baitslol
>he doesn't think that everything he reads on the internet is realHoly lame
>>144479830quite bad if you ask me
Also the new in the new Olly and Angelina song she is a bit better than the last terrible ones she did, a bit Mani Vuote style
>>144479021you don’t have belgian citizenship?also you can vote in the municipal elections
>>144480678I could get largely get it, I'm just kind of lazy and unlike in Italy you're forced to vote here.
>>144480732>you're forced to vote here.just don’t go they don’t prosecute that lolOr go at the very last moment and spend 45 minutes in the voting booth scrolling your phone to hold up the unlucky bastards that have to observe the voting
>>144480748>Or go at the very last moment and spend 45 minutes in the voting booth scrolling your phone to hold up the unlucky bastards that have to observe the votingThis is a much better idea than it has any right to be
https://youtu.be/f_5mu43TqLM?si=0dUDYYUQnLLrS87g
Cagliari’s away shirt wouldve been aesthetic if it wasnt for the big fat blue MOBY logo in the middle of everything kek
primavera match link? can't find
>>144480748go and vote Vannacci lol
>>144480977vpn to italy and sportitalia website
Probable Juventus XI to face PSV. (4-2-3-1): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Gatti, Bremer, Cambiaso; Locatelli, Thuram: Gonzalez, Koopmeiners, Yildiz, Vlahovic.
Fabbrica tier lineup
sirs the bonny is good
Don’t call my nameDon’t call my name Alexsandro
>brenner is not playing fmf
WTF in my Fanta i have Neres playing buy i soldi him, how does this even work?
>Neres playing buy i soldi him
>>144481921maybe his selling didn't go through due to special neapolitan "features" on the site?
>>144481934Italians
Fidel Castrovilli in place of Dianigga and Dale-Culo in place of Robella would be a better starting line-up
Football is simple, you just need to pass the ball to the guys with the same gear as yours
Wtf Rabiot signed with OM for less than 10 millions???? WTF jj sisters how do we cope??
>>144482014>less than 10 millionsSo he settled for a lower salary? Thankfully he fucked off months ago.
>udinegru top of the table
>>144482050deserved
12 million was too much for Inter this summer
SALUTATE LA CAPOLISTA
>>144482142I look like this
Rabiot arrives in merdseille in less than 10 minuti
apudinegru
WHAT A COMEBACK
>>144453470>Capolistabrings a tear of joy to my eye
Kek never seen such cope from pissgay, guy just started insulting allegrushttps://x.com/AfterRMC/status/1835430694085968207
ref is very suspect
Dia my boy, and we didn't concede first!
I still think Fidel Castrovilli would be better
>Rabiot's mom: "we're waiting for an offer from clubs playing in the Champions League">signs for MarseilleI dun get it
fuck sake, why are >we like this
>>144482536Think about it harder :^)
OH NONONONONO
>>144482536De zerbiball too complex, punished greenwood strives for vengeance
>>144482518Fugg!
Romagnoli is infecting Gila too porco cristo
Give it to me straight. Will Venezia stay up this year?
>>144482588not even reversing the standings and the laws of gravity
>>144468093not so fast
>>144482588I'm afraid they're going to sink
Taty and Dia both performing makes me smile
Nice gole tbqhf
I missed taty goal
there seems to be more parity this yearcalico is most definitely back
Rovella always Rovella this nigga can't tackle
Holy farsa that parma-udinese match
>>144482853The only one that can pass in the midfield tho
>>144482834>the teams that were kinda good are now as shit as the resti believe it
>>144482834disturbing lack of patrician scorelines though
>cAPUlistaFactory workers btfo
>>144482889nah we have zaccagni, castrovilli and gwen
lmao
>>144482913a winger, a paraplegic and >guendo>passing
>>144482834Serie A has always had the most competitive mid-table teams that could end up in the Champions League
Gila still in holiday mode
>>144482962a winger (plays in the midfield) with two assists, paraplegic but he can pass, guendo can pass yes especially crosses
>>144482992I reckon he wont be back to his best till atleast november, having literally 0 preason is a killer
>>144483023full season will be his preseason no chitchat just play
Sarri out
started watching lazio game now
>>144483059I want Kamada
It’s Udinover
I'd take Tchuatchua over Tchauna
Daniliuc, io sono tuo padre
>>144483107>tchuatchuais that chinese or african
Half-time.
>>144483107will people ever stop naming their kids after wah-wah pedal sounds?
best schizo theories of why parma is getting refballed
>>144483181They're not
>>144483181Not enough female fans posing with cheese wheels
CBS is showing some american nigga gangster talking about Lazio x Verona goals
>>144483209she can eat my dick cheese if you know what I mean
>>144483181the name of Krause's restaurant chain, too obscene for a proud catholic land
>>144483094fucking udinegrus
>>144479830>Sanremo Giovani winnergrim
>>144483181Unironically too kino for this league
Are 15 points realistic? Or they just won't care like usual?
>>144483381Please understand, they have to focus on the league in order to qualify for EL once again
>>144483381Literally none of these teams are easy opponents, giving up on the EL would mean to get assraped and end up on 3 points or something.
>>144483381Porto and Real Sociedad are the main threats
how did parma-udine game look?
>>144483381I think so but I'm in an optimistic mood
>>144483436Even first half, then Apudinese dominated the second
>>144483436he scored 3 goals
>tomorrow's game is at 6:45 PM instead of 9:00 PM
dia been really gud>>144483556kek
hope taty is fine, tchaouna and castro should open the game open a bit i reckon
nothing serious I think
MontiGOD
>>144483381Ajax-Lazio will keep the Dootch politie on their toes
>hire non shitalian manager and players>dominate serie assez
>>144483735we gaan
>>144483775Outstanding performance
tchaouna WILL score a blooter soon enough
>>144483819>Eriksson the only foreigner to win Serie A in the last thirty yearsI kneel
Gila you retard
>stripped from Juventuswhat ever happened there
nice open calcio. serie a will be kino this season so many good teams
>>144483885Open but not bundesmeme kinds of open, that's important
noooo
AGAIN ZACCA????? are you fucking with me this season
open gole miss. oof>>144483908true. i think serie is very high level.
Yes but shoot for there you n
>>144483882imagine being a 9/10 class wag and your husband is a jangelonia bialystock shitter playing in the semi amateur poolish league...she should get a trasnfer
>>144483979Keeeeeek mo this is the new cope
>>144483882I bet she sucks like a vacuum
nice half line blooter try from zaccagni
the balkan man marches on
yay
We are still alive bros
despite the defensive brainfart, another good performance overall, could and should've scored more (same as milan game basically), zacca needs to find his shooting boots tho
CHE ANNO ÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈ
Fiorentina is shit rn I expect another win
>>144484268>rn
>>144484280BATIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GOLAÇOOOOOOO
lazio looked good.
Gn sirs
>>144483755But muh zokkolo dvro shitaliano
Post the link for tomorrow you know which one
Just got done ironing the tvta gold 4 wednesday nite
so far, the best technical gesture at Jj has been koopmeiners' heel shot vs empoli.
>>144483094>Napoli, Torino, and Udinese in the next champions leagueHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU AMERIDEMONS YOUR TEAMS SUCK MONKEY'S ANUS
>another riccio showed up in the yard tonight>again dog flipped out completely at 3AM>got one spike on his tongue, another inside his mouth>got spikes out, doggo is fine>took riccio out of the yard, he is fine too>4am by the time all the ruckus is doneslept poorly and not a very good morning /seriea/
>>144493867Good morning serbro. I had to save a gecko from my kot at 2 am.
2nite I continue
Perisic to PSV
Juventus vs PSV – probable line-upsJuventus (4-2-3-1): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Gatti, Bremer, Cambiaso; Locatelli, Thuram (McKennie); Nico Gonzalez, Koopmeiners, Yildiz; Vlahovic.PSV (4-3-3): Benitez; Ledezma, Flamingo, Boscagli, Dams; Til, Schouten, Veerman; Bakayoko, De Jong, Tillman.
>>144494491>(McKennie)W/e at long as it wins us the game
>>144494491Based Mottard benching Cabal for no apparent reason despite him performing surprisingly well so far
I will NOT play the predictor
A Liverpool fan died39-1 ball at the center
AND MANDZUKIC TIES IT AGAINST REAL MADRID, WHAT A GOAL! 1-1
the butthurt is palpable
Anna Pepe is very attractive
bbilansisters.... they are making fun of us >>144494748
>>144494600we MUST spend 20m on a garbage bbilan negru,fra>>144494604based fellow capitano vlach delusionposter
SIA CHE VINCA, SIA CHE PERDA FORZA JUVE, PSV MERDA
Its been 27 years since juve played their last match in Champions
>The worrying ratings situation for Serie A continues: 4,836,737 viewers on DAZN for the fourth matchday; last year there were 5,471,384. And in the first few days DAZN had already lost about 1.6 million viewers from the already low ratings of a year ago.
yeah I honestly forgot Juventus qualified for the Champions League even though I don't recall the last time they were champions, but fairslike I said honest mistake
If Neloni had any bals she would propos3 a Hamsel remembrance day because the 49 swinrs would've bern her voters
Giorgia Pepeloni
Giorgia Teteloni
>Muttuidi.... Locatelli.... and Koopmeiners.... to start against.... PSV....
Giorgia Superteleoni
Just got done with a 25-minute cagata
>>144495419t. Tiagus Motta after going down 3-0 against psv
>>144495516You would never imagine the gender of the driver
What a pascolo the etihad stadium in 31 hours
>>144495516>>144495523>su Facebook l'8 luglio scorso scriveva: «Mi ci è voluto molto tempo per trovare la mia voce ma ora che ce l'ho non rimarrò in silenzio. Anche le donne sanno guidare».>on Facebook on July 8, she wrote, “It took me a long time to find my voice but now that I have it, I will not remain silent. Women can drive too.”
>Mo the LFP CVC deal is not a fraudt. Labrune
>>144494604oh I wanted to but i completely forgot
>An Irish 51-year-old Liverpool fan died last night while trying to cross the A4 highway close to the Orio al Serio Airport in Bergamo, reports in Italy claim.
>>144495758Vedi Bergamo e puoi muori.
>>144495220does it mean the fight against iracy isn't working then?
>>144495812What are you doing with all the extra credits?
>>144495220expect those numbers to drop even further as yearly subscriptions run out
>>144495908KinoYou could add the apu using the parrot as a phone
>forgot to make the squads>wanted to use the remaining time to goonAhhhhhhhhhhhhBelgio help
Sign up sign up sign up sign uphttps://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/x2N4Wc/004C00650067006100530050/S77https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclpredictor/groupjoin/4TPA4EF9HT
>>144496179Grande kiello raise that cup
Hmmm... this 4m guy... oh my... yes yes dear... let's win this together my unknown guy...
>no heyselkino in the graphic
I miss ellipsis Duccio...
>>144496245I’m pretty sure his arc ended when he accidentally posted a pic of himself on here kek
MY fantateam? Done, just in time
>>144495534>“It took me a long time to find my voice but now that I have it, I will not remain silent. Women can drive too.”Indeed
>"I p’ me, tu p’ te" by Geolier in the official soundtrack of FC25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIUOfQW498Ealmost no easy goals, sometimes he moves like radamel falcao. and he misses 20 tap ins per season. you can't make this shit up never seen such a weakminded player, his meme penalties confirm it btw
>>144496860If tryharding was a player
Got tickets for Leipzig vs Juve, i'm so ready to see the next 0-0>>144496770One of the worst Blanco songs too
>Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Gatti, Bremer, Cambiaso; McKennie, Locatelli; Nico Gonzalez, Koopmeiners, Yildiz; VlahovicMutt starting please help
>mckennie regista
>>144497305Post pictures of Leipzig
>>144497316As much as I am scared of this choice, one thing I'm sure of is that PSV are as confused as us
>18:45 instead of 18:30Ok wew, almost got scared I couldn't finish my shit in time
>>144483240are women are beautiful
>Locatelli and McBurger vs Scouten and Veerman
>Mckenniewtf does every manager see in this fat slob?
>>144497337why not? he was easily the most propositive player in last season's hopeless squad
>>144497448Uhhh his... uhh... hungery for... goals? Maybe? I don't know manHe was out of the pink until 2 months ago kek
forced €35m obligation for McNuggets if Leeds stayed up that one season, it keeps me up at night
I'm starting to believe that Motta is Allegrifying
>>144497507t. was expecting futebol bailado from the get go
Mo "nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita" isn't the dumbest fucking opening line ever
>>144497519It's more that I wasn't expecting a McKennie-Locka midfield 5 games into the season. If Motta becomes like the 14/15 version of Allegri I'm crying tears of joy though.
they are not ready for italiano masterclass tomorrow
>>144497562not Motta's fault if Douglas Luiz trains listlessly and then touches the ball with a slapdash attitude on the pitch because he's convinced that he's still playing against a football league of charlatans and headless chickens
>>144497448uhm...the best Iuve player during the Pirlo days?(the best period in Iuve history)....
I got my wife pregnant.
I will NOT be watching Juventus - PSVI WILL, however, celebrate PSV's goals as the notifications come in
>Milik won't be back until mid-Octoberugihijugjiogfjigjigfjigfdfgdoji
Kikko goal and no esultanza as a sign of respect for his favourite club tonight
any link for juventus?
Duccio we ballin'
>>144497739congratulations
>>144497739Based
>>144497739How many chickens to be sacrificed to JHWH is this?
The more things change, the more they stay the same
>>144497739>Duccio is officially no longer one of usyou've outgrown this place, all the best bruh
you guys gonna make a Juve matchthread? i'd say make a thread that combines the Juve and the Villa game. then we can also have a thread that combines the 4 later games for funsies
>matchthreadMental illness
>>144497687this is why africa is fucked
>>144497944Jewefags already have their little discord over here though
>ricardo pepi and noa lang on the bench>no GODginho DIOest
>>144497879>implying he was ever one of us
>>144497965>discordhuh. why>>144497960come out into the light, anon
>>144497944Nah, matchthreads for the UCL groupstages on /sp/ have always been uninteresting and slow as fuck
>>144498017They behave like those discord circlejerk losers
>>144498017>huh. whyIt's the regular schizo seething at Juve, ignore it
>At 25 years and 149 days, Juventus have fielded today their youngest ever starting XI in a UEFA Champions League game.
>>144497879is not the real duccio
>That Pee Ass Vi shirtI guess im rooting for Rubentus
I'm pissing myself if I have to be honest, this is stressful
>>144498206>>144498206>>144498206>>144498206NEW
is Flamingo actually good? fun fact btw he was actually in Sasol’s academy at one point and was one of the top scorers in the primavera serie a one year
I got duccio pregnant.
>>144453570Based
